#i dont have an oc tag that's embarassing

[hunny-pp]

rate your old men on fuckability

cant tell if you mean my old man ocs or my old men faves, so if i choose the wrong breed you can hit me on the head with a 2x4 with nails on it

i'll do some of my ocs u want that

shigeru higanbana: 1000/10, VERY fuckable

super sweet and pretty, graceful and a bit of a homme fatale, also super into romance. you could put ur head on his boobs if you want, you're in for a lovely time, you should smash him definitely

this guy: -10/10, not quite fuckable

i mean yea he's alright, he's very handsome and also a decent person so he's fuckable on paper but like he's on the verge of always Going Thru It. not quite fuckable until he's certified Okay Now™ and not going through the horrors

shō nishiyama: 69.9/10, your grandma would carnally desire him

a nice old man :), likes cooking strange foods, works as a librarian and a hit with the single old ladies! has the spice of being a horror protag and being divorced with a dead kid two-in-one, repressed, i bet you could change his world

camille/shukaku: 6.9/10 and 100/10: i mean you could fuck him if you like cringe fail men and this one's a dream guy for me rawr x3

these two's designs aren't finished yet so theyre a two in one. Camille has the trans man cringe fail swag about him, loves fishing - cannot catch a single fish = terrible hunter/gatherer in caveman world, also cranky bounty hunter but other than that, if you like cringe fail men i guess you could eat him alive

shukaku is a tanuki toy maker who looks what he does and also it means he's super nice and good with his hands :*, super big and fluffy tail, ill give him a hairier chest but other than that what's not to love you should definitely screw him

[cerealmonster15]

literally how i feel when im trying to make a shred of sense on artfight talking about the aus and how all the characters connect to each other

at least. on yale’s profile  l o l

[grasslandgirl]

oh damn uh top 5 fics you’ve written or top 5 cot3 fics you’ve read. you can do both if you want just thought i’d offer options

tysm anon!!! embarassing confession moment i have NOT read many cot3 fics yet- and by "not many" i mean i've only read faun and casey's fics that they've written and only those because i edited them skfvjnfksjbn IM SORRY. IVE BEEN MEANING TO BINGE READ BC SO MANY OF THEM LOOK GOOD <///3 ive just had a brain block about it thus far but i WILL deep dive into the tag soon and i have a bunch all saved to my marked for later that will be the first i read <33

anyway. top five fics ive written. aa help !! this is so hard ive written so many ksfjnkfsjb (im gonna limit myself to fics ive Posted so i dont start talking abt niche dna fics or charlieverse or noble pining even more than i already do ksjfnb-)

[in no particular order]

if i only could make a deal with god (i'd get him to swap our places) (aka slasher <3) [slasher movie au. fantasy high/d20. fig & gorgug centric] -- this fic is so special to me. its one of the clearest, most thematically concise and effective works i think i've ever written, i think it's emotionally devastating and just what i wanted it to be when i sat down possessed by some horror writing spirit to write it fskjbnskfb it's so special to me forever <3

you could have my heart (and I would break it for you) [by jamie @gilears and myself. fantasy high/d20. fig/gorgug.] -- the original jamsav figgorgug fic <3 the fic from which figgorgugaversary day originates from and it's so special to me forever <3 we brainmelded and wrote it together and it's crazy and clean and soosooooo dear <33 it just makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside when i think about and reread it xoxox

that was my heart, the drums that start off night and day [cafe/bookstore meet cute au. fantasy high/d20. fig/ayda.] -- wrote this as a gift fic for a dear friend even before they became a dear friend and i just think the pacing and characterization in it is so lovely and fun and it has some wonderful fig and gorgug bandmate bffship <33

the answer to an unspoken question [get together. leverage. eliot/parker/hardison.] -- they are so <3 i think my characterization and voices for them are just. spot on in this and it's such an indulgent thing to reread which i do Frequently <3

and it's warm and real and bright [kid fic. the unsleeping city/d20. sofie/dale.] -- kisses to asher @myclericalromance forever for the inspo this fic drew from <3 i just think hot single dad dale is so fun and the kid oc grace is really special to me because i drew a lot of inspiration from my dear baby cousin when i was writing this so <333

honorable metions: it's friday i'm in love (my ace riz/ anti fabriz spite fic with bonus figgorgug). darling i'd wait for you even if you didn't ask me to (grepre keiko fic for casey @aberfaeth 's birthday last year <3 so silly and fun). i've waited and watered my heart til it grew (a jonmartin magnus archives scottish honeymoon get together fic that is sooooo toothrotting). and what it's like to shine (my eldonado american vandal/stardust au ksjfvnkb <3)

xoxoxoxox tysm for the ask anon!!!

feel free to send me other "top five ___" asks !!

