#i cant handle anything else lmao

[animereaderinsertwriter]

u just turned into me simping for ares fr in those tags my girl. I'll let you borrow him if you're really feeling it. I won't mind, pinky promise.

don't tempt me, i would never recover 😭 kiss him hello for me tho

[oceanwithouthermoon]

maybe its just me but i cant stand when people are like "it just doesn't sit right with me how teruhashi thought about aiura 🥺" like yes... its not supposed to ??? because her thinking badly of other girls and prioritizing male validation over everything is one of her main flaws ??? can we talk about that WITHOUT making it seem like shes not allowed to have a single actual flaw without suddenly becoming an awful person? nobody can handle complex female characters at all and its so fucking annoying

[0809sysblings]

how i imagine what the inside of mikoto's head looks like half the time

[craqueluring]

Hi!!! <33333 Love your blog as someone who sometimes has difficulty grasping metaphors in hannibal because they all talk so weirdly and english is not my first language and sometimes im genuinely dumb </33 anyway i wanted to ask you what do you think was going inside hannibals when he took mason verger to will’s house, abondoning will even though he was unconcious in enemy grounds, and fed his dogs mason’s face?? Like what is he thinking “hi honey welcome home hope you like my surprise you wanted to punish him right tee hee <3” and will just gets turned on by this? LIKE WHATS GOING ON?😭😭😭😭😭 its one of my fav scenes and i dont even get… like the meaning of it, or their motivations, or what it worked as a metaphor? Like if could you maybe share your opinions on that scene or maybe an analysis would be nice? want to hear your thoughs 🥰 thank you so muchh hope u have a nice day!!

(there is a tldr at the end of this!)

okay first of all thank you for all your kind words they absolutely made my day <3333333 i so appreciate people asking me for my thoughts on specific scenes like u dont even know. and LOL yes that scene is really weird and when i first saw this i had to talk it through with my friend bc i was like…. yeah wait what WAS he thinking? LMAO but here is my best answer:

this whole episode is basically will taunting hannibal (telling mason hannibal wants to kill him, putting a "snare around [his] neck", asking hannibal if hannibal can tell what will's intention are, telling hannibal he did this because he was "curious what would happen," etc). i could even go so far as to say hes giving hannibal a taste of his own medicine. i find the decision to make a hannibal lecter-esque scene of will preparing his homemade dog food (which ive always assumed was randall tier's remains) directly before he gets picked up by mason a curious parallel, maybe even making a point that will is starting to act like hannibal? or just foreshadowing that will's dogs are gonna be fed some weird shit later lol, or both.

anyways, the scene of mason being high on whatever hannibal gave him, and cutting his face off and feeding it to the dogs before getting his neck broken, is directly taken from the actual book. i think theres a few different things that are significant about hannibal deciding to do this specifically in will's house, though:

first is theatricality, obviously. hannibal loves shock value. 

second, it could be a symbol of hannibal's unending and pervasive presence in will's life and mind — this is the first time we've seen will and hannibal in will's own home at the same time. hannibal’s presence in will’s life extends to will’s home. i think the only other time we see them together in will's home is when hannibal saves will from the verger estate, and will rejects hannibal.

third, alana has always said that will's dogs represent the best of will. by hannibal making mason feed his face to will's dogs, this could be like hannibal "tainting" the best parts of will. soaking into every corner of his mind, his life, his soul. also to my point, hannibal says that he "broadened [will's dogs] palates, as [he] broadened [will's]." — there is no corner of will's life that hannibal doesn't touch. 

however, just as that scene could be representative of hannibal having a very large amount of power over will's life, the rest of the episode could be representative of will having just as much power over hannibal. hannibal was quite literally helpless in that straitjacket, a direct result of will's actions (unless hannibal is a magician too and knows how to escape one… which i honestly wouldn't be surprised by). and only escaped because will cut him free. similar to how will was helpless in prison, and only got out because hannibal let him go. will can be a puppet master just like hannibal. they are in equilibrium, to a point. before, will was always on the short end, being manipulated by hannibal, being in prison, etc, but in this half of the season we see them (almost) being equals. as hannibals says earlier in the episode, they understand each others minds, and so hannibal has "the capacity to deceive [will], just as [will] has the capacity to deceive [hannibal]."

as for their motivations:

multiple times in this episode, hannibal is trying to gauge how willing will would be to kill with hannibal. "would you join me at the table?" when talking about eating mason verger, and killing him being a "savage pleasure [they] can share." each time, will avoids the obvious propositions. hannibal taking mason to will's house could also be him trying to gauge how will would react when they are in the same room with a potential victim (if will would share the 'savage pleasure' with him?). at this point, i dont think that had ever happened before. will killed randall tier alone, lied about killing freddie alone, shot hobbs alone. they've never been together in this situation. and aren’t in this situation again until the dragon fight. hannibal probably brought mason to will's house knowing this would happen, and so he could really gauge how will feels about killing together, or at least in hannibal's presence.

