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The dude ever! He's a little sleepy,,
The lovely Feathers is from @chained-spirits by @thenmichael! Have your feathery boy :3c
#eggdraws#cs#chained spirits#chained spirits fanart#chained spirits feathers#cs feathers#loz au#cs fanart#dont mind the time im posting this#i blame lemon
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The satirist's love song is so Adam and Evelin I can't 💔
#I'm not even gonna pretend like it's not don't lie to me#I hate them so much#But not really#Honestly I don't blame either of them for their situation#:'[#tmc#mandela catalogue#the mandela catalogue#adam murray#evelin miller#art#artists on tumblr#tmc adam#tmc evelin#digital art#adammurray#tmc fanart#Oh yeah by the way the lyrics are from the satirist's love song by lemon demon if that wasn't apperent lol whoops
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HAILEY MARCIA IS BLONDE
TWO-BIT AND HIS BLONDES
#guys#guys guys please#the outsiders#the outsiders marcia#marcia x two bit#two-bit mathews#the outsiders musical#yellow marcia#mmmm#is lemon too spot on ? mayhaps but i like the fruit thing#blame orange bev#lemon marcia#SHES SO CUTE OMG
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#rick and morty#rnm#jerry smith#he seems to be a good cook in anatomy park#unless jacob was just being polite#there’s the joke about his lemon squares not setting in mortyplicity#but he is trying to make them with no gluten sugar or lemon#he fucks up the turkey but blames it on the shimmer bubble#i guess he cooks the cronenberg?#other than that i can’t think of any other times in the show rn#is he implied to have made the cookies morty’s eating in rick potion no 9?#i like to think he did because that would be a rare sweet/good dad jerry moment
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It's Always Sunny in Pomodoro??
hello, is your hyperfixation on sunny preventing you from studying and doing your work? that's why i hired this mac to stare at you and keep an eye on you during your pomodoro sessions and judge you if you lose focus
#if it says that this page is dangerous then blame Microsoft bc i don't know what i'm doing and they said they provide some certificates#for free just like custom domains but ig they lied bc i'm stuck with this lemon pond#also if something doesn't work or looks shitty on your device message me and I'll try to figure out something#also this is so stupid but like i had to make this#putting this into my portfolio rn#iasip
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my mom just revealed she used to give me mountain dew to put me to sleep as an infant. excellent
#shut up az#I don't blame her bc she was 20 and having a baby w insomnia so bad they stay awake for 3 days would be rough#but also the horror I felt when she said that was just like. Devastating#I genuinely did not stand a chance#she also fed me lemon pudding on the day of my birth and people blame ME for my sugar addiction
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When the teaser for now this house ain't a home dropped, I braced myself for the biggest ick of my life. I thought "Now it was going to be another one of those "oh look at her—her dad’s horrible, poor girl, I’m so sad and also weirdly aroused" kind of songs, and I have zero tolerance for that kind of bullshit. Especially from men.
But PRAISE THE LORD, it's about pregnancy scares. Crisis averted.
Edenary, I'm sorry for doubting you (I'm not. You've written some questionable things before), may your condom never break again.
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little stressed but we ball anyway and who give a shit
#lemon time#it was a literal accident that couldve been avoided if either of the other adults fucking communicated!#but nooooo..... let's blame the visibly younger one instead!#got no blame for the mother because well. shes got three kids to look over and the little one was moving too fast for her to stop him.#but that other old cunt. well. idk what lesson youre teaching your niece but shouting at and talking over someone as they try to calmly-#-talk to you about the Genuine Accident. and be sympathetic and apologetic too. aint a good look!#good to know someones got our back though. doubt anythingll actually come of this#theyd probably talk to the mother first and idk how she feels. if shes got a problem then i cant blame her but also.#got no qualms telling her to her face that she couldve asked or physically gone up to us at ANY time beforehand.#anyway. stressed and tired and feeling just a mite unsafe but well. whats an old lady gonna do if it ever goes that far.
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Genuinely believe that Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint has something to say about reading a story alone and reading it with a community. Because you see this man who read stories just to survive, who found some form of happiness in his very lonely life reading a story alone. By being the only reader, he gained this strange perspective of exclusivity, where he could feel like these characters and this story really was made FOR him alone. A way he could be seen without being seen....which plays into ORV's subversion but still inclusion of the reader self insert trope.
And THEN, he gets isekaid and - while still being the only reader - gets to experience the story with both the characters made real and real people made characters. There's a bond that we all know that comes from experiencing a story together. He could finally have actual tangible people understand him and want to reach the story's end together...until the point that if it was the story keeping him with them, they never wanted the story to end.
