#i dont have a name for this ship yet mmmm

[purplequay]

hey everyone did you miss me posting art more often? well too bad. welcome to the religious polycule nightmare blunt rotation

[cerealmonster15]

HELLO. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS !! IT IS GAME TIME !!!

This quiz is very simple :) you shouldn't have any problems with it :) it's just their names after all !!!! Tell me which character each name is 😊

Admittedly though, taking this chance to study up on them myself bc even though I play on the JP server, I only recognize a couple of these 😭

カリム・アルアジーム

ルーク・ハント

ジャック・ハウル

ジャミル・バイパー

フロイド・リーチ

リリア・ヴァンルージュ

ジェイド・リーチ

ラギー・ブッチ

リドル・ローズハート

トレイ・クローバー

アズール・アーシェングロット

エース・トラッポラ

シルバー

マレウス・ドラコニア

オルト・シュラウド

エペル・フェルミエ

デュース・スペード

ケイト・ダイヤモンド

イデア・シュラウド

セベク・ジグボルト

レオナ・キングスカラー

ヴィル・シェーンハイト

excuse me. Oh my god.

see if you had asked me these back in like, late 2020/early 2021 i maybe wouldve done slightly better than im about to do bc the only way i could ever find twst fanart back then was by constantly copy pasting their names into pixiv bc there wasnt much of an english fanbase at the time... virtually none on tumblr... but i havent done it much recently- i did a few days ago [from when u initially sent this LOL] but it's nothing compared to when i did it like, DAILY jklfdsjklfds

at least. at least silver is a freebie LOL

umm. Ok this one both first and last name end in ム but I don’t know what ム is 🤔 I think this is gonna be Kalim or ruggie. The ム is probably either -im or -ie bc they’re the only ones left that have names that have that pattern… going with KALIM bc I have another guess later for ruggie

uhh. god i remember the dashes in some of these names specifically tripping me up when i was learning how ship names worked LOL. Mmmm I think it’s either gonna be rook or vil bc the name is short and snappy and written similar to Ace (I think. Maybe I got fucked on the Ace guess bddbcbfbf) but the last name seems shorter which makes me wanna think it’s rook? The last names both end in the T/-to sound…. ト you are Everywhere…. OH but I think it’s ROOK HUNT bc the next one I said is Jack howl and both of the last names for those two start with ハ so maybe that’s a hhhhhh sound??? Rook bb is that you???

Backwards process of elimination from 7 and 4, I think this one is JACK HOWL

i think this one might be azul or jamil but idr which LOL. i mean it looks too long to be either of them BUT im almost positive that triple line thing was in there when i looked up azujami LOL and i dont see it anywhere else so umm. idk jamil maybe??? unless i recognize that one for a different name and remember wrong sfjdsklfjd. Ok yes I think it’s Jamil bc of my same reasoning for #7

leech. Floyd?

Liiiilia? Going off ア at the end of probably idia matching here. Lilia please do not bamboozle me AGAIN

leech. Jade? I was back and forth for a while but since three characters start with the Ja- sound and there are three names with that same character at the start… I think this is Jade.

Ummm. R-ruggie. Maybe. Going on yet another limb bc it ends in チ and the only other names that end in that are leech, so maybe bucci’s ch sound matches??

A bit of a stretch guess but I’m gonna say riddle? For the same ド reasoning i say in 17; riddle has that -do sound near the end of his name but I feel like there’s an extra sound thing after it. Specifically when trey screams his name in book 1 but I can’t really remember LOL. But the last name also has ト… -to… rosehearts… rosehear-to….

trey or cater. i think trey.

Doing another stretch guess and saying azul, bc he’s the only one with same letter for both his initials and this one has a same character at the start of both. I am hesitant bc az and ash I would think might be different? But I can’t think of anyone else that would have a similar start 🤔 and the length of names looks possible. And by that logic, ト at the end might be the -to sound, which does line up with the to- for like trey’s name. Idk how it’s actually spelled but when I mumble it to myself that’s what it sounds like hdjfjfngng

Ace I think, with the ト in tr- appola to match tr-ey and ashengrot-to… which I mean in English maybe doesn’t match but I think I’m Japanese spelling/pronunciation they are??? Also this one looked familiar from my pixiv days and I couldn’t place it, but I think the A for a-deuce is what I’m remembering LOL

SILVER

Malleus? The ア at the end of maybe draconia matches the -ia for maybe idia and lilia

idia or ortho. I think ortho once again bc of the ト -to sound??

PROCESS OF ELIMINATION YOU WERE THE LAST ONE LEFT. EPEL???

Deuce? Bc names like Jade, Floyd, Diamond, and shroud all have the ド at the end, and spade should have one too I think 🤔 beloved juice spade please don’t fail me now 🙏

cater or trey. i think cater.

idia or ortho. Going with idia bc I decided the other is ortho probably….. ooh and his and lilia’s names mmmmmaybe would end the same? Possibly???

Ok this one and 22 last names both end in ト, that -to sound, and all I have left are Leona vil Epel and sebek, so this one has to be either Schoenheit or Zigvolt… I’m going to completely guess and say this one is SEBEK. bc of the two this name looks less familiar to me and I k ow I used to look up several vil ships on pixiv LOL. also the last name looks shorter. So I think sebek

Ok down to Epel or Leona. I’m going with Leona tho bc it’s Slightly Longer than #16 AND bc silver and Probably Viper both end in the same dash and I think phonetically they sound more like -ar??

Reasoning for 20, I’m saying vil 🤔

LAYS FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND. DO UR WORST WHATS MY GRADE ☠️

[pigswithwings]

Dusk stars, friendship, dancing in the kitchen? (Also hi bestie ily I am patting you like a cat can you tell I’m tired)

dusk stars: what is a nickname that has personal meaning to you? what’s the purpose? - well i don't have many nicknames, just official names! but i guess the specific name that has the most personal meaning to me might be the name custard. it just feels like . me :] it is . rounded and it is sweet and it is a food! and all of those things i am like and enjoy . so probably custard friendship: talk about a friendship of yours that’s drastically changed your life or taught you a life lesson - mmmm i dont know really. all of them . what is there not to learn from friends ! i could uhhh talk about this one guy i know irl who shares two classes with me and we have never hung out outside of school and yet we share answers to homework and sit together at lunch. i think he taught me . solidarity and not expecting anything from people . just existing :] i could talk about my friendship with my partner, who has changed my life for the much much better. and they have taught me to love and to care and to hold onto the things that make you happy, not to hold on too hard but to gently carry the nice things around like a blanket. i could talk about my friendship with you!! because you have taught me resilience and hope . above all hope . so . i guess all of the friend ships then :] dancing in the kitchen: which color reminds you most of a kitchen? hmmm either orange or yellow ! warm colours for sure

[the-kipsabian]

50 with pixi/dan (idk what the ship name is but i'm down for indulging you)

(thank you for encouraging my trash habits ily)50. “ah, you’re up. how’d you sleep?”

Thequiet tapping was slowly drifting her off from her sweet slumber.

