#i get so mf flustered around them it's INSANE!!

[rorysfics]

have a massive crush on my classmate but cant find the balls to even talk to him. only words we've exchanged is 'thank you' and 'youre welcome' when holding open the door for one another

[stargirlrchive]

avatar nsfw headcanons

pairings: afab!reader x jake, x tsu'tey, x tonowari (separate)

photocreds: @persefolli >:)

cw: cum play, balls in mouth (LMAOOO), creampies, p in v, choking, spanking, cock warming, tsu'tey (trust he needs a warning), sub!tonowari (canon) , oral m & f receiving, marking/biting, spit kink? think that is all, but any typos? ignore them! this is filthy

jake sully

pussy eater enjoyer

like if you're both laying down, his hips are violently rutting down onto the floor, or mattress (do na’vi’s have mattresses?) or grass bc he just loves having his head buried between your legs

whining quietly every time you tug on his hair and grind your hips onto his face

loves LOVES biting your thighs, seeing the way your hips jump softly when his teeth sink into the soft plush of your skin 

eye contact, mf is eating you with his eyes, they’re all low and a dark warm honey and sexy

pussy drunk 

soft!dom

idgaf what anyone says dilf!jake whimpers!

he is so vocal! telling you how good you’re making him feel, how good you’re taking him

enjoys edging himself, like loooooves the feeling of his balls being heavy, slapping against your clit as he pounds into you 

will make you cum soooo many times before he lets himself cum 

he is a tit man, this is canon

loves leaving hickies on your breast and chest

loves even more when you try to hide them but you can’t 

i feel like cumming inside you is rare, but bc he enjoys seeing his cum on your face, ass, back, chest, stomach etc

spit kink is insane, loves when he taps the side of your face and you just open up your mouth and let him do it

he thinks it’s so filthy and his brain goes brrrrr

he’s always horny 

tsu’tey 

you're his little creampie (LMAO)

loves seeing his cum dribble out of you

fingers some of the cum back into you before having you clean off both of your release from them

he gets soooo hard feeling your tongue suck them clean and the soft little moans you let out go straight to his cock 

i thinks he’s big on cock-warming

especially after a really stressful day, he loves sinking into you, and just controlling your movements

anytime your hips shift, you’ll get a swat to your ass, telling you to behave 

it’s def a control thing, because there are so many things that can go wrong during the day, but THIS?? no you’re going to be a good girl and you’re gonna listen 

you love it though

he’s def into choking you, likes seeing your eyes roll to the back of your head as everything becomes too much

like you’re so fucked out, your breathing is so labored and your babbling stupidly and it’s all because of him

tsu’tey is an ass man! loves spanking you and seeing his hand print of the soft skin

he’s a biter, like you’re his! and it’s going to be everyone’s problem  

tonowari 

bbg is so submissive like

opposite of tsu’tey, wari loves being choked

like you’re so much smaller than him, really your hands around his throat are doing practically nothing but he loves submitting to you 

poor baby is always taking care of everyone, he just want to be taken care of, and your tiny fingers gripping around his neck just does something to him 

he loves when your ride him, the way you use him to get yourself off makes him feel so good about himself 

your boobs bouncing in his face, god he gets so flustered and telling you how good he’s been for you and how good you’re making him feel

WHIMPERS, MOANS, CRIES OUT YOUR NAME 

pussy drunk, duh!

but even more than you sucking his cock, he goes fucking feral when you play with his balls (RAHHHH)

he always asks if he can cum

he loves when you mark him, mf wears it so proudly like he does not gaf! 

I think he’s also a boob man, sorry! 

but y’all can just be laying down, ready to go to bed and his mouth is on your chest, sucking and licking, working himself up and rutting his hardening cock against your lower bellying or the side of your thighs 

he’s obsessed with you 

[legorumii]

can we have dating hcs for all of the ninja? love ur blog :)) ofc one at a time

" I watch the moon.

Let it run my mood. "

╰╮Dating Headcanons , The Ninja.

disclaimer ; I have not added Jay since I have already done a Jay dating headcanon, sorry!

⇢ ˗ˏˋ COLE ࿐ྂ

Overprotective boy ♡ He's literally all over you. He doesn't want anyone to hurt you. He takes care of you. When you're sick or hurting. Baking cake with him ♡ I hc that he's plus-sized. So hugs with him are like hugging a big teddy bear lol. He gives the best kisses. You can't even begin to imagine how nice it is when his lips brush against yours, but still, the way he kisses is perfect. You melt every time. His kisses are soft and gentle, almost like he’s afraid they’ll break you. He gets flustered easily. It’s adorable. He's the type to be mean and rude to everyone else but you. (And ofc the other Ninjas.)

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ZANE ࿐ྂ

Confusing…But he's trying I swear. The best person to go to for cuddles when it's hot. He's like your personal cooler lol. He cooks for you. He calls you cute petnames like, 'love' and 'baby'. Loves kissing your cheeks all the time. He's just too good for this world I tell you. Loves going on picnic dates with you ♡ I have a feeling he's not too much of a PDA kind of guy. He'll do stuff in private. Surprises you with little gifts. His eyes are bright and full of affection as he looks at you.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ KAI࿐ྂ

Oh god… He's such a flirt with you it's insane. Always has his hands on you. Your waist, hips, hands. You name it. He's also overprotective. I hc that his face literally catches on fire when he's super flustered. So Imagine flirting with him and getting him super flustered only for his face to catch on fire LMAOO. He can't cook…or bake. So, you cook for him and he loves it ♡ He seems so happier when he's around you. You just make his day a lot better. He's a clingy mf...He's always clinging to your side or sumthin. You find it cute. His touch is soft and comforting. When he hugs you he smells like charcoal. But in a comforting way lol. He's like a cuddly furnace. It makes you feel safe when he's near… And you don't mind one bit ♡

⇢ ˗ˏˋ NYA࿐ྂ

She's very protective over you. She wants you to feel and be safe. She loves keeping you company, even if she is busy. Loves carrying you. And love your laughs the most. She can't stop thinking about it, how much she loves to hear them and see the smile on her face. How much she adores hearing them when they happen in front of her or around her, or when they're a part of her life. How much she loves making you happy, making you laugh. She gets jealous quite easily, too, which is why she does not like seeing anyone else touch you. Like Zane, she isn't big on PDA. It's kinda hard to get her flustered and when you do make her flustered she won't keep eye contact with you. Loves training with you. Giving you kisses after training ♡ You always tell her when she makes you happy. It makes her day. She's a really good listener. She will listen to anything you say. Please play with her hair, she loves it ♡

⇢ ˗ˏˋ LLOYD࿐ྂ

It'll take you guys a while to date but when you guys do it's cute. He loves cuddling you and watching movies together. You can't help but feel giddy whenever he's around you. He likes to hold your hand or kiss you on the cheek. He's always looking for ways to touch you which is adorable. Your eyes are his favorite thing about you. He's always lost in them ♡ He knows how to make tea. So whenever you are sick, he makes your favorite tea ♡ He's always so patient with you. Loves being close to you. It doesn’t matter if you’re just hanging out, sleeping, or training. If you are upset he’ll be there for you no matter what. He can’t cook but he’s willing to learn with you.

" Can't stop thinking of

You. "

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[aphroditness]

What does Stan's friend group love about you? (Sp x F!y/n) </3

Warning(s): Slight NSFW

Reader is Female, and in these scenario you and your dp (Desired person, for example: Kyle) are already in an established relationship.

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Stan🎧💙 :

Dude loves any form of affection you give him, whether it be quick kisses to long, warm hugs, he feels like he'll throw up any second.

He wishes he could call you pet names but he's gonna get sick in the stomach REAL fast.

he also makes playlists of songs that remind him of you and sends them to you + puts them visible on his Spotify account

he doesn't show any clingy-ness or PDA around his friends bc cartman's such an ass and he'll get teased for days, but in private all he wants to do is cuddle w/ you and watch a Christmas movie together

loves loves loves when you mindlessly copy his actions, he think its soso cute. Like for example if he does a secret handshake with one of his friends and catches you trying to make one with yours, he's gonna die of how adorable it is.

He likes to go skating with you, if you don't know how to skate he'll gladly teach you

Get's hard whenever he sees you in a skirt 🙏🙏

Whenever he texts you and you send him pictures of yourself being all cute n' shii, his eyes widen and he automatically saves them to his camera roll with a sly grin on his face.

bro thinks he's mf swiper with his devious ass

he gets realllll horny whenever you sit with your legs crossed on a desk/table, or when you twirl your hair and make eye contact while talking to him. my guy's gonna be walking around with a huge boner the whole day in pain until you relieve him.

Kyle 🎮💚:

He tries extremely hard not to get flustered whenever you hug him from behind

Especially when you compliment his hair and play with it/start flirting with him while you do it. ITS JUST SO ENLKBVJVBENKJJ FOR HIM HE GOES WILD

"Kyle baby, you look so cute with your hair out like that .." "I- h-hah .. T-thank you .." Then he legit MELTS INTO YOUR TOUCH HE'S SO DESPERATE

he wants to act all tough and whatnot 4 you but you make him so vulnerable

what makes him hard as a fucking rock is when he's sitting down on his chair and you bend over towards him with your titties on the desk, arms crossed. HANDS DOWN CATCHES HIM OFF GUARD SO QUICKLY HIS EYES DART STRAIGHT TOWARDS YOUR TITS 😔😔

He lovesss seeing you wear his hoodies, something about it is just.. makes him feel some sort of way..

he gets really excited whenever you ask him to tutor you, it means you two get to spend more time together

If someone insults you he's gonna get MADD ANGRY

Like his anger issues will not allow someone to disrespect you like that.

he's always at your beck and call, if you need him, he's there.

Send him a bikini pic and he's gonna have a seizure.

