#i am cooking 🔥🍳

[tuxalfredo]

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~ Eddsworld Deathnote au ~ (character roles introduction post)

To start off, I haven't drawn the characters in Light and Misas roles, but I will spill who the characters are. Larry and Bing are the roles of Light and Misa, but they are VERY different from Light and Misa.

To give a brief rundown, Bing finds the Deathnote first, but he's dumb as rocks, and so Larry is the smarter one who takes the lead and is chill with Bing just taking the credit lmao. Bing has the Shini Eyes in this au, and is more Misas role, but it's complicated. I blend a lot of roles into one, this AU isn't one of those copy+paste AUs with copy+paste personalities and exact storylines over different characters.

ALSO Kira in this AU isn't called "Kira", they're called "Zanta"

This was at first a joke, but then it stuck cus yes. I have no explanation it's just perfect and comedic.

^Shinigami!Tom^

Tom plays Ryuks role in the story, basically (and also has some of Rems roles in this AU rewrite). Tom has more of an obsession with fruit in general, unlike Ryuk, being only obsessed with apples. Tom likes pineapples and apples most :3

Ryuk is honestly the only correct role for Tom to ever be in in any DN au, it is goddamn perfect, in general if he is not a Shinigami in any other DN au u are just blatantly wrong✌️🧍‍♂️*griddys away to next character*

^L!Tord (aka "T" or "Toad")^

Ofc, Tord is Ls role in this AU. A lot of aspects of Ls character is changed to fit Tord, but nevertheless, they are still honestly very alike. Like Toad eats a lot of bacon and meats in general rather than sweets like how L does, but Toad has replacement for why L does this cus the explanation is to "store energy" since L barely sleeps. Toad just chugs energy drinks 24/7 and also barely has a sleep schedule. There's other quirks, but that's an example 👍

To bring attention to the sock notes, there's also no "foot scene" in this AU LMAO

What??! You want me to draw Tord fondling Larry's feet??? You want to IMAGINE that?? *insert Kurtis Conner clip* UR FUCKIN NASTYYYY🫵🫵🫵

^Near!Edd (aka "E" or "Eel")^

Edd is Nears role in this AU. Near is an insanely perfect role for Edd, they are honestly SO alike (MANGA Near specifically. In this AU most of the lore is based off the MANGA btw). I imagine Eel to be sassier than Near, more smug and outward about his pride when he backs Zanta into a corner.

I love Eel he is so 💚💚💚💚💚*ueueue* I love drawing him

^Mello!Eduardo (aka "e" or "Emu")^

Eduardo is Mellos role in the AU. Eduardo is so insanely perfect as Mellos role brooo also Near and Mellos dynamic is LITERALLY Edd and Eduardo shjsjdj. Lil quirk change, Emu eats dark chocolate and not milk chocolate like Mello. Just smthn I changed a tad bit cus Eduardo likes diet cola (that sounds kinda like an insult it's not lmao I personally prefer dark over milk chocolate- diet cola nasty tho I AM insulting that💥💥/lh /j)

These pieces of him are rlly lazy and noticeably unfinished, ik, making this mans refs were the literal reason I've taken so long to post this, I've given up. I WILL make finished art of him in the future tho ofc.

That's all for the introduction post, but I defs have more characters and other info to introduce!! So stay tuned for more if u care about any of this :)

[wordbunch]

The Hobbit re-read: favorites, thoughts and honorable mentions

thank u to my tumblr besties for encouraging me to rant abt this book for a little while, and brace yourselves for a LOOONG post; aka We're Going On An Adventure!

this quote abt Gandalf: "tales and adventures sprouted up all over the place wherever he went, in the most extraordinary fashion" like. THIS exactly is Gandalf to me ✨✨✨

the whole good-morninged sequence (as if he was selling buttons at the door! can you imagine! By belladonna tooks SON of all people!!!) 😱

"a cake or 2 would do him good after this fright" me too bilbo

"he had a horrible thought that the cakes might run short" me too bilbo 🍰

Gandalf constantly selling Bilbo's skills to the company and just hyping him up and believing in him all the time!!!! most excellent and audacious hobbit!!! 😎

"this was thorin's style... if he had been allowed he would probably have gone like this until he was out of breath" aka he is Dramatic and Important

"bilbo was getting excited and interested again so that he forgot to keep his mouth shut" how many times will i write ME TOO BILBO in this post