[transsexualhamlet]

also your favorite silm ship. i cant remember the name

i have more things to say about angbang than can be encompassed by this bingo its . theyre like no one ever but also they're like hannigram and also not like hannigram at all theyre like if . they're like if the two worst people ever made their mental illnesses and codependence literally the entire universe's Main Problem and they were like fucking. pearl and rose quartz about it?????? i fucking WISH this was not true goddDAMN tolkien can create doomed yaoi that is so terrible. also literally no one understands it but me you dont get it tumblr has like a good 50 or so active angbang shippers and they DONNNNNT UNDERSTANNDDDDD its Embarassing to see the stuff that gets put in the tag like you dont get the themes the motifs the gravity you're making anime ocs and giving them tje same names as the dark lords from tolkienverse i just. i dont think ive found a single depiction of angbang in writing that i think is accurate to them and even mine doesn't get where i want it to be most of the time. its.

[debatenarutooocs]

Hi, this is one of Seelen's pal. 

She asked me to submit the allegedly "Naruto x Kushina" Hentai photo because she doesn't have time to provide evidence to refute it due to work. https://imgur.com/7MToDpc

The first picture is a commission Hentai of BraveKingShishio's character Makali and Kushina that Seelen created in 2018 for BraveKingShishio. I censored it of course. https://imgur.com/3PnHq3K

The second image is an edited version that a random person made of the commission and submitted to rule34. 

If you look closely, you can tell that the image has been modified in several different places.

1. Skin tone that is the same to that of the original OC.

2. The logo of Seelenkaetzchen The editor neglected to fill in the white gaps of the original white background of the image in her logo when creating the colorful background.

3. Hair from "Naruto" The shading in particular reveals that the hair's color was altered in several places. You just have to take a closer look.

I didn't predict anything more from Rin/Rin Defender than a last-ditch effort to grasp at anything to cast Seelen in a negative light. But anons statement was once more shown to be untrue. Keep in mind Rin or Rin defender that it was Rins fault and that she deserved to be criticized for what she did to Seelen and all of the other people including a big number of other Gaara x Oc creators, a few artists Rin commissioned, and Rins former closest friend Kora Bani / Koemi Chinoike. In fact Rin was the one to get things going by publishing untruths about Seelen and thenerdscorner publically in her stories and demonized descriptions in her subsequent image uploads. Having the nerve to tag their accounts even. Rin didn't want to and still refuse to apologize to Seelen for calling her out in the stories  she made up about her filled with lies and false accusations and I won't go into detail about anything else she did because it was made public. Additionally, Seelen is aware that Rin continues to misrepresent everything that occured to other people because they approached her to address it.

Now that Kora Bani expressed regret for her actions as an adult and made amends with Seelen, Rin obviously can't get over what happened because she's still bitter we all seen how Rin mistreated a lot of people including her buddy. 

Rin, you're the root of the issues you refuse to address. Leave Seelen alone and carry on with your miserable life.

Wow so someone stole Seelen's cm that she drew for braveking (kushina x male oc) and edited out to try to frame her as "incest" shipper? Yikes.

The truth will always come out! Now we all see the proof that it wasn't her who drew kushina x naruto incest art. Right now it must be embarassing for Rin defenders who litterally slandered Seeleen.

I dont get why Rin hates Seelen so badly, and to be obsessed to ruin Seelen's reputation.... it's not normal.Rin Mori needs to see a therapist to talk it out. She is so deluded to think she must drag and blame seelen who had nothing to do with original situation.

I honestly can't believe Rin won't acknowledge her mistakes and for wrongly accusing random people. It is unfortunately because in my opinion her behavior shows she feels no remorse nor guilt for hurting innocent people. It is concerning. She should learn from her friend korabani at least she took responsability of her actions and apologized to Seelen.

[wrestlezon]

liveblog containment zone for 10/18/22 aew dynamite

started a little bit late...

dalton castle cut a great promo and its a fucking shame hes gonna lose to jericho :/

best friends + oc vs death triangle

OH my guys are up first!! lmao oc holding the belt with the backpack falling to the floor. extremely stylish. i love him the worst part is that i can totally see them booking death triangle dirty and having them lose to best friends. this sucks. i actually have hope that the best friends could win. lucha bros kicking the shit outta chuck ;~; now everyones beating up rey fenix!! nooo their Special Trios Move! interrupted! nevermind i think the best friends have zero hope to win again. phew. i am at peace (by being a pessimist) KILLING orange. MURDERING him. hes caught in the DEATH TRIANGLE THEYRE CHOPPING HIM… TO DEATH!!!!!! the best friends watching orange get murdered just makes me think of goku letting gohan get his ass kicked oh theyre making a super SUPER plex a proper death triangle (human pyramid superplex) oooo pac with the bloodlust very cool. love it when chins get held lmao chuck hiding behind trent when penta approached the hammer!!! OHHH ITS HAPPENING REY FENIX WAS LIKE NO I BELIEVE IN MORALS oh man if they lose now there could be lore. hmm oh double cutter on the best friends… nevermind they pinned trent!

video promo with jon moxley and hangman page

look moxley is gonna win. unless mjf wants to really make moxley lose BAD bad in his own hometown

baker crew backstage interview

when will jamie hayter leave………..

