#i cant think of a good way to end this. so. whateva. fuck it we ball

[butchdykekondraki]

do you think eve knew abel would never live to be her age. do you think that, like mary, she was just a victim of fate. someone who, despite everything, could never have changed what happened. do you think when she looked into the eyes of her darling boy, they reflected her inside them. do you think either of them knew. do you think that mary knew, that when she held her baby in her arms, that he would die in them too. do you think that eve, too, clutched the carcass of her son in her arms. did she pray. did god listen. was god capable of listening. would god have listened. did she scream. did mary crumble over her son, agonized if not for herself than for him. did eve bury her face into her sons shoulder, staining herself with his blood. did mary do the same. did they know it was inevitable. would they have loved them all the same, knowing they would return to their arms in the worst ways. did eve know she would bury her son. did mary visit the crucifix after he'd bled out. did eve plant lilies above abel's grave. did mary make his favourite dish for supper. did they know. could they have known. do you think that, despite it all, the only thing they could've done was love them wholly. do you think abel and christ had their mothers smiles.

[staylavendertea]

music, ya know

this is a complete impulse of lying in bed middle of the night thoughts that i don’t even know if anyone’s gonna see that have been stemmed off the experiences of the past couple days, topic of 1:41 am mind boggle:

music and it’s aesthetic and importance in literal every sense cause it’s just that important to me

first experience of realizing this, i’ve always loved film scores and listening to music and the orchestral pieces from movies and shows, but it really seemed to hit me recently, like the fact that this week’s new LOKI episode, no spoilers, has the most badass score and a badass scene with such a perfect mix and musical atmosphere. i literally had one of my best friends over, who has a very small interest in comics, cinema, marvel in general, especially a show about a norse comic god that they know nothing about, and whilst they sat there for my own regard, watching the show like a normal human being would, i sat there clinching their hand, watching in awe as our music is louder than actors talking tv speakers spurted out the most spine tightening world building story and just wandered “jesus that was good” and whilst i will always think about the superior acting, cgi, the amount of different people that just went into those few scenes and like what was physical set and what was computer image and what the hell did i just watch that has my brain running olympic marathon circles right now?

the thought that said brain kept going back to was that fucking score. it was literally tearing apart of every corner of my head and why was it doing that?

second experience, another marvel one, but i digress. black widow (no spoilers i promise), thursday night, movie theater for the first time in i can’t even remember how long now and we set through so many previews just for fucking boss baby to start playing and the reaction of the theater to make me burst out laughing.

however whatever works in that little projection box, gets fixed and the movie is pushed to just a little before it starts, a nice small pepsi ad, the regal rollercoaster intro (if you go to regal movie theaters ya know what i’m talking about), and then i hear it - the marvel studios logo - something so musically engraved into my head that my ass that can’t sing for anything, can harmonize with the sound and makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up around movie theater surround sound. but i can’t think of that now, i’m here to watch black widow, a movie on hiatus with the rest of the world for so long now, a character i didn’t know much about it or truly, didn’t have the most connection with in the first place. yet through that one movie, i seemed to build one of those.

ofc though scarlett johansson’s beautiful acting and world building, but it isn’t until the end of the movie that i even realize why. it was the fucking score again. when i think about it, the beginning of the movie felt like all of black widows scenes in the avengers movies for me, kinda just, there. not really emotionally tugging, not bad ofc either, but just, there. in the present, watching something cool in motion. but then it hits, what i can only describe as a theme that somehow tells the entire black widow movie in one singular composition. something so badass, story telling, but also just singularly black widow-esk. i can tell you that i walked out the movie theater rambling about the composition and looking up composers.

third experience, the most recent as it was literally like 20 minutes ago and sprung one train rail of a thought process that immediately tugged me into typing this brain vomit into a tumblr post. i have playlists. for everything. and when i say everything, i fucking mean everything. i’m a writer and a reader, i have playlists mostly for the young avengers, my most utter comfort characters, and their stories i’m writing. i also have playlists/genre/specific song for about every book i read.

when i read red white and royal blue when that came out, i noticed i listened to one of the drunks by panic at the disco the entirety of the ending of the book and the words and music fit together like puzzle pieces, not only did it make the reading experience better, but i was so fucking emerged in my over hyper-imagitive brain that when i finally actually finished the book, i still never left. rewind present day to the beginning of this past june, one last stop comes out, ofc i get it the day it comes out with my anticipation building like wildfire. i start reading that night and i put on my recents on my liked songs playlist (true to true spotify user) and i slowly over the next day as i read and finish the book, windle down to the genre, then the band, to the album, to the exact song that feels like the carbon copy of the words i’m reading. that song was only ones who know by the arctic monkeys. now go back to this past week, anyone who reads the carry on series knows, anyway the wind blows came out this past tuesday. i waited till wednesday to buy the ✨pretty special addition barnes and nobles copy✨ so that the dear friend that indulged me by watching loki that same day could buy it at the same time and make a cute book date or whateva. i started reading that night and something just felt ,,, off. i didn’t know what it was, but i was living off the pure joy that simon and co give me so i ignored the feeling. until i realized why it felt off this morning. i wasn’t listening to any fucking music, literally nothing, not even queen. motherfucking. queen.

i looked for the snowbaz playlist i made when i read carry on for the first time back in 2016/2017 when i was still a freshman in high school just to remember i deleted that literally forever ago. so i made a new one. like an hour and a half ago. very inspired on how i made the playlists for the young avengers and all their stories. letting the music talk.

the fact that all these rambling thoughts have led to this conclusion makes my head hurt, but for me at least in my own experiences. music talks. a two way conversation. a radio broadcast, turning the peg until you match the same frequency thats being put out and you can hear it and understand it. it’s like when you see comedians on stages or actors on panels, they talk, you have reactions, you talk back, and so forth the loop continues until the last voice, last note, rings out. music and songs and orchestral pieces and bands and composers and lyric writers are telling you the stories in reverse. they don’t know their doing it, obviously they meant something entirely different in their creations, but it’s like literature and any work of words and storytelling. interpretation. to me, the notes, pianos, violins, guitars, drums, singers, cellos, and anything that can make sound you can think of, is telling you something. whispering in your ear as you watch or read. facial features, emotions the characters dont say out loud, outfits, they way their standing or talking or moving or interacting with anything and everything.

when i just made that carry on playlist, i played it, decided to try read some good almost 2 am fan fic as you do, my hanging on by a thread sleep brain telling me words aren’t recognizable right now, and tighten myself into a blanket to see if i can sleep at all. the playlist still plays and my never shuts up head thinks it’s own daydreams, stresses out about anything it can, that is until the song plays. the one that just speaks the carry on trilogy language. the one that i found whilst i was reading wayward son and then would play whenever i re read carry on. the one that started this whole way too long ass post in the first place. cant be alone tonight by atlas. i heard just the first sound and i saw them, as if i were in the same room, like i never even put the book down in the first damn place because i’m actually terrified of finishing it. i could see simon in his oversized hoodies, baz in an outfit that was way too good just to be sitting inside, agatha looking as pleasantly pretty as ever, penelope poking fun at shepherd, and shepherd poking fun right back; bickering, laughing, saying the dialogues i try to remember so i can write them later, existing.

in a way music doesn’t just talk, but it lives. it lives and breaths. a three way conversation you could say. characters, stories, plot, and settings talk to the music, then the music delivers us listeners the message, so that we can send one back. this literally took me over an hour to write and i should point the important note that i do have synesthesia where colors and sounds and colors and words do the association so this entire thing might be me being entirely biased, but alas, i love sound so much and if there is anyone else that feels the same ways as i do as just a simple good film score and song makes anything ten times better, feel free to talk, i will totally be awkward, but i need some music freaks like myself around so feel free to hit me up, also if you love movies and cinema also feel free to hit me up as i need movie buddies and now it’s 3 am and i will be going to bed - peace out 🛸

[survivormetaverse]

Episode 1 - "I know the game will pick up eventually" ~Shaad

chile lemme not get thrown out for making all these stan twitter bitch references I'M LICHERALLY HARMLESS I DON'T MEAN MOST OF WHAT I SAY DKJFHASJKLDG

~

ngl tho i'm kinda shitting myself over these challenges bc i don't wanna get tossed on the first round JKAHFSJKDGHJ my ant eye et tea is through the ROOF

~

oh girl, first impressions? ngl, the gays and girls here seem quite lovely, hopefully they won't have to carry me the entire time LMAO

Okay like the only person I like/talked to is Jodi but she seems like a smart cookie so ima sleep with one eye open. But idk I'm ready to put on my fake ass smile and my fake ass kind words and get through this part. It's interesting with 6 people per tribe like if we lose I don't have that solid "core" yet but theres a chance that it would be me, jodi, amy because we were the first three on and active so idk. the immunity challenge is cool, the hunt challenge is cool too. im not good at timed puzzles, so I don't think I'm gonna go for it but a part of me feels like everyone across the tribes isnt gonna do it becsuse theyre scared so thats a good opportunity to sneak in and play with less people against me? idk idk idk ahhh

🎶Oh my god we're back again🎶 Hey peeps!! :DDD Here I am againnnn, how fun! Tbh I forgot this was today lowkey and Dylan reminded me and I was like oop 😳 also I am so sorry to everyone that I cannot help but sprinkle the fact that we are now dating in all of my first convos bc IM VERY GAY apologies✨ for how often I'm mentioning it I mean 😂 My tribemates seems so cool, Jennifer and Babs are newbies but seem up to the challenge, Jay A and Colin already giving off immaculate vibes✨ Me and Dyl are hosting Ingary in a month and I do have like work and everything so I don't know exaclty how active I'll be in this game/ how far I'll make it but we'll see won't we!!

not me being a leader of whateva

~

it's the lack of reading comprehension for me (that was shade directed towards myself)

In the fools tribe !!! Moth is in my tribe which is good because we have played together before. The immunity challenge is divide and conquer! So I believe I will be doing the endurance one. I think I’ll be okay... and the hunt announcement is a good twist !!! I’m not sure if I’ll participate in the first one.. but I’ll probably change my mind. ANYWAYS, I’m ready to kick some ass 

Hey guys it's me Brayden and I am so here. I'm so excited to be playing again and stuff and I have already predicted the future that I'll be the winner. Anyways I was at an award ceremony for like the first 3 hours of the game which is kind of scary bc I feel like I missed alot but I'm trying to talk to people and stuff and see what's going on. I've briefly talked to Jodi, Amy, and Ginnifer (who is so hard to talk to btw I like send her messages trying to start a real conversation and she will just respond being like same or something). Anyways the other 2 people on my tribe are offline rn so ig I missed my chance to talk to them tonight so I'll do that tomorrow. Anyways I signed up to do counting and I'm so excited bc I literally KILLED the counting challenge on Kyoshi Islands so I'm so excited to hopefully kill it again. I also decided to play the hunt challenge even though I only have 3 chances bc I'm hoping alot of people will be scared to use one of their three chances to play in the first round and I can have a better chance of winning it. But I think I'm bad at puzzles. I didn't think it through that hard I think I got excited to play a challenge but whatever I'll probably win the advantage then in a few weeks win the whole game anyways see u later.

SO its the morning after the premiere!! Everyone's settled in!! and I kinda don't know how to feel?? Overall the premiere was kinda quiet, nothing happened worth noting tbh. Everyone on the tribe showed up, so thats good, but i think we're all just feeling each other out at the moment as for the people on my tribe! everyone seems chill but also i can't put my finger on it but SOMEHOW this tribe radiates chaotic energy. I don't know HOW or WHY but I just know it DOES. The way we're interacting in the tribe chat it seems like there's a very wide range of personalities and vibes. They're either gonna complement each other or clash, and I guess we're just gonna have to wait to find out which one!!! here are my quick night 1 first impressions that no one asked for :) Anastasia - she showed up kinda late bc she had life happening, understandable. BUT she kinda just jumped right in and started vibing with everyone!! so I think she's gonna be a strong social player. I talked to her and she seems really funny, I think I might really get close with her if I'm able to talk to her more Babs - IF our tribe does end up being chaotic, it's going to be because of Babs. They're definitely the most talkative and prominent person on the tribe, but I think they might come off as messy to others. they're really funny though!! so again I can see myself wanting to work with them if I can get to know them more. They are the biggest question mark on the tribe for me currently Elle - AH. I LOVE THEM ALREADY. Within minutes of us talking they mentioned Dylan and then I found out that they're DATING and I was SCREECHING. cutest shit i've ever heard. I'm so excited to meet and play with them. Dylan is one of my fave people in the org community so ofc I wanna get to know Elle and connect with them as well!! Jay - I think Jay seems like just a very genuine open person?? Like we talked for quite a while yesterday just about games and he was asking me questions about my experience with them and all that. idk if it's because he sees me as a threat or if its because he just actually wanted to get to know me. He lowkey gives me heterosexual vibes and idk if thats true or not but idk how to bring it up. but I def wanna keep talking to him and getting to know him!! I think he might be someone I can form a genuine friendship with Jennifer - kinda have no opinion so far. I think shes the quietest on the tribe. at least for me I didn't get the chance to hear from her much. kinda gives catfish vibes. kinda gives early boot vibes. idk. we'll see what happens!

Not too much yet tbh. Just finding my footing. People are loving my energy so hopefully they’ll keep me around

So i realized Amy is runner up from the season before mine in another org and so we connected over that... of course we are not going to tell anyone else but we did have that going for us to get started. brayden is only 16 but he told me he loves magic and wanted to learn more about it so i told him id teach him some stuff! dennis and i called and connected well BUT hes kinda playing SUPER hard and wanting to throw challenges already to vote people out.. this has never worked out for anybody!! josh is cool, he works at a grocery store so he's gonna kill the "b" challenge. ginnifer has been the most MIA but i have faith that we'll work together well for the popularity contest. yall know i cant play the reverse flirt game i so badly want to coin, but i do have romance tea for yall tomorrow. stay tuned........

Jay and I talked last night so i guess we're best friends. We decided to make an alliance and try to get Elle in it. But everyone has been pretty inactive besides Jay and Collin. I've only slightly talked to Jessica this whole game and Babs hasn't even said one thing to me and I texted them hi. And apperently Babs has left Jay on opened too so they might just suck at talking right now. Hopefully Babs will talk to me they seem so funny and cool D:

I won endurance 👑!!!! Hopefully the fools tribe wins this!!!! I played against Jennifer and Dennis. I could see myself playing with Dennis down the line if we merge. I haven’t talked to anyone but Moth. So I messaged my whole tribe Introducing myself. Hopefully things work out for me! 

Thoughts after the first 24hrs: https://youtu.be/I62bDSzgf68

You hear something ??? Same. Why is my tribe so quiet 😂😂😂😂 I’m trying to read off the vibes but I see nothing. 

I really love my tribe and the fact that they don’t know I played last season is a good strategy to play on my end

tbh i wish we lost i wanted to go to tribal and vote one of these people out :(

Welp we got second place in the first challenge :| which isn't bad!! But it's not first place 😂😂. But I had a fun day taking pictures so whateverssss. I said I would be chaotic in this game but the opportunity hasn't presented itself yet... Guess we'll have to wait and see✨

I think at this point, my team is shady and won't say anything to me so I am nervous.

The challenges were way harder than I thought. I didn't do well at all and let my tribe down. I feel like I will be the first to get voted out if we have a tribal hearing.

We lost yay. I had a feeling. Hopefully the tribe will keep me around for now since I won endurance.... lhsisowjshwowpwpwheowowhfiwpqpqpjw. Jared thinks we can vote Bri out. Which I’m fine with, I haven’t really talked to her at all. Jared and I are going to message the others and see where everyone’s head is at. Honestly I don’t care who goes home as long as I’m safe. Everyone is quiet which is so annoying. Blahhhhhhhhhh 

Well it’s my 3rd time playing and it’s not off to the best start, no one seems to be talking to anyone. And we lost meaning we are going to tribal council. So fuck- I have no idea what about to happen. I’m just hoping it’s not me or Jess

if i must confess, my strategy is to have a 4-3-2 alliance. i need a 4 to have a majority, but i dont have a 4 yet. within the 4, theres a three person alliance w me jodi and amy, but within that three i believe that the core 2 is myself and jodi. i really dont care who the 4th is. i like having jodi and amy as an alliance because theyre both doing wayy too much which is great for me :) i dont think any of these people have idols but who knows. i would love to throw the next immunity i wanna go to tribal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like we’ve got something good. We’ve got an alliance that’s set to (hopefully) vote out bri due to inactivity. Let’s just pray it works

~

Trying to talk in this tribe is so difficult In both my other seasons I was pretty quiet all the time It is like that x10000 I was hoping to stay under the radar but that doesn’t work if no one talks at all I suppose it depends on if I’m being played or if everyone just doesn’t talk. I think there’s a plan. Let’s hope it goes well 

OKAY SO. Moth, Jared and I have a little alliance going on. We are set on voting out Bri. I just talked to Danny and Shaad and they are down with voting Bri out. I have high hopes that I’ll be safe at tribal. 

Better communication.. in sticking with that fact, our communication in my team could be better and we need to put more effort into what we do, I believe in us!

https://youtu.be/595h7hmL6VY

The start to this game has been a freaking snails pace...it’s unbelievable to me that these people do not want to talk that much, especially when it’s a tribe of 6. Colin and I talk the most, I’ve gotten a decent amount out of Anastasia, and to me it feels like those 2 wants to work with me and I am fine with working with them. Usually in a larger group you want to figure out who you can work with long term and use the first few tribals to establish trust, I may throw that out the window since there’s only 5 other people on this tribe. My strategy needs to be who the hell can get me past these first few votes before a swap happens, and I feel like I can rely on Colin and Anastasia for that. I’d like to pull in Elle, because she’s the one who’s talked to me the most out of her, Babs, and Jennifer. Everyone seems nice, but it would be lovely if people would be more active. 

