#i cant stress that enough

[flouftie]

Dhmis fic authors who write mainly about the trafficlight trio: I miss you guys so much pls come home

[awakefor48hours]

I hate proshippers, all proshippers should be banned from posting on the internet. That's why I support people who will get rid of them. The world will be a lot better without proshippers. Wait, what do you mean I can't post my tododeku fic?

[bl4sphemy-archived]

I feel like sam has won like two grammies and other awards for his music...

[doccywhomst]

every clinic and hospital should have a specially-designated sillyman mcjester that keeps kids entertained and distracts them around needles/before surgery

[igothighonmedication]

So...I just finished reading "i fell in love with hope"

I- i dont rlly know what to say

It feels like someone took a bat and beat me up several times over...

Then loki showed up to gut me like a fish.

I feel so completely emotionally unstable right now.

Lancali is a genius. This book is a work of art dont read it if you are depressed.

Oh and the end word was just- it was amazingg the whole book is just a complete masterpiece

[dragons-socks]

bitches be shipping Roy Mustang and (Adult) Edward Elric trying to figure out why it just seems correct when its just the red and blue gays getting to you.

[giyyu]

PLEASE READ MASHLE. it is perfect balance of funny, ridiculous, serious, fighting, character development, friendship, fitness, creampuffs, and defying the odds !!! the character designs are so cool and each character has something different to offer. ugh i adore it sooo much. pls pls pls read it <3!!!

[lavendervirgos]

Slow thrusts with eye contact 🫠

[splankie]

is blowing up a volcano after ur first kiss couple goals

[wolfziedraws]

Good Gorgug Hunting

[corviiids]

(persona 5 / persona 5 royal spoilers below)

a random assortment of tweets that show up when i search "from:corviiid akechi"

bonus self awareness

[botanyshitposts]

ok this sounds insane but in 2018 i went to a few carnivorous plant talks at the botany conference in minnesota. i got caught up in conversation with one of the guys there who was a huge nepenthes guy who told me a story about another collector in the pacific northwest who'd been buying poached plants, like a huge amount, and eventually got staked out by the fish and wildlife service and arrested and had all his plants seized and went to prison for it. idk if i ever talked about this on this blog before-- i know i liveblogged a lot from that conference but cant remember what all i posted-- but ive avoided talking about it since then because i was never able to find like, news articles or anything covering it, but behold.... we now have proof it was real, and im like 80% sure this was this guy he was talking about. the raid happened in 2016 and they'd been staking them out since 2013. he had nearly 400 plants and had been sourcing many of them from poachers in indonesia and borneo.

remember folks: poaching happens with plants too! it's a huge problem not only in carnvirous plants (nepenthes especially, which this piece is dedicated to talking about) but also in native plant populations in the US, including native carnivorous plant populations (north and south carolina's venus fly traps, california's darlingtonia, and sarracenia from the east coast), native orchids (historically one of the most poached categories), desert plants/cacti/succulents, and slow-growing woody ornamentals (cycads, for example). never buy bare-root plants off ebay or facebook! your best bet is local nurseries (which usually purchase farm-raised plants that do well in a wide range of conditions, and as a result have a healthy population in the wild) or specialty greenhouses (more expensive, but at least in the case of carnivorous plants offer young plants bred from established adult plants in-house, raised in captivity).

[macksartblock]

they just keep kissing huh

[sylvies-casey]

i found so much comfort in this ship/character, like this whole day has been so fucking hard i truly dont know what to say

[thylacid]

honestly i think people who are confused by moon^2 just don't understand that this is completely serious. this isn't like jayfeather x stick where it was a fandom joke i actually want to see moonpaw fall in love with the moonpool and i want to see the two of them form a relationship where they become one in some horrifyingly beautiful way

[fortunelowtier]

Honestly the wildest thing abt the entire oceangate submarine disappearance is people saying they need to find the bodies so they can give the families closure

Need i remind you that Mythbusters tested almost this exact myth more than a decade ago, rapidly depressurizing a pressurized suit and seeing what happens (WARNING FAKE GORE BUT STILL GORY) and this test was done at 300ft (the sub likely imploded at around 7x this depth)

And so to the prospect of trying to find the bodies of these people, i raise a question: What bodies?

At the depth they were, an implosion means their bodies weren't just ripped apart, they all simultaneously exploded with the force of a grenade, turned into paste so fast that the human brain wouldnt even be able to process what was happening. One second they have a mild pain in their ears, something akin to a mild ear infection, and the next theyre a cloud of red mist at the bottom of the sea. the absolute most you'd find of what's left of their bodies is a mangled pile of a handful of bone shards, and even those would've likely been picked away by the local fauna by now