#i am so BITTER

[tepkunset]

Cannot stress enough how much I hope Agatha All Along flops

[morsmoon]

why did Spotify remove the heart button who’s responsible for this ???! I don’t want to just (+) the song don’t you understand that I love it ???????????

[black-quadrant]

word of advice to new tumblr users: it’s extremely common for people to block you if you have no info on your blog. long-time users are pretty weary of being followed by bots. so before going on that following spree, upload an avatar and add a few words to your bio (at the very least, and enjoy this slutty slutty platform!

[unpassive-viewer]

I'm going through my weekly "why did they cancel Mindhunter, why is the world so cruel?" moment. I'm not even a true crime fan and I was still invested.

All of my favourite shows are in a graveyard of projects cancelled before their time.

[longsightmyth]

hi! Do you have any thoughts on Brandon Sanderson's writing? I've heard mixed things about him being really good or really bad.

If you mean on a technical level, poor to middling. If you mean on a plot/conception level, that's complicated and fully colored by how he wrote the last three books of the WoT series, which I didn't really think were great but was going to live with because I knew darn well that Robert Jordan left apparently detailed outlines.

Then I learned brando sando ignored a bunch of it and I will probably never know which parts and now I couldn't enjoy anything he wrote even if I could get past the poor to middling prose.

Anyway my feelings on him as a writer are strongly negative.

[divineprank]

There are people already making theories about Ganondorf turning into Demise in this game like guys can we fucking please let him be his own villain please Nintendo I’m fucking begging you 

[royalarmyof-oz]

just saw my own post on my dash,,,,,,,from my deleted account🥲that little grey anonymous face as my bastard icon. staring at me. mocking me.

[saraminia]

John Mayer performing at Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse in Cleveland, OH on March 25, 2023 - Solo Acoustic Tour

[evelyn-carnahan]

Nothing has radicalized me as much as being a newly-working teacher in a community college and realizing I and absolutely everyone I work with is a part-timer.

So that's how they're keeping prices down huh

[egophiliac]

I DID IT I GOT MY PINK HAYATE now I am never doing that again!

(at least until they give me, like, a frilly unicorn Kamui or something)

[paperglader]

they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr

[area51-escapee]

Full of depression

[zephyrcoven]

Do you think the fathoms with non-water elements resent the Tidelord for excluding them from his prophecy? Imagine putting your entire life on hold and travelling thousands of miles to a home you've never seen because your god needs you, your efforts finally being rewarded with his voice, only to realize that you can't understand him. That despite your ancestors being born of his magic, despite dedicating your entire life to exploring his ocean, he doesn't consider you worthy of being his kin. He may be your father, but you will never be his child.

[gavramous]

gaz definitely regularly forgets he made tea and abandons it to get cold in the kitchen. it happens so often that the rest of the 141 know that if there's a cold cup of tea somewhere, it's gaz's, and he forgot he ever made it.

[save-the-villainous-cat]

could you write something with the hero and villain fake dating? (you totallt dont have to if you dont want to or something I just wanted to ask cus I loveee the trope!)

"Kiss me," the villain said.

"No fucking way." A horrible blush started to spread over the hero's neck. The worst thing about this was that this had been their idea in the first place.

They were ashamed to admit it but when they had arrested the villain a few months ago, they had suggested to the judge a different kind of punishment. At the time, there wasn't much evidence of the villain's criminal activities, so the hero had thought it to be more practical if the villain had to work together with other heroes. As a kind of community service.

After all, the villain was smart when it came to these schemes.

However, for whatever reason, they had been paired together. The hero didn't quite know what to do with themselves now. Ever since the mission had started, their brain wasn't functioning at all. It was quite self-explanatory. The villain was incredibly attractive and they were joking around, seizing every opportunity to flirt with the hero.

The hero suspected it to be some scheme to throw them off their game. But they couldn't be sure.

"These guys over there have been eyeing us the entire evening. If you ask me, they're not buying our little act." The villain let their fingertips ghost over the hero's knuckles and the hero's heart started to throb. The hero didn't turn around to look at the suspicious people the villain had been talking about. Their mind was somewhere else entirely.

On this after show party, they were supposed to observe highly influential people for suspicious activity. An election was coming up and although the hero loathed politics, it was obviously the right thing to do. They weren't supposed to be the ones being observed.

