#i love you bestie boo thang

[nahimjustfeelingit-writes]

I feel like you have made such a safe space and I really need to tell you my IRL Erik moment after reading about my girl with fairytale ending with her bestie <3

Um.. I thought I gave pretty good head y'all. Truly I did. But then last week I came face to face with a man who humbled the fuck out of me and my knees are still so weak still from his presence. 🫠

Ok so boom! I was on my period and we had been flirting for awhile so although we agreed to hang out my master plan was originally to come in the door looking good, charm him with my wit, and give him some bomb sloppy toppy to blow his mind and make him really be feenin for wanting to fuck me later on.... I know, I know. I was trying to be on my femme fatale Charlie's Angel shit and failed miserably 🙄

Hunny did I ever get humbled so quickly. I'll keep it short but BABY let me tell you the shock in my soul when I saw it...he has the longest dick I've ever seen in person. Like I seriously had my two hands cranking at the base and still had a mouth full of dick at the top. It was insane.

I walked in with confidence and walked out as happy and broken woman lmfao. We were kissing and touching and I told him I wanted to take care of him. He asked how and when he realized what I wanted to do he was like "ok ma but if u want that ur gonna have to pull him out" so me being me went straight to pull that shit out. No going back.

I was feeling myself at first. In my head like go meeeee mini superhead!! I got this boo.

I think he was amused by my attempts to swallow him y'all I could tell he was enjoying it but my deep throat was leaving some dick unsucked and he wanted more from me

Next thing I know this man is standing on the bed. One hand on the ceiling and the other is gently on the back of my head guiding me so he can fuck my mouth. TRAINING MY THROAT. 😭 He was sticking it down my throat until I gasped for air and he pulled out and then he did it over and over again.... 😫 It worked too cuz when he laid me back on the bed and told me to try again baby I was down on that thang further than I knew I could handle. I knew at that moment I fucked up and this man was not there to play with me and also that I must be a real freak cuz I loved every minute of that shit. I felt myself getting creamy from getting him off. Lord.

He really claimed my mouth and I'm not even mad about it. Then he has the nerve to be able to stop himself from cumming WELL so I was getting my throat fucked for like 40 mins 🥴 so yeah mission failed but he did nut and I sucked that shit down like it was the sweetest prize I've ever won! I worked hard for that!!! It felt so powerful to see him submit to me for even a second. This powerful man gave me some of his power in that moment and it tasted so sweet too lol

THE ICING ON THE CAKE? When we were done he takes a towel and gets some warm water on it and starts cleaning my face GENTLY.... INTIMATELY.... Staring me in my eyes while he slowly wiped my mouth, eyebrows, bridge of nose 😭😭😭😭

So yeah I'm in lust now. This is how stalkers are created I just know it....smfh

We are on opposite schedules so idk when I'll see him again. He tried to hit me up yesterday but I couldn't get to him and I was kicking myself. I'm off myself and ready to get dicked down 😭 I feel like such a stalker though cuz this man has me in an actual chokehold just from that.

Sorry I didn't edit this!! Thank you for letting me get this off my chest. I feel better now 🥹

Y'all please pray I get some help soon lmao

😩😩🥵🥵😭😭🤯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

“Okay ma but if you want that you’re gonna have to pull him out.”

Bruh!!!!!!! And the after care while staring you in the eyes on some “that’s my good girl.” Shit?!!!!!’

This was too damn good!!!!!

Thanks for sharing!

[brosif40]

I just wanted to say that me and skulls-soul love your work so much. It's probably not that hard to tell but we are massive fans, your King Boo's are amazing, and your art as a whole is just awesome to look at. We love your art

Anyways I should probably leave an ask since this is the ask box so, which one out of the 3 KB's is your favorite to draw? If you don't have a specific one then which do you prefer the design of. I would love to hear headcanon's about them if you are willing to share

Waaa thank you guys that means so much 🥺

I love drawing them all ofc! It's so hard to choose which one I prefer the design of also, they all have good things 😔 but I'm pretty sure Sunshine's my fav one out of the three designs :3

And I have a few HC's I've been thinking about latley

#1: ALL OF THEM HAVE BEEN HIT BY THE AUTISM BEAM

Dark Moon:

Loves to paint in their spare time, mainly studies of the plants he owns :3. Sometimes Prisboo paints with them-

Doesn't understand most slang words or memes/jokes so it usually asks their siblings to translate/explain some things (poor thang got destroyed by you just lost the game bc of them....and you did too B])

Plays chess sometimes and makes their siblings play with them, Party's good at it while Sunshine is still learning

Learned to cook because of Luigi and has enjoyed doing it ever since, likes baking the most. They also love making Focaccia bread because of the flower designs :3

Hates bright lights, prefers to be in dim barely lit rooms

Very introverted, likes to stay at home most of the time- except when visiting his siblings, Luigi and Peach (I see them as besties)

Goes by Boosimir, only some people can call them that though

Party:

She enjoys reading when they're not busy, specifically sci-fi and horror. They have a large collection of books as well

They love playing video games such as Minecraft, Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing and Pikmin (he also likes games like Doom :3)

Sometimes goes invisible to sneak into games, did this once in Mario Super Sluggers (they do this at Movie Theaters also)

Is the oldest by a few minutes, calls Dark Moon little sibling because of it hehe- and Sunshine is the youngest

Besties with Daisy >:3

Very competitive (Becomes a menace in Mario Kart, mainly bc of how I play hehe)

Likes to host parties sometimes, mainly for other Boo's though- it's not too fond of people

Dislikes loud noises but tolerates them

Used to go by Big Boo before being King (sm64), but is also called Boodwin

Sunshine:

Grows his own herbs (if you know what I mean hehe), DM actually helped them figure out how to start growing them too

It's favorite fruit is durian :3, pineapples and mangoes are also a big fav of theirs

Likes getting tattoos, like the Phanta Manta one on their back :3- also lets others draw on him sometimes, mainly the lil boos

Is more of an cool uncle than a dad to the Boo's, though some of them call him dad sometimes

More outgoing than the other two, usually the best at making friends with others. When you work at a Casino you're gonna be interacting with a bunch of people so yeah-

Sometimes makes people lose on purpose, esp if they were rude to the staff. And finds it hilarious when people waste all their coins on a game.

Enjoys traveling on their free time, been just about everywhere on Isle Delfino and the other Islands surrounding it :3

Goes by Tropicaboo (which is named after Tropicabug from Bugsnax bc I am a nerd)

[jensettermandu]

*clears my throat* here we go bitches, gtfo

I hereby present my application to be your tootsie wootsie's boo thang:

I can.. cook decently, clean and stuff, sah wife

I am SO funny trust

I can get interested in any hobby she has promise on my grandmomma (shes stardust now so that has to be like extra points)

I SUPPORT YOU AND LOVE YOUR STORIES so thats automatically bonus points

I am an extrovert boo and I think she is too so like good match

(I am definitely not ignoring my thesis to come say this idk how many days after you replied to that anon, DONT JUDGE BOO)

it's a no.

reason: these are the basics (everyone should have these down) and nothing really stands out bestie, plus tootsie wootsie is an introvert. she deserves someone extraordinary, this is something i can find anywhere so...

i also kind of forgot to tell her about all this 😅

[fierce-trait]

YALL I DID IT.. YA GIRL HAS DECORATED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!