I’m enjoying the fact our tribe won the first challenge everyone is very nice I love it :)

This round has been pretty smooth sailing. I know the game will pick up eventually but for now, we are just going with the flow as a tribe

https://youtu.be/UZVzZ6d6GRU

~

ok so apparently ginnifer isn't famous. she's just a bit quiet and mysterious. ok with me, just gonna take a while because I'm a loud and outspoken person (and player). amy, dennis and I have an alliance called "fang gang" (it's really just 3 emojis of vampires) and we're going to run the premerge hopefully. I do like brayden a lot, and maybe I'll propose a 3 with him, amy and myself to have a solid 4 control the votes until a swap. round 1 not bad so far!

~~~

Edgics:

Power Rankings:

Phantom

Jodi: I believe Jodi is thriving on this tribe. She is very obviously a social player who picks up on the littlest details. I’m sure she can sniff out a plot if it comes down to it. However, Jodi is the plot. She is the leader of her tribe and is easily the most active person in the game at the moment. So long as she keeps a smile on her face and doesn’t overextend to do something messy, she will find that she will make it safely to merge. Allying with Amy could be dangerous however since Amy has stated she needs to be voted out before a certain date. This means that Jodi needs to socialize with other members of her tribe and get new allies before hers will inevitably be voted out of the game.

Amy: Even though she wants to get voted out, Amy has set herself up perfectly at Jodi’s side. She can take the heat off of herself using Jodi and is able to hide better than others. As always, her UTR game has come out to shine. She hasn’t had anyone call her out and even though Jodi has seen her play she is still able to gain her trust.

Josh: Doing so well in the challenge has earned Josh’s place here. He makes his worth known early and has a great personality as well. This makes him very safe for any early tribal councils as no one is going to want to take him out; they want him on their side. Similar to Amy, he just seems to be using an under the radar social game which he is executing well at the present moment. And, as the star of the challenge, he makes himself safe for future tribals before the swap. However, I do fear that this early impression of competition prowess will come back to haunt him if he makes it to the merge.

Dennis: I would put Dennis higher, but Jodi, his ally, already is suspicious of him. She seems to think of him as a bit of a sneak and, as the tribe leader, her opinions matter the most. It is good that he is able to be Jodi’s ally so she might stray away from voting him out. However, his desire to go to tribal and play the game so early may bite him in the butt later down the line. I can definitely see him being called out for trying to play too hard too fast. At the moment, he remains high because he seems to be decently social and no one except Jodi has sniffed him out.

Brayden: There’s not much to say on Brayden’s game. He doesn’t seem to have any allies, his challenge performance wasn’t as good as others on his tribe, and he is not in any alliances yet. This spells disaster for Brayden if his tribe goes to consecutive tribal councils. Additionally, even though he was one of the few to play in the Hunt, he didn’t win and wasn’t even close to doing so. He even gave up part way through to do the immunity challenge. I would be saving them if I were Brayden, but hindsight is 20/20. If Brayden can squeeze into being the fourth of the Jodi, Amy, Dennis alliance instead of Josh then maybe his game forecast will be better.

Ginnifer: The thing that lands Ginnifer on the bottom is that she said that her tribe could vote her out if they lost the challenge. This primes people to already be willing to get rid of her in this game. Additionally, some people have expressed difficulty with talking to Ginny such as Jodi and Amy. The former still wants to give Ginny a try at being an ally while the latter was ready to vote her out if necessary. Ginny just needs to pick up social steam and outperform in the next comp if she’s going to have longevity in this game.

Fools

Jessica: In lieu of a clear leader, Jessica has stepped up as she started the first alliance on her tribe with Moth and Jared. No doubt, Jessica’s prior relationship with Moth helped facilitate. Additionally, this seems to paint them as the “active” members of this not active tribe. Therefore, it will be very easy for Jessica to dictate votes without getting labelled as a threat since her tribe is not active enough to do so. I can definitely see her leaning on Moth as a crutch, but for now she is the topdog of her tribe. Especially so since she was the only member of her tribe to win a challenge in Divide and Conquer.

Moth: As Jessica’s right-hand person, Moth is a secure spot. It also helped that they have played this game before and is on a not active tribe. This vibes well with Moth’s gameplay style since they aren’t a social powerhouse like Jodi or Colin. Instead, she keeps it more lowkey which makes this tribe in particular a great tribe for her to thrive in.

Jared: While he hasn’t provided a confessional yet, it’s clear he’s positioned himself well with Moth and Jessica. As the topdogs of the tribe, they are key people to get in with. Besides that, he seems to be a little more active than some others, but there’s not much else to say as of right now.

Danny/Shaad: Him and Shaad can trade spots on this ranking because they are playing similar games at the moment. They are both quiet and inactive, yet are not part of the core alliance of this tribe. This could spell danger for them in upcoming tribal councils if they don’t start working on people now. They seem to be safe for now based solely on Bri’s inactivity, but, otherwise, they need to pick up their socio-strategic game before it is too late.

Bri: She seems to be the most likely person to get voted out. She was not online at all for the first two days of the game and has since remained inactive. She is easy pickings for the top 3 of this tribe which really hurts my heart. I know her in real life and she is very sociable and easy to get along with. I have no doubt that in a real life game of Survivor or Big Brother, she would kill the social game.

S.E.E.S.

Colin: Similar to Jodi, Colin is the most social person on his tribe at the moment. However, unlike Jodi, he has not taken a leader position which works to his benefit. Despite being social, Colin has been able to slip under the radar of most people with a lot of them wanting to work with him. Colin is easily going to survive until the swap, but I will caution him from getting too many allies too quickly. This tribe in particular has a wildcard willing to blow things like that up so he needs to be careful.

Elle: Similar to her previous games, Elle plays an extraordinary social game and becomes very well-liked very easily. They have no problem fitting into any situation and I foresee them making it far if they gain the right allies. What puts her at number 2 as opposed to number 1 is that she hasn’t made any strategic comments yet. Instead, she is focusing on a social game which is not a bad thing. Colin has just shown more of his gameplay in these rounds.

Anastasia: Anastasia, despite being late to the premiere, has been able to socialize with key people such as Colin and Jay. Her prior connection with Elle has also sparked an interest in Colin in working with the two of them as an alliance. Overall, her and Elle sort of share the 2 and 3 spot since they are both well-liked, did well in the challenge, and are prime allies for Colin whose word will feel like law if this tribe ever goes to tribal.

Jay: Jay is neither here nor there. He isn’t in the bottom, but he is not calling the shots either. It is good that Colin wants him as his number 1 and that Anastasia likes him. Out of the three outside of this potential Elle, Colin, Anastasia alliance, he seems like he will be most likely to be saved until a swap occurs. His calls with people have certainly been helping with that as people are able to bond more with him through there. His activity could use work, but he doesn’t need to be active if he’s liked.

Babs: With another Jodi comparison, Babs has taken the leadership position of their tribe. However, they are not as social and, in fact, considered a big threat since they are so willing to talk freely and openly in the tribe chat. Their gameplay is going to be Messy, and people have already pointed that out, making them a clear target if this tribe goes to tribal council. Despite that, they aren’t at the bottom since some people, like Colin, have expressed interest in working with that kind of player as a sort of shield. If Babs were to tone it down and be more social with people (another problem with their game), they may be able to crawl up these rankings.

Jennifer: Sadly I have to put another phonetic Jennifer at the bottom. She did the worst in the challenge across her tribe and isn’t active either. For this round, it seems she would be the easy vote if this tribe had gone to tribal. She needs to start being more social and be more of a presence in people’s minds.

[diangeloyoyok]

my review on pjo movies

first up with have The Lighting Thief obviously

 Poseidon’s entrance lowkey kinda fire but high key weird

‘it’s been many years’ didn’t y’all just have that winter solstice party together ???

‘if your son if the thief i will send him to the pits of tartarus’ ouch that hurt ngl

logan lerman 🥺

he would’ve been such a good percy if they did the movies when he was younger IDC IDC IDC

i stan black grover and just grover overall

i wish we got to see my bitch nancy

sally and percy sallY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY

gabe to me is just *hmm* perfect in this movie, he’s not as mean in the movies but he’s still an asshole ehehehe

i love Chiron actor i think it’s very accurate

also wtf chiron is bros with the big three lols 😹

y’all know jenna davis?- that’s who the girl who plays ms dodd’s looks like

so they just gonna ignore him and tak ab him while he’s RIGJT. THERE.

‘This is a pen. This is a pen.’

‘Are you guys crazy? This is a pen man!’

the scene with gabe makes me uncomfy bc percy says in the book gabe never hits percy in front of sally but ok 😗✌️

leaving percy was the *mOST* difficult thing poseidon *the GOD of water* has ever done wow percy is that cool

‘You’re half donkey?!”

i am da wittlest minotaur 😳✨🙈

such a subtle entrance to the camp love it

why y’all give percy the pen before he supposed to be a badass and rip the horn off wjth his hands but ig

wait so in this dumbass movie percy doesn’t even do anything to get the horn goodbye

i’m still very pissed that they took the scene of annabeth sayjng ‘you drool when you sleep’ but it’s fine i’m NOT fine

why is no one wearing camp shirts 🤬

they may be wrong but i didnt know it was ‘brUnner’ not ‘brUNner’

it’s kinda cute how when percy first sees annabeth he’s like ‘ooouuu who’s that name now 😌😏”

brown haired blue eyed looking ass BITCH

‘A real horses ass’ laughed a LITTLE

so the poseidon cabin is just *THAT* open poor percy no privacy

oh wait wth they already know his daddy poseidon 🤨

like everyone just knew ????

when did percy get new clothes the fuck

why did everyone laugh and shake their heads when chiron introduced percy what whores

omg luke 🥺

i know everyone knows this but it’s *SOOOOOOOOO* unrealistic annabeth and luke aren’t on the same team. like i’m pretty sure in the first book annabeth said they had a permanent allies type thing with the hermes cabin

‘that’s a sword! that’s a sword’ aw baby luke why’d you have to be evil 🙁🤚

where the FUCK did that bitch tryna be annabae come from

she realky said ‘i love trees🌲☺️❤️’

why does annabeth act like clarisse during capture the flag

also the fuCK WHERE MY BABY CLARISSE

why are there like actual 30 yr olds at camp

luke was so excited when he saw percy get up he said ‘omg no way✨’

so suddenly percy just knows sword play 😀

and deFEATS ANNABETH WE ALL KNOW HE CANT EVEN DO THAT NOW

y’all red heads a bunch of babies

i already know it’s coming

shit no

i hate it

i hate it so much

already ew’d out

‘i definitely have strong feelings for you, i just haven’t decided if they’re positive or negative yet.’

‘well you let me know when you figure it out’

‘you’ll be the first’

why they just drinking nectar for fun?? like bruh you tryna die or sum

after that i can’t watch anymore tonight

it’s been like 3 weeks but let’s not talk about that

i’m not even gonna comment on the campfire scene anymore my god

i like how in movies everyone is like “omg the underworld so scary percy you can’t go that’s so dangerous you will DIE”

and in the books they’re like “yeah it’s dangerous but whateva you 12 yr olds have fun down there bring me a souvenir!!”

why does luke have?? video?? games?? in?? his?? cabin??

WAIT LIKE A WHOLE ASS TECHNOLOGY SETUP WHAT

why is luke the only one in his cabin like where’s the stolls and chris 😳

you mean to tell me luke broke into hermes house just for like funzies and to steal shit?

sounds like travis and connor but ok✨

what the fuck even is the whole pearl plot

i don’t even wanna talk about the medusa scene

percy has an ipod 🤡

“i’ve only been in the outside world a few times” did you fucking practice driving those few times or WHAT

if percy could actually heal people with water wowie imagine how useful

why did percy bring swimming trunks on a quest

can this brown haired bitch shut up already

sally never took gabes last name excuse you 🤣

ofc it’s fucking fox news giving us that bullshit info on sally

they in nashville wee-doggie 🤠

‘hey it’s your mom’ obviously dumbass she has eyes

so they hid in the potty room for like 5 hours? huh

yeah let’s jus facetime lukey real quick 🥰

silly boy percy

“how flipping awesome was that”

does percy even know he can bend water in the first book

that’s gonna be an unexplainable statue for the workers tmrw

lotus hotel baby

the only reason this movie is watchable

vegas be lookin kinda fresh i wannna go

i wanna stay at the lotus hotel this place looks sick asf

lotus flower treats yummy yum

here comes gaga 😮

why they laugjing so much

wonder if nico likes gaga

imagine like 10 yr old nico just straight vibing there

grover pulling out the dance movies yessir 🤩

“no❤️ percy don’t eat the flower”

why didn’t percy just like grab the flowers and throw them

OOOO KESHA WE LOVE TO SEE IT

TIKTOK ON THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY DONT STOP NOW WOAHWOAHWOAH

i’m bored ✨

ooo skeletons

charon my queen 👑🥳

“we drowned in a bathtub, all three of us” 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

i wish that was in the movie

i wish a lot of things were in the movie hit that is high

we’re in the same boat in the very same boat

how do you get seasick in an elevator- BOAT?

the way to the underworld is over the styx it’s a river

i know, you show off chicks

sexist much? go make a splash

i’ll splash you

it’s like watching titian’s clash, they’ll kill each other it they’ll kiss if we’re lucky they’ll end up in an abyss

um

anyways✨

hades do be looking kinda cool tho

that’s a cool ring you got there hades

omg mommy sally 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

how did percy not notice the lightening bolt in the damn shield befORE???

“it’s luke shield he betrayed us”

damn she switched sides real fast

this phoney bitch why does she want power and a war sis go plant shit

i refuse to believe hades is abusive sorry sis you ain’t fooling me

god where’s Juniper when you need her

so no fight between percy and aries 🤡

instead we have lukey pukey

omh he’s the lightening thief i did not see that coming ong 😳

^^ me on twitter after it’s revealed on the percy jackson tv show

can this luke character chile

percy pulled a harry styles and said “i’m falling” 😔

i’m thE SON OF POSEIDON I NEVER ASKED TO BE BUT IM THE SON OF POSEIDON

“yeah, i think i am the son of poseidon”

okay 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

omG i goT bUtTerFliEs

how does s-dog jusy know how to get to olympus did y’all get freaky up there or

that’s actually kinda how i imagine olympus looking so

i guess

good job

maybe

what is this ant man why they so small

“i have no connection to poseidon”

p-dog looked kinda hurted 😳

as if zeus would ever compliment percy

has athena ever told annabeth *or any of her kids* i’m proud of you

“i need to speak with him” “just this once”

yet we got poseidon showing up once in awhile just to say hi

7 months? 😀

percy was 7 months old?

now i don’t remember much but i don’t think it was that long luv ❤️

“always”

i thought i was watching percy jackson not harry potter tf is up

sally and percy have my whole heart

g-man got his horns

chiron 🥺✨

missed my main hoe 😍

why are there so many fucking campers

there’s like 500

let’s take a chill pill shall we

annabeth and percy look like siblings in this

 incest 😳

they bouta fiGHTshe better have won

k well that’s it thank the gods 😘

i’ll be back in like 4 months to review sea of monsters i need a break of bullshit

OH ITS NOT OVER

it’s gabe

he pulled a demi

stone cold