not to mention will obviously wants mason dead. will likes doing bad things to bad people because it makes him feel good. thats why he makes that face in 2x07 when he has a gun to hannibal's head in hannibal's kitchen, and why he makes that same face when he has a knife to hannibal's throat earlier in this episode. i could maybe go so far as to call him a sadist. he likes having that feeling of power, as he tells abigail in 1x12. 

i think this is why he looks "turned on" (lol) as you said. he enjoys seeing bad people in vulnerable positions, especially when he holds the power. i think hannibal knows this, too. maybe this was some kind of gift from hannibal? maybe he didn't want to kill mason without will present; giving will the chance to kill the man he knows will hates so much. but also because hannibal, of course, was curious what will would do.

but now will is curious what hannibal will do as well, so he tells hannibal to "do what [he] thinks is best for [mason]," and hannibal obliges easily. he doesn't choose murder or mercy for mason, though, and breaks his neck and leaves him alive in that terrible state. will looks… pleased? by this, i think. (again, sadist). he and hannibal smile at each other as hannibal walks to mason to break his neck. hannibal seems pleased as well at will's reaction and the outcome of the situation.

as i said before, they are, in a way, equals for the first time in this part of the season (which is also symbolized by them being happy little cannibals together at the end of 2x10). this episode is partly them getting to fuck with each other and will reciprocating the fuckery that hannibal was disproportionately doing to will before this point, to be crass. will is, as alana says in 2x06 "playing a game, and he's not scared. not anymore." hannibal bringing mason to will’s house was part of the game they’re playing with each other.

TLDR: hannibal taking mason to will's house could be for theatricality, a symbol of hannibal's presence in will's life (even invading his home), and tainting the "best parts of will" (his dogs). as for hannibal's more personal motivations, hannibal is gauging how will would act while they are in the same room with a potential victim (first time this ever happens, and last until dolarhyde), and possibly be a gift from hannibal because he knows will wants mason dead? as for will's feelings in this moment, he was definitely feeling good because a "bad thing" was being done to a "bad person" and he likes being in that position of power. will putting hannibal in the position (straitjacket in the verger estate) where will has that power over hannibal is will fucking with hannibal, and yet again lets himself get so close to killing hannibal, because he enjoys the feeling. hannibal reciprocates this fuckery by bringing mason to will's house. they are both orchestrating these situations because they are both curious about what will happen, and they are doing this as equals.

edit: not the first time theyve been together with a potential victim, i forgot about clark ingram, but it is the first time theyve been together with a potential victim which ended up harmed/dead by either of their hands! unless im forgetting someone else lol

[k-atsukibakugou]

every day i spend more in a house with children is really cementing that these gremlins are not for me lmao

[critterbutt]

what the FUCK was that dream holy shit

[celestialmancer]

...

5 years or less...

That's the most time I have left to scramble everything together despite also struggling w my own health & everything I already struggle with. & That's assuming nothing happens in the time span before then that accelerates everything at a rate faster than I can maybe handle

Bc with the unpredictability I seem to live in constantly, with how common it is for me to have shit strike out of nowhere? When I've never even known stability in the first place so I can't even trust that that 5 years won't suddenly be accelerated to less than 2 years or far less than that? Esp when last year was the start of sudden "yeah so we are becoming rly unstable & idk how well we're going to be able to live here for the next x months/years" that was dropped on me out of nowhere?

...I don't know.

[orcelito]

I'm tired of the mood swings man like wtf is my problem

[godzexperiment]

the fact modern verse nix just unprompted goofs around on the radio- how it seems so random when he brings up angels,etc and that listeners probably don't think much beyond 'oh that tone is just passion of some strange sort' or usual justified means and that it 100% isn't random, it's an lonely idiot full of so much compassion for his dumbass family (what harm is subtly rambling about his siblings? or cracking jokes- literally none and they aren't likely to be listening so it's extra low risk presumably) like if he can't be doing rough sketches etc of them he'll talk about what he knows about them, joke with 100% admiration of them and it's usually cuz his brain just got so filled up with caring about these siblings he likely hadn't met that he needed to release some of it out into the air

[itsjustaninchident]

To the moon and to Saturn 🪐

Lando Norris x Model!Reader

socmed au

summary: where they give the audience chaos because of their rumored "breakup"

warning/s: sexual innuendos (if you squint)

author's note: just a little something to get me out of writing slump 🥹 there's a part 2 to this fic if you wanna check it out🫶

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user1 MOTHER IS MOTHERING

user2 PLEASE MARRY ME

user3 mother is living her best life and im here for it

user4 GET OUT OF THE WAY LANDO IM GONNA STEAL HER

user5 kinda sus no lando in the comments simping over how hot she is

user6 TRUE he usually comments and likes her post like a second after she posted it 😭

user7 there's got to be something

user8 no there's just something wrong in y'all's head...

user9 yeah leave them and their relationship alone

yourfriend back and better in black

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user10 interesting...🥴

user11 what do they mean by this😭

user12 maybe because it's been awhile since yn got back in modeling after her supporting lando and going on a vacation with him?

user13 you guys are reading into this too much

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lando.jpg parties and a tad bit hungover...