     The pair of gray eyesslowly fluttered open, looking up towards a ceiling she didn’t recognize at thefirst glance. Primrose didn’t have slightly blue tinted colors, did it…?

    Slowly lifting her headup, the blue haired girl let out a little groan of pain as her hand reached torub her neck as she sat somewhat straight on the beanbag chair, blinking acouple of times to adjust her vision and to get rid of the tired blur from hereyes. She most definitely wasn’t back at Primrose, the room wasn’t the onewhere she roomed together with Kat. Sure it was close to being as messy as thegirls dorm room was, maybe the room was even messier than theirs, but it most definitelywasn’t the familiar room decorated all over with blankets, plushies and fairy lights.

    No, this one wasinstead filled with what seemed to be collections of video games, clothesscattered just about everywhere where you could find floor space, not tomention the messy desks filled with a mixture of school work and various differentart supplies.

     And it smelled like boys.

     On a chair in frontof one of the two desks was sitting a young man, tall for his age, both feetthrown on the second chair he had pulled by the desk, headphones covering hisears, the pair of brown eyes tightly focused on the notebook sitting in hislap, while his right hand gently tapped its fingernails against the top of thedesk.

     The very same soundthat had woken her up.

    Sitting on the floor,Pixi was slightly afraid to move. Not because she was waking up in a weirdplace without a memory of falling asleep in the floor of Dan and Arin’s room,but because she didn’t want to disturb the obvious creative moment that was inprogress in front of her. She knew what it was like to be interrupted in themiddle of creating something, and she didn’t want to be the jerk who wouldinitiate the interruption.

    Besides, there wassomething almost magical watching the unaware Dan sitting on his seat, so deepin thought that he didn’t seem to notice anything that was going on around him.How his eyes focused on the page in front of him, the way his left hand hoveredthe pen in his hand above it, getting ready to jolt down any kind of song ideasthat would enter into his head at any given moment…

    And all of a sudden hiseyes turned away from the page, landing on the little blue haired girl caughtred handed staring at him as she sat there on the floor, still partially occupyingthe beanbag chair she had apparently fallen asleep on in the first place.

    Dan obviously gatheredhimself much faster than what she did, quickly dropping the notebook and thepen on the table before ripping the headphones from his head, letting them followthe other equipment he had in his hand just seconds ago, before he whipped backinto her direction, jolting Pixi back from her quick moment of embarrassment ofgetting caught staring at him.

    “Ah, you’re up. How didyou sleep?”

    She couldn’t help butto smile at him, the matching expression she was getting back from him beingbright enough to light up the entire room. Or maybe it was the sun outside,shining brighter today than it had been in the past few days, but Pixi wantedto live in the hope that it was the boy with the messy hair greeting herinstead. Since when Dan smiled, he smiled with his entire being – it wasn’t justa facial expression to him, everything in his softened and brightened the verymoment he hit that the point of understanding he was around of other people. Hesmiled, he laughed, his eyes sparkled, his features softened…

    Everything about himwas friendly, it was loving, it was caring. Even this early, as a first thingin the morning, when any regular person would have been grumpy to be awake.

    Pixi glanced at thebeanbag chair she was sitting on, hearing a soft chuckle escaping from Dan. “Sorryabout letting you sleep there, I tried to move you to bed but you weresurprisingly persistent on sleeping on the floor after you passed out lastnight.”

    Last night… What wasshe doing here last night anyways?

    The pair of gray eyesglanced up towards Dan who nodded his head towards the other end of his desk,which proved to be a surprisingly clean part of the otherwise very messydecorating of the room.

    “I lifted your laptopon the desk and plugged it in so you wouldn’t lose anything on whatever youwere working on last night.”

    Pixi nodded her head,making a mental note on another nice feature that he had, being so overlyconsidered of other people at times like this. She slowly pushed herself upfrom the floor, letting out a groan as she stretched her arms a little, almostimmediately getting back a somewhat concerned look from Dan.

    “You okay?”

    “My back hurts alittle, but it’s okay, I’m fine.”

    She had barely gottenthe full sentence out of her mouth as the boy, at least a whole foot tallerthan her, pushed up from his seat, and with ease swept the small girl into hisarms. Sure he didn’t really have width as much as he had height to compare, butthankfully Pixi was a very small girl in size, making her very easy to justpick up and carry around to pretty much anyone who was bigger than her, which wasn’ta difficult take whatsoever considering her tiny 5’1 frame that she happened tohave.

    A soft blush crept it’sway on her cheek, the short blue hair not being even nearly long enough topossibly cover the expression on her face that went from smiling to awkward ina matter a seconds as she registered what was happening around her. Dan justlaughed it off as he crossed the dorm room in a few long steps before hereached the bed, turning around on his heels and sitting down on it, the girlstill in his arms.

    “I was thinking aboutbreakfast but you really look like you need an actual, proper rest first,” hechuckled, not stopping to listen to any complaints that he knew he was going toget from her. Dan leaned closer, pressing a quick kiss in her hair before hepulled Pixi closer against his chest, plopping down on his back on the bed.

    She reached one hand onher face, brushing the coils of her blue hair away from whatever part of hereyes they could cover, sending a little playful glare into Dan’s direction. Thepair of brown eyes looking back at her blinked at her a couple of times beforehe chuckled again. He was way too cheerful, but at the same time she just couldn’tget mad at him about it. It was all just too adorable.

    “We can sleep in today.You’ll thank me later.”

    “I hope so,” Piximumbled, snuggling her head against his chest. “You let me sleep on the floorafter all.”

    “It wasn’t the floor.You were all curled up in the beanbag chair. You should have seen it, you wereadorable.”

    “Liar,” she yawned,hearing the laugh coming from him, and as Dan continued to talk on she slowlydrifted back to sleep.

[strawbearisamu]

wtf i just realized english isn't your first language?? but you're so good at writing?? i was born in america so english is my first language (and korean my second, spanish my third but i'm still learning) AND THE LEVEL AT WHICH I SPEAK MY SECOND LANGUAGE IS NOWHERE NEAR YOURS

anyway.. here's my gift for you: suna x sol, ship name is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- suna places kisses on your forehead or cheek at the most random times and then ignores you for a good ten minutes until you also start ignoring him petty 🙄

- slow dancing & playing with him in the rain >>> (where i live it's scorching hot and rain isn't coming, we're running out of water and it's all because of climate change but i hope that's not the case for you)

- he also teases you, as is his personality, and takes pictures of you when you're off guard

- yeah i know every headcannon of suna = my previous but it's still cute, he takes them mostly when your cheeks are stuffed with food (which osamu made)

- whenever someone tries to hit on you, suna glares bullets at them and wraps u protectively in his arms and they either.. 1. walk off, annoyed and thinking "who tf was that guy" 2. run away, scared out of their wits or 3. ignore him and keep flirting

- moving on

- you're so sweet and thoughtful and SUNA LOVES THAT i mean we all stan kind people so??