toni storm vs hikaru shida

SHIDA!!!! i know she aint gonna win. but i like her :( im trying to pay attention to this match but my friends are talking about mjf and max caster. typical theyre gonna read this later and get mad at me. YALL are the women likers!!!!! whoa. the camera angle on that suplex pin toni wins! oh no theres baker crew violence now!!

boo baker!!! oh she got nice shoes on though saraya! is she clear to fight now huh!! that theme… riho!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!! the return of riho!! oh yeah. where DID saraya and baker get off to

video promo from war(dlow + samoa)joe

i dont know these new roh kingdom guys.

backstage with FTR

its ftr! the AAA tag titles need, like, a hit of metallic spraypaint on them or something. they really do look like theyre made outta foam hey! its swerve in our glory!! yay!!!!! STEALING HIS APPLE swerve is so good. i love this misfit tag team. tony k dont ever break them up OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

backstage with jay lethal and darby allin

oh hes uh challenging him to a rematch. e_e where are they filming this? oh a loading dock LMAO ARE THEY GOING TO CHOP HIM IN HALF WITH THE SHUTTERS

in the ring! with tony schiavone and william regal

"thats pretty wild. anyway, im here with regal" oh my god mjf is here. hes moving on to feud with the next sexually charged old man hmm… what will mjf reveal now… wow! naming wwe just like that. zero fear! oooohhh is he mad at regal for embarassing him when he was green ……………… "and boy did i" "and when i finished your jaw was on the floor" MJF IS NOT BEATING THE "I FUCKED THAT OLD MAN" ALLEGATIONS dang dude too young. rip maxwell calling an email "a promo" is so funny ooooo that is CUTTING LMAO HES SO EMOTIONAL oh my god regal looks insane "catnip to old men" my friend says. well, a succubus huh i read that email every day. not because im obsessed. its because im normal, actually woooooow. ok, now lets hear it from regal oooooooooohh "if an email is all it took to get you here then you got it easy" HELL YEA OHHHH HES MAD ABOUT MJF HITTING TONY SCHIAVONE HOW DARE YOU HIT MY DEAR TONY "you hire people to do your bad work for you" "i dont need a ring to knock people out" LMAO THE CROWD GUY "KICK HIM IN THE NUTS" OHHHHH hes turning mjf honorable. i mean, still a villain, but honorable. mjf redemption hours (LMAO)

video promo of dalton castle and jericho

man i need to stop watching those road to vids if theyre just gonna play them during the show. im glad they are though, i loved this promo. if theyre gonna make dalton castle lose then they might as well give him tv cloud

backstage with the acclaimed and billy gunn

lmao they taped over the "scissor me" on the shirt… varsity athletes vs the acclaimed! titles vs trademarks!

backstage interview with bryan danielson and wheeler yuta

what is going to happen here… please keep talking about daniel garcia and get wheeler yuta jealous LMAO YES YUTA WITH THE SHADE. YUTA IS DOWN ON DANIELSON OHHHhghghHGHGHHHH!!

dalton castle vs chris jericho

yay!!!! OH DAMN HE GETS A HELL OF AN ENTRANCE swagger levels are off the charts he has so many boys. a whole twink staircase or twonks. twunks? he dug DEEP in those trunks for that i cant focus on this match because we're too busy talking about mjf and regal. dang ok we restarted the match because another friend joined dalton castle coming out of his bird cage… his championship sequins!! omg!!! chris jericho being shadowed by hager in that stupid fucking hat lmao its too bad hager sucks and not in a funny or cool or endearing way LMAO god i gotta get a screencap of jericho's face getting flipped off oh lmao that was cute, his boys following him around the ring as they hype up the crowd ooooh these show announcements… they comin back to cali huh… lmao i love it when you can hear jericho yell in surprise. getting thrown off the corner WHOA DALTON that was an insane charge-stumble-out-of-the-ring move LMAO hager caught in the BOYS ATTACK DAMAGE ZONE oh my god he's hulking out over the hat nooo not he walls of jericho! dalton castle your back!!! oh phew he got out. yeah finish move him! oh nooo hes in the walls of jericho!!!!!!! rope break! SASSING AUBREY!!!!!!! JERICHO NO >:( ooo big suplex by dalton lmfao taz "so whaaat if he destroys the honor in ring of honor!" I KNOW DALTON IS NOT GONNA WIN BUT THEY KEEP GIVING ME HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!! if anything jericho is gonna drop the belt at final battle >:/ there it is u_u oh yeah theyre right. he DIDNT cheat… even… ring of honor commentators!! NO LOOK OUT IAN RICCABONI!!!!!!! oh its jerry lynn to talk some sense NOOOO JERICHO YOU CANT THATS WRESTLING LEGEND JERRY LYNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a true monster lmfao even taz is like "WHOA nvm i dont support piledriving jerry lynn wtf"

excalibur announces the upcoming matches

hmm not much for me to look forward to... RIHO AND JAMIE HATYER!!!!!!!!