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user1 YOU CAN'T JUST POST THE 2ND PHOTO AND GET AWAY WITH IT

user2 i believe he's thirst trapping his way out of the issue

user3 what issue?

user2 some are saying him and yn broke up

user3 lol people are too obsessed with their relationship im not surprised we won't get any posts from them anymore lol

user2 true

maxfewtrell nice music but please don't throw up on me next time

maxverstappen1 why was i not invited

landonorris you were busy with something else🙄🙄🙄

maxverstappen1 oh i see you're still on it...

user4 am i delusional if i think this is about yn ?????

user5 babes im gonna be delusional with u

user6 yeah no❤️

user4 what if they just fought?

user6 what if you all leave them alone lol

danielricciardo nice party, hoping for that one more important invite next time😜

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user7 don't mean to ruin the vibes but where's my girl yn :((

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user1 THE GIRLS ARE BACK

user2 THEY'RE SO HOT

user3 WAIT SHE'S IN NEW YORK???

user4 CAN'T BELIEVE MOTHER AND I ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR

user5 im sorry but it's been like a month of them not posting each other😭

user6 it's been a bad month for us😭

user7 my parents :'(

user8 them in one frame is too much to handle

user9 uhmmm why is she hanging out with the exes????👀

user10 maybe because they're still friends and her girlfriends' breakups has nothing to do with their friendship???

user11 ikr... is she like a member of the club now?

user12 i hope not lol

isahernaez missed you so much! And im so happy for you❤️

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user13 her liking it...

user14 she's happy for her meaning she's like in a better place now????😭

user15 don't do this to me

user16 geez they cant even say anything that you guys do not to relate to her relationship lmao

via twitter...

via instagram...

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landonorris just married my best friend, the love of my life, and my better half. I love you until one can reach the sky.

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user1 WE WERE MOURNING THEIR "BREAK UP" ONLY TO BE WOKEN UP TO THIS POST😭

user2 this is my childhood bestfriends to lovers trope!

user3 no cause where's mine?!

user4 this is so much better than a black background and default font ig story announcement that they broke up😭

carlossainz55 i hope yn can make it through the night when she hears you snore

landonorris I don't snore!

carlossainz55 sure and birds cant fly

yourusername some birds can't

landonorris see???

yourusername but you do snore love

user5 IVE MISSED TIMES LIKE THIS😭

maxverstappen1 can't believe you got married before me

user6 you better watch your step mister, I'm literally right behind you.

landonorris 🫡 i would not dare

yourfriend oh yeah you'll never hear the end of it

yourusername stop threatening my husband😭

user7 "husband"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 all of us are crying

lewishamilton congrats mate!

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yourusername Love you to the moon and to Saturn❤️

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user1 no because you don't know how happy i am for them😭

user2 i can finally sleep in peace at night with a smile on my face knowing my parents literally got married

user3 i have never once cried over celebrity couples getting married but this😭

user4 kinda valid knowing how much they went through just to be where they are now😭

user5 from them being childhood bestfriends to being enemies to being best friends again and now they're married?!😭

user6 im so happy for them 🥺

lilymhe congrats love! just tell me if lando hurts you I will literally snatch you from him

yourusername you're first on my contacts

landonorris hey! no fair

charlottesine gotta admit i shed a tear seeing you walk down the aisle🥺 so happy for you!

yourusername love you cha!

user7 yn is so blessed with her husband and her friends🥺

user8 and they're very blessed with her too🥺 she's like the gentlest most loving person ever

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landonorris very lucky to have her as my wife

user9 THEY JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF CALLING EO HUSBAND/WIFE😭

user10 im gonna bathe with my toaster

user11 gonna lay down on the road

yourusername awww are you trying to ask for more lasagna?

landonorris did it work?

yourusername nope :P maybe kisses will do for now?

landonorris never mind the lasagna, brb gonna get it you owe me about a hundred ;)

user12 not them flirting under the comments!!😭 Get a room!😭

user13 oh they're abt to

[sirenedeslily]

mine (chris sturniolo) ˖ ݁𖥔 ݁˖

he’s a model, and she's a member of one of the world's most beloved girl groups, aespa. this is extremely niche and literally no one has asked for this.. don’t pay attention to the dates btw, they’re not an accurate portrayal of the timeline 😭 this is the stupidest shit i’ve ever done LMAO