- you're like, literally made for each other

- atsumu keeps whining about how he doesn't have a girlfriend yet when suna's with you and osamu's with me haha

k so that's it mmmm i hope u liked it, i tried to make your day even though i'm not vv great at that LOL i hope you're safe and happy!! sending all the love ~~ 🥴🥰

BAE U SPEAK KOREAN ND SPANISH? 2 cool 4 me babe. i went to an international school and i kinda watched a lot of western media growing up so hsjsh it would be bad if i couldn't write basic BS drabbles HAHA and honestly im kinda trash at my first languages lol

SUNA X SOLLIE I WILL CRY MY EYES OUT

- omg ure so right <//33 we would be so freaking petty.

- its raining all the time here bc tropics ✨ so i can live out this kissing in the rain fantasy HAHA, imagine his hair soaked, those eyes in the rain ugh

- ill bet he has a full album of pictures of myself that i h8 and am perpetually trying to delete LMAO

- omg "ignore him and keep flirting" bahhaha, would pay to see the look on the dummy's face but oof i can get behind a jealous suna

- sweet & thoughtful omg how did u know 😌💗

HSHSGDH 👉👈 i will kith u rn ele >:( this is GREAT, i've SC it into my album and it will be there forever. ILYSM LIKE SO MUCH U DONT UNDERSTAND BABE <333

[glorywaited]

GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

can be used for RP  &&  non-RP blogs to get to know a bit about the person behind the screen  !

1. FIRST NAME  :  miyeon

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF  :  i have ridiculously long hair tbh u can just call me asian rapunzel !!

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON  :  eyes, face shape, legs  (  im weak i just rly love thighs okay but also t-tiddy....n chest....  )

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF  : kimbap n dak galbi with cheese !! n i’ll never get tired of rice in any form tbh but i looove spicy spicy food i’ll never tired of spicy !!

5. A FOOD YOU HATE  :  raw onions

6. GUILTY PLEASURE  : oh on here it’s...eugene/cass ships lmao

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN  :  i have usually cute pyjama sets n soft short shorts but i often lose my shirt especially when it’s too hot but i also have very cute comfy fluffy blankets i like to curl up in completely !!

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS  : oh i don’t mind both types !! when i’m serious tho i am very serious but when i’m on my own i like some flings but not incredibly often i usually stick with friends i trust for those thing much more often n daily !!

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE  ,  WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE  :  many thing but i won’t feel comfortable to share such personal thing

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON  :  mmmm depends !! culturally it’s weird to hug so much especially people u don’t know but i do become much more affectionate when i trust someone n am close !! i like to be physically close to people i love !! n i like making people happy it makes me very happy too !! but initially i keep distance from people lil bit

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN  :  into the spider-verse !!

12. FAVORITE BOOK  :  i can’t think of ones people will kno here but i dont read too often for pleasure rly ?? my most recent favourite book from past year i guess is the lo.st lag.oon tho !! its not rly canon but i liked it a lot n take headcanons from it anyway that i’ve had since i start this blog last year !!

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE  :   i have always want specifically a snowy owl since i was very little !! they’re so beautiful n elegant n i just have always adored owls, i have owls on my pants rn !! && ive always want !! bunnies !! i have a kitty rn !!

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS   (  IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG  ,  YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL  )  :  for cass in canon !! i rly adore eugene && cass, raps && cass, lance && cass, adira && cass, stalyan && cass, eugene/cass/raps OT3 !! for this blog outside of her canon muses i rly love some  ships i have with elsa && cass, anna && cass, honeymaren && cass, hiccup && cass, bh6 fred && cass && OCS && CASS !! i have...a lot of wants for crossover ships too...i can list so many lmao...i cheated on this one bUT !!

15. PIE OR CAKE  :  pie, i rly love fruits n fruit flavours most !! but i prefer other sweets than cake or pies tho

16. FAVORITE SCENT  :  sweet peas, rose, lavender && fresh cherry blossoms !!

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH  :  oh !! chungha... n sunmi !! the entirety of kard...

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO  :  oh i love paris && want to go to hawaii in america !! so pretty. but i love most singapore n want to go again !! i rly love travelling n have travel several places !!

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT  :  introvert but i will become more open with people i trust !!

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY  :  i don’t at all it’s kind of a funny thing with my friends try to scare me but i just stare them back lol !! but i can become startle easier because of ptsd but i wouldn’t count much as...actually scare

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID  : iphone

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES  :  yes always !! i played league a lot when i was younger && now i play a lot of ove.rwa.tch. i like a lot of fps games now rly but i like to play more casual stuff on my spare time too. rn i’m replay the biosh.ock games n i’m on the second one now !!

23. DREAM JOB  : professional dancer or film or photography

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS  :  make better life for me n my friends n make sure i’ll be stable n fine for the future !!

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE  : i dont ?? think i hate many if i don’t like things i just kind of...ignore n go about my business but i have had characters ruin for me from bad people

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER  : i was in the league rpc n ovw rpcs until recently but i wouldn’t say i rly left them ?? i have verses on here for both too n i have a ovw ashe blog i need to be more active on....n a nee.ko blog.... i’ve just been so depress lately it’s hard to write anywhere hh i miss them sm :’(

tagged by  :   @stormdive​​  (  thank u so muuuuch ily !! ♡  )

tagging  :  im not sure who have done this yet so....pls say i tag u n do it so i can see aa !!

[flusteredmountainman]

Since a bitch got sent one (1) ask only about. my ask meme that I created lol I’m going to go through and answer B) all of them bc i can... its selfcare.....

First 3 answers above the cut, other 47 below lmfao

Favourite of the main 6? I think the title of my blog speaks for itself lol

Least favourite of the main 6? Garbage stink piss man (Lucio)

Which of the main 6 do you want to slap the most? The aforementioned piss man but.... also kjaenfjkfea at times. Julian very badly because he’s just Like that but he’d probably enjoy that unfortunately

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Which of the main 6 have the most similar interests to you? (favourite colour, flower, food, drink, season, hobbies etc.) Portia tbh!!! She’s a very sweet spring girl and I also have a fairly similar personality to her. 

Who has the most tragic backstory? Mmmm.....muriel.......... I mean everyone has a pretty sad past but Muriel’s really is something else. The man is Heavily traumatised and I desperately want to give him a hug :(

Favourite side character? Mazelinka.... adopt me challenge kjaefkjnaf. i cant stop thinking about “goat bitch” what a fucking icon

Favourite animal friend?  Faust!!!! shes a good girl!!!

Best/worst of the courtiers? fuck i dont remember any of their names but valerius is. hot basard. worst is vlastomil hands down im kinkshaming anyone who wants to fuck the worm

Fuck, marry, kill (asker’s choice) Well skajfnkajf I’ve shot myself in the foot but. TBH its like. Marry Muriel, fuck everyone else, kill Lucio (full disclosure I only just finished julians upright ending and haven’t played Nadia’s yet so this may change except for wanting to marry Muriel and kill Lucio lol)

Romance or fluff? (Muriel) Fluff!!!!! Muriel deserves all the affection in the whole wide world. He gets sick? Bundle him up in furs by the fire and cuddle up into him with a good book. You look at him once? he blushes. it really doesnt get fluffier than that ++ a lot of his character arc in general is going to be.... letting himself trust you............. which is. so fucking wholesome

Wild night out or quiet night in? ( Muriel ) Quiet night in lmfao. We’d just hang out inside drinking hot chocolate and talking until we fell asleep propped up against the wall in his tiny house having completely lost track of time. 

