#i liked jackles fanfic tho

[cas-is-my-weakness]

So basically what jackles is saying is cockles is real but not destiel from dean's side I guess you win some you lose some

[whispersandwhiskerburn]

Happy Birthday to Me?

August 19th is my birthday and I have reached the point in my life where birthdays are rarely celebrated and gifts are few and generally crappy. It falls on a teacher workday 9 times out of 10 so I’m stuck in boring meetings, and it’s generally just not a happy day for me.

Well screw that.

I’m turning 27 years young in August of 2017 and I’m putting a call out to my tumblr friends and spnfamily asking for the kind of presents you guys know I love best--fanfics, gifsets, fanart, aesthetics, etc. :) 

Everyone’s invited to participate!

Some incentives, a birthday wish list, and tags below the read-more.

Hi everyone! 

I know you are all very busy, so if you are considering doing something for my birthday

I have a few notes though:

I love surprises, so please don’t tell me what you’re planning! I tried to give you a review of my faves and preferences below, so go by that if you want to make it personal, but really, I’m good with almost anything (again, see the list below). If you have a question, you can message me or ask on anon, and I’ll answer, but I hope you keep it vague!

Post and tag me @whispersandwhiskerburn, or send to my inbox on August 19th, my birthday!

Incentives: This is a voluntary thing that I’m hoping some friends are willing to do, but I plan on doing the following for participants:

A masterlist of all submissions with a promo

A personal thank you from me to you

My top 3 favorite submissions get an *I O U* fic request from me--where they can send in a request for a fic, and I will write it for them.

Birthday Wish List and About Me

I realize some of you wonderful people want to give a gift that I will enjoy, so here’s some stuff on me that you are welcome to ignore. Seriously. I will just be happy to get SPN stuff from friends online as hardly no one I know in the real world knows much about Supernatural. So,you do you. And thank you. 

My name is Angel (for real, not because of the show or anything), I’m a teacher, and I am a huge fangirl--but of the show. My bestie @waywardjoy likes to call me the Queen of Canon because I go out of my way to line up my fics with the canon-verse of SPN. Anything you give me that is canon will be ultra appreciated, but I’m good with AU as well--I’m just not a big fan of RPF. I love the actors and the convention videos, but I feel weird about putting them into fiction (personal preference) so please don’t do that for my birthday gift. 

I believe quality creative pieces bring out emotions in the audience. That’s how I identify whether or not something is good. With that in mind, fluffy stuff, sexy smutty stuff, and even heart-wrenching angst are all completely fair game. I just appreciate the good stuff. :) *No non-con or abuse please!* I’m not much of a shipper, but I’ll read it if you write it for me. :)

I highly recommend any fic gifts that include a reader use Y/N instead of “Angel” even though that is my name--I read so much fic that it’s no trouble for me to substitute my name, and I love sharing, so I want lots of people to love your fic, not just the ones who share my first name. :) On that same note, your gift doesn’t have to be birthday themed, I’m sure we’ll all enjoy your creation on days that don’t celebrate our birthdays.

I am a confirmed Dean!girl for life. 

Cass is probably my next fave.

Then Sam. 

I am bisexual, and my girl crushes on this show are many. Charlie, Billie, Meg 2.0, and Jo Harvelle make the top of that list.

Need some inspiration or a starting point? Here’s 10 ideas that you are welcome to ignore or use.

~~The reader(or Sam) brings Castiel a guinea pig as a pet ~~ The reader teaches Dean how to ride a motorcycle ~~ Dean and Sam get beat in poker by the Reader ~~ One of the Winchesters learned how to dance to surprise the Reader who loves to dance ~~ The boys meet a hunter and flashback to a date at a county fair where they competed at a shooting gallery as teenagers ~~ Dean gets into a race in the Impala against another classic car with an intriguing driver~~ Dean meets a fangirl of the Edlund books who is all about Dean ~~ A pool game ends in a fight and one of the boys accidentally knocks out a bystander~~ An EMT insists on checking out the boys after the victim is already under care and then identifies the creature who did the damage ~~ While on surveillance and unable to escape Dean has to put up with the Reader and Sam talking healthy smoothies and salads. 

Thank you all!        I love you bunches. :)

This link will take you to the masterpost I made of all of my celebration challenges!

To my Forevers, the ones who keep me writing, in the hopes that they will participate or spread the word:  