"THE EXPLANATION DID NOT SEEM TO EXPLAIN" 💯💯💯

gandalf: i found him in the dungeons of the necromancer; thorin: girl what were YOU doing at the necromancer's??? 🧐🧐🧐 gandalf: finding things out as usual O M G like what else would he be doing there 😚

bilbo constantly wishing he was back home as soon as he left

"off bilbo had to go before he could explain that he could not hoot even once like any kind of owl" yall this book has so many funny moments but like in a very chill humor way

the fact that one of the TROLLS is called WILLIAM 😂😂😂

"i am a good cook myself, and cook better than i cook" okay bilbo rizz 😏🔥

"they had not at all enjoyed lying there listening to the trolls making plans for roasting them" you don't say. i love this deadpan humor SO MUCH jrrt snapped

that whole beautiful iconic description of kind as summer elrond

"their clothes were mended as well as their bruises, their tempers, and their hopes" WHEN will i go to rivendell 😩

"there is nothing like looking if you want to find something" thorin life coach realness 👏🏼👏🏼

thoring gesturing at a miserable desolate land: these tRuLy hOspiTabLe moUnTaiNs 😍

then gandalf lit up his wand. oF coUrSe it wAs gaNdaLf, but they were too busy to ask how he got there. 4ever mood

he thought of himself frying bacon and eggs in his own kitchen ME TOO BIL- 🍳

"Gollum brought up memories of ages and ages and ages before, when he lived with his grandmother in a hole by a bank by a river" this kind of made me cry. it brings unexpected humanity to such an appalling character; kinda makes you want bilbo to spare him eventually

and the fact itself that bilbo felt so bad for him he decided to just leave him be

"you would have laughed (from a safe distance)" LOVE how JRRT puts random little comments addressed to the reader

gandalf just being like ok i gotta go do other things now. good luck besties. ✌🏼😚

beorn: what are you, a traveling circus? and he is actually right 🤪

"you have got to look after all these dwarves for me, gandalf laughed" and i cried

bilbo being like hmm how will i get down from this tree (except by falling)

bilbo's song while killing gigantic spiders "not very good...but you must remember he had to make it up himself in a very awkward moment"

the dwarves starting to respect him and bowing down until they FALL OVER is such a comical image to me

the whole alluring magic of the elvish feast in the forest which disappears when they get closer!! a whole fairytale mr tolkien!!! 😍

thranduil is a greedy b <3 and especially VERY fond of wine 🍷🍷🍷

"i will lock you all in again and you can sit there comfortably and think of a better plan" bilbo badass mode and we love to see it 💋

tolkien being like WELL u can laugh but you wouldn't have done any better if u were him. real.

when they're in dale i love the numerous references to "songs and stories of old" and all of them basically being a living legend and turning their stay in dale into a public holiday and spectacle

thorin is cocky af

/freeze frame/ "you are familiar with thorin's style on important occasions so i will not give you any more of it" its ok jrrt, let him be a drama queen 👑

bilbo when he takes some gold from smaug being like "this will show them!!!1!1" 😠😠

sassy bilbo strikes again with "did you expect me to trot back with the whole hoard of thror on my back? if there's any grumbling to be done i think i might have a say" GO OFF KING 👏🏼

i just rly love him okay, he stole my heart in this book like a real legitimate professional burglar that he is

"i am the clue-finder, the web-cutter, the stinging fly" etc. basically this whole exchange btw bilbo and smaug is pure gold (pun not intended) 🤫

talking birds that eavesdrop. enough said.

the descriptions of the arkenstone which make you actually want to have it too. genius. there could be no two such gems, even in so marvellous a hoard, even in all the world." 💎💎💎

the harps (untouched by the dragon who had a small interest in music).. WHY is this so funny to me

bilbo putting on some elvish DRIP and being like ✨✨ i feel magnificent ✨✨ (but probably look dumb 😩)

"this is the great chamber of thror" ok thorin the tour guide king

BARD MY KING i love one (1) man 🎯

bilbo being absolutely against any wars or battles and just wanting to go home BUT also being a sneaky lil shit who takes the arkenstone to bard and thranduil BUT also still not wanting to leave his dwarf buddies

when he gives them the gem "not without a shudder, not without a glance of longing" AHHH i want it!

ambiguous gandalf returning. always love to see it

"if you don't like my burglar, please don't damage him" 🙄 ffs thorin chill

"you are not making a very splendid figure as king" yes gandalf call him out

defeat seems "very uncomfortable, not to say distressing" to bilbo. we love.

the fact that he was just knocked out cold during the battle so thur we know very little abt what really happened?? jrrt genius writing hack. might use this one 🤔

fili and kili deserved a better sendoff than just mentioning that they died. come on.

