Colin: *walks right into the Featherington drawing room as they're having a family meeting*
Portia: Mr Bridgerton we weren't expecting company. . .at our family meeting.
Colin: Well I figure since I'm always in your family drama I might as well be here at the meetings.
Portia: But Mr Bridgerton you are not family.
Colin: Oh didn't Penelope tell you yet?
Portia: *looks at her daughter who looks just as confused *
Colin: *pulls Penelope into his lap* We're getting married.
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hii idk why but the thought of fresh-faced professional scully being so scared she burst into her new extremely flirty but otherwise dismissive partner's motel room in nothing but a bathrobe and undergarments asking him to check her for strange markings before collapsing into him when he laughed at her and said they're just mosquito bites. do you think it killed her? just a bit? just enough that he was It that she realized she could never ever do this again with anyone else and now that she'd done this with him that was it? and lord help her if she ever did it again with him, nevermind anyone else. mortifying introduction. what a way to start out her new career with the fbi
anyways. just thinking about how scully wishes to be perceived and who she really is
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your aftg memes and twitter threads have bewitched me body and soul. I am now romantically in love with you
let’s get married I love you more anon heres my wedding gift to you
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sometimes i do miss the era where i could go ballistic crazy do you know how much reprieve i'd get if i could text someone do you think i'm insane and pretty and bad at sex. i've never actually sent a text like that in my life but there was something awfully rhythmic about doing literally ANYTHING so that someone wouldn't leave and now i just have to like... sit here. and like their instagram stories. and try not to go insane? i can't even vague like i used to because there's too many eyes on me WHAT DO I DO...
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gonna share the screenshot of Astarion i have as a background on my phone because i'm. hm.
listen. i have nothing to say really. just the way this cunty little elf makes me feel? what he does to me? it is frankly embarrassing. i look at pics of him and i just sigh dreamily what the fuck
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