#i enjoy having jojo thots

[esha-isboogara]

how long the jojos last during no nut november

i stole borrowed this idea from @garoujo i loved their jujutsu kaisen version of this and just KNEW i had to make my own!!!

✰nothing too crazy but it’s still kinda nsfw, mentions of sex and all that, blah blah minors dni

jonathan: december 1st - being the most innocent of the jojos he is bound to last the entire month. his sex drive is not as high as most men his age plus he always enjoys a good challenge. he asked you multiple times if you were willing to do this and once you agreed it was set in stone. the hardest part of the month is hearing you beg for his cock night after night, having to deny you for so long takes a toll on him. jojo wants nothing more than to fill you up with cock,pumping you full as you cry for more ;) both of you get this wish when the month is over

joseph: november 2nd- when he first heard the idea he was thrilled. he was convinced he could coax you into failing within the first week,breaking you down with subtle touches and deep kisses. alas this was only a plan. when he woke up the next day with a bad case of morning wood he had to relieve it one way or another. joseph tried for maybe ten minutes to ignore it but gave up as soon as he took a good look at you sleeping form. oh god how could he resist you when you look so pretty.

caesar zeppelli: november 4th- at first he was totally opposed to the challenge, thinking it only to be juvenile and crude. but when he was made aware of joseph participating he was more than willing to take part in the game. caesar liked to think he had the self control of a god, able to resist even the most beautiful of temptresses. it turns out he’s not as strong as he had once thought. all it took was the sight of you stepping out of the shower and he was out. he won’t let you bring it up around jojo though, he may have lost the competition but he still has his pride.

jotaro kujo: november 27th- oh he was so close to lasting the entire month. jotaro is able to control himself to an insane amount. it didn’t matter how much you teased him, small touches, dirty things whispered in his ear, cute little outfits jotaro held on strong. one day you dropped by his office to give him a stack of papers he forgot at home and for some reason that broke him. you were just so kind and thoughtful how could he not reward you. he took you right there on his desk, loving the way your ass bounces as he pounds into you. jojo is a bit disappointed he didn’t last the entire month but you’re quick to comfort him and praise him for how well he did.

noriaki kakyoin: november 18th- the man is a gamer at heart so you best believe he’s down to participate in a boss fight of sorts. he takes the challenge the most seriously out of all the guys. he will not give in to absolutely anything. wellll that is until you kneel down between his legs while he was in the middle of a game and gave him those eyes. he didn’t want to lose he really didn’t but fuck you were just so beautiful knelt before him. after a round or two he admitted to tapping out of the competition. he’s super chill about losing and makes up for the lost time for the rest of the month ;)

josuke higashikata: november 15th- okayasu gave him the idea and he was so excited to pitch it to you. he was always the competitive type so he was more than happy to compete. for the next two weeks he kept his distance not wanting to slip up. but alas he is still a teenage boy and he has his needs. one particular day while embracing you he felt his cock twitch and he knew that was it. next thing you knew you were being dragged into an empty closed and fucked out of your mind. despite not lasting the whole month you have to commend him for keeping it together for as long as he did.

okuyasu nijimura: november 11th- he over heard the concept of the game from a few of his fellow classmates during math and figured it was worth a try. not like he anything better going on. the first week was smooth sailing for him, he had not one impure thought the entire time. but alas he is still a teenage boy the hormones are bound to start raging eventually. it wasn’t too hard to break the boy down. you bent down to pick something up off the floor and he just couldn’t help it anymore. all it took was a few thrusts and he was done. unlike other guys his age he wasn’t embarrassed that he failed the challenge. honestly he’s kind of glad he didn’t make it. now he doesn’t have to hold himself back any longer.

giorno giovanna: november 30th- the only reason he lasted as long as he did is because he’s a busy man, running the mafia and such. he didn’t have the time to worry about rearranging your guts while drugs plagued the streets of italy. don’t you worry though, once he manages to get a day off he will make sure your needs are properly taken care of.

mista guido: november 1st-the amount of self control this man has is close to none. if he starts to feel horny no matter where or when he will indulge in his urges. when you bring up the idea of no nut november to him he agrees in the beginning. but after a few hours he decides he doesn’t want to do it anymore. this man is fucking whipped and he is proud of it.

[moonbeamwritings]

Can I get a pt. 3 Jotaro with #14 & #15 with a lady star dust crusader who has a lite mustache and a some black hairs poking out from under her chin. Maybe there's some ladies who's been trying to get to JoJo all day, but he curbs them and the other guys interact. Reader is rough n tough, but JoJo sees them hoes hurt her feelings and JoJo taxes a thot. Thank you ~

“Im the anon who ask for pt.3 jotaro 14 & 15 and hairy reader. If you let them make out or even kiss i WOULD WEEP. Thanks again for doin the lords work!~”

Thank you for sending in a request! Attempts were certainly made to do the lord’s work! Hope you enjoy! 💗

Pt. 3 Jotaro + “Ew. Get away from me. No– not you. You stay.” + “Hi, I’ve been subtle at hinting that I want your attention all day and you haven’t noticed once and now I’m pissed.”

Today just really wasn’t your day. You’d dealt with Polnareff’s snoring the night before, having drawn the short straw to share a room with him. Not fun. As you and the rest of the crusaders headed out for the day, lingering in the city for a little while before moving on, you couldn’t shake the uneasy, almost restless feeling creeping up your spine.

Joseph and Avdol had remained at the front of the group, talking about what the plan was, as Kakyoin kept Polnareff busy, graciously allowing Polnareff to talk his ear off. Something about the bathroom in the hotel lobby. Who knew.

Jotaro had lingered in the back with you, walking so close his knuckles brushed against yours. He couldn’t be trying to-...

Nope, you thought, no way. He was probably just being protective or maybe he was so aloof he didn’t even notice. Jotaro’s mind was a steel trap and it’d be a hell of a day when you finally even began to understand what was going on in that head of his.

“Hey, handsome,” a girl called, grabbing at Jotaro’s elbow.

He shook his arm loose as you watched, losing the other members of the group as the crowd thickened ahead of you.

“Jotaro,” you tried, but the girl was hellbent on gaining his attention.

She shot you a sneer, lip curling in disgust, all but screaming that you weren’t wanted there. You felt almost sick to your stomach. You were strong in your own right, both physically and mentally, but there was something special in the way that she looked at you. You assumed she had a real talent for making people feel like dirt.

You felt your face drop, day only seeming to go from bad to worse. All you wanted to do was escape the situation, but it was almost as if time itself had stopped, like you were moving in slow motion. Your thoughts spiraled, thinking back to days where you’d felt less than confident with your mustache and body hair. Maybe Jotaro would give her the time of day. She was certainly pretty enough, nowhere near as hairy as you were. Maybe she was more-

Unbeknownst to you, Jotaro had looked down at you and back at the girl in front of him. He picked up on your change in mood easily enough. He always could. This morning, you had been in a sour mood at breakfast and now it seemed this bitch had only made it worse with the way she was looking at you, sizing you up in order to gain his attention. Gross.

“Ew,” he scowled, moving again to yank his arm away from her, “Get away from me.” Without even thinking, you took a step away from him, too lost in your thoughts to even realize he wasn’t talking to you. “No– not you. You stay.”

He’d turned to look at you, stern expression crossing his face as he pointed a finger in your direction. After telling the girl off so thoroughly she’d actually let out a whimper, he turned around to you, a deep sigh leaving his mouth.

“Where’d the others go?” He asked, peering over the crowd.

All you could do was shrug, mind still reeling from whatever mess you’d just lived through. Noticing that you’d zoned out again, Jotaro waved a hand in front of your face.

“Hi, I’ve been subtle at hinting that I want your attention all day and you haven’t noticed once and now I’m pissed,” He grumbled, leaning down slightly to be at eye level with you.

“She was such an annoying bitch,” He continued when he didn’t get a response from you, “You’re really gonna waste your day on that?”

You blinked. Once. Twice. 

“What?” You looked up at him, unable to hide the look of confusion that washed over your face.

“I’ve been trying to get your attention all day. Are you even hearing me? Yare yare daze.”