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lucidreamyn thank you @viviennewestwood 💋

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tayrussel ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

ynsusupa TAYLOR AND YN INTERACTION?!!?!!?!

ilovegurls @ynsusupa they’ve BEEN friends

aerichandesu my pretty bb

lucidreamyn 🐈<3🐈‍⬛

aespoppy MY GISELLYN HEART

kimchiynyn I CANT HANDLE ALL OF THIS CUTENESS

ynlovergirl never beating the nana osaki allegations

omar.apollo cutest girl in there

txtbtsislife ???? 😡

amyriha_43 @txtbtsislife ??

txtbtsislife @amyriha_43 She can’t date anyone but Karina

stargirl.int @btstxtislife mind you.. he’s a twink 🤗

karirimi22 @stargirl.int RIGHT !!! hate karinayn shippers so bad

viviennewestwood no thank YOU ❤️

pridemonth67 am i the only one noticing chris’ like?

chrisbbmama They were at the same event 😫

ynnnnn_44 @chrisbbmama who’s Chris??

bunnyfawn1 @ynnnnn_44 he’s a really famous model

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fionapplerider saw the finest guy.. i MUST have him

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keehoe3000 did u get his number😭😭

fionnapplerider well…. 🧍🏻‍♀️ no….

keehoe3000 @fionnapplerider bro stop fumbling and lock tf in

bfrankwuremoceans @keehoe3000 ik the twink himself isn’t talking.. where’s ur man HOE

fionnapplerider @bfrankwuremocean MIRAH????!?!

jenesaiquoi a MAN??????

lgbtdgaf333 it’s horrifying yunjin.

2hot4uuu yn beating the gay group allegations 🙏

fionnapplerider someone’s gotta do it bae 💯🔥

vampdaughter idk i was focused on taylor…

fionnapplerider ofc UR gay ass was 😭😭😭

vampdaughter @fionnapplerider ??? didn’t you have a situationship with yves???

fionnapplerider @vampdaughter OK why r we bringing up the past NINGNING

stupidcheesekat you scare me yn..

fionnapplerider ur gf is insane but EYE scare u?

ozempicdemic @bfrankwuremoceans FIGHT BACK !!!

fionnapplerider @ozempicdemic ENYA???? u opp 🤬🤬

bfrankwuremoceans @fionnappkerider see i was gonna give you bros digits but you got me fucked up 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

fionnapplerider @bfrankwuremoceans NO MIRAH POS IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD TO HOOKUPS FAWK IM SO SORRY YOURE AN ANGEL PLS PLSS ILY GIVE ME A CHANCE

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iheartsosa i love my bitch crazy

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keehoe3000 there’s crazy n then there’s yn..

damuncher Padded walls and chained sweater crazy😭

iheartsosa That yn kim meal is delish boys, the craziest thing ab her is that 🐱

bratxcxbitch Disgust..

waylonfelipe no way she’s got you hooked on nana

iheartsosa Already on my second watch 🤣‼️

theslumpgod The Amount Of Times I’ve Tried To Get You To Watch Anime🤬

iheartsosa I’m sorry gang ): this shit is actually gas bruh

damuncher Kid flew all the way to Korea to get pepsi

vampdaughter IM SAYING LIEK WHAT

fionapplerider he didn’t want to try anything else man 🙁

fioanapplerider hi boyfriend

iheartsosa Hi girlfriend

fionapplerider come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i’m feeling romantical

lgbtdgaf333 i just can’t believe that you’re able to hide the crazy so well /: the media shoukd know ab ur undiagnosed crazy..

billieeilish toy car is so goated

iheartsosa Real ‼️‼️ I was being a good boy

bfrankwuremoceans @iheartsosa bro was obedient fr

bratxcxbitch Need y’all to go public, i can’t handle these private posts anymore

iheartsosa Go kiss your boyfriend

omar.apollo @iheartsosa don’t bring me into this

fionapplerider happy 6 months loser

iheartsosa Right back at you idiot

Hold onto your hats, K-Pop fans and fashionistas! It looks like there’s a new power couple heating up the streets of New York. K-Pop sensation YN Kim and model Chris Sturniolo were allegedly caught sharing an intimate kiss following the glitzy “Chrome Heart” grand opening. 📸💥

These two first crossed paths at the “Vivienne Westwood” runway show in Los Angeles, where sparks must have flown. Chris even confessed on the Zach Sang Show that YN Kim is his “ideal type.” Since then, it’s been all quiet on the western front with just a few minor interactions here and there.

