#i love cran

[ermakeys]

Corrie Guard 1: Look, I got Cran a toy!

Corrie Guard 2: Uh, vod, I don't think she likes it?

Corrie Guard 1: No, I'm sure she'll-.

*two corries are seen running from a hissing tooka cat*

[slytherizz]

Sebastian Sallow with a Muggle Significant Other Headcanons

Co-authored by @diligentcranberry

Sheepish as he is to admit it, until he met them, Sebastian always felt rather bad for muggles and their lack of magic.

Being rather shocked initially when he realised that this captivating person who has caught his attention is, in fact, not a wizard/witch at all yet they're so bright and clever he is fascinated by them.

Scheming of ways to get around the statute of secrecy when they're first together because being limited from magic in front of them at first feels like torture.

And he wants to impress them and open them up to all these amazing things he knows.

But the more time he spends with them discussing mythology, history, art, and all manner of things challenging his mind in new ways, that need for magic lessens.

Seb, who realises it may not be the magic he craves but the intellectual stimulation from learning and debating.

Initially baffled by their muggle habits and how long everything takes.

Seb who realises how when his partner does something as simple as brewing a cup of tea for him it takes so much more effort, but he swears it makes it taste better.

Sebastian, whose love language is acts of service and wants to take care of the people he loves.

Starts doing things for them the muggle way and expressing that love in the labour of it a flick of a wand can't replicate.

Relishes how heavy their bags are when he insists on carrying them. How their skin puckers when they wash dishes together. How long the journey is when travelling by train and not by floo and all this time they get just to talk and be with eachother.

Experiencing life in a completely different rhythm, he always thought he'd find tedious, but doing it together makes even the mundane seem spectacular.

Sebastian who loves magic and continues to pour over spell books, but his partner opens his eyes to this whole vast world of topics he never knew anything about, and his mind is blown.

He's inhaling anything he can get his hands on science, technology, engineering, and muggles are achieving these incredible things without magic he's not even seen wizards accomplish.

21 year old Seb in 1896 reading a muggle newspaper his partner passes him one morning and finding out about X-rays and radium and he's nothing short of giddy.

Kissing his bemused partner spinning them around wildly because muggles are bloody brilliant and they are the most spectacular of the bunch.

Sebastian who starts using magic less and less at home because his partner makes it seem frivolous.

This has come from mine and Cran's very niche Henry Winters (the secret history) x Sebastian Sallow (Hogwarts Legacy) AU but I think a lot of the headcannons we've been gushing over work for Seb x Muggle!SO regardless.

I'd literally love to hear any other headcannons on this because we have been consumed and loving talking about these.

[drivebypainter]

Been stressed over finals! So as a break and as a way to calm myself I drew Shen Qingqiu (Jiu)!

[smokbeast]

Commission for @cranberrytea451 !!

[otrtbs]

sister and i watched little women tonight. it just ended and we’re starting it again. immediately.

[homobeast]

good evening 🍷🩸

[cranberrytea451]

I love bitty bone sonas.

[incorrect-naddpod]

Derlin: Just because you had one bad day at camp doesn’t mean you have to ruin MY experience!

Cran: I fell down a cliff and was attacked by bears!

[readyforthegarden]

Sometimes y’all just knock it out of the park with your fics and I just sit here like what am I doing I am in the presence of greatness like I remember that my friends are fuckin incredibly talented writers and I’m so humbled to know y’all like I hope you know I love you and your fics and genuinely appreciate the time you take to make not only mine but a lot of peoples lives a little better for the time it takes to read them

[river-starling]

what's your favorite flavor of juice?

Hi, you've contacted someone who's gone insane over trying every cranberry juice I could and enjoys juices and trying them as a whole. Thank you, and I wish you luck. ♡♡♡

White Cranberry Strawberry is very sweet but not overly sweet! It's compared to a delicate dessert or a strawberry shortcake.

Apple and Cranberry mix is also similar, but with more flavor. Not as sweet but still definitely sweet. Reminds me of a pretty cherry color.

Cranberry and Raspberry mix isn't great with my normal breakfast, but a really good stand alone. When I imagine good, tasteful juice, I imagine this.

Watermelon and Cranberry is very summery, as expected. Now, normally I dislike watermelon, as a candy and a fruit but this? Not bad. Very refreshing. Have a nice drink and it makes you feel clean and healthy.

Then there's the classics. Orange juice is tasty, but the ones I end up with will never match the orange juice I had during a visit to Costa Rica. Freshly squeezed, freshly picked. I'll always mourn the loss. Otherwise, brushing my teeth afterward gets annoying, but at least it helps me not skip my morning routine.

Now I don't think I have to explain myself for this, but prune juice is, shockingly, bad. I had to down the glass with two really big swallows at first, but I eventually got more comfortable with the taste. Still bad, but I don't gag or squirm anymore. If you ever have issues in the bathroom, I would recommend it. It's better than drinking oil that burns your throat, or salt water that... also burns your throat. The worst part of that juice is I have yet to find small one cup containers of it. I don't want to buy a gallon just for one day.

I actually do enjoy grape juice, but the ones I get are always super sweet, and I haven't found a brand without that yet. It's good as a one-off, in my opinion, but getting a whole jug is a commitment.

My beloathed are peach and mango, as I have never found something good with those. I'm sorry to those who enjoy it, love you, and you can have my share.

[orionis13]

CRAN

[hereissomething]

me beating the shit out of any potential uti i might/might not be having. you will NOT BE GETTING MY KIDNEY AGAIN💢

[dizzybevvie]

Early campaign Bev + Erlin :(((((

[plaguethewaters]

BOY have i not posted in a while!

Coming back with a small little illustration serie (with absolutely no certainty that i will finish) depicting various cbeeduos in my many aus. Which is mainly just a very plain excuse to rant about my aus and draw some pretty beeduo - but no one can blame me for that.

AU info under the cut!

So, episode one: space shots.

the actual long title of this would be, if i ever decided to actually write and publish this, "shooting at the stars will always land you something", and it was meant to be a serie of semi connected shots of human cclingy terrorizing alien sbi + cran.

It is veery clingy focused tbh - mostly about their past traumas and human shenanigans - but there is a certain "courting arc" between these two because i'm nothing but a sappy little bitch. Cue to a thousand little miscommunication as two people from literally two different worlds try and fail to cypher out what the otherr would consider "flirting" - only for tommy to forcefully lock them into a romm because his aro ass is way over all of this bullshit.

In this they are singing together because. well. Music is a central part of the story (music and songs symbolisms make brain go brr) and also i just imagine the start of the arc as cclingy playing together, and then suddenly tubbo is only really singing omance songs, and then he pulls out what he considers the Most omantic song he knows (hey there delilah btw) and tommy is an idiot but not That much. And so they start getting together a plan to impress the pretty alien guy.

There is also a very funny bit in the story in which they do eventually get back to earth, and Tubbo has to explain that he was missing for two years because he got kidnapped by aliens and then decided to marry one. Sam (awesamdad and sbi can and should cohexist), who had to listen to so many conversations about "if i went to hell for some reason i would just seduce the devil and claim my legitimate spot of power" is somehow entirely uninpressed.

[indeliblescarspivotalmarks]

taylor being a vodka cran girl. GIRLIE GOT TASTE

[wooahiexist]

Rabbits represent luck.. I just didn’t get any is all.