#i just want to look like a sexy pirate or vampire

[maybank-archives]

vampire - jj maybank

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warning: +18. NSFW CONTENT. MINORS DNI. oral sex, language, dirty talk

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author’s notes: whenever i write jj's pov...it ruins me. also, sorry for the bad pun :p

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“Y/N, where are you taking me?”

"Just come in, J," Y/N said, closing and locking the door behind us. As the door clicked shut, the party noise downstairs became muted. 

Y/N tried a few times to drag me out of the party, but our friends kept interrupting our chat, so the very best thing she could think of was to lock us in a bathroom. I thought for some reason we were about to have a fight, but to my surprise, Y/N grabbed the back of my head and brought my mouth to hers. I have no idea what’s happening but I’m definitely into it.

“You look so fucking sexy with this pirate costume J,” She says in between kisses “The entire night, I can only think about you,”

“That’s what this is all about?” 

“Yes Maybank, I need you,”

“Well, since you’re a…vampire, instead of sucking my blood…you can suck my dick,” I joked

“You think I would find this funny, but I actually loved the invitation, anything for you baby,” She says sinking to her knees.

Annnnnd, my dick is hard as a rock.

I’m mesmerized by the view, Y/N is hot by nature, but seeing her in a costume, in a fucking lace black short costume on her knees, it’s paradise. She unzips my pants and wraps her fingers around me playing with her thumb in the tip of my dick.

My eyes roll to the top of my head at that first gentle stroke. “You don’t have to do this baby, we go home and I can fuck you properly” I mumble. “This is more fun,” Y/N affirmed. She rubs more slow circles around the tip of my cock. Dear God, I’m trying, but since she insisted…

“Shall we put this mouth to better use then?” I asked with a smirk on my lips.

Without saying anything, Y/N’s wet warm lips close around my shaft, her tongue doing that swirl that makes me lean and grab the sink. “Fuuuuck,” I breathe out a moan. She peers up with a satisfied smile. “You okay up there?” 

“More than okay baby, I’m in heaven,” I respond

If it wasn’t a fucking pleasure already, Y/N makes the most sexy noises as she deepens her movements. She bobs her head up and down in a quicker pace, my hips move before I can stop them as I feel the back of her throat.

Y/N locks her eyes on me, she cups my ball with her hand while the other one rests and digs her nails in my naked thigh. My breath is out of control. It’s way too intoxicating, she could ask me for anything that at this point, I would do it. I love this girl.

"You’re doing s’good princess,” I groan

A sudden shock hits me when I feel her take me out of her mouth and lower herself, her tongue running a wet line at my ball. I could feel my legs weaken. Jesus, this is fucking intense. And it doesn’t stop. She tortures me with her tongue and jerks my cock firmly. Shit, shit, shit I won’t last long.

My balls tighten, my throat became dry as she sucks me again, I manage to say “I’m gonna- I’m close baby…really close,”

The wet sounds fill the room, Y/N keeps hollowing her cheeks around me, she takes turns in between sucking and licking.

“Come for me, baby…I want to taste you,” Her voice sounded more like a whine, in seconds I’m in her mouth again. Her pace is desperate and my mind is not able to form any thought. She gently squeezes my balls again, I can feel her finger massaging a spot that unexpectedly sends an electric feel to my spine. Not gonna lie, that feels phenomenal.

I sink my hand in her hair as she gives my dick a long, hard suck. Teasing her finger deeper, I go off like a firework. I gasp for air and come to the sounds of her moans. Her mouth is wide open as she swallows each tiny contraction milking pleasure from my body until I’m nothing but a mindless mess leaning on the wall.

“Fuck baby, that was…incredible,” I say out of breath, Y/N gets up and cleans the side of her mouth biting her bottom lip. “My turn.” I lift her up in the sink...

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[etaindelaserna]

Random ask, who are your favorite romantic relationship's couples in any media, like anime/manga, tv series, books, etc (can be canon or non-canon)? Feel free if you want to write the reasons or not of why you love them....

I mean…how much time do you have?😏✨ In no particular order:

1) Zoro x Nami (One Piece)

I‘ve been in love with their dynamics from the very beginning: the navigator and the one with no orientation skill whatsoever. Orange and green. They bicker like an old married couple, but respect and trust each other blindly. It started out with Zoro protecting Nami from Buggy’s crew, her helping him out during fights but I fell head over heels for them once the Arlong Arc came around: he read her like a book and trusted her enough to make a point. That sealed the deal. Then he watched over her while she was ill and from there one I noticed how he always looks out for here, making sure she is safe🥺🧡 Just ✨They just make sense to me.

2) Damon x Elena (TVD)

I actually don’t recall when I started to ship them. It must have been slowly, just before the „fake“ kiss happened when Katherine came back, somewhere between their banter and low key flirting. I think I fell for this ship because of the factor Damon. Him being fiercely loyal and desperate to get Katherine back, only to realize she never loved him and then falling in love with his brother‘s girl. AGAIN. The tragedy and the tension whether Elena would fall for him too, made this so fun to watch. The final nail in the coffin was when he told her, he loved her but compelled her to forget. Oh, and of course the dance…

3) Sookie x Eric (Sookie Stackhouse Novels)

The moment Sookie laid eyes on Eric for the first time and him shamelessly flirting with her in front of Bill, I was a goner. Bill always gave me an ick feeling. I just never understood why Sookie was interested in him apart from the fact that she couldn’t hear his thoughts. In the books there was always a spark whenever Sookie and Eric met. I liked that Eric was down for anything as long as it involved Sookie (going undercover to an orgy for example), that he was always (brutally at times) honest with her, that he protected and cared for her no matter what. He respected her decisions. There were no silly games between them. As far as vampire feelings for humans go in this universe, I do think he loved her deeply. As for her: she loved him too but also knew that it would never end well. Such a sassy, sexy ship.

4) Captain Jack Sparrow x Elizabeth

One if my original all-time favourite ships. The sparrow and the swan. I liked their dynamics in CotBP but grew obsessed with them during DMC. Her being restricted by society’s expectations of her and him being the adventurous, clever pirate she had already read about. I mean pleeeeeaaase: the themes alone! She longs for freedom. He and his lifestyle are the definition of freedom. She has a fierce and untamed nature just like the sea. He is in love with the sea. I think Jack brings out her true self just like she brings out his. She matches his scheming talent but I always thought Elizabeth to be more ruthless than Jack. I don’t know what I expected but her ending up alone on an island, married and back in the corset was not it.

5) Hermione x Draco (Harry Potter)

Another one of my original ships. The muggle born and the son of an old wizard family, who hate muggle borns and are/were loyal to the Dark Lord. The drama, tension and potential storylines with this setup is off the charts. I think I fell for them once the 3rd movie came around. That slap and Hermione urging Hagrid to take Draco to the Madam Pomfrey was pure gold for my shipper heart. I started to get obsessed with them when I read the 4th book and they stumbled upon him during the world cup. I always and forever will read this scene as Draco warning them about the dangers of the Deatheaters disguised behind his typical insults. There were both lines in the movies as well as in the books that always made be believe that Draco might have had a crush on Hermione at some point. I was waiting for a redemption arc in the last book which never happened. I also always thought that Hermione needed a partner who matched her intellect to be truly fulfilled and who appreciated her Slytherin traits (cunning, ambition).

6) Sakura x Kakashi (Naruto)

So, this is a complicated one. He is 14 years her senior and her sensei. That is problematic. I didn’t ship them when she was a child. BUT: I liked the idea of them, if the circumstances were different (same age or time travel AU). Kakashi seemed to appreciate her intelligence and her talent for chakra control. He never made her feel weak and he always protected her the best he could. During Shippuden his reaction was always shown when Sakura suffered because of Sasuke. And Kakashi looked rather heart broken and sad for her. He watched over her and cared for her during the last battle. The incredulous (at times murdering) look he gave Sasuke when he mistreated Sakura was glorious. His whole mission was to make sure she survived. So, yeah, if the circumstances were different…also the hand on the cheek is canon🥺 Sakura deserved someone who appreciated her love and loyalty.

7) Claire x Jamie (Outlander)

What I liked about this couple right away (in stark contrast to Frank to whom Claire is married to) was their back and forth, the easiness with which they held conversations with each other and the pure fun they had while doing so. They played off each other without any hassle. Just two people with the same intellect, temper and the same humour hitting it of. This combined with the twist that Claire is the experienced one in all sexual and romantic matters while Jamie is the virgin was absolutely addictive. They just matched. Their chemistry was off of everything that is considered holy.

6) Hannibal x Will Graham (Hannibal)

At first I enjoyed their strange friendship, which quickly turned into mutual respect. May it be due to the actors or how the scenes between them were written but the chemistry was wild right from the beginning. The classical seduction to the dark side trope with a twist: Will is actually just like Hannibal and fights against the urge to kill but actually understands killing. To him just like to Hannibal it makes sense to kill. It even is beautiful. That dynamic hooked me from day one. The back and forth of their ideals. I think Hannibal was rather quickly aware of his feelings for Will. The fact that Will at first rejected him and his whole being but in the end fell for him as well, was fascinating to watch. Just pure and raw.

8) Jaime x Brienne (A Song of Ice and Fire)

I love the tropes surrounding this couple: him, beautiful on the outside but ugly inside and her, ugly on the outside but the heart of a true knight inside. Beauty and the best. Their banter and clash of ideals is what attracted me to them (as well Jaime trying to get a reaction out of Brienne with his constant insults and borderline teasing). The way Jaime unknowingly started to grow a soft spot for the wench and slowly opened up to her, losing his hand (his identity as one of the best swordsmen) to protect her virtue all led to the best scene between them: the bath in Harrenhal. I fully shipped them afterwards. It‘s hard to imagine that Jaime had ever been this vulnerable with anyone but his brother before. He keeps on protecting her and she reminds him of his oaths. Just beautiful ✨

9) Buffy x Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

I was so obsessed with them at some point in my life — it wasn’t healthy anymore. First because of the ridiculous sexy way Spike played around with Buffy as his next slayer to kill. He was cunning and dangerous. Later because of how loyal, funny and good he was even without a soul. Him being a hopeless, awkward romantic while Buffy was straight to the point was a fun dynamic. In the later seasons I felt sorry for him because of how he was used and treated by Buffy but at least he got to go out like a true hero.

10) Beth x Daryl (The Walking Dead)

This was an unexpected one. I liked Daryl as a character but Beth was just a girl in the background who cut her arms. They were pushed together for a few episodes and because their views on life and their experiences were so different, it created this interesting dynamic. Somehow they worked. Daryl helped her get stronger and Beth helped him to deal with his emotions. She was innocent. He was rugged and beaten down by life. There was something delicate between them that was never allowed to grow.