But all that changed tonight! A sneaky paparazzo caught YN and Chris not only locking lips but also walking hand-in-hand through the Big Apple. Is this the start of something major? We’ll be keeping a close eye on these two! Stay tuned for the latest scoop! 💋🗽

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aespaupdates @christophersturniolo posting an aespa song via his instagram story 👀💋

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yniemylove IS THIS A FAWKING SOFT LAUNCH?!?

assofat50mg what do you mean? wait but what do you mean.. what do you though? like what exactly do you mean??? what does this mean? what do you mea

mitskiismymom Is he confirming everything?

lolololololol idk

irlnana696 @lololololol why are you replying then? 😭😭

ilovechickentenders54 he’s just not making this better for himself

stargirlint i promise you he does not care

wintergfwife NO NO NOT MY WIFE PLS TELL ME ITS FAKE NOOOOO my bbg sugarbooboo 🙁🙁🙁

awespamom grown woman mind you..

chrismymanmyman CHRIS SUPPORT LGBT WHYYY

traumadramabitch THEY PUT THEIR GIRL PUSSIES IN THIS FUCKING SONG

alexamylover THEY WENT INTO THAT STUDIO WITH THEIR STRAPS AND FUCKED THE MICS INTO THE ABYSS

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fionapplerider alt bitch sent me a spotify playlist bitch i'm from the hood do i look like listen to bjonk

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hamzahthefantastic the hood being the roblox game

fionapplerider well yes bae

keehoe3000 wait i’m seeing the vision w dat one chris pic hold on boy

fionapplerider you’d rather be TOPped like a TWINK than STOP and THINK.. don’t do that

damuncher Lemme tag the other twinks hold on @bratxcxbitch @bfrankwuremoceans @omar.apollo @vampdaughter @2hot4uuu @stupidcheesekat @lgbtdgaf333

bfrankwuremoceans @damuncher i’m gonna fuck u in the butt if you keep talking matthew bernard sturniolo.

ozempicdemic internet going crazy and u dgaf

fionapplerider idk i think it’s funny 🙁☝️

iheartsosa YN WHY WHY WHY

fionapplerider i’m going to fuck you perchance

iheartsosa Don’t tease me with a good time

fionapplerider who said i was teasing? open ur door

bratxcxbitch Disgust

iheartsosa My dream girl

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[wonnieluvr]

okay i have to say i hate emily. shes a bitch and i hate what she did to jamie and gray but i cant deny her character is so fascinating. shes literally like if greed was a person?

dont get me wrong as much as i hate her i understand the whole risk taking thing and wanting those experiences she never got to have BUT saying that she didnt need two boyfriends??? she literally could have experienced all the same things she did with one. thats why shes greed. she just took and took everything. from both of them and rebecca too.

but i just dont understand why she had such an effect on everyone? like avery describes her as pretty but she also said she was nowhere near as beautiful as rebecca. is it because she was sick and everyone felt bad? but like even then i cant imagine emily being a pleasant person to be around so i dont get how she made friends with anyone let alone dated two people 😭 but that could also be because we never met her? like we don't really know anything about her which is also really interesting to me. we know of her but that's only everyone's versions of her.

on a different note i keep thinking about the way jamie and gray had different feelings for her. like i just think that while jamie did love her but he didnt love her, you know? gray did. i assume thats why jamie wasnt as affected by eve, he didnt love emily the same way gray did.

jamie feels that way for avery so while eves appearance surely shocked him it still didnt take over and bring up old feelings (for a completely new person lmao)

(i also do know that he knew about eve before but theres still something different between hearing things and seeing them)

jamie and avery are perfect for each other but thats a different thought too. i'm so glad they never really fought because of eve (thank god, i would have cried)

but back on topic, i doubt emily loved them back. like, i feel like its the sort of situation where she just wanted to feel wanted. she probably mistook that for love and assumed she wanted both of them? but its all she ever had growing up too? familiarity? like its suggested that her parents were completely focused on her their whole lives and loved her (she was their miracle baby sort of though so i do kinda get that) but also like i wholeheartedly believe everything starts with the parents.

they were such a big influence in her life, they gave her everything, sacrificed everyone and everything for her and kept her happy. this comes back to the greed thing too. they gave her this idea that everything would bend to her will and she would always get what she wanted. (if you can't tell i have strong feelings about the influence parents have and how they raise their children cus it literally dictates someones whole life until they have clarity smh)

i think the whole jumping off the cliff thing too was like her acting out. she reminds me of gray in that way, she was losing control and she needed to do something she wanted to regain it. she knew she couldnt handle it but she couldnt handle not getting what she wanted more. idk if that makes sense but shes like trying to prove to herself and everyone else that she was fine with jamie breaking things off, that she could handle not being wanted and adored regardless of her actions and she was losing control of everything ig? idk i just think its really interesting the way she took things to an extreme because i imagine she was probably trying to do something else, something worse than what she feeling to get it to go away? emotions are so interesting in that way.

like rebecca (in her mind) was turning against her, jamie was leaving her and her parents would have stopped her from going with gray if they had known and at the time that was (hinted at) being what she really wanted to do and they were all telling her no. she took the only thing she had left to control (gray) and was trying to prove she was fine.