Adventure or domesticity? ( Muriel ) I wanna say adventure because. I love travelling! I love going out and trying new things! And Muriel very does Not but I feel like getting him out of his comfort zone would do him some good! Starting small would probably be best, like maybe a tramp or going camping once in a while, then building up to bigger trips to other cities once you’ve convinced him you’ll both be ok as long as you’re prepared.

Cute date to the aquarium/zoo/park or elegant dinner date? ( Muriel ) I already answered this one B) I said: “ Definitely somewhere casual!!! I feel like he’d be most at ease somewhere like the park on a sunny day! Pick a nice grassy spot by a creek and bring a basket and have a really nice, chill picnic, and have a nap together in the early afternoon sun. Go for a walk after and talk about Plants (because i. am a biology student lol)  and generally just have a really relaxing time. Give the man a flower? Tuck it behind his ear? and he’d die kjnaefjnaej. Alternatively….. aquarium………. “

Coffeshop AU, high-school/college AU or modern AU? Give a headcanon about the one you chose jnakfjkjaf coffe shop AUs are so cliched but I actually love them for the settings of meetcutes. You meet Muriel when he’s on his rounds as a part time dog walker around the block and you barrel straight into him coming out of the shop when you’re checking an email, spilling the (now cold) remnants of your beverage all over him. You apologise profusely and he shrugs it off, blushing over your fussing and awkwardly tries to excuse himself. You insist on helping him finish his walk with All these dogs, anyway, you like dogs so it’s no trouble, and he begrudgingly agrees to finish the interaction sooner. You end up having a nice chat with him and notice in the weeks after that he starts coming by the shop without the dogs during the times you’re usually around, even though he doesn’t drink coffee. Your conversations with him during these short interludes quickly become the highlight of your day, and you start to suspect, eventually, that he feels the same :)

If (Muriel) turned up on your doorstep at midnight covered in blood, how would you react? Well I’d clean it off.... of .......course............. 👀👀👀

You’re stranded on a desert island; which 2 of the main 6 do you want with you? Muriel of course not only because I adore him but he’s. also a mountain man. Handy. And Asra because hes a good good magic boy and can make sand into water so.... handy. also asra is just an incredibly blessed person so kajefnkjaef

If your apprentice could go back in time and change one thing before the events of the game, what would it be? lucios birth :^)

You’re sick; who do you want to take care of you and why? I think I’m becoming predictable but. Muriel kjaefnkjafnjf you took such good care of him so it’s only fair that he should return the favour. He’s got a surprisingly good bedside manner and is generally just very gentle. Cooks eggs and grumbles that you should be taking better care of yourself but when you say thanks for all his help he blushes and kinda. stands up slightly straighter bc hes secretly happy he can Help

If you were trapped in an elevator with one character for 8 hours, who would you want it to be and why? Jojaefafjoafe ok so. Porbably Portia because she seems 1. one of the least likely to panic and 2. Would have fucking great conversation the whole time. 

Give a headcanon about Nadia She loves romcoms!!!! She would never ever admit it to anyone though, but she’s a huge sucker for romance stories in general. Cries at the end of mamma mia. Uses it as an excuse to snuggle all the way into your shoulder.

Give a headcanon about Asra He’s extremely lactose intolerant but he eats it anyway bc hes Chaotic and gives 0 fucks about how bad his guts feel afterwards, the cheese was Worth it dammit (and I say this bc thats also me kjaenfnef)

Give a headcanon about Julian Had a brief stint in his teen years where he unironically identified as sapiosexual

Give a headcanon about Portia She loves playing with hair/having her hair played with! Catch her falling asleep with her head in your lap as you weave your fingers through her hair.

Give a headcanon about Muriel I also already answered this one!:  “ He’d be really into gardening if he knew how! Catch me digging up all the dirt around his house and planting herbs, flowers (*cough* forgetmenots *cough) and other medicinal plants, and some strawberries for when spring comes! “

Give a headcanon about Lucio Unironically identifies as sapiosexual now even though he’s a huge dumbass himself 

Give a headcanon about a side character/the apprentice (asker’s choice) Nadia’s dad gets pegged

Give a popular opinion that you disagree with People calling Muriel a dom. have you. looked at this man. I have to laugh

Give an unpopular opinion Lucio sucks lol

Tarot or zodiac? Zodiac!!! Mostly bc I know exactly 0 things about tarot, I appreciate the aesthetic tho!

What is your patron major arcana? Oh worm I just looked at all the explanations in the wiki and tbh. The empress uh. dragged me with how much I ID with that (both reversed and upright) so akejfkjfae thats mine

Upright or reversed ending? Upright

Ot3? Me x muriel x asra (muriel has 2 hands and 2 tiny partners)

Brotp? jakjefnkanfe i love. portia and julians sibling banter. the good shit

Favourite non-apprentice-based ship? asriel............................. till i die............. (pordia is also fucking god tier)

Is the apprentice you, or your OC? thats just me bich kajefnkjnafe we living our best self indulgent lives 

Tell me about your Apprentice(s) im a big bi mess and i would die for muriel and thats it really

Favourite piece of worldbuilding lore? already answered: “ I really love how much of a shithole Vesuvia is kjbanefknaefk like. No formal process of trial/law? Public executions just being how people Do things? someone fucking help this city lmfao”

Favourite background/location? ok i really love nopal bc of all the cacti but tbh like. really anywhere theres a lot of cool nature? the forest is fucking good

The Forest or Nopal? bring the cacti from nopal to muriel’s hut in the forest and it’s perfect

The Palace or the shop? thheeee shop. i like the palace but i think id get Overwhelmed not being able to just. be in my own space a lot lol

The Rowdy raven or the library? the library with a healthy amount of alcohol lol. 

Favourite sprite?

43. Favourite character design?  I !!!!!!!!! really. love Asra’s design bc of its howl callback but all the designs r fucking cool 44. Best masquerade outfit?    Nadia’s..... glamorous..... 45. Best scene? Muriel. hugging. faust you and asra. hes so fucking wholesome ill cry...... or just straight up both of his books akjenfkjafn 46. Worst Scene? Honestly any containing lucio 47. Favourite song on the soundtrack? I love Crowd hammer! (predictable) but also memory 48. Best tale/bonus content? I dont remember names im terrible but i/ love the muriel one ofc kjneafkjn 49. Best CG?/ 50. Favourite memory?