In all my years of simming I said.. me? decorating? eff that. Fully furnished house me PLEASE. 😂 But today, I took it upon myself to decorate five unfurnished rooms from @hellosimssimblr's lovely build, Charlesburough (thank you so much for adding the stables, I appreciate you! I hope I wasn't much of a bother🥹🥹💞).

Shoutout to my new bestie-boo @surroundedbythestjamesfamily (give her a follow, her blog is under construction at the moment 🤩), I don't think I would've even gotten to this point to begin with if we weren't in planning-mode these past couple days figuring out which world, houses, etc. we were going to use for our gameplay where our sim fams shall finally cross paaaaaths, exciting! 🤩

Does this mean I'm no longer allowed to say I can't decorate for shit? Because wow, for my first go I really did the damn thang. 😭

Idk man, its not much but I'm proud. 🥹

[lvminosityy]

heading into the new year ive been thinking what i want out of my bbys so ive come up with a few little plots for funsies. pls lemme know if youre interested in any or if you'd like to plot something out in general. im open to all ideas!

seungho

there are very few people seungho doesnt get along with and im here to say im ready for his inner bitch to come out at someone. pls give me ex-friends, exes on bad terms (he can be the cause if you'd like. i have mentioned he's cheated on someone if you wanna snatch that up), competition, no i dont like you because thats MY best friend you're calling your bestie idkidk

hes done it once but i'd like for him to write another song. hes not looking for writing credits or anything like that but i think he's kinda seen what it goes into making a song and he wants to do it again

eden

someone who kinda makes him see things differently. he's very cynical. so I guess someone who makes him a better person and not as bitter lmao

a boo thang. I don't mean just a fwb I mean someone who he'd actually wanna be there for. someone who would make him smile just thinking about them. asking 'does my hair look okay?' when that person shows up type vibes. I think he's been done with love and romance and general for a while now so it might be time for him to kinda see what's out there again

danbi

fake pr dating!! i love these type of plots especially if they hate each other! could be for an upcoming drama/song release/brand deal idk we can talk it out

more collabs bc she loves them especially when working with her girlies

jooha

a lil crushy crush. he likes admiring them from a far. blushes like crazy when around the. avoids eye contact. stuttering. mixing up words. he gonna snort if they say something the tiniest bit funny. it doesnt need to be reciprocated if you dont want

bad influence!!! he has a smart mouth when he wants to but he's never been a bad boy so i feel like he could be taking more risks whether that means drugs/alcohol or whatever

[cosmicstarlatte]

Omg mammon my loveeee. Yeah Satan recently joined bc of NB. I didn't play the og much bc it confused me sm lol. I like the rhythm part to NB but I do kinda suck at it. Mammon refuses to come home 😭 I have fuckin two UR+/UR Lucifer. UR Levi. UR Satan even UR Luke but no Mammon 😭😭

Yes yesss spicy cove 👀👀 the wedding night one was top tier. I'm ecstatic. I haven't done the dlc of the others bc I'm so committed LOL but I know they're amazing.

I just like my men angry n mean but soft to me. Lucifer got me bc he's all untouchable but in certain stories he's all for touching etc. I'm downnn.

Yeah TokyoRev is pain but it ended in the way I wanted in the manga lol

My bestie looooves rengoku. Uzui is sooo handsome but I'm greedy. Can't share n I'm not sorry lmaooo. Sanemi is my boo thang I'll love him forever!!!!

- Angsty Anon

yeah the game takes a little getting use to but the guides I looked at made it a little easier c: I still love & hate the whole rhythm thing, I'm just so bad at them & usually skip them. 😭 I hope he comes home soon to you! That was me & Lucifer I lost track of how many pulls i did in the beginning to get him. ...I did splurge a bit but it was a bday present to myself at the time. Then i saw the leveling system & regretted it. Still stuck. 🥲🥲🥲

Okay now I know I really have to get the wedding dlc then!! I'm gonna be a CHANGED person after, I know it, & Im gonna blame you!! 😆

alakdjfglfjsjdklsj Lucifer will always be a pathetic bb girl & no one can tell me otherwise!!

I'm glad Tokyo Rev ended how you wanted :) sometimes it sucks when it goes a different direction than what you want but whatever the mangaka says, goes. 😭 *me watching gege evily rn tho*

& ur bestie has good taste, rengoku is so cute & precious but like also so strong & ugh he's a little ray of sunshine! 😭 LMAOO I'm glad u know what u want! & what u like!! 😌

edit: I ended up going on a rb spree on my sideblog bc of cove LMAO

[ppumeonae-bigvibe]

call me up - seungmin

↖ navigation: stray kids masterlist || main masterlist

pairing: best friend! seungmin x gn! reader

↬ tags: non-idol! au, calling like lovesick fools methinks, platonic bestie! + gn! reader, seungmin just wants to see your littol face

summary: when calling has become the norm, to not call felt weirder (alternatively, seungmin misses you too much that he has gotta call you) [this is a self indulgent fic]

word count: 451 words

a/n: this was supposed to go up on october 1st ! but little did i know that the wheel generator had chosen seungmin and i thought why not celebrate my bias' birthday

you @ 3.07pm : im eating now, wanna call? 

seungmin @ 3.08pm : sure thing ;d

seungmin beamed as he accepted the call, his heart thumping loudly in his chest as you talked about your day through mouthfuls of food. you paused occasionally to actually chew and swallow, and seungmin fills up the gaps by telling you about his day.

you lamented about the various things that didn’t quite make your day, while also pointing out highlights that made seungmin listen intently. he doesn’t hesitate to interject, inserting interesting moments of his day. 

you bid him goodbye to go back to work, and seungmin still has a silly smile plastered on his face. 

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you @ 12.34am : you up? can we call?

seungmin @ 12.35am :  of course 

seungmin hurriedly dials your number and when he hears your exhausted sigh his heart drops. he gives you time to collect your thoughts, gently encouraging you to tell him what’s on your mind. If you asked him to distract you, he’d gladly do so, talking about everything and anything.

when he finally hears you chuckle at a funny anecdote, he feels tons better. he makes sure to check in on you from time to time, and as the clock ticks away in the dark, he accompanies you until all he hears is static silence. 

seungmin ends the call for you, popping a text telling you to confide in him. 

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seungmin @ 22.09pm : call?

seungmin feels stupid for wanting to call you. He deleted the message. 

seungmin @ 22.09pm : *deleted message*  seungmin @ 22.09pm : ignore that

your lack of response makes him feel that maybe he shouldn’t have texted at all. You could be busy anyways, right?

you @ 22.15pm : open up 

seungmin paused and did a double take at your message. In the next moment, he registers knocking on the door and he’s greeted by you holding a box of cake in your hands. 

“surprise! happy birthday!”

you were practically radiating joy and he couldn’t help but burst out giggling at your antics. you had donned on the weirdest headband that had his face stuck on the “antennas”, and the cake had frosting which read “you my little boo thang” in english. 

“you remembered?” you rolled your eyes at his half-hearted question, “what do you mean remembered?! you are literally my best friend, my ride or die! I’d smack myself against a pole if I did.” You shook your head exaggeratedly and seungmin herded you into his home, mood instantly better at the fact you were here. 

“thank you for this really. respectfully, i love you.” he playfully teased and you nudged him, “i’m here for you always.”

