#i love u cows

[emmbrr]

just realized i've been a vegetarian for 17 years :D that's pretty neat

[charles-snippy]

I wish I could be a cow farmer but instead of using them for milk or meat or anything I’d just hug them all the time

[barghest-land]

drawings from paleo expedition to dagestan, done right on the trip. sometimes messy when it was cold and rainy, but i won't correct it. i think it's cool to leave it just the way it was done, and not retouch it after. there will be more drawings later, but those will be done from home

[sleepis4theweak]

This has also been finished for literal months... I just got frustrated trying to do the lighting and gave up on it for a bit whoops :)

@3mutantsinatrenchcoat AND @mikebeanz ITS OUR CHILDREN

[bloodtwin]

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The following story & dialogue choices will cause Puck to gain approval.

DISAPPROVAL. GREETINGS. RECRUITMENT. DIALOGUE.

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GENERAL

- Not harming anyone during scenes that have Dark Urge-exclusive content (Ex: Pulling Gale out of the rock) +5 - Harming someone during scenes that have Dark Urge-exclusive content (Ex: Letting Arka shoot Sazza) +3 - Defending the grove. +5 - Raiding the grove. +3 - Helping those in need. +3 - Morbid or sexual jokes. Generally being very silly or perhaps a bit grotesque. +2 - Intimidation dialogue options. +1 - Telling the truth. +1 - Immediate violence. +1 - Any positive interactions with Scratch, the Owlbear Cub, or any canines. +1 - Any displays of loyalty towards any companion. +1 - Using Illithid powers. (Must be convinced first.) +1

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PUCK-SPECIFIC CHOICES

ACT ONE:

- During his first romance scene, tell him you want to give him a handjob. +5 - Let him use the knife during sex. +10 - Gift him any skeletal remains found on the road. +10 (You can do this multiple times, but it only gives approval once.) - Take him seriously when he talks about his Urges. +5 - Defend him after he kills Alfira without lying about it. +3 - Swear to him that you will kill him if he becomes too far gone. +10

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ACT TWO:

- Recruit Iago. +1 - Persuade him not to kill Isobel. +15 - Trust him not to kill Isobel. +5 (-15, if you have low-neutral approval. He will kill her.) - Convince him to kill Isobel. +5 - After his tail grows back, offer to help him with his, ahem, new pants dilemma re: no tail room. +3 - Tell him you think the Slayer form is hot. +1 - Make Iago smile or laugh. +1 - If romanced, tell him you would prefer to have a "friends with benefits" relationship with him. +1 (This ends the "formal" romance with him. You can still get his sex scene in act 3, but it is slightly altered to fit the context.) - Examine the broken pod in the Mind Flayer Colony. +1 - Let him kill Kressa Bonedaughter. +5 - If romanced or Iago is not recruited, believe him when he says he will try to kill you and proceed to tie him up. +10 - If not romanced and Iago is recruited, stop him from killing Iago. +10 - Alternatively, when he attacks either you or Iago, make good on your promise to him & initiate combat. +10 - The following morning, when Puck is very much not dead despite being killed, say one of the following: “You're supposed to be dead!”, “Back for more?”, or “Down to… eight lives, then?” +1

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ACT THREE:

- If Iago confided in you, tell him the truth about his past. +15 - Alternatively, if Iago confided in you, successfully convince him to understand why you did not tell him the truth. +5 (-15, if failed) - When he learns the truth, successfully persuade him not to attack Iago. +5 - Tell him to get up on the stage with Dribbles the Clown. +1 - Tell Iago to get up on the stage with Dribbles the Clown. +2 - Give non-serious answers during Zethino's love test. +3 (+1 for each)  - Agree to go inside the Open Hand Temple with him. +1 - Offer to investigate the Open Hand Temple murders. +3 - If romanced, tell him you are open to the idea of having a polyamorous relationship with him. +1  - If romancing Astarion, Shadowheart or Halsin, tell him you are interested in either sleeping with him or having a relationship with him too. +1  - If romancing Iago, successfully convince him that you mean them no harm or correctly answer his riddles three & best him in hand-to-hand combat. +2  - If romancing Iago, ask for his permission to court them. +3 - Refuse to become allies with Gortash. +2  - Choose any dialogue options about being friends with or dating Bhaal's favorite son. +1 - Agree to warn those that are on the list of murder targets. +1 - Kill Valeria. +1 - Let him kill Valeria. +5 - Successfully convince him to spare Valeria. +1 (-5, if failed) - Try to tell Orin the truth about Sarevok. +1  - Trust him to reject Bhaal. +50 - Convince him to embrace Bhaal. +10 - If Puck embraces Bhaal & you side against him, promise him that you will take care of Iago after he's gone. +100 (He leaves the party, but the approval's still nice, no?)

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[babyb1ues]

My beautiful Xavier I loved your mother first (Cloud Strife) of course I would’ve loved you too

[jgracie]

my roman empire hoo scene is the one where frank becomes praetor and gags all those monsters

[oddthesungod]

im so happy both of my favorite CR pretty boys are back !!!!!!!!!! now i just need a Cad cameo on CR3 and i'll die a happy man <33333333

[joelletwo]

Just want to read a thread that mentions phones fitting in pockets to see if other ppl are actually living lifestyles w their giant ass phones u can only find nowadays or if everyones lying to me <- was pissing me off phone shopping again. Find out its reddit party line to go um women dont actually want clothes w pockets if they did theyd just Buy Them smh women be wanting their asses to look too good its all they care about 🙄 hey can i kill you?

[deuynndoodles]

[id: a colored, digital redesign of both child and adult malon from ocarina of time. she has curly orange hair and dark skin, with yellow eyes and a long nose. her pointed ears are a bit shorter than an average hylian adult. both iterations wear the yellow bandana tied around their necks and steel-toed boots.

child malon wears a knee-length dress with forearm length sleeves and a belt. the lon symbol is embroidered repeatedly near the hem of her skirt. she has both arms in front of her and carries a metal pail.

adult malon wears a shin-length skirt and two short sleeve blouses. she wears an obi around her waist and a belt with a triforce buckle. a leather apron hangs underneath the obi and she has protective gloves. the lon symbol is embroidered repeatedly on the hem of her sleeves. she wears another bandana on her head to keep her hair out of her face. she holds a pitchfork with her right hand. end id]

fuck u [dey-ifies ur malon]

[pinkfey]

STARDEW VALLEY -> ALL ABOUT LUCY 🍒

"All the big bugs will be in town! Are you coming?"

i saw @littlebirdofprey do an adorable template for their farmer and just had to do one myself!! lucy's portrait was made using this picrew ♡

less yellow coloring bc i’m indecisive :]

[puppyverse]

redesigned him 👍

[mushramoo]

lil doodle warm up before I work on comms

[aliengirl]

we got a cow!!!!!!!!

[bloodtwin]

@murderreign sent:

Puck has semi-accidentally choked at least one person to death during sex and I refuse to believe otherwise. SOURCE: HERE.

he knew it. it's so obvious, isn't it ？they all know just how much of a freak you are how his hands always gravitate towards the throat. how they always itch & shake when he's hungry because they know just what he really wants. always so eager to reach out, to touch another's flesh. he so desperately wants to feel the pulse give as eyes flicker, light dwindling. it's why he's always shoving his hands in his pockets, clasping them behind his back, occupying them with anything else but that.

his head spins. he feels sick. he's sweating, hands trembling, fingers flexing. he scratches at one of his aching palms before clasping them both behind his back, squeezing tight. ❝ i wouldn't ⸻ i wouldn't do that . . . who told you that ？they're lying. they're lying ; they're a liar. ❞ 

[felidaefatigue]

pray for me i am trying to convince my boyfriends sister that she should not feed her kids unpastuerized milk from her pet cows and i already have a stress induced coldsore outbreak going on