"SHIT Y/N IM WITH MY FRIENDS WHAT IF THEY SEE IT?!??1!?!?!/11/1/ FUCK WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME AMEOIDOAEINAMSLKN"

STUDY DATES ARE HIS FAVOURITE BUT ALSO GOING OUT TO CAFE'S >>>>>>>>>>

He gets really blushy and nervous whenever your showing him so much affection to towards him infront of his friends, but he secretly likes it, he just doesnt wanna seem like a baby.

Whenever you get better grades than him he either celebrates for days or cries in a corner for hours. There's no in between.

Kyle is honestly so overprotective like if he sees a guy staring at you hes gonna straight up smack their face with a stack of graded homework assignments.

He jealousssss 🤭 he HATESSS admitting it though hes so whiny abt it too.

"Y/nn, I'm not jealousss babeee shutt uppp-uh 😠😠" Like a frickin 10 year old, LMFAO WHY DO I ACTUALLY IMAGINE HIM SAYING THAT THOUGH

Kenny 🏠🧡:

Lovesss showing/giving PDA doesn't matter where you are or who you're with

Bro is soso touch-starved its insane

He holds you by the waist while he leans in for a kiss, he low-key smells like cigarettes and car gas but I'm kinda into it ngl 🤷‍♀️

Whenever he gets touchy, it's not always going to be sexual but this man has some pretty horny thoughts but you cant blame him

Hes so whiny and wants you to touch him REALLY BADLY.

"Y/nn please please please I love you so much please just this once oh my God please your so hot I'm gonna suffocate I love you just this once please please PLEASEEEEEE-" "Kenny omg calm down wtf-"

His weak spot is seeing you in clothes that bring out your figure, I mean, girls look better in a real tight sweater ifkwim 😋

The only time he will EVER be the submissive one during sex is when hes balling his eyes out about something that's happened at home, or when he's high on sumthin'

If he's going to see you, he sometimes brings karen with him because he loves the little relationship you two got going on, also his parents are always arguing so it'd be a huge relief for both Karen AND Kenny.

Send him ONE picture and he'll be begging on his knees for more

"MOMMY SORRY MOMMY SORRY- OH GOD SEND MORE- I NEED- creams aggressively YOUR A FUCKING GODDESS OH LORD HAVE MERCY GOAWDH DAYHUYHM 😍😍"

It's a big bonus if you come from a wealthy or rich family cause then you can spoil Kenny and his siblings rotten like how they deserve 😔💞

Please treat karen well she really looks up to you, your like her idol and shes def your #1 fan, she'll always be talking about you and how amazing and thoughtful and pretty you are ITS JUST SO AAAAAAA KAREN IS SO CUTEEE 😖

Kenny doesn't have much but he'll try to save up ENOUGH money to get you something nice like a headband or some nail polish 😚

He's trying.

He just wants you to be happy with him.

Please get married.

Cartman 🍗❤️:

Oh no.

When people started finding out that Cartman had feelings for the one and only, Y/n, they felt so sorry and started giving u random things and being oddly kind around you.

You were like: ???

If he sees a guy flirting or talking to you, he's gonna lower their self esteem to the MAX.

Like he'll be soso rude abt it too

"What kind of dumb fuck like you would get any girls? You got to be kidding me, your dumber than Kahl."

Once you started dating him, man everyone in the school was either shocked, no- not shocked, literally flat-out concerned for your well-being.

Cartman, REEAAAALLLYYYY .. ?

He always wants your attention, even when your busy doing something he'll be texting you at the most randomest times saying "I'm coming over", and shows up at your door in less than 2 minutes.

If you give him a hug or a kiss in public, he'll be acting all tough and start bragging to his friends. But once he's alone, he'll start giggling and twirling around like a fangirl (😨)

He has so many bad pictures of you on his camera roll but it takes all of your convincing skills to tell him: DONT. POST. THE PICTURES.

He doesn't wanna participate in any tiktok couple challenges bc he thinks their stupid. Buttt unless you offer Kyle to do it then he's def gonna cave in 🤭.

He's such a toddler too

He'll secretly want to be the little spoon often but if you offer him his face starts looking like a whole-ass sunburn with an offended look on his face

"AHEM? No we are NAWT doing that. You? Cuddling ME? No no no, its supposed to be the other way around, "Y/n" 🙄"

He'd diss your music taste and then you'll catch him twerking to your favorite song

He just like that y'know?

[nyashykyunnie]

Oki so I saw tjat you were open to brajnrots so I hope you enjoy them urbjdbfk sorry if it's long but I need to get these out before I go insane sibddnjdjdb 😅😅

I kinda think that Jinwoo would tease the hell out of their partner if they start getting super flustered after their second awakening, ESPECIALLY if reader was with them pre-awakening and was kinda shy woth affection before too (shout out to my shy peeps akbdjbd) ofc he's respectful about boundaries but it doesn't mean he enjoys how cuter his s/o has become wjbdjdnd Not only that, I think Jinwoo would definately use their new height and stregnth to his advantage too! Like if his s/o was taller and could lift him before when hugging, what stopping him from picking up his s/o to cuddle now?? Mf has the audacity to be smug to 🙄🙄

I think he even finds his s/o' weight on him incredibly comforting, especially with the fact that his s/o trusts him completely no matter how he's changed. This is especially so if his s/o knows how terrifying he is as a hunter, and is not phased in the slightest

(Jinwoo has jumped from E to S-rank. Having to fight his way up tooth and claw, doing whatever he has to survive. A man that even monsters fear. Here? He's just Jinwoo. nothing more nothing less. Safe and content with s/o acting as his guiding light during his darkest of hours. Before, he was worried how he couldnt protect his s/o's happiness when he was an E-rank. Now? He finally has the stregnth to protect them and his family, and will do so with everything he has)

Acheivement unlocked: Jinwoo's s/o has now become his weighted blanket sjdbudnd

Jinwoo pissed after a raid, eyes glowing purple, emitting an aura that even scares his shadows: The world is harsh and cruel.... Jinwoo 10 min later, eyes normal, deadly aura gone, cuddling s/o with his head nestled into s/o's shoulder: s/o soft and gentle.

Wdym he can't have his lovely s/o on his lap while he's on his rare breaks in the privacy of his own office??? Unless there is a s-rank dungeon suddenly appearing or an emergency, this man will be enjoying his BREAK.

Don't get me started on his shadows too sksbudbj. I think it be funny if his shadows also start acting like puppies for s/os affection too. Yeah sure they can absolutely decimate enemies but to their Monarchs beloved, theyre lovable guard dogs. (I think that they would be even more charmed If s/o is actually aware how dangerous they can be but still treats them so kindly)

Jinwoo would also get secretly jealous if his shadows gets the privilege of using his shy! s/o's lap as a pillow too (kinda like how a small pet sits on their owners lap or large dogs put their heads on their owners lap for pets too). Especially if its BEFORE he gets the privilege to abdjdbdnkd

I bet once this man gets a taste of using s/os thighs a pillow , he is a changed man. Brain alterd. dbjdbd

The man's personal heaven? His head nestled into s/o's lap with their fingers running though his hair. If his s/o stars humming? Man's purring in content.

(Anyways, if you read it, thanks! I hope it makes you feel a fraction of how happy I feel when I read your works ajbdjdb)

Cheer,

//Warning: kyunnie having a mental breakdown over Jinwoo NO BECAUSE I GENUINELY THINK JINWOO'S LOVE LANGUAGE IS BEING A TEASE!!! HE'S A BIG OL GRUMP AND AWKWARD BUT I GEN THINK HE LIKES TEASING BY TOUCH!! YOU CAN TELL WITH THE WAY HE INTERACTS WITH JIN-AH LIKE SQUEEZING HER FACE OR PINCHING HER CHEEKS IT TELLS A LOT!!!! I GOT THE IDEA OF A TOUCHY JINWOO JUST BY SEEING HOW HE ACTS AROUND JIN-AH AND KYYAAAAA PRE-AWAKENING RELATIONSHOIP EBHJGRWFE!!!!! I LOVE THAT IDEA SM BECAUSE THERE'S A CERTAIN POETIC ROMANCE TO IT WHEN YOU'VE SEEN YOUR BELOVED AT THEIR LOWEST POINTS AND LOVE THEM UNCONDITIONALLY REGARDLESS!! My fave novel of all time is tgcf and there's a whole interactions between the main cp like this!! “That person saw me at my worst", Hua Cheng said. "Then I'm very envious of that", Xie Lian replied.” IF IT'S A SITUATION LIKE THAT IK JINWOO'S ATTACHMENT WOULD GO BEYOND THE ROOFS AND HEAVENS!!!! Jinwoo would first be oblivious to his sunshine's(reader is giving me sunshine vibes, and I love sunshines sm) at first but he slowly started noticing from the jumpy reactions and the shy expression!! He'd test out the waters by his body language likelike purposely moving closer to reader unexpectedly, grasping hands, lightly brushing a finger on their ear— And when he confirmed his suspicions he went "Oh?" like lIKE HOLLYY SIJJDBE WN CFEAAAAA KGGRAAAAA!!! HE'D BULLY THEM A LOT AND CHUCKLE EVERYTIME HE CATCHES SUNSHINE READER GO BBRRRR BRAIN LAG WHHEEEE PRINCESS CARRIES USED TO BE A DISTANT DREAM NOW JINWOO CAN DO IT ANYTIME HE WANTS!! HE EVEN LETS THEM SIT ON HIS ARM PERCHED SO CUTELY LIKE THIS!!! IT GETS READER SO FLUSTERED THEY HIDE THEIR FACE ON HIS NECK AND HE'S LIVING FOR ITT!!!!