@ppumeonae-bigvibe 's work ; likes and reblogs are appreciated <3

[heavyhitterheaux]

😍😍 you’re everything to me! Bestie I can’t even imagine how tough those ratios are but lowkey love hearing about your nursing chronicles lol it let’s me live though you 😆 also baBY those shorts on jackman looking hella short but 👀 show me the front hehe 🤤 we know it long 😂 I’m exhausted but thots are still thotting - ✨

Hii bestie boo!

Baby it's a hot ass mess in the hospital tonight but anywayyy

Yes! I need a front view because WE KNOW that thang be THANGIN AND SWANGIN 🤭

We takes no breaks from thotting. It is mandatory at all times lmao

[bvnnybrains]

Hey bestie it's Amory! I was wondering if I could get a bnha matchup?

Im 5'5 with shoulder length brown hair with some leftover lighter shades of brown from bleaching it, icy blue eyes and glasses

I'm also an INFP, Sagittarius and rising Aquarius

Im very caring and empathetic. Sometimes though I'm so empathetic that I soak up emotions like a sponge and sometimes I'll even soak up the negative emotions. I am however also very brave, I will always stick up for those who are being singled out or picked on. I also am very dedicated and hardworking. I'm actually graduating a year early bc of how much I work on my school work.

As far as negative traits go, I'm hotheaded. Im also overemotional and can be very cruel when I need to be. Not something I'm proud of necessarily but it does come in handy when I need to scare ppl into leaving me or someone else alone.

In my free time I like to do makeup, cosplay, watch crime shows, watch crime documentaries and make my own theories about what happened and Im an activist for things I believe in (mental health, LGBTQIA+, BLM, etc.)

If I was in the bnha universe I would not be a hero or a villain, I would be a vigilante fighting for what I think is right. But since Im not in bnha, I am currently working on becoming a physical therapist :)

Since we already talk quite a bit outside of tumblr feel free to include what ever other information youve picked up on through out our friendship :)

Thank you so much and stay safe 💗

Omg hey bestie boo thang <3 I’ve honestly been think about this for a very hot minute and there’s really only one person I’d *allow* the honor of being matched with you. I’m super excited about it lol

You’re match is…

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Kirishima Eijiro

♡ First off, y’all do wonders for each other’s self esteem

♡ Youre naturally just so sweet to everyone and Kirishima is the exact same. You two just genuinely care for eachother so much and it’s so cute ahhhh

♡ His positive attitude and emotional strength really helps when you’re upset. You’re understanding nature really helps when he’s upset. It works out great.

♡ The fact you care so much about youre sister? He thinks that’s the manliest shit in the world. He loves it.

♡ On that, he also LOVES your sister. He makes an effort to try and get along with her and make sure she likes him. He understands how much she means to you. He starts to treat her as if she’s his own sister. Does that mean okay fighting? Yeah, but he makes sure he never goes too far. He wouldn’t want to make you mad.

♡ He’s batshit terrified of you when you’re mad.

♡ Yeah, you may be hot headed, but his best friend is the one and only Bakugo Katsuki. I think he’ll be fine.

♡ He tries his best to follow your theories and true crime documentaries. He never really understood the appeal, but again, he tries for you.

♡ He is SO down for girls night with you. Do his makeup, he won’t mind. Cosplay might be a bit harder for him to get into since it’s not really his thing, but he’s is always supportive. Pictures? Got it. Makeup opinions? Done. Tips? He can sure as hell try.

♡ Overall, he’s just so supportive of you, and he values that you are the same way with him. You guys probably dye his hair together. You don’t judge him for what’s happened before but you also don’t let him give too much of himself up. Y’all would just be so cute and ugh I love you guys!

[lovinkiri]

Okay hear me out but can I request nsfw hc’s of Bakugo, Dabi, Shinsou, and Kirishima reacting to their dummy thicc gf who just loves to cater to her bae and make him feel good (physically and emotionally)?

Sis has the curves for days. Ass like Megan Thee Stallion, Soft plump lips amazing for head and kissing, Thighs that are so soft, who needs pillows? Tiddies that tiddy, and wide hips perfect for gripping when her back is getting blown out. Does he want head? Her mouth is prepared and her hair is in a ponytail. Does he wanna eat her out? She got her super soaker kitty dripping on the spot. And does he just wanna bend her over the table for looking so cute in that skirt? Say less, cuz she’s already arching her back. Did he grab/smack her ass from behind? She’ll just giggle and greet him or ask if he wants something to eat while calling him “baby”.

Of course, she does enjoy comforting them when they need it, cooking them new recipes to try, massaging em when their body is sore from hero/villain work, and just letting them lay their head on her lap/tiddies as she runs her fingers in their hair and lets them chill there. I just wanna see these guys go ham on a baddie.

Baddie At Home

Author's Thoughts: You went in and i'm feelin it boo! I see you, and I gotchu 😌 this ask just screams 🎶Shawty a lil baddie, she my little boo thang🎶

Warning: Smut, Oral (Giving and receiving), Spanking, Cursing, Dirty talk, etc.

Katsuki Bakugou

Katsuki l o v e s to show off his boo.

You guys have company? That's cool.

He still smacks your ass when you get up.

And the shock of his friends when you don't get upset.

Whwn you simply giggle, kiss his cheek, and ask-

"Want something to eat, baby?"

"Nah, I'm good, Doll."

Yeah, that's right, he said Doll.

He's not embarrassed either.

Bby you can wear whatever the hell you want because at the end of the day, his hand is in your back pocket.

And he's smirking at the unlucky bastards who wish they had you.

Having asked you out is the best thing he's ever done and he stands by that.

He loves you, his friends love you, and you're so genuine.

And Mina? You're her new bestie. She approves, times ten.

And he might not show it often, but he appreciates the hell out of you

Always had his back, always made sure he ate, always made sure he okay.

Always made sure he had everything before he left for work, always ran a shower and massaged his muscles after work.

Always there to let him vent his frustration out, whether it be lending a ear or letting him fuck you stupid.

And you were down for it, letting him take all of it out on your pussy, which was always ready for him.

He can't get over the feeling of you riding him when he's had a bad day.

See, Bakugou always knew he was gonna be the best. And he is.

Cause he gets to come home to you.

Dabi

You and Dabi started out being each other's booty calls.

Yeah, I said each other. He was getting those late night "Wanna come over?" Texts too.

And he was so whipped for the kitty that he came straight over.

After a while, he actually had a conversation with you and realized you were pretty cool.

So there was a slow transition of Booty Calls -> Friends With Benefits

He could stay at your place and game with you, then fuck you as you played online with others

With the mic on of course

And he was content with this for a while

Something changed when he was out one night and saw a man leaving your house

It shouldn't have mattered really, you could do whatever you damn well pleased

But it did matter, to Dabi at least

He didn't know why but it did

So he asked you about it in a joking way, saying he was just passing through the neighborhood

And you said it was just a date and that nothing actually happened

But Dabi knew it was a matter of time before something did happen. You wanted something serious.

And while Dabi had never been in an actual relationship, he decided to try

Its not like he was attached to anyone else and besides-

You gave the best head, had the best pussy, and the best attitude.

And the fact that he could genuinely vibe with you? It was worth a shot to him. He didn't think much would change.