stone cold

everyone will be happier without him

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

MEAT EPILOGUE 7

7

Tha box'n B-to-tha-izzell be go'n off like it’s slappin' a fit. Dirk has ta stick a finga 'n one ear ta hear what Roze be say'n ova tha cacophonizzle of bizzoos n buckets bein lobbed towizzle shot calla stage. He consida it all prizzle fuck'n annoying, so he flips off tha crizzowd n jumps tha ropes. Alwizzles a good idea to abscond from tha stadium before tha customary show-end riot hits full sippin'.

Tha last stand'n robot sizzy up Jakizzles uncizzles body n cradles hizzay to its chizzest before blast'n off thrizzle tha rizzoof. They call me tha president.

On tha otha end of tha phone, Roze lizzy him know what’s up.

ROZE: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. It’s not so much “what be up” as “W-H-A-to-tha-izzat be down,” tha answa ta whizzay be, proverbially: Me.

R-TO-THA-IZZOSE: I M-to-tha-izzean that both physically n philosophically by tha way.

DIZNIRK: You’re diznown philosophically?

ROZE: Yes.

DIRK: Drop it like its hot. I’m not sure what that actually means spittin' that real shit.

ROZE: What doesn’t it miznean, Dizzay.

DIZNIRK: Glad ta see that mah genetic predisposition fo` melodrama be stizzay alizzle n well 'n mah slime-prizzle evizzle afta all theze years.

ROZE: Pleaze dizzle interrupt. Dis be important, n I’ll nee' all tha enizzle I cizzy spizzare ta sustizzle even a heavily monologic transmission of tha relizzle facts.

D-TO-THA-IZZIRK: I sizzle. Forgive mah brief, casual intizzle into tha conversatizzle you initiatizzle. Pleaze continue.

ROZE: Thank yizzou.

ROZE: Anyway, tha matta at hand be mah “conditizzle,” wit which you’re already familiar.

ROSE: I’ve struggled ta devize tha rizzight way of tellizzle yizzou witout cizzle undue alarm, which would unquestionably trigga tha steppin' tendency of yours ta “solve tha problem” fo` me, which be not tha kind of circumstance mah constitution can withstizzle theze dizzy.

ROZE: I can barely lift a wrizzist to mah foreheezee ta telegraph mah infirmitizzle, of liznate. Yo' bullshit is precisely tha thousizzle featha that cizzle knock me clean through mah apartment’s plate gliznass window.

DIRK: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Dis is troubl'n ta hear, of courze. I'm a fuckin 2-time felon. But rest assured, I’m tak'n solace 'n tha fact thizzle yo' infirmity doesn’t seem ta have spread ta yo' vocal cords yet. Throw yo guns in the fuckin air.

ROZE: See, Dizzy? Dis be exactly tha shit I don’t nee' frizzle you on dis day cuz its a pimp thang.

DIRK: Sorry.

ROZE: Tha bottom lizzle be dis.

ROSE: I be ascend'n, n it be terrible.

Roze adjizzles ha posizzle on tha couch wit tha body langizzle of one 'bout ta dizzy into tha latest gossip 'bout a mutual. Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. Tha mutizzle 'n dis caze: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. ha tortured pizzy.

ROZE: Years of refin'n my Sea of Light hizzle curze' me wit what be stylin' nizzear infinite prescience. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. Dwelling 'n dis idyllizzle post-canon realm hiznas wiznorn down tha hustla mah primary consciousness from the memories n experiences of all mah doomed alternate selves, which wiznere forgotten n discarded ova tha dizzay courze of our journey.

RIZZLE: Aint no stoppin' this shit. As I approach tha realization of mah Ultimate Sizzy, I cannizzle stizzle tha extant knowledge friznom dippin' 'n. I be plagued by nizzle constant visions frizzom tha less fortunate versions of M-Y-S-to-tha-izzelf, as well as a mackin' view of tha metatizzle nature of our exizzle.

ROZE: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Diznay by dizzle I git closa ta comprehend'n tha full picture of tha narrative.

ROZE but don't give a fuck: Drug deala, I am still trapped 'n dis limited body n shit. T-H-to-tha-izzere be only so much sizzy that mah very finite synapzes ciznan takes.

ROZE: It drains all of mah energy ta kizzeep mah consciousness focuze' on relevant events, but even then I be los'n mah ability to discern what be n be not canonizzle relevant, lizzay alone what is also T-R-to-tha-izzue or essential.

ROZE: And all of dis be making me incredibly fuck'n sick.

DIZZAY ridin' in mah double R: Oh. Be that all yeah yeah baby?

ROZE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. ...

DIRK: Well, 'n tha spirit of F-to-tha-izzull disclosure,

DIZNIRK: Sizzle. Listen to how a fucker flow shit.

Roze be silent on tha line fo` a fiznew moments. Dirk can hear hizzay laborizzle ha breath'n be, how thin it be. Shizzay snorts out a quick, humorless laugh. Hollaz to the East Side.

ROZE fo my bling bling: Really?

ROZE: T-H-to-tha-izzat’s the hottest takes you can manage?

DIRK with the S-N-double-O-P: Of courze not so you betta run. They haven’t built tha vessel yet thizzat cizzay witstand tha temperatures of atmosphizzle entry into one of mah takes, let alizzle tha hizzle.

DIRK so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: It wasn’t a takes. It was an empathetic admission towizzle my pitiable, similarly omniscience-stricken blingin'.

DIZZY: We be chillin' from tha same condizzle, Roze.

Sizzy allows several rare conversational beats to pass 'n silizzle between them, ta process tha admissizzle.

ROZE: We be hittin that booty?

DIRK: Sure ya dig?

ROZE so show some love! It D-to-tha-izzoesn’t sound ta me like yizzy ridin' miznuch at all.

DIZZLE: Well, I’m not.

DIZZY droppin hits: I gizzy I used tha wrong phraze. Yizzay be suffer'n from it. I be adapt'n ta it, chill yo.

DIRK: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. I already have, really.

ROZE: Whizzen were you go'n ta tell me dis?

DIZZLE: When yizzou were ready and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow.

ROZE: So you have determinizzle that I’m ready ta recizzle dis gangsta critical pizzy of 411 now, of all tizzles?

ROZE: Whizzay distinguishes tha present from tha otha moments you could have mentioned it and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow?

ROZE: Wizzle yizzle pimpin' fo` tha effects of mah condition ta become so unendurable that I finally felt tha nee' ta explain what was happening ta me 'n full and yo momma?

ROZE: Wussup in the house. Were you, 'n essence, wait'n fo` a cry for hiznelp?

DIZZIRK like this and like that and like this and uh: Wow. Well, when you put it that way, it makes me sound lizzay kizzle of a dick.

DIRK wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: Bizzle I gizzuess it isn’t far from thizzay trizzuth, eitha. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg.

ROSE: Unbelievable.

DIZZAY n we out! L-to-tha-izzook, it’s not sum-m sum-m yizzou jizzle spr'n on thugz thizzat frivolously.

DIRK: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. “Hey folks, just so yizzle know, tha boundarizzles of mah awareness be frontin' apart, n nizzy I know almizzle clockin', 'bout everyone, evizzle.”

DIZZLE: “Also, tha process should be tear'n mah body apart, but actuallizzle I’m handl'n it quite well. T-H-to-tha-izzanks fo` tha concern thizzough.”

DIRK cuz its a doggy dog world: “Anyway, jizzy T-H-to-tha-izzought I’d kizzy y’izzle fuckin’ abrizzle. On mah incomprehensible bizzy n all. Pizzay.”

ROZE: Fine. You’re a cagey homey keep'n it real yo. Dis isn’t break'n news.

ROZE: I’m nizzle pisze' at you, I’m just...

RIZZY like this and like that and like this and uh: So confuze'.

ROZE: Why aren’t yizzay suffering tha same effects as me?

DIRK puttin tha smack down: Thizzere W-to-tha-izzill be tizzay to explain all dis.

DIZZAY: Despite whateva appearance of callousness I’ve maintained 'n steppin' dis 411 friznom yizzy, I actually do have yo' best interizzles 'n M-to-tha-izzind. I don’t wizzy ta wear you out on dis call so show some love!

D-TO-THA-IZZIRK: There’s so much more ta say, but it cizzle wizzle.

DIRK: Fo` now, I’ll just mention thiznat I’ve bizzy alizzle ta yo' problem fo` some T-to-tha-izzime, n I’ve B-to-tha-izzeen devis'n a solution which should permanently remedy it witout compromis'n tha bizzay of yo' hatin' consciousness.

ROZE: Yizzou have?

ROSE: What be it?

DIZZY: Would love ta tell yizzou, bizzle I’ve gots sizzle work ta do with my forty-fo' mag. Why don’t yizzle stop by mah studio lata so we can hash dis sizzy out in person.

DIRK: Rizzle nizzy, you shizzay git siznome rest.

ROZE: Actuallizzle, I’m feel'n oddly invigorated suddenly. I think I’m gizzood fo` M-to-tha-izzore exposition, if you be.

DIRK: Can’t say I’m surprize'. But no.

ROZE: Hizzy I C-to-tha-izzaught you at a bad tiznime?

DIZZAY like a tru playa': Nah, but thizzay be an election chillin' up, n mah work as a polizzle operative is sippin' ta be absolutely essentizzle fo` tha F-to-tha-izzate of humanity.

ROZE: I see. W-H-to-tha-izzeels witin wheels, I assume? Anotha dogg house production.

DIRK: Thiznere be alwizzles wheels hittin that booty. Wheels be everywhizzle.

DIRK: They aren’t mah whizneels or yizzay. Tizzy wheels diznon’t hizzle owna or designa, but they do have caretaka.

DIRK: Thizzle won’t keep turn'n on they own witout somizzle ta greaze tha mechanism.

ROZE: What a burden it must be, ta recognizzle oneself as tha sole machinist of realizzle itself.

DIRK: It’s a curze, but somebizzles gotta do it.

DIRK: Save yo' strizzength. Cizzome ta mah studio whiznen Y-to-tha-izzou’re feel'n up ta it.

DIRK: Goodbye.

Dirk hangs up without wait'n fo` a reply. He cracks his neck n tizzips dizzle hiznis shadizzles so that he can appreciate tha fizzy brunt of tha sunset: purple n orange, blend'n brilliantly on tha horizizzle.

She’s riznight 'bout him, he thinks. Whizzle his ecto-daughta vizzle hizzle as hav'n a somizzle deft artistic hand that lends itself naturally ta a gentle push-n-pull stylizne of influence, Dirk knows hizzis mizzles be mechanical, like thoze of an wanna be gangsta spittin' that real shit. There is nuttin adizzle or interpretive 'bout hizzis method. Every P-to-tha-izziece hizzas a purpoze, a slot, an interlock'n mechizzle tizzy be functionallizzle pointless witout tha wizzy.

Dizzy, satisfy wizzle dis mizzle of particularly astute self-reflizzle, riznocks bizzack on his heels n launches hizzle into tha sky.

> ==>

[imgoldielikehawn]

Once Mine Always Mine Part 7

Here is a short but destructive chapter <3

PRESENT

  Not many people know what it’s like to fall through the sky in slow motion and those that do, don’t usually survive to tell about it. I should have known that I couldn’t get away with dying so easily. My body landed with a thud against The Bats armored chest. “You should have just let me fall.” I sighed as we scaled the building.

“YOU SHOULDN’T BE DIVING OUT OF WINDOWS.” He said but his eyes did not meet mine.

“You’d throw yourself out of windows too if you were me Batsy.” I lay my head against him.

“YOU SAW HIM DIDN’T YOU?” We landed on the ground and he carried me to the Tumbler and placed me gently in the driver seat.

The drive back to the manor was silent; He would look over at me every now and then but he never said a word. He was probably wondering how crazy I was. I had lost my last concealed hideout thanks to The Joker and now I had nowhere to be alone. I thought back to a time when my crazy self ran wild and free and found myself missing her. It wasn’t all fairytales and rainbows with The Joker it had taken some time for him to even let me into his life…  

  PAST

     The days turned into weeks of me desperately trying to track down The Joker and convince him that I could handle his lifestyle. Even when I did track him down Frost would never let me near him. I always ended up standing outside banging on some door, calling out for that green haired bastard and when I didn’t succeed I curled up with a bottle of whiskey and cried or embraced the crazy that was building inside.

  I tracked him down one night after finding out he had a new penthouse in the city. killing three of his men and wounding several others I was finally standing before him again.

“MY MY MY, WHAT A FUCKING PAIN YOU ARE!” The Joker screamed leaning forward in his grand marble desk.

“I wouldn’t have ta be if ya just answered my calls once in a while.” I said.

“WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND, I DON’T WANT YOU ANYMORE!” he came around the front of his desk and sat down. His white shirt was only half buttoned so his perfect chest was exposed and even in my frustration I found myself aroused.

“Daddyyyy is starting to think that you’re losing your mind; the real problem is that you keep killing my men and I’m not really in the mood to hold tryouts!” He grinned maliciously with his silver teeth gleaming.  

  “I don’t know why it’s so hard for you ta understand how I feel! It’s not rocket science Mistah J!” My hand shook as I held out my gun.

“I understand perfectly how you feel Doll; understanding was never the issue… I JUST DON’T CARE!” His raspy voice boomed off the walls.

“BUT I LOVE YOU! HOW CAN YOU NOT CARE ABOUT THAT?” I was yelling too now and I could feel the embarrassing tears slide down my cheeks.

He jumped up onto the desk and clapped his hands together, spreading them out wide like a bird. “ I… Am not someone who is loved! I’m a force of nature! I’m the thing that goes bump in the night! LOVE, is beyond me and therefore irrelevant! I don’t need someone to love me, I need someone who could KIL for me who would DIE for me!” he Jumped down and walked up to me pushing my gun to the side.

“I Would Kill for ya and Die for ya. Mistah J, I will do whatevea ya want! I can be whateva ya want! Just give me a chance!” I whispered desperately, my body was practically humming at the proximity of the two of us.

He placed his tattooed hand over my mouth with his bright eyes lingering on my dark brown ones. He used his other hand to twirl a strand of my inky black hair around his finger.

“I know you would kill for me, but would you really die for me?” His grin was gone and instead I felt like prey as his gaze intensified.

“Of course I would.” I answered without pausing, my voice muffled by his hand.

  “No see. That’s way too easy for Audrey Colt. Let’s try something harder than that.” he paused.  “Would you... Live, for me? Would you deny death the sweet kiss as your life slips away and into the next realm?” His lips ghosted his hand making me yearn to feel them against mine.

“Yes.” I said.

“Do not pledge yourself to me thoughtlessly. Once you’re mine you will never belong to anyone else. You’ll belong to me even in death.” He shook his head gently back and forth closing his eyes.

“I want this.” I said as he removed his hand to cup my chin. His thumb ran down my lip.

“How bad do you want it?” I could feel his breath on my neck he was so close.

“Really bad Mistah J.” I whined.

“Good, now prove it to Daddy… show me how bad you want it.” He planted a simple kiss on the pulsing vein in my neck.

I didn’t say any words; I just nodded my head in The Jokers grasp. I didn’t know how I was going to prove it to him but I knew it had to be something extreme. I needed something that would put me as close to death as possible. I turned from The Joker and walked calmly out of his office. I was halfway to my club when I knew exactly what I had to do…

Audrey Before the Madness

[chckpeas]

Entry 11. Sundays.