i cant put into words how many layers all of these characters have like jlb wrote such a wonderful series and i cant stop thinking about all the characters. i have so many thoughts running through my head and i could write a take on everyone ☹️

[kumezyzo]

omg omg could you nsfw headcanons where like you’re in public or around his friends and he keeps teasing you LMAO

thank you for requesting!! so to start off, i dont think he would necessarily do this so ive tried to make it seem like him as much as possible! fem!reader btw. okay, yea thats it.

also, i love the idea of reader being dom to some extent alongside dom sapnap. like not fighting for dominance but just equally in love and feeling confident enough to take some lead. neither over doming or subing. if that makes sense.

anyway, enjoy! or dont... :) m.list

it starts off as an innocent whisper in your ear. bf!sapnap would have been checking you out all night. and when hes finally had enough, he's felt the need to indulge.

"you look good, peaches, you know that right?" he would whisper in your ear whrn he finally was able to whisper in your ear. inconspicuously of course.

bf!sapnap would stand behind you, his hands sitting comfortably in the back pockets of your jeans. every few minutes you'd feel hum squeeze your ass and chuckle breathily in your ear.

bf!sapnap who has his hand on your thigh when youre sitting. dangerously close to your core. he'd squeeze you rhythmically, kneading your skin.

as everyone else falls into their own conversations, he chooses to lean into your ear and whisper things he'd been thinking all night.

"i cant wait to get home, peaches," he says right against your ear. his breath tickling down your neck.

"yea?" you ask in faux innocence. "and why is that, baby?" you ask quietly. you pull back a little to see his reaction as you lick your bottom lip.

"cause you look fuckin' good, peach," he says wrapping his arm around your shoulder and bringing you in closer.

bf!sapnap who just whispers absolutely obscene things in your ear. when you'd whisper them back, he would just smirk as his face would dust a light pink.

"what, are you gonna fuck me? just absolutely silly?" you'd ask him once you two were completely alone everyone else having left to do their own things.

"if thats what you want peaches," he'd tell you, looking at you with half lidded eyes glancing down at your lips. "you'll let me?"

"mhm," you hum lightly biting your bottom lip as you nod. his hands slowly reaching down to cup your pussy through your jeans. "anything you want, baby."

bf!sapnap who would get pulled away from you by dream or george as soon as he was about to kiss you. he'd groan as they pulled him away from the table and towards the bar to order more drinks.

you giggle as he pleads with his eyes for you to save him. you shake your head and wave. you take that time to take deep breaths and calm yourself down. if you didnt, you didnt know how much longer you'd be able to handle nicks advances.

bf!sapnap who lets you go to the bathroom once he gets back with your drinks. he watches you walk away happily, checking you out as you get farther away.

when you get back, he sits you on his lap instead of letting you next to him.

bf!sapnap who uses this as an opportunity to feel you up a little more as he continues to whisper to you.

"i think we should leave them here," he proposes simply, playing with a belt loop on your jeans. "it would make it easier for us."

"if you're that worked up, we might as well just tell them that we want to go fuck," you tell him as you loop your arms around his neck.

"fuck... i might, babygirl," he tells you with a chuckle. he glances at your neck, thinking of all the hickies he could leave on you.

bf!sapnap who eventually does tell the other two that you want to go home. only earning him eyerolls as they tell him they know he just wants to get laid. he happily says his goodbyes and drags you out to his car.

"do you think you can wait till we get home?" he asks as he unlocks his car, his arm around your waist as he speed walks to him car with you.

"are you sure you can wait?" you laugh as he rushes to get in the car. you walk around the front and get in the passenger seat.

"i might just have to fuck you in here, peaches," he tells you as he contemplates what to do next. you watch him carefully as he calculates what do you. just then, he puts the car in drive and begins to back out.

"how about we get home, yea?" you ask, rolling your eyes at his impatience.

bf!sapnap who has to pull over into a wooded area cause he cant handle how you place your own hand on his thigh. he couldnt handle the way you unbuttoned his shorts and fit your hand in his boxers.

"peach, im driving," he would try to tell you. but as soon as you start stroking him, he'd look for the best place to pull over.

yea its kinda ass, im sorry. also a little rushed and less headcannon-y than i had hoped in the end. and i know it didnt make sense where they were... its about the smutty shit not the location okay 😅 -nony

[camels-pen]

completely unrelated thought to literally anything i've been doing today:

canon Sanji getting swapped with a Sanji from a genderswap AU. key point is that everyone's p much the same personality wise

there are crises going on. but mostly for canon Sanji lmao

this includes:

Luffy still likes to walk around w/ an open shirt

Franky also still likes to walk around w/ an open shirt

Usopp, guess what, also likes to walk around w/ an open shirt

granted, Usopp at least wears crop tops sometimes

Brook looks pretty much the same except for speaking mannerisms / voice pitch; startles the hell out of Sanji bc he keeps expecting it to be his Brook until a Skull Joke comes out of those chuckling teeth

