#i am under fucking attack
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bone rotini
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me during spring
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wbhat if you were having a good day and then alma said "Strangely enough, I understood what Hollow was talking about very well" about feeling a strange shaking box of guilt in the back of his head whenever his urge to dismantle something starts to come forward
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tumblr was like happy holidays we got you many many beautiful women
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doctor office workers love me for my polite tones and sense of whimsy
#had an eye exam and they did a bunch of new shit cuz i havent been in a few years#like they did the normal shit they did the slides and the lights and the letters#but they also numbed my corneas w this yellow eyedrop stuff and everything turned yellow for a minute#and then they took this bright as little pinpoint light and got it reaaaally close to my eye#and after i was like man that got so close i thought it was gonna touch my eye lol#and the lady said oh it did thats why i numbed you. i just dont tell people their first time so they dont get squeamish#and i went well! thats very cool now that ive done it and know it feels like nothing but yes i probably wouldve been squeamish thank you#and then the doctor came in and was like ok follow the pen and i was tryjng not to giggle because it felt so silly like. idk#and i told him i was like sorry if this is weird but im very tickled about this whole process like its fun to me its interesting i feel like#a little kid its neat#and he was like well im glad you’re enjoying yourself now read these tiny ass letters#he was cool he thought it was funny#and the lady that helped me pick out new glasses was really nice and helped me out and told me which ones she liked on me#(i ended up going w the ones she liked because i also liked them theyre cool it was fun)#interacting with random people makes me feel so well adjusted and normal like this is what its all about.#just having fun being a little kooky at the eye doctor. thats what im here for#my eyes are so sensitive now tho and its bright as fuck outside#theres no clouds and snow on the ground so im being bombarded by reflected light#i am under fucking attack
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my brother in the exact same cadence as a supervillain just picked up my book and went “would be a shame if… hm… syrup got in here”
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60 seconds in to smfs. this will not end well
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sets your blog on fire
what did i do to deserve this-
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vashwood. does anybody fucking care
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Good lord these bots are attacking en masse today. That's 10 within the past hour what the fuck.
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I'm gonna chew on my inbox of my email till my group project partner finally sends me their part of the project
#i am unwell#i am under fucking attack#please email me#i hate group projects for this reason#bite bite chomp chomp#bite bite kill maim#these are threats#chew
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PORN BOTS WITH ACTUAL PORN GET OOUUUTTT 😭😭😭
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MOTHERFUCKERS ALL AT ONCE
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I'm collecting all these pornbots like state coins. Just need Alaska, Hawaii, and Wyoming now.
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GAH! MY NOTIFICATIONS ARE FILLED WITH PORN BOTS
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