(Source: How to win my husband over) BUT WE CANT FORGET THE JINWOO THAT GETS TIRED AND ALL PISSY AFTER DEALING ITH GATES!! Ik our boi gets annoyed over some sht but he doesn't voice them out most of the time!!! His best therapy is when he has reader cuddled up on his lap or him laying his head on their while they tousle their hair around. I Genuinely think Jinwoo's soft/sensitive spots are on his head!!! Fingertips brushing across his scalp tickles him in a pleasant way that he just goes Zzzzzz..... Jinwoo is the type of boyfriend that looks so expressionless and stiff but put his lover and his eyes immediately turn into the most gentle lovestrucken-fool look in an instant that whoever witnesses it thinks their lives just flashed before their eyes because wth the hunter coULD DO THAT KIND OF FACE??????? HELLLOOO!!!! I am an intj simp and coincidentally I have so many intj husbands that I did not ask for but goddamn the consistency. The patten I see with INTJ's ik is that they love acts of service!!! From brushing your hair away from your face, holding their hand out to you so you wont get lost, instinctively doing something to help you WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING. And my god, they have the most MOST INTENSE EYE CONTACT EVER!!!! Jinwoo has proven that side in the manhwa I do not need to pull up panels for this surely YA'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN PEOPLE. If Jinwoo is whipped, HE IS WHIPPED!!! He mostly keeps a straight face BUT CANNOT CONTROL HIMSELF FOR HIS BELOVED( lets be fr he doesn't intend to in the first place he's that downbad and I love it mWAH) Cuddle session breaks with sunshine reader is a must if not he will wreak havoc in the office or the gates or something WHEEZE OMG THE SHADOWS WHAKJSDEQBKWEF, HE'S A PETTY BASTARD I TELL YOU!! HE'S CHAOTIC AS HELL!!!!! HE DEF THROWS BERU AN EYE-ROLL WHEN HE GETS PATPATS FROM SUNSHINE READER AND IT ENDS UP WITH BERU HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN ITS SO SILLY JWHNFWEPIOEJFND, HE MAKES HIM DO FOREHEAD ON THE FLOOR PUNISHMENT 2 DHWEJAFKE HE'S A PETTY BASTARDDD!!!!! HIS BIGGEST RIVAL IS TANK BECAUSE HE IS THE FLOOFIEST BOI IN THE SHADOWS AND IT JUST MAKES JINWOO GO INTO A TANTHRUM ITS SO SILLYYY!!!! AFTER THE WHOLE SULKING WO GOES TO SUNSHINE READER'S LAP AND GRUMBLES LIKE A TODDLER!!!! Also the thighs man, he had done it once in E-rank days nEVER MOVED ON I TELL YOU, THAT'S WHY I KEEP SAYING LAP SINCE EARLIER WHAHDHWGR. The first time he did it he felt like he was thrown into heaven literally and figuratively he's such a silly simp AGAIN YES, JINWOO'S MOST SENSITIVE SOFT SPOT IS HIS HEAD!!!!!! OUR SILLY LITTLE FLOOFY BASTARDD!!! He purposely messes his hair up so sunshine reader would be forced to fix his hair, and when they look away he begins ruffling his hair up again for more attention— ALSO EARLIER U APOLOGIZED FOR MAKING SOMETHING LONG BESTIE DON'T I MADE IT LONGER IT'S OKAY DON'T FEEL BAD DAFOHLJMWLEJDNM Also owejii uueeee, now I'm all shy and flustered aisupohdjqbl,emfdn AAAAee ee er w ddw sakjlsdlafrgshdf I'm so glad it makes u happy uueeeeeee, I honestly just write for myself but I'm glad it makes you happy too uueee<3333!!!!! Ty for activating my jinwoo braincells that should have beem stayed dormat anywei!! (They never rlly sleep anyway i just keep them in my head)

[valittlecorner]

¡¡KENREO lore headcanons!! (VERY LONG POST DEAL W ME)

I was asked to provide and ended up discovering my niche. The kenreo likers. Also using this post to manifest akyr winning this round so these two can meet again. These are all my headcanons that basically cover how I think the whole relationship of these two would go (sorry I'm insane).

♡ ¿How do they get closer?

- One day, Kenta sneaks out of Public Service to go to a nearby arcade. He's barely getting to play something when he ends up Reo, who apparently hangs out there from time to time. Reo starts messing with Kenta's gaming skills which results in them having a mini battle in some arcade games like smash and mortal kombat. They have so much fun but! The battle ends up as a tie, barely, cause Kenta kept fucking up under pressure lmao. Still disappointing I know. They're both so competitive (and curious abt knowing each other properly) they promise to meet at the arcade every time Kenta has Public Service until they get a better result. This goes on and on for way too much time. The tie seemed never-ending cause they kept purposefully getting ties so the meetings can keep going without killing anyone's pride. Eventually they got tired of the same arcade so they went hanging out elsewhere, like Reo's place (they play in the family console!) or random places related to games (like those buildings full of claw machines!). Its good to clarify Kenta deadass escaped his duties every single time they hung out, mf thought he was sleek but absolutely everyone knew he was seeing someone. Same happened with reo. And we're talking about it real quick.

♡ Okay but what abt gklk/akyr

- So ofc Gklk would notice Kenta randomly missing from PUBLIC SERVICE. At first they didn't find him and he just came back before Service was over, but eventually they found out where he was. Yuto tried to pick him up but had to go through the experience of watching Kenta painfully trying to flirt. It wasn't an amazing experience but Yuto still found it cute and saw it as a way for Kenta to get back to society, so he let the guy be. Yuto did tell everyone else from Gklk and kept making proud dad comments like "ohh I'm so glad Reo is helping you become a better person!!! You'll be back in society soon!!!! :33" making Kenta very mad and embarrassed. Meanwhile my man Ryoga didn't care enough abt the news, but Shion kept annoying Kenta and poking fun at him for not knowing how to flirt or at least be less awkward around his crush lmao. Now Akyr didn't really know about it for a while, but Satsu + Hoku did find them eventually. They innocently tried to join the arcade gaming but were dragged out by Reo. They instantly knew what was going on and snitched to Iori and Zen. Reo was asked abt it but he just avoided every question😭 it was still painfully obvious something else was happening for those who knew him. Most Akyr don't really mind it tho, as long as he's happy yknow. Except Satsuki, who used this chance to mess around w Reo every single time Kenta was around, which led to insane arguments that usually ended with someone crying and snitching to Iori or Zen (mostly Reo). Zen didn't quite like the news for his bad experience w Hancho, but after a while he accepted it, Kenta seemed decent. Overall everyone from both sides finds it cute, ofc everyone would be supportive of the little brothers of two different families who started dating.

♡ The process of actually starting to date

- Oh god the process was A PAIN. Reo is very teasy and flirty at the same time while Kenta is a flustered mess that cannot stand anything without dying. Kenta is touch starved and Reo is a hugger who can read Kenta like an open book, but at the same time Reo can underestimate Kenta's clingyness. It's basically a war within the openly clingy and the shyly clingy. Over all their meetings there's always been that vibe of awkwardness over them trying their hardest to flirt SERIOUSLY but failing miserably, just teen stuff. They can't even hold hands cause Kenta refuses (too shy) so Reo has to forcefully hug him at times. But even with all of that, the one to confess first would actually be Kenta himself!!! Now listen, he has enough pride to not allow Reo to make 90% of the moves AND ALSO CONFESS??? Hell nah he had to do at least something for the relationship. So at one of their usual meetings Kenta kept trying to get enough courage to actually confess to an oblivious Reo with every gklk member watching from afar (Emotional support!). When Reo was already leaving Kenta had THE GUTS to confess to him after like 5 hours of hanging out which ended in Reo being like "bro fucking finally I was anxious all day cause I thought you'd give up after failing to confess like 6 times today!!!!" Reo was not that oblivious it seems. After publicly embarrassing Kenta, Reo just hugs him, says sorry and they officially start dating now. Beautiful. From this moment on, they'll try to manage seeing each other considering their messy ass backgrounds. And we'll talk about that too I have everything calculated.

♡ Okay but what abt the government

- In the current pararai timeline, if they started dating right now (Trust round) they'd still have plenty of time to be around each other considering Gokuluck is already at the finals therefore wouldn't have to return to prison just yet. But from then on, there's a shit ton of possibilities. If anyone who isn't gklk wins pararai, then they'd return straight back to prison, and the minis would be SEPARATED broken heart. If thats the case they'd probably text each other religiously (reminder Kenta has a laptop/pc thingy in prison) and Reo would visit him a lot. It feels really weird for two teenagers to meet each other IN PRISON but oh well this is the only reasonable outcome. It'd be very sad if that happened to the minis so vote gokuluck for the win so they don't go back to prison aha🏆 (subtle spam).

COMPILATION OF SMALLER HEADCANONS that I refuse to leave out

- Reo dressed Kenta as a discord kitten as a joke. Kenta kept the kitty earphones. They're somewhere but he wouldn't go out with them.

- Kenta's love language is sending incomprehensible memes to Reo or weird images he'd caption "us." Reo's love language is replying with those goofy pics with a pink bg and sanrio characters on top with overlayed text reading "this could be us but you play league of legends".

- Kenta is the #1 hater of publicly showing affection but when they're alone he's the biggest hugger and most clingy being on earth.

- Reo sends a "good morning!!! ⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃" "good night~ (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+" every single day. Kenta just replies with "gm" "gn". Dry ass texter.

- Reo's hobby is giving Kenta ugly hairstyles while claiming he's making him "prettier".

- They're trying very hard to hide their relationship from the public, it's working rn but who knows for how long....

OKAY I'M DONE. FUCK THIS IS A LOT NAHSJS. Only pararai ship I've dedicated this much energy towards omg!! I just feel they're lacking content so I did God's work, you're welcome.