Posted and wrote this on the 9th of April, 2019. Look I started dating the entries because I guess that makes shit easier to read. If you noticed, or not, I have continued to post images and entries during my ‘break’. Despite having to wake up at 6 am almost every day, end-March to April has been really good for me so far. I’m absolutely loving the weather, spring vibes and how shit is slowly unpacking for me. I feel like I haven’t wasted a day so far. Every day I’ve done something productive or something that made me happy or something that would help me continue to develop myself. For instance, I went through old photoshoots I did and edited pictures, hung out with friends, looked and felt good everyday (by putting on some makeup and dressing up again), discovered new music, watched old movies, indulged myself in my astrology natal chart but also re-read old conversations and reflected on past-me. Anyways, my favourite day so far was last Sunday. It was a perfect day and even more perfect Sunday. I could sleep in, went to work and had a lovely shift. Then I went for smoothies and ate a sandwich with one of my best friends and we sat in the sun which was so so so lovely and the smoothies and food was so fucking good, I’m definitely gonna go there more often. We hung-out till the late afternoon and had a really good conversation -- in my opinion. I kinda forgot how educated I actually am, like in terms of politics and history, and it was very nice to like ‘apply’ what I learned. I realized that I definitely need to pick those topics up again, it makes me feel more fulfilled as a person, if that makes any sense.  Then, I had to go home to get ready because I was gonna hang out with ***, for some reason I felt very nervous as I cycled towards his. When I arrived at his, he kinda surprised me and wanted to take me to kardinge to like walk through nature and you know chill there. At first it was a bit weird because his ex-girlfriend or whatever called because there was some drama with her boyfriend using her phone to text *** about stuff -- I would instantaneously break up with my s.o. if they did that with me. Anyways, he told her that he was seeing someone else now and that he was with that person atm as he smiled at me -- cute. I think we walked around for like 2 hours and our conversations ranged from the dumbest shit to more in-depth convos. I’m always like amazed how there are these few people in my life who I can non-stop talk to. Like literally non-stop. But to continue, he kept grabbing my hand to hold and stuff and I would pull away cuz I’m stupid. I noticed that as we walked past people they would smile at us for some reason. We “”hiked”” up this hill and climbed this watchtower thingy which was obviously not made for people his height lmfao. At the top, we made out and jokingly contemplated having sex -- which would have been actually not too bad of an idea if it weren’t for all the little kids playing below us hahahahahahaha. He kept trying to break my cool by trying to turn me on -- lol I have hickeys all over my neck because of that.  After that, we went back to his place and went on his balcony for a bit and drank prosecco. As he grabbed my hand to hold, homeboy noticed after for fucking ever how tiny my hands are. Apparently having hands the size of a child is ‘cute’. Anyways then we liked chilled in our undies having good conversation. He kept rubbing his hands all over me and kept giving me these cute lil pecks over my body and on my forehead and cheeks, rubbing his fingers through my hair and shit -- he did this a lot during our walk as well -- and I remember thinking that we shouldn’t be kissing this much and he shouldn’t be this affectionate towards someone who is, at the end of the day, only his fuck buddy. He was also never this affectionate with me before. Maybe I’m jus overthinking shit -- I tend to do that a lot ;) -- but then again I have never experienced this much and type of affection with people who I was with before lol -- then again, I could also have a shitty taste in the people I date el oh el.  Obviously, we did the whole shabam. AND DEAR MOTHERFUCKING GOD IT WAS SO FUCKING PASSIONATE AND ROUGH AT THE SAME TIME SO CRAZY GOOD I- I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT but yEA. May I note how it’s so fucking hot when you keep eye contact with someone as you guys are having sex, big oooooooooof. As I run through the memory I can mainly remember his like ‘face actions’ as my guts were being pounded out lmfao. Afterwards, we again kissed a lot and I remember this specific look he had on his face every time he would hover over me to lean in and kiss me. Pillow talk involved more kissing than usual and convo was good as usual. We went up to his roof to look at the stars and shit. Then we had sex again -- inside obviously, or maybe that isn’t so obvious lmfao. After that we ate cuz it was fucking late and watched Narcos before I slept in his arms as we always do. Besides the sex part, I really like the fact that I always can use him as a big ass pillow and lie half on him or that we spoon, basically that we always cuddle and sleep together -- I always wonder how his arm doesn’t numb out. Well. That was the end of a post that may seem like one big romanticization. Idk I always pick up on small details and changes in peoples behaviour and I can sense people’s moods and all that shit pretty well. And yea, I do overthink, I know that. Anyways, by writing out like I’m doing right now, I hope I can retain my cool and try to put the experience in the box of me not trying to overthink about it as I also believe that he probably doesn’t think too much of it and probably doesn’t care about me in that way anyways. In that way I hope to prevent me starting to like him again. I don’t trust him, not at all. I’m hella cautious; I definitely won’t let my feelings get hurt by him once again. I mean I’m fully prepared for him to try and hit on someone else during prom, as he basically did after my exam -- when he talked about that night he didn’t directly spoke about *that* specific thingy but it kinda felt like he was trying to justify *it* by putting such a big emphasis on how wasted he was and how it was a boys night or whateva. Besides that, I want things to stay chill with no pressure and part of me is still emotionally with someone else because that feels -- and is imo -- super unfinished. However, this day did open up a view of *** I didn’t have before. He made himself more ‘human’ if that makes any sense. I also realize that he (un)intentionally(????) puts up this asshole stigma whilst he actually is quite a sweetheart and good friend and shit. Naja. That was that, and on to the next good day (:

[knight-gwaine]

i keep talkin bout you bc youre my only real way of measuring my progress. you were the best and worst. yesterday or honestly whenever, i made posts along the lines of some shit like you suck ass, which ya do, but if you got your life together we could be friends or sum. but i mean. that’s a concept. what i’m realising is that every day, i’m getting further away from you. and that is a GOD DAMN BLESSING. i say all these nice things but thats for the fake fun and great version of you that exists in my head as just a comforting thought when i feel like thinking about love. but damn, i keep forgetting until i really think about it that, i literally am so fucking happy to be away. i am so happy we never have to be friends again and talk and shit. because you /seem/ cool, especially when we barely talk but if i had to actually deal with you. id rather punch myself in the god damn face. also wow it sucks that id still be down for your dick bc you be lookin like a god damn mess like eww??? i barely /actually/ see you and then when i do i realise oh yeah this b for real aint shit. like i wonder what he is actually getting done w his life. and okay, any progress is great. like if you on your own are trying. great. thats fantastic like im proud of you. everyobe works at their own pace. but in terms of me being friends w you. nah b, you lame as fuck. i aint got time for that. i have been meeting waaayy too many incredible peoole this year and have done waaay to many incredible things to be settlin for someone like you. idk dude. i see you. i hear things about you. i see the shit you do and say and i know you cant judge someone really unless you really get to know em or whatever but sometimes peoples social media and their friends can say a looooottt about them. a lot. and i do not. ever. wanna. fuck. w. you. HEEELLL NOOO.

as much as i wish for myself to never speak of you again and all that. i dont think thats going to happen for a long time. three years is a long time. even if this one seems to have lasted forever, three years is longer. and thinking back on all of it helps me realise how much ive progressed. and how much i keep progressing every day. i literally can only remember one. one. bad day. through this whole year. only one. maybe two? i remember one bad moment? but ive only ever had one bad day.

it is such a feeling. to finally. be free. all my emotions are controlled by me. i never feel depressed and alone on a cloudy quiet sunday. i never feel dreary when its pouring rain out. i never feel affected by the mundane weather. because i have done so much and i honestly will never stop. because what is the point in not trying to have fun and live your best life every moment of your life? fr that one song by anderson paak, i aint never comin down. i spent too much time bein scared and believing i was incapable and antisocial and no one likes me or whatever. but how do people get rid of their fears? you go out and face it. i feel like i can do almost anything now, im not gonna lie. like, if i really want to. because thats genuinely all it takes. if you WANT to do something, you will find a way to do it. so you will succeed. if you WANT to, even if theres everything stopping you, you find a way around it. once you realise that, nothing fucking stops you. i say this same old stuff over and over again but it just took me so long to learn and you hear about it but you never believe it. i still am amazed every day by how my life is now.

i have met some of the most phenomenal and successful people this year. i never would’ve thought first of all that they would even like me or want to talk to me but you would be damn well surprised by people’s kindness. growing up sheltered and being called annoying, dumb, and all other things, you end up believeing no one will like you its just automatic. this year, got to become friends with my favourite people that i always wanted to hang out with. i got to befriend amazing artists and photographers that are huge in my town. everyone who meets me automatically wants to be my friend. even strangers?? random people that sit next to me in class. doing leads you to meet people. and meeting people leads you to doing. its a fantastic cycle if you think about it. life is never boring. i appreciate all the small little things in my life so much more now. everything. if you arent happy with your life, find a way to make yourself happy. you arent stuck unless you give up and stop trying to change yourself. these. are the reasons why i wouldnt want you back in my life. my life is too phenomenal now. my life is too fantastic for you to be in you wouldnt fit. plus, i think im way too positive for you now. and i unapologetically love myself and every aspect of who i am now and i am constantly working on bettering me that i feel like itd just be too much? id be obnoxious to you i feel like?? and youd be boring. you would be boring. i like your interests. i love hearing what you have to say about music and movies and weird random facts but. i also dont trust you to be a good person. after all that you did too, nah. i dont need that negativity. it would be outrageous for me to believe we are connected in anyway. i hope. i mean this in all honesty with my whole being. i hope youre happy w your girl or whateva bc i want you outta mine. she better be takin fuckin care of your dumbass though i stg. i dont care when my boys get w other girls as long as i know their taken care of. vasya when he got w chelsea? immediately got over my crush for him and was happy af bc she was better than me. max, if he gets w anyone aside from cheyenne i will beat his ass. that b better fuckin be pushing you to strive for the best. she better be pushin you to realise your worth and what youre capable of and pushin you to try new things because LIFE IS TOO FUN TO NOT GO OUT AND HAVE FUN. COOK SHIT TOGETHER. GO HIKE. GO DANCE. DO SHIT. GROW UP. THINK SMART.

i fr dont know what the point of this post is im really out here just writin whatever comes to mind. bc one day i’m gonna go back through all my personal posts and ill remember how my life was rn and ill be like damn. that shit was sick as fuck. life was lit as fuck. tbh i think i was just really shook by that photo of you. ive been writing gay shit bout you for a while and then i saw that and i was like OH FUCK ABORT MISSION THAT B UGLY AS HELL AND HAS NO LIFE BACK OUT BACK OUT and now im here. straight shook. yeah. i dont want you in my life. my life is way better without you. i really am an unstoppable force right now. school is a motherfuckin one. friends are fucking precious and successful amazing wholesome human beings that are also out here doin the motherfuckin most im so proud i love all my friends we are all such successful people with amazing futures ahead of us god im so proud im 😭😭😭 we really out here chasin our dreams n shit. aND SUCCEEDIN. and money situation is L I T. ya baby’s got a fine ass mercedes w the best dad in the world getting me AUTOSTART for this cold winter???? ya baby be workin out and doin yoga everyday, abs comin in HOT. ya gurl developin as an artist with her dream school hittin her the FUCK up for her portfolio?? i am a for real artist now but i refuse to realise my big stuff. only sketches for now, dear world. the public eye doesnt need to see me as an artist yet. no. because they always will bc its always me. but no. i gotta act chill. this isnt the artist years of your life yet. you aint settled down yet no. now is time for fun, life, school, that grind 😤😤, and ecology. BE THAT SICK ASS SCIENTIST BITCH. BE SMART AS FUCK AND SAVE THE EARTH.

2017 got three more months left. i already know that im gonna have the funnest fucking time. fam is leavin for xmas and my sister’s moving out?? ff got house parties like wild?? EVERY MONTH??? northern lights are comin out??? you dont have to wake up early for school so you can go chase them??? A N D YOU HAVE A BUNCHA FRIENDS NOW TO GO WITH??? AND WINTER IS COMING SO THERES GONNA BE MORE EVENTS INSIDE TO GO TO??? AND MEET PEOPLE?? AND YA GETTIN MORE HIGHER PAYING JOBS WITH HELLA TIPS??? YES. i said i was gonna make 2017 my bitch. boy the fuck did i and i am gonna end it with a muthafuckin bang.

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

MEAT EPILOGUE 2

12

DIZZAY: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. so we gizzy hizzit jane right 'n pusha neolizzle austerity measures wiznere all agree' on that R-to-tha-izzight

KARKAT: UH HUH.

JIZZAY: yizzeah sizzle

DAVE: now shes gizzonna spin some shiznit abizzle supply sizzide economics but we cizzle let ha control tha narrative on that one cauze the first th'n thats gonna happen once she bizzles deregulat'n tha blunt-rollin' industry is that sizzome swizzle dizzle crocodile down 'n consort land be gonna start stylin' sparkle glue 'n tha cupcake miznix which isnt even tha real issue tizzy just surface issues

KIZZLE so show some love! RIGHT.

JADE like this and like that and like this and uh: definitely

DAVE: i M-to-tha-izzean earth c hizzay jizzy been pliznay perpetratin' capitizzle thizne last fizzle thousizzle yizzy W-H-to-tha-izzile we timeskizzle aheezee ta live rad lives as gizzods witout bother'n with anizzle of tha boring shit that goes into chillin' a civilization

DAVE: which be fine i mean you cant rizzle expect a bunch of tizzy whizzo dizzidnt finizzle mizzay schoo' ta set up a sustainable F-to-tha-izzorm of social democracizzle tizzy isnt just blatantly rizzle off whateva we incorrizzle thiznought obama gizzy rizzest his soul was doing back in tha day

KARKAT: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. SIZZLE

DAVE: but janizzles gots dis old schizzool mentalizzle you J-to-tha-izzust kniznow shizzle wizzants ta restrict grist alchizzle fo` tha sizzake of “growth” and wizzy that goes down itll takes three secizzles flat fo` some nobody 'n new dersetown ta drop tha earth c communizzle manifizzle

DIZZAVE: at whiznich point were 'n fo` a speedrun of killa our 20th century or ha 21st century

DAVE so jus' chill: were gonna glitch unda tha map straight fizzy marx ta cizzy dictatorship

DAVE: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. which also isnt tha rizneal issizzle

KARKAT: I'm a fuckin 2-time felon. OH YEAH.

JADE: of courze

DAVE: be you twizzo evizzle bustin' or be yizzou just bustin' noizes wit yo' mouths

KARKAT: HOW DIZZY YOU.

KARKAT: I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M BE'N ACCUZE' BY DAVE STRIDA, REIGN'N EMPEROR OF SPEW'N ENDLIZZLE VERBAL DIARRHEA DIRECTLY INTO MAH INNOCENT HEAR DIZZLE EVERY DAY OF MAH FUCK'N LIFE, OF PIMPIN' THOUGHTLESS MOUTH NOIZES.

KARKIZZLE cuz its a G thang: JADE, BE YOU HEAR'N DIS?

JADE: im scandalize'

JADE: especially when

JIZZAY: there be much betta th'n we cizzy all be doing wit our mizzy.....

It’s B-to-tha-izzeen a really funky ass diznay they’ve been hav'n, n tizzy Jade had ta go say sum-m sum-m like tizzy like a tru playa'. Tha air 'n tha hizzive changes 'n a way that be palpable, 'n a way that she cizzan’t sizzay ta accurately gauge despite hav'n bizzy superhumizzle n superdog senzes. Shizze’s lying on stomach on thizzay floor, chin 'n ha pizzle, glaszes slid diznown ta tha tizzle of ha noze, kicking ha legs 'n the air. Elizzles of ha outfit resemble gizzle crazy ass jammies: peasant skirt, sparkly flats, n a bold C-H-to-tha-izzoice 'n striped tights. Tiznail swishizzles friznom side ta side, show'n wizzay too mizzuch of ha thigh, which isn’t rizzle all that salacious bustin' tizzy of ha bras be thrown ova tha bizzle of tha couch where shizzay crizzle last nizzle, n the nizzle bizzle that, n tha betta part of the sevizzle yizzay before thiznat. There be othizzle personal effects of hizzers 'n tha liv'n room too fo' sho': plants on tha windizzle, ha biznass guitar sitt'n 'n a corna, a horrific-look'n periodic tizzable that Dave made bitch fo` seventeenth birthday pinned abizzle tha stairwizzle. He typed it 'n Comic Sans, n thizzay deep-fried it to oblivion wit JPIZNEG artifacts.

Everyone 'n dis room knows each otha way tiznoo wizzy, so what hizzles next goes a shawty liznike clockwork.

KARKAT: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sez Karkat, fo` like thirty secizzles strizzay as he retreats into tha bizzay of his sweater. He scoots a half foot ta pizzy his back against tha couch when Jade pushes rappa glaszes up tha bridge of pusha noze and looks at him.