“The whole… walking close to me, brushing your hand against mine… that was-”

He pulled his hat over his eyes and shoved his hands in his pockets, “If you didn’t want me to-”

“I didn’t know. God, you’re like trying to solve a rubik's cube, Jotaro. I never know what’s going on up there.” You pointed up at his head, rolling your eyes.

You practically ripped his hand from his pocket, intertwining your fingers with his, “You could’ve just asked, ya know?”

Silence fell between the two of you as he began dragging you through the crowd to find the others, gripping your hand tightly in his. Stopping suddenly, you rammed into his back.

“What is it?”

In lieu of a response, he leaned down and pressed a quick kiss to your lips, barely lingering long enough for you to react before he pulled away.

“Hey, you two!” You heard Polnareff call, “What’s going on here, hmm? We lose you for five minutes and suddenly you’re swapping spit.”

He ribbed Jotaro, “You work fast, my friend, I respect that.”

Jotaro tugged his hat further down, aiming to hide the blush currently creeping up his face, “You’re being annoying.”

He didn’t let go of your hand for the rest of the day, even as the others continued to poke fun at you both.

[coredrill]

ok full swv thots now that i’ve seen them all:

the duel:

me while watching: huh this art style reminds me of jojos, which i have not watched in part bc i find its artstyle off putting

me when i found out it was animated by a studio that’s worked on jojo’s: 👁👄👁

i liked the story and the umbrellasaber and the music!!! just the artstyle was not for me :( i like colors lmao

tatooine rhapsody:

cute!! chibi bib fortuna was SO FUNNY LOOKING me n my brother laughed at it for like an hour 😂😂😂

i’m CRYING the one band member was like “working for the hutt syndicate is BORINNNGGGG” but then his band ended up working for the syndicate 😂😂😂

the twins:

GALOLIO KIDS MY BELOVEDS

this one being by imaishi and trigger, and also most evocative of the ot, really just gets me in the fucking heart lmao. i’m as full of love as any trigger anime 💜💜💜❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

i’ve already talked abt this one extensively so i’ll leave it at that for now lmao

the village bride:

the SWORD BLADE LIGHTSABER HELL YEAH

i wish there was more lightsaber fighting the design was so cool!!!

the ninth jedi:

i think this was my favorite after the twins!! kara was so cute!!!

bro when they mentioned “the lightsaber changes colors with the force user” i was like “oh we’re totally gonna see a sith then” but i did not expect them ALL to be sith FNSNDNSNDMKEI

i loved the animation too!! especially the lightsaber duels + ice fire thing + speeder chase!!!

to-b1:

i loved the music and the animation on this one!!!

it took me forever to get through bc i kept pausing to read the aurebesh (which was mostly either nonsense or a language i actually don’t understand) LMAO

the rogue one reference!!! hell yeah!!!!

the elder:

another one i have already talked about so i will just say i love dan!!!!

oh wait also i do want to add that i thought the lightsaber fights were very well done and creative and stylistically unique (as in like. fighting style)!!!!!

lop & ochō:

the imperial officer reminds me of fuckign. ROMAN TORCHWICK AJDNDNNSJSKSL i do like his undercut tho 👀

good dads and found family………….WAAAAAAHHHHH

bro that was so sad what the fuck. like i loved it and it was one of my favs!!!!!! but. FUCK

akakiri:

ngl the music in this one was pretty distracting……..people are FIGHTING and DYING and its like. Lofi Vaporwave Beats 😭😭😭😭😭😭

overall:

really my only big critique is the voice acting :( i only ever watch dubs bc i’m too stupid to read subs and watch at the same time and it was pretty disappointing that most of the voices were just off putting??? like some were good (AM SOUNDED SO UNHINGED, her voice grew on me tbh) but some weren’t (karre…you deserved to be johnny yong bosch or yuri lowenthal or like any other trigger protag dub va lmaoooooo).

also the music!!! like it was good at times but ESPECIALLY for the twins i thought it wasn’t the best. like they should’ve just brought in sawano for some unhinged gay keysmash vocal track for that one scene. and clearly other people agree bc i’ve seen it with sorairo days, libera me from hell, and before my body is dry!!!!! DONT LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAYYYYY

overall i really enjoyed it though!!! it feels wholesome and healing to consume new star wars content and not be consumed by blinding rage :)

like i feel like they all understood the essence of star wars but wanted to put their own spin on it!!!! you can tell the creators love it and want to honor what came before!!!! and they’re giving it the highest honor they can: carving out their own stories in the universe that share what they love so much about it!!!

like. MAN. just PLEASE turn all of star wars into anime at this point. this was so refreshing and good and i loved it!!!!

like the lightsabers ALONE were the coolest they’ve EVER been. and they’re LIGHTSABERS!!!!!!! theyre cool by default!!!!!!

truly genuinely amazing what happens when you give star wars back to the culture that so much of it was poached from in the first place………..

[hearteyes-for-killmonger]

Trick or Treat

A fic in The Kompound series dedicated to the one and only Josephine.

@theegoldenchild @bastioncarterstevens-udaku @hennessystevens-udaku @alyshastevens-udaku @nahimjustfeelingit-writes @chaneajoyyy

It was on sight.

His sleeves were rolled up and she could see the blonde hairs on his forearms. It looked like he had makeup on his wrist covering another tattoo.

Josephine was ready to give up the draws to the Starbucks barista. There seemed to only be two working and one was a skiny twenty-something white guy with curly blonde hair, a close shave, and a tattoo on the side of his neck that kept trying to reveal itself through the collar of his black button down.

Jojo lowered her tinted sunglasses to view his blue eyes unobstructed. He stood at about 6'3.. 6'5 which was perfect since she was 5'10 and unattracted to anything under 6'1.

He tapped the register showing the customer the price, taking their money before moving the line along. A quiet king. Jojo was sold.

She moved her glasses to the top of her head and as he moved around, she watched him calmly assemble a two sandwich/three drink order. That was when she noticed his hearing aid and decided she'd moan so loudly in his ear during sex that he'd have to keep it turned off.

Jojo's turn to order came. The barista's chin lifted to her and she leaned closer to look into his ocean blue eyes before scanning over his skinny but muscular arms. His name tag read Logan.

"Logan..," she smiled, eyes sparkling with shameless flirtation. "I want one of you, can you bring me that?"

He smiled as if his day had been made.

"Tall Caramel Snickerdoodle Macchiato," she ordered leaning in just a bit more at the counter to display her cleavage.

He shrugged as if he'd speak but Josephine quickly realized that 1) he couldn't and 2) he was confused.

"Secret Menu," she clarified.

He shook his head in confusion.

"Tall soy caramel macchiato upside down with two pumps vanilla and two pumps cinnamon dolce," she said quickly while adjusting her glistening cleavage and drawing his eye for an instant until he redirected himself. He had self control which Jojo liked, but she also knew how to break that up. She wanted him sooner than later. Quickly he began putting the drink together himself with great care despite the queue of people in line behind her. That was when she gave him her super-white smile. In no time, his number was on her cup in sharpie and Jojo had walked out into the sunshine, sipping with a new man at her disposal. It was a great day.

Josephine fantasized briefly about what his dick might look like. She had every intention of sucking the pale out of her new caucasian boy toy, but she also had a motive.

"Jojo! I'm a need to put an 'a' on that if you gonna use it. I told you already how it sounds."

The longer Josephine thought and smiled her coke white smile, the easier it was to decide that he'd be the perfect underling to draft into her plan of Halloween mischief. She skipped in the sunlight, her skin glinting. By the time she got back to her car and slid into the driver's seat to start it, she was giddy.

"Why you gotta be such a murderous lil thot," Erik muttered causing Josephine's head to snap up. His voice came crisply over her shoulder as if he were there. She quickly scanned the area, her car, and her clothes finding nothing.

"What the french toast.. Where are you," she asked looking around. She sat in her car in front of Albertson's grocery store beside the Starbucks drinking her drink. Her fingers brushed over the phone number written on the cup in black sharpie.

"Nah don't hide it now," he chuckled. Jojo primped in the visor mirror not giving a damn if he saw the number, she just didn't want her plans ruined.

"I don't know what you mean sir," her voice went up innocently as she applied her clear gloss.

"Jojo... my heart can't take this bullshit right now."