[lightlycareless]

CHAPTER 35 IS HITTING LIKE ALL MY FAVORITE TROPES,, the ao3 outage earlier this week KILLED me right during my standard "rereading the latest chapter over and over" frenzy,,,

this one had me throwing my phone on my bed and covering my face w my hands like a flustered maiden. losing my fucking shit the entire time

the sudden "theres something going on that all the staff are whispering about" had me like,, what the fuck is going on,, is someone DEAD? and a momentary "HOW MANY MONTHS HAS IT BEEN SINCE THAT ULTIMATUM" and then its naoya's dumb ass getting himself sick. i'd be annoyed at him if it weren't for the incredible scenes this grants us later in the chapter

(and its also SO FUNNY *how* he got sick-- literally stranded in some cursed energy zone all pathetic and alone. just like my sad kicked dog description i keep using for him. he is embodying it fully and truly.)

when naoya's staff came up to y/n like "its about naoya's health we need you" i was like "ohh the drama is he gonna die without her there or something" and,, turns out thats exactly it he probably would've died from refusing to take medicine if she weren't there. glorious. hes so pathetic its unreal (affectionate)

THEYRE FINALLY ALONE TOGETHER AGAIN,, it feels like its been so long and it apparently has been for him-- feeling like its been centuries since hes seen her. ME TOO MF MAYBE IF YOU WERE LESS OF AN ASSHOLE WE COULDVE BEEN HERE EARLIER

"it feels like you could literally do just about anything with him and he wouldn't be able to stop it" - "you were sure you could control him" Y/N,, GIRL,, YOU WANNA TOP HIM SO BAD OOO YOU WANT TO DOM HIM SO BAD. IM CHEERING FOR YOU (she might've been thinking more about murder. but i know what i was thinking) that followed by the "holding the cup directly to his lips to make him drink" scene is killing me. im going insane for them.

she FINALLY gets to interrogate his ass and he CAN'T go anywhere or do anything about it this whole scene was AMAZING. we get so much added dimension to both of them with y/n finally getting to snap on him somewhat and say/ask all the things she's been hiding, and naoya finally showing a little bit of that vulnerability with the discussion about the records and his mother. there's SO much going on here and i can't WAIT to see how that's gonna unfold in the next chapter ft. all sorts of flashbacks

i would read like 35 more chapters of just these sick shenanigans going on tbh. naoya's pov during this kinda thing would be so interesting too-- how deliriously out of it is he actually? is he gonna be absolutely mortified at this behavior when he's more lucid? i could also imagine him pretending to be sick for wayyy longer than he really is just so y/n won't leave,,,

outstanding showstopping amazing. i cant wait to see whats next!

Hi!!!! AAAA sorry for taking a while to get back to your ask, however I must say that when I saw this pop up on my inbox I was going through somewhat of a sad moment, and this made me very happy :’) So thank you!! 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

Now onto the juicy details…

I’m 100% aware that I’ve been writing nothing less than indulging tropes… AND I’M GLAD ABOUT IT HAHAHAH I’M NEVER GONNA STOP

I think I might’ve been a bit dramatic when writing the reaction from the staff. But after everything that happened… there’s no other way for them to react 😂 The never-ending drama in the Naoya-Y/N soap opera has them on edge, they saw this coming and was only a matter of waiting when it would occur.

It makes me wonder what Naobito’s opinion about this whole charade was 🤔 From disappointment towards his son, to amusement when hearing that Naoya has been incessantly calling for Y/N. He probably lurked around as close as he could to get a better look of what was happening, maybe even bringing some popcorn to enjoy the show. Y/N was right to assume that his family would’ve intervened to force her into aiding Naoya, although… not because they cared but rather because Naobito was tired of things being boring.

Omg… who does he ship Y/N with? Naoya or Naoaki? WTF am I even saying lmao 😂 I need to log off.

As for the timeline… please don’t ask me about it AHAHAH I feel like after all the things that happened, if I were to sit down and determine how much time has passed since the beginning of the story… it would probably be like 5 years or so lol —well, it certainly feels like it anyways. But I will set a time frame in the following chapters to give you an example of how long it’s been, if it’s believable anyways 😂 Thank god it’s fiction AMIRITE? (excuse my lazy writing 😭)

Anyways, the way he got sick is exactly as you described: overall pathetic. There really is no better words to say, serves to show how he’s slowly losing himself 💀😂 ah, poor Naoya, but can’t say he doesn’t deserve it. I wonder what he actually did in those missing days?

I’m very surprised y/n was involved at all for there’s no way the staff didn’t know of their tumultuous relationship. This more likely than not could’ve worsened his situation… and if she was truly vengeful she could’ve taken this chance to kill him and yet, they still had faith on her, believed she would somehow ignore all the horrible things he had done to her and do the right thing. And in that matter, they don’t deserve Y/N lol. Once again if she were a bit more unhinged, she could easily be a Tomie-type of character… but where’s the fun in that? (at least for what I have in mind, not gonna say that writing that kind of story isn’t intriguing hehe)

Well, the threat of her being forced by her in-laws lingered in the back of her mind, perhaps even her main motivator, but all things considered she decided to do so because, well, she’s not completely evil. She should’ve been a bit harsher… but well, that doesn’t really align to the values she was taught with.

Talking about the alone part… wow. It has been a while since we saw them together like that; like what, 10 chapters? Lol Still, if Y/N had been that unhinged she could’ve been like “I’m taking my ladies with me AND Naoaki for my well-being” and that would’ve murdered Naoya and his staff immediately. HAHAHAH Can you imagine that though? Still, I won’t say that doesn’t sound a bit ridiculous 😂 the whole family reunited in his room lol.

But yeah!! It’s been so long, and it’s finally happening… under relatively normal conditions where Naoya isn’t terrorizing her. It does make me wonder how their time at the ryokan during their honeymoon was like… I might write about it… some snippets here and there (or if someone wants to send in an ask of what they think happened heheh) anyways, her being in this position of power is a bit unnerving to her, and within reason. From being berated almost daily, to being in a situation where she can literally do anything and who’s gonna stop her?????

Well, Y/N isn’t that crazy like Naoya, but I’m sure she’ll make the most out of this situation anyways.

AS FOR THE TOPPING IMPLICATION…. Damn. I didn’t even think about it like that hahah I was out here imagining how “Y/N wants to beat him up, make him suffer, so he can get a taste of what she’s been through………….” And then you show me the other side of the coin where she might want to top him DAMN that’s an interesting perspective of something that might happen further down the road…. AHAHAHHAHA I won’t say anything more.

Either way, not that the aspect of “intimacy” has been brought up, for me those moments that Y/N was taking care of Naoya felt… well, intimate, if that makes sense. Probably a delusion from my side, but it’s the kind of domestic things I want to see happening between the two 😭 no more drama or fighting, just the two being in a healthy, happy relationship. Like Naoya coming back injured from a mission and Y/N tending for him because she cares for him, not because she’s being forced or because Naoya was acting stupid or whatever.

But we shall see, we’re getting somewhere after all :>

The highlights of this chapter would definitely be Naoya opening up to Y/N (although a bit, and when he’s not 100% him, but it’s something…) and Y/N talking (or more like demanding) to know about the records and why he’s acting like that… even though she doesn’t believe him that much lol.

NGL I’m excited for the next chapter, it’s going to be flashbacks that will certainly affect their relationship—something I’ve been wanting to write too! Like, I hadn’t said anything about Tomoko outside of Naoaki’s perspective, but what about Naoya?! What’s his relationship with her like? How was she during her last days at the Estate? And for Y/N, HOW DID MINAKO DIE? Oof, very interesting indeed.

The following chapter, whether for the worse or for the better, is necessary for their marriage. As well as his sickness :> We’re finally getting development for the two yall!!

Anyways, thank you so much for your patience and support! We’re slowly moving forward to the “good stuff” that I cannot WAIT to post!!! There’s also a few more tropes (I guess) that I want to introduce… some that I think are very obvious (of course, because I know what’s happening lmao) 😂 but I can’t help but indulge on them!!!! It’s like an addiction, I must… have… it.

Once again, thank you so much for being patient with me during this short break 🥺❤️ I hope you like the next chapters!! Take care, have a wonderful week, and hope to see you soon!!

[reinabeestudio]

@bonyato SO Glad you asked. I shall talk about the sillies (crown topping🍕👑)

♡ This silly mf (Pizza Head) fell head over heels at first sight, y'know he was elated as hell when she confessed

♡ Miel isn't good at asking for stuff even if she really wants to, which means that usually he's the one that starts the physical affection. But sometimes she might geeeently headbutt his arm or tap his shoulder as a way of tellin him that she seeks attention (not beating the catgirl allegations)

♡ Ok she doesn't purr (lol) but Miel does sing to herself often and is mega shy about others hearing her (something something low self-esteem etc). Pizza Head felt like he won the lottery when she started to not mind singing around him (he likes the sound anyway, even if it isn't good)

♡ Related to that, sometimes he pretends he's busy/not paying attention just so he can hear her singing without alerting her (like she's a skittish wild animal-creature-girlthing). And sometimes, he sings with her! And even sappier, sometimes they dance together! All in good fun (mega domestic cliche moment👍)

♡ None of them are morning people at all and it's hard to say who's the worst in that aspect. Like they're both slow as hell LMAO. She likes to sleep and he's very clingy, getting out of bed is an achievement💀

♡ When Pip is busy with his inventions, she tends to leaves him be as to not get in his way. But once in a while, she watches him work and it's like magic—one of the rare moments he's quiet but the guy is obviously his element. Passionate and Thriving (also he looks handsome with the jumpsuit + focused expression but ssshh don't tell him)

♡ Speaking of that, Pip focuses so much with his projects that he forgets to sleep and/or eat. It drives her insane but also worries her (considering why he first started living with her)

♡ It took them forever to kiss, actually. Not on the cheek or the hand, no (those were more common). A romantic one. Despite how much he loves her, he was oddly shy about asking for it—which is why she did it instead.

♡ Pip calls her doll a billion times per day. But Miel calls him darling or my love once in a while and the guy melts (rip). He finds the nickname Pip cute as well. And also she's one of the few people he allows to use his first name (Basil).