backstage with jade's crew

omg jade is MAD mad tony khan get me my belt or i will hold this whole fucking show hostage

hangman page vs jon moxley

mjf holding his chip like a baby blanket hangman starting out before the ring huh in the crowd already? LMAO HANGMAN WAIT damn doing backflips off scaffolding onto concrete???? jesus wow theyre doing the whole walk through the crowd huh lmao ok every time a wrestler sits themselves down to get beaten up in a folding chair it makes me laugh NOW the match has started there is too many things going on. blood! blood! blood! blood! MJF IS MISSING… this is a good fight. im too busy watching it. lmao schiavone so bitter about mjf. "i hope your words regal chased him out of the building" whoa hangman's flip out of that german suplex, nice match end… huh… i dont.. THINK this is a shoot injury………… we've been pausing so much and we also started late, i cant even look at the clock to tell how much time left in the show there is… ………… oh now excalibur talking about matches? oh… theyre buying time… oh no… he got shoot injured for sure… oh… hangman… :( taz is so concerned too he is NOT joking around. makes sense knowing what happened to him and his neck jesus moxley is a true professional. i dont think there are many people who'd be able to cut a fucking promo after that theyre going through with things? keep it going i guess whoa theyre getting TWO shits per show? mic feedback-- moxley making jokes??? at a time like this even! ;~; well… i suspected that the belt would only change hands during a ppv, and with full gear coming up… so this makes sense

[killalluchihas]

i wish there was a little more consensus on the gojo headcanons.

to the 18+ jjk fans, do you think gojo is a dom, sub or a switch? please provide your evidence via fanfic recs

[gayandvibin]

I'm reshuffling plot points a bit, but this is a couple of test pages from about 2/3 of the way through the comic. I started them about a month ago, and then finished the inks and colours over the last two days.

[Click images for better quality]

[marstheluminary]

ah yes the main focus of any rp, getting with the cute npc

[kittymanya]

i miss actually being in a fandom

[chthonicgodling]

i probably should already hav designed a solid grownup Eisa & Einmyria design a very long time ago BUT WHO CARES RIGHT I DID IT NOW

my ulterior motive is:::  i wanted these done in order to draw more things for the Lokikid AU ive briefly mentioned!! im still.. so into thatt even tho i have yet to discuss any logistics. im still thINKING [ ie. what possible context and circumstance/s could have led to the Elysium Lokikids growing up a) abandoned by Loki and b) with no sense of familial tie to each other?? c) how could all of their respective parents have allowed this to happen??] about very various circumstances that are important for uhh the background of this AU existing, before i can start exploring adventure potential. because thats really what this is all about - heartfelt absurdly dangerous adventures. 

just like loki would want.

anyway - can leather be genetically inherited from your parents?? grown up Eisa and Einmyria say yes. 

Eisa&Einmyria are mine!

[taliaglitch]

tagged by @impossible-rat-babies to make my ocs in this here picrew ! ty !!!

in order - talwyn wildegarde (shepherds of haven), vance hawthorne (wayhaven chronicles), & teagan ellsworth (also wayhaven chronicles)!

as always with these things i have no idea who to tag so uh. go wild gifbfjffb

[djkhgfdsfjkdbv16753654]

i gott Tagged by @jupiterscallie to do a funny little song thing so i am going to do it okay?

1. fav song at the moment: UMMM i’d say the least embarassing contender is narashite by haru nemuri so let’s go with that. also ijimekko bully by calliope mori

2. a song you associate w/your favourite ships: i nearly wrote “favourite chips” at first which was funny. Anyway this applies to my ocs because i am crazy <3 me and my husband by mitski if you know you know

3. a song that could be about you: *sighs deeply* cabinet man by lemon demon YOU SAW THIS ONE COMING

4. a song you find overrated: touch tone telephone by lemon demon, but like, not in a bad way. its overrated because it slaps and it makes me have superpowers

5. a song that reminds you of a good memory: UM! anything from one direction’s hit album Take Me Home because i had a huge 1D phase at the tender age of eight and i owned this album on CD (i still have it lmao) and i used to use my dad’s walkman to listen to it... very old-skool

6. last song you listened to: mogu mogu yummy by nekomata okayu, a certified banger

7. a song that makes you laugh: gecgecgec by 100 gecs because it just sounds like when i was 10 and would go through all the notification noises on my ipod touch

8. a song i am physically unable to stop myself from singing along to: There are A Lot of those LMAO. i dont really sing out loud unless i was talking outloud though most of the time i lip sync aggressively

9. a song you want your mutuals to listen to: BLUE CLAPPER by hololive gen 5 if you like poppy anime music, supermassive black hole by muse if you want a song for your playlist of music that makes you feel sexy and powerful, or itch u cant skratch by junior senior if you want a song to get funky to!

idk who to tag but if you see this u can say i tagged you okay :-)

[oooocleo]

OC asks from a while ago...(;

decided to compile them so i dont spam you guys w lots of asks - ive tagged the folks who asked the questions in case theyre curious abt the answers haha

ive put them under a read more since i got more than i expected.. tysm if you end up reading through it all!