"Don't know what you're talking about. Bye!"

Josephine closed the car door and walked into the grocery store grabbing a cart and wiping it down. She patted down her jacket lapels and the pockets, her tube top, leggings, and boots.

"Don't kill family, Jojo. For once.. let's enjoy a normal holiday."

Josephine looked around wondering where Erik's voice was coming from.

"A witch can't do a lil light shopping in peace?! I'm innocent.. I'm being domestic and minding my business," she smirked looking through tomatillos and avocados. Erik didn't respond.

As she shopped for the ingredients to prepare the perfect Mexi-family dinner, she heard no more voices. Then she got back to the car to put the bags in the backseat. Her witchy senses began to tingle as she turned the wheel to leave on her way back home.

"Don't make me use magic," she paused still looking for the source of sound. "Cuz I really don't feel like it."

"Cheating make you tired huh," he teased. She slurped and sat her cup back in the holder in response. She knew what she wanted to do, she'd jinx him somehow and then laugh until he figured it out. Smiling, she continued to cruise on her way back to the compound.

"What you want nigger," she snapped. She knew he hated it, but he shouldn't have spied on her.

Erik stood to the side of his witchy wife, watching her obvious attempt at pissing him off. He knew she was plotting a long time ago, he just didn't know what.

"Errr those are your ears... This is my mouth and we're both black, nigger."

Erik kissed his teeth audibly. "What are you doing Jo.. you up to something."

"What?! You're breaking up, I can't hear you!"

"Bull."

She couldn't hang up, but she could ignore him. She honestly only wanted to cook in peace and feed the family for the time being, that was true. However, she wouldn't be Josephine without something up her sleeve.. and her fearless spontaneity was a reason why he loved her so much.. wasn't it? Everyone loved her.

She wouldn't flip the house upside down and then fix the issue every single time if she didn't love them and they didn't love her. They needed someone like her to keep them on their toes, looking over their shoulder every 15 minutes. She was the excitement. As the magical one, it was practically her duty to introduce chaos and adventure.

Afterall.. What was fun without a lil fear and screaming?

--

"You stuck your foot in that, girl," Angel praised, rolling her eyes as she pointed to Jojo in approval.

"Mhm," Erik hummed nearly in a food coma.

"Yesss and I HATE avocado with a passion but somehow you got me to eat it and like it," Charlie chuckled.

"Yeah, bitch, ya done good," Homie added, satiated.

Dinner was a hit and the family sat around the dinner table, absolutely stuffed.

"Baby, you did THAT," Ryley sighed, holding her stomach.

"Thank you niggerettes," Josephine grinned glowing with pride. She loved to cook and her skill was greater than that of Wolfgang Puck. As old as she was, and she had some millenia on her, she knew every technique and seasoning there was to know.

Aly'sha belched covering her mouth quickly after and Bastion snickered.

"On that note, let's all take a walk to the outer gate," Hennessy spoke standing from the table to lead the group in the walk outside.

They knew not what waited for them.

--

The weeks of October slipped away and after holding back patiently and silently, Josephine was able to begin the ultimate Halloween mischief she'd been planning for nearly a month. She was itching with excitement. She'd been stealing small amounts of money from Erik and each of the wives here and there just to fund it all and that was hard! Not morally... Ryley and Hennessy were just hard to steal from. She'd had to replace the stolen cash with counterfeit bills to pull it off and they never suspected a thing. She rubbed her palms together with a sneaky grin.

Phase 1 of the plan was already complete. The first order of business was to lure the household into a false sense of security. Josephine had been sweet as pie for a good month or so. There was no reason for things to change.. or so they thought.

Phase 2 was in the works. She had already secured herself a caucasian side piece, now she wanted to flaunt him like a new fur, shake things up. Phase 3 would begin within the chaos. But first.. she needed to call him.

"Logan," she spoke through the phone once she heard him pick up. "It's been.. wonderful.. You giving me massages, free coffees, and doing that thing I like," she giggled. "BUT...," her face straightened and her eyes glowed purple. "It's time," she spoke cryptically. "You know what you gotta do."

When she hung up, she received his text message reading 'I know what I must do.' She sighed a knowing sigh, staring at his handsome picture and replied, "Tell your family you're moving to Kenya and then drop this phone in the acid I gave you. I'll see you at dinner."

She didn't want his family to worry.

--

Three nights before Halloween, Josephine prepared a heaping spread of crab legs, shrimp three ways, oysters, linguini, biscuits, corn on the cob, and bisque. Tasting the bisque with her small spoon, it was perfect. She hummed in satisfaction.

As Kennedi set the table, Josephine grinned evily over the pot of corn and potatoes. She was a wicked but beautiful woman. She just wanted some fun was all. The madness couldn't happen on Halloween because she actually wanted to go to the family party and she knew said family would need a day or two to... recover.

"Jojo, what you doing," Kennedi asked when Josephine had been stirring the bisque too long.

"Oh nothing, I'll call the others."

Josephine's way of calling the others was to push a thought into their heads telepathically to make them all think the kitchen was on fire. They all came rushing down with the exception of Aly'sha who determined her nap was more important.. and Bastion who was busy drying her toenails. For them, she'd had to take out her phone and call.

"Now that we're here as a family," she smiled sweetly serving them each in her kente apron. She gave Erik an extra piece of corn and a kiss on the forehead.

"There's an extra table setting," Ryley noticed. "Who's coming?"

"I don't know, Jojo added it," Kennedi looked up, suddenly as suspicious as the rest of the table who were all looking at the door. It was Logan.. and just as planned, he walked in like he owned the place and took a seat at the opposite head of the table. Josephine walked around and kissed him on the forehead next.

"Oh hell nah," Kimora whispered as Charlie scratched a nonexistent itch on her neck looking to Kennedi and down at the table.

"What da hell," Angel's high voice of confusion sang, echoing everyone's thoughts while Ryley shook her head and quietly bit into a biscuit.

"Disrespectful," Hennessy muttered with Aly'sha nodding in agreement.

"Hella," Bastion added sipping her water.

Erik, however, he sat very still watching the scene ahead of him. Time sat still with him as tiny clinks of water glasses and spoons could be heard and Josephine sat on Logan's lap, feeding him soup and feeling on his tattoos. Every wife wondered silently what would happen.

Erik's chair skid as he stood and all eyes went between him and the scene unfolding on the other end of the table.

Erik passed Angel, Hennessy, Bastion, and Charlie, and Kristina who was sitting there quietly having joined her friends on whim. She was suddenly regretting it, wishing she'd went to her own man Trevante's place instead.

Smirking, he took a step back.

"Have fun," he smiled leaving the room. Bastion followed. Then Kristina. Then Hennessy left. Then Aly'sha and Kennedi. Then Angel and Ryley.

"At the dinner table," Charlie hissed looking at the tall, gangly man. "He looks high," she noticed suddenly. "Not normal high.. it's-" she gasped putting it together. "You bewitched him!!!"

"Shh!!! No.. He's.. just a little crossfaded," Josephine lied watching Charlie rush from the room to tell the others. She let out a deep sigh. Her plan wasn't unfolding the way it was meant to. Erik wasn't even angry, for one. That pissed her off. Because of it, he'd forced her hand.

After kissing the doting Logan goodbye and running her nails through his curly blonde hair, she wrapped her hands around his neck and choked him out until his life left him. Then she ate her bisque.

She'd see them once they relaxed a bit. They'd get over it.. afterall, what was Halloween without a lil trick or treat?

"Now you've done it," she fussed entering the living room where Erik layed tangled in the legs of his wives. Kristina had left. "How dare you not murder the man I cheat with!!"

"I ain't feel like it," Erik muttered, pleased with himself.

"Jojo, we're watching Lovecraft Country," Hennessy snapped. "You wanna watch?"

"No, I'm mad!"

"Then shhh," Bastion and Kennedi said in unison.

That was the last straw for Josephine. They were ruining her mischief! She had to get things back on track.

"Stop that," Charlie pointed when Josephine's eyes turned purple, but it was too late. With a snap of her fingers the power went out. Josephine vanished and only her disembodied dramatic voice was left behind.