♡ I'll keep it relatively tame but let's say that the guy is a bit of a freak (/j) and enjoys her slit dress. Let's say that he sometimes he does more than kiss her bare shoulders. Let's say that sometimes his hand slides up her exposed thigh while they're cuddling

♡ Sure, Pip is the more affectionate of the couple. But Miel can be quite sappy as well. She's a gotdamn walking rom-com fr. Does cliche stuff like stargazing together. He gets all flustered when she gets this lovey-dovey, it's so rare to experience (and he likes it a lot)

♡ That said, you know this mf has thought about her in a wedding dress. Like he's happy with how things are but it'd be nice, to be called her husband. Bro he's down bad💀

And erhm that's everything I got atm (´・ω・｀)

[be0mcore]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ kisses with txt

notes: lets play a game called guess my biaswrecker. hint: starts with yeon ends in jun. that man needs to stay in his lane.

genre: fluff fluff fluff. tooth-rotting fluff. also some suggestive content.

tw: none

words: 1k

❥˗ˏˋyeonjun ´ˎ˗

◦ mf look at him,,, baby is a flirt.

◦ he knows he has attractive lips so of course he'll use them to his full advantage.

◦ he's very passionate and lives for long, slow kisses. needs them like he needs air.

◦ and it doesn't matter where or when, if baby wants them baby gets them.

◦ you'll just be minding your own business in the kitchen, when all of a sudden you feel a pair of strong arms wrap around your waist.

◦ yeonjun about to strike

◦ you turn around and meet his eyes. he just starts smiling at you fondly.

◦ his hands go to cup your face, but before he kisses you he needs to take at least 3 seconds so that he can just admire you 🥺

◦ he loves everything about you. he thinks you're divine, lovely, ethereal. absolute perfection.

◦ you know that one quote that goes "look at everyone else. they are merely words, while you, you are poetry" yeah that's how he feels.

◦ sorry y'all i'm a creative writing major of course i had to include poetry

◦ after he's finished admiring you (that's a lie, he'll never be finished with admiring you) he leans in and presses his lips to yours.

◦ as i said: deep passionate kisses.

◦ he goes slow, holding onto your waist, hoping to convey his love for you through a single kiss.

◦ absolutely sweeps you off your feet sometimes literally.

◦ not gonna go into detail but all i'll say is: tongue

◦ if you're a blushing mess afterwards who wouldn't be it'll 100% boost his ego

◦ but it'll also make him fall for you more.

◦ ends the kiss with a small peck and then goes in for a hug afterwards <3

❥˗ˏˋsoobin ´ˎ˗

◦ shy but also very romantic

◦ at the start he could only muster up enough courage to give you small pecks on the head and cheek.

◦ but as your relationship progressed he got more confident.

◦ once again: big softie

◦ his lips are so soft and so are his kisses 🥺

◦ loves loves LOVES cliche kisses. kissing in the rain, kissing at sunset, kissing while watching fireworks,,, he lives for that stuff !

◦ also loves small pecks on the lips. if you're in a hurry to get to work or school he'll just stand at the door like 😗 waiting for you to give him his daily kiss.

◦ attack his face with chaste kisses and he will literally MELT

◦ will start giggling and blushing !!

◦ he can only make out for a couple seconds before he has to pull away to calm himself down because he's so flustered take that as you will

◦ loves giving you soft butterfly kisses on your neck and hands as well.

◦ he just wants to drown you in love and affection <3

❥˗ˏˋbeomgyu ´ˎ˗

◦ tease x100000

◦ loves to lean in and watch you get closer and then pull away last minute

◦ finds it funny when you get mad at him for it.

◦ but he obviously can't resist your lips either so he can only pull away twice before he attacks.

◦ is a fan of all different kisses. no matter what the mood is beomgyu's got it covered.

◦ loves to pepper your face in small kisses to be annoying.

◦ also loves fast and steamy makeout sessions when he just can't seem to get enough of you

◦ but also adores slow and passionate kisses when you haven't seen in eachother in a while.

◦ he has these moments where you'll be doing something mundane but he thinks you're the most beautiful thing he's ever seen.

◦ the urge to kiss you is so strong it starts to settle in his bones.

◦ so he just wordlessly comes up to you and deeply kisses you.

◦ he's just so overwhelmed with love for you its insane, its ripping his ribcage open.

◦ however, if you ever do the same to him he gets so flustered and shy.

◦ he absolutely adores it when you initiate kisses as it makes him feel loved <3

❥˗ˏˋtaehyun ´ˎ˗

◦ unpopular opinion but i can't imagine taehyun ever getting flustered from kissing

◦ he's the most mature and also the most dominant imo

◦ so that enables him to be a cocky little shit

◦ loves giving you kisses and seeing you flustered after, literally melts at how adorable you are.

◦ always gives you pecks whenever you do something cute. could be the smallest thing but mans just can't help it, he has to.

◦ forehead kisses always. he thinks they are absolutely necessary for any occasion. starts to become such a habit that he does it without thinking.

◦ he's not very good with words so he hopes that his affection shows how much you mean to him.

◦ because he's generally pretty relaxed, making out would be slow and sensual. just full of emotion.

◦ when he's feeling particularly sappy he'll mutter things in between kisses

◦ i love you, you're perfect, so beautiful, gorgeous.

◦ if you're holding hands he'll randomly kiss yours for literally no reason other than it felt right.

◦ but lets be honest it always feels right to kiss you.

◦ just absolutely adores you in his own little way <3

❥˗ˏˋkai ´ˎ˗

◦ ok so

◦ i know most people think kai is innocent and fluffy

◦ but i don't think he'd be that shy when kissing tbh

◦ this boy is full of surprises

◦ and this is definitely one of them

◦ but moving on,,, he loves soft kisses !!!!!

◦ he loves kisses in general, but ones where you're softly pressing your lips onto his, both of you smiling and laughing in between,,,,

◦ good lord have mercy because he feels it reverberating in his soul.

◦ also a big fan of nose kisses. he just finds it so pure 🥺

◦ loves unexpectedly planting them on you. him knowing the effect it has on you makes him blush.

◦ ok so maybe he gets a little shy....

◦ he'd never admit it though!!

◦ receiving butterfly kisses is also on his Top 3. it makes his heart skip one too many beats.

◦ loves to plant small kisses whenever you're cuddling. finds it super intimate and loving.

◦ and boy does kai have a lot of love to give <3

[vinnival]

hi there, I was wondering if I could get a madcom x reader thing? I want the main 3, tricky, and mag agent torture with a short, slightly chubby/thicc s/o, who draws and makes comics, and has s/h scars and stretch marks. And can they be wholesome/flirty themed? Thank you :)

yeas anon......... youre r very true......vvalid.....

so basically: hold gentle

HANK

i think the favorite thing this man likes to do with people shorter than him is just stand right up to them and look down directly into their eyes

this tall piece of shit likes the intimidation factor a lot

Definitely just lurks around you and watches you draw- starts by sitting across the room and watching you as you h7nch over your latest work

It's just his thing, let him do it

Sometimes he'll say random things that catch your attention, mostly random words rasped out that are vaguely related to your drawings

After enough time he just starts sitting by you and leaning harshly on your side, his weight nearly toppling you (from a seated position, as well)

I don't think you'd mind though

Maybe he'll end up laying his head in your lap someday because pillowe.... pilloow...

It's basically agreed by the entire fandom that when this man wants something (be it items, knowledge, or anything like that) he will be very persistent and will do anything to get it

So good luck trying to keep him from just laying on you because you're perfectly cuddle-able

Likes to trace over your s/h scars sometimes, he thinks they're wonderful symbols of how strong you are and how far you've come

Just straight up fuckin . covers ur mouth when you start pointing out how bad your stretch marks look, because let's be honest, stretch marks are wonderful n cute and it's okay to have them (coming from someone who has stretch marks!)

SANFORD

Baby boy just adores you wtf !!! wtf .

He treats you so fuckin wonderfully istg he just wants you 2 he happy w urself and will fully support you with almost anything (almost)

Kisses u a lot everywhere!!! Loves seeing you blush/get flustered because he knows you're happy when you do

Will probably lay in your lap while you draw and just stare at you, just enamored

My beloved !!!

World cold and hard, s/o soft and warm -both of u

I hc only Hank and Dei can purr, but if Sanford could, he definitely would purr SO much around u it's insane

DEIMOS

Would definitely show you off to other people

And brag about how he got so lucky

"my s/o is the coolest and most gorgeous s/o alive sorry guys I'm just right"

Likes dancing with you !!! And definitely loves just holding you whenever he can

He likes how soft you feel rhrgrrgrvr

Will also make little quality of life robots for u... a pencil sharpener gadget that can also function as an eraser, ink pen, AND paintbrush? Made, done, yes

Loves it when you laugh at his jokes it makes him feel SOOSOSO good

Your laugh in general just makes him AUGH (/pos

"You make my sketchbooks smell with your nasty cigarettes" "EY toots I'm trying my best"

Pokes you sometimes

Just likes to poke you

If you're ever cold he'd warm you up no problem !!!! Cuddle time

Likes that you're shorter than hiMSMDJFNFM

TRICKY

*slaps head of tricky* this mf can fit so much RELATE in it

I hc them to be chubby too !! He IS dead so they kinda bloated plus hofnarr being originally pretty chubby (imo) also adds to it

So it's just you two being happy and supporting each other all the time . .... .. omf... .. . . . . ... . ..

Endless compliments (some weirder than others but thats just the clowns way of showing love)

You also return compliments and every time you do he shakes a little more intensely with happiness

Would kill for you

HAS killed for u

No one disrespects clowns s/o

They love hugs so much so so so so much. PHYSICAL AFFECTION YESYES

when you draw it's all over the drawings, spilling out compliment after compliment

which in turn makes you flush bc it's brutally honest everyone knows this so their compliments are extremely genuine

Take this clown to any amusement park, entertainment attraction, anything like that, and they're head over heels x10

JUST SPOIL HIM they'll spoil u back x1000

MAG TORTURE

BIG MAN

hold u SO GENTLE

he loves u so much omf. your shape, your warmth, your personality, sends the giant WILD

purring like a tractor headass (lovingly)

He loves it when you gently pet his head n stuff, it feels nice

cannot keep his eyes off of you he just loves looking at you and can't express his love with words so

He just stares until you notice and look, and he does a little heart with his fingers :)

If anyone were to make fun of u OOPS pancake now

dadeng tor doesn't know anything about the flattened grunt in the right wing, must've been another MAG

Loves it when you bump your head against his, as we all know it's a kiss :)

PROTECTION MODE ALWAYS ON

GUESS who accidentally posted this I'll finish it babe dw dw dw

okay I did it I hope u liked it HSHDSN

[yandereskiss]

What I think the hxh characters type would be pt1

(not including killua and gon bc they are children)

warnings: none

Kurapika: i feel like kurapika would want as a significant other someone that would support him no matter what. He doesn’t care about body type or appearences in general, as long as your a kind person able to give him the emotional support he needs and can match his morals.

