#i hate the human body

[nomname]

I'm dead ass serious when I say I want to be reincarnated as a literal rock.

[kiwiwisdeathday]

like dojt get me wrong being flesh and blood is great but do you understand how much better itd feel if I Wasnt

[rustyreveries]

How many times you have farted today?/@i-send-you-random-asks

my anxiety makes me gassy like 24/7 so i'd immediately lose count if i tried finding out lmfao

...also thinking about body functions makes me gag

[sparklev0id]

the fact that people get nauseous from not eating enough / drinking enough water is a massive evolutionary oversight

[raptorofwar]

TWO MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOURS

[greelin]

it is literally called a “happy” trail for a reason.. If you feel any emotion other than joy upon seeing it you should be sent to live on a deserted island by yourself forever. or blow up. either way get out of my presence

[rainbadinosaur]

I coughed so hard smoking yesterday that I can't turn my head to the right 🙃

[spock-smokes-weed]

Having gas is literally the most embarrassing ailment to have.

Like I can’t sleep because I ate too fast 8 hours ago and now my stomach is making sounds only whales understand

[country-feedback]

damn existing is hard

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

oh you don’t hear about it in health class because it’s a fairly new thing and lowkey is probably half a scam 😭 i don’t think there’s a ton of research behind if it actually does provide the benefits it claims to, + it’s a service you have to pay im assuming an astronomical amount of money for. one of those rich people things that is absolutely unnecessary u know. and i only remember it bc she posted the video of the business that does it. doing the process. which was them like rinsing and cutting up the placenta and uh. it was kind of disgusting and had no warning before it so i just remember gagging a little bit bc Ew

Oh damn, I was mostly talking about pregnancy in general tbh I don't remember learning anything about the process of being pregnant at all in health classes But it makes sense we didn't learn about that and now I'm kinda glad

[lovphobic]

putting a bandaid on it sparked a memory reminding me that thats where i accidentally cut myself w the potato peeler. but that happened about like 5 days ago? it was entirely healed up? so why did it just... blister (idk what it was. Boil) up like that??

[pinkcatminht]

I CANT FUCKIN SLEEP IM GOING TO COMMIT RITUAL SUDOKU

[uncanny-tranny]

I just have to say that it's so weird reading how transphobes think of trans bodies as mutilated and gross when they never would have thought my body pre-transition was worthy. The "argument" of mutilated beauty that transphobes have tossed around is just a fear mongering tactic, because they don't tend to actually love or appreciate and see value in bodies that don't "neatly" fit into male and female, with no overlap and no nuances.

[mommyhorror]

I saw Barbie and didn’t hate it, enjoyed some parts immensely, but

THE KENS HAD ARMPIT HAIR. Why Greta ??? . Literally give me 1(one) reason why the male actors weren’t required to shave their armpits. They are playing plastic DOLLS. AND they wear little shorty shorts and do humiliating things because it’s supposed to kind of reflect how men treat women . At the very very very very very least they all should have been hairless aside from their heads. And honestly I would have glued down their head hair a bit more if I were in charge of HMU but anyways

of course the Barbies didn’t have armpit hair ! but of course not - Barbies don’t have armpit hair and neither do we expect to see adult women in film with armpit hair. BUT WHY NOT TAKE IT OFF THE KEN DOLLS?????

[benevolenterrancy]

Jin Guangyao Is In Desperate Need Of Human Contact And Is Constantly Trying To Find Ways To Make Himself Feel Safe: Therefore He Would Definitely Be A Little Spoon, In This Essay I Will

[ohno-the-sun]

Hehe some Luca au scenes that I may get to