Honestly he was surprised you said yes but moving on-

He was also surprised by the sudden care you invested in him

When he came over, there was a hot meal waiting for him

"Hey, baby, I made you something. Why don't you eat and I'll go get the shower ready?" He looked like he needed one not gonna lie

And that's exactly what he did. He ate that plate and took a shower

And when you were in bed and he said he needed some head, you plump lips wasted no time smiling and going down on him

Feels so good he can't even question where you got the rubber band that kept your hair up

And when he wants your pussy, you spread your legs and rub your clit, and watches your arousal build as you prep yourself for him.

His Little Miss Perfect

Hitoshi Shinsou

You already know Hitoshi's a simp for you

Brags that he has the best lookin girl, period

He'll grab your ass just to show everyone that you're his

And does not care who judges

His only response is "This make you mad?" Before he does it again.

And you giggle and tell him its okay, asking if he wants a drink

And he just leans down and presses a kiss to your soft lips

He loves and appreciates everything you do

When its hard to sleep, you lay his head in your lap and run your fingers through his hair

And when he wakes up, you've cleaned up his room and are offering him something to eat

As he sits up, you sit behind him and kiss his head, rubbing his shoulders

And he immediately turns to putty in your hands

You're whispering sweet words in his ear, boosting his ego

Then you're in his lap, petting him as his lips find your nipple, his hand fondling the other tiddy.

Your sweet gasps and encouraging moans tell him not to stop and he doesn't because you're just so good to him

So he's gonna make you feel good

He's glad you listen when he tells you to turn around so he can finger that cunt

And he does, his thick fingers pushing in and out gently, going as fast as you'd like.

His thumb is circling your clit and when he tells you to say his name, you cry it out like a good little play thing

You let him push his cock into your hole, and you mumble a thank you for filling you up

And its that thank you that makes him pin you against the bed and fuck you until you're only seeing stars

And like a good girl your telling him how good it feels, using your words until you can't

You're gripping the sheets and even when he stops thrusting, your pussy is pushed back against his cock over and over, begging to be filled

And what kinda boyfriend would he be if he didn't oblige?

Eijirou Kirishima

Eijirou was confused when you asked him out.

Like of course he said yes but why him?

You were the best looking woman he'd ever seen and you wanted him

His insecurities were no help but if there was one thing he knew, it was that you loved him as much as he loved you, a lot

You'd always dote on him, when he had company over you'd kiss his lips and ask if you could get him anything

When you're out and people stare at you (they always do), you sit on his lap wrap his arms around, cuddling into him

They get the message pretty fast and back off

And pretty soon, Eijirou's pulling you into his lap himself

Every day he came home to a fresh cooked meal

Sometimes they were meals he'd never tried before because you were always finding new recipes for his diet so that it didn't get borin

And everything you made was delicious

Oh but nothing could compare to the sight of you cooking his favorite meal with nothing but an apron on

He'd walk over and grip the hips that he loves oh so much

Pull you against him and pressed kisses to your neck

And he nearly loses it when you reach over and turn off the stove

Such a good girl

Then you bend down and arch your back, shaking your ass and politely offering your cunt like a good girl

And the first thing he does is land a smack to your ass, watching you moan and push back

He bites his lip and you grind your ass against his clothed cock

He's the luckiest man alive, he's sure of it

[ughdontbeboring]

Pay Back pt 2

Ez x Reader

Ez makes things a little worse before making them better

Warnings: um? Ez is a cheeky bitch? Lol, cursing, implied smut

Part One

Note: it’s short and I’m starting to realize it may not flow with part 3 so yea but it will be with the same couple just a different name since it’s not back to back but in the same AU.

Do not reuse or re post my works anywhere.

BUT do reblog,like,love and comment all that good shit if you fucking with it ☺️

@thesandbeneathmytoes hope you enjoy it!

It hadn’t been more then a few minutes after she walked out the room that her keen ears picked up on the shower turning on. She laughed to herself,

“that’s right baby take a cold one.” She said mostly to herself.

“Quién?” Carmen asked her. She looked up startled from her thoughts, to see all 8 women staring at her. She cursed under her breath knowing they wouldn’t drop it until they knew what was going on. Nosy bitches.

So like girlfriends do she filled them in on what had happened, not going to into full details about EZ well endowed ness, since 2 of the women she didn’t really know. They were friends of the birthday girl, one of her besties Deja.

“He’s gonna be so grumpy til you give him some” Shanice said laughing, “I feel bad for the guys when he goes to the yard for his shift”.

“Well that’s what he gets” you said shrugging your shoulders, and quite frankly that wasn’t even the full punishment, y’all still had to talked about it.

“Girl pleaseeeee” Deja said playfully sucking her teeth, “Yo ass gonna give in, I’ve seen photos of the man and on FaceTime a few times and ain’t no way you staying off of that”.

Now was your turn to suck your teeth as you scrunched up your face.

“Chill he alright Sis” you said lying through your teeth as all your girls started yelling and laughing calling you out on your bullshit.

“¡Basta ya!” You fussed before laughing. “Enough about me and my man that’s on punishment, let’s get this birthday brunch for my boo thang started!” You yell hyping the group up.

Everyone picked up their champagne glasses and toasted to the birthday girl.

The round table you had brought in especially for the occasion to fit all 8 women was packed with food, drinks and beautiful decorations. The whole front of your house was actually, decorated to the 9s. Pink and white everywhere. Conversations were in full swing, the noise level was definitely up there, women speaking to another across the table and such. It had been a good 40mins since Ez started the shower, there was no way he was still in there. The only times you’ve known him to stay that long is when y’all were fucking in the shower or when he took baths with you. You shook your head as you pushed the thoughts out of your mind not wanting to let yourself get excited at the table of women.

What you didn’t know was Ez had spent the rest of his shower after finding his release thinking of a way to get you back, to tease you as you did him, to match your cruelty after such a long time apart. A week was too long in Ez’s eyes. And if you wanted to play games he was all for it.

You were so engrossed in taking your selfie with Imani and Shanice, you didn’t hear bare feet lazily thud down the hallway. And you didn’t notice the chatter come to a abrupt stop at first. The silence only catching your attention as you heard your refrigerator door open and a deep sigh from you right.

A scowl graced your face as your eyes took in your shirtless boyfriend standing and drinking OJ out the carton, refrigerator door covering the lower half of his body. In the moment you remember how much you hated that refrigerator, old ass thing. You couldn’t wait for your new one to finally arrive.

One of the girls cleared their throat as they all stared in awe of the shirtless man before them with the exception of Shanice.

Ez turned slowly as if he didn’t know there was a full ass birthday brunch happening at the moment. He eyes found yours and you could see the challenge in them with a hint of lust still lingering from earlier.

“Oh ladies, my bad I didn’t remember there was a brunch party”.

All the women started to speak at once save for you and Shanice, who maybe even rolled her eyes harder then you at the women’s desperate attempt at getting Ez’s attention.

“Princesa wheres your manners?” He asked before he shut the door and strolled just a bit closer.

One of the women behind you dropped her champagne glass, the breaking glass the only thing to be heard over the gasps of the women. Even you gasped. You couldn’t believe him! Ezekiel fucking Reyes stood in front of you in a white towel hanging low on his hips. His tan body even tanner from the summer sun of south Cali. And dick print in full view. The thick long print held the gaze of all the women and Ez didn’t even try to hide the boyish grin that covered his face. Your friend Rebecca started to cough on her champagne.

“I’m Ez, the boyfriend”.