🌅 (Shirin) - What is your OCs favourite time of day? Are they a morning person or a night owl? (@norskseven​)

Shirin is definitely a night owl! He works by candlelight, late into the night...thats y he needs glasses...... his favourite time of day is probably midnight/when all is quiet and he can work w.o being disturbed, plus noam’s hair looks nice by moonlight (:

🧸 (Hetty) - On a scale of 1 - 10, how ‘soft’ is your OC? 1 being the edgiest of edges and 10 being a literal teddy bear that cries at everything? (Bonus questions, where on the scale would your OC place themselves, and where would they like to be on the scale?) (anon)

Hetty would very much resent this but shes gotta be on the softer side of the scale..... maybe a 7? she doesnt usually Behave very softly but shes a bag of tears on the inside - very practiced at Wrenching That Down though

shed place herself where shed want to be, which would be around 4 😂

💡 (Noam) - How does your OC enact plans? Do they plan down to the smallest details, or do the wing it? (anon)

Noam does zero planning, completely wings it, rolls with anything that happens.. he can follow someone else’s plan though if anything deviates it might.....escalate quickly........... because he’ll still want to get to the intended goal 💁‍♀️ 

🩸 (Sura) - Does your OC believe in blood being thicker than water? (meaning family relationships and loyalties are the most important)  (@shurimancurator​)

Sura’s direct relatives aren’t around anymore, but he very much clings onto the importance of family & the feeling of belonging he had when he was still with them - when he finds the people that have his surname its very important to him to foster that familial bond

🩸 (Ezra) (anon)

ezra has a definition of family that is broader than just the people they are directly related to 🤔  they are very very loyal to those they consider family, but that may also be their childhood friend, their sisters’ spouse, etc

🌋 (Hetty) - What’s your OCs temper like? Are they a slow boil, or an instant explosion? (@shurimancurator​)

The Slowest Boil... she is very restrained so she doesnt confront a lot of things that make her angry (at least not @ the source of it)... she just glares when she thinks she can away with it lmao.. when it becomes too much she does reach a breaking point which involves angry tears

🍹 (Sura) - Does your OC drink? If so, what’s their drink of choice? (@shurimancurator​)

Sura’s vice is drinking for sure, he holds his liquor well but its not a good thing lol............. he tends to go for whisky, bourbon, sometimes port or wine

his behaviour doesnt change massively but he shows his mean streak more

✂️ (Ezra) - What kind of thing would have your OC cut someone out of their life? How likely are they to let someone back in? (anon)

i think ezra would distance themselves from people who a hurtful to the ones around them (not necessarily to ezra themselves?), esp if ezra liked those people 🤔 they’d also find betrayal of their family/elves in general very hard to forgive.. they definitely wouldnt Forget it happened even if they give them a second chance in the spirit of fairness

✂️ (Hetty) (anon)

hetty would do anything to avoid this situation... she is So wary of actually letting people close enough to be able to hurt her & would be very frustrated with herself for not.. seeing a betrayal of trust coming i guess?

when Noam turns out to have been keeping A Very Big Secret from her, she doesn’t think she’ll ever forgive him but ofc... he was her best friend...and hes very sad and guilty abt it........and also her annoyance is redirected at Shirin when he forgives Noam first while still having massive scars on his throat

✂️ (Sura) (anon)

sura trusts his instincts a lot when it comes to putting himself in others’ hands - how much of himself he entrusts depends on the person, and the less it is the easier it is for himself to cut folks off when they do things he doesnt like

once he passes a certain threshold though, hes pretty much All In & will understand and forgive until hes blue in the face

🎭 (Ezra) - Does your OC show different sides of themselves to different people? (anon)

kind of yes! they are generally very professional/capable/someone to look up to and admire & they foster this image because of their duties.. theyll yanno.. cover their mouth when they laugh unless its in front of close friends/family when they emote more freely

📎 (Sura, Hetty) - How organised is your OC? Do they keep on top of responsibilities, or leave things to the last minute? (anon)

Hetty is not particularly organised Or disorganised.. its not a huge priority to her but she gets embarassed if its too messy (reminds her of Shirins pigsty habits)

Sura hasnt had to do a lot of organising in his life but has a lot of.. house-husband qualities so i think hed do just fine

💬 (Sura, Hetty) - Is your OC much of a talker? Do they only speak when spoken to? (Or not even then?) Do they ever talk over others? (anon)

Sura is definitely a talker, he knows very well how to speak to people to get his way & will talk over others if it serves a purpose 💁‍♀️ he also gets into the habit of expressing himself a lot around Hetty, Noam and Shirin bc they can’t read the flower language on his skin that telegraphs his feelings

Hetty only really talks when she feels comfortable.. even then shes not super chatty - Speaking Up about things if a very big thing for her and requires a lot of prep usually lol.. she would feel bad about talking over someone but might still do it

[fluffychubbyrose]

Tony Stark x Chubby Self Conscious reader.

