To all of my “friends” who told me “not to watch all of Good Omens 2 in one go” because I’m “busy” and “prone to hyperfixation and subsequent fandom hibernation”
Blocked him with the same finger I used to tenderly tuck a stray strand of hair behind his ear while gazing into his eyes with so much love that it was overwhelming.
oh noo baby that wasnt a crash, it was a psychological warfare that happens when you and your best friend pursue ur dreams of driving in f1 together and you make it to one of the big teams and you guys start winning but then you start fighting each other instead of other teams and you break each other down piece by piece, crashing into eachother, saying “we’re not friends” on live tv and when one of them finally beats the other, they leave. and theres an empty shell of two soulmates turned to strangers.