All the women stunned by the sight. He strolled just a bit closer since you were at the end and leaned down to kiss your head, his towel coming face to face with you. You bit you lip, your sure if you opened your mouth drool would just pool out. As mad as you were a big part of you was turned on.

“Pull it down” You heard whispered from someone in the group behind you, your head shot back to glare at the women, not fully sure who said it as Ezekiel chuckled.

“I’m about to head out baby, don’t wanna be the only cock in the hen house” he smirked as he turned to walk away, “Oh Feliz Cumpleaños Deja” he threw over his shoulder with a smile.

And just like that he was off into your bedroom. Your once chatty dinning room was now deathly quiet as all the women sat in shock. You knew most of them probably never even seen a man that half a divine as your, or what he was working with. The body that looked like God sculpted it with his hands taking his time along with all body parts.

“Sisssssssssss” Imani said as she looked at you with a proud face.

“I-“

“Girl your man is BLESSED, and you one lucky puta”. One of Deja’s friends said.

Lucky wasn’t a word you would use to describe how you felt in the moment. Mad, annoyed, horny were some. But you knew once you got over this you would definitely feel blessed and lucky. If Ez wanted to play this game you’d play.

But as much as you wanted to you wouldn’t go into the room it was a set up. And if you did you’d let him fuck your brains out while your girls listened.

“Who wants henny?” You asked as you got up and walked to the kitchen, desperate to focus on something else.

Another 20 mins had past when Ez walked out. Still shirtless, but this time had his white short sleeve shirt and kutte in his hand. His denims hanging low with white boxers visible and a sliver chain hanging on his belt next to a knife.

Again the women watched as you rolled your eyes while walking past him into the kitchen again. He slipped his shirt on and then his kutte before leaving against the counter to watch you angrily grab forks for the cake.

If you though Ezekiel would just leave with saying a proper goodbye to his annoyed girlfriend you were wrong.

“Babe”

There was no answer with your back still to him as you grabbed a large cutting knife. Before you could shut the draw you felt a firm hand grabbed you arm and pull you back, almost making you lose you balance in your heels, but his other hand snaked behind your back to help you stay steady. And then his mouth was on yours in another passionate kiss, it was all so fast your head was spinning. You were so caught in the kiss you didn’t care about the 8 sets of eyes on y’all getting a free show. The forks laid on the counter as you free hand went to grabbed his face and your would hand with the knife on his shoulder. You made sure it wasn’t close enough to cut but your brain wouldn’t work properly for you to actually put it down. Your moans slipped into his mouth as his large hands roamed down to your ass, slowly spreading your fat ass cheeks in your short dress. You felt a hardness near your lower belly and pushed back. Both out our breathe as you stared at each other in a daze.

Ez licked his lips before kissing you forehead again, “I’ll see you later baby” he said before working to the door. Nodding at the ladies as he passed them.

A shit eating grin graced his face as he heard one of your girls say “dammmmmmn chica you dickmitized off that biker” before the door had shut and stepped into the summer heat.

Ez sat on his bike while putting his helmet on, he had to think of something good to make up for missing last night, and he’ll prob need Shanice’s help to do it. He decided he would text her later as he started his bike before pulling out into the street.

x

[lilyeholland]

Driver’s License

[Luke Patterson x Reader]

Requested: YES! By my bestie @dakotagillespie !!! (go follow her, she makes amazing art♥). 

Based off the song ‘driver’s license’ by Olivia Rodrigo

Summary: After a whole Spring and Summer of Luke teaching Y/N to drive, she’s finally ready to get her license and makes plans to take her boyfriend back to his parent’s after he plays at the Orpheum. 

A/N: Bruh I’m literally making little mini series’ about Sunset Curve’s boo thangs before they died..... sorry for all the angst but also I’m not sorry at all :)

“Pull over, pull over, pull over,” Luke repeats enthusiastically, scared but still giggling at how horrible of a driver you are. 

You quickly turn on your blinker and pull off to the side of the road, feeling your heart beat all the way down your arms. You felt like it was making the whole car shake. 

You look over at Luke, eyes wide, nervous to look into his eyes after almost killing him. ‘Almost killing him’ is an exaggeration. You only swerved into the other lane a little because you thought you saw a squirrel in the middle of the road. Turns out, it was just a leaf. 

“Well that was,” Luke struggles to find the right words, “an adventure.” He looks at your face, sees your on the verge of tears and trying so hard to bottle it up and shifts his position in the passenger’s seat. “Hey, it’s okay. I sucked at driving too when I first started.”

“You think I suck at driving?” You nearly shout at him, only half of you taking offense to that. 

“Wait, no! No, no, no. That’s not what I meant, I mean-” he takes a deep breath and huffs it out in a laugh. 

You give him a tilted look, your pending tears now fading away as a smile crosses her face. “I know what you meant, Luke,” you interrupt his babbling and reach out for his hand. “I’m just giving you a hard time.”

“Well, don’t do that!” He bats his eyelashes as he looks back up at you, your hand fitting snug in his. “Also, please try not to kill me anymore, okay? I wanna be able to live to play the Orpheum.” 

“AH!” you shout in a teasing-defensive tone, taking the map from off the dashboard and hitting him with it. 

“Hey, hey, hey!” he shouts as he reaches through your hands to tickle your sides, knowing it’s your weakness. Immediately, your hands fly to his to try and get him to stop. Loud laughs and high pitched squeals fill the car as you fight off each other’s loving touches. 

“This probably looks so wrong,” Luke say through a breathless laugh.

“What do you mean?” you get out once you’re able to stop laughing.

“A pulled over, fogged up car that’s rocking back and forth? People are gonna think we’re up to something naughty.” Luke decrescendos his voice so its merely a whisper by the end of his sentence. 

“And what if we were?” You tease, brushing the mess of hair out of his face. 

“Aaah,” he nods his head and smiles. “I like the way you think, Y/N,” he leans up closer to you, his nose brushing against yours until your lips meet. He pushes himself up more so he’s taller than you, continuing to kiss you and hold the side of your face in his hand. 

“I’m never gonna get my license if we keep doing this every time you take me driving,” you say in between kisses, your smile clashing on top of his. 

He groans and pulls himself off of you. “You take your test in what? Like a week?”

“On Wednesday, yeah.”

“So, we’re fiiiiineee,” he sings. “We should still probably take you home so your mom doesn’t flip out on me for having you out too late. One of our mothers already hates me, we don’t need both of them to.”

“Luke, don’t say that. Your mom doesn’t hate you.” You reassure him, looking longingly into his now sad eyes. 

“She sure acts like it,” he looks down at his hands and his voice gets quiet. Noticing the tension in the car he’s created, he quickly perks up and says, “switch me spots, I’ll take you home,” with a smile and a wink. 

You hadn’t talked to Luke in a while. Every time you went by his house, he wasn’t there because him and his mom were fighting. You hated seeing how estranged he was from his mother and wished you could do something to help. 

Today, you drove by his house to tell him the exciting news that you had passed your driver’s test!! To your luck, he was outside pulling some weeds when you pulled up in the driveway. He gave you a look and wiggled his eyebrows once he realized it was you driving that 92′ Chevy Blazer. You quickly got out of the car and ran into his arms.

You couldn’t decide if he was more cute or more hot with his cut off shirt, gardening gloves and sunhat. 