"You have offended the great Josephine and now... you all must pay," she cackled wildly, panting slightly in excitement. "I have trapped you all here and if you don't find the bomb I've planted within the next ten minutes... there will be DEAAAATH!! Muahaha!"

She was completely serious, she'd planted a bomb. The collective groan on her household was music to her ears as she watched them drag themselves from room to room in pitch black searching for a bomb with their phone flashlights.

"JOSEPHINE GET YOUR ASS IN HERE," Hennessy yelled tired of the bullshit. She threw a pillow across the floor and Ryley was the next to scream in frustration.

"I'm a kill this girl," Angel muttered, jogging with Charlie to move the babies to the panic room.

"JOSEPHINE," Erik yelled in anger. "Just WAIT till I find you!"

Josephine felt jolly as if she'd accomplished a great feat. She loved her angry husband.

"Ahem," she grinned once they'd eaten up 8 minutes. "I have a clue! The bomb is.. implanted in something.. or should I say... someone. You find it, you win!"

Instantly, the house stampeded into the kitchen finding the body propped up in the chair at the dining table.

"I THOUGHT HE WAS STILL ALIVE," Angel shrieked once she realized. She and Kimora jumped back to grab Erik's arms and he stepped in front of them.

"Get to the panic room," he muttered quickly, "Now!"

Angel, Kimora, and Bastion ran with Kennedi who went to keep them safe.

"Hand me a knife," Erik demanded plunging it into the body once Ryley placed a large one in his hand. Hennessy had to walk away, her stomach feeling weaker.

Recklessly, Erik cut the body open getting blood everywhere and there it was.. a small bomb. Charlie was jittery, covered in blood, but she held her light while Aly'sha looked on to offer any verbal help she could as Erik worked to shut the bomb off and spare the house.

7... 6... 5... 4...

He couldn't figure it out so he threw it and snatched his wives from the room as quickly as possible, pushing them down and diving over top of them as best he could as a cover. For seconds they all laid there in anticipation of the explosion.

"Um," Ryley sighed. Hennessy scrambled to her feet to walk, heading to the panic room.

"Something's not right," Charlie whispered.

Just then Josephine cackled, her large voice filling the room. "It was a trick, the bomb was dead!! Happy Halloween, niggeronis!!!"

Suddenly the power flickered back on, but Josephine couldn't be found. She was long gone having vanished and teleported to the beach. She was laying in the sand watching the moon, still laughing.

[dear-yandere]

—ask collection!

a collection of mostly very old chats and sweet asks that i never got around to answering! thanks for the patience and love!! 

beware, fairly long post... woops....

chat asks.

darling: Eu-jin is best boy. Change my mind.

vanya: i am physically incapable of fulfilling that request, how dare you do that to me... i’m biased since he’s my own oc, but i would die for my (very best) boy eu-jin... who can resist such a gentle yandere that loves you so whole-heartedly?

that reminds me! he’s actually based off of kuroyuki and gekkamaru from the otome nightshade, so if you want similar characters by any chance, do check them and the game out ♡

darling: I was watching the dub for Part 5 of JoJo's Bizarre adventure yesterday...Mista called himself Daddy and I like- sdfghjfgsdhnhnmj!! My heart can't take this--

vanya: WAIT HE DID???? i’m not even big on daddy kink and reading that made me go 😳 this is vital information to know... what episode was this??? for research purposes, of course. gotta perfect my yan! mista, after all~...

darling: for yandere songs, have you heard of the major to minor covers by chase holfelder :O? the way he delivers the lyrics in some songs (betty, all i want for christmas), added with the key changes to minor, is really fantastic, and gives a stalker-ish vibe imo! and he's a really good singer in general

vanya: i have!! a good chunk of them are actually on my personal yandere playlist, so i end up hearing them frequently when i’m writing!! i haven’t been keeping up with his uploads recently, so ‘betty’ is completely new to me and just, wow???????????? this man is an absolute god send for us “romantic” horror fans... ♡

this ask gave me such a lovely idea, though, darling: assigning yandere types/mbti based off each of chase’s minor key covers. i think i’ll do that just for you. ♡

darling @blossomiich​: I reread some of your old character interaction asks and saw the one with Jotaro hugging his Darling after a panic attack and the elephant seal plush reminded me of the iconic C H O N K Y ringed seal plushie that was kinda trending and I can totally imagine Jotaro having one of those >w< that's so adorable!

vanya: i honestly don’t remember that interaction, but then again i don’t remember most things hmghng so i looked it up and

j...just imagine star plat hogging it and not letting joot cuddle with it 🥺 the duality of man...thank you for this cute image...

darling: Umm, sorry for asking this. I'm just curious because of your bio language in your header. Are you Chinese too, perhaps?

vanya: no worries!! i’m mixed guyanese (indian, chinese, & possibly black and/or portuguese), but my family only celebrates (or rather, acknowledges?) our indian descent, since the majority of our family is predominantly east indian. 

my header is actually a quote from a danmei novel (and one of my all-time favorite fandoms), tiān guān cì fú (heaven’s official blessing)!

darling genki stan anon: Omg you're writing for free now, i didn't expect that one lol. It's a cute show innit? Not a nagi stan but I feel like nagisa has that kinda unsnapped personality that would make him peak delusional yandere material lolol like oikawa but less threatening and without his head being up his own ass 😂. Hope you're doing well!! -gsa

Gdjsjs im such a fool, i think my last ask said something about not thinking you'd write for free when i literally just pointed out kisumi on your sideblog LMAO my bad 😅 😂 also ill hold back on the gen chan requests because ive already asked so many in the past! Thank you though 🥺. Also feel free not to post this, it can just dip into my onesided chats with my lil flower 💐 so long as you receive them im fine 😌 -genki stan anon

vanya: nagisa isn’t my favorite (kisumi is), but gods if he wouldn’t make a great yandere. honestly, out of the iwatobi boys, nagi is probably the most unhinged. i wouldn’t peg him as delusional, at least not at first; i think he’s very lucid and knows exactly what he wants and how to manipulate people in order to get it!!! kisumi is fairly similar now that i think about it... i might... have a type...

please feel free to send in gen-chan requests whenever you want!!!! i’m kinda super asocial, so it’ll take me a while to answer, but i love getting asks from you since you’re so sweet and excitable!!! your little flower reads and cherishes them all!! 🥺

also darling genki stan anon: Sorry for spamming you with asks hdjkdks, u dont even need to reply im just kinda brain empty venting here whether you recieve them or not 😂 i just needed to confess that while yes i am #1 gen simp, and he is undoubtedly my fave oc of yours but that Ilya tentacle smut had me very much so highkey kinda 👀, had to re read the genki oral style drabble to bring my head back. He dont even need to worry about luca bc that man a thot. I think therin is a thot too but like lowkey, a classy thót -gsa

vanya: omg i’ve kept this one for forever mnmghngh i might’ve even answered at some other point, now that i think about it... but i just 🥺 gosh i hope i find my muse soon, because i really wanna write you a genki fic 🥺 hhhh

the ilya tentacle smut was so in character for that boy... i have no clue how to write monsters, much less tentacles, but i’d honestly do anything for him 🙏 kinky russian boy...

therin is definitely a classy thot, the kind that only bangs the finest concubines then turns around and slut shames you for banging the very same prostitutes gbfmngnfg rules don’t apply to him, in his kingdom...wish that were me tbh ✊😔

sweet asks.

darling one: i've read almost all of your dazai and chuuya fics and i love them so much!! your formatting is also super aesthetic just a question, i saw on your kofi that you also draw so i was wondering if you drew all the header arts?? bc they're all super pretty :) have a great day!

darling two: Just wanted to say love the writing and the way your format your posts is so aesthetically pleasing. One day I hope my posts looks half as good as yours because I legit can't get over how pretty and organized it looks.

vanya: omg thank you so much!!!! one of my bffs, yue, is to thank for the formatting and aesthetic choices, really! if you wanna see more of her aesthetic formats and posts, she actually runs a few blogs! you may know her as @milkscafe​, formally @milkaaton! i adore her and her aes choices so much 🥺

as for the headers, i don’t draw 99.98% of them! i have drawn a couple, but they’re so few and far in between since i almost never finish my art wips haha... my older posts are lacking proper credits because i’m an absolute idiot, but i’m slowly working my way backwards to credit them all where possible! they’re all indeed super pretty!!!

have a great day yourself, my love!!

darling: THEY’RE NOT BAD CONTENT, I LOVE THEM ALL

vanya: this was in response to a now-deleted lil blurb but i kept it in my inbox because i wanted to say i love u very much and seeing this ask each time i open my inbox makes my heart skip a beat ♡

darling: Listen I love your writing, you inspired me to start it myself! I've always loved to write, and read of course but your style and concepts just stick with me. If you where to write something besides Yandere content/fandom content and started your own series? I would read the shit, out of it. I'm always nervous to interact with my favorite writers because you know, I'm afraid of the impression I'd leave but I just wanted to say this anyway! 💞💞💞🔫😳

vanya: wowowow fgfnmgnfmngfg that’s such a high compliment my brain just gmfnbgmnf go boom fogjfngnfg and thank you for the interaction, us writers truly appreciate it no matter how awkward or nervous you think you may be / come off!!!

darling one: As a writer, your post struck a nerve with me. I don’t send feedback to writers I like nearly as much as I should (and certainly not as much as I’d like in return as a writer). So, as such, I’m going to start doing that when I can, starting with you.