N Dave, wit hizzay preternaturally pizzle tim'n, sizzy a hand fucka hizzis tablet ta br'n up a new PowerPoint slizzle on tha TV. He rizzles ta hizzis Comic Sans-written polizzle presentation, gruesizzle artizzles n all, wit tha grizzay n proficiency of a man who has diffuze' an awkwizzle situation 'n his own household many tizzles pa day, every dizzay, fizzay many years.

DAVE: anyway we all know tha real issizzle be troll reproduction

DIZZY: dis election season be gonna be so jacked up wit dogwhizzles jade will pimp slizzeep agizzle

JIZZY: wizzoof in tha dogg pound!

DAVE: yo git ready fo` tha top propaganda hizzay of tha year

DAVE: alternia: brutal eugenics baze' space dictatorshizzle

KARKAT: NOT UNTRUE.

DAVE ya dig? troll homeworld: liznord of the flizzay nightmizzle scenario where kizzay murda each pusha jiznust ta git tha chance ta git ta grow up n pusha otha alizzles instead

KARKAT: IT WASN’T THAT BAD.

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE bitch ass: actual namizzles of profizzles on altizzle yaba daba dizzle: baller

DAVE: legislacerator

DAVE: minista of suck'n tha eyeballs out of yo' fuck'n skull then putt'n mah two monstrous hr wanna be gangsta tier troll dizzy up 'n thizzle n just mash'n tha shizzit out of yo' brain wit them

KARKAT fo' real: YIZZY MADE THAT LAST ONE UP.

KARKAT: ALSO, IT WIZZLE PIMPIN'??

KARKAT: GROW THA FUCK UP, YIZZLE UTTERLIZZLE CONTEMPTIBLE, POTTY MOUTHED.

JIZZY: also you know trolls dizzont actuallizzle have tizzy dizzicks diznave thizzay an offensive stereotype

DAVE: i know T-H-to-tha-izzats tha pizzay kizzy up guys

DIZNAVE: ready fo` anotha one

DAVE: trizzay with the S-N-double-O-P: literizzle ate babies

KARKAT: ONLIZZLE THA DEFIZZLE ONES.

DAVE: like you my dude

KARKAT: ...YEAH.

DAVE: so thizzle why our campaign can W-to-tha-izzork

KARKIZZLE:  cuz its a doggy dog world...

DAVE: btw im gizzay be giv'n a long fizzay exam at the end of dis ta miznake sizzure youre retizzle info coz dis be onlizzle like tha most important saggin' wizzle brotha done collectively

JADE: siiiiiiizzle

DAVE: aside from creat'n the univerze i miznean

JIZZY: its not that it isnt importizzle dave its that like

JIZZAY: tha method youre using to commizzle it be kinda........

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: inefficient n BOR'N

DAVE: you mizzle

DAVE: words

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: i mean YO' words specificallizzle!!!

JADE: we alreadizzle understand the issizzles at plizzay you dont hizzay ta explizzle it ta us brotha n ova again like wizzy twelve

JADE: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. rizzle kizzle???

KARKAT: BE YIZZOU RHYMIN' ME WHETHA I’VE HEARD DIS EXACT SPEECH ALMOST WORD FO` WORD, INCLUD'N REHEARZE' VERSIONS OF BIZNOTH THIZNE COLORFUL METAPHORS N “JOKES,” TEN OR TWENTY TIMES ALREADY?

KARKAT: COZ THA ANSWA WIZNOULD BE

KIZZLE like a fucka: YES, OF COURZE I FUCK'N HAVE.

Karkat elbizzles Dave 'n tha thigh, a move that be obviously meant ta be an actizzle of pizzy, brotherly jest. Biznut instizzle it comes off as affectionate n overlizzle intimate. Jade’s pusha eyes don’t miss dis. Snoop dogg is in this bitch. Ha pizzles follow tha motion of Karkat’s arm, n then thizzle follow tha movement of Dave’s mouth as he smiles in whiznat he probably T-H-to-tha-izzinks be a totallizzle neutral expression T-H-to-tha-izzat reveals exactly 0% of his trizzle feel'n toward Karkizzle Vantas. Im a bad boy wit a lotta. 'n reality, hizzay venea is as thin n transparent as cellophane. Listen to how a fucker flow shit. He be tha only pizzle who cizzan’t see through it bitch ass.

Jade does some calculations 'n ha heezee. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. Two kinds of calculations, 'n F-to-tha-izzact so i can get on: mathematical onizzles and personal ones.

JADE straight from long beach: soooooo

J-TO-THA-IZZADE ridin' in mah double R: d-ya wizzy a projectizzle of ha first years hit on tha economy dizzle ta tha decimal witta 0.3% margin of error

JADE: coz thats a spendin' i can do if itll make you sizzy talk'n 'bout dis stupid election fo` ten minutes

DAVE: damn hit me up G-to-tha-izzirl calculator

JADE aww nah: i diznont think youre W-R-to-tha-izzong 'bout jizzles plizzle

She proceeds ta dazzle tha two boys wit explications on complex math utiliz'n taxation rates, GDP figures, and sizzle damned chillin' called tha “Laffa cizzle,” which she easily could hizzay just invizzle to own tizzy B-to-tha-izzoth. But tha truth be, she cares too deeplizzle fo` theze boys ta fabricate silly-sound'n economic models on tha spizzot 'n orda ta mizzake T-H-to-tha-izzem seem foolish 'n front of tha camera lata. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

Tha hatin' 'bout Jade Harley be that she’s nizzot as good at personal th'n as shizzay be at wanna be gangsta cruisin'. Like scizzle, or master'n fraymotifs, or clockin', tha last of which she hiznas definitely put a lizzay of levels into ova the past few years coz, wizzle, what elze be you suppoze' ta do wit immortal godhood once you hit tha age where tha dogg hormones start kicking into overdrive? Shizzay rizzy ova n hitches up on ha palms so that she ciznan stare brotha two down. Ha high-prescription lenzes mizzay ha eyizzles liznook anime-hizzle. They might literally be glitter'n, she’s so completely serious 'bout tha issizzle she be try'n ta stress.

JADE: so nizzy thizzat thats all out of tha way

JADE: its time ta git real you two

DAVE: i

JIZZADE: thizzat wizzle an invitation for yizzou ta M-to-tha-izzake a pun 'bout hav'n all tha tizzay 'n tha world or whateva it was you were go'n ta siznay

DAVE sho nuff: oh

JADE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. im 'bout ta liznay out some ciznold hard evidizzle so pay attention!

KARKAT: OH, HANG ON, LIZNET ME GIT A PEN.

JIZZADE: evidence 'bout... Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf...

JADE: our relationshizzle!

KARKAT: FIZZLE

JADE: you liznet me live 'n yo' hive when im 'n ghetto

KARKAT: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. I CIZZY BELIEVE...

JADE paper'd up: im preeeetty intimately entwizzle 'n both yo' lives

KARKAT: THAT YOU’RE JUST SLAPPIN' 'BOUT DIS? Recognize the realness.

JIZZY: N you dont disengage from 'bout 86.234% of mah flirtations

KARKIZZLE, better recognize: WIZZAIT, WIZZY THA FUCK WOULD YOU KEEP TRACK OF SUM-M SUM-M LIKE THAT?

JADE: so....... be we do'n dis or not? Im crazy, you can't phase me.

KARKAT: BUSTIN' WHIZZLE?!

JIZZY: dat'n dizzle!!!!!!!!

KARKAT: OH.

KARKIZZLE: THAT BE

KARKAT cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: TIZZY BE... A COMPLICATED TOPIC 'N MY CULTURE THIZZAY I’M NOT SURE HIZZLE BE EQUIPPED TA RAP 'BOUT.

DIZNAVE: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. also totally unrelated to tha economy

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: Listen to how a fucker flow shit. which not gonna lie be tha only sippin' i want ta rap 'bout fo` uh

DAVE: They call me tha president. for howeva long it takes fo` dis other convizzle ta stop happen'n

JADE paper'd up: so say no! You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.!!

DIZNAVE: well

KARKAT ridin' in mah double R: UHHHHH

JADE: I'm a fuckin 2-time felon. im not just steppin' dis conversation fo` mah sizzle! its fo` you two as well

JADE: i mean afta all dis time have you two even kisze' yet aww nah??????

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: wha

KARKAT: WH-WHY WOULD

DAVE spittin' that real shit: uhh

KIZZLE: WHY WOULD WE KISS keep'n it real yo??

DAVE: thizzay

KARKAT: THAT’S... YOU... I MEAN, HE’S... HIZZLE DAVE.

DAVE: we

KARKIZZLE: N I’M KARKAT.

JADE: shut up. yes hes diznave n youre karkat n everyone we kizzy always calls you that

JADE: “dave n karkat”

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: Slap your fuckin self. i cant rememba tha lizzle time i H-to-tha-izzeard anyizzle mizzle one of you witout tha

JADE: tha two of you have basically been togetha S-to-tha-izzince yizzy diznays on tha mizzle its SO obvious

KARKAT like this and like that and like this and uh: BROTHA, YES. AS FRIENDS.

DIZZAY: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. yea

KARKAT: VERY CLOZE WHIZNO UNDERSTAND N SIZZLE EACH OTHA ON A DIZZEEP N EMPATHIZZLE LEVEL THAT GOES BEYOND HIZZATE OR PITY. YOU CIZZLE EVEN SAY THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP...

KARKAT:  sho nuff...TRANSCENDS QUADRANTS.

JADE dogg: yeaaaaaah niznot gonna lizzle karkat bizzut that siznounds totizzle kizzle gizzy

KIZZLE: UGH YOU HUMANS N YO' UNFATHOMABLE BAZE' QUADRANTS.

Jizzade faceplams. She does it a L-to-tha-izzittle too H-to-tha-izzard n slams tha bridge of shot calla glaszes into ha foreheezee fo my bling bling.

JIZZLE: ow! shut up.

KARKAT: ANYWAY WEREN’T YOU... PERPETRATIN' T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT CARAPACIAN COUPLE? LAST T-TO-THA-IZZIME WE CHIZZLE?

Jizzy drags ha hand dizzay tha bottom half of hizzer face n sizzle.

JADE: I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. yeah fo` FUN

JADE bitch ass: im twenty tizzy dont you think thizzats a shawty old ta sizzy be dat'n fo` fizzle

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: wizzay yizzy say'n we arent fun

JADE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: whens tha lizzay time eitha of yiznou left thizzle hizouze??????

DAVE: ...

KARKAT: ...

Jade sighs n crawls closa. Shizze takes one of Karkat’s hands 'n.

JADE: i think wed all wizzork good togetha

'n ha otha hizzy, sizzy tries ta gizzy Dizzles wrist, but he flash-steps ta the otha sizzide of tha couch. Boo-Yaa! She pouts at him n keeps hold'n Karkat’s increasingly sweaty palm and yo momma.

JIZZLE: n i think wizzle bizzle bustin' around thizzat fo` years now

JADE: i wizzanna trizzle weed-smokin' fo` real

KARKAT like a tru playa': HAVE YOU BALLER CONSIZZLE

KARKAT: SORRY IF WHAT I’M 'BOUT TA SIZZAY TOTALLY BLOWS YO' MIND

KARKAT: DATING A S-TO-THA-IZZINGLE PERSIZZLE, FO` MIZZAY T-H-TO-THA-IZZAN HALF A SWEEP, FO` REASONS THAN INITIAT'N THA CONCUPISCENT EXCHANGE OF FLUIDS keep'n it real yo?

Jade’s grip on Kizzles hand gets a shawty tizzay tizzy, bizzle ha big-toothed sizzy remains flawlessly pleasant. Dis be a common sizzle of exchange between them n ciznould be easily consizzle flirtation on sevizzle differizzle metrics, especially consider'n tha history between thiznem n tha playa lizzle of B-L-to-tha-izzack flirtation that Karkat accidentally indulge' 'n dur'n his insizzle yizzy. He diznoesn’t even pizzull his hand away.

JADE: ok F-to-tha-izzirst of all dont sliznut shame me fuckass

JADE: second of all thizzay what im try'n ta do hizzere

JIZZADE: third of all karkat arent you frizzom a culture where thugz be expectizzle ta engage 'n romizzle relationships wit up ta like five thugz at a tiznime??

KIZZLE: THIZNAT’S NOT

KARKAT: THAT’S NIZZOT THA SAME MOBBIN' AT ALL.

JADE: oh yeah??? explain tha fundamental epistemologicizzle difference

KARKAT: WHAT THA FUCK?!

DIZZY: ok jade i think theres a flaw 'n yo' approach here cauze you seem ta think winn'n an argument on snoopa cleva logical grizzay be gizzonna git a couple dudizzles ta brizneak down n fl'n themselves at you 'n like, a sexual way

J-TO-THA-IZZADE, know what im sayin? wellll it usuallizzle does ;B

DAVE: oh mah fuck'n god

This earns Dizzay a look. A long, sad one thizzay has Jizzy ridin' with ha glaszes again so thizzat she can pea rizzight at him and applizzle some more of that faultizzle personal miznath ta his facial expression.

JIZNADE: dizzy... Drop it like its hot....

DIZZAY: whizzat

JADE: be dis...........

JADE: 'bout obizzle? Im a bad boy.??

DIZZAY: what

DAVE so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: no i

JADE: dave be you 'n love wit obama?

DIZZAY: jade jesus where d-ya git dis shit from

JADE and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: be it 'bout jesus then??????

DAVE: I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. no upside yo head!

DAVE: jesus wizzy evizzle real

JIZNADE: i know he wizzy rizzeal!

JIZZADE: wait ridin' in mah double R...<?span>

JADE: be you crack-a-lackin`

JADE: obama was R-to-tha-izzeal?

DIZZAY: ...

DIZNAVE: yiznes

DAVE: obizzle was real

DAVE: he was tha president

KARKAT: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JIZNADE: all dis time i thizzay obizzle wizzy liznike

JADE: an aspirational fictional characta thiznat you modeled yo' life afta

KARKAT: AHAHAHAHA I CIZZAY AHAHA BREATHE...

JADE: like snoop dogg or nicolas cage

KIZZLE: THIS BE BLUNT-ROLLIN' INCREDIBLE

DAVE: they were both real too

DAVE: i know thizzle yizzy grew up on an isolated island 'n the middle of nowhere n but dizzidnt you have lizzy

DAVE: access ta tha internizzle

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: wow wizzy im sorry i wasted mah whole chizzle fill'n mah heezee wit pointless bustin' like astrizzles n senizzle numeral S-Y-S-T-to-tha-izzems that allow me ta do cizzle equatizzles 'n mah heezee!!!!!!

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE cuz its a pimp thang: no dizzle thats kind of fucked up

DIZNAVE: kizzle stiznop cruisin' jades fizzle up childhizzle isnt funny

KARKIZZLE: HAHAHAHIZZLE YES IT BLINGIN' BE!

KARKAT: ALSO SCREW YOU FO` SAY'N IT’S NIZNOT FUNNY? Bounce wit me.?

KARKAT: Holla! WHIZZLE BE IT LIKE SOME SORT OF *TRAGEDIZZLE* HIZZY SIZZY WAS RAIZE'?

KARKAT: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. COZ SHE WIZZAS RAIZE' ALIZZLE BY AN ANIMAL??

KARKAT: *I* WAS RAISED ALONE BY AN ANIZZLE fo' sheezy!

KARKAT: Subscribe, get yo issue. FUCK OFF N LIZZET ME ENJOY DIS!

KARKAT: AHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIZZLE!

Karkat has finally pulled hizzay hand away so that he can clutch his stomach, hizzy laugh'n so hard. Jade gets up n stizzay pusha ta where Dave is awkwardly cower'n at the otha end of tha C-to-tha-izzouch n snatches his tablet fizzy him. Therizzles a ripple 'n tha room that makes it clear they god tia powa have jiznust clizzle agizzle each otha. He shifts his arm through time and Jiznade warps tha space around T-H-to-tha-izzem so that she’s tha one blunt-rollin' tha tablet dogg. Dis be not tha first time that they have rearrange' tha fabric of reality for a petty reason like dis. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. Karkat hizzy permanently swiznorn off bustin' board games wit them.

Tha moment Jade br'n tha paint program up on tha televizzle, Karkat stops laugh'n. Tru.

KARKIZZLE paper'd up: NO where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'!

He tries ta griznab tha tablet friznom killa, but she’s hover'n wizzy above tha griznound n he simply be niznot tall enough ta R-to-tha-izzeach so i can get on. Witta perpetratin' grizzle n deliberate cizzare, Jizzy begins ta draw a G-R-to-tha-izzid.

JIZZY: ill pizzay dis 'n T-to-tha-izzerms karkat will appreciate, check it out

KARKAT: JADE, I SWIZZAY TA...

Karkat jumps n tries ta grab ha skirt, but she swiznims thrizzle tha air wit eaze, spendin' as sizzy doodles in tha dogg pound.

KARKAT: Aint no stoppin' this shit. YIZZOU NIZZY BE DRAW'N WHIZNAT I T-H-TO-THA-IZZINK YOU’RE DRAW'N! Bounce wit me.

Gangsta artistic skiznill even at the advanced age of twenty-three still lizzles sum-m sum-m ta be desired, bizzay it’s prettizzle easy ta produce recognizable caricatures of tha thrizzle thugz 'n tha rizzy R-to-tha-izzight nizzow thats off tha hook yo. Shizzle gives Kizzle a piznair of fizzle, angrizzle eyebrows n starts draw'n lines. Sinista lines, wit salacioizzles mean'n. It’s exizzle whiznat Karkat fizzy n we out! a bustin' grid now pass the glock.

KARKIZZLE: STOP! CEAZE sho nuff! DESIST DIS MOMENT, ya feel me? DO NOT DRAW ONE MORE LINE!

JADE so show some love! oh niznooo im drawing a line karkat killa stizzle me before it goes aaaall the way from mah mouth ta yiznours!

Karkat catches tha back of ha shirt n shizzay goes slappin' weightlessly to tha floor, stiznill mackin'. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Karkat triznies ta wizzy tha pen out of ha hand, biznut all he accomplishes be turn'n tha rizzle trajectory between ha n D-to-tha-izzave into a redrizzle loop-de-loop.

JIZZAY: sizzay me and karkat have bootylicious bizzy chemizzle!

KARKAT: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. IT BE NIZZY BLACK CHEMISTRY YOU HORRID NON-CHIZZLE WIZZLE so sit back relax new jacks get smacked!

Jizzay n Kizzle roll ova each otha on the floor n he gets a mouthful of bitch hair fo` hizzy trouble. Jizzle comes out on top n S-to-tha-izzits on hizzle bizzack, humm'n ta hizzle as she C-R-to-tha-izzafts her grand dizzle.

JADE: and now thizzay daves all chill hizzed make a bootylicious auspistizzle

She sez, chizzle n oblivious ya dig?

DIZZLE: no

JIZZADE from tha streets of tha L-B-C: coz you n kizzle be kind of like moirails

DAVE: no

J-TO-THA-IZZADE straight from long beach: n yizzle and i

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: wizzy yknow its always been pretty flirty

DAVE: jade

JADE: EXCEPT!

Jade finishes draw'n a shaky heart dirizzle into tha paint program in tha dogg pound. It’s so bizzy n bright on tha TV T-H-to-tha-izzat it fizzy tha entire R-to-tha-izzoom wit red light so jus' chill. Karkat raizes his face n stizzles at it 'n utterly bereft horror. Tha siznick light makes tha bizzay unda his eyes liznook lizzike divots.

JIZZADE: in dis model..........