One Shot.

Requested.

Warnings- Slight Language, Slight NSFW so slight if you blink you'll miss it, Tony Stark might be more OC than some may like, insecurities, and light bullying.

(Also I don't own any of these pictures I just made the collages.)

Tony decided today instead of staying in the tower and relaxing, maybe having a movie marathon or something that we should go shopping to get me some more clothes since I keep telling him that I only have a few outfits to wear that are comfortable when he asks why I'm wearing the same outfits again and again.

The outfits are mostly my old sweats and sweatshirts along with a couple of baggy dress shirts and dress pants that I feel comfortable lounging around the tower or going out in, because they cover me completely and hide my plushness from the prying and judging eyes of other people.

I've been wearing the same outfits on rotation for the past month or two instead of wearing the new dresses or skirts I said I loved and fit good when he bought them for me, even when they were a bit snugger and showed more skin than I'd like them to. But at the time they seemed like a great idea to get because while they were a bit snug, they were beautiful, soft, and lovely material that highlighted my figure and bust. But lately I haven't been as confident as I was when I first got those outfits and wore them around and out and about.

But now looking at myself in these dresses, skirts, and tight shirts they just show to much of me and dont look right on my body anymore, they show too many of my rolls and plushness. "You need more than a measly few outfits to wear love and you know it. If those clothes we bought didn't fit comfortably you should have just said something and we could have gotten a different style or size for you that would have been more comfortable."

He says with a sigh not budging about going shopping and seemingly pouting that I didn't tell him about the clothes not fitting comfortably until now especially since some of the ones I'm refusing to wear are his personal favorites. "I don't think they have any bigger sizes." I muttered. "Hmm what was that?" "Nothing give me a minute to get ready and we can go." I said heading to our shared bedroom to put some light makeup on, tame my hair, and change out of my sweats.

Once I'm finished I walk out and over hear Tony talking to someone so I stay behind the corner to eavesdrop. "Yeah Y/n and I are planning on going on a quick shopping spree but I'll see if she wants to go to afterwards and meet up with everyone and maybe I can talk her into getting a new bikini while we're out to wear to the beach."

"Okay we'll see you there but don't try to trick her into wearing anything she isn't comfortable with Tony." I think that was Steve he was talking to and said "we'll" see you there so is the whole team going to be there? If it's just us that could be fun but last time the "private" beach we went to was anything but. Luckily I had my one piece on and could cover up with my towel. Tony takes any opportunity and turns it into a party. "Me!?! Trick her! Never!" He said sounding appalled making me giggle and reveal my hiding spot.

Knowing very well that he's always up to something and trying to get me to do all kinds of crazy things from experiments in the lab, to getting me drunk from the expensive alcohols that he loves but I can't really stand the taste of. Knowing I was busted I walked around the corner and kissed Tony on the cheek from behind. "Oh there you are Y/n! Are you ready to go sweetheart?" He asks smirking at me with playful look for catching my eavesdropping. "Yeah I'm ready."

(Small timeskip to the shopping center.)

"Oooh I like this one!" Tony says swinging around showing me a nearly see threw black button up shirt with a plunging neckline. "Tony that's basically see threw I can't wear that!" I said embarrassed cheeks heating up at the thought of anybody seeing me in something like that. "Yes you can, if you only wear it for me!" He says with a cheeky grin. I sigh and continue look it through the rack of clothes in front of me.

Most if not all of these clothes are way to small for me. I sigh and continue down the isle looking for cute but comfy clothes that won't hug my body. Which is proving to be more and more difficult with nothing being in my size, and with Tony only picking out provocative clothing. I'm feeling more discouraged and upset by the minute deciding to give up on finding anything today I turn to tell Tony let's just go to the bathing suit store to pick out a new bathing suit for the "not a party at the beach" he managed to convince me into going to.

Until I see Tony with an armful of clothes that upon further investigation are a bunch of outfits I wanted to get but were way to small for me to wear there must be 20 something outfits in his arms while he's talking to the sales associate. "Hi, yes I need all of these 3-4 sizes bigger." He says dumping the clothes into her arms. Looking closer it looks like he got the biggest ones of each outfit which would only need to be 2-3 sizes bigger to fit me well. "I'm sorry sir but these are as big as we carry and besides these would just be a waste on someone like her if that's who their meant for. I mean no offense but they wouldn't even fit like they were made to on someone of her size." She spat sounding irritated and disgusted not apologetic by any means.

"The way they fit, or look, are up to her to decide. Not you or anyone else and say something like that again and I'll have your job by the end of the hour. So again I would like all of these 3-4 sizes bigger so they are comfortable for my girl over there." He motions to me with his head looking as pissed off as he sounds, and the way he said 'my girl' was very possessive. My eyes widen and my face heats up from embarrassment from what she said and the confrontation in general but I'm touched and happy with how he's defending me.