thorin's last words and reconciliation w bilbo... PLEASE I WILL CRY until i throw up. "it has been more than any baggins deserves." "no! there is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly west. some courage and some wisdom blended in measure. if more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

i might still be crying

"tea is at 4 but any of you are welcome at any time" my heart... ❤️😭 Guess he's no longer scared of running out of cake

bilbo gifting thrandy a necklace as an apology for eating and drinking his stuff secretly, king shit 😉

bilbo having the absolute NERVE to say to ELVES "your lullaby would wake a drunken goblin". wig wig

he deadass borrowed a handkercheif from freaking ELROND 😳

bilbo arriving home to being presumed dead and his stuff literally being auctioned off

"it was a long time before he was in fact admitted to being alive again…" and sackville-bagginses having sm beef with that HAHAHA

he lost his reputation but he lived his best life so who's the winner here 😌😌😌

the closing lines "you are a very fine person, mr baggins, and i am very fond of you; but you are only quite a little fellow in a wide world after all" "thank goodness! said bilbo laughing."

like. THIS. literally embodies everything. he is just a little guy. just some smol person. BUT STILL had a say in how BIG things happened. BUT he remains happy to be just a smol simple person.

overall an incredibly fun read and it was way more genuinely FUNNY than i anticipated. bilbo is a whole mood. thorin is a diva. gandalf is there to start shit and hype up bilbo. jrrt with random author's notes throughout the book gives me life.

[kirexa]

IM COOKING 🔥🔥🔥🔥 🍳🍳🍳 (note: I am not in fact cooking im. Making something. Digitally. That is not good.)

[myfaenwy]

WIP title game!

tagged by @starsscarmyceiling (love you!)

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then post a little snippet or tell them something about it. Tag as many people as you have WIPs.

this is about to be embarrassing bc my titles are sooooo bad before i post them

Posted WIPS

1. Series: But when I hold you I hold everything that is which are slowburn Merrical one-shots after Jedi: Fallen Order, including ‘Let me be your everlasting light’ 🍳 (they cook and make googly eyes at each other); ‘This is the story of your red right ankle’ 🚀 (Merrin gets kidnapped without any damsel in distress bullshit); I am aching now to let you in’ 🥂 (they go to a bar and make googly eyes at each other); Merri(n) Merri(n), quite contrary, how does your garden grow?’ 🌻 (they play in the dirt and smooch); and ‘A fever you can’t sweat out’ 🪲 (this one is difficult to explain in one sentence but there is archaeology, bug bites, and some smut lulz) and I guess this is cheating a little because I don’t think? this is a work in progress anymore, but, meh.

2. Series: you and I are the light that endures which are Merrical one-shots after Jedi: Survivor, including ‘that time on Nar Shaddaa’ 🥺 (an angsty pine-filled expansion of a throwaway line from survivor)

Unposted Wips

3. calandmerrinluthenaphra 🏔️ (Merrical one-shot which will have action, adventure, romance, and an archaeological dig?)

4. calandmerrincockpit 💦🔥 (Merrical one-shot that will be v nsfw involving the…cockpit)

5. reyfinnrosejannah 🌈 (a little cutie Rose/Jannah one-shot where they will all go to Coruscant so that Rey and Finn can try and find Jedi stuff from the temple) although i suppose this is building on there is a road, there is a way (a Finn/Poe/Rey fic) and oh it was a funny thing, to be the ones who’ve seen a Jacen Syndulla/Rey fic with lots of good Jedi!Finn

6. we’re more ghosts than people 🤠 (Merrical Cowyboy AU) which actually has a real title because its co-authored by the amazing @starsscarmyceiling

so absolutely no pressure tags and yah, i’m duplicating some with katie @believe-in-alderaan @wayfaringjedi @acedilfdin @vox-reginae @fancyfrey @jan-uarys

[tertiaryapocalypse]

😇 If your special interest is a video game/movie/tv show/etc, who’s your fav character from it?

🔥 How many special interests do you have at the moment?

🍳 Do you have a stim related to your special interest?

🍭 What’s a headcanon/theory you have about your special interest?

😇 UHM. ok so for TSS it is Patton, easily. for homestuck.. probably john!! i like jane and dirk and jade and terezi a lot though too so.

🔥 three that i spend a lot of time on! TSS, ocs and hs. they fade in and out like uhm. blinky lights. but slow.

🍳 I WISH!! tss does not have any audio in it that i have picked up enough 2 be stimmy & hs. Does not have audio w/ lyrics other than like meme songs mostly. i mostly vocal stim so its a LOT of memes. i recently picked up 'jesse we need to cook' as a vocal stim which is. Bad.

🍭 OK OK OK UHM. i dont really do theories bcus i am. Not interested in that TBH? i really like analysis though ^_^.