The knee jerk reaction to Robin and Nami keeps crossing wires- one moment Sanji will just register a guy in his peripheral but not who he's speaking to and cuss and complain and shit. then the realization will kick in and he'll be caught up trying to apologize, but then wondering if he does need to apologize because uh, Nami and Robin are guys here right?? and they're not his Nami and Robin, but at the same time he can't just be rude to Nami and Robin-

he ends up staring into space for a while thinking in circles about it

Zoro is now of the gender he typically dotes on

"H-Hey, Moss-chan-"

"Don't call me that"

"Right. You want a smoothie?"

"I'm not gonna fuck you."

Usopp is the easiest to dote on, followed by Chopper, Franky, and Luffy. funny thing is, aside from Zoro, none of them have complained about/refused said doting. Sanji is reassuring himself that his list doesn't mean anything. he's not falling for Usopp just because of a pair of tits. that'd be ridiculous. after all his Usopp has got plenty big tits already-

he slams his head into a wall trying to forget that thought

also. he has no outlet for any frustration/anger/overwhelming feelings because he's got his code of chivalry thing. so he can't fight Zoro and he doesn't want to fight Robin or Nami. he starts smoking more to compensate, but then he either runs out or Chopper intervenes and gets him to promise to limit his use

in short. suffering.

This Nami and Robin do notice though & while Nami very much does not want to fight Sanji on account of, yknow, not wanting any broken bones or terrible injuries, Robin on the other hand-

He knew it'd help Sanji and it'd be nice to have a sparring partner to practice the more deadly things he can do on someone who can handle it, so he's kinda like "if it'll help, i don't mind sparring"

Sanji is caught between "oh fuck yes, finally someone to kick" and "I CANT HURT ROBIN-KUN"

the sparring ends up very pathetic on Sanji's side of things- think his fight with Kalifa but without him trying to bluff and looking openly stressed- Usopp listens to Sanji's woes about it later while she tinkers on inventions lmao

Usopp is also oddly clingy with Sanji, more so than his own Usopp. However, Sanji doesn't even bother thinking about it, just happy to soak up all the affection. He always has some sort of crisis thinking about his own Usopp later though.

Zoro, and I cannot stress this enough, is a woman. a buff, sweaty, mossball of a woman.

so yeah, suffering.

fem sanji, on the other hand:

having the time of her life

proud bisexual woman going "dear god, so many hot guys- wait shit, is that mosshead"

starts getting "overly friendly" with Usopp- laying his head in her lap, playing with his hair, carrying him around, calling him pet names, making him special snacks, etc.

everyone else puts it together real quick, except Usopp. who doesn't realize the answer until fem Sanji gives him a goodbye kiss on the cheek before going to prep for dinner

The answer: fem Usopp and fem Sanji are dating

fem Sanji: he's Usopp, therefore he's my partner in this flipped world, therefore I gotta treat him right while his own Sanji isn't here

Usopp wants to tell her the truth. but also. doesn't.

he is a mix of guilt and happiness every time he doesn't speak up and gets some gesture of love from her

in conclusion: one way or another, there is suffering all around <3

[pumpkinsy0]

Ok this might seem stupid but hear me out, perhaps we could get some headcanons of papercut in the events of the book but instead of Johnny it was Curly who stabbed the soc and him and Pony had to run away together? It would also be cool to see what the Curtis AND Shepard gangs reactions are

this aint stupid,,,,ur onto something here,,,,

•ok look, not REALLY related but curly woulda loved that white trash w mustangs and madras line, this white on white violence gotta STOP💔💯

•ANYWAYS, i think he’d put up more of a fight, he’d try to get to pony but they were outnumbered so he gets cornered, HOWEVER, he always carries some weapon on him, or maybe he picked up a coke bottle, POINT IS, bob still died lmao

•i dont think curly and pony would stay around that area as long as johnny and pony did, curly would want to leave as soon as he could so nobody could see them, so ponys forced to just get it together in under like 2mins so they could leave, so ponys disassociating badly

•theyd go to tim, curly doesnt like dally and tim IS his older brother, then tim would tell dally, and they still end up at the dirty ass church</3

•now curlys shaken up too, like hes not trying to show it to look tough, but hes never done THAT before, never flat out hurt someone that badly before, but he still doesnt regret it bc it was to defend pony, however considering hes black in the 60s in TULSA, hes so certain a judge will not gaf that it was outta self defense, so actually hes disassociatin too, they both a lil fucked up rn

•back at home, dally didnt tell darry or soda where they were but tim sure as hell did, he gets what darrys goin through cause theyre both older bros worryin over their younger bros, darry doesnt know HOW to react at all to it, he doesnt tell soda nor johnny, or anyone really, when two bit says he’ll go to texas (i think it was,,,) to look for him, darry says not to bother, so they all feel like darry knows where pony is and they dint know wether to be happy or terrified bc why isnt he tellin em or getting him??