13) Rae x Finn (My Mad Fat Diary)

Just two nerds obsessed with Oasis and each other. Typical teenager drama. Because of her seize and her body and mental issues Rae doesn’t think she deserves Finn or that he is even interested in her. She convinces herself to the point that she gives her v-card to another guy around her body seize. Finn on the other hand has already decided that he likes Rae and is all cute and touchy with her. The cuteness of their relationship and Finn‘s straight forward „Idk what your problem is but I like you just the way you are“ endeared me to this couple. Also Rae is hilarious.

14) Asoka x Rex (The Clone Wars Series)

Another problematic ship due to her being his superior and him being (at least) physically older when they were first introduced to each other. I think it‘s the fact that Order 66 looms on the horizon and all the drama and heartbreak that comes with it, what got me into this ship. Asoka transforms from an insecure padawan who gets her squad killed into a formidable force user and along the way she earned Rex‘ respect. Plus I‘m a sucker for how fierce she gets every time Rex is in trouble/attacked. They protect and care for each other and if they weren’t Jedi and Clone I could totally see them as a power couple.

[denaliwrites]

I'm Starvin', Darlin', Let Me Put My Lips to Somethin'

Peter Vincent x Fem!Reader

Summary: You and Peter argue over what costumes you should wear.

Part 2: I'm So Hot I'd Fuck Myself

Soundtrack: Eat Your Young by Hozier

Requests: Open!

Warnings: Peter Vincent's Love Language Is Insulting The People He Cares About.

"How ironic do you think it'd be for me to go as a sexy vampire queen?" you ask, turning and holding the costume up to your chest so that Peter can get an idea of what it would look like on you.

"I think," he says, wrapping an arm around your waist, "that you'll be sexy no matter what, so you can go ahead and cut that out of the title."

You blush, putting the costume back on the rack hurriedly.

"We need something that really accentuates your tits," he comments suddenly, looking down at your chest. "Don't get me wrong, they're gorgeous enough already, but you need something that really makes them... pop."

"I think they'll do that anyway, Peter," you sigh, holding up the pushup bra you'd already selected, for just that purpose.

"Well, yeah," he agrees, "but they could always pop more."

You roll your eyes, returning your attention to the rack to look through the other costumes they had. "I could be a nurse."

"God, no," he groans. "You're too beautiful to go in something so... basic."

"Fine, fine... how about this?" you ask, holding up another costume. "I could be a satanic cheerleader."

"I love you, and love means never letting your girlfriend go as a cheerleader for Halloween."

Snorting, you return the costume to its place and pick up another one. "Playboy bunny?"

"No."

You sigh, grabbing another costume. "Devil?"

"Ooh, maybe."

"Really?" you ask, about ready to grab it and run to the register.

"No."

"Goddamnit, Peter."

You go through a nun costume, a pirate costume, and a costume that looks suspiciously like the Little Mermaid, before desperately holding up one last costume. "If this is a no, we're going to another store."

"You want to be a sexy Pennywise?"

"What?" You look at the costume, then groan in exasperation. "I mean, no, but if you say yes I'll wear it."

"I..."

"Oh, you can't be serious. This one is a yes? Seriously?"

He looks so genuinely into it for a moment, before he breaks out into a smug grin. "Of course not, put it back."

You want to kill him. You actually might. You have a bra on hand. You have two, actually, if you include the one you haven't bought yet. You could choke a man to death with two bras, yeah?

"What about this one?" he asks, holding a costume up.

"You... I'm sorry. You want me to dress up as you?"

"Well, a sexy lady version."

You sigh, dropping your face into your hands. "The internet is gonna go wild."

He smirked. "Oh, don't I know it. Can't wait to fuck you in it."

[metalheadsforblacklivesmatter]

Things you should not dress up as your Halloween.

Any serial killers whose victims or immediate families are still alive. (Don't dress as Jeffery Dahmer.)

Any cultural specific costumes (Don't dress up as a geisha, Indigenous person, Hawai'ian, etc) I'm aware Hawaiian is an indigenous people but I needed to list the separately in case the reader didn't know.

Any costume that relies on antisemitic or racist tropes (Jynx's style is often attributed to the Japanese style Ganguro but many Black people in the world see this style as Japanese Blackface, witches and goblins with a large nose and dark curly hair are seen as antisemitic stereotypes)

Any religious or spiritual figures from closed practices. (No Voodoo priestess or Kali)

No viking looks with facepaint (there is no historical evidence that Vikings wore facepaint and that myth only started because TV shows used indigenous looks to make vikings look like heathens. So that's extremely anti-indigenous.)

No Blackface. No yellowface (dressing up to look Asian). No dressing up as an Indegous person. No dressing up as a Mexican person. No costumes dressing up as a specific race or ethnicity.

No culturally insensitive costumes. No Nazis. No Muslim suicide boomers. No slaves. No confederate soldiers.

No "sexy schoolgirls" or any outfits that sexualize minors.

No Harry Potter stuff. Please let JKR's memory fade so we can't all pretend like she never existed.

No homophobic or transphobic bullshit. (Dressing in drag is okay as long as it's not transphobic or racist)

No fatphobia or abelism. Missing limbs for your pirate costume is fine but like. No "mental patient" or some "psychopath" or stupid shit like that.

No terrorist. What the hell.

Before you dumbasses are like "Well I guess I'll just not because you're taking all of the fun out up it!" There's a lot of great ideas.

Cosplay characters (as long as you don't do blackface or yellowface. And any Japanese costumes don't include Japanese WW2 styles. You're good.) But fr you'd be suprised how many anime characters have Japanese WW2 clothing styles.

Puns. Everyone always loves a good cereal killer costume. Maybe Taco Belle?

Disney Princess. Same rule as above. No blackface or yellowface.

Animals are fun.

Superheros as long as you don't do blackface or yellowface.

Your favorite book character? Percy Jackson? Dracula? Frankenstein?

Fantasy creatures? Goblins and witches are fine if you don't use antisemitic trope. Werewolves are fine if you don't do anti-indigenous tropes. Vampires. Dragons.

Horror movie villains? There's a lot of good ideas there, as long as your villains don't use anti-indigenous or voodoo or hoodoo tropes.

SCPs

Professions? Firefighter? Teacher? I'll even accept a cop if you want to make a pig joke.

A good period costume? Like a gentleman with ba monocle and cane or a lady in a hoop skirt? As long as it's not Nazis, WW2 Japan, Indigenous, or otherwise offensive.

There's like, so many amazing ideas without being a racist dickwad. And I'd LOVE to see some dragons or SCPs this Halloween. Or some really awesome book character that you hyperfocused on. That'd be SO COOL.

(If you dress up as your favorite book character, feel free to take a picture and send it to the author. That makes their fucking DAY.)

But fr. There's SO many options without being a bigoted asshole, and quite honestly I think those options would be more creative and unique and STAND OUT.

Seriously, though. If I see any kids dressed as dragons, they can have the whole damn candy bowl.

-fae

[dreamcorechild]

THE HANTENGU CLONES HALLOWEEN SPECIAL :D

One day. the four brothers, Sekido, Karaku, Aizetsu and Urogi was getting ready for Halloween. they were at the stores, picking out their costumes on what to wear. Urogi picked out a devil costume because it looks so cute and it will go well with his adorable horns. "Awww. Look at this costume!" He looks at the costume and smile with such joy. The costume is red with black horns and sharp claws. The costume will make him look like a demonic and fearsome being. "This will be perfect for Halloween! What about the other demons? What costume should they pick?"

Curious on what his brother demons will be wearing. Urogi looks forward to celebrate Halloween together. Aizetsu, who was scared of spiders, got frightened by the sight of the plastic spider. He let out a high-pitched scream and hid behind Urogi, and hugged onto him tightly. He was terrified of the spider by his mere sight. He had a scared face on. This sight of the spider, gave him chills up and down his spine. Karaku picks out a vampire costume to fit his "cute" and sexy vibes. The costume is made out of red velvet with black lace accents. It has a long cape and bat wings. He also picked out red contact lens for his eyes.

"I look like a sexy and cute vampire!~" He said with excitement and excitement. He looked at the mirror to see how beautiful he looks. He gave out a cute smile. Aizetsu, who was still holding on tightly onto his brother demon Urogi, looks at Karaku, with such guilt on his face for being scared. He looked over at the vampire outfit and let out a sigh, thinking this costume is just perfect for Karaku. He wants to speak out to them, but he's still too scared to do so.. he continues to hug his brother tight, feeling so weak right now..

Karaku notices that Aizetsu was hiding behind Urogi and feeling scared. He smiled at Aizetsu with such kindness and comfort towards his brother demon. "Why are you so scared my dear brother Aizetsu? Don't be so weak and don't be so scared, I am here to protect you! We're brothers for crying out loud!" He gives his brother a sweet smile and pats him comfortingly on the head. Sekido, the demon of anger, looked at himself and noticed that he was given the tooth fairy costume by the stores which angered him with such Fury and rage. He wanted a powerful demon like himself. Instead, he was given the most girlish, weakest excuse of a costume by the silly costume stores. His face was filled with an expression of disappointment and depression. He didn't know what to do..

The other demons laughed at Sekido, who looks very upset that he got assigned with the tooth fairy costume. He was ashamed to look so feminine and girly. So, he got even more pissed about it. "Grrrr. How dare you mock me for such ridiculous costume, I am a demon.. Not some fairy!! I will show you who's the boss around here…"

Aizetsu, who is being very pathetic over a plastic spider, looks back at his brother and shakes his head at Sekido's comment. "Mmnff.. Hey, I-it's okay, S-Sekido. I-its not that b-big of a d-deal.."

Aizetsu still didn't want to leave his demon brother, which is why he still keeps hugging him tightly.. "L-let's just g-get out of here quickly.. I-I don't want to be l-laughing stock here." Karaku took out an extra costume he brought for Aizetsu. The costume is made out of black fabric with a pirate vest filled with lots of pockets. He also included the pirate hat with such a cute and jolly smile. "My My! What a perfect costume for my dear Aizetsu~" He gives him a cute wink and hands the costume to him with such care and thoughtfulness.

Aizetsu, who still looks scared but is less scared. Looks at his pirate costume. His eyes lit up on the sight of the costume. He feels comfortable now. He let's go of his brother, and picks up the costume to himself. He looks at Karaku with much love and affection. He puts on the costume. "T-thank you so much, bro! I-I love it!" He giggles with joy, and wears the pirate hat in his head with such glee. Sekido, who was pissed at the demons for laughing and mocking him, started to glare at them in anger.. "So you think this is funny? To embarrass me and make fun of me?? Do you know what I can do to you guys!?"