[stcllariis-a]

@hellsholyground​ asked: ❤ + dom and ae uwu

Dating:

Where was their first official date? date? mm the bedroom ADFASF What is their favorite date location? aether probably dragged dom out, possibly to explore inazuma locations or liyue harbor. so whenever he can, he’ll take him there How many dates before their first kiss? adsddfs honestly they probably jumped straight to sex AADSF  Who asked who out first? even if they had sex first, i think aether would be the one to ask dom out How many dates before they considered each other a couple? maybe... two? but are they a couple or just lovers

Friends:

How many mutual friends do they have? lol none probably Which one of their friends is most likely to get in between an argument between the ship? lol i honestly don’t know  Which one has more friends? aether. he knows everyone  Which one has introduced the other to more people? aether has tried in the pst to introduce dom to people but his demon is a little possessive so it doesn’t always work Did they start out as friends and made their way to a couple, or were they a couple almost right away? they were fuck buddies before anything asfdaf

Arguments:

What do they argue about the most? probably how many people aether knows and also all the errands he runs leaving him not as much time for dom as the demon probabl ywants How do they usually solve their disagreements? kisses that probably lead to sex Do they argue a lot or not very often? mmmm, i’d say they probably have tiny bickers here and there Who admits to being wrong more often? lol it depends on what it is 

Sex:

Who is more likely to initiate sex? they both are. horny bois Do they prefer to do it in a bed, or do they prefer a chair, or perhaps the shower?  Maybe other spots? anywhere, everywhere. probably, up against a wall Do they practice any kind of bdsm in the bedroom at all and if so, what kinds? mmmm spanking, probably Who’s usually more dominant in the bedroom? dom Lights on or off? doesn’t matter  Do they share any kinks? asfsaf honestly, probably Does either one have any kinks that they don’t have in common with the other? ummmmm im not sure. probably not Have they ever had sex anywhere public before? yes Who would be most likely to suggest bringing in a third person and who would that person be? dom is too possessive to allow anyone else

Cuddling:

When are they most likely to cuddle? after sex Where is their favorite place to cuddle? the bed or on a couch Who’s usually the big spoon? dom, but aether will absolutely claim big spoon status if he can Do they cuddle often? asfasdf they have sex often, so yes

Marriage:

Are they married?  If not, is it something that could happen between them? ummmm i dont know. i dont think its high on their priority list If they are married, where did they get married at?  If not married, what is their dream wedding location?  If married, who proposed to who?  If not married, who would be more likely to propose to who? If they are married, which one moved in with the other?  If not married, who would be more likely to move in with the other?

Children:

Do they have kids?  If not, would they consider having kids? How many kids do they have?  If no kids, how many kids would they want to have? What are the children’s names?  If no kids, what would they name their kids?

Random:

What are three random headcannons you have about the ship that are not related to romance or sex? AFSADASDF not related to sex oh jeez um if aether ever did find a way to get dom back to earth, im not sure he’d share it or want to let him go Which one is more likely to suggest getting pets? aether, but also dom since he loves cats Which one eats more snack foods? asfsadfsd probably aether, he shares tho What is their favorite movie to watch together? not applicable LOL What is their favorite tabletop game to play together? ummmmm probably monopoly What are your three absolute favorite things about this ship? the person who writes dom, how possessive and yet loving they are, and also the person who writes dom adfasfsdf What is one thing you don’t like about this ship? something i dont like? sound fake If you had to rate this ship on a scale of 1-10, what would you give it? 10000000000 and more cause i’m the only one who gets to write it hehe

[its--ali]

mira odile jessamine nadia kimiko nyneve!

the oc meme

ooo two original lore and four loz lmfao here we go

Full Name: MiraGender and Sexuality: cisgender female, pansexualPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: shadow/demon/humanBirthplace and Birthdate: Nice, France; November 19th, 1992Guilty Pleasures: mmmmmmmm Murder and Sex.Phobias: HeliophobiaWhat They Would Be Famous For: MurderWhat They Would Get Arrested For: MurderOC You Ship Them With: lmfao noneOC Most Likely To Murder Them: RoryFavorite Movie/Book Genre: Suspense/ThrillerLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: happy endingsTalents and/or Powers: shadow/dark-based magic (becoming/blending in with shadows, etc). super strength. very hard to kill in general.Why Someone Might Love Them: idk man your guess is as good as mineWhy Someone Might Hate Them: oh god she’s just a Bad Egg there’s any number of reasons why someone might hate herHow They Change: ………… she doesn’tWhy You Love Them: …. do i?

Full Name: Odile Isabella DeveauxGender and Sexuality: cisgender female, bisexualPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: humanBirthplace and Birthdate: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i haven’t pinned that down yet lmfaoGuilty Pleasures: she collects empty perfume bottles. has a whole bookcase dedicated to them.Phobias: arachnophobia, thalassophobiaWhat They Would Be Famous For: The Worst Memory EverTMWhat They Would Get Arrested For: sheeeee wouldn’t tbhOC You Ship Them With: mmmm noneOC Most Likely To Murder Them: Mira? Mira.Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Historical fiction/dramaLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: NoneTalents and/or Powers: uhhhhh none but if curses count then she’s cursed to forget any new memories she’s made after every full moon so that’s Fun.Why Someone Might Love Them: she’s a little naive and very trusting and just Good in general.Why Someone Might Hate Them: she can be pretty bossyHow They Change: MMMMMMMMmm well at some point she breaks that curse so.Why You Love Them: lmao im just gonna keep bringing up that curse aren’t i. basically she was a thought experiment and i haven’t done much more thought yet but it’s Going Well I Think so it’s good enough.

Full Name: Jessamine Elina YoungGender and Sexuality: cisgender female, homosexualPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: hylianBirthplace and Birthdate: Kakariko Village; dunno the date yetGuilty Pleasures: she has a Big Weakness for tea cakes honestly her sweet tooth is her downfallPhobias: claustrophobiaWhat They Would Be Famous For: nothing tbh she keeps it pretty lowkeyWhat They Would Get Arrested For: mmmmm also nothingOC You Ship Them With: ViolaOC Most Likely To Murder Them: mmmmmmmm LucreziaFavorite Movie/Book Genre: romantic comedyLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: tragic endingsTalents and/or Powers: she’s good w/all kinds of housework - you name it, she can do it. also v talented at dancing.Why Someone Might Love Them: she’s v sweet and kind and she couldn’t hurt a flyWhy Someone Might Hate Them: uhhhhhhh No Reason What So Ever Because She Is An Angel????How They Change: mmmmm she wasn’t v personable as a kid, v shy and afraid of people? eventually she opened up and let herself be the warm kind person she wanted to be and it was Great.Why You Love Them: she is an Angel.