Leorio: When it comes to his taste in women, i think he likes women with defined curves. But overall, i think what he looks in a partner is for them to be nurturing and caring. 

Hisoka: Well, I can see him look in a person either one of these characteristics:

a) he either wants someone as flirty and spontaneous as him, in order to match his energy,

or

b) someone that gets easily flustered so it is easy for him to tease them

 Illumi: Unfortunaly, i think he does care about appearences. He wants some attractive and at least a bit good looking in order to marry them and make them a member of the zoldyck family. But putting that aside, Illumi is a dominant figure, so it is only natural he’d want someone submissive and obidient by his side. That doesn’t necessarely mean they have to be weak, it doesn’t bother him if they are powerful- as long as they listen to what he has to say. 

Chrollo: I can picture Chrollo with someone sophisticated, preferably as strong as the rest of the phom troupe and high-class. I can’t see Chrollo with someone who looses their temper easily but rather with a level-headed, calm persona. 

Uvogin: Just like Kurapika, he doesn’t care about appearences, but i think he has a soft spot for short, small people that he can be cuddle buddies with. 

Machi: Machi doesn’t care about how her other half looks as long as they are at least decent looking. Other than that, she wants someone she can talk shit about Hisoka with- or better so, anyone that gets on her nerves.

Shizuku: When it comes to Shizuku, the last thing that comes to her mind is how her future love looks. All she needs is someone patient, that will remind her of the things she keeps forgeting.

Pakunoda: Pakunoda highly values personality. This sweetheart will love you unconditionally as long as you are loyal and deeply care about her.

Feitan: He gets turned on by insane mfs that apreciate the art of torture as much as he does. He is more into them if they are machosists, or at least sadists. 

Shalnark: This man is either into master manipulators that know how to always get their way, or oblivious, easily trusting people pleasers that are easy to control. 

Bisky: Bisky does care about appearances, and overall has very high standards. She is mostly into muscular psysics, and wants her s/o to have a good sense of style. She also wishes for her s/o to be strong, at least strong enough to defend themselves and not rely on her for protection.

Pariston: Someone easily annoyed, snappy and hotheaded. He loves messing around with his significant other and I just know it. 

[ultimatedemonsimp]

It's come to my attention that there is not a lot of t-word content on Obey Me! And as a member of both communities, I am expected to provide what is lacking. This has MC as a switch.

Obey Me! Shall We Date? Tickle headcanons!

Lucifer

Whether you want to believe it or not, he didn't get into tickle fights much.

That being said, when he did, he was a ruthless ler through and through.

He didn't get involved because none of the brothers, not even Mammon, are dumb enough to provoke him.

Then MC comes along.

With their lack of self preservation instincts and common sense, provoking Lucifer into tickle fights, no matter how one sided they are, becomes almost a daily occurrence.

Finds himself now beginning to identify more as a ler-leaning-switch.

Main spots are his shoulder blades, sides, ribs, and hips. Rough tickles get the loudest responses, though reactions to light scratching, fluttering, and/or pinching his ribs are absolutely adorable.

Though he is a ler-leaning-switch, that doesn't mean he has at all left his ruthlessness at the door, he could still probably kill someone if he wanted to.

Uses all kinds of tickles depending on who and where it is. (Will die before telling anyone, but he really like to give and receive sillier stuff like nibbles and raspberries)

He was/is a bit gentler with MC because he, originally, though that the human was too fragile for what he normally does. If MC straight up tells him that they don't want him to be easy on them, then, believe you me, he won't. Do be prepared, MCs that believe they can take it, to be almost killed every single time.

8/10 for ticklishness.

Mammon

If he says his middle name is gambling, he's lying, it's actually switch.

As a playful tickle monster of a ler and a blushy, flustered mess of a lee, this man can not take what he dishes out.

This mf growls in the most teasing way possible, the three times in at least a dozen millenia that Lucifer found himself in the position of lee even he found himself blushing at the second born's antics.

MC comes along and this man almost dies on several occasions.

He doesn't need to breathe, but gdi, he wish he did so he could use that to make them stop.

Don't worry about what gets the best reactions, all of them do.

Even though... go for the middle section (right where his wings pop out) of his back if you want him to beg, ribs+sides if you want frantic laughter, and thighs+ass if you want high notes.

Did I mention that he's a brat? 'Cause he's a brat.

He will do anything but what you tell him to, if he knows you'll tickle him. He's the kind of brat that thinks they can take it, but start begging before you even touch them.

Over all, 13/10 on the ticklish scale.

Leviathan

This mans...

Right off the bat, baby's a lee-leaning switch.

He lers to get revenge on some people and lees most of the time.

He ended up on the losing side of tickle fights nine times outta ten.

When he does ler though...

The tail in his demon form isn't just for direction and decoration, oh, no, no, he'll pin you with it so he can use both hands. If a majority of it is free, he'll use it to help tickle you, too.

His preferred method of tickling people in poking bc it doesn't require to much physical contact, but if he's really trying he'll go all out. Squeezes, raspberries, nibbles, pinches, and that's not even the end of the list.

Teases his lee by pointing out obvious shit, like how red their face is, how they've been bested by a "dirty otaku", how much their laughing, etc, etc.

Then Mc comes along and he just can't-

Malfunctions 75% of the time he's suddenly touched, and when Mc appears outta nowhere to start shit that gets bumped up to 80%.

Tease him, trust me.

He'll whine about it, but he wants it.

Lower back damn near kills him, underarms are torture, and stummy turns him into the giggly-ist, blushy-ist, adorable ball of mush you've ever seen.

12/10 for ticklish asf.

Satan

You can't even attempt to tickle this man.

Right below Lucifer when it comes to who wins the family tickle fights.

He's in a full on war with Lucifer for the No. 1 spot.

He has yet to win against his brother/father, and probably never will-

Ler all the way, and he's RUTHLESS.

Like, more ruthless than Lucifer, because Lucifer will let up so you breathe after a while so you don't suffocate.

Satan has spells that will force oxygen into and out of your lungs and, if he uses them, that's it. You're fucked. You pissed him off, now he's gonna get you back until he feels satisfied.

When Mc comes along, he's actually kinda happy when they challenge him.

Finally! I worthy opponent! Our battle shall be legendary!

Teasing will result in immediate termination by tickles.

He cackles like an evil mastermind if you squeeze his hips, will attempt to fist-fight you if you start poking around him back, and,- just,-... gives tf up if you go for the outer side of his thighs.

7/10 but just can't take it.

Asmodeus

Careful, now! Asmo is just about anything and everything.

This baby is 100% a switch and changes for whatever his partner wants.

Lees, you want a ruthless ler? Merciful? Something else/in between? Asmo's got you.

Lers, you want a brat? Obedient? Something else/in between? Asmo's got you!

Fellow switches? Anytime, anywhere, Asmo. Has. Got you.

Asmo often tries to use tickle fights to feel people up, but it's kinda hard to do that when your arms are pinned above your head, so he'll just sit there and take it.

However, he has accidentally started them from attempting to feel someone up.

He's ticklish just about everywhere, but his thighs, knees and underarms deserve some special attention.

Absolutely the demon to tease his 'lees with compliments (unless it's Mammon, to which then it's straight up lecturing or insults)

NAILS.

Watch out for this man's nails because they're deadly.

That being said, he know just how tickly his nails are and uses them every chance he gets, so you really can't watch out for them.

I've said before that he'll be whatever the other wants, but when he wants to tickle, he's mean. The kind of mean that makes lees keyboard smash.

6/10, but it can and will change depending on the person.

Beelzebub

Tickle monster 2.0

Tickle bear hugs!

He is a ler, but he's a very sweet ler.

Light tickles, nibbles, chomp-ies, kisses, the occasional raspberry here and there.

He teases by asking questions that would be normal to ask in any other situation, but it's flustering in this one.

Gets into tickle fights all the time!

He's the one holding the person who started it down, while the others go ham on them.

Hungy Sweetheart just wants to be helpful!

He's almost never lee'd!

Then MC comes along and figures out that's because he's only ticklish in very certain spots that's no one'd really checked.

The only other person to know where those are, is Belphie bc it's Belphie-

Baby is very scared of hurting you, so he doesn't try to fight you off, or buck, or anything.

Doesn't really laugh, but he does giggle. When you find those spots near his neck and stomach, he's giggling like a mad man.

4/10 but is very sweet.

Belphegore

Our poor, tired, murderous calf...

Yeah, in an alternate universe, he killed us with tickles.

We've got another ruthless ler on our hands.

You'd think he doesn't care about tickling people bc tired, but that's how he gets ya

If you're getting chased, you're more likely to run to the one place you know there's a person who wouldn't wanna tickle you, but, secretly, that person does want to tickle you and once you've locked the door and hunkered down with them, you've dug your own grave.

The ler that's gonna tell you to be quiet while they attack your worst spots.

He's a ler, but that doesn't mean he's not ticklish.

Over all, he's not insanely ticklish like Levi or Mammon, but he's pretty bad.

His neck, thighs and belly make him laugh desperately, but anywhere else is light giggles and squeaks to yelps and squeals.

Squeezing is his favorite, giving and receiving.

6/10 for the 7th born

That's it for now, I've had this sitting in my queue for months now and I had to get this out of it. Consider this a part 1 and part 2 will be the "Neo Dateables" or side characters.

[intotherumiverse]

ship your moots !!