He let out a loud sigh, and shook his head. "Screw it, this costume is dumb. I'm ditching it and I'm coming out as myself, I am Sekido, demon of anger! I will not wear that stupid girly costume, end of discussion!" Karaku just laughed at Sekido's reaction. He found it funny how Sekido is so pissed and angry over a small thing like this. He waved his fan around with a big grin on his face. "Oh my My!! Look at you so angry over a costume!~" Karaku continued to laugh and smile at Sekido's anger. He found it adorable and charming on how he would be able to get such angry over something small.

Aizetsu, who was feeling a bit happy and relaxed. Looks at the rest with a smile on his face. He felt happy for everyone and their costumes. "Hey, guys, you look amazing! Everyone looks amazing!" He gives a cheerful grin. His demon form, is also very beautiful and handsome in his pirate costume. His pirate costume has so many pockets, especially for the black fabric top. "Let's just go back to our homes, and start getting ready for Halloween!" He speaks out to everyone with a smile on his face..

Urogi hid the Tooth fairy costume in his back, snickering with such mischievous intent. He looked at Aizetsu with pure satisfaction on how he looked in the pirate costume. "I think someone looks very adorable!" Urogi pinches his cheeks playfully, giggling like a little school girl who spotted her crush. He was also in his pirate costume, he wears a big red scarf around him and a black pirate hat, he even wore black goggles over his eyes. "Let's do it!~" Urogi nods with joy.

[...]

Karaku sung the song "This is Halloween" from the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas. "This is Halloween, This is Halloween!~" He continued to sing, doing cute voice acting as he sings along the song. He carved the pumpkins together with his brothers. He felt great and cozy in this moment. "This is such a wonderful moment for us all. Let us continue to enjoy our time together~" He smiled with such warmth and care towards everybody.

Urogi also sang along with the song, doing such a cute voice acting that makes him sound like a girl who's filled with such a joy to her voice. He sang with a girlish voice and does his best to imitate such voice acting that makes him seem like a girl. "This is Halloween, This is Halloween!~" Urogi giggles like a girl after he sang it the first time. He continues to sing with such happiness and joy. "The moon and the candlelight." Urogi makes his voice deeper at the part.

Karaku also does a cute voice acting that makes him sound like a girl. He sings in such a cute and girly voice that makes him sound like a kid who likes cute things. He sang with a cute and innocent voice. "A horror show! A death-row play.." He made a sad expression on his face as he sings this part. He sounds so adorable. "On the haunted mansion!~ Oh~" He makes a really shocked expression on his face when he sings that part as if he has seen a ghost.

Aizetsu, who was carving the pumpkin quietly. Stares at Sekido. He feels scared of him. He gets a chill down on his spine from Sekido's cold glare. He doesn't say anything. He continues to carve his jackolantern pumpkin. He carves such detailed work on it, making it look as scary as a skeleton. He's still afraid of Sekido's glare. "Shhh..! Hah hah hah~" Sekido, heard the cute laughs of his brother demons. He felt disgusted upon hearing them laugh. He wants to teach them some manners..

"Shut the hell up! Stop laughing like damn baboons and stop being such weaklings who are scared over little plastic spiders, You are all demons!! Demon of anger, you show no rage but fear? And demon of sorrow, you feel no pain nor despair??.. Disgusting.." Sekido glares at them with disgust and rage in his eyes. He continues to look at them with such malice on his face… The demons, Karaku and Urogi, force Sekido, the demon of anger, down onto the floor. Karaku puts on the ridiculous and feminine tooth fairy costume onto him.

"Awh! He looks so adorable in that feminine costume!" Karaku laughs out loud at Sekido's reaction. Urogi smiles at Sekido, who looks angry in the feminine costume. He thought Sekido looks cute in his costume. "He looks so adorable, Sekido.." Aizetsu just stares at Sekido with such amusement. "My my! He is so cute in his little feminine costume! Maybe i should make him kiss my feet for being such a cutie~"

Karaku says this in such a teasing and playful way. He enjoys getting a reaction to Sekido whenever he could. He would even make cute faces and pose as he says this. Sekido would get pissed at Karaku's reaction. Karaku looks at Sekido with such amusement and joy. He giggles with delight and glee. He couldn't stop the excitement of teasing Secido in such a way. He looked extremely pissed, but he's also trying his best to resist from taking the tooth fairy costume off. He felt angry at the way the demons are acting towards him.

"T-This is not funny!" He tries to force out the costume, but the demons were forcefully pinning him down against his will, he couldn't get out of it. He felt embarrassed and humiliated. He wanted to punch and break all of them, but he couldn't due to the demons pinning him down. He started to blush with embarrassment and frustration.

Aisetsu let's out a loud high-pitch cry, after seeing there's a spider on his jack-O-lantern pumpkin. His eyes widened up with such fear. He starts to sweat a bit, and feels his legs shiver. His eyes were wide open and he couldn't stop staring at the spider. He quickly took off the spider away, and covered his face with his knees. He continues to scream and shout for help and rescue.

Urogi heard the scream from his brother. He felt scared, and rushed over to investigate the big uproar. "Aisetsu, what is wrong, why are you screaming so much?" Urogi looked around in shock and panic. He went over to the jack-o-lantern to see the scary, huge spider on it. He screamed and hugged his demon bros like a coward from the horrifying scare. Karaku quickly rushes to Aizetsu to rescue him. He takes the spider off the jack-o-lantern, and smiles at Aizetsu with such comfort.

"There there, little bro! Its just a spider! Your older brother, Karaku, is here to protect you!~" He gives Aizetsu a sweet smile as he picks him up from the floor. "Stop being a coward and don't be scared of such a tiny spider! You're such a baby, Aizetsu!" He says this in such a playful manner.

Aizetsu trembles as he clings onto Karaku. He was too scared to speak, so he remains silent. His voice was still filled with sadness, and his eyes were wide opened from the fear. He was hugging Karaku tighter than any normal person would, because he's just so scared. He was afraid of the big spider that was just sitting on the jack-o-lantern. This caused Aizetsu to be paranoid as he looks around to see if there are anymore spiders around him. He wanted to hide somewhere, or else he is going to cry again.

"There there. It's just a simple creature. Aizetsu you shouldn't be such a coward at all times. Your brothers are here to protect you and there is nothing you should be scared of. Don't be like this every time we have a little bit of fun. It isn't fun! So buck up and stop being a crybaby Aizetsu. You're a demon, remember?" Urogi lectures Aizetsu with his brother energy. "You big wuss." Urogi pats Aizetsu on the head.

Aizetsu still feels his chest beat, after being so scared of the spider. He looks at his demon brothers, and felt embarrassed to be such a crybaby in front of them. He tries to hold back his tears of fear as they scold him. "I-I'm so s-sorry.. I-I'm just so s-scared of s-spiders.. I-I don't know d-why.." He said this as he was almost crying.. Karaku was a bit annoyed at Urogi lecturing Aizetsu. He felt bad for Aizetsu, who got scared at just the sight of the spider. He hugs Aizetsu, feeling a bit bad for him that he gets so scared.

"Aizetsu, just take it easy kid. Don't let my brothers get to you. They don't understand but i understand and know your fear of spiders. I will protect you from those filthy spiders. Grrr!!"

The green demon of anger was angry at the spiders, showing such protectiveness for Aizetsu. Aizetsu, who was hiding his face on Karaku's shoulder. Looks at Sekido with such fear at his anger. He clings onto Karaku as close that he could get. He feels so pathetic being so scared and pathetic.. He's supposed to be scary, yet he is so weak.. "I-I'm sorry, b-bro.. I-I should be s-scarier.. B-but I'm just s-so scared of t-the spider.. And it's n-not even my f-fault.." He still holds onto Karaku tightly..

Sekido sighs. "Whatever.. Just hurry up and get your damn costumes. I am tired of waiting. Also, you guys dont look scary to me at all. You look pathetic." He stares at his demon brother, in anger. He rolls his eyes and waits for them to finish. His tone sounded disappointed and harsh to his demon brothers. He starts to get impatient and angry.

"Hmph. You talk big? You have the most pathetic outfit I have ever seen. The tooth fairy costume is for girls, you look like you're ready to go to princess school!" Urogi snickers and laughs at Sekido. He looks so ridiculous in his pink tooth fairy costume. "Heehee!~" The demon of tricks, laughs in a cute girlish way. He looks so mischievous in his outfit that you can't tell if he's a boy or girl at all in that outfit..

Sekido's eyes widened up in anger at Urogi's remark. He felt angry that he was made fun of at having such a feminine costume by his younger brother "Shut up!!! You brat!! You shouldn't be talking! Also, I didn't even have a choice to pick a better costume. The tooth fairy costume was the only available costume! Besides, its not that feminine, you brat!" He looked away, slightly embarrassed that he got made fun of by Urogi. He looked at the ground, with his arms crossed as he huffs at Urogi's remark.

Urogi smirks and giggles with such mischief. He continues to laugh at Sekido, who was being a wittle bit of a crybaby about him wearing a girly outfit. He found it amusing to his amusement of making his older brother mad. "Ohhhhh.. You look sooooo pretttttyyyy~ You can even be my wittle sister, Sekido~" He starts to speak like a little girl, in a high pitch girly voice. "Awwweee, I am so cuteeee~" He said this while laughing.

Sekido turned to face Urogi with such annoyance in his eyes "I AM NOT YOUR LITTLE SISTER BRAT!! You look more girly than I do, and I'm supposed to be the demon of anger. I look like a badass wearing this costume, ok!" He tries to defend himself from looking like a wuss at Urogi's statement. He continues to be mad at Urogi for making him angry and for making fun of him. Aizetsu just stares at Sekido with such a shocked expression. He can't believe what he is seeing. The demon of anger, being such a big crybaby. He thinks it's funny to see Sekido get mad. He covers his mouth when he laughs out loud.

"W-woww.. I-I can't believe t-that a demon of a-anger.. Is s-such a wuss.. B-but this j-just made my Halloween better..~" He says this in such joy and laughter. "Aww, little Sekido looks cute in his wittle female costume~" Karaku said with such a teaseful tone as a response to make to Sekido feel worse. He also found it hilarious and amusing to watch his older brother get mad from the little boy who teased him. "Maybe you aren't the demon of anger after all.. Maybe the demon of shame or the demon of embarrassment suits you better~" He continues to smile at Sekido with such amusement and laughter.