Full Name: Nadia HakaarGender and Sexuality: cisgender female, bisexualPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: gerudoBirthplace and Birthdate: Gerudo Desert, no date yet :VGuilty Pleasures: i dont know that she has any, actuallyPhobias: ophidiophobia (which is hilarious, considering the seeming prominence of snakes in gerudo religion)What They Would Be Famous For: best luck charms in all of Hyrule.What They Would Get Arrested For: swindling everyone out of their money for said luck charmsOC You Ship Them With: Galatea OC Most Likely To Murder Them: LucreziaFavorite Movie/Book Genre: mysteryLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: love trianglesTalents and/or Powers: very good w/magic and spells for improving/boosting a person’s luck or bestowing blessings. spirit magic.Why Someone Might Love Them: she’s a Blast. very sarcastic and caustic on the surface but a big soft teddy bear underneath and she turns into the nicest person around kids she just. Melts it’s adorableWhy Someone Might Hate Them: probs swindled them out of all their money tbhHow They Change: fairer prices?Why You Love Them: do i have to have a reason i mean really

Full Name: KimikoGender and Sexuality: cisgender female, asexualPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: KokiriBirthplace and Birthdate: kokiri forestGuilty Pleasures: sitting in the log entrance to hyrule field to try and see outsidePhobias: thanatophobia, nychtophobiaWhat They Would Be Famous For: strongest potions in all of hyruleWhat They Would Get Arrested For: not a thingOC You Ship Them With: noneOC Most Likely To Murder Them: LucreziaFavorite Movie/Book Genre: ancient textsLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: romanceTalents and/or Powers: v good potion brewerWhy Someone Might Love Them: mmmmmm good questionWhy Someone Might Hate Them: she’s actually very cold and monotonous and can come off as kinda rudeHow They Change: she learns what tact isWhy You Love Them: i love my bossy rude lil potion maker ok she’s great i just do

Full Name: NyneveGender and Sexuality: agender, pansexualPronouns: they/themEthnicity/Species: zoraBirthplace and Birthdate: zora’s domainGuilty Pleasures: racing down zora’s river to lake hyliaPhobias: none, they’re a fearless lil fish indeedWhat They Would Be Famous For: fastest time to swim from the domain to the lakeWhat They Would Get Arrested For: nnnnnnothing, i dont thinkOC You Ship Them With: SatoriOC Most Likely To Murder Them: LucreziaFavorite Movie/Book Genre: RomanceLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: “It was me all along!” stuffTalents and/or Powers: very fast swimmer, as previously mentioned. water magic.Why Someone Might Love Them: fun and bubbly personalities attract dont u knowWhy Someone Might Hate Them: they beat them in a raceHow They Change: gets less competitive as time goes on but still enjoys a good raceWhy You Love Them: they’re just. A Good Fish.

[hielorei]

rvb ships??

Red vs Blue? well im not into ships in that show, and mainly ship canon. let me see....

Church and Tex, because what they represent, and Tex totally took church aiming skills, thats my headcanon.

York and Carolina. yes, come on carolina? just make some babies with green eyes.

York and North, I ship them romantically and as a bromance.

GRIFFSIMMONS. 

lowkey Wash/Carolina. but only because my strong York feelings, but they deserve each other, they deserve happiness, and they are good. I have yet to watch season 15 finale BECAUSE IM SCARED. I CANT HANDLE THIS SHIT

i dont ship Tucker/Was but i can totally see why people ship them, and im okay.

Donut/Doc

Locus/Felix/Syrus(?) that was his name right?

Temple/Biff the angst man

Grey/Kimball. I dont know why, it just feels right.

mmmm, i cant think any other rvb ship

[yenneferw]

For the character thing: Oswald (Gotham), Max, Anne, Jack, Thomas, John, James, and Billy (Black Sails), and the Doctor :D (il your blog)

tAww thank you! :-D And thank you for all the characters! Sorry for answering this so late lol

Also I didn’t even realize I wasn’t doing it in order I just saw James’s name and I fuckin went for it lol oops

Aaaalso sorry it’s so long I have a lot of feelings

Oswald Cobblepot:

Why I like them: Oswald’s such a cute little fuck and he’s very devious and the underdog so I latched onto him early on and he’s one of the only things left about Gotham that doesn’t make me sad after all the queerbaiting 

Why I don’t: I really didn’t care for when they always had his teeth dirty that was,,,,,,,,,,, too much. Also some of his hairstyles have been a bit more questionable than others. Also the fact that he was made canonically gay just to queerbait like yay a gay guy but,,,,,,, meh 

Favorite episode (scene if movie): It’s been a bit since I watched it but the episode where he was pining over Ed and trying to tell him he loved him was a good one for him he looked cute and I liked his plight 

Favorite season/movie: I really liked his rise to power in season 1 and if I remember correctly he finally ended up somewhere in the end after all the shit with the gangs so that was really cool 

Favorite line: I can’t think of one right now but I’ll make up for it with my favorite Look ™ which is how he’s always able to look like he’s kind of on the verge of tears

Favorite outfit: Idk anytime he’s wearing a suit is good

OTP: Os and Ed obvs 

Brotp: Mmmmmm idk him and Ivy seem cool as friends even tho I haven’t watched in a while

Head Canon: don’t ask me headcanons,,,,,, i’m so bad at headcanons a lot of the time

Unpopular opinion: I don’t know the fandom well enough lol i’m bad at his

A wish: Nygmobblepot,,,,,, alas,,,,, which isn’t to say it’s bad to hold out hope but i’m so cynical and bitter :-/

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Death, heterosexuality

5 words to best describe them: clever, manipulative, ambitious, cowardly (but shh it’s okay he’s not always cowardly), vengeful 

My nickname for them: Os I love when ppl call him Os lol

James Flint:

Why I like them: do you want me to write a book,,,,, I love him so goddamn much it hurts…….. He’s just so smart and he deserves so many hugs, he’s a gay icon, he tries so hard to do right even tho he’s a fuckin murderous pirate, he’s a murderous pirate that likes his books and his tea and gardening with his best friend, his eyes are the prettiest things on god’s green earth….. love him 

Why I don’t: not applicable I refuse to insult my boy lmao

Favorite episode (scene if movie): Probably the one where Miranda died or the one right after bc Toby Stephens is such a good actor and also he fuckin burned the town down for hurting his best friend and??? goals. Or the last couple of episodes bc that shit iwth John………… and then the reuniting with Thomas………… wow

Favorite season/movie: I really liked his rise back to the top from season 2 bc it makes me sad to see him failing and he starts going on a mad and grieving downward spiral after season 2

Favorite line: “This ends when I grant them my forgiveness, not the other way around” I’m sure there are more bc his speeches are all beautiful (like the “there be dragons one”……. kill me) 

Favorite outfit: Everything he wears is perfect 

OTP: flinthamilton is literally the only thing that waters my crops anymore, although silverflint gives them a nice solid rain every once in a while and is hella valid too

Brotp: James and Miranda is so beautiful that I regularly cry about them but I also liked when James and Madi were teaming up

Head Canon: He and Thomas break out of the plantation and become feared pirates again, also he was dating John and Gates lmao

Unpopular opinion: He’s gay and not bi like not for bi erasure or anything but like he just gives me such a gay feel you know what I mean. And also I don’t think what he had with Miranda was really anything 

A wish: for him and Thomas to be happy 

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: for him and thomas to be sad lmao

5 words to best describe them: Intelligent, vengeful, loving, sad, amazing,,,,

My nickname for them: idk I don’t have nicknames I guess I always call him James and not Flint and it seems like a lot of people just call him Flint lol (also “lvoe of my life” does that count)

Max:

Why I like them: oh my god. oh dear i love her. When will your fave. She’s so brave and smart and loving??? like I called James loving but Max is on another level. She’s so protective of the people and the things she cares abotu and loves, and she’s so fucking smart. And she’s so brave to pursue everything she wants to pursue, like she’s a wlw of color in the 1700s and yet she still rules Nassau without giving any fucks about conventions and shit

Why I don’t: oh man is there a reason. I don’t like that she went to Woodes Rogers’s side for a while and betrayed Anne and Jack but I understand why she did so I’m not angry with her for it

Favorite episode (scene if movie): whenever she walks on screen,,,, but idk I can’t think of anything specifically but I liked it when she took over Nassau from Eleanor 

Favorite season/movie: I liked her arc in season 4 even if I really didn’t like all the decisions she made, and I really liked how she ended up in the end so probably season 4

Favorite line: she’s so smart and wise so like everything she says but also I really like her speech to Anne “I am so sorry for working so hard to protect the wrong things, for failing to see that there is nothing important that does not include you” 

Favorite outfit: that yellow dress oh my god! does anyone else remember that yellow dress! it was so pretty she looked so pretty! She has really good style in general but I love that yellow dress 

OTP: Maxanne

Brotp: Her friendship with Idelle is nice and also I like her friendship with Jack

Head Canon: again I’m so bad at headcanons

Unpopular opinion: I don’t think I do

A wish: For her to rule Nassau and continue dating the love of her life Anne Bonny and support her piracy and have her position in Nassau fully supported by everyone alive 

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: death? sadness? she deserves literally the best all the time

5 words to best describe them: compassionate, perceptive, brave, honest, wonderfulbeautifulgorgeous i love her

My nickname for them:I don’t have one for her

Anne Bonny:

Why I like them: She’s amazing honestly I love her sailor’s mouth and I love her bravery and her principles and how logical she is. And I love how kickass she is and how she’ll do anything for the people she loves and I love when she stops being guarded around people and her face Softens, I’m gay for how she looks out from under the brim of her hat 

Why I don’t: I honestly can’t think of a reason……. ok I guess I don’t like that she got violent with Max in the beginning when she was having her gay crisis and like killed Idelle’s friend…….. but honestly reblog if you get murderously violent while having a gay crisis

Favorite episode (scene if movie): I can’t think of something specifically but like when she was with Max and they were just soft and dating that is my reason for waking up in the morning, AND when she saved the ship with the glass and all god wow i died

Favorite season/movie: Mmmm season 2 was prime maxanne season wasn’t it…….. good shit

Favorite line: I can’t think of any rn but wow every time she opens her mouth it’s a gift

Favorite outfit: idk generally her pirate outfit? and her hat is amazing

OTP: Maxanneeeee

Brotp: her friendship with Jack is something I would die for they make me so happy

Head Canon: I don’t know that I have any idk maybe that she and Max are still dating after the show ends?

Unpopular opinion: I don’t know that I have one about Anne

A wish: That she’s happy with Max and potentially Mark/Mary too if she wants to be

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Being unhappy,,, not being with Max or Jack,,

5 words to best describe them: strong, logical, angry, devoted, the world “fuck” 

My nickname for them: I don’t have one for her

Jack Rackham:

Why I like them: he’s so funny and I really like his goals and his arc like he starts out as this guy who just wants his name remembered and that’s still him in the end and I like that that goal doesn’t change, but he finally gets to be the single pirate captain in Nassau which is really cool for him, and he’s also super smart I love him

Why I don’t: I didn’t like his first reactions to Anne and Max, he was kind of a dick about it, but I’m glad that he eventually accepted them and got closer to Max and all

Favorite episode (scene if movie): I liked his scenes with Blackbeard and I also like his earlier scenes where he’s more comic relief-y and I really like when he gets to be a Pirate Captain Dude, that’s not an episode but I just like these particular moments with him. I really liked when that one girl at the Guthries’ was like “Do you know Captain Jack Rackham????” and he was like…………………….. i’ve made it guys

Favorite season/movie: Mmmmm honestly Jack is really consistently awesome throughout like so is everyone else but he’s really well-characterized and grows a lot throughout and I can’t really pick which season of him I like the best

Favorite line: there are so many “if you’re all going to act like children, then I will be your daddy” it’s not my favorite but it plagues me every waking moment of my life and I can’t ever escape it, to rogers: “you and I were neck and neck in this race til the end. But, jesus, did I make up a lot of ground to catch you,” and I really like his speech to Teach about Vane but I can’t find it for the life of me

Favorite outfit: man all of them, Jack Rackham is the most extra well-dressed man in Nassau

OTP: Jack and happiness…….. 

Brotp: if anyone answers this with anything other than Jack and Anne then I’m not sure they watched the same show like to each their own but I can’t imagine a life where their friendship isn’t my fuel

Head Canon: he had a major crush on Charles Vane. I don’t always love Charles Vane so I think he could’ve done better but he definitely had a crush on him

Unpopular opinion: again I don’t think I have one I”m not good at this

A wish: for him to be the most feared pirate around just like he wants to be i’m so proud of him

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: for him to be hanged or something especially if it was in front of anne or for him to have to watch anne die

5 words to best describe them: cunning, ambitious, sarcastic, idealist, stubborn

My nickname for them: i don’t have one but like….. another love of my life….. actually everyone that anon asked me about is one of the lvoes of my life anon must know me well

Thomas Hamilton:

Why I like them: oh my heck he’s beautiful. He has such a good heart and such a good vision of the world. He wants things to be so good and the world doesn’t deserve him at all. He’s so caring and loving and gentle and understanding and he just wants to see a world where people aren’t afraid of him and his sexuality and people aren’t afraid of pirates because he understands that a lot of them are just people who society has really hurt like James turned out to be, he’s such a good leader and if England didn’t suck he could’ve done so much

Why I don’t: the wig that’s all that wig killed me like I don’t even like regular wigs but that big ass brown wig haunts me

Favorite episode (scene if movie): the flashback scenes even tho it’s very short they kill me. His smile as he looks at James. I too would go to war with society over that smile 

Favorite season/movie: lol i mean he’s really only in season 2 unfortunately for us all. That little bit in season 4 is revolutionary but season 2

Favorite line: I feel like I’m not gay enough if I don’t say “Know no shame” bc god can you get a better gay line than that I’m in love

Favorite outfit: anything but the fucking brown wig I’m sickened by that wig

OTP: flinthamilton is unbury your gays, straightbait, and overall beautiful so like………. gay icons

Brotp: his and Miranda’s relationship was not as characterized as James and Miranda obviously so I’m not as undyingly in love with them but they were super good and I’m sure they were just as good as James and Miranda but for obvious reasons that wasn’t onscreen as much

Head Canon: he becomes a pirate dude with James after escaping the plantation no one can convicne me otherwise

Unpopular opinion: I don’t think so 

A wish: for him to just live in peace and for him in another universe to actually get everything he wants out of life

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: what if he had actually died. my heart hurts. why did i type those disgusting words

5 words to best describe them: visionary, optimistic, sympathetic, intelligent, twink extraordinaire. that’s six words you say? how can you counter twink extraordinaire 

