#i have cats

[triptoartsworld]

He has a question

Bir sorusu var

[clodkingecho]

Every day my walls get more completed! Just a few more cons (or personal projects) and I’ll be out of room!

I’ve been building my collection for years but hadn’t been able to put it up until recently!

[lower-management]

//I'm sorry but I'd like to appreciate how Neil's answers are always pretty short and straight to the point but once someone asks him about his cats he pulls out a 2 paragraph answer

[fans-of-the-damned]

People with cats or dogs or other small animals that run around your house...

Is it just a general fear that you'll go to go to the bathroom and find them just chillin in the toilet (swimming pool style) or am I just weird?

[fill-me-with-dirt]

Uhm your honor I’m slaying

[kinnship]

imagine you're jeff satur and your extremely attractive coworker makes direct eye contact and does this.

[feralfrey]

i hate that cat treats smell so savory and delicious fuck you temptations classic crunchy and soft for smelling so yummy fuck you greenies i wanna eat you i wanna EAT YOU

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

*leaves a dead mouse in your ask box*

*thanks you and disposes of it when you’re not looking so you think i ate it*

[mollywog]

Most terrifying place in my house: under the couch

[midnightswithswift]

@taylorswift let’s be mutuals? okay, thanks

[freezerburn09]

*in Colin the Computers voice and song*

Why is there pasta

Pasta on the floor

I got my cats out of the kitchen

And closed the door

How did they get in

Are they magical beasts

On my perfectly good pasta they did have a feast

Maybe I'll just make more

Or just go cry on the floor

Why didn't I just close the doooO0000R

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[aviofavalon]

i am the last person to judge someone for their cleanliness or lackthereof; i have been so depressed i festered among mold and fruit flies for months

that being said my dude please do something about the maggots that are coming from your room into mine