Sekido got extremely mad, he felt humiliated and embarrassed as he continues to hear Urogi and Karaku laugh at his costume. He felt so pissed, and felt like wanting to beat the two with his Khakkhara. "Enough laughs you two.. Im banning both of you, from eating candies and trick or treating for 500 years!! You both are not allowed to take a single step out of this house!" He stares at both of them, with full seriousness and anger, holding back his feelings of wanting to beat them up with his Khakkhara.

"What!? W-we can't eat candy and trick or treating for 500 years? That's so unfair, big brother!" Karaku was so annoyed when he heard the ban Sekido enforced on them. He couldn't resist at wanting candy on Halloween. "Why would you ban us from trick or treating for 500 years!? It's a holiday and we should be allowed to celebrate it!"

He says this as he looked at Sekido with such annoyance and frustration. "Wah! Five hundred years! Five hundred whole years! I will be too old and probably dead! This is so unfair! How shall I get my sugar high without candy to eat?!~" Urogi says this as he teases Sekido with his fake tears of despair. Urogi sees Sekido's sigh of disappointment and frustration. He continues to tease him. "Aw, does the demon of anger want to cry? Aw, you look like you'll burst out with tears!" Urogi snickers and laughs at Sekido, holding back his laughter so hard that he felt he was going to pop his guts.

"huff huff huff"

He was trying to control his anger so hard that he was fuming so hard. He was so pissed at Urogi, for teasing him so much. "If you don't stop teasing me, I will throw my Khakkhara at your stupid face!! Then I'll see who's talking." He stares at Urogi, with so much anger in his eyes that it felt like he wanted to smack him with his weapon. Urogi and Karaku heard the alert about it being time for trick or treating. They both were suddenly happy, excited, and cheerful about it. They wanted to go trick or treating and experience all the candy goodness. They immediately get up.

"Yay! It's time for trick or treating! This makes me so excited and happy! I want to get so much candy in my gut!~" They both looked so excited in anticipation for the day to come. They looked so cute and adorable in the moment. Their inner child in them came out in an instant. Karaku nodded his head as he saw the sunset. He got happy instantly. He smiled and laughed a bit as he got so excited to go trick or treating for candy. He was so childish at the moment when he starts to grin like a little kid

"Yay! Trick or treating time! I want candy, candy, candy!~" He got so giddy in the mood and started to act like a child, as his inner child in him came out from inside him. He was like an innocent child, acting like a happy puppy. Aizetsu felt happy to go trick or treating, and his inner child came out instantly. He giggled excitedly in joy. "Yay! I wanna go trick or treating! I wanna get so many candies!~"

He couldn't contain his excitement any longer. He smiles in such joy as he looks at his brothers. "Let's go, brothers!~" He says this in such joy to Urogi and Karaku. He pulls both of them to go to the door. Urogi and Karaku heard the stomping of Sekido from behind them, who was chasing after them. They look behind their back and sees the Demon of Anger chasing after them, looking so angry and mad. They both started to laugh.

"Quick run! It's the Demon of Anger!" Urogi and Karaku ran out the house, with Sekido still chasing after them with such anger and rage. They laughed out loud while running outside. Karaku sees Sekido following behind him with such anger. His ears twitch back and forth, and his eyes turn to the size like cartoon character of him having hearts in his eyes. He looks at his brothers who were running ahead of him, and looked at Sekido, who was following behind him.

"Woah! Look guys! A real demon of anger! A demon of anger who is chasing after us with such rage and anger!!" He said this as he was joking, with such excitement on his face with joy. "Wahhhh!! We have to run faster!"

Urogi and Karaku ran faster, with such delight and happiness. They both couldn't stop laughing and giggling. They wanted to see Sekido's angry face get so red in rage to the point he starts to steam up. They both were just so amazed and amused to see this happen. Urogi runs into the bushes with Karaku nearby and looks around, seeing Sekido running in the distance. "Wahahah! Look at him! Such an angry demon of anger! He looks like he's about to explode!"

Sekido glared. "Why you little shits! Get your butts here now!! You're banned from trick-or-treating for eternity! I don't wanna see you little buggers outside! Otherwise I'll smack you all with my big Khakkhara!! I'll be watching you, from the window!!" He continues to shout at them, with such a scary tone. His voice was booming and scary.. He was not joking, he was dead serious about banning them from trick or treating. He was still mad at them for making fun of him..

[wetcatspellcaster]

Top 5 subclasses you’d like to see added to bg3? (This can be because you just like it or because you’d like to see how it would be implemented. Go wild).

Oooooh, this one is very sexy of you, anon.

DIVINE SOUL SORCERER. (My Durge fanfic that I'm drafting made her a divine soul sorcerer bc it is both 1. the sexiest subclass ever invented 2. the one that makes the most sense for durge and I'm mad about it) 1b) Path of the Zealot barbarian for many of the same reasons.

Circle of Stars druid. With an option for constellation tattoos. Star ladies pretty.

Pact of Undead Warlock (add Strahd to the vampire soup or Cazador as patron for true unhinged levels of play. Also they have to animate Form of Dread - need I say more?)

Echo Knight - I understand that this is a Critical Role copyright issue but it would be very, VERY fun (much more fun than champion) and also... Lae'zel as an Echo Knight. Hot.

Swashbuckler Rogue. Look. I know it's OP. But pirate/duellist aesthetic, and perpetual sneak attack, my beloved <3

Special Mentions:

College of Glamour bards, but I get why they chose the Bard subclasses that are more combat oriented.

Bladesinger wizards. Do I think it would be good? Not really. Do I want to give Rosalie a sword and Astarion a heart attack? always.

[mermaidsirennikita]

Do you have any good wlw romance recs? Like explicit?

I do, but I will say--one thing I've noticed about f/f romance is that they are often less explicit than m/f and m/m. And I do tend to wonder why that is. There's of course the issue that f/f is less common in general than m/m and m/f, but.................... I also think there's a fear of being accused of sexualizing sapphic relationships. Which, totally get; but sometimes you want to read a hot sapphic book, I don't know what to tell ya.

Anyway, I would recommend checking out:

A Long Time Dead by Samara Breger. Not out until 5/16, but I recommend getting it ASAP. It's a vampire romance--one heroine is a lesbian, the other I think prefers women but is most likely bisexual. It's this decades long push/pull, and the sex is reeeeally good. There are some D/s vibes, "good girl"-ing, the strap gets broken out. One heroine also does have on-page sex with another person before the relationship fully gets going; this other person is a trans woman, and I really like how that sex scene was handled, both in terms of consent and in terms of a REAL trippy vibe. Such a good book. Here's my full review.

The Fiancee Farce by Alexandria Bellefleur. If you're more into contemporary romcom vibes, this is a marriage of convenience book with two bi heroines. It's not as explicit as others. There is one full sex scene, and one interrupted sex scene. Very cute if you're looking for something a bit gentler. Full review here.

Mistakes Were Made by Meryl Wilsner. A much sex-heavier contemporary. This one has a heroine who's in college and hooks up with an older woman at a bar... only to find out said older woman is her new bestie's mom!!! It's hot. A lot of sneaking around (both characters are out, to be clear). A lot of really good sex.

Queen Takes Rose by Katee Robert. This is one of Katee's Wicked Villains books, and that series is pretty high heat. It's basically a Maleficent/Aurora books but modern--older woman/younger woman, a deal with the devil/contract situation. Very hot.

Katee also has a f/f pirate book coming out soon, and Stone Heart is a f/f book of hers that's basically Medusa/Calypso, but modern. If you're open to m/f/f, The Sea Witch is a triad book that's Ursula/Ariel/Eric. Everyone is together, but there's a bit more emphasis on the f/f aspect, imo.

The Conquering of Tate the Pious by Sierra Simone is a medieval historical romance (not sure if it's available individually yet, was originally released as a part of the Villain I'd Like to F... collection) with a villainous Norman invader lady and an ABBESS. Kinda dark, super sexy, objects are used.

Olivia Waite writes explicit (though not super hardcore) historical romances--The Lady's Guide to Celestial Mechanics is one I would recommend. Cat Sebastian has a f/f novella with one explicit sex scene, A Little Light Mischief.

Hope this helps! It can be difficult to find good f/f books, not because they aren't there, but because there are fewer, they aren't traditionally published as often, and they just aren't discussed as much, unfortunately.

[snowwolflover]

A deal is a deal

part 7

"What was that all about?" Kat asks as we go through the door to the parking lot. "Just laying some ground work, In case" I said with a small as I unlock the car and we all started to get in. I held the top of the back door as Grace got in side and then I closed it for her. I sat down and myself and asks "everyone ready?" looking directly in the mirror at Grace. "ya" both of them reply. "Ok how about we head over to the Halloween store to look around and get ideas for the party. we have to come up with something big and fast." I ask the girls. Both agree to come with me and we head over. The Halloween shop had opened up inside of our mall so I wasn't shocked that the girls would be ok with some shopping. We get to the mall and find parking in the structure. We made our way inside and started walking the mall. "So shopping first or Halloween first?" I ask the girls. "Halloween shop first, we may need to get some extras at the other stores depending on what we pick out" Kat replied. "That's a good point" Grace added and then continue "but I do wanna look at some stores after for sure if we can?"

"Yes dear, we can take a look around" Kat says as she gives her a hug.

We make our way to the Halloween shop and start to look around. We find the adult style costumes and look through them, "Let's see what they have... Horror icons?" I say. Kat laughed and says with her fingers as air quotes " I think you mean Hore icons". Grace burst out laughing. "Ok what about angels and demons? Or even Vampires" I say next. "That could be fun" Grace replied as she pulled down a Vampires dress and holds it up to her body. It was a long black dress with some red velvet on the front. "Sweetie, We need to make people want to come to us. Your hiding all the best parts in that" Kat says as she points to the chest and collar on the dress. "Maybe something like this at least" She added as she pulls down a long black skirt that had wide high slits in it so your legs would be showing almost all the way up. Then she grabbed a black corset and held that up to her body "Or this" she says. "Ok guys, How about we each get 3 things and then we will all try them on and see what we all think." both girls agree and we start looking around.

Once we get the ones we like we all head back to the dressing rooms. "Ok, Everyone ready? Let's all do the first one and then. ome out and show it off." I tell them. All 3 of us enter the dressing rooms and start to change. A few minutes later I hear Kat call-out, "Everyone ready? let's go on 3. 1...2...3" all 3 curtains swing open and we all step out. I'm wearing a sexy police officer costume. Body tight, short shorts and the dark glasses with it.

Grace is next and she picked an fairy, It's a short pink and white dress with cute wings on the back.