“I didn’t expect to see you here,” you smile as you rub in some of the sunscreen on his cheek. 

“Yeah, mom’s making me do yardwork before band practice.” He rolls his eyes and scoffs. “But look at you! You got your license, and a car?!” He changes his mood so quickly, pointing over to your new ride. “This is sick, Y/N,” he wraps his arm over your shoulders and brings you in for a side hug, kissing the top of your head while doing so. 

“I know! Now I can actually pick you up after the show and we can maybe come back here after?”

Luke groans again. “Do we have to? She doesn’t even know we’re playing there, yet.”

“I think it would be nice for her to see how good you guys actually are. Maybe she’ll be more supportive after that.” You shrug at him, trying to convince him that she just needs some time to come around.

“Speaking of the devil,” Luke starts, “let’s go somewhere before she gets back,” he coos as she pulls you into his body. 

“Don’t you have to do yardwork?”

“I’m basically done,” he bites off his gardening gloves and throws them into the yard. 

“Okay, cowboy,” you tease him as you flick his sunhat off of his head and walk off to the driver’s side of the car. 

“Don’t let Reggie hear you call me that, he’s been trying to get us to sing country music for forever.”

You laugh at the messy-haired boy beside you, soaking in the moment of the two of you together before he makes it big with Sunset Curve and won’t be able to see you as much anymore. 

“You know, I wish you were more comfortable driving so I could hold your hand right now,” he looks over at you, although your eyes are glued to the road ahead of you. You manage to get out a laugh, fighting the temptation to look at his cute face. 

Since he can’t hold your hand, he settles for resting his had on your knee. Which, in your opinion, was much better.

[smileysuh]

hi!!

so I’ve been re reading your nct frat fics (for like the 20th time because how tf are they so good?????) and I was wondering about smth..

like the readers in all the fics are different right? like in the jaehyun one, you talk about haechan’s gf and Johnny’s gf, and like they have different personalities kinda? but I feel like they’re all kinda sassy and stubborn (but super kind hearted) but what would happen if they met?? like I feel like they would clash yk😂

imagine putting all of the members you wrote for + their girlfriends in the same room

wouldn’t that be chaos??💀💀

anyways idk if u got what I meant but yeah hahah

aw thank you!!!! yeah the readers are all different!

I hadn't planned on making a whole universe tbh! the few times i have in other fandoms i used to write for, i would do original characters to make it easier, but in kpop people generally read inserts? i speckled in glimpses of the other girlfriends into the newer frat fics for sure :)

you're right about them all being kinda powerful SDFGHJK. as someone who had an amazing 3 years being a Frat Boy Fucker- I wanted to put some of my real life experiences into these things and i'm a lil frat boy 2.0, so lots of these y/n's ended up being besties with frat boys and such-

even though Y/N is a reader insert, you have to give them some personality, so here's a run down of how i see the different characters from the frat series (and to be fair i haven't read them in a while so my memory isn't 100%):

Johnny's y/n is besties with Mark, Taeyong, Doyoung and Haechan- she's more of a motherly type and definitely takes care of Haechan and Mark more than they'd care to admit, she doesn't take shit from people but she has that soft side. I would identify her as a Sub.

Doyoung's y/n is his fuck buddy. she's super chill, which is exactly what Doyoung needs, but at the same time she has this air of superiority and isn't afraid to teach a guy exactly what she expects of him in bed. I would identify her as a switch who would rather be a sub, but won't bend for men who don't deserve her respect.

Haechan's y/n is someone he knew from high school, they're both stubborn, competitive and bad at making decisions. I would identify them both as power switches.

Jaehyun's y/n is Yuta's best friend, she's kind of cold, kind of bitchy, but that's just because she knows what she wants and hates it when her plans are spoiled by MEN. i would identify her as a switch.

Lucas's y/n is a bit of a himbo like him, a true bruh, a beer pong legend, and the best wingman ever. i would identify both her and Lucas as not caring for roles like dom and sub, they just fight for power in the best of ways.

Because of the way this has happened with most of the girls being more powerful - which, to be fair, i think really suits these specific men - Mark's y/n will be a subby lil baby boo thang

and then Kun's y/n is going to be more of an academic which is a different vibe from the inner frat y/n's who i've been making recently :)

i think, as a switch myself, i choose favs i think would be able to handle me, and when i write for them, it's hard for me not to project myself into the kind of power the y/n has, and sometimes the switchiness too-

so now to your question about all the girls meeting-

Doyoung and Lucas's girls had a whole scene together in Bunny so we know they vibe.

I think Johnny's y/n would be happy Haechan found a y/n, even if they clash sometimes-

Jaehyun and his y/n are both kind of the 'im too pretty to have friends' types, so i don't think they'd be spending much time with the other girls and would be left to their own devices - or y/n would be with Yuta

so yeah, i see Haechan and Johnny's y/n's being buds, Lucas and Doyoung's y/n's having mutual respect for each other and the vibe of sexual liberation cuz they've both had frat fuck buddies, so they get each other

and jae's y/n is just too hot to have friends SERDTYFUGIH

thank you so much for this message? i feel like i wrote too much as a response, but i love my characters and my lil universes and it's really fun to talk about them :)

i miss frat au :( i wanna get back to them soon

[trumpkinhotboy]

hey 😏😏

Hehe hi fwiend,

1. First impression:

I loooooved your writing (and still do hehe) tbh, i dont even remember how i 'discovered' you, but i know that when i saw your blog and read your work i fell in love

2. Truth is:

That i love u so foken much, I think you're an amazing writer and person. I adore your content. The first time we spoke it just kinda connected instantly and I felt sooo welcomed and like basically we are the same person🤣 also the fact that ur always encouraging me when I feel down and that you read my twilight stuff even tho you've never read/seen it is making me want to cry on the floor curled up in a small ball.

3. How old do you look:

I'm kinda cheating for this one cuz i already know your age hehe, but i'd say you look your age, maybe a little older tho too:)

4. Have you ever made me laugh:

IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION OMG

5. Have you ever made me mad:

It's not actually your fault🙄 but i do be mad when u don't feel good and i can't give u a real hug to make u feel better or like kidnap you to have a sleepover with movies blankets and food 😤

6. Best feature:

You're always so supportive, for literally anything. The first time we spoke you told me "at least now we got each other" and... yea my heart🥺 + we just 'work' together if that makes sense? with you i can go from being a crack head directioner to talk about serious stuff and all that, so yea, i lub u❤

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:

ofc platonic crush works BCUZ BBY SAME

8. You're my:

boo thang, bestie babe, friend and i appreciate u x 100000000

[katieamazeballs]

DWTS Tour recap!

Hey y’all! Here’s my (ever entertaining) tour recap! First of all, we are so grateful to this beautiful lady for giving us tickets for Christmas and coming with us. She was a little reluctant to go considering we told her we’d be leaving the house at 3 and returning God only knows when. But she wanted pics with the pros to brag to her Zumba friends. Imma say our experience delivered. She can’t wait to go next year!

After killing time with endless Jenga battles, we left at 3 to head downtown.

(Y’all should be impressed)

We got downtown, parked, and walked to the bus in hopes we’d see someone. Low and behold......

