#i am sick and bored

[disaster-racing]

[running-tweezers]

I was encouraged by the besties to mess around on heroforge. I hadn’t touched it in years, and there’s so much more detail now.

Anyway this is My D&D Character Of All Time. My beautiful precious angel. My most specialest girl.

Her name is Calliope Cleary, she’s a Paladin of Sune, the goddess of love and beauty, and she’s the light of my entire life.

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[barblaz-arts]

I think people have been accustomed to couples being in that honeymoon phase when they’re shown onscreen together. We ALWAYS see that with newly-established couples in pretty much any type of media… But that’s not Chaggie.

Charlie and Vaggie have been together for years. Their honeymoon phase has long past. They’re not doing outlandish displays of affection. They’re just, comfortable. Doesn’t mean they love each other any less, just that those sappy moments aren’t as common anymore

Yes! also the way a lot of people are surprised that charlie and vaggie aren't only best friends is such a good example of the double standards wlw ships get. thinking they aren't dating is understandable. Overlooking that Vaggie and Charlie were meant to at least be shipped together is INSANE.

If i never knew they were dating already, i and so many other sapphic ship lovers would be eyeing tf out of Vaggie and Charlie's relationship. Lookit some of the things that happened/are established before the "she's my girlfriend" line in ep 5

- the newcaster lady made a homophobic comment towards Charlie, saying she "doesn't touch the gays" when Charlie tried to give her a handshake

- THIS

- just all the times Vaggie would soften up as soon as she sees Charlie smiling or being her dorky self despite being previously upset/angry

- Vaggie's whole friggin verse in Whatever It Takes is very obviously meant to be romantic

- Charlie being worried about Angel Dust while Vaggie gives her the most "i love you and im sad that you're upset but i love that you're upset over something like this because it shows how amazing of a person you are" look at Charlie as she tucks her hair behind her ear

- Angel: I think this belongs to you *hands Charlie over to Vaggie*

- just all the casual touches they do that would totally be read as shipping fuel AT LEAST if it happened between a male/female duo or two men

- the fact Vaggie woke up?? Looking beside her to find Charlie?? To show that they sleep in the same bed?????

- Vaggie offering her hand unprompted when Charlie was having a stressful phone call with her dad and Charlie readily accepting it

And I'm sure there are people who'd go "But it's always shown from Vaggie's end! It looks so one-sided!" So? Aren't there tons of ships out there that seem one-sided but yall are perfectly fine shipping? And it's harder to see Charlie's love for Vaggie because Charlie at her core is a very loving and affectionate person. Of course it's gonna be more obvious for Vaggie since she's so prickly towards anyone else.

If all these things still happened without any of us knowing that they were actually girlfriends, we'd have a certain section of the fandom shipping it hoping they DO become canon while others would be claiming we'd be ruining a perfectly good platonic friendship by making it gay. They'd say we're reading too much into things.

But they ARE a couple. we aren't reading too much into things because it was meant to be read as romantic. And yet we're still the delusional ones for thinking an already established sapphic couple is "cute and interesting" because now they're claiming they simply dont have chemistry. It's frustrating.

Of course I have my criticisms too. The show could portray more of how Vaggie is more special to Charlie than anyone else, have them flirting more overtly or something. But any argument that they're "so boring i thought it was het" is invalid to me because i damn well know if at least one them was a dude a lot of them would be saying otherwise.

[morganbritton132]

Dustin posts a series of videos on his Tiktok account of his time babysitting Steve and Eddie while they’re sick. He claims it’s evidence because no one would believe that two grown men act like this.

The first video he posts is literally just him asking why they are in the living room and not in bed anymore. Eddie says that he didn’t want to be alone and Steve grumbles something about this being his house, Dustin can’t tell him what to do. Dustin just sighs, “I’m glad we’re going to be mature about this.”

In the second video, Steve is throwing the pillows off the couch in search of his glasses. Eddie’s in a blanket burrito on the floor, throwing out suggestions. None of with are ‘hanging off your shirt’ with is where Steve’s glasses are.

He post one later in the day of Eddie bitching about how he can’t even walk up the stairs without needing to use his inhaler despite the fact that he doesn’t need to walk up the stairs at all. Steve is snoring so goddamn loud in the background of this one.

He post one where he and Eddie are trying to take Steve’s temperature while he’s asleep. They fail. He wakes up and he’s pissed off. He also has a fever.

Dustin post a video of the absolute death glare Steve gives Eddie the entire time Diane is reheating the soup she made for them in the kitchen.

In a different one, Eddie suggests they ‘screw the sickness away.’ Steve with his head in his hands says ‘that has literally never worked.’ Dustin tells them to knock it off or he’ll leave for real this time.

In a different video, Eddie walks into the room and sees Ozzy laying on Steve like he does when Steve’s had a seizure and tries to get up before he should. But that context isn’t known to the wider world so it looks like Eddie walks into the room and says ‘I took a shower,’ frowned, and then said ‘oh no.’

