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#i have so many great ideas
div-divington · 9 months
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things Remedy could definitely sell in their Official Merch Store that would undoubtedly make them A Sum of Money (a very serious and extremely cost-friendly non-exhaustive list):
- Black mug with the Federal Bureau of Control's seal on it (either the simple, clean, modern all-white version or the full coloured version)
- plushies of The Former. they're cute and i like them.
- mini-fridge that looks like AI10-KE (the Arctic Queen)
- literally just normal stationary with FBC imagery attached. Lemme buy Pope's clipboard.
- Oceanview Motel & Casino keychain
- Inverted Black Pyramid keychain
- Replica posters for all the fun little posters in the Oldest House (Do as you're told! Don't eat the Mold!)
- Get a real actual wizard to curse a buncha rubber duckies so they actually follow buyers around and quack at them (may not be profitable depending on wizard rates)
- The hairclip Jesse gets when she finishes the base game
- just. That poster Ahti has on his office door. Of himself.
- Tiny Little Hotline
- hoodie with Bureau seal on it
- small high-detail statues of Jesse and other characters (Emily, Arish, Langston, Marshall, idk) in action poses (or just dynamic poses)
- a vinyl record featuring literally nothing but Langston's freestyle poetry/rap from AWE on loop (on both sides) (cover art should be a low-res PNG of Langston with 2013 MLG sunglasses Photoshopped poorly onto him and "Langston's Greatest Hits" written in hot pink Comic sans font)
There are also a buncha Alan Wake options too:
- Life-sized cutout of Alan complete with book-holding shelf
- book sleeves so you can dress any unrelated book up as a litany of Alan's literary wonders
- Oh Deer Diner mug
- More of those thermoses (I will eradicate the scalpers that bought them all within literally seconds of them being made available)
- all the Manuscript pages from all the Alan Wake games (including the tiny amount we hear him narrate in AWE) in either an FBC "CLASSIFIED" folder or a dirty envelope
- real gun
- any and all posters from any and all AW games. Like the ones advertising Tom Zane's movies, or the ones telling you to celebrate Deerfest or the ones telling you to visit Coffee World
- plushie of Mayor Setter :)
- plushie of the Coffee World mascot (make it do the terrifying laugh when you squeeze its hand too)
- Barry Wheeler desk statue where the headlamp and Christmas lights light up
- "Not The Worst Mom" mug (PLEASE)
- deer masks
- anatomically accurate Taken-Nightingale statue with removable heart (show me the terror)
- just a framed print out of Alex Casey giving us the Look he always does
- Dr. Hartman's "The Creator's Dilemma" book sleeve so we can bask in his smug smile
- official Alan Wake branded flashlights
- Saga's sweater/sweaters?
- for $3000 Sam Lake just personally shows up at your house and sends you to the Dark Place
feel free to add more
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aerodaltonimperial · 8 months
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hey tony you know what would be big business, letting the wrestlers kiss in the ring
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sixofcrowley · 4 months
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the art i’d produce if my word vomit was not incomprehensible would be UNMATCHED
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consider:
glants but with "property of showfall" written on the ass
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kimtaegis · 9 days
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Destination: your heart Estimated Time of Arrival: whenever you need him ➤ for @jung-koook ♡
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OMG SCOOPED MICHAEL AHHHHH I LOVE HIM SM IM SO HAPPY YOUR FINALLY DRAWING THE LIL GUY
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THE GUY EVER is finally here!!
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months
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Do you like sci-fi and indie animation? Check out Monkey Wrench!
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ricky-mortis · 4 months
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I heard that Corey Dorris sang Show Stopping Number at Innit- so I present: Corey!Hidgens
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splickedylit · 1 month
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Anonymous asked: bill cipher
Ahh, the triangle of the hour! Experiencing a real renaissance on the old hellsite at the moment lmao. Here's this asshole! He can switch his eye and mouth interchangably but tends not to because for SOME reason humans find it "unnerving", "nauseating", "freakish" and "disgusting" 🙄
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somegrumpynerd · 2 months
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Cross has trouble getting to sleep alone in his room and goes looking for a distraction, but ends up finding a solution for both of them
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owlsie-hoot · 5 days
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Salut D'Amour ("Love's Greeting")
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forged-in-kaoss · 3 months
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Romance Dawn Trio in Mock town
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yea-baiyi · 1 year
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reading xie lian’s POV is actually hilarious once you realise xie lian isn’t oblivious at all, he basically guesses most things immediately, he’s just taken the veteran autism tactic of “it’s too much effort to figure out when it’s appropriate to mention that i know something, so i’ll just pretend i don’t know until someone says it aloud”. sometimes it turns into a bit. the truth might be embarrassingly obvious, but social cues are hard, and xie lian has infinite time to wait for the other person to blink first.
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sysig · 9 months
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I think the world is so wonderful... (Patreon)
#My art#Handplates#UT#Papyrus#I have not been able to get this idea out of my head for like - days now lol#It's only solidified the more I read! Heck!!#I dunno if I was necessarily hoping that reading further would point me in another direction but no now this is one of his songs lol#I really like Rugrats Theory actually :) The song of course it's lovely but I even have some nostalgia for the creepypasta haha#Been a while since I read it tho so that's probably just the soft haze of memory talking lol#But the song is still great! I'm partial to the English cover but I like the original as well :)#There are just so many fun lyrics! Especially for Papyrus specifically#''Everything I've been told I believe and yet people that I love just leave'' Gasterrr#''I think I'm old enough to understand so there's no reason to hide from me'' Sanssssssss#Once I returned to the scene of Sans trying to lie to him I just fjdslahfd these lyrics would Not leave me alone lol#I'm also Extremely partial to the second verse surrounding blindness and willful ignorance - his vision problems literal and metaphorical!#I wasn't planning to start a Handplates playlist but I guess by this point it's kinda too late haha#I also tried a different style of shading for this one ♪ Trying to style match a bit hehe#It's fun! Scratchy - tho some of that is from still using my usual brushes lol#I was Very inspired by watching the comic creation playlist - so cool! Very fun to watch and pick up ideas hehe#I knew I forgot something lol dang it - forgot the dash between WDG-2#S'what I get for using pre-plates references :P#For just a quick little thing I'm fairly pleased overall tho :)
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st4rking · 1 year
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tfw you, as a mind reader, have to team up with a man who thinks too much
Slight spoilers in tags
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months
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Detectives at the Disco (Elysium)
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