Kat was wearing skin tight black pleather pants and a black corset. She had a Son's of Anarchy sweater on to but still had her chest out.

we all looked at each other's looks and critique what we liked and didn't like. Kat said "If we go with the fairy, I'm going to be the dark Fairy!" Grace smiled at that and I corrected"You mean the sluty one!" as I walked back in to try on the next look. "Your not wrong" Kat said as she slipped in her room. a moment later we heard Grace calling for help.Kat peeked in on her and the zipper had gotten stuck on her fairy costume. She helped her get it undone and off. Kat gave Grace a pat on cute pink panties and went back to her dressing room. Everyone got changed and we called out for number 2. everyone steps out and again we look around. I was in a pirates one this time. a tight red top with a black skirt that hung down the middle and to a side but left a lot exposed.

Grace had on a French maid this time. Typical look with black and white lace through out. The chest had an opening but still more covered then Kat would have picked.

Kat was in a school girl uniform. Green skirt and the tie top shirt.

"again seemd to easy for the party, and this time I mean the idea not you Kat" I said with a laugh. "Oh mine was to easy, I didn't know Grace was going to pick her work uniform again" Kat replied with a laugh. Grace Had a look of shock on her face for a moment and then said "At least we aren't the ones trying to give out the booty" as she reached over and grabbed my butt that was indeed hanging out of my costume a bit. We all laughed and went back in for the 3rd look. We all took the time to change once again and then called to come out one last time. Grace stepped out first in hers. It was a vampire, shirt red and black dress with a petticoat under the skirt. She had a high back red collar on it.

Kat came out in a circus ring master look. The top hat and tight body top looked great.

Last was mine and I was in a moulin rouge style look. A sexy dancer with black lace all over.

"Wow" Grace says as she looked at both of us. She pushed the two of us next to each other and looked at it again... "That's it." she said. "We do a moulin rouge, burlesque show. We charge a fee to come in and see it" Kat smile, "I love it. we get a bartender and sell drinks inside too? maybe we can ever rent a stage?" she says. "What if we get the guys to come in with us and have a magic Mike style vibe too?" I add in. I bet they would be up for it." "She just wants to see Colt with out a shirt on" Kat laughed.

I ignored her comment and pulled out my phone. I texted Flora first and pitched the idea of doing our thing for the party with the Guys and splitting everything 50/50. She sent back quick and gave me the thumbs up. "This one's on you" she said. It felt like a lot of pressure but I was happy she gave the ok. Next I sent the message out in the sorority chat to see if the girls would all be up for this idea. It only took a few minutes for all the messages to start to come in. Everyone seemed like they support the idea. So far so good. We all talk about how great this can be and start to get excited. "Now I just need to get Colt on board" I say. Kat looked and me and said "He would do anything to get you on board" as she ran her hands down my body and did the pumping motion. We all laughed at her being crazy and then went back in to start getting dressed. Once we were all good we started looking around the shop more for costume pieces and accessories that would go with it and some props we liked. We found the things we liked and checked out with our bags. We decided to take the bags we got back to the car first then to look around some more.

After we dropped off the stuff we started to head back inside. I thought I saw Grace dancing a little so as we got back inside I asked if we should make a quick stop at the bathroom before we started shopping. The girls agreed and we headed that way. As we got over to the restrooms we saw the lady's room was closed because they were doing some work in there. There was a family lounge and restroom in the same area though so we were all able to go in there. Kat went ahead and went in to one of the single restrooms first, Then the other door opened. I started to push Grace to the bathroom and sit down next to a mom who had two toddlers next with her but instead Grace grabbed my hand and pulled me with her. I went in and we closed and locked the door and I turned and looked at her with an inquiring look. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it's ok, it's not like you haven't seen me before. as she walked over to the potty. She stopping front and turned around and looked at me and just stood there for a minute. I walked over to the sink in front of her and stood there looking at her, "Go ahead little girl" I told her. She lifted her jursey up and pulled down her shorts and pink panties and sat down. I could hear her start to go as she sat there. "Are you ok little one? do you need me to help take care of you again?" I asked. She looked up at me with the shy look on her face but didn't really make a move. "Maybe I should go ask that nice mommy outside if she happens to have an extra pull up I can borrow? what do you think?" I ask. She again just kind of looked at me and then shrugged her shoulders again. I thought about what to do for a minute and then I walked over to her and helped her to her feet. I grabbed some toilet paper and wiped her clean and then flushed the potty. I took her by the arm and walked her across the room and put her face first in the corner. I lifted her jersey up more and tied it into itself so it stayed up and then told her to stay there until I said she could come out. I went over and used the bathroom myself watching her stand in time out with her bare bottom on display. When I was done with everything I washed my handed then pulled her out of time out and pulled up her pants and underwear and made her wash her hands. I grabbed her chin and looked her in the eyes and said in my best mom voice, "I expect you to be a good girl the rest of the day otherwise that won't be the last time I take down your pants and you end up in time out. Next time you'll have a bright red bottom too!" She shook her head yes and we walked out to meet Kat who was on her phone.

We started to walk the mall and stopped in Sephora to get new makeup both for day to day and special stuff for Halloween. We walked around some more stopping in some clothes stores looking around and then some shoe stores too. Kat got herself a new pair of black sey heels for Halloween. When we got to down more we past by BoxLunch and Grace begged for us to take her in. We took her inside and she was looking at all the fun stuff. She really liked a cute Lisa Frank shirt with a unicorn on it, She found a lounge fly bag that was Disney princess and a pair of PJs that had a matching shirt and pants combo and where carebares. we looked around at more stuff for a while and then before we left I got Kat to keep her busy for a little while and I snuck up and bought the 3 things for her. I tucked the Purse and Shirt in another bag and just left the PJs in the store bag. We all walked out and I handed Grace the bag. She looked inside and screamed when see saw the PJs. she thanked us both so much and was so excited for them. As we completed the last part of our trip around the mall we went in to Victoria secret and looked around. We took our time looking at everything and asking each other opinions about thing. we collected a few items to try on and keeps looking around. Once we were ready we asked for dressing rooms to try things on and I noticed that Grace only had a workout outfit and a small sports bra in her hand. We all got around dressing rooms and then I stepped out of mine for a second and knocked on Graces door.

she opened the door to me but she was standing there in just the new sports bra and her pink panties, "Yes ma'am?" she asked. "Sweetie, you didn't get much? was there nothing else you liked? I'll help if you want?" I told her, trying to make sure she didn't stress over the price. "She shook her head and said "No, nothing I really liked or in my style" she answered. I wasn't sure but I let it go and went back to trying on my stuff. When we were all done both Kat and I had found a few pairs of panties and a bra or 2 we liked. Grace decided she didn't want the work out stuff so we checked out and headed back to the car. It was getting closer to dinner time by this point so we were think of what to do. "We could go back and watch the night game, Might give you a chance to talk to Colt too, if his still there?" Kat suggestions. We all agree and I shoot a text to Colt.

Me: Hey Clot, we are heading back to watch the night game. You guys going to be there? I wanna talk to you about something's.

We started the drive back over and once we got there we went back inside. I looked around and noticed that Colt wasn't there anymore so we grabbed a table again. we ordered drinks and say down watching the highlights from all the morning and afternoon games. Finally my phone went off

Colt: Hey sorry we left a while ago to do a few other things. If you wanna talk thought I can come back up? Maybe 45 minutes or so?

Me: well you don't have to if your busy, just had an idea I wanted to go over with you.

Colt: No worries, I can make it. see you soon.

I put my phone back down and look across the table. Both girls are looking at me with big grin's on there faces. "Looks like someone got good news" Grace says as she nudges Kat. Both burst out in laughter and Kat says "Oh looks like you might have to spend the night in auntie Kats room little one, Mommy is going to need the privacy" as she hugs Grace, both still laughing. I roll my eyes at the both of them "You know I can take you BOTH across my lap if I need too" I playfully scold them. "Yes mommy" they both say still smiling. I just ignore them both and take a drink and go back to watching the TVs. Kat had order some fries and the waiter brought them over so the girls were snacking on those as we hung out.

About 45 minutes later Colt showed up with another guy. The two guys came over to our table and said hello. "Would you like us to join you here? " Colt asks all of us. We all invited them to sit. "This is my best friend and VP, Gerry." Colt introduced his friend. Kat of course winks at him as she says hi. "So what's up Tiffany, What did you want to talk about?" We go ahead and explain our plan for the Halloween party. to the guys and after hearing everything they loved the plan and agreed to join us. We talked about how we would split the prep we needed to do and they way everything would work out. If we make this work it's going to be one of the biggest things we have done for the party in years, for either house. After we get all that worked out I also asked Colt if they would be willing to come by and help us move the bigger furniture that we needed to move in and out of the rooms at the house. I told him we would get as much moves as we could first so it shouldn't take long at all, Then we can do coffee after. Again Colt said it's no problem and offered to come by tomorrow after classes to help with that too. While Colt and I were talking I could see Kat and Gerry were hitting it off too. We all sat and watched the game for a while longer and then Kat said that her and Gerry were going to head out. She would see us later. I laughed and then looked at Gerry, "Have her home at a decent hour" I joked. They both laugh and walked outside. "Well I guess I'm taking an Uber home" Colt joked. Without missing a beat Grace said, "We can drop you off if you would like?" "Oh well that's very nice thank you" Colt replied. "Well I need to use the restroom. I'll be back" Grace said as she stood up and started to walk away. I watched her as she was leaving and she was using her hands to tell me to start talk with Colt as she left, such a little brat. Colt spoke up first "So I heard your studying Child development? How's that going for you?" "It's been going good. I really love children and would love to do some work with them." I start "So you asking about me then" I added. He smiled a little and said "Well after the party I wanted to know a little more about the lady's I owe a favor to. That and I won't lie, I liked what I saw at the party." I blushed a little and said "It wasn't a bad view from my side, So tell me more about yourself?" Colt shacks his head and then starts "Well I'm studying finance. I've been the president of my fraternity for two years now and as you already know I know Flora and have since we where in school. I also play soccer for the school, So I stay busy. Is there anything else you wanna know about me?' He asks. We get in to more small talk to get to know a little more about each other now while we can.