He post one of Eddie and Steve asleep with the caption ‘thank god’ and then another when he’s leaving for the day and they’re both upset that he doesn’t want to hang out with them. He ends it with, “It’s literally been a nightmare, guys.”

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[myokk]

[ef-1]

just wanna say all the teams have fallen prey to cowardice and modernity because remember when car launches were an #EVENT. Like I mean an actual event, a moment!!! that people cared about, it was livestreamed and we got candid moments of drivers interacting with eachother and the media and we got a metric ton of content from the factory as the launch happened instead of snippets of interviews served as disembodied quotes. I'm not even talking that far back, just as recently as 2019/20/21

Ferrari launched their 2020 challenger in a historic theatre with an entire orchestra playing and it was so surreal and beautiful

Or when McLaren made their drivers DRIVE inside the MTC with their cars and they had video messages from Daniel's family and Landos old mentors??

That singular moment from AM in 21 with the car draped with the flag to mark the addition of a new British team > literally trumps anything from this year

What do we have now? The car is leaked 3 days before the launch, we get AI generated renders and 1 minute 27 second pre-recorded, pre-scheduled youtube video... like this is the rich people sport, do some rich people shit

[goodold-fashioned-killerqueen]

born to draw block people making out... force to draw houses....

[vintage-bentley]

It is so gross that “queer” is considered an acceptable umbrella term for gay and bi people despite there still being so many of us who do not want to be told that our natural sexual orientation is weird. There is nothing weird about being gay or bi. It is natural. Why are you all just nodding along with homophobes who think otherwise?

[fish-from-space]

[kenobihater]

of all the star wars movies, which of them do y'all 1) enjoy the most 2) consider the best quality and 3) think you've rewatched the most. add your answers in the reblogs or replies, i'm genuinely curious how much of an overlap there is within everyone's three answers. mine don't overlap at all! they're revenge of the sith, empire strikes back, and the force awakens :^)

[johnslittlespoon]

hii happy pride month, have a little 'you're a dog (i'm your man)' chapter four snippet as an apology for radio silence <33

“Did I wake you?” Gale asks, glancing at John apologetically, but John looks up from his effort to avoid muddy puddles to shake his head. Gale supposes it’s a silly question; John sleeps like a rock, dead to disturbances made by anything other than his own brain.

“Just my sixth sense,” John says, shrugging and shooting him a small smile. Gale snorts.

“You got a radar for me?” He teases, and John smiles wider, eyes crinkling.

“Built in,” he answers matter–of–factly, raising a hand and making a fist over the center of his chest before dropping it, returning his vigilant gaze to the uneven ground. Gale stares for a moment longer, floored not for the first time by John’s apparent obliviousness to the weight of his sentimentality.

Even knowing John how he does, it’s always unexpected coming from someone who a stranger might assume to be brazen and surface–level; John’s loud mouth and wandering hands do him no favours in that regard.

But Gale does know John, like an extension of himself half the time, and still he manages to render him speechless. The way his heart flutters as the sentiment hangs in the air makes Gale want to reach down his throat and squeeze it until it never beats again.

[humanmorph]

Janine (as Thisbe): I will miss their cereals. Ali (as Brnine): Oh, yeah. [taken aback] Thisbe, you eat cereal? Janine (as Thisbe): No, the boxes. I liked to look at the boxes. Ali (as Brnine): [quietly] Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Janine (as Thisbe): I enjoy the mazes on the back.  Dre: Aw. Janine (as Thisbe): Phrygian made the best cereal box mazes. (PALISADE 29: Honesty and Integrity Pt. 2)

scene i liked :' )

(transcript courtesy of robotchangeling)

[nostalgic-muffins]

ena: akito

akito: thats what kohane used to call me...

ena: thats because thats your fucking name

[be-an-echo]

❄

[edithtove]

Tacit Eau De Parfum a fragrance inspired by the mediterranean coast with hints of fresh and crisp laundry drying under the hot blue sky. Originally the inspiration behind it came from a moodboard consisting of: yuzu, vetiver, basil, Wong Kar-wai’s In The Mood for Love, Giorgio de Chirico paintings, a few Serge Gainsbourg songs and color Pantone no. 363.

Ouranon Eau De Parfum if an empty fragrance bottle was to hold my soul for eternity it would be this fragrance. It can transport me to ancient times with fire crackles and cold night air. Like a fairytale it will stand for a thousand years and a thousand years more.

Gloam Eau De Parfum the day was hot, sidewalks turned a golden color. A little girl went to a market and met a fortune teller. Fearful for her future she asked to pull a card; The Hermit. They both paused on its meaning. “Introspection and enchantment” was all the fortune teller could tell her. Happy with an outcome she would never understand, she went along, picked some flowers on her way home, then reached the the dusty divan in the living room, stretched her feet and fell asleep.