"And if you don't have any bigger sizes then custom tailor it to fit. If you need her measurements I'll send them to you. Here's my card and I expect to be contacted by the end of the day with all of these resized and ready for pickup." The women looks deathly pale after taking and reading the card realising she just offended Tony Stark. Knowing that his threat to her job moments ago was in fact real and emanate if she didn't comply. Seeing her so petrified makes a part of me smug knowing next time she'll think before she speaks at least.

"Yes! Right away, I'm so sorry sir they will be ready by the end of the day! You can pay for them then. I'll be right back." She squeaks out and runs off with the clothes with her head down and tail tucked between her legs hopefully feeling as embarassed and upset as am from her comments. I wrap my arms around my self with head down now that she's gone I feel tears pricking the edges of my eyes hearing her say that just proved what I've been thinking about myself is true that I'm so big that it's repulsive to be this size, hell I can't even fit into a single thing in this entire store without it being tailored to fit, that should say something.

"Hey don't listen to her sweetheart she's just jealous I'm with you and not her. Everything she said was just a spiteful lie trying to get under your skin." He says lifting my head up and wiping under my eyes where a few silent tears slipped past without me knowing. He kisses me softly and hugs me tucking me under his chin while his hands rub up and down my back. I snuggle closer with my eyes closed holding him tight. "C'mon Y/n let's go pick out that swim suit!" He says sounding excited and let's go of me grabbing my hand and dragging me out of the store and down to the next trying to get my mind off of the rude sales associate.

(Another small time skip where we just arrived at the beach.)

"Hey you guys made it!" Steve runs up in just his swim trunks, hair wet, and sand sticking to him like someone pushed him down onto the sandy shore of the beach just moments before. "Yeah we're just gonna go set up our stuff then we'll join you guys in the water." Tony replies with his arm wrapped around me. Steve smiles and nods then runs off down the beach. I'm not sure about getting into the water looking around there's a lot of strangers here all swarming the infamous Avengers wanting to get pictures with them or of them.

The beach isn't packed but it defiantly isn't as dead as it should be if just the team was here, and I don't want a rerun of what happened earlier especially now that Tony talked me into a bikini after all. Though I picked it out and hid it from his view until I changed into it. When I put it on and it actually fit really well supporting me and being snug but not tight when I wasn't expecting it to fit at all with just how small it looked, I couldn't just put it back and pick out a different one. (It's the bikini in the pic above.)

But thinking about it now I should have picked a much less revealing bikini, but I knew Tony would appreciate the colors if you know what I mean. So I put it on in the changing room and put my clothes back on over it, only taking the price tags up to the cashier so I could pay for it and said I wouldn't let him see it until we got here because I was worried I would loose my nerve and pick out another one piece bathing suit after all. Plus I knew that if I let him see me in it that we would never make it to the beach and would more than likely be banned from the store. So he's been rushing to get here and to get me out of my dress shirt and knee high shorts since I checked out at the store. "Hurry Y/n I can't wait to get into the water!" Tony yells twenty or so feet away and winks at me suggestively, dropping our things onto the sand not bothering to actually set anything up.

"Don't lie Stark you only want to see her in her new bikini! You don't really care about getting in the water!" Natasha yells back at him from a ways down the beach playing volleyball with Wanda and few other people I don't recognize against the boys. Both of them wearing their own bikinis. 'That's probably how Steve got covered in sand.' "How did you know about that?" He yelled back pouting harder than he would willingly admit, because she's seen me in my new bikini but he hasn't been aloud to. Natasha stopped playing and said something to a couple of the people I didn't recognize that were on her team and walked up with Wanda right behind her.

"Oh don't get your panties in a twist Stark she sent me and Wanda a few photos wanting some feed back before deciding which swim suit to get." She grumped at him. "But trust me you'll like what she picked out." Wanda said with a knowing smirk. My face heats up when his gaze locks with mine. "Oh I never doubted that I wouldn't like it. Now come on let's get into the water that's the whole point of going to the beach." He said pulling on my hand. "Fine but I have to take these clothes off and I'm not comfortable just stripping on the beach and you have get changed to."

I say holding my towel close to me nervous about showing so much of myself in front of everyone, especially in front of strangers. Tony not needing me to tell him twice took off to the changing rooms with his swim trunks yelling for me join him. "No way or I won't get to swim today! I'll change and be out in a few." I say while walking towards an empty room. I strip out of my clothes and look at myself in the full length mirror they had in the changing room. Feeling insecure and like this was a very bad idea all of a sudden.

Seeing all of my rolls and stretch marks in plain sight is making me feel ugly and disgusted with my self. I'm about to say hell with it all and put my clothes back on and say I'm feeling sick and that I want to go home even though Tony will know its a lie and will be worried about me, I can't handle this, I'm not ready, this is to much. That's when Tony's voice comes through the door. "Almost done in their my beautiful girl? You aren't going to keep me waiting all day are you? I could just come in there and get you if you'd prefer?" He purrs out but sounds worried.