You are an incredible writer. You were one of the first yandere writing blogs I found and you’re still one I check in on regularly to see what you have been working on. You can portray a sense of suspense and intrigue in a natural way that many other writers - published ones included - struggle with. You delve into the darkness without it feeling forced, and you have an amazing grasp on the psyches of the characters you write for (which is a quality I adore in writing and strive toward myself).

I’m not great at ending these things so I guess.. you keep doing you? Because the you is great and I appreciate it.

darling two:  hey. i'm here to tell you that from the bottom of my heart i love you and your writings. i really admire your writing skills. you inspire me. one of your posts once saved me from a nervous breakdown. thank you for everything you do. you're a wonderful person. good luck!

darling three: I wanted to tell you that thank you for writing such wonderful beautiful writings and that you take time to edit and write I hope you are taking care of yourself 💖❤

darling four: Thanks. I was having a hard time and deleted all my apps, but as soon as i opened my phone my first instinct was to look at your blog and i got my motivation back. Thanks (:

darling five: Hi ! I just wanted to say I really enjoy the stories you write and how they are detailed so well ! Stay safe and I hope you have a good day/night ! ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

vanya: ahhhh, these are very old asks mostly dating back to my “tumblr writing community is dying” post, and i’ve kept them this entire time because i’m just so starstruck. i have no clue how to reply to compliments, so i’m not sure what else to say besides that these asks made me very happy and got me through a few insecure moments!!! i’ve actually been feeling a little down about my writing recently, mostly because of lack of motivation / inspiration, so revisiting these really warmed my heart, so thank you truly ♡ i’m certainly keeping the originals in my inbox until the end of time!!

darling @monstrously-obsessed: psst, this local cryptic mom thing send all of their love for you 💕

vanya: your local herbo says she loves you very much momster 🥺 mwah

also, to the anon worried about my safety:

thank you so much for pointing that out!!! it hadn’t even crossed my mind when i made those ocs, so i appreciate your concern! i was contemplating revamping those two as is, so this is a great place to start! thank you again!!

[creamypalazzo]

mmmm .

things that happen in me and my friend’s modern jojo AU:

Jotaro is an eboy but he only likes the fashion and makeup. He is famous on Twitter for absolutely no reason other than the fact he’s hot. His followers go fucking buck wild even if he just tweeted “h”

Kakyoin is a kpop stan and ulzzang who has 3 accounts on his twitter and harasses Jotaro daily on his main stan account and edits their videos of them together to work as fancams. His tweets are horribly cursed. (“MY BOYFRIEND JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS KIDDING WHEN I SAID HE WAS GOING TO GET STABBED WITH AN*L BEA*S”)

Polnareff is an Instagram thot who shows off gradually every single thing in his Twitter. Also vagues his friends and the only one who doesn’t understand is Jotaro. (“Jealous of oomf.” “Who the fuck names their child oomf”)

Avdol is just a regular Twitter guy, nothing to see here. He’s also mostly supportive of whatever Polnareff posts like the good boyfriend he is, and has a vast understanding of the Twitter language that Jotaro is just highly unable to grasp.

Josuke and Okuyasu both have OnlyFans and always enjoy the mess that stirs up whenever Kakyoin starts something in their circle.

[sohin-ace]

Joseph - Makeup

This is cross-posted from Wattpad and available on AO3. This is an old work, the writing has improved ever since.

Enjoy~

You were on your day off of work. Joseph who was your long time friend asked you to join him in the south since he was going to Mexico for yet another bizarre adventure.

You didn't live very far from the frontier so you accepted. Right now you were staying at a relatives house while they were abroad. Joseph told you he would come over, and so you waited for the guy.

Speaking of the devil you heard a violent knock on your door, scaring the living daylight out of you.

"Y/N open up!! It's me!"

You would recognize that booming voice anywhere. You rushed to open the door, smiling to yourself, and greeted him coolly, leaning against the door frame.

"Oh hey there big boy." you smoothly said "So you need me?"

Joseph played along a smirk present on his face and pushed you inside by your shoulders and closed the door behind him.

"Listen up woman, I have an amazing plan and only you can be my accomplice for this!"

You furrowed your brows, showing him your best 'wtf' look. That's Joseph for you, always coming out of nowhere with funny businesses. And always putting you into them too.

"Oh? What can I do for you then? Nothing weird, this time, I hope." you said, feeling a bit suspicious.

He smirked darkly and leaned in dangerously close to your face.

"Remember when you said you wanted to give me a makeover?"

Your eyes lit up.

"Oh my goooood" you exclaimed "It looks so good on you !!!"

Right now you were applying a nice shade of blush on Joseph's cheeks.

Turns out the guy needed to look like a sexy woman to bait some pervy guards at the millitary base entrance, and, let's face it, even with the best make up artist in the world it would have never worked.

The guy was 6 feet tall, built like a freaking wartank with a deep ass voice, his 'genius' plan was doomed before it even started.

But you still accepted to help him because there was no way you would pass on the golden opportunity of seeing Joseph Joestar crossdressing. No, it was too beautiful.

You didn't even bother making him look good, you just played with the make up, trying different shades and techniques, in fact you could get used to it. It was way too fun. He also asked you to put earrings and hair accessories on him.

What a great day you were having.

"Y/N add more. Who do you think I am?" he asked as the 'natural' look didn't seem to be enough for him.

"You're the boss." You dabbed your brush into the pan, taking some product.

"More!" You dabbed again, your eyes squinting at him. That was more than enough, what the hell was he even babbling about. Before you could bring the brush to his face, he yelled.

"MOOOORE !"

"DUDE STOP! THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH I CAN PUT ON A SINGLE BRUSH! SHUT UP!"

"BITCH, MY FACE, MY RULES. NOW PUT MORE OF THAT SHIT ON ME, WOMAN!"

You violently slammed the blush against the table and grabbed your lash curler, bringing it inches away from his eye menacingly.

"Lower your voice, Joestar, or I won't hesitate to use this." You threatened with a dark, quiet tone, and the man flinched, backing away from the scary-looking apparel.

"Eeww, what is that??? No, really what is that creepy ass thing?? Get that away from me, you witch!" He squirmed in his seat, not even imagining what girls would make a use of a torture weapon like this.

After this, you applied another huge unblendable quantity of blush on him. The guy was way too into this for his own good.

"Also this color is good, no! This one!" he pointed at the strongest, deepest shade of red lipstick you had in your stash. You giggled like a japanese schoolgirl. You couldn't wait.

You took the chosen lipstick and put your fingers delicately under his chin, tilting his head up towards you. You leaned in close to his face to apply the lipstick. He subsconsciously puckered his lips to help you and you thought that was pretty cute.

Even if Joseph was your friend you couldn't help but find him very charming and attractive.

Although you made him look like a thot right now, up close you still weren't immune to his strong masculine traits and the faint smell of his cologne.

You blushed a little bit and you swore you could feel his face warm up as well, but you couldn't be sure since the amount of make up probably hid his potentially blushing face.