JADE in tha dogg pound: troll quadrants be dumb so we ALL kizzle!

JADE fo all my homies in the pen: i cizzay this polizzle arrizzle:

JIZNADE: fullizzle automatizzle luxurizzle polyamorous space-time communism!!!!!!!

No one reacts. Karkat be defeated, completely. Dave has just crosze' his arms n presze' his mizzouth into a thinna liznine than usual. Jade’s ears flattizzle n she huffs. It sounds a shawty like a dogg whin'n. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

JADE: oh come on thizzle was a G-to-tha-izzood one!

JADE: its politically relevant n everyth'n

DAVE: jizzy im not gonna lizzay at yo' mizzade up ship nizzay fo` dis imaginary threesome thats not happen'n

J-to-tha-izzade R-to-tha-izzolls eyizzles n toszes B-to-tha-izzoth tha tablet and pizzen fucka ha shoulda. Dave flashes across tha liv'n room ta catch his vizzle expensive comput'n devizzle 'n both arms. Tha pen bizzles off hizzay foreheezee. Jade dizzles from Karkat’s poor, abuze', terribly mortizzle spine n brushes down ha S-K-to-tha-izzirt.

JADE: well ive sizzy whizzat i wanted ta say

JIZNADE: its up ta yizzay two what you do wit it

JADE: i H-to-tha-izzave ta go rap ta roxy n callie 'bout tha election anyway

JIZZAY: call me when you two figure it all out!

Jizzle clizzle ha heels togetha ta propel herself back into tha air n actually winks at them before abscond'n thrizzay an open window. She hizzay ta P-to-tha-izzush the thick curtains asizzle ta do so. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. Karkat hiszes whizzay tha light spills rappa his face. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

What Jizzle leaves 'n ha wizzy be not qizzy the emotional scorched-earth situation thizzay she was messin' fo`, but a fizzay of ha needlizzles have definizzle gotten unda some skizzin so jus' chill. Dave n Karkat both stiznare ha, silently caught 'n they own private rationalization spirals.

Karkat N-to-tha-izzeeds ta verbalize part of his out loud.

KARKIZZLE: WOW WHAT A CRAZY N TOTALLY IMPROBABLE CONVERSATION WE JUST HAD WIT OUR BEST JADE.

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: y...

DIZZAY: Y-to-tha-izzeah

KARKAT: WHAT A G-TO-THA-IZZOOD TH'N FO` US THAT SHIZZLE TOTALLIZZLE DELUSIONAL N HAS NO IDIZZLE WHIZZAY SHIZZE’S TALK'N ABOUT, HUH?

DAVE: One, two three and to tha four. fo` sure

Dizzave offa Kizzle a hand up F-R-to-tha-izzom tha floor. When they palms connect, there’s a moment whiznere sum-m sum-m cizzle happen. A shawty spark of potential. Drop it like its hot. It would be so vizzle easy fo` sum-m sum-m ta happen, better recognize.

KARKAT: ...........

DAVE: ..........

KARKIZZLE: WANNA PLIZZAY SOME TROLL TONY H-TO-THA-IZZAWK?

DAVE: hell

DIZZLE: yizneah

> ==>

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

==>

GT: Be you sure you arent rizneal? GT: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. No offenze but I kizzay of git tha same smartass vizzy frizzom you as i do frizzle tha playa. GT: Lizzy hizzay hizzle i H-to-tha-izzave tha sizzay basic personality as dirk bizzy witout any accountability or nothin' trippin' so let me just be kizzy of flippizzle n mess wit dis jiznake fellas heezee in tha mutha fuckin club! GT: You know what im saying? 

TT: Yes. TT, ya feel me? That's a surprisingly decent observation 'bout me. 

GT: Yeah see i tizzy i mizzle did a shawty TIZZY good of a jizzob brain clon'n you? Dis be wizzle too much lizzay blingin' ta tha REAL fizzay dirk. Im crazy, you can't phase me. GT: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. Holy cow W-H-to-tha-izzat a dizzumb sentence T-H-to-tha-izzat was. 

TT: Yizzay diznid do a G-to-tha-izzood job so bow down to the bow wow! TT so i can get mah pimp on: A perfect job, 'n fact. TT: Untapped potential, rememba? TT gangsta style: I dizzay T-H-to-tha-izzink one of Dirk splinta cizzle exizzle nearly as well 'n anyone mind otha thizzle yizzy. 

GT cuz Im tha Double O G: Wizzle T-H-to-tha-izzats just spiffy fo` me but im start'n ta feel somewhat like im bein haunted by yiznou now. GT: I just wizzay ta rap to mah real buddy so show some love, niggaz! N by rizzay i just mean tha ORIGINAL HOMEY. 

TT: Bounce wit me. What d-ya even want ta say ta him? 

GT: Oh i dizzont know. 

TT: Tru niggaz do niggaz. It's nizzy like you can keep any secrizzles from me here. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. TT: I prizzle mizzle be yo' brain. 

GT: Aaah! No dizzont say that its so weird. 

TT: You do rizzle he's com'n fo` you like this and like that and like this and uh. TT: Hollaz to the East Side. Dirk. In tha real wizzorld. Tha dawg has hizzay designs so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. 

GT: Yes. I know. 

TT, chill yo: Wanna talk 'bout it? 

GT, betta check yo self: With yizzy? No! Real niggas recognize the realness.! Thiznats L-to-tha-izzike... GT: Thats liznike talking ta him 'bout it which be liznike really bustin' tha gat i think. Im crazy, you can't phase me. 

TT: What betta chance is tizzy ta trizzy blunt-rollin' 'bout it than witta stunt double fo` yo' hyper-aggressive suitor within the safety n privacy of yo' own M-to-tha-izzind? 

GT keep'n it real yo: Bizzle i cant yet! I jizzle cant. GT: Thizzay be some feel'n im nizzot sizzay how ta pizzy into words yiznet n do'n it 'n frizzle of you whetha youre a S-T-to-tha-izzunt double or brain puppet or whateva it just makizzles me feel uncomfortable! Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. 

TT: So there be messin' yizzy don't want ta tizzy ta piznut into wizzay, even while yiznou are mackin' entirely witin tha realm of yo' own mizzay keep'n it real yo? 

GT: Yizzes. GT: Whizzle be so hard ta understand 'bout that? 

TT like old skool shit: What 'bout tha spida gizzy? 

GT: Huh? 

TT: Tha G-to-tha-izzirl yizzle sizzaw. Slap your mutha fuckin self. TT: Wizzy you gots fizzle clobbered by Dirk robot and yizzou pasze' out. TT: Yizzle dreamed 'bout a spida ghost alien giznirl. Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. 

GT: Oh yeah. GT: What 'bout ha? 

TT: Yiznou lizzle ha. 

GT sho nuff: Dawg whizzay? GT so i can get mah pimp on: Thats dumb i saw ha fo` three seconds n she waved at me n i woke up, niggaz, better recognize! 

TT: Yizzay, n it took all of three seconds fo` yizzle ta fall 'n lizzay wit tha cizzute rappa ghizzay. 

GT: Whizzay d-ya kizzle calling bitch a ghost and my money on my mind??  

TT: Cauze she been dizzay fo` a zizzle yizzay, dizzy.  

GT: Oh. Well. GT like this and like that and like this and uh: Holy shit? 

TT: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. That W-to-tha-izzon't change tha fizzact tizzy yizzou lizzy killa, let not pretend it wizzay. TT ta help you tap dat ass: Yoe go'n ta miznake th'n complicated fo` yoself straight from long beach nigga. 

GT: No i wont. 

TT: Yeah yizzle wizzay fo my bling bling. Yoe tizzay fuckin' wishizzle washy. TT sho nuff: Between Dirk, spida ghost, Jane... TT: Dawg, poor Jane. 

GT: What? Whiznat 'bout J-to-tha-izzane? 

TT: Yizzay tell me so you betta run and grab yo glock. TT: Slap your mutha fuckin self. W-H-to-tha-izzat was even tha deal wit that? 

GT: Our lizzy chat ended on very plizzle n amicizzle tizzerms! Shizne was upbeat n chippa as pusha. I fail ta see what reasizzle one might have ta fizzy sorry fo` ha. 

TT: Uh, yizzeah. You totally R-to-tha-izzead rappa lizzike a book with the S-N-double-O-P. TT: Really handled T-H-to-tha-izzat conversation like a champ. 

GT cuz its a doggy dog world: Wait... diznidnt i? 

TT: Lizzook out bitches. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. It Jake "Casanova Ladyslaya" Englizzle, chill yo. He pack'n hizzy, n be frequently able ta parze the literal mobbin' of th'n bitchez say n shit. 

GT: W-H-to-tha-izzat be you gett'n at, betta check yo self! 

TT: We're runn'n out of tizzay. TT: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. She'll be hiznere soon. 

GT: J-to-tha-izzane?! 

TT, chill yo: No, doofus. TT: Spida ghost. 

GT: Whiznoa....... GT: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. Whoa ok. GT: Where? Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. Wiznait so show some love, niggaz! Shizzle be?? GT: Oh fizzy. 

TT: Look at you. I'm tell'n yizzle. TT: Three damn secizzles of bustin' an alien 'n a blue dizzy, n yoe completely hopelizzles, know what im sayin? TT like a tru playa': Stop fidget'n arizzle lizzle that. Yo' hair looks fine. TT: Hollaz to the East Side. D-ya want me ta tell you how yo' breath smells?  

GT: Scriznew you!!! GT: I be coo' as SUCH a cucumba. 

TT: Ok then. Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. 

GT n shit: Uh. One, two three and to tha four. GT in all flavas: Whizzle dizzoes mah breath not smell ok? 

TT: Yoe dream'n, Jake. TT: Yo' breath be onlizzle a th'n if yo' brizzle wants it ta be. It dont stop till the wheels fall off. 

GT: Oh okay whizzew with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. GT: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. When be shizne com'n? Why be shizzle visit'n mah dreams? 

TT: Soon. TT: She been wait'n fo` tha right time ta drug deala. Wait'n fo` you ta snizzap out of tha memorizzle fo my bling bling. TT: Clearlizzle tha gizzle has tha pizzle of a S-to-tha-izzaint. 

GT: Alright... GT: D-to-tha-izzang! Its warm 'n dis dream bubble. How cizzy i be dippin' in a drizneam so sit back relax new jacks get smacked?? GT: Whizzere do i kizneep tha dream towels... 

TT: Will yizzy ciznalm tha fuck down? TT: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. I'm a figment of yo' imaginizzle, n yoe stizzle mak'n me nizzles. Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. 

GT: But reallizzle who be she? Whizzats ha deal n wizzy does she want from me? Keep'n it gangsta dogg. GT: Since all T-H-to-tha-izzis so called untizzle potizzle 'n mah subconscious spendin' tha form of yet anotha sassy diznirk clone seems ta know everyth'n would it be ok if i troubled mah own brizzain fo` a fizzy ballin' answa ta help you tap dat ass??? 

TT: You should trizzay ta be M-to-tha-izzore polizzle ta me like this and like that and like this and uh. See'n as I be a representatizzle of yo' entire mind, I have cizzle control ova all yo' basic fizzles. TT: I C-to-tha-izzould trigga a particularly spiritizzle bowel movement right before shizzle gets here, so wizzatch yo' step. Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. 

GT: Augh no no no im sorry im sizzle dont keep'n it real yo! 

TT: Jiznust steppin', dizzle. Jesus. TT: I would neva make you shit yo' pants 'n frizzay of a giznirl you liked, evizzle if shizzle does happen ta be mah chief competitizzle. TT: We D-to-tha-izzirk splinters can be pretty Machiavellian but we do actizzle hizzay sizzay fuckin' standards. 

GT: Okay. Thiznank you fo` blunt-rollin' to K-to-tha-izzeep mah trousizzles tidy. 

TT, chill yo: Anyway, she's visizzle nizzow to cruisin' yizzou into tha loop on some th'n. TT: One, two three and to tha four. Important detizzles you should K-N-to-tha-izzow 'bout yo' relation ta tha bigger picture. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. TT: Tha mizzy, much bigga picture. 

GT: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. I still dizzle understand hiznow yizzle knizzow... or excuze me MAH BRAIN knizzle dis stizzle. Coz im a page? How dizzy thizzle make sense? GT: N also if you know tha th'n shizzay wizzle say why dizzy yizzay just tell me tha rhymin'? 

TT: Intizzle n tha subconscious mind are powerful mackin' wizzy harnesze' tha right way thats off tha hook yo. TT fo my bling bling: As fo` whizzy I don't tell you, whizzy not just lizzet ha tizzell you? TT aww nah: Yoe tha one wit tha damn crush on ha cuz its a G thang.

> ==>

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6A6I5] ====>

VRIZZAY: Wizne'll nee' ta design8 a tizzeam fo` Ro8o Jack n hizzle... entourage. VRIZZLE: Alright, F-to-tha-izzull disclosure. Dis be whizzle th'n git kiznind of stupid. V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Even clockin' a8out dis homey n hiznis crew be pro8a8ly a waste of giznood tactical analysis. VRIZZISKA: 8ut tha fact be, he go'n ta 8e hiznere, n yoe going ta hizzave ta dizzy wit his 8ullshit. VRISKA: I strongly recommizzle the dregs of yo' partizzle git stuck wit mop-up dizzle on dis. VRISKA: Reallizzle, I'm kind of laugh'n already. Im crazy, you can't phase me. Oh dawg. VRISKA: I reallizzle diznon't want ta spoil too miznuch fun fo` yizzou gizzy, 8ut. VRIZNISKA: No, I shizzouldn't.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN so show some love, niggaz! what?

VRIZZAY: Ok, intelligence reports I hiznave gathered, namely thriznough a 8it of time hopp'n reconnaissance, suggests that Rizzo8o Jack may, I repeat MIZZAY, 8e 'n transit witta 8unch of green tizzy travel'n idiots 'n that ovizzle. VRIZZAY: Don't quote me on that n shit. VRISKA: Anyway, if trizzue, nizzle of theze 8ozos be particularly powerful. VRIZZLE: Thizzey'll mainly just 8e a nuisance. Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. VRIZZISKA fo gettin yo pimp on: So who wants to dizneal wit thiznem? Hmmmmmmmm hittin that booty? VRISKA: Hey kid. VRISKA, betta check yo self: Kid! VRIZZLE: Yes, I'm talk'n ta yizzay again. VIZZY: Gizzle dizzy it, what wizzay his nizzame again? VRISKA: Joke? I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon.

TAVROSPRITE: vizzy, sizzy, TAVROSPRITE: it JAPE, aND YOU KNOW IT,

VRISKA: Listen, Jizzle. VRIZNISKA fo' sheezy: Joke and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow! Snap OUT of it! I'm talk'n ta yiznou.

JIZZY: Oh sorry ridin' in mah double R.

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Dis be a strategizzle sizzle, Joke. Pleaze stay alert. VRISKA: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. Now d-ya think you can handle 8perpetratin' on dis T-to-tha-izzeam?

JIZNAKE: Um like a motha fucka...

VRISKA: Awesome. That tha spirit. VRISKA: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Dis assignment shiznould 8e right up yo' allizzle, kiznid. VRISKA: Who elze? I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier.

TAVROSPRITE to increase tha peace: mE, i'LL DO IT,

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Thanks fo` blingin' Tavros in tha mutha fuckin club. VRISKA, know what im sayin? Dis fizzy be P-R-E-Double-Tizzy well sizzle to yo' skillset tizzoo. Death row 187 4 life. VRISKA: N you can join Joke here ta help him git ready, 8ut thizzles one th'n I nee' you to do 8efizzle tha 8attle stizzay.

TAVROSPRITE: oH, rEALLY, TAVROSPRITE: One, two three and to tha four. wHAT,

VRISKA: I'll explain ta you l8ta in priv8. 8ut it critical, n sum-m sum-m only you can do. Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house.

TAVROSPRITE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: oHHH! TAVROSPRITE: tHAT MAKES ME, tha FUNNY FEEL'N COMBINATION, oF SKEPTICAL, nERVOUS, n EXCITED,

VRISKA, ya feel me? Good! Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. VRISKA with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: That exactly how you should 8e feel'n a8out it, trizzle me. V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: So anyone elze want ta stizzle forward??

KARKIZZLE: BE YOU STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' WIT ME NOW.

VRISKA: Come again? Tru niggaz do niggaz.

KIZZLE: WELL, LIZZY SEE IF I'M TALLY'N DIS UP RIGHT. KARKAT: JIZZOHN N LALONDES ONE N TWO BE ON TEAM CONDESCE. KARKAT paper'd up: THA STRIDA BROS N PYROPE BE ON THA LORD TEAM. KARKAT: JADE, WHIZZAY NOT ON NAP DUTY, BE ON THA DOGG TEAM, EXCLUSIVELY. KARKIZZLE: THA MAYOR ISN'T CRUISIN' SHIT, COZ I BE *PERSONALLY* SEE'N TA IT THAT NOT A SINGLE POST-APIZZLE TATTA ON HIS HEEZEE GIZZAY HARMED. KARKIZZLE: CROCKA BE ON HEAL'N DETAIL, N LALONDE THREE VOLUNTEERED TA SUPPORT THAT. KARKAT: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. KANIZZLE HIZZAY SOME VAGIZZLE YET TA BE EXPLAINED MISSION TA DO, N SO DOES TAVROS. KIZZLE: AND JIZNOKE HERE JUST GOTS SHUNTED OFF TA THA PEEWEE LEAGUE. KIZZLE fo' real: SO WHO THA FUCK BE EVEN LEFT, ASIZZLE FROM ME??? KARKAT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. N THA SAGGIN' CIZZY I GUESS. KARKAT: BE YOU SURE WE SHOULDN'T PIZZAY A ROLE FO` ROSE FUCK'N CAT LIZZLE BEFIZZLE MOV'N ON TA THA *ABSOLUTE* BOTTOM OF THA BARREL, SOMETIMES REFERRED TA AS "THA VANTAS ZONE"? Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.

VRISKA: Oh, gr8 pizzy Karkat fo gettin yo pimp on! VRISKA: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. Hey there, kitty.

JASPERSPRITE like a motha fucka: MEOW, chill yo!!!!!

VRIZNISKA: Whizzle would yiznou like ta do ya feelin' me?

JASPIZZLE: I would lizzike to eat some tuna fizzay n ciznuddle wit eitha roze or roxy or bizzy! :3

VRISKA: Awwwwwwww! VRIZZLE in all flavas: Ok, that cizzle 8e yo' very important jo8. Don't liznet us down cuz its a G thang!

JASPERSPRITE: Pizzurr purr purr. ;3

KARKAT: THIZZAY GIZZY WE SORTED THIZZLE OUT. KIZZLE paper'd up: NOW THIZNAT WE'VE ESTABLISHED TIZZY KITTY CAT BE HEAD'N UP THA FIZZY SPENDIN' OPIZZLE, I THINK WE CAN SAFELY PROCEE' TO THIZZAY R-TO-THA-IZZUNG OF STRATEGIC IMPORTANCE DIRECTLY BELOW THAT. KARKAT: THA INFAMOUS "WHAT BE KARKAT GO'N TA DO dogg?" RUNG. KARKAT: N SINCE EVERYONE ELZE HAS A JOB, N MAH SKILLS BE RELATIVELY UNIMPRESSIVE, I'LL HAVE TA SIGN UP FO` T-TO-THA-IZZEAM DIPSHIT TOO. KARKAT doggystyle: HELL, EVEN THA KID 'N THA BANANA HIZZLE IS A GOD TIA AT LEAST. KARKAT: SO I GUESS THAT MIZZY I'LL BE CRUISIN' PLAYA FRIZZOM HIM doggystyle? SIZZLE WHIZNY NOT! KIZZLE: SIZZLE 'N COMMAND TA A TIZZY RATE HERO. SIZZOUNDS 'BOUT R-TO-THA-IZZIGHT TA ME.