#i read the story with a community...sort of#after reading the first some or so chapters few by myself#and i like to think orv is a story you can experience both alone and with your book club#BUT that those will result in two different experiences with the same end epiphany about the power of the written word#lemon duck quacks#orv#i blame bacon for making me think about orv again#but really it's SO fun to read things with people as it is to read things alone#i think reading by yourself will give you an untouched perspective and a sense of relation with the story that's a good kind of exclusive#as much as reading with others is gonna give you the sense of community that lets you see the book in a different way#and in the end. you're kind of aware that reading is connecting you to others whether you're reading alone or with others
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im going insane, perhaps wacky, one might even say crazy, im losing my mind, my marbles, my bananas, i’m falling off my rocker so to speak
just ignore me ill shut up eventually /hj
#i dont know why before you ask#this just happens#im blaming lemon demon and danny gonzales#fav music artist + fav youtuber + drawing my favourite guys + caffiene + its 1am + a defrag might come out#=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Kink I assume you have: Knife play
teehee yeah <3
#can you BLAME me#no you can’t. knives hot#do not offer to show me your knife collection unless you are explicitly trying to get me riled up#honey lemon drops#enby-i-barely-looked-at-them#ftm nsft#ftm t4t#queer nsft#t4t nsft#ftm ns/fw
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Ooohhhhh! I Just got a DM from MommyHeather? Are they trying to get my SSN? Do they wanna promote their OF? Are they trying to steal my identity? Only time will tell
#im trying to get over a migraine so it might be a while until i answer#do they want nudes?#too bad for them#im constantly worried someone will hack my phone#im not in my mind#it feels like my brain and mouth has tingles or lemon juice in it#i wanna go play with the dog#im blaming the emotions this week#just all of them
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so in my main friend group we have a minecraft rp that's been going on for roughly 5 years at this point and my mc character has some really ouchie lore (tldr, in our first server smp!mayhem was a very evil person with an unfathomable amount of magical/eldritch power, and at the time was his partner and destroyed their shared base when they believed he had betrayed them), and i've decided that the server i have with my other group will be canon to their lore too. well the base i had with 4 of my friends on that server got razed to the ground, and honestly? between the fact that the breaking point for him in that old world was his home getting destroyed suddenly and violently, and now this server, where i know he now has a grip on his powers and is trying to be a better person, getting destroyed, i don't think he'd be taking this well at all
#what drives me even more insane about smp!mayhem#is that in this newer world he's been the unc/archfae king to the other faeries#and warlock patron to the folk hero who lives next door#he's changed! he's got a family now and everything#they grew a forest together and everything#and ooc im so proud of my builds in that world#and now not only is his entire home gone#all he built and provided for his court#but all of his family lost what they worked hard for too#and i know he blames his proxy to them for them losing everything#ooc we did not even plan for this to happen and now that group is on the hunt for who in the group did it#because it was a clearly targeted attack against my faction and we have a pretty clear no griefing rule#which is. uh. something.#but when life gives us lemons we build combustible lemons amirite#if youve read this far ily /p#from the desk of gm#minecraft roleplay
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The Bearer of Bad News
To stay spoiler-free, if you don't know what the bad news is, try not to worry about it yet. Only know Dammon needs and deserves a hug when finding out what happened after the credits rolled regardless.
Disclaimer: This is NOT a scene that normally plays out in a game. These screenshots were made possible by this mod by oilnarak01
#mod#dammon#hug#bad news#hope it's never bad news and I get it right to help save her#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#scene normally#Gosh I wish we could hug more people#but when life gives you lemons...#Was all “Hey let's have fun with this!”#Then it got all sad and dark#yeah they both blame themselves
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pet peeves: drawing people yellow
#advanced sorry as a non artist who doesnt really understand all that lighting shit#but even with weird lighting:#you can make their skin tone different from the pale shown in canon without it being like lemon colored T_T_T_T_T_T#similarly it's so possible to draw darker skin tones without making them gray or all have the same undertone#also i swear if it's for the palette/color theory you can also make palettes and color well without making it... yellow#ramblings!#this has happened in both my fandoms (honestly more frequently than i like but whatever)#& it just annoys me sm lmfaoooofnjksdhgkj#partially blaming one very popular drawing tutorial abt how to draw easian (the tutorial said asian but its rlly just easian......) faces &#im sorry the faces look like lemons#it just................... annoys me#mfw get u a face that looks like 🟡#this has been in the queue for a really long time bc im . v on the fence abt posting like#i feel like half the time it's not on purpose but it also drives me up the wall also i feel like if people simply paid more attention it#wouldn't happen! well. anyways#whatever this is one of those insane rants that i just need to get out#this is what happens when i occasionally search tags it's just. (sees art) (sideeyes you) (moves on) . whatever lol#not genshin#to be clear this is abt easian coded/easian characters like if a char specifically is described as 'sallow skin' or smth#then it's whatever but it just makes me slightly go 'hmm' if nothing about the character indicates unhealthy skin coloration but u go: 🟡
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god, @febuwhump this year would be so easy if i just let supernatural fully back into my heart
#if i wrote about bela talbot i could still include lauren 😅#i'm mad about it but it'd also be easy peasy lemon squeezy#i am personally sorry to all of my followers#but everyone must suffer this with me#you know who to blame#(it's @sparklingbinjuice)#febuwhump#febuwhump 2025
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