You stared at his lips as you applied to color and thought of how perfectly full and plump his lips were. You had to muster an astronomical amount of self control to resist the urge to kiss him.

As if he was reading your mind, he purred, smirking.

"So, am I making you gay, yet?"

"Ooh, I am so gay right now, you don't even know." you played along, joking with him.

It was always this wholesome with him. Your expression softened as for you, it was delightful to be with him, and to look at him.

You finished and smiled at the results. He looked... 'gorgeous'.

"Lemme see!! Lemme see !!!" he demanded excitedly.

You showed him the small mirror and he let out his infamous "OH GOOOOOD" and you swore you could see stars in his eyes. You could hardly supress your laugh at his precious reaction.

After 30 minutes of him trying different dresses -and destroying half of them since they weren't even close to his size- you managed to find him something that fit, or at least that fit with some arrangements.

Luckily for him, it was colorful and bright with a bunch of patterns, blue, pink, purple, yellow, you name it. Joseph was in bliss. You on the other hand were this close to pissing your pants.

"Now Y/N give me the biggest boobs you can! That's the most important part!"

Ah yes... The most important part.

"Ah! I forgot about that uh.. What can we do.. Ah! I think I must have some melons around, is that okay?"

"He he he he he" he laughed his signature laugh "Perfect..."

"OHHH MY GOOOOOODD" He stared at himself in the body length mirror and you just wanted to die in the background.

"I'M SO.... SEXY !" He started to play with his fake boobs moving the fruits all around in unnatural ways and you were crying so hard behind him you could only bury your face in his back and slap him repeatedly trying to calm down and breathe.

"JOJO I CAN'T-" you laugh-sobbed "You look so amazing I'm-" you wheezed, not even able to finish your sentence.

He joined you on your laughing spree, thinking about how much of a genius he was.

Sometimes you were so grateful to have him in your life, only him could make you laugh like that with his weird shenanigans. You hoped he never changed.

"So Y/N, how is it like to be the ugly friend? No don't answer, actually, it's hard for me too, being this hot is a lot of pressure." He said with a shit-eating grin and striking a pose.

"I wish I could give you at least half of my boobs, you desperately need some."

"Oh shut up, you ass!" you slapped him arm hard, blushing a bit at the unnecessary comment on your chest size.

"Now if you're finished get out!" you said half jokingly.

"Thank you again sister~ You're, like, the best girl everrrrrr" he spoke with a disgusting voice impression of what he imagined girls talked like, which ended up sounding stupid.

"Ewww, you're welcome Jojo but please stop talking like that" your cheeks hurt from smiling so much.

After a while he decided it was time for him to go and put his plan to execution. He thanked you again with a big grin, opened the door and walked off. But before he could go too far you called him out.

"Ah Jojo!" He stopped and turned around to face you.

"I'm all in for your weird plans and stuff but please... Be careful, and come back safe..."

Joseph noticed the seriousness and worry laced in your tone and he approached you.

"...Of course, I promise I'll be back in one piece." he then softly pushed your hair out of your face and pressed his lips against your forehead gently.

You closed your eyes and softly grabbed his hand that was still lingering at the side of your face and squeezed it lightly before you let go. He separated from the kiss and just like that he was gone.

You stood there at the doorway, watching him go on his motorbike, with a worried look on your face until you realized.

"Wha- he smeared the lipstick all over my forehead !!"

Tequila Joseph is what I aspire to be as a woman.

[tfw-no-tennis]

hunter x hunter thotz so far

soooo ruth and i started watching hunter x hunter woohoo finally! we’re like 10 or so eps in so i decided to collect some thots below on what i think so far (i havent rlly been spoiled so im interested to look back on this once ive watched more)

first off i love gon sm, hes immediately so endearing...hes just a baby!!!! just a little baby boy!!!! hes just so cute and good, im so not ready for him to get put thru the wringer later on as ive vaguely heard happens

the first few episodes were really fast paced which i enjoyed and thought was for the best. the characters came thru really strongly and i feel like we heard juuuust enough about the setting, premise, and what a hunter is 

i wasnt expecting leorio and kurapika to show up in the FIRST EP lmao that surprised me. i love so much how the three of them like IMMEDIATELY became a family unit in like 3 eps lmaoooo it was like ok here are 2 parents and their son bam. also leorio and kurapika having a showdown on the boat (which didnt end up happening) was a wild ride 

i have like zero fucking idea what a hunter is and the more they attempt to explain the more confused i get. its honestly kind of hilarious how little sense it makes. to be clear this doesnt detract from my enjoyment of the show at all (if anything it adds to it)

oh my god fuckgin hisoka is the worst he hasnt done much but i hate him so much already. good villain writing/design so far, hes so hateable

ruth every time hisoka shows up: WE HATE UR PUSSY BIIIITCH 

the character design in this show is....a lot lmao. ruth and i decided its a cross between soul eater, jojo, and one piece in terms of aesthetic. the designs are certainly unique and so many of them are just so ugly hvbjafdbdskgs it reminds me of that post thats like ‘masterpost of jojo characters who look busted as shit’ lmao

i already love this show a lot tbh like the way its structured so far has been kinda atypical for a shounen, at least in terms of fights - we really havent seen a lot of fighting yet. also nen hasnt shown up yet and its reminding me of stands not becoming a thing in jojo until p3 lmao 

anyways in litrally ep1 i already loved the 3 main characters we saw...leorio is a wild dude, i love him sm, especially as a fellow medical binch who wants MONEY. like, thats literally me. and kurapika is also wild, like damn they rlly just dropped their backstory in ep 1 huh. like we rlly are jumping right into this 

also when leorio said he was a teenager i was like WHAT???? just like evryone else which YEA omfg. i cant believe hes that young lmao. kurapika too

so leorio is one of those 19 yr olds who looks 40 and kurapika is the type of teen who looks like a 12 yr old

and KILLUA i love him sm also....hes an adorable assassin catboy and hes perfect. i love how quickly he and gon hit it off (tiny bfs.....) and how hes just like, this extra as hell 12 yr old with a SKATEBOARD and ASSASSIN SKILLS and then he sees gon and is like guess im gonna fall in love 

i gotta talk abt gon again i just love him. hes so polite and cute and kind and good, i just love him...wht a good protag. his motivation is just wild too, hes like well my dad abandoned me to go off and be a hunter (which he isnt even mad abt, what a nice lad) so im gonna do that to see what the deal is

i love how gon (just like the audience) doesnt really know what a hunter does/is and just goes into the exam totally blind lmao. also the fact that his skills seem to include jumping good, being speedy, having the energy typical of a 12 yr old, being a weather sniffer, being nice, and having good instincts/constitution as a result of having eaten random grass and forest shit growing up...amazing. 

is this gonna turn out to be one of those things where its like, wow theyve been using nen this whole time without realizing! tht would honestly explain a lot lmao 

i really enjoy how like....semi-normal the power levels are rn? while also being all over the place and wack as fucks obvs (like hisoka dissolving that guys arms in his first appearance was A Lot, as well as all the card stuff hes done..). like the part wher that blue guys (evil franky one piece) punches the ground and it leaves a crater and everyones like !!!! wow wtf thats unnatural! that literally threw me off bc that kinda thing is so normal in anime lmaoooo. but i like that thats the starting point bc it leaves a lot of room for power escalation w/out it getting too out of hand 

specifially our protags are starting out pretty low on the Shounen Badass scale - especially gon (and leorio, tho i kinda predict he wont be as fight-y? what with him being premed)

i find it kinda hilarious how killua hasnt done too much (aside from murdering those 2 randos in like half a second) despite being so clearly skilled...like when they have to do the 5v5 fight thing in the tower, i wouldve thought hed be the first up cause hes so badass but nope

actually thats what i find interesting - i was expecting all 5 (or maybe 4, we’re in the middle of leorio’s ‘fight’) of the fights to be physical smackdowns but so far nope, theyve been very cerebral. that bodes well, w/how smart the fights have been, bc i doubt the fights will get stale tht way 

tho they might be kinda frustrating sometimes - there are times when u DO just wanna see a good ole fashioned shounen beatdown yknow. but we do get enough of that now (and im sure we’ll get plenty more) to satisfy (like kurapika decking fake-franky) 

oh also the opening. its so charming and cute and i love the song...its also so hilariously basic and classic - like one of those typical 2000s anime openings where theres stock run cycles of all the main characters and theres a little animation of all the characters fighting together (and that fight doesnt actually happen, its just for the op) 

also love that leorios the only one who doesnt fight in the OP, instead getting saved from death by gon lmao. im curious if he’ll end up fighting at all (i assume a little?) and if he’ll use nen (probably healing type nen?) 