Abs Boo Thang was exiting the bus at that moment! He was in a rush but came over for a pic and a quick chat. She asked him if he remembered her from last year and he was like “Oh, yeah, of course!” (Bwahahaha). In typical fangirl Katie fashion....I totally forgot to give him his note 🤦🏻‍♀️ or get a pic with him. I’m so bad at this 😂. Abs asked where Wit was right as Carson was getting off the bus. Alan walked over and told him to go get Wit as they were walking into the venue. We stood there and the security lady came over and told us we couldn’t stand there so we left to do a lap of the venue. When we walked to the other side of the bus, we saw a couple way in the distance walking and my mom said “That could be Val and Jenna!” We watched for a second and I saw that mother truckin fanny pack strapped across the man’s chest and I was like “Holy crap it is!!!!” So we walked towards them hoping they’d turn down that sidewalk and not go towards the back of the venue. We leaned against a wall and “got busy on our phones” and put Abs on “see if they come this way” duty. She goes “Um....they are and Val just waved at me!” So we waited till they got closer and turned to wait. They stopped and Val said hello to us and Abs latched herself onto Jenna. My mom told them they were a beautiful couple and asked for a picture

I took one with Val while Abs latched herself back onto Jenna.

I asked him to sign my book and he laughed when I told him I carried that damned thing through MVP and forgot to ask him then

While he was signing, I got a pic with this gorgeous love

Then Abs latched herself onto Val. I went to take a pic and got this absolute gem

Abs is a little salty that she didn’t get one with Val alone but it worked out because somehow the one of her and Jen didn’t take (I think because he asked me a question and I turned to talk to him). We chatted a minute and I completely forgot to ask the questions I had planned (as big of a game as I talk...I’m a total blubbering idiot in front of them). Jen was surprised to see his book without the jacket because she hadn’t seen it naked before. My mom told her it was because I didn’t want it to get messed up in my purse and Val was like “that’s damn smart!” They left and I hollered “Oh my God come back! I have notes for you! I’m such a terrible fangirl in person”. Jenna laughed and Val told me I held it together better than most.

After that encounter we went back to the bus. The security lady chased us off again so we did a lap. My mom was saying she really hoped to meet Sasha and Emma. Abs wanted to meet Ruby. We stopped by the buses again and out walked the Farber family! My mother’s jaw hit the dirt! She went all blubbery fan girl and threw her phone in my direction for a picture

Abs asked if she could pet Ruby and they told her she could, if Ruby let her, because she has some anxiety issues. She was successful and says she is so soft.

Abs wanted a pic with Sasha AND Ruby so....

Abs then started talking to Emma.  She asked her if she remembered her from last year.  Emma also replied “Oh, sure I do”.  Abbie said “I still don’t know why I cried, I think I was overwhelmed”.  Emma’s lightbulb turned on and she got all excited “Oh my goodness!  I DO remember you!  We met over there!  Your mum took a video!”  This is the moment my love for Emma exploded.  She was already a fave, then we met last year and she was so sweet, then she somehow actually remembered us and holy crap y’all! 

(Y’all take note of that lady back there in the red jacket.  Homegirl was more and more pissed at every pic that we took. Jacksonville security hates me and my fangirl self)

 Since Big Bad Security Lady was real deal pissed off after Abs petted Rubes, we decided it was best to take another lap.  When we came back, Carson was standing there.  He is ADORABLE in person.  Like HOLY CRAP!  I asked him if I could take a picture.  He looked behind him then looked back at me and said “Me?”  I said, “Yep!”.  He lit up and was like “No one ever wants a picture with me!  Heck yeah, I’ll take a picture!”  Abs asked him to tell Wit she said hi and I gave him her note (because I finally got my shit together).

(Wit better look out.  Imma swoop in on her man)

The world’s friendliest security lady was eyeing us again so another lap was made.  When we came back, my mom decided she was “old and needed to check her phone” so we leaned up against a tree in direct defiance of the security nazi.  Out popped this beautiful man.  Holy Crap, y’all.  He is flippin gorgeous in person.  I mean like WHOA!  He laughed when I tried to take a picture because he’s real deal tall and I’m real deal short. He grabbed my phone and took the pics for us.  Ha! Words can not describe the beauty that is Gleb in person.  My mom kept saying how handsome he is. 

Right when Gleb left, this adorable human came out.  My mother’s face says it all.  He is just precious!  So kind, so baby faced, so very precious.

At this point, Meet and Greet had started so we wandered around to go see if we could tell who was inside because we still hadn’t found Joe, Artem, Hayley, Britt, or Wit.  I went around back while my mom and Abs held that tree up, which made the security lady’s day.  I saw Wit and Artem inside mingling so I knew we were pretty out of luck and went to collect the lurkers to go grab dinner.  My mom wanted to sit and watch M&G for a bit and all of us were in absolute awe of the beauty of Wit while she and Artem were happily selfieing (yeah, I made that a verb, deal with it) with the fans.  My mom couldn’t get over how the people in there paid that much money for tickets and we had met more than half the cast on our own terms. We went back out front for one more glance before dinner and somehow Artem was at the bus.  I was waving my squad over while I gave him his card and asked for a picture and he was reeeaaaallll skeptical.  He said “It depends, how many people are over there”. I said “Just me” as I am frantically waiving.  He cut his eyes at me and said “Are you suuuuuuure?”  I told him it was just my mom and daughter (as they finally moseyed over there) and he laughed and told me the guard was oddly insistent about them not talking to the fans at the bus for some reason and she was scary. 

Y’all….here’s where I show you a zoom in of Attila the Hun (from the background of our Esha encounter)…..who is not even a little impressed with the fact that we were at this show.  Artem was scared of her, my mother….not even a little.   

 We went and had some pizza, got our souveniers (including a mug for Bestie that I SWEAR Imma mail tomorrow), and went to the show.  Y’all….the show is AMAZING!  I liked it a lot more than last year!  The dances were amazing, the dialogue was hysterical.  My mom’s favorite part was Emma’s Elvis dance and the couple segment. Abs favorite dance was “The One Where Alan Is Shirtless”….so pretty much all of it.  My favorite was the flag dance.  I had seen clips of the drool worthy dance and of Sasha running out at the end.  What I hadn’t seen was that he runs out and in approx 5 times as the guys look at him like he’s insane.  He finally comes out with some tiny yard marking stake flag and starts waving it frantically, whacking Val with it.  I about peed myself!

 After the show, we went out to the buses and met up with Abs’ friend and her mom. We chit chatted and the actual DWTS Security guy came out.  He told us that the curfew was 10 (it was about 9:15) and that when he came and told us no one else was coming, we had to leave because the buses had to roll out right at 10.  He told us to respect the “very secure, military grade bike racks that were provided to us and no pushing or shoving.  A (very nice) arena security guy lamented the fact that no one ever wants to take a picture of him....then cracked up when I said “Oh, but I do!” and I did.

Joe came out and went directly on the bus, Alan came out and mingled (and cut me out of our selfie….brat),

Sasha came out and mingled for a loooooong time.  He made sure everyone got to talk to him and take their pictures.  He was great this tour! 

Most of the pros came out and went straight to the bus due to time.   At one point someone yelled “Hi Carson!”  The girl next to her said “That’s his last name, you idiot!” so she then yelled “Well, Hi Mr Witney!”  He chuckled and waved and went on the bus.  Abbie goes “Their last name is McAllister” and we all died laughing because it was hysterical.  Jenna came out and got some stuff out of the bus and that’s when I heard her say to someone on the staff “Actually, Val and I are…..” and now we know they went to Jersey. Witney came out to mingle and Abs lost her collective fan girl shit.  She absolutely LOVES Witney.  My mom couldn’t get over how stunningly beautiful Wit is in person and without makeup.  She is absolutely gorgeous.