@2wonderinsighlents, @adaliamalfoy, @alcpegasus22, @andrastesflamingtitties, @angelofwinchester17, @alexastacio, @anokhi07, @ariethegreat98, @arryn-nyxx, @autopistaaningunaparte, @avasmommy224, @babypieandwhiskey, @bennyyh, @benjerry707, @bringmesomepie56, @bucky-thorin-winchester, @but-deans-back-tho, @captainemwinchester, @carry-on-ms-believer, @casownsmyass, @cfordwrites, @chaos-and-the-calm67, @dancingalone21, @d-s-winchester, @deafgirlsarecooler, @deandoesthingstome, @deanfuckingwinchesterrr, @deanscherrypie, @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog, @deanwinchesterforpromqueen, @deanxfuckingadorablexwinchester, @deliciouslyshadowymilkshake, @demonangelimpala, @demondeansdomme, @end-lessnights, @faith-in-dean, @fandommaniacx, @feelmyroarrrr, @fiveleaf, @graceforme86, @i-is-for-inspiring, @ilostmyshoe-79, @impala-dreamer, @jalove-wecallhimdean, @jarpadandjensenaremyheroes, @jencharlan, @jensen-gal, @jotink78, @just-another-busy-fangirl, @just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms, @katnharper, @kittenofdoomage, @kristaparadowski, @lipstickandwhiskey, @littlegreenplasticsoldier, @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid, @love-kittykat21, @loreleilara, @lunarsaturn88, @luv4jensen, @lynnebla, @marilynnlew, @millaraysuyai, @mogaruke, @moonstonemystyk, @mrsbatesmotel53, @mrsjohnsmith, @mrswhozeewhatsis, @mzpearlz, @nicolesyneah25, @nightmaredean, @notnatural-supernatural, @paintrider13-blog, @pinknerdpanda, @plaidstiel-wormstache, @rizlowwritessortof, @roxy-davenport, @rushernparadise, @salvachester, @seenashwrite, @septicxsoulxdarkxmind, @scorpiongirl1, @skathan-omaha, @spnrvt, @supernatural-jackles, @supernaturalyobsessed, @theafinnerup, @thegreatficmaster, @vote-for-pedro, @waywardjoy, @wevegotworktodo, @wi-deangirl77, @wonderange, @withoutaplease, @writingbeautifulmen, @xtina2191, @yoursmilemakesmeloveyou, and @yume-deaimashou If you want to be removed from or added to my forever tag list, send me a message/ask! Only 18+ please!!

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Family Foam Fight.

This is my entry for @babypieandwhiskey‘s 200 writing challenge. My prompt was “You can;t use a fart as a weapon.” Tags are below the cut, I have used the lists provided by @mrswhozeewhatsis and the SPN Fanfic Pond. If you have been wrongly tagged please let me know and I will remove you asap. My beta for this fic was the lovely @dat-targaryen-tho. Thank you so much for beta-ing this :) Plus tiny bit of a movie reference in here but not sure if people will spot it :)

Summary: Reader is having a fun fight with her family and is surprised by her son.

Pairing: Sam X Reader.

Word count: 796.

Warnings: Fluff.

“Ready?!” Sam’s voice echoed through the bunker, a giggle erupting a few doors down from your hiding place.

“Yes Daddy.” Kaylum shouted from his own hiding space. You silently giggled at the sound of your son's voice so wonderfully full of glee.

“Ready Sam.” You called through the halls, signalling the beginning of the game. Everywhere suddenly became silent, a sense of pride filling you at Kaylum’s ability to remain quiet despite his normally never ending chatter. You checked your supplies before peeking around the slightly open door, checking for signs of life in either direction. As you started to tiptoe out of the room, the door to Kaylum’s room creaked open, revealing the tall figure of your husband.

You quickly darted back behind the door silently, hoping that he hadn’t spotted you. You couldn’t understand why Sam had been coming out of Kaylum’s room, you were sure that Kaylum had been hiding there but there was no sign of him with Sam. Sam quickly moved past your hiding space, moving onwards in his hunt for his son and you. Waiting silently until you were sure he was gone, you once again made your way out of the room and walked silently in the opposite direction of Sam, checking behind you constantly.

**THWACK**

A foam pellet hit you smack dab in the middle of your forehead, stunning you as a series of snickers flew down the corridor, originating from your surprisingly stealthy son. He made eye contact with you and shot you a smirk that you had seen on his uncle’s face way too many times. He quickly took off down the hall, darting round corners so fast that you could barely keep up with him as you threw foam pellets back at him, every single one missing their target. You didn’t realise just how seriously Kaylum would take this game but you did know that the noise the two of you were making was sure to attract Sam’s attention. You took in your surroundings and quickly sped down a different corridor, figuring that Sam would follow the noise and that it would lead him to Kaylum, not you.

You had been hiding out in this storage room for about twenty minutes now and had decided that you had waited long enough. If anything either Sam or Kaylum would be out by now and it would be just a one on one game. You began to make your way through the cold corridors, cautiously checking every corner before suddenly hearing footsteps approaching. There was nowhere to hide so you turn to face your attacker head on, coming face to face with Sam.

“Oh no Kaylum’s out? Poor little guy, is he okay?” Motherly concern flooding you, as you thought of your little boy losing at his favourite game.

“No Y/N, he’s not out, I can’t get him. He is far too quick. It’s like his is always two steps ahead.” Sam shook his head in disbelief as pride filled you. Here he was, your little boy who hadn’t even hit double digits, outsmarting two professional hunters. As you and Sam stood there looking at each other, at a loss of what to do, you felt numerous little thuds against your back. You looked down at your feet to see dozens of foam pellets littering the floor. Turning quickly you just managed to catch sight of you son’s jacket as he took off around the corner. You quickly gave chase, following him around two corners, Sam hot on your trail before the two of you ran straight into a wall of stench. Looking at the other end of the hall, you saw Kaylum stood there, eating pieces of baloney which you all knew made him incredibly gassy.

“It’s not okay to use a fart as a weapon.” You shouted down to Kaylum, your nostrils burning at the smell.

“SURRENDER!” He cried back, a triumphant grin on his face.

“Fine we surrender, just put the baloney down son.” Sam called to him, his hand firmly pinching his nose shut, a grimace on his handsome features.

“WOOHOO!” Kaylum took of running through the halls, celebrating his victory.

“He is definitely his father’s son” You said jokingly, loving how happy your son was, even at your noses’ expense.

“He is your son too.” Sam laughed back at you.

“No way, while that gas is passing he is your son.” You began to walk away a sway in your hips. “Besides, now you know how we feel when you eat burritos.” Your laughter carried through the halls to the kitchen where Kaylum sat with Dean, describing his victory. You had the perfect little family and you were excited to be adding one more to the family in just seven months.

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