also i already wanna fistfight ging for abandoning his perfect angel son. also leorio is literally gons dad already, they even look alike wow 

that guy hanzo has done basically 0 things so far but i rlly like him already, im curious if thatll change. also sorry for calling u ‘hanzo overwatch!?!?!?!’ upon first viewing my guy 

tonpa is str8 up so annoying pls leave u pathetic loser 

tho it cracked me up when he and Evil Mr Clean were facing off and starting getting all detailed/shaded and i was like o shit is he actually badass. are we abt to see like a nen battle or st. but no....lmaooo

i found it interesting that leorio didnt really admit to wanting to be a dr at first...hes such a good dude, he kinda just let kurapika think that his motives were superficial and greedy when in actuality theyre selfless

also wanting to be rich can be a rlly interesting character motivation and i love when its done right

oh my god i cant believe it took me this long to mention the hilariously edge ED....like holy shit, its so 2000s, the song sounds like its been re-recorded like 40000 times bc of how bad the audio quality is, or something, idk how to describe music but its hilariously specific in tone and its rlly funny to see shots of the main characters smiling while this screamo whatever plays in the bg....wow. 

also s/o to killua for being king of edgy with that ‘tear of blood’ shot

i rlly like how much of the plot, especially the early hunter exam stuff, is moved along simply by gon being a good kind polite boy. 

love the fact that he and leorio and kurapika (and later killua) all team up without even saying anything...i love that, most shounen would have them be like ‘che, i cant team up with anyone, i have to prove myself ALONE or my victory wont be EARNED’ or w/e idk. who knows that might happen later but rn i love how they all effortlessly work together (and how they all contribute - without each other they would have all failed at different points) 

oh man also killuas first appearence was so funny when he drank a bunch of tonpas poisoned drinks and was like [smirks] tch, loser, im immune to poison. get dunked on. [skateboard away] i love him so fuckgin much 

omfg that part where killua looks all shoujo/kawaii and is talking abt how hes gonna kill his family or w/e and gon is just like ^_^? i love they

HOOOOLY FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT, BUT 65% OF THE REASON I MADE THIS POST WAS TO MENTION HISOKAS THEME LMAOOOOO his music being like fuckgin, spanish guitar/traditional mexican type music is sooooo goddamn funny to me for some reason, like the first time it played i was like ok whats going ON with this spanish guitar lmao but then i figured out that its his theme and god thats so funny 

hisoka is also so fuckign jojo like he could so easily be in jojo. he and dio would be the fakest best friends ever and would constantly try to kill each other on the lowdown and shittalk each other constantly in private but be super sweet to each others faces. also they would hatefuck. no im not taking criticism bye 

i rlly love everyones backstories also, and i find it interesting that weve gotten to hear/see at least some of all 4 of the MCs backstories. theyre all compelling and interesting and i cant wait to dive in further 

also calling it now but kurapika is totally gonna get way too absorbed in revenge and get fucked up/disregard their own life (maybe in the style of robin in one piece?) we’ll see but i feel like it aint gonna end well. i could be wrong, i really havent been spoiled at all, thats just my guess 

hbahjfbshjf the ep that was called ‘hisoka x is x sneaky’ was SO funny that reads like a dora the explorer ep title 

also i had no idea the ep titles were formatted like that w/the x’s and thats rlly funny 

ok but the part where leorio - who seems to be pretty bad at fighting - tries to fight hisoka - whose literal first appearence involved him effortlessly dissolving a dudes arms - is so fucking funny. leorio rlly b a premed w/no brain cells....same bro. 

also i loved the Cutthroat Kitchen portion of the hunter exam and how not a single contestant was any good at it lmaoooo. do they not have the cooking channel in hxh-verse earth 

ok i love how the main characters are all intuitive in different ways depending on their own skills, like how killua can immediately guess that kurapika has never killed anyone before after they didnt kill evil-franky

kurapika joined killua in the Edgy Corner during that part also. like, they both have legit reasons to be edgy, but the shots of kurapika sitting in the darker tunnel part was kinda funny

also killua, a literal 12 yr old, calling out kurapika for being a murder virgin was pretty hilarious 

ok also i didnt know that madhouse animated hxh which is rlly funny but w/e i love the animation especially the occasional chibi parts and the facial expressions (like killuas ‘i love murder’ catboy expressions) 

oh also when killua murdered those 2 guys and his hand was all vein-y and his nails were pointy, his hands looked like hisokas do...i wonder if thats a legit connection or it hisoka just b getting his nails did 

kurapika talking abt how even seeing a regular spider makes them rlly angry was both very sad and kinda funny. kura u have so many issues god bless 

kurapikas smackdown on evil blue franky was fuckin dope tho. and the red eyes reveal was SPOICY 

rlly love how the individual fights highlights the characters strengths/morals/motivations/whatever....the writing is already really strong tbh 

ugh ok ive ranted enough this is a Lot lmao its so disorganized but w/e 

basically i love this series so far and im rlly curious whatll happen next. also everything seems pretty chill and upbeat so far (relatively) and i know this shit gets dark and im NOT FUCKING READY. 

til next timeeee

[takemywhiteasstosixflags]

Do you ever just go into a jojo memes comments section on youtube and do you just. Get tired of all the thot "jokes"

honestly yeah, sometimes andromeda’s comment sections are ok but every other one is just really :|. there is atleast ONE slur per every 5 comments, and its per ever 2 comments the farther you get. plus theres always like a thousand comments that have ora ora / muda muda / the menacing symbol and its like. please god. why. but the thot jokes are the worst and i cannot enjoy a video about jolyne or literally any female character because of this. aka, yes. 

[strikecommandher]

I love getting new followers, but I feel extremely bad for the majority of you new thots because I have absolutely nothing of sustenance to offer you right now unless you enjoy an inconsistent stream of JoJo content where I regularly thirst in the tags.

[fenrisfire]

did you purposefully redraw dedendedendes's doppio at the bath piece copying her or is that scene a meme from something else? it would explain why you both drew the same exact thing with the same color scheme, same bath, same wall, so i think putting up ur source of inspo to draw the image will solve the problem of people assuming you stole dedendedendes's art. just saying cause i instantly thot u stole it, but then thot maybe im missing a meme here that others might have ALSO not seen

I get where all the misunderstanding is coming from, I was under the impression that is was a popular enough meme that people would just KNOW what it was originally from. I had seen it redrawn many times before with completely different characters, so I was under the impression that that was the case (The post with the original meme has over 100,000 notes for christ sake). I likely should have linked it anyway, that’s a mistake on my part admittedly, but at the time of posting I didn’t really think about it because of this AND I had genuinely had never seen anyone redraw Doppio specifically using that meme formate. That was a mistake on my part and I do apologize deeply for that.

However, seeing as how this other artists’ version, that is apparently popular enough to have people accusing me of theft, had a link to said original meme format I find it kind of rude that everyone went ahead and accused me of art theft anyway....if they had seen this other person’s art enough times to know it had been done before then they had to have seen the link to the original meme. I honestly find it kind of insulting to just go ahead and assume I was stealing with out giving it a lick of common sense or critical thinking. Given that stealing from another artist and posting it on the same freaking website would be pretty god damn stupid on my part and given that I didn’t have a track record of actually doing something like that on my blog before. 

I do however want to give a shout out to @vinegar-doppio-official and genuinely thank them for helping to clarify to everyone that reblogged that piece that I’m not an art thief and both mine and deden’s versions are good and fun for the same reason. I appreciate them greatly for doing that and taking the time to show everyone that I didn’t mean any harm.

