“Ah, yes. Gay yakuza. Fucking brilliant.”
Me after watching Hell Dogs
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I think the Oaks plus Hermie should fucking kick scam to death for that prophecy being fake, i am so fucking close to doing a whole ass jurgen leitner rant about scam fucking likely rn fuck this shit omg. So Hero got fucking traumatized and trained and was put under so much fucking pressure for NOTHING?!?! She fucked up her relashonship with her brother and whole family for nothibg?! Sparrow put really high expectations onto his kids for shit. Like if not for the fucking prophecy Normal and Hero wouldnt be fucking traning at daddies and so code purple wouldnt fucking happen and maybe Henry would still fucking talk with his fucking sons. Jebać Scama, wtf skurwiel jebany omg hold me the fuck down or i will rip his skin of one milimeter at a time with my own nails fuck that guy, cocks in his ass shut the fuck up oh my fucking god his bitchass got me so fucking pissed. I hope he dies in agony, bitch got me swearing in polish i hope he diesssss!!!!
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anyway. this guy jackson was friends with and who lived in a trailer at the house jackson lives in died on monday. and at the same time jackson is supposed to be starting a new job this week. and one of his cats escaped (he came back last night). if you guys have been following the jackson saga you know that he has the emotional regulation of a traumatized 15 year old at best so you can imagine how disastrously it's going. and obviously it's understandable to fall apart when something like this happens but this is on another level
he has been wanting to talk to me/have my company but i basically cant say anything to him at all or offer him any help without upsetting or offending him. also he went to his second day on this new job after having not slept for 48 hours (and i begged him to just tell them what was going on and call in sick because his job involves operating machinery, driving, and working with other people) and basically it went really badly and he ended up crying in front of everyone and leaving and asked me to come pick him up because he couldn't drive. I found out that he did tell the manager ahead of time what was going on but didnt ask for time off. And jackson is blaming his manager for not sending him home/telling him to take time off. When he never told them he needed time off. He literally said "he should have figured it out. It's his job as a manager to make sure the employees are okay"
like you have got to be fucking kidding me dude. so i was trying to tell him last night that he HAS TO TEXT HIS MANAGER AND TELL HIM IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS THAT HE CANT COME IN TO WORK because thats how you communicate professionally but he wouldn't listen and i haven't talked to him today at all so i dont know what happened today. probably nothing good. dont care
but yeah basically he wont communicate with anyone, wont ask anyone for help, wont accept help, and is blaming everyone else for everything as usual
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You're telling me the hot gmod streamer/youtuber I used to watch 6/7 years ago who I genuinely thought had died when I lost track of him in like 2018 is not just my still hot faves but the same mf who created one of my favorite memes of all time?!
You're telling me that when I mourned his charming ass, he was running around as a very sexy indie vtuber?
B rO i was just vibing when youtube recommended grabbed me, threw me into a chokehold, and said THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NE-
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Every time I drive in Edmonton, I want to die a little more.
BYY 3994, wherever you are, I hope that the next time you try to ram someone off the road, your piece of shit truck explodes and you die in agony. And I hope you look up from Hell to see your loved ones dancing on your grave. <3
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okay talking points for my meeting with the plant manager today: 1. i'm currently on enough cold medicine to kill a horse 2. i am soo symptomatic right now. listen to how hard i cough every five minutes 3. i literally cannot focus and i get lightheaded if i stand up for more than 10 minutes. look how hard im shaking right now. 4. *literally just start crying* 5. i've had two separate employers comment on how dependable and reliable i am so maybe this is just a you problem.
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HEY GANG, HAVE I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU
we’re in the midst of our second show, and in this show i stand at a podium with a notebook and i write things in the book so i have something to do there
AND I FUCKING OPENED THE BOOK TO THE PAGE I LEFT ON LAST NIGHT, AND YOU’LL NEVER FUCKING BELIEVE IT
MY STAGE MANAGER WROTE “You’re beautiful!” AND SIGNED HIS NAME AND HE DREW A HEART NEXT TO IT
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