HEADCANONS though i think that patton is asian 4ever and ever (she is canonically a white man but its ok. i dont like drawing a million white guys 4ever and ever so.) she is also aromantic ^w^. virgil wears glasses real.

the strilondes r blasian. thats a fact /(uhm. nsrs i think.) and john is agender ^_^ ive seen people hc dave as bigendr and that is the best ever too. i think john is an ambulatory wheelchair usr. i should have more disabled HCs 2 but. i cant think od anything specifc.

[bubblez-world]

This AM I got up 10 to 8 b/c Rocky needed to go potty (it was sleep in Sunday 🤔🥺🥱).. so out we went. It was already BF 🍳 time sooo I stopped in the kitchen to feed him and his brother Woogie, fresh water and all, clean up the bit of dishes that built over night and it was already 8:34. I might as well get my time w/God in now… 9 AM & my hubby left to get us some needs and I stood home where I finished reading & cleaning up my bathroom counter and got myself cleaned up and ready for and ‘easy’ day. My husband is back and I’m taking a short walk to my home (APTS, yes) gym to take my weight, throw the recycle ♻️ away and get some ‘alone’ time, (the last time I had a professional pedi must’ve been over 2 year ago 🥺😩, I do it on my own, this is not a kind of self care I have the luxury to afford at the moment) .. Okay now it’s somehow 10 AM and I just started BF (French toast, Eggs, Sausage Links) 🍳 for us as we ‘went to church’ AKA watched Sunday online Service (before you judge me please get to know me and try to understand me / I work FT, I’m a sometimes procrastinator momma of 3, Bonus M to 3 more and a dog and cat + wife AKA job of its own)… Anywho, I am SO HAPPY, I feel myself gaining weight, I’ve been on this Health and Wellness Journey now for about 4 months and I feel/see the muscle coming through and I’m just PUMPED 118 lbs! 💗 my goal is 125 💠 … it’s now 12:32, I’m writing this and in exactly 1 hour I’ll be back in the kitchen, this time making lunch/dinner as we’ll be hungry again, my husband will be leaving to work and I will be cleaning up the kitchen once more (and hopefully the last time for today, hopes of cooking both meals at once) AND THEENNNNN the idea is to Enjoy my Sunday, maybe around 3/4ish… 🤔 😵‍💫😵‍💫 🥱 send help and coffee. Plz. 🔥

[verosissy84]

A Sissy Saturday

I woke up early today, about 7:00 ⏰ so I started the day with doing my laundry and in the meantime I got a shower 🚿, I shaved 🪒 the whole body from the neck down except a tight line of hairs above the pines (under the navel) forming an arrow in direction down ⬇️ I washed 🧽 the whole body and I did all my hygiene and cosmetics. Mmm that was fine.

Then I stuffed a Venus balls 🥎🥎 in my boi pussy and went to a galleria to get morning breakfast 🍳🥐 and coffee ☕ I almost came when going downstairs 😅

When I returned, I spent about 30 in bed, resting and edging myself. That was hot 🔥

Then I removed the balls and did some cleaning job in the apartment, specif. dust cleaning and vacuum the carpets and UV sterilization of bathroom.

I god nice metal butt plug and went to near Chinese store to buy a Chinese food 🥣🥢 that I toke away and ate it sitting on the bench in part side to the galleria.

Then I decided to perform some shopping 🛍️ so, I returned to galleria and searched in several stores (specif. clothing stores) and I also bought some food to supply my kitchen. I also toke a cup of coffee ☕ and drink it outside enjoying the whether coffee ☕ and cigarette 🚬

I returned home 🏠, removed the plug, rechecked if my boi pussy is still nice and clean.

Then I chat with friends and watched one of my favorite film 🎥 Vicky, Cristina, Barcelone 🥰

Then I took about an hour of excercise practicing yoga 🧘‍♀️ home.

Then I stuffed my boi pussy again with another metallic butt plug with a longer stalk with jewelry (something like fake blue 🔵 diamond 💎 on the top) I went for a walk, I just wanted to walk outside. I went to the River and across a bridge 🌉. I saw a sexshop there, I knew it is there, but it was good occasion now.

I stepped in, the store personal imidiatelly addressed me and ask for my wishes. I sent about 30 minutes to look at all goods exhibited. Since I am quite skilled, I knew what is appropriate and what is not (for me). I delected a kind of anal dildo/plug it is somewhere between nice a pretty, it is so soft and flexible about 30 cm long with radius from 4 to 5.5 cm 😍

I chated for a while about the thing I am going to buy with the personal and finally bought it. Then I returned home.

I cooked my dinner and then again repeated in my hygiene and batch. Now I am laying in the batch with all those smells of cosmetics and parfumes around and going to do my nice solo night which will include a number of plugs/dildos including the new one and I think I will finish my party 🥳🎉 with a boytle of poppers staring at sissy hypno/proppers training videos 👀

Have a nice night 😘🌃🌌