When Wit came over to us Abs was in tears and Wit asked her name.  She told her Abbie and Wit said “Oh!  Carson told me you said hello!  I read your note!”  Abs’ friend’s mom managed to catch it all in pics and it’s adorable. 

After Wit, Britt came out but only got to about half the crowd (not us.....sigh).  Emma came out and security told her she couldn’t see anyone so she gave the crowd an air hug and told us she loved us and thanked us all for coming out as security was ushering Britt out and onto the bus.  As we were walking to the cars, Abs and her friend were catching up on some middle school gossip and her mom and I were exchanging tour stories. I brought up a picture of Shai’s hat and she was like OMG!  You’re on tumblr!  I still haven’t decided if I’m embarrassed or flattered, but this is gonna be so much fun!  Y’all…..she’s my kindred Valenna believer.  @edsy914

 All in all it was an amazing night that capped off a pretty damn epic weekend.  We got to meet everyone but Joe, Hayley, and Britt.  We all can’t wait to go next year!

[storibambino]

That Good Twerk: Ladies Night

A/N: I was gone for a minute but we back we back. I’m not counting this toward my 30,000-word challenge. The ladies bout to throw it byke. Enjoy per usual my lovelies. 

That Good Twerk Original | Wakandan Edition

Valkyrie (Brunhilde)

Alright

It was gonna be a good night. Finally a night out with bae after a long week

When you guys got to the club everything was fine. The music was great the drinks were flowing and making you wanna dance

However, bae decided he didn’t want to dance with you. 

Fine whatever you decide to dance alone. 

You go to the middle of the floor and begin to dance alone

Who said you needed anyone else.

Little did you know you’d caught someone’s eye.

You felt eyes on you

Assuming they were your boo, you sought out the source

The eyes that met you were not his but a heated gaze from a beautiful woman at the bar. 

She was staring at you over her cup 

You couldn’t help but rake your eyes across her frame. You bit your bottom lip without realizing it

Taking this as an invitation she downed the rest of her drink and began to approach

She stumbled a bit causing you to giggle

Once she reached you, you found your rhythm again and began to sway

“Can I join you, pretty girl?”

Feeling bold you placed her hands on your hips and turned around in her arms

She had very strong hands and began to lead you rolling her hips and pulling you in closer.

Once you caught her pace you decided to put your hand on your knees and push your weight back 

She snapped her hips forward in a show of dominance, being sure to catch you with her hands still on your hips

You turned around and wrapped a leg around her 

She gladly took your weight with a supportive hand under your thigh

As the two of you began to grind together it catches the attention of your forgotten bae

He’s fuming and marches over to you two and pulls you away roughly

You and the mystery woman are taken aback

He puts himself between the two of you and is right in her face

She smiles, “You don’t want these problems.”

You’re sure there’s steam coming off of him “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!” He yells poking her in the shoulder

She lets out a sigh, “Alright.” 

In one swift motion, she grabs the finger assaulting her and bends it backward. She twists his entire arm behind his back and he doubles over in pain.

“Apologize to the lady.”

He immediately sobs an apology. 

“Now be a good boy and leave us alone to finish our dance.”

He scurries away while you stand there in shock

She turns back to you swaying. You’re not sure if it’s the swag or the liquor but you don’t care.

She pulls you in close to her again. “Name’s Brunhilde but you can call me Val baby girl. 

Okoye 

Fuck yo whip

Who said you needed a club to turn up?

All that was really needed was a parking lot, some nice cars, and a whole lotta bass

It was one of those times

You and the girls were out having a good time parking lot pimpin’

That fuck boy had pissed you off for the exact last time and you weren’t gonna let him steal your evening

you guys were making your way through the lot when the nices Escalade you’d ever seen pulled up

Black on black with gold details 

Even more impressive were the people that got out

A fine ass young sir with locs and golds to match the truck hopped out the driver side

But more importantly, a goddess was riding shotgun

Clean ass fade, luscious full lips, baby girl was BUILT too

It had been a while since you had a woman in your life since the last year had been dedicated to an ain’t shit trick that won’t be named

As if the universe wanted you to live your best life the systems around you began to knock

Being a good citizen you began to bop to the beat, keeping one eye on the Escalade baddie

She was surveying the crowd keeping an eye on lil daddy with the locs

Just as you were about to assume they were together she looked into your soul

You ain’t no rookie tho so instead of freezing you put your hands on your knees and started popping that thang to the chorus

She smirked at you but stayed where she was

Momma ain’t raise no coward so you said fuck it and decided to go up to her instead

She watched carefully as you approached but didn’t seem defensive

“Hey there. I see you over here watching wanna dance?”

Before she could answer lil daddy appeared next to her

“She would love to dance ma.” He flashed his golds and gave her a little push in your direction

If looks could kill he would’ve been dead twice

But she took your hand when it was offered

You led her to the area where the music was loudest 

She was still looking back at the guy she came with so you gave her hip a bump with yours

She was solid too gah damn

She looked at you as you worked your shoulders and started to roll your hips

Lil daddy was watching smiling big af

Rolling her eyes she began to dance to

Honey could move, isolating her hips, bouncing with the beat, and even smiling

As the breakdown came back around she grabbed your hand and wrapped you up against her

You rolled against her as the song was winding down. 

It was perfect except at this moment fuck boy of the year decided to pull up

He wasted no time hopping out the car and making his way over to interrupt the moment. 

he got in between you two “So you like bitches now huh?”

You opened your mouth to cuss his ass out when a crunching sound halted the party

You bald baddie had a spear a god damn spear and had just put it through the hood of the fuckboymobile

Calmly she removed her spear leaving it a smoking mess

She glided past his dumb ass and gently placed her arm around your shoulders, leading you back toward her friend

He was laughing and shaking his head “Aye! She took yo bitch nigga!”

Shuri

She finna

A good best friend is something to hold on to, luckily for you

YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS THE MUTHA FUCKIN SHIT!

She was smart, beautiful, a badass baddie all around

So when you found her in her lab pouting it was your duty to cheer her up

“What’s wrong?”

“I can’t get these calculations to line up for a new invention.” 

She was squinting at a screen

Since the battle, she had been staying up all hours creating new ways to keep her family and her people safe

Sometimes even a genius needs to be reminded she’s human

You link your kimoyo beads to her speakers

Go best friend that’s my best friend 

You begin to chant with the song

“I’m not in the mood.” 

“I don’t give a fuck what mood you in. Throw that ass in a circle lil booty.”

She rolled her eyes and got up from her chair

You already had your hands up popping your chest, cheesing at her

She mimicked your movements with a straight face.

The gauntlet had been thrown

You went into a full body roll pointing at her

She countered by putting one leg up on her chair and poppin that little booty just like you taught her

Not to be shown up you put your hands on ya knees and throw that ass in a whole rhombus

Shuri opts for a milly rock pussy pop combo

In response, you prepare for your finishing move

You make it vibrate then drop into a split

Continuing to pop that pussy 

Shuri squeals and gets down with you bouncing along and slappin you on the ass

You both fall out laughing and catching your breath

“Thanks bestie”

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