Usually, the hero wasn't very fond of undercover work. They were a horrible liar and improvisation wasn't their strong suit either. For the last few days, the villain had saved them more than once from embarrassing slip-ups. It was quite pathetic.

"And you have been flirted with already," the villain said. Somehow, their voice sounded bitter.

"They were just being nice," the hero said. They shifted on their chair. If someone was indeed observing them, maybe kissing the villain was the right thing to do. God, the hero didn't have much experience and they feared they would make a fool out of themsleves once again.

The villain probably had a new lover every week or so.

"They wanted to buy you a drink."

"Ehh," the hero said. "It doesn't really matter, does it?"

"It's compromising the mission."

"Is that person who wanted to buy me a drink one of those guys who have been 'eyeing' us the entire evening?" the hero asked. They leaned over and took the villain's hand. Whenever they looked into the villain's eyes, their stupid heart skipped a beat but they tried to come closer, to appear more in love.

It was quite strange for them to display physical intimacy in public. They had never really considered themselves to be fit for relationships - work got in the way every single time but the villain brought enough casualness into the (fake) relationship to somewhat ease the hero's nerves.

The villain didn't answer their question, though.

"All I am trying to say is: when someone wants to buy you a drink, we don't look like a couple," the villain said. Their eyes dropped to the hero's lips and the hero leaned over, holding onto the villain's hand.

"Well, you could have come with me to the bar," the hero said. They shrugged and took a sip of their drink with a shaky hand the villain observed a little too long.

"I will keep that in mind." The villain followed the little veins on the hero's wrist of the hand that was holding onto them. The hero was so nervous they weren't sure if they had to cry or laugh.

"Okay, be honest. Is someone watching?" the hero asked. They managed to scoot over towards the villain.

The villain's eyes were still on the hero, observed every little move. To say the villain could be relentless was an understatement.

"They have the audacity to check you out." The villain's voice was low, even though their mouth formed a sweet smile. The hero hadn’t even realised how tight their grip was around the villain's hands. "Probably some disgusting perv. I can’t blame them, though. You look incredible."

The villain leaned in, touched the hero's forearm gently and immediately, the hero’s heart sped up.

"You have to be very careful or I will actually fall in-"

And then, the hero kissed them.

For whatever reason, they kissed them. They put their flat hand on the villain's neck and pulled them close until their lips met. Later, the hero would blame their own nervousness but truthfully, they didn't know exactly why they did it.

The hero considered themselves inexperienced - rightfully so - and heard their own heartbeat in their ears as the villain smiled against their lips. The hero felt clumsy and stupid; they didn't know exactly what they were doing. So, it was even more embarrassing when the villain put a hand on their thigh, squeezed softly and responded with slow kisses, forcing the hero to adapt.

Although the hero was painfully aware of their own nervousness, they were also calming down slowly. The villain was guiding them through it perfectly and they hated themselves for being in need of it.

Eventually, the hero pulled away and found it to be quite hard to look into the villain's eyes.

"Impressive," the villain murmured. Their smirk wasn't leaving their face.

"Sorry, I- uh-"

"Don't apologise."

"Oh, yes, uh..." The villain leaned over once more until they could whisper into the hero's ear.

"You did so well, don't you know that?"

"Are - are they still watching us?"

"No, my love." The villain gave the hero a peck on their temple. "How do you feel?"

"Nervous," they admitted.

"You're not really a fan of being undercover, are you?" The villain took their hand and the hero squeezed it, trying somehow to stop their hands from shaking.

"It's my least favourite thing about this job," the hero said. They took in a deep breath and tried to gather their thoughts.

The villain could be so sweet - the reassurance and the gentleness were so foreign to the hero that it scared them. Most of the time, their job was focused on performance and results. There wasn't much space for emotions. They weren't used to someone praising them.

"Don't worry, you are amazing at this," the villain purred. "If it's too much for you, we can always leave."

"But the mission..."

"Well, if you want my honest opinion: I couldn't care less about it. I am just enjoying my time with you."

The hero had to chuckle.

"You are terrible."

"It's your call. I can take the blame if your boss gives you an earful."

"Really?"

"Really."

Once they were back in their hotel room, the hero dared to sleep in the bed with the villain next to them and awoke unsurprisingly in their arms in the morning.

[iooiu]

sister of four younger brothers = violence at every corner