•when it comes to the shepard gang, tim did tell some of em whats going on, only his trusted guys tho, theres basically nothing they CAN do to stop word from spreading about it bc the socs who were there already went to the cops, so they all have to lay low for a while, stay in line cause tim quite honestly cant handle anything more rn

•angela’s pretty much losing it too, shes drinking more, way more irritable, if one of the shepards is gone, ALL of em r losing it dawg

•in the church, curlys trying to act like his normal self but u can tell that he’s damn near close to losing it cause this could mean prison or the death penalty, hes so sure hes done for and pony wants to reassure him but holy fuck it aint lookin too good, they do their normal banger but u can feel this somber tension between the two as if this is gonna b their last moments together

•curly is NOT talking about turning himself in at all, he’d rather kill someone else to NOT go actually, on top of that tims telling him to stay hidden, dallys tellin him to stay hidden, so thats how he knows hes GOTTA stay there

•NOW THE FIRE, just like dally, curly dont care that much bout those kids im ngl, but bc ponys running in there, now HE has to help, boooooo👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

•curly aint like johnny, hes grabbing those kids and pushing them out, whatever injuries they get outta that they gonna have to deal w later, its better than them being dead id think, when the church falls, honestly??? i think my main man curly gettin outta there in time, he lowkey DID push pony out the window cause he was taking too long and then jumped out bit aye, hes livin

•its either that or he risks it and takes the longer way out if like, the wood fell where the window was

•he aint livin without some injuries and scars tho, he did definitely break SOMETHING and got some burns on his hands and wherever else, but hes relatively fine, a part of the reason y is bc he wears a leather jacket, unlike johnny who wears a jean jacket, and jean jackets r more flammable, and as seen w pony, the leather jacket did help him a bit in that fire, he still is banged up tho

[tojikai]

Hihi! I loved the commission i got from you and im honestly holding myself back from getting more on what if’s😭😭

Im finally asking the questions i have, there’s so many so feel free not to answer 😭😭 my apologies

Im just curious to how these would’ve turned out/what would’ve happened

I might get a commission on these in the future shjsjs

- If toji came into the picture earlier, how would've he handle him and y/n being like how him and naomi are? (playing house with yui basically, yui calling him"papa", being overly affectionate with each other/rubbing it on his face, taking her to places without his permission, toji telling him how to parent, and wtv else they did Imfaoo) also her dealing with it like he did(always putting toji over him etcc)

- what if toji came in the same time as naomi like two weeks afterwards? 🙂‍↕️

- What if she took yui and disappeared like in the commission, after the whole big fight

- would gojo still choose naomi over y/n at the point of a month being since they separated/when y/n saw them

- what if y/n did/showed him what he wanted? When she saw him and naomi, (im finding it hard to word this) ig asked him “why” etcc, asked him why he would go back on his word and communicate with him as to why she pulled away from him/still is in a way instead of doing what she did and sucking it up?

HIII thanks so much to youu <3 im glad that you liked it, i was so worried😭anw lets answer them!!

i see satoru losing his mind over that. i feel like he'll be confronting yn over it. he wont handle it like yn handled him and naomi, nah he cant be that calm LMAO i have a feeling there will be punches thrown between toji and him (or get close to it hahaha) his reactions will certainly cause a fight between him and naomi lol i feel like he wont make it obvious at first, but it'll make him crack soon enough.

if toji came the same time as naomi oh, mess. that's it, a mess. it'll be like these two people (toji and naomi) are just getting caught between these lovers who' s desperate to prove to each other that they're fine being apart lmao

if yn disappeared after the big fight, satoru would've lost it. he'll be carrying all that guilt, and all his unsaid feelings for her. naomi will try to keep up w him, try to join his searches thinking it's only bc yn has yui but it'll only be a matter of time before she realize that satoru just can't let go of yn.

as for the fourth question if i understood correctly, i think satoru wouldn't choose naomi over yn but rather he'll be contemplating whether he wants to go back to his chaotic relationship with her or enjoy the peace that he's getting currently. i would say, it wouldn't be abrupt but, if within a month of his rs with naomi, yn comes and says she wants to try again, satoru would slowly make his way back to her, breaking it gently to naomi rather than just leaving her. (she was good to him, esp. during hard times and part of his feelings for her stems from that.)

if yn did that the moment she saw them together, then naomi can consider her and satoru done 😭 no matter how many stupid things satoru has said/done to yn, he's still a special kind of soft for her. he will drop anything if yn's life is on the line and that applies to any given point in time in their rs. it was, is and will remain unchanged.