My nickname for them: my boy james’s SOULMATE

John Silver:

Why I like them: He’s so…………. like I like his self preservation and I fucking LOVE his characterization and his journey from selfish coward to selfless leader, he might be the best characterized character in this show like the show is really really good at characterization but John Silver obviously had a long way to go to become Long John Silver and He Did That. He’s also so sweet and soft sometimes and I love his curly hair

Why I don’t: I just………. my heart is always with James so when he sort of went the opposite ways I couldn’t help but be on James’s side….. like I still love him and understand his view……. but i’m sad

Favorite episode (scene if movie): I really like the episode where he starts talking shit at dinner to the entire crew and outing that guy for fucking a goat and I also really like the episode where he loses his leg and I really liek the last couple of episodes. I just like a lot of him ok he’s great

Favorite season/movie: I like the beginning of his Long John Silver story when he redeems himself to the crew in season 2 but I also like his coming into Long John Silver in season 4

Favorite line: oh my god he says a lot of good things but I don’t know who I would be if I didn’t say “I will stand here with you, for an hour, a day, a year while you find a way to accept this outcome so we might leave here together” and then the parallel speech to Madi…….. I’m alive and living and this is going to kill me

Favorite outfit: anything but his beginning blue jacket that jacket is the worst lol

OTP: silverflint or him and Madi

Brotp: before Billy…… was cancelled, him and Billy were good buds and I liked it

Head Canon: that he dated that one guy who drowned with the goat Muldoon or something 

Unpopular opinion: do people like his blue jacket? I hate it

A wish: that he can at least be happy with Madi at the end and their relationship is eventually fixed which I think the thing on the cliff alludes to

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: death…… sadness…….

5 words to best describe them: manipulative, secretive, loving, enduring, perceptive as fuck

My nickname for them: none but what if everybody called him Johnny

Billy Bones:

Why I like them: ok have you seen him. he’s so handsome CHRIST. But also he’s always like the voice of reason which is really nice up until season 4. I think I latched onto him bc I already really liked Tom Hopper because of Merlin but he’s also pretty strong in the face of torture and everything he stands for being turned against on his ship, even if it’s not always what I stand for

Why I don’t: season 4? I don’t know her. Also he doesn’t like James and I. would die for James

Favorite episode (scene if movie): I liked it when he was quartermaster for a bit he was a p good quartermaster in season 1 and I also liked the episodes where he “made” Long John Silver and Captain Flint

Favorite season/movie: Idk probably season 1 bc that is when things are still gentle…… innocent…….. good…..

Favorite line: the fuck tent line is iconic. “perhaps we can all agree to forgo, you know, just this once, a fuck tent” when will your fave

Favorite outfit: shirtless 

OTP: idk he definitely dated Ben Gunn js

Brotp: him and Gates

Head Canon: he is asexual as fuck have you ever met him? asexual biromantic. sorry i make the rules and I stick by them 

Unpopular opinion: this isn’t an unpopular opinion i’m sure but billy after s3 can choke. before s3 he’s fine. after…… don’t talk to me about that 

A wish:for him to come to his fucking senses and stop being a horrible idiot

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: for him to stay a fuck lik ehe was at the end fo s4

5 words to best describe them: headstrong, loyal, sentimental, ideological, determined

My nickname for them: i dont’ have one but can you imagine if ppl called him bilbo 

The Doctor:

Why I like them: I mean this really depends on which Doctor you know? this one’s probably going to be long bc I’m gonna do a bit about all the new whos. So 9 I like because he’s very brave and determined in the face of everything he just lost and because he has such a good heart when he easily could have been so cold. And when he is faced with how he has hardened some, he always works on getting better and being a better person. also idfk but like christopher eccleston is all of our uncles who brings us the cool like $20 iTunes cards. 10 I like because he’s so loving that it kind of ruins him. Like that kind of is the way of the Doctor but he just keeps on loving and loving and loving until he’s traveling alone desperately looking for some fun and some companionship so he doesn’t have to feel the hurt of Rose and Donna and doesn’t have to feel how badly he misses Martha. He’s like. He’s like the guy that goes and gives you a giant bag full of shit that would suck if you just got it alone but in bulk like deodorant and tissues and socks and shit. 11 I like because he’s very fierce and fiercely protective but also silly and fun like I like how he can be bouncy and stuff and then the next moment he’s been quiet and scary or loud and scary or gentle and wise. 11 forgot to get everyone anything but he’s the main source of laughter so everybody pretends they’re not disappointed bc his gifts are usually cool. 12 I like because. Eyebrows. But also because he’s a lot different than other Doctors like hte Doctor tends to do morally ambiguous things sometimes but it feels like 12 is so much more morally ambiguous than others. He’s angry about everything that’s been done to him and he feels grief from things he hasn’t thought about in a while and it’s an interesting and different twist on him. 12 intentionally got everyone nothing and ate all the vegetables and left. why am i relating them to christmas? i’m materialistic 

Why I don’t: I don’t feel like going that in depth again but I’ll just say I don’t like how Moffat’s Doctors become what the story is about. The story I feel like is supposed to be about not only the Doctor, but the story and the companions, but Moffat’s Doctors are so much the centerpoint of the story that it loses some of the really really cool things from RTD’s era and some of the spirit of the Doctor. moffat is why my farm animals have all run away 

Favorite episode (scene if movie): this is really hard lmao. I’m gonna pick an episode a Doctor. 9- The Empty Child and The Doctor Dances. I like “Everybody lives!” that’s the best. 10- Midnight. That acting tho and really seeing 10 scared and helpless is something different and really cool. Also The End of Time bc it’s literally the best episode of anything in existence. 11- Idk I can’t really decide. Maybe “The Big Bang.” I love 11 but for the life of me I can’t ermember a fave ep. 12- I’ve onyl seen s8 and part of s9 but I like that one episode where the Doctor thinks he’s dying with Missy I can’t remember what it’s called

Favorite season/movie: 9 lol he only has one. 10- 2 or 3 I really can’t decide. 11- 5. 12- I’ve only seen 8 fully lol

Favorite line: that requires…… so much thought and so much work. They say a lot of cool things. The Doctor is all about speeches and one-liners lol

Favorite outfit: 11 has the best outfit ngl but 10′s is a close second

OTP: Rose and 10 obvs who doesn’t love them, I mean River and the Doctor have always been good, idk my otps for Doctor Who usually involve companions and their partners

Brotp: all the companions every single one of them I’m alive. have you ever met amy pond. have you ever met martha jones or donna noble. have you ever MET jack harkness 

Head Canon: I have……….. a lot I feel like i couldn’t type all of them up first of all the doctor is gay so jot that down

Unpopular opinion: mmmmmm I’m sure i have some but I can’tt think of them 

A wish: FOR THE DOCTOR TO BE ANYTHING BUT A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: for 13 to be a straight white man or for Chibnall to be as bad as Moffat :-/

5 words to best describe them: genius, kind, hopeful, loving, vengeful

My nickname for them: I don’t know that I have any but I might that I’m not remembering