#i just dont know. theres no escape

[thickest-slimiest-malware]

GUYSSSS i need to live in a little truck please its importamt for my mental health. i dont a want to see my family

[quietwingsinthesky]

the last unicorn post from earlier has me thinking about the master. that yana is still in there, you know? is still someone he was, if even for a brief flash across the life of a time lord. there’s no way to unlive that life. there are ways to twist it later, sure, to make utopia into hell on earth. but the life was lived. in much the same way that the doctor can remember, can feel, the love he held onto as john smith even as that life is ripped out of his hands. the doctor choose denial and then grief and then to shutter it all away. and so john smith died, and so professor yana died, and the doctor and the master live on. the doctor has done this before, and he lives in orbit around humanity, trying to keep the best parts of them and hold them deep enough to take root (which he can pretend he gets to choose, as a time lord. as a human, it all floods in and can’t be dug back out.) but what about the master, right?

to borrow a turn of phrase: i think there are two time lords left in the universe, and they both learned how to regret.

[hecksupremechips]

I never wanted to make this post but it’s been on my mind for months now and I need to SPEAK MY TRUTH

If Junpei and Akane ever had sex (disgusting don’t make me think about that), don’t you dare tell me Akane would peg him. Because this simply isn’t true. It’s not that Akane isn’t enough of a #girlboss or that junpei can’t be pegged, no. It’s just that if these two fucking idiots ever actually ended up in this situation they would literally have the worst sex I’m talking the straightest most painful shit imaginable. Akane is laying there trying to figure out which fake moans sound most appropriate what kinda facade does she want to put on does she want to sound like SUPER into it or maybe it’d be more believable if she sounded only kinda into it. Whatever makes it end faster. Junpei starts off asking if she’s okay and his heart is pounding but not in a good way it’s a sense of dread and then like 2 seconds in he realizes that this shit is not worth it at all it’s wrong on every level good lord what’s even happening he’s not even trying he’s actually falling asleep. Akanes hair gets caught in something, Junpei is honest to god making bad small talk to make it less awkward, there’s a baby crying next door really loudly, Akane just texts Aoi to call dramatically saying he’s dying just so she has an excuse to leave. She could’ve communicated through the field but she was literally just that bored. Afterwards they do not speak about what the fuck just occurred, they just reevaluate their life choices and watch tv

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

i am once again asking for a fic where sneeg and charlie absolutely just fucking hate ranboo to death like they want them dead 9478392 feet under with his crushed spiked fucked up head like they dont even bother trying to save them

[bunnihearted]

🫎

[curioscurio]

Yooooo you worked at Michaels too?

(Ex-Framing department employee here)

YEA LETS GO EX-FRAMING DEPARTMENT they never even got around to teaching me production it was all wrapping and taking orders :/ Idk how it is at other shops but we only had 3 people working the whole frame shop. One person did ALL the frame assembly and us other two handled everything else. Was absolutely not worth $11/hr. man fuck retail. FUCK Design Hub too, if I may

[arl-the-beloved]

KAITO GETTING ISEKAI'D

Yes i got this from tiktok

[desire-mona]

youtube blocking adblocks is actually fucking crazy (yes i just got ublock origin its fine but that doesnt take away from me being angry)

[slaughtergutz]

I keep seeing like weird mentions here and there about how Joe is stronger than Hiromi and I??????

¿??????????????????

Joe is cut, but those abs aren't for strength, they're for show. (Yes, he absolutely is strong and athletic compared to others, but,)

This is what men who train for strength look like

They aren't skinny lads.

Hiromi is a BEEFCAKE. And I don't have any good pictures of him on my phone so u get this (which is also pretty accurate for people who strength train actually)

Joe probably trains specifically for agility, but that isn't to say larger men wouldn't be able to go toe to toe with him either. He'd have an advantage for aerial tricks I'd assume and honestly I'm mostly talking out of my ass here bc I know jack shit about skating, but I've formerly trained for professional wrestling so that's what I relate it to

Hiromi seems like he's new to lifting so that'd probably be his biggest disadvantage in a hypothetical strength test with the two of em BUT HES GOT A LOT OF HEART-- he would probably pull something by lifting too much bc he wanted to impress the manager lbr

[heartevent]

That crips for e-sims thing always throws me off tbh, I know its disabled people coming together in solidarity for palestinians but I always think they mean the gang when I read it

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

bad wolf soda <3

[sarcophagid]

ok i think ive seen every nathaniel post on tumblr by now

[sonknuxadow]

my take is that sonic generations is a good game i like it and its fun to play but it doesnt deserve to be hyped up as one of the best sonic games . sorry.

[dandyshucks]

something something "fae can't create new stories, it just isn't possible, they are not capable of doing so and doing so would go against their biology, and same with most of the other fae rules, it's all inherently biological" something something "gender is hardwired and biological and to experience it in a way that goes against everything society knows would be impossible" something something,,,,,,,,,,,,,

dandyfae breaking fae rules despite the fact that fae rules are supposedly biological and hardwired into their very DNA ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[ajdrawshq]

on the note of you not getting the best grade at DMing (but a good grade at friend!!!) did you ever get around to reading Kay's zero escape fic I don't even remember when I mentioned it but surely I mentioned it to you right did I :0

... also I have been getting a bad grade in getting back into playing rpgs I'm sory 😭

OH SHIT DID I...... I DONT THINK I HAVE..... i swear i remember u mentioning it to me at some point but i mustve just completely forgot after a while im so sorry;; maybe its somewhere in our dms.. ill check for it there after i wake up (< FOR REAL THIS TIME..) but maybe itd be easier if u sent it again just in case? thank u SO much for reminding me bc i would Not have remembered this myself,,

[elfcollector]

thinking about varric and hawke and "you people have done enough to her." and varric is right, of course — hawke has suffered at the hands of the chantry, particularly a mage hawke. but —

but hawke only loses their sibling in the deep roads because varric brought them, because varric made the mistake of trusting his brother. but hawke only becomes the kind of legend that aches because of him. varric wants to protect his friend, so he hides them away, doesn't invite them to the inquisition — until he does, of course.

and then hawke dies in the fade and it's not because of the chantry or cassandra. hawke dies in the fade because varric asked them to come.