A few minutes later I see that Grace has sat at a small table in the bar top to give Colt and I a chance to talk. We keep talking for a few more minutes and then I waved Grace to come back over. Colt notices what she was doing to and as she got back to the table laughed and told her your fine coming back over. We all talked for a while longer and watched the game. As the game ended I went ahead and paid for the Drinks and appetizers we had at the table and we all went out to the car. I drove Colt back to his house and gave him a hug before he left. As he went inside I asked Grace if she wanted to move back to the front seat only to find she had fallen asleep in the back. I let her sleep and drove home. Once we got back to the house I woke her up gently and then told her I wanted her to go in and get her PJs on for me. she reached for some of the bags in the back and I told her not to worry I would get them taken care of just go. She asked for the new PJs at least so I gave her that bag and sent her on her way. I got the other bags together and made my way into the house and to my room. I got everything unload and put away and just as I finished Grace showed up at my door, in her new PJs. She looked really cute in them but I would never guess she more older than 15 in those. "What's up sweetie? " I asked her. " I was hoping I could at least come watch TV with you for a little while... If that's ok?" she said. "Ya Baby that's fine, let me just get changed myself. Have a seat on the couch for now." I told her. I changed in to my nightgown and clean panties and came over and sat down next to her. I pulled a blanket down of the back and tossed it over us and turned on the TV. Right away Grace turned and laid down with her head in my lap to watch TV. I turned on a movie for us and we relaxed. I tried to adjust the blanket that's was over us and as I did I noticed that her pants had slide down a little and I could see a pull up poking out from under it. "Sweetie, what's this for?" I asked as I tugged on the wasitband of it just a little. She looked up at me with the her big eyes and said "I don't know. I thought it might make you smile, After everything the last few days and everything... also I guess I kind of like that you treat me like that. it's makes me feel safe and special." she says. "Ok sweetie, that's fine. Just relax and be a good girl. Ok?" I said as I brushed my head through her hair. She turned her head back to the TV. it didn't take more than about 10 minutes and she was fast asleep in my lap.

[drylan]

Dylan sees Ryan in some 6 inch hooker boots while they’re trying on shoes and being silly. He really wants him to step on him.

Dylan lived for moments like these. Just he and Ryan being happy and safe and goofy together. They were at some random thrift store, going through the aisles over and over to try and find some promising items for Emma's upcoming costume party.

Despite his more introverted and serious nature, Ryan was a huge lover of Halloween and, by extension, dressing up for fun for any occasion. They were thinking maybe going as a vampire duo, but had last year's Halloween pirate costumes as a back up in case they didn't find anything promising.

"Oh, shoes!" Dylan said excitedly as they were greeted with a central aisle of shoe racks, most in surprisingly good condition. He had pretty sizable feet, so only a small selection to look at. Ryan's feet were a little smaller, so he trailed around to the other side opposite of Dylan to scope out more possible pairs.

"Hey, look at these!" Ryan called on the opposite side of the aisle. Dylan pulled their squeaky cart over to see, but froze halfway as he did. First, because he had to look up at Ryan for the first time ever. Second, because holy shit, Ryan had on stiletto heeled boots.

They were-this was-

...

Well. Dylan had discovered something new about himself today, apparently. "T-Tall."

"So this is what it's like to be over six feet-"

"Yeah, they're, those are, nice." He cleared his throat, unable to not stare at the boots.

"Look almost brand new, right? Weird. Shame they didn't get a lot of use." Ryan walked around a little just for fun, staring over the aisles just a bit before he slid off the boots and put them back on the rack.

Dylan tried to hide his disappointment. Of course he did. He and Ryan were pretty open and honest, but this was a new, well, maybe, kink for him?

And he wasn't sure if it would gross out Ryan or not. So he shrugged off his disappointment and did his best to forget about it.

In fact, those sexy heels on Ryan's sexy legs had been a distant memory. They went to Emma's party as the hottest duo of vampires ever. It was fun and pretty cool to catch up.

Dylan hated to say goodbye and goodnight, but Ryan had been shoot him looks all night throughout the party. He knew that look. It meant fun things at home for both of them.

The ride back wasn't too long and Ryan had taken Dylan's hand, leading him up to their bedroom and pushing him back onto the bed. "Get undressed, babe. I'm gonna change, okay?"

"Aw, you don't wanna suck my blood here and now?"

"Ha. Ha." Ryan rolled his eyes, shoving Dylan back down playfully as he disappeared to the ensuite bathroom and shut the door behind him.

Dylan obliged quickly, stripping everything off and lounging back onto their bed. He wondered, idly, what Ryan might be putting on. Maybe some lingerie? Fuck, that would be hot. It wasn't often either of them pulled out some lace, but it was always amazing when they did.

Ryan stepped back inside their bedroom moments later. Lingerie? Yes, a hot little black bodice and thong. But something was...off. Until Dylan sat up and got a proper full view of Ryan.

"O-Oh. Holy shit." Those heeled boots. No fucking away. God, they were...this was so damn hot. "Babe, wow, this...you...whoa..."

"Deep breathes." Ryan laughed, heels clicking as he stepped across the room, making a show of placing the heeled boot on the beside table. The latex of it shined prettily in the faint light. "Is this okay?"

"More than okay, this is so fucking hot." Dylan swallowed and laughed nervously. "It doesn't creep or gross you out? I mean, this turning me on?"

"No." Ryan said firmly. "You being turned on turns me on."

"Aw."

"Enough." He said, voice growing deep and sultry, teasing and dominant. "Tell me what you want? This?" Ryan only gave Dylan a moment to respond before he elegantly and gracefully stepped onto their bed, pressing the heel into Dylan's chest.

"Fuck, please, yes, I'm..."

"I can tell. You're dripping all over everywhere." Ryan's foot trailed down, leaving a light indention along Dylan's chest, to his stomach, then between his legs. He gently stroked Dylan's length with the heel, over and over.

"R-Ryan, Ryan, I'm close, oh...oh, so close, I-"

"Good. Then cum." He demanded.

And Dylan did, so quickly but it was all so hot. The feel and site of the boot, Ryan's domineering words and behavior, his hot gaze and sultry words pushing him over the edge.

In the aftershocks, as he twitched and trembled, Ryan snaked his foot up to Dylan's lips and stared pointedly. "Lick them clean."

"Yes, sir!"

[viviannesmonster]

UNDERTALE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SCENARIOS

Halloween!

-TORIEL

Halloween with Toriel is a little boring to be honest.

She only hands out candy and watches kids movies with Frisk.

Her costume doesn't even match yours. She's a witch because it's the least scary thing she can think of. (She'll also get mad if you scare Frisk with your costume)

But this part is a little understandable because the only decor she has outside her house is spiderwebs and gravestones.

However, if this is what you're looking for, then Toriel is for you.

"So, (Y/n)! How do I look?"

-SANS

Halloween with Sans is always so much fun.

You two watch scary movies and later he hosts a Halloween party and all your friends are invited.

There's all sorts of Halloween themed games and desserts (thank you Muffet).

Costumes with Sans are always dirty. Something kids would think is innocent but not adults.

Such as the charger block and socket.

Or one time, Sans dressed up as a hotdog and made you dress up as a donut.

You two have fun with it though because this sort of shit is your style.

Or, if you two feel especially lasy, you'll just wear sweats and t-ahirts that say "Error 404, costume not found" and instead of throwing a party, if you two feel lazy, you'll just go around to Haunted attractions and stuff.

However sometimes you go trick or treating with Frisk and Toriel, and if he sees any bones, skulls, or whole ass skeletons as decor, he's going to be disturbed.

"hey, you humans sure do hate skeletons huh?"

-PAPYRUS

Papyrus HATES scary movies. So don't expect him to watch any on Halloween.

The only Halloween movie he'll watch is The Nightmare Before Christmas. (He loves Jack Skellington [Sans will watch it too])

Papyrus loves to pass out candy to little kids and go trick or treating with Toriel and Frisk.

He, like Sans, also gets disturbed when he sees skeletons laying around. Including Jack Skellington.

Papyrus is also extremely torn between three costumes.

A vampire, a pumpkin, and Jack Skellington.

He loves to wear capes and being a vampire is just an excuse to wear a cape, look cool and attractive, and sharpen his teeth.

He thinks he looks really good in orange and that's why he wants to be a Papyrus shaped pumpkin.

And then Jack Skellington is self explanatory.

So he switches between the three costumes every year. And you're happy to dress up with whatever he chooses.

"(Y/N) LOOK! JACK'S SUIT HAS A TAIL THINGY!"

-UNDYNE

Since Undyne is a piranha, she thought it was only right that she was a pirate.

You two absolutely DECK the house in booby traps to scare little kids.

(Toriel and Frisk don't visit during Halloween)

You both think it's funny scaring the shit out of kids.

Once "passing out candy" is over, you two watch scary movies.

But if there aren't any new ones to watch, you two will go Haunted houses or Sans's party instead.

"OH! GOOD IDEA (Y/N)! WHEN THE KID WALKS ONTO OUR LAWN, THE FAKE SPIDER WILL FALL FROM THE TREE AND SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM!"

-ALPHYS

Alphys doesn't really want to participate in Halloween.

She likes to cuddle up to you when you two watch something scary.

But she's anti-social and doesn't want to pass out candy to kids or go to Haunted Houses.

The only thing she will do that involves going outside is go to Sans's party because she knows everyone there.

And the two of you dress up like mummies. Because that's the only Alphys can really agree to dressing up to.

"O-Oh! (Y-Y/n)! Friday the 13th is on! You wanna w-watch it with me?"

-METTATON

Mettaton knows he's sexy.

And what kind costume is sexy enough for Mettaton?

A vampire.

Ever since Mettaton came to the surface, he knew that vampires had a high sex appeal, and that's what he dresses up as every Halloween (he takes very good care of his costume btw).

He knows you like seeing him look so elegant too.

Mettaton wears that costume all day until he needs to recharge his battery.

You two spend the day watching monster romance movies because it's Halloween-y and he thinks they're cute.

You two don't pass out candy or go to haunted houses either, but you two do go to Sans's party.

Fashionably late of course.

To match Mettaton's sex appeal. You also to decide to dress up in something slutty. Either it be the devil, another vampire, or even a cat.

"(Y/N) DARLING, YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY STUNNING! GLORIOUS! RAVENOUS EVEN."

-ASGORE

Asgore, despite being able to be a fearsome king, is quite scared of Halloween.

He doesn't like getting scared and he gets scared quite easily.

More easily then he would like to admit.

So when Halloween comes around, you two just stay inside and watch comedy movies instead.

He knows you like Halloween and apologizes for getting too scared.

However, you both still dress up. Your couples costume is a demon inspired one.

"Hey. I'm sorry we can't do anything Halloween-y except for dressing up..."

-GRILLBY

Grillby doesn't care for Halloween.

He doesn't get it and he doesn't see the point.

He lets you do Halloween activities by yourself while he takes care of Grillby's

"...have fun at the party."

