#i just thought it was funny XD

[bebraveaboutit]

1.02 / 2.11 / 3.07

[mysandwichranaway]

if i had a penny for every time i posted a piece i loved only to get two notes i'd have like 5 pennies.

[elitadream]

Peach's definition of a surprise may be a little excessive, but she's got the spirit! 🤭💖

One thing I haven't often talked about but which makes this pairing absolutely delightful to me is how the sheer difference in their social status would manifest in the "small" attentions they show one another. Nothing would ever be deemed too grand or too extravagant for the Princess, especially in the early stages of her friendship with Mario, and learning to apply a moderate level of zeal to her endeavors when trying to express her affection would still be an ongoing process even much later! 😅

(Inspired by this ask sent to me by @zootopiathingz. :3)

[chibitorra]

Loid Forger is so fucking funny.

Like he’s this world renown spy. He’s very sharp and quick-witted. He’s able to pick a person out of a crowd by simply their gait or decode an incredibly obscure SSS conversation about some wine.

But 73 chapters into this story and he still hasn’t picked up on the fact that his daughter is a fucking telepath, or that his wife kills people on the reg.

Like, what is this man even doing lmao

[ryssbelle]

Spiderman and Clay bffs for life

Based on the stickers I have on my wall, Clay is a new edition to my spiderman wall lmao

[dootznbootz]

Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.

And Odysseus listens.

And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.

How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.

[saytr]

Morning doodles (actually from last night, but forgot to add)

[mellarked-katnisseverdeen]

A post went around a while ago about Katniss discovering she can make Peeta melt by speaking all her soft, sweet thoughts about them. And yes, give me this. It's canon.

But I present to you: This starting from something hilarious. Like, say Katniss just after having her wisdom teeth removed. All loopy on the gas.

Katniss IS in fact a human and usually humans need wisdom teeth removed. I am imagineing just a year or so after Katniss begins to heal after the rebellion. It hits. Tooth pain, infection. She (reluctantly) goes to have it looked and is told yea, time for them to come out. Peeta of course doesn't leave her side, untill they make him just to do their job. It's done, he comes back of course and she's still VERY much under the gases effects.

Just. Katniss, very out of it turning to the tech while he comes in. GUSHING about him. Full stop with no hesitation. He hears ALL of it and struggles to breath.

He lets her have a few days before dropping it on her. A smirk as he pulls out her little adoreing comments about him like a sword and she goes a shade of red that is victory in and of itself.

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

my comic i made

[pixelatedraindrops]

Yuma Month: Day 26: Role-Swap

“Welcome to Kanai-Ward! Don’t worry, I promise I’m not suspicious or anything~♪”

[bleue-flora]

It really does always come back to George…

Tommy kills George -> Banishment

L’manberg tries to claim George’s land -> War

George is part of Manberg’s cabinet -> Dream switches sides

George keeps getting murdered -> Revive Book

Tommy burns down George’s house -> Exile

Dream used to give George red roses before he left -> Egg

George doesn’t come to visit -> Jailbreak

George leaves Dream -> Dream bullies guy in Exile, Community House blows up, Doomsday, Staged Finale, Pandora’s Vault

Quackity hurts George’s feelings -> Las Nevadas Finale attack on Quackity

George thinks the dsmp is no longer fun -> Reset

[sourtomatola]

Guilt filled you as you thought about what the boys go through every night. They were torn apart and fixed every night and there was little you could do about it. If you tried to stop them, you might be killed to protect the companies’ investments. If you called the police, they may not care since the boys may not be considered living creatures. If you tried to out the candy company through social media and the like, it might make more trouble for Sun and Moon. Might get them locked away or worst. Like if the factory closed the tours and kept everyone but close workers inside.

“I wish I could do more for you guys. I can’t even sneak anything in for you cause they check everyone’s bags at the gate and stuff.” You frowned sadly. “They even check pockets.”

“Couldn’t you take medicine to keep you from being in pain at least? You know, during the…harvest?” You asked, cringing at the word harvest.

Moon shook his head as he kept drinking from the syrup tube. He tried to suck more, but the tube seemed to have run dry, making him look at it with a sigh. “No, it changes the taste of the candy. And the effects. One time, Freddy found some painkillers from one of the harvesters once, and all of the chocolate and jelly that was harvested the next day was considered tainted and defective.”

You blinked before looking at them. “Chocolate AND jelly?”

Sun rubbed his healing arms. “Didn’t you go through the tour? Many times?”

“Not going to lie, I kind of zoned out after seeing you guys. I was focusing on you guys since…you know, my job was to get the Sundrop and Moondrops.”

“Sorry, habit…But, how are you going to be paid? Don’t you have to be paid to live?” Sunny asked worriedly.

The fact that he was worried about you meant a lot. You had hoped they thought of you as someone they could trust. You may be a PI, but you wanted others to trust you to do right by people. “Don’t you worry about me, Sunny, I’ll be okay. Thank you though.” You smiled. “Tell me about the others though! Freddy is chocolate and jelly??”

“Ooh yeah! So He’s a chocolate covered Gummy bear, and Bonnie is a chocolate bunny.” Sun said cheerfully. “The company turns the candy they take off of them into mini versions of them. Them and Chica are a big hit around Easter.”

“Oh yeah, Chica is like an easter Peep right?”

“Uuuuh, you mean marshmallow and sugar right?”

“Yeah of course! Those are Easter Peeps. What about Foxy, I heard He was something weird...”

Sun made a somewhat disgusted face. “Oh yes! He has a candy shell like us, but instead of space inbetween his endo and shell, he’s stuffed with Peanuts! Bitter hard peanuts. His harvest is usually just a poke to break the shell and get all the peanuts to drain out.”

“Bet you envy him a little.” You smiled compassionately.

You snorted at the thought but tried to stifle your laugh. “I’m sorry, That must be painful, I shouldn’t laugh.” You giggled.

“It is actually kind of funny. He doesn’t seem to mind it too much. I think he might not have much feeling in his legs anymore or something cause half the time he doesn’t seem to notice.” Sunny giggled.

“It’s almost time to open.” Moon suddenly interjected. “You should get going.”

“Oh wow already?? Gosh time fly’s…okay, I’ll see you guys again in a couple days, okay?”

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[r0tt1ngr4bb1t]

POV: You take a Selfie after literally Killing someone with a Chainsaw

[small-spark-of-light]

day 23 was to pick a color palette and stick to those colors(with some blending allowed)

[worstloki]

entering the story and deciding it's your mission to save your favourite depressed, lowkey suicidal, losing-hope blorbo

[pokimoko]

Simon Petrikov

Anon-Orbo wants that Canon-Blorbo obliterated.