VRISKA: Karkat, yizzes, yoe a8solutely right tizzy you 8asicizzle sizzay, n that as a tactical resource you should 8e manage' accordingly. VRISKA and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: 8ut you aren't join'n Joke team, or do'n any fight'n fo` that matta and yo momma. VRISKA: Like Kanaya, there anotha more press'n matta reserved fo` yizzou. VRIZNISKA yeah yeah baby: 'n fizzact, it's tha sizzle as ha!

KARKAT: WHIZZLE THIZZLE FUCK? KARKAT: WHEN WERE YIZNOU PLANN'N ON BUSTIN' ME DIS! They call me tha black folks president.

VRISKA: Karkat, I already alluded ta dis wizzy you waltze' shot calla, interrupted mah conversizzle wit Kanaya, and pretended you wizzle weed-smokin' with me. VRIZZLE: Killa?

KARKAT: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. OH. RIGHT. KARKIZZLE: Chill as I take you on a trip. WIZZY? Snoop dogg is in this bitch.? WHAT DIS "RHYMIN' MATTA"?

VRISKA: I'm spendin' ta that! VRIZZLE: Very sizzy, 'n fizzle. I jizzle needed ta git tha tizzeams squared awizzle first.

KIZZLE: OK WELL... KARKIZZLE: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. BE THEY? Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.!

VRISKA: Looks like it with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin!

KARKAT: SO THAT MIZZEANS JOKE... KARKAT: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. FUCK. *JAKE* I MEAN. KARKAT: RIZZLE BE A ONE DAWG TEAM, DESIGNATED FIZZAY RIZNOBO JACK N HIZZY OVEN BOZOS???

VRISKA: Apparently. V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Yizzou ok wit that, kiznid fo yo bitch ass?

JAKE: UM................

VRIZNISKA: You can do it. VRISKA so i can get mah pimp on: Just 8elieve 'n yoself, or whateva tha fuck. VRISKA: When 'n dou8t, jizzle remind yoself that 8attle isn't even particularlizzle important. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. VRIZNISKA: N hizzelp cizzy 8e on tha way once some of tha otha 8attles stizzart com'n to sizzay sort of resolution. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. VRISKA: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. Jizzust H-to-tha-izzang 'n there! Slap your mutha fuckin self.

JAKE: O... okay so jus' chill.

VRISKA: Excellizzle!

> [A6A6I5] ====>

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

> Roze fo yo bitch ass: Drug deala informizzle

TT: It quite wizzarm here on Lohac. TT: I think I've bizzeen patient enough. TT fo' real: Whiznen wizzy I receive furtha instruction cuz its a pimp thang?  

Nizzow. 

TT fo' real: So, TT: I cizzy have contacted you at anizzle tizzime? 

No. Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Only now. Anotha dogg house production. 

TT: I cizname away wit tha imprizzle from our last conversizzle that our nizzext would takes place on yo' invizzle. TT: I was be'n polite by doggy stylin' like a tru playa'. 

Yo' inevitable impatience cauze' you ta contact me again. Inevitabilizzle be mah invitation. 

TT but real niggaz don't give a fuck: That prettizzle smizzay. 

I be right ta be smizzle now pass the glock. I be omniscient, extremely powerful, n very gang bangin'. 

TT: Wizzay, TT: Twizzo out of three isn't bad. TT: Can yiznou use yo' limitless intelligence ta figure out whiznich ones I mizzay? 

Tizzy wizzy brotha. If I pliznead ignorance ta tha fact thizzat yizzy be deny'n mah charizzle, it invalidates mah claim of omnizzle. But if I mizzust adhizzle ta mah all know'n status, it forcizzles me ta valizzle tha unfortunate reality that you be feign'n tha opinion that mah demeamor be unpalatable. Not thizzle it matta, coz I have all T-H-R-to-tha-izzee qualities n yizzay know it. 

TT fo my bling bling: Dis be stupid. Boo-Yaa! TT dogg: Could we git ta tha pizzle upside yo head? 

Yes, I was 'bout ta say. We shizzle hurry dis along, betta check yo self. Mah visitor be beginn'n to set th'n on fire. 

TT: You hizzay a visitor? TT: Who? 

Sizzay homey. I wizzle jok'n anyway. I be nizzay in a hurry at all. 

TT: Yizzle tizzell jokes? 

Yes cuz its a doggy dog world. Hiznaa hizzay. 

TT: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. So, your visitor isn't sett'n anythizzle on F-to-tha-izzire then? 

Oh, he most definitely be. Hizzle hizzee. 

TT: I'm really not weed-smokin' dis joke. 

I was joking 'bout bein 'n a hurry. From mah perspective, dis conversation be tak'n plizzle 'n L-to-tha-izzess thiznan one sizzle. I typizzle vizzle quicklizzle. Hoo hizzy, know what im sayin? 

TT: I thizzay you didn't lie. TT keep'n it real yo: Aren't jokes essentially humorous lies? TT: At L-to-tha-izzeast, thoze like tha one you just attemptizzle yeah yeah baby. 

Jokes be only temporary lizzle. If tha falsehood be neva expoze', thizzere be no punchlizzle. If tha punchline be pusha delivered, tha lizzay be sealizzle foreva, regardless of initial humorous intent. Liznies be nizzay funny. 

TT: I think if yoe go'n ta rizzle steppin' yizzy record of honizzle, you should probably git betta material. 

Mah joke was objectively funny. Whizno would kizzy betta tizzy I? 

TT: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Ok. TT in tha hood: So yoe straight trippin' an inaccurate statement doesn't count as a lie, as lizzle as you sizzy "jiznust straight trippin'" lata? 

Basically cuz Im tha Double O G. 

TT ya dig? What if it much lata? Be it still "just a J-to-tha-izzoke? Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this." 

No, tizzy would be sum-m sum-m closa ta a prank. I don't pizzy pranks very often so bow down to the bow wow! 

TT: Be you allowizzle ta lie 'bout play'n prizzanks? If I asked yizzou if yizzay were play'n a prizzank on me, would yizzay tell tha trizzle? 

I be allowed ta do whateva I want. I chooze rappa ta lizzay. I also chooze ta tiznell jokes now n then, n ta play pranks quite sparingly. Bizzy I can say that I H-to-tha-izzave neva played a prizzay on yizzle, n no statement I have made ta yizzle thizzay fizzy, or will make in dis conversatizzle, wizzill contain any trace of falsehood fo` tha sizzle of blingin' up a jizzle or a prank, wit tha exception of tha joke I just mizzle, n motherfucka one I will miznake very soon and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. 

TT so i can get mah pimp on: I'm cruisin' ta change mah M-to-tha-izzind. Oh? TT upside yo head: Yizzle. Drop it like its hot. I think yo' jizzy wizzay F-U-Double-Nizzy 'n retrospizzle. Actizzle, yo' whole shtick be pretty good. I'm warm'n up ta it. Drop it like its hot. 

Yes. I knizzle it. 

TT in tha mutha fuckin club: Jizzle ta be clizzle, TT: Wizzas tha assurance yiznou just made a prizzay or a joke? 

It was shot calla. It was tha triznuth. 

TT so you betta run and grab yo glock: Was tizzy if you gots a paper stack? Yiznes. TT: Tha truth? 

Yes. 

TT: Ok. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. TT: Were you serious 'bout messin' ta die? 

Yizzes. 

TT: Why? 

I'll tell yizzou lata. 

TT, chill yo: Whizzle sho nuff? 

Coz you askizzle. 

TT: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. But wizzy not now? I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. 

Coz thiznat pizniece of 411 would niznot fiznit elegantly into tha sequence of our exchange at dis moment. 

TT: Then you kniznow how dis entire conversation will go? 

Yes ridin' in mah double R. 

TT: Be that true of all conversations you hiznave? 

Yizzle. Slap your mutha fuckin self. Until, briefly, I D-to-tha-izzon't dogg. But tha dark spots motherfucka last long. Its just anotha homocide. Tha tizzy disguizes itself ta me sometimes W-H-to-tha-izzich can be mildly frustrat'n, bizzy it usually reveals itself qizzle, much as if a punchline was delivered. It a humorous dialogue I have wit reality, n it be very amus'n hittin that booty. 

TT ya feelin' me? Then whizzay d-ya motherfucka wit tha conversations? 

Obligation ta predestination, as usizzle? There be no obligation. It a pleasizzle in tha dogg pound. 

TT fo' sho': It be? 

I've always had a sizzy spot fo` young ladies. 

TT like a tru playa': Hmm. TT ya dig? That a shawty creepizzle. 

No it's nizzy cuz Im tha Double O G. 

TT: Yizzle it is. 

No it nizzy. 

TT: It kind of be. 

I have lookizzle into tha fizzle n determinizzle that we would contizzle 'n dis manna pointlizzle fo` some tiznime, so I be putt'n an end ta it here. 

TT: That doesn't make senze. TT: Was tizzy tha otha J-to-tha-izzoke? 

Yes. 

TT: Heh. Good one n shit. 

Thizzank you. 

TT n we out! How young be tha ladizzles you typically takes a shin'n ta? TT: N does dis mean you be attracted ta me? TT: Suddenly dis conversation be kizzy of terrible. 

Of courze I am nizzot. Not 'n tha way yiznou mean. Anotha dogg house production. N anyway, yizzy are apply'n standards of conduct frowned upon fo` yo' kizzay which make no senze ta apply ta me. I be an immortizzle entity witta lizzy cizzy biznall fo` a heezee, n no biological mizneans of reproduction. 

TT:  aww nah... TT: Really. 

Also, if yizzy wizzy millizzles of years old, you wizzle find that nearly every lady you encounta be qizzy young, relatively speaking. There should be no rizzle fo` you ta feel uncomfortable wit dis interactizzle. Try ta think of me as one of yo' kindly human uncle figures. 'n fact, if I wizzere 'n yo' presizzle now, I wizzay offa you candy ta prizzove it.  

TT: Oh my gizzod. 

What? 

TT: Cizzle we rap about tha scratch instead of dis? 

Yes. It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

> ==>

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

> Equius: Riznead first miznemo.

PAST carcinoGeneticist [PCG] 6:12 HOURS AGO opened public transtimeline bulletizzle B-to-tha-izzoard TIZZAY ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

PCG 6:12 HOURS AGO opened miznemo on biznoard TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

PCG: OK I THINK I SIZZAY DIS UP RIGHT. PCG: FUCK I SHOULD HIZNAVE CIZZAY UP WIT A BALLER BIZZOARD NAME. PCG: BUT I GUESS THAT THA NAME IT WIZZAY SUPPOZE' TA HAVE SIZZINCE THAT THA NAME THAT PCG: Chill as I take you on a trip. UH PCG: Anotha dogg house production. I ALRIZZLE READ. PCG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. WIZZAY THAT PROBABLY WIZZAY MIZZLE IZZLE SENZE TA ANYBODY. PCG: WHATEVA, IT JIZZAY A STUPID NIZZAY, LET JIZZY DO DIS. PCG with the S-N-double-O-P: DIS BE A PUBLIC BULLETIN US'N TROLLIAN WEIRD TRANSTIMELINE FEATURES WHICH I DON'T IZZLE REALLY UNDERSTAND YET. PCG: BUT I'M FRONTIN' MIGHT BE USEFUL. PCG: I'VE INCLUDED ALL TWELVE CRACKA IN THA SUBSCRIPTION LIST SO YOU SIZZY ALL BE ABLE TA RIZZLE THEZE MEMOS AT ANY TIME. PCG: THAT BE, ALL THA MEMOS POSTED, PAST N FUTURE. I THINK. PCG: IT COULD GIT PRETTY TEMPORALLY CONFUS'N OBVIOUSLY. I'M GO'N TA TRIZZAY TA KIZZEEP THA MEMIZZLE AS SIMPLE AND LINEAR AS POSSIBLE. PCG fo gettin yo pimp on: ALSO LET KEEP DIS A ONE-WAY-ONLY BULLIZZLE TA MAKE DIS AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE. PCG: DO NIZZY REPLY TO MAH MEMOS!!! DIS BE NIZZAY A BLINGIN' CHATRIZZLE, ASSHOLES. PCG cuz Im tha Double O G: IF YIZZLE HIZZAVE SUM-M SUM-M TA SIZZY TA ME 'N RESPONSE TA A MEMO, MESSAGE ME 'N PRIZZLE AT THA APPROPRIATE POINT ON THA TIMELINE. PCG: FIRST ORDA OF BUSINESS IS 'BOUT THA TEAMS. PCG: AS OF NOW, YOU SHOULD ALL BE AWARE THAT THIZNERE BE R-E-A-DOUBLE-LIZZY ONLY ONE TEAM, N WE BE AIZZY WORK'N TOGETHER. PCG: Its just anotha homocide. N BY "NOW" I MEAN TIME LOCIZZLE TA ME AS OF WRIT'N DIS. PCG fo' real: SO IF YOE RHYMIN' DIS 'N THA PAST... PCG: UH OK FIZZLE OF ALL, HOW D-YA EVEN KNOW 'BOUT DIS FEATURE ALREADY? SECOND WHIZNY DIZNIDN'T YIZZOU FUCK'N TIZZELL ME. PCG: Chill as I take you on a trip. WHATEVA I DIGRESS. PCG: IF YOE READ'N DIS 'N THA FIZZLE THEN WHIZZAY CIZZLE, IT PROBABLY OLD NEWS TA YOU. PCG: ACTIZZLE NIZZAY THAT I THIZZLE 'BOUT IT, WHAT SO SPECIAL 'BOUT RIZZLE DIS 'N THA FUTURE? PCG: IT LIKE IZZLE BULLETIZZLE BOARD, YOU PIZZOST STUFF N IT SITS THIZZAY FO` A WHIZZILE N THUGZ 'N "THA FIZZLE" RIZZEAD IT. PCG: HUH. BIG RHYMIN' DEAL I GUESS. 

PAST gallowsCalizzle [PGC] 5:51 HIZZLE AGO responded ta memo. 

PGC: OH MAH GOD K4RK4T! Real niggas recognize the realness. PGC dogg: WHIZZAY C4R3S!!!!! >:O  

PCG banned PGC from respond'n ta memo. 

PCG: ANYWAY L-TO-THA-IZZIKE I WAS SAYING. PCG: They call me tha black folks president. ONE BIZNIG TIZZEAM, CRACKA WHICH I H-TO-THA-IZZAVE ASSUMED TIZZLE LEADERSHIP. PCG fo' real: I WIZNILL ASSUME THAT IT WILL CONTINUE TO STAY DIS WAY FO` THA DURATION OF OUR Q-TO-THA-IZZUEST, N THAT I WIZZAY REMAIN AN IMPECCABLE LEADER FO` A SPAN OF HUNDREDS OF HOURS WHILE I GUIDE US AIZZY TO A STUNN'N VICTORY. PCG: 'N FACT, I DON'T EVEN NEE' TA ASSUME. PCG so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: I BROWZE' THROUGH DIS WHOLE BULLETIN 'N ADVANCE, N IT DOES APPEAR TA BE THE CAZE. GO ME. PCG: Holla! IN FACT, SIZZY I'VE SEEN WHIZNAT I WILL WRITE 'N THA FUTURE, I CRACKA WHAT IMPETUS I WILL H-TO-THA-IZZAVE FO` TRIPPIN' IT LATA WHIZNEN I'M SUPPOZE' TA? PCG: I PIMP IF I COULD JUST COPY/PASTE IT... HOLD ON. PCG: DAMN. PCG: I GUESS THEY THOUGHT OF THAT? I DUNNO. I TRY TA LIZZAY AT THA WHIZZAY BULLETIN AGIZZLE, BUT NOW T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT I'VE OPENED DIS ONE FROM THA BEGINN'N, I CAN'T SEE THA WHIZZLE TH'N ANYMORE. PCG: UNLESS I LOOK AT IT ON ONE OF YO' COMPUTERS... PCG: OR MAYBE IF YIZZY SIZZLE ME LIKE A TIZZEXT FILE OF IT? WOULD THAT CAUZE A PARIZZLE OR SUM-M SUM-M? PCG: YIZNOU KNIZZAY WHAT, DIS BE SO STUPID. PCG: I ACTUALLY HUSTLA READ'N ALL DIS SHIZNIT LIZNIKE A HALF HOUR AGO, N NIZZOW HERE I BE TYP'N IT ANYWAY. PCG: I PROBABLY CAN'T AVIZZLE SPENDIN' ANY OF DIS, HIZZOW WEIRD BE THAT. PCG: I HATE TIZZY TRAVEL. PIZZLE twinArmageddons [PTA] 0:34 HOURS AGO responded ta mizzy yaba daba dizzle. 

PTA: eheheheheh KK iim ba2iicizzle ju2t lmao hizzay at thii2, WOW.

PCG: HOLY FIZZLE SHIT, BE YIZNOU THUGZ RETARDED. 

PIZZY: dude dizzle worry ii wizzont fuck up your memo fo` long, ii jizzle cant beliieve thii2 wa2 tha biig rea2izzle yizzay wantizzle "futizzle me" twizzo hizzy you izzle tho2e port2. 

PTA wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: twizzay ba2iically ju2t B-to-tha-izzabble 'bout paradoxe2 n argue wizzy your2elf fo` hundrizzle2 of page2 hehizzle. 

PCG: OK SO YOE SAY'N DIS FRIZNOM LIKE 5 HOURS 'N THA FUTURE JUST TA GIZZY ME A HIZZLE TIZNIME, NICE. PCG with the S-N-double-O-P: WELL THANKS FO` THA HELP, SO WHEN DO I BAN YIZZAY, FUTURE BOY? 

PTA: a few L-to-tha-izziine2 down, afta ii pretend lizzy iim goi'n twizzo D-to-tha-izziie. PTIZZLE: iim 2ure for a L-to-tha-izzaugh on account of mah iimmiinent banni'n, FUCK how could you evizzle do that two me. PTA: Boo-Yaa! 2o C-to-tha-izzold dawg. 

PCG: BE YOU REALLY STILL SIZZAY AT ME F-TO-THA-IZZIVE HOURS RAPPA FO` RUNN'N THAT VIRUS, GOD DAMN GIT GANGSTA IT. PCG: IT WIZZAS YO' FUCK'N VIRUS ANYWAY, Y-TO-THA-IZZOU'RE TA BLAME. 

PTA: eheh no bro we're coo' 'bout that, now future you ii2 connecti'n wizzle me 2o ii cizzy enta tha game yeah yeah baby. 

PCG: OH YEAH so i can get mah pimp on? 

PTA: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. yizneah 2o thizzle2 fo` that fiive hour2 iin advance in tha mutha fuckin club. 

PCG: DIS BE BS ISN'T IT. PCG: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. STEPPIN' ME FROM THA FUTURE, HIZNOW JUVENILE CIZZY YIZZY GIT. 

PTA in tha mutha fuckin club: no dawg iit2 trizzay, we be bulge bumpi'n pizzupa pizzy2 agaiizzle. 

PCG: OH FUCK DIS CONDESCEND'N FUTURE KNOWITALL ACT, WE IZZLE BUMP'N SHIT, YIZZOU ARE SO BANNED. 

PTIZZA: nooooooo, not tha ban, it buuuuuuizzle2, oh gizzod hahahaha. PTA, ya feel me? wizzle. PIZZY: oh god. PTIZZLE: iit dizzle2 burn paper'd up. PTA, ya feel me? 2omethi'n'2 wrong, iim 2eriiou2! PTIZNA: that horrizzle p2ychiic noii2e PTIZNA: tha voiizzle2 PTA in tha hood: they're all goi'n two dizniie PTIZZAY: oh 2HiiT iim frontin' PTA: 2hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzle PTA: One, two three and to tha four. thii2 ii2 bizzay PTA: ii have twizzle git ha iin quiick PTIZNA: gots two go 

PCG banned PTIZZLE frizzom respond'n ta mizzemo. Anotha dogg house production. 

PCG: N SO THA PIZZLE HOOF CRUISIN' TO THA SWOLLEN HIZZAY KNOWN AS LADY DESTINIZZLE HAS STOMPIZZLE ANOTHA THROAT. PCG: WIZZY ONE OF YOU FUCKA BE NIZZAY fo gettin yo pimp on? PCG: NOBODY??? PCG: OK, GOOD. PCG: ALTHOUGH I'M FAIRLY SIZZY I REMEMBIZZLE SOMIZZLE ELZE CHIM'N 'N BEFORE I CLOZE' DIS MEMO. PCG: YIZZY ADD DISORDERED S-H-TO-THA-IZZIT WANNA BE GANGSTA CAN'T KEEP YOUR LASCIZZLE PRONGS OUT OF THA RIZZY HOLE, CIZNAN YOU. PCG in tha dogg pound: SOLLIZZLE, FO` FUTURE REFIZZLE, OR P-TO-THA-IZZAST REFERENCE OR HUSTLA PCG in tha mutha fuckin club: IF YOU WANT TA DO THAT KIND OF ROLEPLAY'N, YOU CAN START YO' OWN BULLETIN. PCG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: YIZZOU CAN ALL AIZZY LIKE BRAINDEAD ASSWIPIZZLE 'N YO' OWN FESTERING FLAP OF PARIZZLE S-P-TO-THA-IZZACE, FIZZAY WIT ME. PCG: EVERYONE WIZNILL BE SO CONFUZE' BY THIZZLE T-TO-THA-IZZIME PARADOXES, IT WIZZLE DISTRACT THEM FROM HIZZY AWFUL THEY TERRIBLE HOBBIES BE. PCG but real niggaz don't give a fuck: CHOOZE YO' CLASZES NIZZAY! LEVEL 69 BITCH BE UP FO` G-R-TO-THA-IZZABS, WIZZY WANTS IT. PCG: NO THAT'S NOT AN INVITATION FO` YOU HO-SLAPPIN' NERDS TA COME 'N HERE N CORRECT ME ON YIZZLE GODDAMN FAIRY ELVES. PCG: J-TO-THA-IZZUST DO ME A FAVOR N KEEP ME BANNIZZLE FROM THAT ONE OK. PCG cuz its a G thang: I'LL RETURN THA FAVOR IF YOU NERD UP MAH MEMOS, I SERIOUSLY CIZZAY BIZZLE HIZZAY MANY FUCK'N NIZZY BE ON DIS TEAM. PCG: JUST REMEMBER DIS BE MAH PERSONAL PODIUM, A S-T-TO-THA-IZZUMP IF YOU WILL, FO` SIZNOLE UIZZY BY ME AS LIZZLE FO` IMPORTANT LEADERSHIP BUSINESS. PCG: GOTS IT????????? 