-MUFFET

Muffet loves Halloween. She loves every holiday, but Halloween is her favorite.

Not only does she get to make holiday themes desserts, but this is the one time of the year where monsters have feel like they belong on the surface.

She doesn't dress up, but she definitely celebrates Halloween.

"Oh dearie! Look at these cute Pumpkin Donuts I made!"

-GASTER

Gaster, like Papyrus, also really likes the Nightmare Before Christmas.

But he also likes old horror movies. Like Dracula, Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, and The Wolf Man.

Black and white movies like that.

Gaster actually was the invisible man one year for Halloween, he created an elemental formula that allowed his bones to turn invisible.

You can bet he had funny teasing you that way.

However, he did figure out a way to make himself visible again.

Like Papyrus, Gaster switches between costumes.

Gaster will either be Dracula, Jack Skellington (when Papyrus isn't dressed up as him), The Invisible Man, or Victor Frankenstein.

You two visit everyone at the party, but don't stay for long.

Once you two get home, you'll pass out candy and watch old horror movies.

"☟︎♏︎ 🙵♏︎◻︎⧫︎ ♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ◻︎❒︎□︎❍︎♓︎⬧︎♏︎! ☟︎♏︎ ♎︎♓︎♎︎ 🙵♓︎●︎●︎ ♒︎♓︎❍︎ ♋︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♏︎■︎ □︎🕯︎♍︎●︎□︎♍︎🙵!"

(Translation: He kept his promise! He did kill him at ten o'clock!)

[Hope you enjoyed. Stay tuned for more and have a good day]

[mistysharks]

20 questions for fic writers

tagged by @hilarychuff thank you! <3

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

11! For now:)

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

75,643

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Just Stranger Things for now! I would love to branch out but the hyperfocus does what it wants and I am just along for the ride!

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

I'm Stupid (Do Me) Steddie/M/Getting together/first time (first one I wrote of them!)

All you have is your fire (and the place you need to reach) Hellcheerington/E/Sex Pollen

Five times Steve Walked in on Eddie and Chrissy (And one time they walked in on him) Hellcheer + Hellcheerington Pre-slash/M/Accidental Voyeurism

5 times Steve absolutely didn't have a bisexual meltdown (and one time he did) Hellcheer + Hellcheerington/M/Getting together

Some lonely night we can get together (and I'm gonna tie your wrists with leather) E/Hellcheerington/ final part of my Vampire Eddie and Chrissy series!

(I need to start doing shorter titles :') )

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yes! Almost always, though it might take me a while! I always appreciate them all <3

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Ok so honestly? I don't do angst much haha, and literally never sad endings. Its all gonna be tied up with a neat little happy bow from me, baby! I think I left chapter 3 of Bardic Inspiration in a pretty sad state - does that count?

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Orgasms cout, right? ;D Right now what comes to mind though is the only fix-it fic I've really written - (I only need) the working of my hands Where I give Hellcheer the happy, sexy ending they deserve (but make it Sapphic with a side of coming back wrong)

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not yet! Fingers crossed it remains that way! I usually try and stay miles away from any fandom drama tbh

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I am determined to! Like sure I would call some of what I've already written smut but I feel like I'm not quite fully there yet. I haven't fully realised the lengths of perversion/intimacy hyperfixation that sits in my mind! Its an ongoing process hehe

Regarding what flavour of smut I write, its always queer, soft, and a little gothic in the undertones... Would love to do some more genderqueer stuff in the future as well

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Not yet! I'm not against them, and I loove a good AU, but nothing has stuck so far. Maybe one day I'll write that Stranger Things Persona 4 AU. (look it would work so well!! Eddie as Kanji makes me feral ngl)

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not that I'm aware of!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

No, but I love that that is a thing people do <3

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No but that would be super fun! I tried RP once couldn't get into it:( Sharing ideas and bouncing plot points is always fun though:)

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? Thats too hard! I'm just gonna do a current top 5 lol 1. Steddie 2. Hellcheerington 3. Hellcheer 4. Lan Zhan/Wei Ying (Untamed) 5. Kanji/Naoto(P4)

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? I have 2 unpublished, lengthy chapters of a Steddie pirate AU that I love but I really don't know how to keep going with :(

16. What are your writing strengths?

I'm pretty proud of how I set the mood of a scene - the colours, the light, the sounds... just hinting at a feeling without describing the feeling itself.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? I can like, either do super dialogue heavy bits, or really descriptive bits, and its so hard to marry the two together!! ahh!

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? Look english is hard enough lol

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Harry potter haha, wrote some truly terrible angsty self-insert when i was 14 (luckily that is gone forever!!)

20. Favorite fic you’ve written?

Honestly, I really love When I am done, its such a snap-shot kind of fic, and its got such a mood that I love. Keeping a one-shot simple and to the point is really difficult, and I think this one is my best attempt at it.

Thanks for tagging me as always, Hil! I'm tagging whoever reads this hehe - if you made it this far you should totally do it too (these are fun!)

[lesbianlotties]

RONANCETOBER: all prompts!

all my fics for Ronancetober linked here! including AO3 links (i'll try to add all of them to AO3 eventually!) thank you for reading <3

Day 1: Upside Down 🙃

chapter 7 of my fic open up your heart (like the gates of hell) aka Ronance using the Upside Down as their personal San Junipero

“What does it say about us that we think of this grotesque parallel world as safe enough or at least safer than the actual world.” “I think it means we’re a good team,” Nancy replied, and she let her hand brush Robin’s as they walked.

Day 2: Vampire / Werewolf 🦇

nancy is a vampire. robin thinks that's very sexy of her. that's it. that's the plot

“Well,” Robin shrugged and didn’t dare to move forward just yet, “You did call me, didn’t you?” “I did,” Nancy smiled. It was an indescribable thing, seeing her smile happily instead of devilishly, and still seeing just a small glimpse of those fangs.

Day 3: Body / Style Swap 👭

“That’s not even your size, Robin.” “I feel ridiculous.” “No, I’m not saying I want it to be pink but…” “Baby, how on Earth did you get this hole on the shirt?” “I look like a twelve-year-old boy!” “I mean, it’s nice when you wear it but… are you sure?”

Day 4: Horror Movie AU 😱 (AO3)

THE CONJURING AU 👻: Robin and Nancy as Ed and Lorraine Warren (Movies Version), Nancy has spooky visions and Robin loves her very much!! ft. Steve as Robin's bestie, Max as their adopted daughter, B*lly dying, Vecna getting exorcised the fuck out! (please read this one is my favorite)

Day 5: Multiverse 🤯

what if... we met alternate versions of ourselves from the Upside Down and they were so hot... and we were both girls 😳😳😍💞🙈🥰💗😳

“Robin, do you see it?” the real Nancy said at the exact same time, turning to her Robin with a spark in her eyes and snapping her fingers as she said, “The Upside Down made an exact copy of Hawkins. It also made copies of us. Of course!”

Day 6: Superhero / Super Powers ⚡

BIRDS OF PREY AU ✨💎 starring: Robin Buckley as Harley Quinn, Nancy Wheeler as Black Canary, Vickie as Renee Montoya, Chrissy as Huntress, Max as Cassandra Cain, Henry Creel as Black Mask, B*lly as Victor Zsasz

Day 7: The Sapphic Senate 👭👭

THE CRAFT AU 🔮

“Try me,” Robin whispered. Nancy was close enough to hold and to hurt, to curse and to kiss.

Day 8: Your Ronance Anthem 🎶

Christine by Lucy Dacus → Robin throwing a shoe at the altar during Nancy's wedding <3

Day 9: Free Day! 🔥 (AO3)

DO REVENGE AU ✨

“What if we worked together? What if you could be the one to infiltrate Steve’s bubble to execute a perfect revenge? And I could just as easily shatter Vickie’s life.”

Day 10: Dungeons And Dragons 🐲

Fluff With Plot And Without Dungeons and Dragons

“So… I think I understand,” Robin said while frowning at the notebook on her lap. “No, you don’t,” Nancy said with her tone full of affection.

Day 11: Time Travel ⏳ (AO3)

TERMINATOR: DARK FATE AU starring: Robin Buckley as an Augmented Super Soldier from The Future (with Mackenzie Davis' arms) suffering from Gay Devotion, Nancy Wheeler as Future Leader of The Resistence against The Robots Apocalypse just some girl™, Joyce Byers as absolute icon Sarah Connor, Jim Hopper as Friendly Terminator :) , Vecna as Unfriendly Terminator :(

Day 12: Autumn 🍂 (AO3)

4 times Nancy made Robin blush and one time Robin did something about it… or something like that 👀👩‍❤️‍💋‍���🧣🍂

Day 13: Apocalypse AU 🧟‍♀️

"if the world wasn't doomed by a zombie apocalypse and we didn't have to fight for our lives every minute of every day... would you still like me? be honest"

Day 14: Heaven and Hell 😇😈

what if Nancy was an angel but she wanted to do evil instead? what if Robin was a demon but she actually wanted to do good? what if they kept running into each because they're supposed to influence Max, El, and Erica? but what if they fell in love with each other??? haha just kidding!! unless...... 👀

Day 15: Pirates AU ⚓

ah the inherent homoeroticism of a Pirates AU!

“I want to know what you’re hiding behind all these shadows,” Nancy answered, taking one more step forward. “I’ll show you,” the Red Robin whispered. “If you’ll show me what you’re hiding under all these layers.”

Day 16: Trick or Treat! 🎃 (AO3)

Robin and Nancy wear a couples costume and go trick or treating with get bullied by Max, El, and Erica!

“Trick or treat?” Robin said, grimacing a little. “You’re late,” Nancy replied and sent a pointed look at Robin, who squirmed and scratched the back of her head. “Sorry. But look! I brought you kids!” Robin added, waving her arm beside her, and adding in an exaggerated whisper, “It was their fault.”

[rosesradio]

portwell and drama club halloween party?

here you go, a 365 word drabble ! set in i guess s4 era but portwell is still together...and see what their costumes are based on...👀

(reblogs are appreciated !)

"A witch, huh? I thought you were the one who suggested a couple's costume."

EJ's voice was low by her ear, making Gina's cheeks heat as she turned away from the snack table, taking in his costume. He was in a full ensemble of silver and blue, with some kind of tech-band on his arm with blinking buttons. The crowning jewel--or worst part, depending on who you asked--was the blue wig he was wearing. It looked like his hair in shape, but was tackily bright, and Gina could see the line where just a hint of brown hair peeked out.

"An alien," Gina blinked, taking it all in. How he could somehow pull off this ridiculous Party City look was beyond her. "You look..." she started to grin, holding back a laugh, which was successful for about two seconds.

