#i inexplicably love this

[quinngefail]

Me and the guy I'm dating who won't shut the fuck up about the divorce (that was his fault)

Bonus:

[thehappinessmachine]

(me trying to explain fate/go dantes to someone completely canonblind) so remember the chapter where edmond dantes turns into a powerful magical being who possesses people's shadows and fights people in their dreams

[eiilese]

UMMM SO (gesturing)

[bakudekublogblog]

kacchan there is actually a way you and izuku can be together forever i have this crazy inventive solution for you it's called a marriage license

[exfausting]

Late night dinners

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

the cutest little goblin

[tastyflowers]

this longest night I hope you are warm and cosy. I hope you are well fed. I hope you have a soft blanket and a fire (or at least a candle). I hope you can reflect on this year with compassion and look to the next with hope. I hope you can rest in the darkness and feel the sun on your face very soon. The light is coming back, we will make it through!

[mrsometimes11]

Oh to be a Dragon Quest NPC, just chilling, living in a well, on a random island miles from anywhere.

[sciderman]

that's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?

[egophiliac]

well we got kr siz, who is wolf boy diend, not a combination i saw coming... unless he's a cat boy 'cuz he could be a cat burgular

ooooh, yeah, a cat would make sense with the claws too! I think it is supposed to either be cat or wolf, dogs don't tend to get the claw theming like that. 🤔 honestly, Diend is SO opposite from anyone I had speculated on for the furryboy that it is hilarious and I genuinely love this surprising new direction for him. they made (half of) W a catboy, why not Diend too?

(Siz seems pretty far removed from Daiki as a character, but I would kind of love it if he was also a thief, just...in the background. it never actually comes up in the story, he just occasionally leaps in through a window covered in jewels and this is never remarked upon once.)

[malenchka]

cat got his tongue

[thekittyokat]

Hi! Please please please, could you tell me more about your coffin chain ideas?/nf

I am obsessed but barely anybody has jumped onto the ship yet and I am VERY new to the fandom so I wanna wait with making it myself until I know more lol. You are lowkey fueling this entire operations and I wanna thank you for that either way.

(rubs my paws together) you have no idea what you've unleashed anon i've been holding onto this ask specifically bc i've been sapping dopamine from it like a little leech waiting until i had time to hastily doodle up a little dynamics timeline for different stages of the ot4

i REALLY hope this makes sense . i feel the need to say this every time i post abt coffinchain but my ideas are rly specific and i've had time for them to infect my brain like mold so i'm defo ready to accept this all being rly niche and really just for me and like 3 other people

buuut if this little peek into my mind speaks to ANY of y'all i absolutely encourage implore and beg you to send me asks and ideas and whatnot about these 4 bastards literally whenever you want!!

TL;DR one half of the trauma bonded couple reaches out and forms an immediate kinship with the big scary guy that no one likes & convinces his petty boyfriend to let him fw them. then he starts bringing his deranged fbi otter around they start double-dating only for it to become a situationship and then the worst polycule ever

[jae-birde]

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Mumbo Jumbo joining Tommyinnit's Minecraft server was not on my 2024 bingo card, but I enjoyed it so much nonetheless!

(Not pictured is Mumbo's immense and hilarious embarrassment over trying to craft a pickaxe with planks instead of sticks)

[desultory-novice]

"...Where did you get that bone, Marx?"

"From the Cooler Meta Knight. He said I could keep this in exchange for getting rid of the rest."

"Whose bone is it?"

"Dunno. Didn't ask. Doesn't taste like Adeleine's so I figure it's no one we know."

"Should I ask how you know what Adeleine's BONES taste like?"

"Magolor, I know what EVERYONE's bones taste like. It's part of their scent."

"How does that...? Never mind. So, what do mine taste like?"

"Charbroiled chili gumdrops marinated in apple cider vinegar."

"...What?"

"It's completely delicious!"

[knightforflowers]

turns out the best excuse to draw fun new outfit designs for ur blorbos is to put them into an au that only appeals to you & maybe two other people (Ethersea Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep au 👍)

[hoofpeet]

I love how half the people are just not really people. Fav concept

(dittos and zoroarks everywhere. Wonder when a mew'll show up 👀)

I FORGOT some of the legendaries can shapeshift too ... Emmet gets Sugar and spends 3 months in a cold panic that someone will find out and then she's just like oh by the way. almost all of the depot agents are pokemon