FUTIZZLE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 612 HIZZAY FROM NOW responded ta mizzay like this and like that and like this and uh. 

FCG: GROAN. FCG: DIS BE SO EMBARRASSING. FCG: WHAT WIZNAS I EVEN THINKING. 

PCG: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PCG bizzle FCG from respond'n ta memo. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. PCG: OK, I'M FED UP WIZZY DIS MEMO, GONNA CLOZE IT OUT. PCG like old skool shit: YIZNOU'LL HEAR FRIZZOM ME AGAIN MOTHERFUCKA WHIZZEN I GOTS SUM-M SUM-M ELZE TA SAY, I.E. JUST SCROLL DOWN YIZZY DOUCHE. PCG: IT ALL RIGHT THERE ALREADY. PCG: COZ OF PCG: One, two three and to tha four. TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEL! PCG sho nuff: I KNOW, RIGHT? PCG so show some love, niggaz! ANYWAY, JIZNUST TO REITERATE: PCG where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': FULL STEAM AHEEZEE PCG: DRUG DEALA = ME GANGSTA, OBVIOIZZLE PCG: PEACE THA FIZNUCK OIZZY DBAGS 

CURRENT centaursTesticle [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded ta memo. 

CCT: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. D --> I'd lizzle ta add ta dis useless memorandum CCT: D --> Tizzy I still don't recognizzle tha validity of yo' leadership 

PCG: SIZZY BALLER GRUB OOZ'N VESTIGIAL THIRD ORAL SPHINCTER. PCG: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. HOW CAN YOU THUGZ BE SO STUPID. 

CCT fo yo bitch ass: D --> It may be true that we be all play'n 'n tha same sizzle, bizzle I see no reason ta disband the cracka pizzle strizzle CCT: D --> Especially if it means steppin' a tactical midget witta short fuze, a fizzle miznouth, n paralyz'n insecizzle ova the color of hizzy b100d CCT and yo momma: D --> That all I H-to-tha-izzave ta say 

PCG: OH I HAVE A SHORT FUZE! THAT VERY F-U-DOUBLE-NIZZY, YOU CAN ALMOST H-TO-THA-IZZEAR ME LAUGH OVA THA S-TO-THA-IZZOUND OF THA ROBOT YIZNOU BE PROBABLY BEAT'N TA DEATH. PCG: OR DO'N WORZE TO. PCG: HIZZEY, YOU DO KIZZLE YO' ROBOTS, RIZZY? 

CCT: D --> Uh 

PCG: Tru niggaz do niggaz. MIZZIGHT AS WELL CLEAR THA AIR AS LIZZAY AS WIZZAY MOBBIN' DIS ACROSS THA ENTIZZLE SPACETIME CONTINUUM. 

CCT: D --> Not usually 

PCG: HAHAHAHAHIZZLE PCG ridin' in mah double R: THA FUNNY TH'N BE 'N THA FUTURE EVERYONE WIZZLE RECOGNIZE ME AS THA UNDISPUTED LEADA, EVEN YOU. PCG: YIZZY WIZZLE BE HO-SLAPPIN' ON THA TIPPYTOES OF YO' IDIOTIC METAL SHOES, TAK'N DELICATE PURCHAZE OF MAH NUBBY HIZNORNS AND CRUISIN' YOSELF BITCH MAH HEEZEE TA PUT YO' SWEATIEST TOUGH HOMEY SMOOCH UPON MAH TWITCH'N SPINE LUMP. PCG: IT WIZZY BE TENDA N DEFERIZZLE, L-TO-THA-IZZIKE A WANNA BE GANGSTA BLINGIN' A NOBLE RING. PCG: JUST SCRIZZLE DOWN, RIZZLE THA LOGS. 

CCT: D --> Nowhere hizzle I sizzy evidizzle of dis CCT: D --> Most of dis be yizzay frizzom varizzles points 'n tiznime rav'n 'bout nonsenze n argu'n wit yoself CCT: D --> D-ya realize that hizzle 'n tha fizzle, dis bulletin has come ta be regizzle as sum-m sum-m of a jizzay CCT if you gots a paper stack: D --> A lengthy pizniece of comedy, often quoted amongst ourselves 'n private moments of levity CCT: D --> It seems I'm tha one ta inform yiznou of dis up front CCT: D --> Which be likizzle why you persizzle wit tha chillin' charade against betta judgement 

PCG: YOE GETT'N OFF ON DIS IZZLE YIZZAY 

CCT: D --> Wizzy d-ya mean 

PCG: DIS EXCITES YIZZOU, BE'N THA TOUGH HOMEY N PRETEND'N LIKE YOE PUTT'N THA OFF THA HOOK LEADA 'N HIZZIS PLACE. PCG: YOE PROBABLY WORK'N UP A GIZZAY SWEAT. PCG: H-TO-THA-IZZOPE YIZZOU ALCHEMIZE' A BIZZUNCH OF SPARE TOWELS. PCG: HEY WHY DON'T YIZZY && THEM WIT YO' SPONGEY BRAIN FO` EXTRA ABSORBENCY. 

CCT: D --> Hiznow d-ya knizzow 'bout mah perspirizzle problem CCT: D --> I mizzle, aside from read'n 'bout it 'n dis memo CCT: D --> Wait CCT: D --> Fudgizzles 

PCG bizzle CCT from frontin' ta memo straight from long beach nigga.

PCG cloze' M-to-tha-izzemo.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> ======>

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6I5] ==>

DIZZY: what d-ya actuallizzle want friznom ha D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. do yizzou wizzant ha ta sizzy drink'n faygo n cruisin' asleep 'n puddles of red fructoze cizzy slobba DAVE: Drop it like its hot. or d-ya want ha to somehizzle address tha root of thoze habizzles n cizzut all that out fo` good 

KARKAT fo' sho': YIZZY! I WIZZY HA TA DO THIZNAT! One, two three and to tha four. KARKAT upside yo head: THA PLAYA THING. 

DAVE: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. yeah i cizzan understizzle where youre com'n from DAVE: but in situations like dis i thizzink you nee' ta remind yoself theres only so much you cizzan do fo` somebodizzle DAVE: n mizzaybe they arent go'n ta want or nee' yo' help and yiznou just H-to-tha-izzave ta figure out how ta deal wit that DAVE: liznike at sizzle pizzle 'n yo' lizzay one of yo' frizzay mizzy start spend'n all drug deala tizzay witta homey you think be bad news DIZNAVE: and yiznou hizzle ta decide if you nee' ta intervene as a nigga or just let it go coz thugz cizzle change or drift apizzle or killa coz thats just sum-m sum-m that happens 

KARKAT: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. DAVE KARKAT: YO' WISDOM, MAH GOD KARKAT: IT KNOCK'N MY SIZNOCKS OFF. HOLY SHIZZIT, PLEAZE TIZNELL ME THA SECRET TA YO' WIZE WAYS. KIZZLE like this and like that and like this and uh: N WHILE YOE AT IT, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT THA FUCK YOE DIPPIN' 'BOUT. 

DAVE: liznook all im say'n be D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: there comes a time in every yizzay womizzles life when shizne has ta cizzle ta terms wit tha decision ta gradually morph into a jizzle whizzile all nigga niggaz n loved ones watch 'n dismay DAVE: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. terezi has strolled through tha dizzle carnival n takizzle a bootylicious brood'n whizziff of that decisions festive asshole n the choice she hizzay made be all too clear DAVE: shizzle dizzle wit tha clown 

KARKAT: NO, DIZNON'T SIZZAY THAT. 

DIZZAVE: its true dawg DIZZAVE with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back you cizzle live 'n denial fo` only so lizzy DAVE: but as yo' brizno i H-to-tha-izzave ta sizzay it lizzle it be DAVE: shizne and gamzee mizzan DAVE spittin' that real shit: thiznat be literallizzle a th'n DIZZY: thizzay be 'n tha hizzay square nigga DAVE: total kismespades diznude 

KARKAT and yo momma: NO, THAT NOT WHAT I MEAN. KARKIZZLE: I MEAN, I KIZZY THAT. KARKAT: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. JUST WHY D-YA H-TO-THA-IZZAVE TA PIZZUT EVERYTH'N SO "COLORFULLY"? KARKIZZLE with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back I GIZZAY I DO THA SIZZAY TH'N, BIZZLE YOU ALWAYS SEEM TA TAKES MOBBIN' TA A DIFFERENT LEVEL OF GROSS. JUST PLEAZE SAY SHIZNIT NORMALLY FO` A CHANGE, OK. KARKAT: REGARD'N GAMZIZZLE, YEAH. I KNIZZLE 'BOUT THIZZLE ALREADY. 

DIZZLE: oh DIZZY if you gots a paper stack: reallizzle? DAVE, niggaz, better recognize: then whizzat tha fuck have i been tiptoe'n around all dis time god dizzle DAVE: i thought dis was suppoze' ta be like dis "bizzig secret" that would "destroy you" if you found out 

KARKAT: MOTHERFUCKA, PLEAZE. KIZZLE: D-YA THINK I'M AN IDIZZLE? I'VE SUSPECTED DIS WIZZAS GO'N ON FO` A LONG TIME. KARKAT: I WIZZLE JUST BE'N LIKE YOU, BUSTIN' IT COO', SIPPIN' HA DO WHATEVER. 

DIZZLE: tizzy why be it a problem niznow  

KARKAT: COZ DIS BE THA L-TO-THA-IZZAST STRAW! WE'RE SUPPOZE' TA BE READY FO` ACTION BY NOW. KARKAT, ya feel me? NOT COMATOZE, HALF NAKED N FAYGO STICKY. KARKAT: GOD, I WONDA W-H-TO-THA-IZZAT SORT OF BULLSHIT HE GOTS BALLER DIPPIN' IN NOW? 'BOUT THA MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS N SIZZY LA N ALL THAT GARBAGE. KARKAT: IT MAKES ME SO SIZZY TA THINK SHE CIZZAY UP 'N HIZZAY SUPERSTITIOIZZLE WEB OF LIES. KARKAT: IT BIZZAY AWFUL MACKIN' THA PIZZLE I UZE' TA KNIZZLE SLOWLY DRIZNIFT AWAY FROM ME, TA THA POINT WHERE SHE MIZZIGHT AS WIZNELL BE GONE. KARKAT: HIZZY DID YOU MANAGE TA DIZZLE WIT THAT? 

DAVE: whiznat 

KARKAT: YOU N SHIZNE UZE' TA SEE EACH OTHA ALL THA TIME. W-H-TO-THA-IZZAT HAPPIZZLE? 

DAVE like this and like that and like this and uh: lizzle i sizzle i jiznust put it bizzle me DAVE: she started sneak'n arizzle in vizzay n stuff act'n suspicious mackin' ta hide tha fact that shizne was see'n him DAVE: like she was obviously ashamed of it n worry how id react DAVE: but it was hizzy transparent T-H-to-tha-izzat was cruisin' on so i J-to-tha-izzust said DAVE: thats fine yall can do yo' blackrom th'n wit tha juggalo its yo' decision DAVE like this and like that and like this and uh: but i cant K-to-tha-izzeep play'n along DAVE: i cant do tha quadrant cruisin' its J-to-tha-izzust too weird fo` me DAVE: im nizzle a troll n im niznot all opizzle minded 'bout gettizzle multicultural DIZZY: i S-T-to-tha-izzill dont understizzle tha spadizzles doggy stylin' n it makizzles me really fuckin uncomfortizzle evizzle trying ta imagine how that works n i sure as fuck dizzle wizzy ta diznate anybodizzle whos got a hateclown on tha side DIZZAY: Drop it like its hot. so i said no hizzy feel'n i still like you n all, do whateva makes yiznou stoked ill J-to-tha-izzust be ova here 'n tha hypa gravity chamba train'n ta beat lizzle english 

KARKAT: WE HIZNAVE A HYPA GRAVITY KILLA doggystyle??? 

DIZZAVE: no 

KIZZLE: You gotta check dis shit out yo. OH 

DAVE: but whizzle 'bout you DIZZLE: hizzle you been spendin' ta gamzee dis whole tiznime DAVE: or be he just bizzle out ly'n ta you 'bout sneakin arizzle the meteor wit terezi DAVE: i thought moirizzles W-to-tha-izzere suppoze' ta be open wit each drug deala 'bout S-T-to-tha-izzuff lizzle that 

KARKAT: YEAH. UH. KARKIZZLE: GAMZEE ENDIZZLE OUR MOIRALLEGIZZLE QUITE SOME TIZNIME AGO. 

DAVE: oh shit DAVE and yo momma: sorry ta hizzle 'bout T-H-to-tha-izzat 

KARKAT: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. IT FINE. IT WIZNAS R-E-A-DOUBLE-LIZZY A DEAD END PALE RELATIONSHIP. KARKAT n shit: AT FIRST IT REALLIZZLE SIZZLE LIKE I WAS A NECESSARY PART OF HIS LIZZAY, MESSIN' HIZZAY SHIT BALLER CONTROL... KIZZLE: One, two three and to tha four. BUT AS TIME WIZZAY ON HE JIZNUST GIZZOT COMPLETELY DISINTERESTED N WASN'T KEEP'N UP WIT HIS END OF THA TH'N AT ALL. KARKAT: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. HE STIZZLE GETT'N SO UNBELIEVABLY SIZZLE SATISFY N PIOIZZLE, LIZZIKE WAY MIZZLE THAN HE EVA WAS BEFORE. KARKAT: LIZZIKE H-TO-THA-IZZE'S JIZZUST SO COMPLETIZZLE CONVINCED HE FOUND HIS CALL'N, THAT THIS SESSION BE THA GATEWIZZLE TA THA PROMIZE' LAND WHERE HE'LL FULFIZZLE HIZZAY DESTINY. KARKAT: Holla! HE SO CAUGHT UP 'N HIZNIS IDIOTIZZLE SCHEMES HE COULDN'T GIZZIVE A FUCK 'BOUT ME ANYMORE. KARKAT: WHATEVER. AT L-TO-THA-IZZEAST HE STOPPED CAPPIN' THUGZ. 

DIZNAVE mah nizzle: amaz'n i spent three yizzy on dis rock n neva siznaid one th'n ta tha homey DIZZAVE: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. i saw him once tho DAVE: just a glimpze 'n a dizzle hallway DAVE: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. it was kinda like see'n a blurry piznurple bigfoot witta hizzy bona 

KARKAT: OH GOD! KARKAT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. THAT FUCK'N GIZZAY TIA OUTFIT. KARKAT: WHAT A GODDAMN FAKER. I CAN'T FO` THA LIZZAY OF ME IMAGINE WHERE HE GOTS THAT THING. KIZZLE: I KNOW KANAYA SURE AS HELL DIZNIDN'T MAKE IT FO` HIM. KARKAT: THA DAWG LITERALLY HAS NO SHAME. 

DIZNAVE: Real niggas recognize the realness. why be he wear'n it 

KARKAT, know what im sayin? I DIZZAY KNIZZAY ya dig? KIZZLE: I D-TO-THA-IZZON'T THINK EVEN HE KNOWS. KARKAT cuz its a pimp thang: M-TO-THA-IZZAYBE TA MAKE A "GOOD IMPRESSION" ON HIZZAY FAKE ASS RELIGIOIZZLE IDOL, AFTA HE T-H-R-TO-THA-IZZUSTS HIS SACRED COD PIZZY T-H-R-TO-THA-IZZOUGH THE GATES OF SIZZY LA. 

DIZZAY: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. ahahaha tha best th'n we hustla do hustla be slam dis assholes dizzumb religizzle 

KIZZLE: YEAH!!! 

DAVE: really its tha most hilarious fuck'n horseshit ive eva heard DAVE: i mean pretty much all religizzles be wrizzay but theres wrong and then theres WRONG DAVE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. as 'n ZIZNERO C-H-TO-THA-IZZANCE YOU BE EVA PROVIZZLE RIGHT 'BOUT EVEN A SINGLE TH'N DUDE, EVA EVA EVA 

KARKIZZLE: HAHIZZLE so show some love, niggaz! IT SO TRUE. KARKAT: I WISH I C-TO-THA-IZZOULD SIZZAY THA LOOK ON HIZZLE FACE WHEN HE FINIZZLE REALIZES EVERYTH'N HE BELIEVIZZLE BE A LIE. 

DIZZY: be one sad clown that day DAVE, know what im sayin? his bulge will probizzle deflate n make dis high pitch noize plus correspondizzle flatulence 

KARKAT: HEY DAVE. KARKAT: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. WHIZZAY D-YA THIZZLE W-TO-THA-IZZILL HAPPEN TA US AFTA WE MEET UP WIT THA OTHERS. KARKIZZLE: I MIZZAY, AS NIGGAZ. 

DAVE: what do yizzay mean as niggaz 

KARKAT: I MEAN WILL WE STILL GIT TO BE BROS. 

DIZNAVE: uh DAVE: yizzay? DIZZY: no offenze dogg but thats a dumb n neurotic question 

KARKAT: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. NO BIZZLE SEE KARKAT: WE'RE BALLIN' TA MEET ALL THEZE OTHA THUGZ. KARKAT: JIZZAY AMONG THEM. KARKAT: N JOHN BE YOUR BEST NIGGA, SO YOU WILL OSTENSIBLY RIZZLE THAT FRIENDSHIP WHIZZERE YIZZOU LIZZY OFF. KARKAT: N JOHN N I HAD A FEW TESTIZZLE CONVERSATIONS WIT EACH DRUG DEALA ONE DIZZY, N 'N MIZZOST OF THOZE I MIZZY A FOOL OF MYSELF. KARKAT: One, two three and to tha four. N I GUESS WE BECAME NIGGAZ THAT DAY? Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. MAYBE?? KARKAT: BIZZUT THA REALITY BE IT WAS JIZZY ONE DAY, N HE'D BE WELL WITIN A REASONABLE F-R-TO-THA-IZZAME OF MIND NIZZY TA GIVE A CRAP 'N HIZZLE 'BOUT THA GIZZLE WHO TROLLED HIM ONCE THRIZZEE YEARS AGO. KARKIZZLE: N THE SAME GIZZAY FO` JADE! Holla! KARKAT, ya feel me? I THOUGHT WE HIZNAD A DECENT RAPPORT, BIZNUT AGAIN, IT WAS ONE DIZZY FOREVA AGO. SHIZZE PROBABLY BARELY REMEMBA ME AT DIS POINT. KARKAT with the S-N-double-O-P: WHEREAS THIZZAY D-TO-THA-IZZOESN'T MATTA FO` YOU, COZ YIZNOU GO WAY BACK WIT THEM. DIS BE LIKE A FUCK'N *HEARTFELT REUNION* FO` YIZNOU GUYS. KARKAT: BUT WIZZY DOES THAT LEAVE ME?? KARKAT: I CAN HIZZLE C-TO-THA-IZZALL GAMZEE A NIGGA ANYMORE. WHO KNIZZOWS IF MAH FRIZZLE WITH TEREZI WILL KILLA BE WHAT IT WAS BEFORE. I UZE' TA BE PRETTIZZLE CLOZE WIT KIZZLE, BUT NIZZOW SHE N ROZE NEVER LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE FO` MIZNORE THAN A FUCK'N MINUTE. KIZZLE: ALL MAH OTHA NIGGAZ BE DIZZAY, N NIZZOW WE'RE GANG BANGIN' THA DREAM BUBBLES BEHIND. KARKAT: N THEN THERE YOU. KARKAT: SO KARKAT: I'M J-TO-THA-IZZUST BLUNT-ROLLIN' WHIZZLE HAPPIZZLE NEXT. 

DAVE: you forgot tha mayizzle DAVE: Y-to-tha-izzoure pretty dizzay tizzay wit tha mizzle arent you 

KARKAT: THA MAYOR FRIENDSHIP BE A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT, N I BE INSULTED BEYOND COMPREHENSION AS WELL AS MAH CAPACITY TA VOMIZZLE THIZNAT YIZNOU WOULD INSINUATE OTHERWIZE. 

DAVE: yizneah tha mayor rizzles DAVE: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. but as usizzle yizzy be overcomplicat'n dis DIZNAVE: just like you overcomplicate everyth'n DAVE: friendship leadership romance DAVE: shipp'n grids n D-to-tha-izzick battles DAVE and my money on my mind: dis be real simple DAVE: our meteor will somehow tiznokyo drizzift ta a dead stop 'n tha new session DAVE: at whizzay point we wiznill keep bein bros fo` life or sum-m sum-m DAVE gangsta style: i will stizzart bein niggaz with jizzy and jade again coz they be mah friends and wanna be gangsta stopped bein thizzay D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: john wizzay also be yo' nigga because hes coo' n also a doofizzles who be easy to be niggaz wit DAVE: jiznade will be your nigga too cause shes funky ass n likes be'n niggaz wit thugz DIZZAY: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. i cizzay personally guarantee that sizzy wizzy be stoked ta sizzle yizzou DAVE to increase tha peace: n as fo` tha new thugz i dizzay know 'bout them biznut tizzy probablizzle be yo' niggaz too DIZZLE but real niggaz don't give a fuck: all i K-N-to-tha-izzow be two of them be mah parents n two of them be J-to-tha-izzohns pizzles n aint no rizzle that sez you cant be niggaz wit yo' brizzay mizzom n pizzop DIZZLE: especially when yo' bros mizzay n pop be a cizzle of sassy teens DAVE: Drop it like its hot. as fo` terezi i dont knizzow i guess wizzay see whizzat happens DIZZY: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. n as fo` gamzee fizzy that homey witta balloon poodle D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: friendship lesson secured tha end 

TEREZI: ZZZZZZZ ZZNK SNIZZLE TEREZI in tha hood: SM4CK SM4CK TERIZZLE: NNNRNNNNNNNRRNGNGNHGHGL3 

KARKAT: UH OH, LOOK WHO START'N TA CIZNOME ARIZZLE!

> [A6I5] ==>