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!! TURN IT UP

I got everyone of my mooties in clutch <3 p = platonic

Edit = this is so long I can’t. I have everyone that are my mooties (or I think that are my mooties) and I hope y’all like ‘em. They took so MF long

@katsumiiii + aomine daiki — cocky girlfriend with even cockier boyfriend. They’re playful banter is god-teir and for what? Daiki tries so hard for mira and she just plays it off. @katsukissy + bakugou katsuki — it’s >:) + >:/ moxie is such a menace to society and Bakugou is just taking it. plus they’d be such a power couple I can’t @koishiguro / @lvrgrlkoi + kise ryota — but like whipped boyfriend + “I don’t give two shits ‘bout your little fan club” girlfriend. kise tries so fucking hard for koi’s attention it’s funny. and she’s just 🤨 you done the entire time. @artof-apollo + p! denki kamanari — they the 2 pretty best friend. They are also crackhead x crackhea, with rare smart boy moments <3 @spike-this-ass + gojo satoru — dumb himbo boyfriend with secret smart partner <3. They’re the 🙄 +🤨. Gojo getting into the dumbest shit ever and Sunni’s just like “okayyyy? Tf you want me to do about it?” @myhoodacademia + power — cocky gf + cocky gf. Dee’s just like “I know you love me and power refuses to acknowledge the hint of the fact. But anyone else look at dee, she’s drop kicking someone

@lilsparkyswife + armin arlert — himbo + bf who tries to keep himbo safe. Von’s getting into the dumbest shit ever and armin’s just there like “ 🤨 didn’t I tell you fighting eren is never a good idea?” @katsuflossy + shiggy — I mean I guess he loves her. With them puppy dog eyes he makes everytime he want sum it has to be love. Ni on the other hand is just like 😐 tf you want now?

@noirstoxin + p! itadori — “yo ita. Try feeding sukuna hot sauce and see what happens” enough said.

@solar3lunar + megumi — quiet kids in the library vibes (even though nova isn’t really quiet per say) but megumi loves he and her antics. Would take on cafe date

@minruko + mirio togata — them nigh as would be so loud together I can hear it from here. Mini’s just daring Mirio the stupidest shit and Mirio’s like “okay!! I’ll do it for you <3”

@combat-wombatus + kirishima ejiro — soft gf + even softer bf <3. They are so sweet to everyone around them it’s crazy. Also parent couple me thinks!

@yuujisbby + itadori yuuji — dumb bf + smart gf. Ita’s doing the dumbest shit to impress Sasha and sash is trying to not let himself get himself killed by not letting him do the dumb shit

@bubblime + sukuna — it’s just overexcited gf + tired bf. Bubs is always down for anything and sukuna is the tried boyfriend telling her to come take a nap with him

@silkylious + shoto todoroki — analyst couple ; y’all can’t do anything around them unless you want to be roasted in the most blunt way. Just “is that why you make your daddy issues your whole personality? 😐”

@mypimpademia + taiga kagami — OKAY HEAR ME OUT BUT juice and taiga would make sense. Over excited bf with bf who’s seen it all. Will hit him if he over worked himself. also matching necklaces??? Yes.

@kunikida-kun + keigo tamaki — show off bf + ion care gf. He tries soooo mf hard just for rei to give him a blank stare and continue on with her day. @whipped-cream-writings + bokuto. Softest couple ever. Matching jersey hoodie and cafe dates before practice. @dragonsdreamoffire + shinra (fire force) — himbo + soft girl <3. Shinra loves dream with his soul and never leaves a mission without giving her a kiss @fatgumshoneybun + joker (fire force) — cocky bf with confused/shy partner. He tries so hard with princess and they’re either too confused or sleepy to make head or tails about it. They have the most amazing cuddle seshs though.

@tobi-momo + kageyama tobio — they’d be perfect together. Do doubt. kags always a stuttering mess when momo is in a 5 mile radius of him and it’s so cute I can’t

@angiebug101 + kirishima ejiro — himbo +even bigger himbo. They sound like they‘re on drugs half the time but they love each other. Always taking photos together.

@xetou + aki (chainsaw man) — she broke through him and now he’s stuck with her for life. He doesn’t even know how or when they got together in the first place. Xetou just popped up

@vilbabywritess + bakugou — angry boy with angrier girl. Vil will not hesitate to fuck Bakugou up but they in love I guess.

@lvvrboy + denji (chainsaw man) — seven will fuck over Denji so much he has to fall in love with him. The himbo is so clingy for him is terrifying

@sanemiya + sanemi — angry boy + soft girl. They are legit the “I hate everyone but you” trope and it’s so cute. Miya the only one he listens too with no doubt

@moonlit-xio + p! Denki — it’s the way he’d bully her with love for me. But they would scrap in the streets for some griot no doubt

@kazescartier + genos (opm) — confused bf with chaotic gf. With kaze’s high paced energy she needs someone to mellow her tf out. Genos <3 @myamuraaa + Shindou (Bnha) —flustered sim is the only way to go and shindou has no restraints with that. Also they would come through with the matching fits . @sassi-sunflower + p! Mina — the most chaotic pair ever and I’d love it so much <3

@mads-fairy + kenma — loud gf + quiet bf. Kenma is always so confused on how Maddie has so much energy while after talking to one person he’s drained. But he knows how to settle maddie down

@oikawaplssteponme + hanta sero — they are so flirty and lovey to each other it’s disgusting. They’re are always touching in some way shape or form and kisses are frequent with them

@sobaluvr / @katsupremacy + hitoshi Shinsou — :| + >:) Shinsou is so tired of theo’s antics it hilarious. But like the banter and funny quips? Hand them over to me now!

@fuckasslesbian + p! Bakugou — they’re are menaces to societ when put together. Enough said

@reject-human-return-to-elefante + tenya iida — >:) + :^). They’re a really good match, the right mix of chaos and sameness?? Tenya is so calming for Bat it’s insane. @tododekukisses / @tomiokariceballs + Metal bat — angy couple. They fits? Immaculate ✨✨✨. Will fuck up anyone and everyone. @hvnlymha + shoto todoroki — soft couple ever. They are so cute with each other. Soft kisses and rain shower dates

@miashimaa + denki — the most chaotic, off the hinge, high as fuck couple ever. It‘s a walking dumpster fire and they love it. @vodrea + Reo Mikage — Drea is a clingy mess and Reo loves it. They are so cute together and it’s full of loving looks and kisses @cloudytamaki + tamaki (Bnha) — soft nervous couple. Picnic dates, and late night star watching for them <3 @izukulus + izuku midoriya — match made in heaven. the cottagecore vibes in this are amazing, and they’re so MF cute I can’t @kozumeslove / @kozu-zumi + kenma — soft gf and soft boy >:3. Cat cafe and roller skating dates galore <3 @morosis-haze + neito monoma — asshole + snarky gf. They’d be at each others throat’s 25/8 and it’s so funny to watch it @cubbluv + Mirio — he’s so softtt??? And for what??? Sorry but they’d be a top tier couple @r0manz + yui (Bnha ; class 1b) — it’s legit 😩 + 😐. Roman simps so hard and yui doesn’t know how to react to it. She’s really soft and hate when Roman flirts with anyone else @izukxnnie + Tamaki amajiki — they’d be so cute together. Love letter in lockers and holding pinkies in the hallways omg @rosetheshapeshifter + Bakugou — rose is drop kicking this MF ever, punting him across the fields and having a smaller the entire time @ickyjiki + dabi — the “I hate everyone but you“ trope on clutch with them two. His gaze is softer around Juno and she loves it <3 @ryuvanaka  + denki — friends to lovers trope? Denki is so whipped for yves I can’t. Denki just fizzled out whenever they’re near it’s crazy. @shotos-noodles / @kuroos-ramen + kuroo — the science flirt jokes he would use to try and bag zay. And she’s laughing at his nerdy self. Best couple I say @asaincy + Shoji — Shoji is so nervous around quincy it’s insane. He tries to flirt but it’s so funny. But quincy is so head over heels for him it doesn’t matter. @dollops-of-delusion  + Izuku — Analyst power couple. Delusion knows so much it’s insane and paired with Izu? Off the walls

[the-darklings]

ღ and jeara bestie 🤪

OH BOI DO I HAVE THINGS TO SAY. GET A SNACK FOLKS.

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Jean. He's more prone and used to waking up at the crack of dawn. Clara does it only if she needs to - she's far more likely to stay up way past normal sleeping hours, and he likely has to seduce coax her to bed. If he stays in bed longer it's because she's all wrapped up around him and he doesn't want to move though he would never admit it.

Who’s the one to make breakfast: He's more likely to be up early, so he either makes it or if they're away on business, orders for them. He's bigger on breakfast in general while Clara could likely get by with some coffee and that's about it.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: He's FAR too into little games between them to not try it at least ONCE. Does it half because he wants to and half because he enjoys the suspicious glint in her eyes as she munches on her food - and yes, he might totally end up using this as a stepping stone for some morning seduction but whose counting?

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Jean, Jean, Jean. Honestly, they're more likely to start their day with slow (or not) morning sex just in general. They both have quite the appetites, especially for each other, so that's always on the menu. Slow murmurs of French and kisses against her throat, tugging her close and stroking her skin with a little smirk - it's all part of the fun. Clara more often than not meets him in the middle though, and those times are just perfect for heating his blood to boiling point.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Could be either. Jean, for how calculating he is in everything he does, is also more impulsive when it comes to such things. A big believer in living only once and for yourself, no matter how selfishly. Is 100% the type to drop by the Pit of Vipers and just steal her for the day under the guise of needing her for something important but it's for selfish reasons of waiting to escape for a bit.

Who chooses the movies: They take turns. Neither is in too wildly different things. Jean has a keener interest in historical things while Clara favours thrillers and mysteries.