"What's wrong with it?" EJ asked, seeming genuinely surprised. "I thought it was cool! You know, sexy, like Katy Perry's E.T.? A whole other world, a different dimension?"

Gina shook her head, turning back to the concessions table, loading her plate with one of everything. If her friends were good at anything besides theatre, it was going all out for Halloween treats; Ashlyn's ghost-themed chocolate dipped strawberries looked particularly good.

"If you were looking for that kind of costume, you could've went as, like, a pirate? Or a vampire?" Gina suggested.

"Or a catboy," EJ added sagely. "That way we could match." he nodded towards Gina's purple witch ensemble.

"Yeah, maybe," Gina grinned, imagining EJ in a pair of fluffy cat ears. "But I'm glad you're dressed how you want--even though I will be bullying you for thinking it's a sexy look. I still think it's out of this world." she stood on her tip-toes and kissed EJ's cheek.

"And I think you've put a spell on me," EJ replied with a smug smile, as if he were smart for thinking up that line. He plucked one of Carlos's spider-themed pretzels off of Gina's plate and walked off towards the group's Halloween dance off. Right now they were doing Monster Mash, but Gina smiled to herself at the thought of asking them to play E.T. next.

[thesmokingguns]

31 Days of Halloween Patreon ONLY

On my Patreon I will be doing the 31 days of Halloween and taking requests. If you are a Patreon in September for the Groupie level you will be able to pick one day with one character, Rockstar will get two days with whatever characters, and superstar will get three days with whatever character they want. This will be on top of the weekly prompts and one shots you get on Patreon. I will be posting that list tonight for people to look over and on September 1st you can pick what you want. It will be first come first serve. 

So excited for spooky season!

Must be a Patreon in September AND October to pick your date(s) and character(s) for October stories and. read them. I will be posting these daily starting October first ! You can message me September first with your picks. Groupies get ONE day, Rockstars get TWO days, and Superstars get THREE days. Just message me date and characters you want. If there are any details you'd like in the story let me know.

1. Skeletons

2. Pumpkin

3. Candle

4. Haunted w/ Izzy Stradlin

5. Trick or Treat

6. Candy

7. Vampire

8. Black Cat

9. Cemetery

10. Stars

11. Crow

12. Autumn Night

13. Ghost w/ Izzy Stradlin

14. Shadow

15. Reading 

16. Couple Costume

17. Salem w/ Izzy Stradlin

18. Local Legend

19. Spider

20. Potion w/ Izzy Stradlin

21. Corn Maze w/ Izzy Stradlin

22. Apple Picking

23. Nightmare

24. Mummy

25. Blood w/ Izzy Stradlin

26. Mirror

27. Web w/ Izzy Stradlin

28. Ceremony 

29. Horror Movie

30. Sexy Costume w/ Slash

31. Halloween Night  

BONUS: If you don't like an option you can choose from below

1. Pirates

2. Fog

3. Swamp

4. Things that go bump

5. Darkness

6. Hayride

7. Autumn Leaves

8. Phobia w/ Slash

9. Spell

10. Witches Hat

[postalninja]

Hi! From The Masks We Wear:

“It was a rare treat to have her with him in the field during a mission, even more so given the fact that she was dressed so impeccably as a sleek and elegant black cat. Her satin gown was a different cut from the one she'd worn on that unforgettable night in Mendoza, but it fit her just as perfectly, with a mermaid skirt which hugged her curves deliciously, and a strapless sweetheart neckline. Her opera-length black gloves were another reminder of Argentina, and the addition of a pair of tastefully bejeweled cat ears on her head and a Colombina half-mask with painted-on whiskers rounded out the ensemble.

47 hadn't known what to wear, and she had helped him settle on a Phantom Of The Opera costume. Of course, it was entirely possible that he would change his disguise before the night was over, so who was to say what else he might end up dressed as? A vampire, perhaps? Or even a pirate? Those were quite common options, at least according to his research.”

Wondered what inspired you for the costumes specifically, but anything you want to share is great :)

Oooo! This is an easy enough one for me to answer since I wrote this quite recently. So, costumes. Background info, I have a diploma in fashion design, so costumes are my jam. I thought that a black cat inspired-outfit would be fitting for Diana; both sexy and elegant. I started with her Mendoza dress as a baseline, but changed the details to make it distinct from it. And I wanted it to stay classy - no tacky details that would take away from the overall effect (Diana would never!) I actually spent a bit of time researching Venetian carnival masks, because at first I was just using the term 'half-mask', but I wasn't sure whether that would convey that it was the top half rather than the bottom half. So I specified the term Colombina because that was closest to the look I wanted. As for 47, something about him dressed as the Phantom of the Opera just seemed really fitting. Full disclosure, I have never seen the play or the film myself, so I don't know all the details of the story. Out of curiosity, I read a synopsis, hoping that I could borrow some suitable detail, maybe incorporating it into the method 47 would use to take out the target. Unfortunately, nothing seemed to fit very well with what I had in mind, so I leaned into the stage magician aspect instead. Deciding on the magician costume for the target was sort of the first thing that came to mind, but once I had settled on it, it turned out to be really fun! I loved the idea that 47 doesn't know about the classic pulling a rabbit from a hat trick, and that Diana wants to surprise him with that by bringing him to a magic show, knowing his fondness for bunnies ^_^ It was also fun to think about how 47 would view the tradition of dressing up for Halloween. He's always putting on costumes and pretending to be someone else, so I liked the idea of putting him in a situation where that opened up a lot of options for him (though alas, he didn't make use of the opportunity in the end!) The idea of him putting time into researching Halloween beforehand just struck me as so endearing - like, he doesn't completely understand it, but he wants to know what people typically dress up as and such. Adorable! Other than that, one notable thought is that I was inspired by two prompts in the tagset for this fic - the one I filled mentioned costume parties, the full moon, and the details of a mission fic with romantic undertones. But Spicycajun also had a request that mentioned the Isle of Sgail specifically - and that location is one of my top two favorites from the WOA trilogy! (the other is Dartmoor, naturally) It also fit the 'old castle' suggestion, so it was perfect! :D That's the gist of it! Thanks for the ask and letting me ramble! ^_^

[moistvonlipwig]

Saw your Spike post and thought you really hit the nail on the head. Great observation!

In that post, you mentioned some bargain bin imitators, and I was wondering: which characters do you see as falling into that bucket?

hm so it's hard to produce a definitive listing because while i think bargain bin spikes are definitely a Thing, i haven't necessarily seen all the media in which they appear -- for instance, i've heard that both damon and klaus from the vampire diaries would probably qualify, but i never saw that show (and don't really want to lol).

and on the other hand there are lots of bad boy characters who...may or may not be actually trying to imitate spike. i think some bad boy characters are not very spike-like and thus we can safely say they are not bargain bin spikes -- kylo ren, for instance, is i think far too broody and self-serious of a character to be a bargain bin spike.

then you have ones that i would generally say fall under the 'bargain bin spike' umbrella, in that they are misogynist bad boy/comic relief characters who fall for the lead and thus (allegedly) change but unlike spike are romanticized and boring, but in a lot of these cases it's hard to say whether or not the writers were deliberately attempting to invoke spike with their characterization. a prime example of this type of character would be mon-el from supergirl (who is, incidentally, one of the worst characters ever put on television, and a massive disgrace to his perfectly likable counterpart from the comic books). therefore, while i would feel comfortable calling such characters bargain bin spikes, others might see the comparison as unfair.

however the character who actually inspired me to make that post is so quintessentially, undeniably a bargain bin spike that even if you like him it is impossible to argue (without looking like a very silly goose, anyway) that he is not a blatant attempt to ape spike's success. and that character is captain hook from once upon a time.

(to be clear -- there are two versions of captain hook in ouat, and i am talking about the one from s2-6, not the one from s7 commonly referred to as 'wish hook' on account of being from an alternate universe created by a wish a la the btvs wishverse episode. wish hook is my best friend and my silly rabbit and one of my favorite characters ever. and imo he is a far more successful character than his s2-6 counterpart largely because he is not a crude imitation of spike but rather a unique attempt to actually engage with the mythology of captain hook as a literary/folkloric character and figure in popular culture. ANYWAY when i refer to captain hook for the rest of this post just know that i am referring to the s2-6 version.)

if you haven't seen ouat, captain hook is a white dude with a british accent (his actor is irish and has an irish accent but specifically puts on a british one for the role) who wears eyeliner and calls people "luv" a lot and his signature look is a black leather duster with a red shirt underneath (yes, really). he starts off as a bad boy/villain character who is sometimes played for comic relief but has vague sexual tension with one of the protagonists, emma swan.

then in the third season he rather abruptly decides that he's in love with emma (why? who knows) and takes it upon himself to pursue her romantically, refusing to take no for an answer and hitting on her at some pretty inappropriate times and in some pretty gross and coercive ways, even sexually assaulting her at one point. unlike spike, he is not portrayed as creepy for this; at worst, he is portrayed as sort of comically out of touch, and often he is portrayed as sexy and romantic. he ends up in a romantic relationship with her and changes his wicked pirate ways to be good enough for her or what the fuck ever, who cares, it's all very unconvincing and played completely straight when it really shouldn't be.

if it weren't already obvious that he is ouat's answer to spike, there's also the fact that the showrunners were huge btvs fans and often took inspiration from that show's storylines -- the wishverse is one example, but they also do an eyeroll-worthy homage to buffy killing angel, a musical episode where the characters are self-aware, et cetera. so why did captain hook fail (in my opinion -- in the court of public opinion, he's quite popular) when spike succeeded? well, for the reasons i laid out in my earlier post -- the showrunners wrote hook the way they did because they all liked spike and wanted hook to be like spike. there was no one in the writers' room (or no one with power, anyway) to push back against the romanticization of the character or to challenge the audience to think about him differently. it's like if the btvs writers' room had only jane espenson, but no david fury or joss whedon or any of the other, more spike-critical writers.

and uh. when i say it's like if the btvs writers' room had espenson but not fury or whedon, what i really mean is:

yeah.

a final note: i think one of the few examples of the spike archetype being done well by a show that isn't btvs is nathaniel plimpton from crazy ex-girlfriend -- a character who is a deliberate parody of bad boys who turn good for the love of a woman. he has failings as a character too, but they're much more akin to spike's own failings as a character, e.g. hogging too much screentime and narrative importance in a show that's supposed to be about women. he is certainly not portrayed as an aspirational love interest or hero. i think it says something that the best imitation-spike is the one that's making fun of him, not trying to be him.