#i am too old for this shit

[finckyoufreeky]

Never in my life did I imagine I was gonna thirst over some blond blue eyed dude irl, but hey Lestat made me do it.

I even changed my icon. What's next? Changing my blog name? Who even are you An???

[esperata]

You know, I'm old enough to remember the time when if you missed a show on TV that was it. Maybe it would get a repeat, if you were lucky. If it was a big enough deal then possibly even a vhs release at some point. But otherwise it was gone.

Now, with digital everything, you'd think that wouldn't be an issue. Right? Wrong!

Everything is tantalisingly close but blocked behind paywalls or country restrictions. And there is probably less chance of a dvd release now than there was for vhs.

I know this show is there and, if I wanted to pay an added charge on top of my existing subscription, I could watch it for a limited time. Until they decided not to host it anymore.

If it was possible to buy with a digital download or on dvd then I would do so. I am happy to contribute to the production costs. But I'm not giving money for an ephemeral ticket that might expire any day.

[breakfastteatime]

...It's shit like this that makes me realise I really am hitting middle age...

Also, the TikTok at the end of that article makes me want to SCREAM. Why? WHY DO YOU NEED SO MANY?! YOU ARE BUT ONE PERSON. YOU CANNOT DRINK THAT MUCH!!! What an incredible waste! hahahaha come restock with me, babes! LOOK AT MY INCREDIBLE WEALTH. AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

(Also, for all the non-Americans in the room, 40 oz = 1.2 litres)

[anxiouspepper28]

Some things I want to say about absolutely ridiculous, made out of nothing drama some Jude fangirls are causing.

First they need help or Jesus or psychologist or even psychiatrist. The level of parasocial relationship is insane. I heard about insane kpop fans, but did not except ones for football.

Second I think problem is what most of those fans are not even futball fans, they just find Jude hot and could care less about the game.

Just watch him play and be pretty and win everything and be happy for him. Jesus it's not that complicated.

I for example go on his tag on tumblr just to see pictures of hot footy boys being fruity together. Was really exited for Trent/Jude LA trip so I could get more 'not inseparable' content, plus Cama is in LA too so Jude + Cama + Trent sandwich sounds delicious to me.

Some girls should do themselves a favor and instead of panicking what a woman STANDS NEXT TO Jude go and check out pictures and videos of Jude and Cama choking each other, way more entertaining and with 0 drama.

Also I am to old for this shit and probs should just leave tumblr be..

[dougielombax]

It’s become glaringly obvious that I can’t work in a desk job.

Or in any sort of public capacity.

Whether it’s indirectly or directly.

I don’t have the patience, the skills or capability for it!

And I’m sick of it.

Already!

And it’s barely even been a FUCKING month!

I feel SICK!

[philiponmycracker]

I smile to myself making gifset of Captain K nobody asked for because damn the day I saw a vid about jojo rabbit and thought "oh look it's Sam Rockwell!! My Zaphod, Gosh I haven't seen his movies in a long time I loved him so much lol is it about hitler tho?" Then I watched it, cried multiple times and got out of it totally and helplessly in LOVE with Captain K and Sam Rockwell. Now I have been watching for months nothing but Sam filmography and it just got worse and worse

because I quickly realized the man has not had one performance not worth falling in love with every single one of his fckn characters...??!! the emotions(tm) are overwhelming

he is so ridiculously charming even playing racist rednecks or whatever, wtf man how is this fair to any of us???!! Complex characters, vulnerable, fun and crazy hot at the same time??! and I am supposed to be just CASUAL about it afterwards like wow he is good but anyways back to reality He made George W Bush hot, come on SERIOUSLY??!!

I can't be sitting in a Q2 product roadmap review Zoom call at work, and daydreaming about his ass, I used to be a fully functioning emotionally stable corporate middle-manager. I'm gonna go crazy

[identitty-dickruption]

the moment you think you’re too old for interpersonal drama. another fucking thing happens

[roncheg]

have u ever experienced frozen rain, sludge and f* underwater ICED pavement with a f* downward AND sidewise slope?

do not recommend AT ALL

[sunalsolove]

You: I support all authors! Also you: Only FS fic exists in the AOS fandom

Anon, let me be frank. I flat-out addressed this as only an FS issue because otherwise, it'd get real embarrassing for you real fast. I'm very aware you said "AOS" and not "FS" but I directed eyes one way and not another. Do you believe I thought this was about a fic by an author that's not written anything since 2015? You could have said: hey, I wrote a fic with that here's the link, it might be your cuppa! But instead, you made this some Highlander "there can be only one fic" thing with this CLASSIC GREEK plot/theme/influence. I have no idea why, but thanks for the spite motivation?

[missragdoll]

[robosexualunderground]

Me: “This thing I made isn’t coming along as well as I imagined, but it’s okay, I had fun and learned from the mistakes I made.”

Also me: “No it sucks and we’re going to spiral into feeling shame about everything you enjoy at all. Why do you even bother doing anything?”

[dougielombax]

So much for that!

Even after an explanation I still have no idea what to do!

I feel like I’m going insane!

[ghost-of-austens-future]

I am new to actually posting on Tumblr - it feels like I am back in college and every word I write will determine whether I am worthy of this degree or not.

[angstigone]

I just realized that it's the premiere of hotd to tell a friend that I don't want to go dancing and clubbing.

[chettyspagetti]

Can’t be casual with anything I either cant give less of a shit or I’m crazy for the next 8 years of my life

[shaunashipman]

I've been hearing the term "soft blocking" and finally learned what it is and like bffr. that just seems so childish "oh I don't want you following me but I still want to see your stuff/for you to see my stuff" like what is the point? is this some weird mutual in-law don't want to rock the boat bullshit? is cause you still want to see the tea, but don't want them to see you spilling it?