Who initiates kissing during the movie, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Jean lmao. Definitely, the type to already have his arm around her anyway, stroking his fingers down her shoulder/arm, teasing over the sensitive skin, his nose dipping closer towards her ear where he might whisper something in French for the sheer purpose of distracting her. Only to then dip his nose even lower, his lips teasing over her shoulder and neck. A slow kiss there, chuckle if she shivers (because she always does when it's her neck, and he knows it, and wields this fact as his absolute favourite weapon in melting her) before grasping her chin and kissing her slowly. She may be his viper but it's not long before he's wrapped her in his arms and she relocates from his side and onto his lap where he has access to every inch of her skin. She may grumble and scowl but her eyes glow and her kisses are even hungrier than his. He loses the track of the movie entirely somewhere between her nails scratching and tugging on his hair and her sucking on the skin of his neck.

Who orders lunch: Either - but Jean is more likely to take the lead in most social situations.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Both do it, but Clara more often than Jean. There is still that high-class etiquette he's had to learn stuck inside his head. But when she's in a particularly playful mood, he throws the rule book out of the window. Playful Clara is one of his favourite things, if only because she's an even bigger delight yet a challenge when she's willing to sink her teeth into him verbally as much as he is.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Clara. In fact one of her favourite spots is beside him, resting on his shoulder or even in his lap. Since one of his favourite things to do is play with her hair, he doesn't mind it one bit. There is an insane amount of trust that comes with such a gesture, so that trust in him unsettles him a lot but he rather selfishly indulges in it all the same.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Jean does it all the damn time. He pokes around her things, asking questions she's happy to explain, but once he starts touching things he likely shouldn't she's just :/ mf these things can kill you. Clara gets hers back though. Him on the phone to an important contact? Time to walk around naked or strip for a shower. Then it's only a matter of silently counting how long he lasts before his hands are on her, followed by a low growl of her name in her ear.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five-year-old: Clara : ) and he's happy to take her. They often take long drives and sit on the hood of his car, eating ice cream, and he 100% taunts her about the happy smile on her face even if he's unlikely to admit how much he enjoys the sight of it.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Clara is more likely to do it if only to have a silly picture of him (something about him always looking like he expects someone to paparazzi him and dressing like a supermodel to go buy eggs), and she 100% uses this silly pic as his contact photo. 😌

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Both. Their casual, sexual talk would get a fair few flustered but they do it so casually in between sharp grins. Just the more one pushes the more the other strides forward. It's all about seeing who comes out on top - if it's too easy, it's no fun.

Who cooks dinner: He's likely the better cook of the two, but they're usually too involved with their worldly affairs and attending the Syndicate business to bother with dinner at home. But on the very rare occasion they do, they're more likely to do it together. He enjoys having her close, asking her to stir something only to sneak behind her (not like she's unaware with those razor-like instincts), and kissing her neck while wrapping his arms around her waist.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: As above. But if they do cook, it's both, again, mainly because he 100% uses that time to just play the cat-and-mouse.

Who stays up until 2 reading: Clara. They actually enjoy reading together a lot. It's one of their most subtle ways of spending time together yet most peaceful. She curls against him or lays her legs across his lap and he keeps occasionally stroking his thumb against her inner knee. She finds it rather distracting ofc.

Who stares at their partner while they're sleeping: Both do it to a criminal degree. Clara enjoys doing it by resting her chin on his chest, eyes narrowed with fondness, a small smile tugging on her lips. Jean just stares at her a lot - period. The man has mastered eye-fucking long ago and honestly if eyes could devour. . . but when she's asleep? Curled up in blankets and comfortable? Her hair loose and messy. . . he might let his fingertips trace over her cheek or temple.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep: He's likely to kiss her awake and she's likely to steal the last kiss of the night. When in a particularly wicked mood, she's likely to wake him up with slow kisses across his chest, neck, and finally mouth. Suffice to say, it doesn't take much to rouse him. It's a low, sleepy groan that vibrates against her lips until suddenly his arms are around her and he's dragging her on top of him.

[monkeydlesbian]

time to ship your moots!

*rubs hands together like a little fruit fly* OKAY!

@catchmewiddershins + sukuna: it just. it makes sense. we talk about yuujikuna 🤝 all the time and it even works out bc i get yuuji she gets sukuna. clings to his arm like a little parasite as he looks down at her like she IS one but he LOVES HER TO DEATH DONT BE FOOLED. she loves to tease him and be like I Bet You Wouldnt Kiss Me Right Now. You’re Too Weak. and he’d take the bait like a goddamn fool.

@sems-diarie + bakugou: SEMS KEEPS KATSUKI ON HIS MF TOES!!! she might be just a Leetle bratty but he’s only lying to himself when he says she’s annoying 🙄 he’s so soft for her tho,,,, he let’s her get away with MURDER (as he should) sems is so soft and bakugou looks a little scary and when you see them in public it’s like How Is This Possible but that’s what makes them even cuter.

@shintaroo + bokuto: come on. Come On. it just makes sense. they’re so bright and pure and fundamentally GOOD THEY HAVE TO BE TOGETHER. bokuto genuinely never leaves her alone.... he is literally so enamored with her i know it I JUST KNOW IT. mari actually does need air when they kiss but that isn’t bokuto’s problem 🙌

@marviess + levi: listen i don’t even WATCH attack on titan but have u seen her and her levi anon interact?????????? what the fuck??? that’s love. that is literal love and u can’t tell me otherwise. he is so soft for her??? levi is a scary man but march breaks him down a lil and she makes it difficult for him to keep up this terrifying captain act he’s got going on 😩

@gg9183 + konoha: every day i think about gracinori. every day i think about them. they are so goddamn ANNOYING with how cute they are. they’re the couple u see on the street that makes u HATE being single, because they look so ENAMORED with each other. he’s such a tease and he pulls so much shit to fluster her but OH HO HO! miss gracie has a few tricks up her sleeves herself. mr and mrs jack of all trades 😏

@meliorist-midoriya + midoriya: i literally wouldn’t have said this if they genuinely weren’t perfect for each other. believe it or not i am NOT saying this to kiss kelley’s ass 😁 but her and midoriya just fit together so well I CANT BELIEVE IT every time i think of izukel i lose my mind. they help each other with homework and midoriya indulges in her love for plants. that is love.

@tetsusaki + kuroo: me and mila Just became moots like two goddamn days ago but call milatsu mr and mrs worldwide or something bc they are THEE couple!! they’re so hot together and mila is a little hotter than kuroo but it’s ok bc she still loves him 💔 she loves him despite the fact he started investing before he even left high school and THATS when u know they’re meant to be. kuroo is one lucky mf

@kekozume + kenma: i won’t lie the two of them scare me. feral vibes they are batshit insane together but that’s why they WORK!!! i see the two of them staying up until 4 am doing absolute jackshit together. she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen, and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen👺 yeah but kenma has the biggest soft spot for ami and i can just imagine the two of them lounging around together.... it’s SO CUTE!!

@alto-march-of-death + tsukishima: al my fav tsukki fucker. they are MEANT TO BE u don’t understand like. he’s so snarky but then she snaps back with a little snark of her own and he’s like so this is love.... tsukki might be a little bitch sometimes and tease her a lot but he LOVES HER!!!!! literally so much he can’t even deny it when his friends tease him. he’s so whipped for al and can u blame him 🙄🙄

[gm--requests]

I'm a huge cockslut like I really do get turned on just seeing a dick like I'm the minority who likes dick pics lol what idols come to mind who would take great advantage of this idk if this makes sense lol

I JUST FUCKING TYPED OUT AN ENTIRE BOOK AND A HALF FOR THIS ASK AND TUMBLR REFRESHED ON IT’S OWN AND DELETED WHAT I SAID. I’M GOING TO GO ABSOLUTELY INSANE. anyways lets do it again i guess... 

SO i really like this ask because i admittedly am the same way. i think there are lots of idols that cocky and like to do things like that, because there are so many, i’ll just pick my top 3 “mainstream” groups and talk about them. 

NCT- you all know who i’m going to say. Jaehyun, Johnny, Chittaphon, and Yangathan. 

Jaehyun and Yangyang- These mfs are cocky. they know what they do to you and they know that you like it which presses them to do it more often. they take the type of dick pics where you can’t see their face, their sitting in a chair or something and it’s just their abs and their peen lmfao. and they send it with some dumb ass message like “my dicks cold, come warm it up?” 

Johnny and Chittaphon- they don’t take actual dick pics, they take the ones that are in full length mirrors where they are shirtless or in a hoodie and their wearing sweats (with no underwear) or they are just in their boxer briefs, so you can very obviously see the outline of them. really it’s classy. they say something like “i miss you, can’t wait to show how i much.” 

GOT7- Yugyeom and Kunpimook. good god. these two are on the same level as Jaehyun and YangYang, but their caption/message is normally less cringey and more like holy shit holy fuck please- they have mastered the dick pic. the picture always looks good, like quality wise and they take it in a way that they know is going to have you reeling. yugyeom will probably take it in that low lighting f-boy esque style and say something like, “i’ve been thinking about the way you wrap around me when i fuck you. why don’t you come over and give me the real thing?” and BamBam just doesn’t give a fuck. he’ll take his in the reflection of his fucking expansive windows and say “wish i had you pressed up against this glass, you always moan a little louder when you think someone might see me fucking you, dirty little kitten.”

Seventeen- the answers here are simple, hoshi and dino. now you’re probably like HUH but let me explain: Dino is best boy and just wants to not be babied and he likes feeling like he has the upper hand and he likes being the cause of your flustered reactions and your pleasure. that is what he enjoys, soooo if a quick and easy way to do that is to snap a quick dick pic, say leeeessss!! hoshi just is confident enough to do it. he likes receiving nudes from you so why would he say no to repaying the favor?? I think they both go about it in the same way, which means that it probably 2 or 3 pictures from 2 or 3 different angles, and you can tell they were taken quickly (and that kind of adds to the scandal of it all) and they normally come to you when they are still in whatever outfit they had just finished performing in. they are probably all sweaty and still have their headsets on and they always say something like “a little surprise for my baby,” or something goofy like “my hand slipped.”