I hurriedly wrap my towel around myself and unlock the door but I don't make a move to come out. "I'm not sure I can do this Tony. This is a bad idea I wanna go home." I'm hugging myself again degrading and upsetting thoughts are rushing through my head making me so overwhelmed that I don't notice Tony's in the changing room with me until he wraps his arms around me from behind making me jump. "Where's all of this coming from? Is it because of what that lady said earlier because she's wrong, so so wrong baby girl your beautiful in everyway!" I cringe trying not to cry knowing what he's saying is true but I can't help but let what she said and what I've been thinking lately get to me anyways.

I whimper and turn around in his arms letting him hold me again. "I'm sorry I don't know what's going on I've been more and more insecure lately for no real reason. That's why I don't wear those clothes you bought me anymore, they fit but they show to much of everything I hate and I wanted to cover up by wearing my old baggy clothes." I pull back looking up at him. Tony's silent for a moment looking at me with a thoughtful expression. "Well we'll just have to fix that now won't we?" He smiles softly grabbing my hand and leaning towards the door.

"Tony no I really don't want to go out there not like this at least." I say pulling back and looking down. "Like what? Your all covered up by your towel. I cant even see that little swim suit you bought earlier that I've been dying to see since we left the store. I love every single part of your body but if you don't want to go out there we don't have to. We can go home or stay right here in this changing room. Hell I bet if I text Capsicle he'll bring us something eat and drink then we can stay in here all day." I giggled at that imagining a confused and flustered Steve coming to the changing room bringing food and water.

"There's my girl." Tony coo's running his hands up my sides trying to tickle me. "Hey hey, No, Tony, Dont you dare!" I squeaked out jumping back hitting the wall of the changing room realizing I'm trapped my eyes widen and I'm about to yell at him again when he launches at me tickling me and I don't feel my towel falling while trying to squirm away laughing until I feel Tony's bare hands on my hips and he stops tickling me. I look up worried about the sudden stop in his "attack" and his silence until I see the desire in his eyes.

"As much as I absolutely love this." He leans close to my ear his grip tightening on my hips. "I'd love even more to see it off and on the floor." He kissed my neck once he finished. Making me gasp as heat floods my cheeks. He mumbles into my neck. "How about I show you just how beautiful you really are." Pressing his body up against mine nipping the sweet spot on my neck.

Let's just say I never got to go swimming in my new swim suit and Steve got more than just an eyeful when he came to check on us because we forgot to lock the door.

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oh fuck i have been tagged

1. Do you make your bed?  nah. just gonna unmake it every time i sleep in it and also im usually too depressed

2. What’s your favorite number? i am fond of 37

3. What’s your job? i do research for a university, mostly looking at various kinds of water sampling data. right now i am working on a project involving filter efficacy. i’m looking for a real grownup job though since i just graduated

4. If you could go back to school, would you? maybe someday in the far away future but right now? fuck no. i just got OUTTA school

5. Can you parallel park? i have done it successfully Once so no, not really

6. A job you had that would surprise people? i washed dogs one time!

7. Do you think aliens are real? i feel like given how fucking big the universe is theres no way the conditions that created life on earth never happened anywhere else, though i dont think we will ever realistically meet or communicate with aliens

8. Can you drive a manual car? no. i can drive and i do own my own car, though 9. What’s your guilty pleasure? drawing my ocs over and over and over and over and over and over and over and o

also watching vinesauce

10. Tattoos? i have one little tattoo on my back of the deckers symbol from SRIII, which very few people recognise as anything other than a cool skull and i like it like that.

11. Favorite color? im fond of teal.

12. Favorite type of music? right now its like weird late 90s-early 00s alt rock, or just like modern vaguely alt/folk

13. Things people do that drive you crazy? people who are weird and clingy and wont give me any space & get mad at me for asking for it.

14. Do you love doing puzzles? theyre aight, i like to do crosswords online to pass the time sometimes. in fact i just pulled up a crossword and dicked around in it for like 10mins instead of finishing this

15. Any phobias? lots. i have pretty bad intrusive thoughts and one of my biggest phobias is that i might act on them, or even just being stuck alone w them. im also scared of... heights & spiders. all other creepy crawlies are totally fine

16. Favorite childhood sport? i remember trying to play flag football with the boys but i have dyspraxia and was terribly uncoordinated and they all told me to fuck off so now i hate playing sports

17. Do you talk to yourself? literally constantly, sometimes in public, very embarassing. most prominently i keep a constant dialogue w myself going in the car

18. What movie do you adore? fury road is coming to mind. spiderverse also. knives out was very good. the thing is a favorite classic of mine

19. Coffee or tea? coffee

20. First thing you wanted to be growing up? i dont remember ;_;

i tag.... ah fuck it i got too many to choose from if you wanna do this then you can say that i tagged u