Sorry if I come off a tad bitter in this reply, it was just a bit hurtful and shocking to log into my art blog one day and see a bunch of people accusing me of something I didn’t do or treating me like an idiot for not realizing it had been done before when I really just didn’t know. I was trying to make something funny for other jojo fans to enjoy and laugh at and had no intension of upsetting or making anyone mad. So I’m just sort of bitter that everyone assumed the worst before stopping and thinking that maybe it was just a meme and I didn’t know someone had done it already. 

[wiihtigo]

How would u rank the jojo parts that u read :0

Hmmmm ok lets go on a 1 to 10 scale Phantom blood: like.........7 and a half?! I rlly rlly rlly enjoyed jonathan and dio growing up and i LOVE jonathan and also erina speedwagon and zeppeli! But some of it WAS kind of like. I was forcing myself to keep reading...maybe its better in the anime tho bcuz i just cant read!! I plan to watch the animes ....uh..one day. Maybe ill do it w a friend to drag them into jojo hell with me.Battle Tendency: LIKE 8 OR 9.....I RLLY LOVE JOSEPH. LIKE A LOT..and it introduced so many great characters! Like ceaser lisa lisa the pillar men!! Watching ceaser and joseph train and fight together was sooo fun. Also theyre like. In love? Yeah. Joseph rlly fucked around too hard and got engaged to two whole men. Not including ceaser. Anyways bt was rrlly good and joseph is iconicWtf was part 3 again uhhhhhhOH YEAH IT WAS Stardust crusaders !! Like??? IDK.....9 outta 10?? I LOOVED this roadtrip story..boys night out. Also part 3 joseph...thank u god. This part had so many great characters like a LOT and thr stand battles were rlly fun and thrilling . Also DIO WAS BROUGHT BACK! His bimbofication is complete. I rlly enjoyed seeing him go absolutely apeshit and i was likewow at least hes having fun :) anyways this was a rlly great part i loved all the characters... jotaro was a great protagonist he be like yare yare i fucking hate you old manPart 4 was diu right ok yeah it was Diamond is unbreakable!! 10/10 babey i literally enjoyed every minute reading this i loved all the characters and i LOVE josuke...also we get to see jotaro again! But hes older and a marine biologist now. I loooove like. Murder mystery stories in small towns . Like idk how to explain this genre but yknow what i mean??!!! Kira was such a cool antagonist and killer queen rlly knew how to fuck shit up ... i could write a lot more but im on mobile and i hate typing on my phone. So im moving on.Vento aureo ...anotha 10/10 im sorrey. Im sowy ITS SO GOOD I love giorno and the whole passione gang and TRISH WAS SO GOOD and i loved all the stand fights they alwayshad me on the EDGE of my damn SEAT . I love like. Found family within illegal mafia gangs v__v they love eachother...i also love la squadra and the boss ..it made me like. Cry. But in a good way yknow like when u out down a good book after finishing it anf go That Was. A Really Good Book. Anf then ur thinking about jt months later still. Its like thatStone ocean is that the next one i..i think so. AnywyasLike. 9/10? 9 and a half?! What can i say i rlly enjoyed like. All of these parts. Its all so good. Jolyne!!! First female jojo!! And shes so cool!!!!! Shes in jail and suddenly she. Can turninto string cheese and she hates her dad whos also JOTARO and she has cool friends such as hermes who can put stickers w cute lil hearts on em on u. And foo fighters who stays hydrated and is plankton and emporio is who justa little boy someone pls help him Pucci was a GREAT antagonist like so good so good . And the flashbacks with him and dio were like...thank u for thjs meal. It was so strange to see DIO of all people .. feel affection for another person?! To care abt his well being and how he thought of him?! Can u imagine dio saying some shit like "i was afraid because i didnt want to lose you " I CANT! Until i saw him and pucci ! I cant believe a priest and a vampire Thot fell in love. Also weather and anasui were there but i think i wrote enough but just know i love them both and again. Stan jolyne kujo . oh and its not 10/10 fully bcuz tbe ending made me cry like. A BITCH . Next is STEEL BALL RUN !! YEEHAWBoy of u know me you know i love me some cowboys!!!!!!! Like 9/10 as well bcuz the ending mademe cry AGAIN why does jojo keep doing this to me i hate it!!! Anyways johnny was so good and so was gyro like wow i love gay cowboys....i loved johnny a lot bcuz hes kinda?? Bitchy?? Hes kknd of a brat. But hes also...a niceboy. It was rlly good having a disabled protagonist and jt like..didnt make him a hindrance at all? He could still v wrll protect himself and gyro...his inability to walk didnt drag anyone down . I love that abt him...i love his and gyros relationship a lot. I also loved lucy steel!! Soundman couldve been done better but what r u gonna do. I havent started jojolion or whatever its called yet bcuz im still healing from sbr pain.

[ps2shedinja]

1, 30, 31 aaand 38! >:)c

1. Fave Jojo?

Uhhhhhh I love them all but it’s either Jonathan or Jotaro cuz they both kicked DIOs ass and he really deserved that

But Jotaro gets a few good boy points less for being so mean to his mom

30. Rank your order: Jojo main villains

1. Diavolo/Doppio (I just really love Diavolo, even if a bit more characterization for him couldn’t hurt. I also like his mystic background) 

2. Pucci (Pucci is just an objectively great villain and even tho I didn’t like him at first, he grew on me and now I think that he’s a really cool thot with great stands and a cool motive.)

3. Kars (Kars got a rainbow-chainsaw-arm-blade. Cmon, how cool is that?)

4. Dio (Dio has lots of memorable moments and you really enjoy seeing him suffer and I get why some people rank him as numba ounda villain but I just like all the others a bit more personally.)

5. Kira (Kira is the same for me as Dio. I just prefer all the others more than him, but he’s still a cool villain. But he’s not as over the top as Dio, so thats a minus for him)

6. Valentine (Valentine is just a worse Pucci but with a shitty fanbase and a bad outfit. Boooo! Cool stand tho)

31. Rank your order: Jojo parts

oof uhh

1. Vento Aureo (its just really pretty and I love everyone in it and their awesome stands and designs. It also doesn’t drag on as much. Wish the finale would have been a bit more epic tho)

2. Stone Ocean (It drags on in the middle but the amazing opening and the fantastical ending more than make up for that. It also got a nice weird, vaporwave aesthetic to it and the characters are cool)

3. Battle Tendency (It’s a bit rushed and it did Lisa Lisa dirty but the Pillarmen and Joseph are great I love it it’s so stupid. Also it’s soundtrack just has one banger after another)

4. Steel Ball Run (YEEHAW)

5. Stardust Crusaders (Cool, but a bit too long and the formula for every episode is kinda the same, but it has a fair share of really epic fights and memorable moments)

6. Diamond is Unbreakable (I like that they gave the characters more development than they did in SC and I like them all but it’s just not as epic as the other parts and I can understand why people would like that, it’s not my cup of tea)

7. Phantom Blood (It’s cool, Jonathan and Speedwagon are sweethearts and DIO is pretty entertaining, but it’s kinda rushed and you really notice that it’s one of Arakis first creations)

38. Characters you wish could have interacted with each other?

Interacted at all or interacted more with each other? Cuz for the latter it would be everyone with everyone, there are like 5 people in all of Jojo who’s interactions do not lack anything.

Jotaro interacting with Diavolo and beating the shit out of him for messing up Pol so bad would have been great to see tho.

[thotvengers]

Star Wars

QUE AY JOJO I SEE YOU LURKIN ON MY BLOG YOU THOT

anyways thanks for requesting

Send me a fandom and i’ll tell you:

the character i least understand: Kyle rons ugly ass

interactions i enjoyed the most: finn and poes (:

the character who scares me the most: all of them cus they have fcking lazer swords bitch whos not afraid of that

the character who is mostly like me: chirrut cus hes careless no matter what disability he has

hottest looks character: all of them except for ugly kylo ren

one thing i dislike about my fave character: nothing. poe is great leave him alone

one thing i like about my hated character: I dont like anything about kylie 

a quote or scene that haunts me: when everyone started dying one by one in rogue one

a death that left me indifferent: hans hehvawjbvxjzenvbodeh4v

a character i wish died but didn’t: kylauren

my ship that never sailed: skysolo

[adhdphilosopher]

i just finished part 4 and im so deeply emotional someone hold me