tfw you're foraging in the woods and stumble upon some dude who's about to drown in mud
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so we got two cases that were related to the Magnus Institute Manchester and on both of them we got eyes being apparently gouged out. I wonder what that means.
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The coach is the father figure Kang needs. Man has 2 mins screentime, wears his sunglasses even on a cloudy day, advices and understands the teens. He also KNOWS about Guy and Nava and puts them in the same room in case they wanna use the energy to make out and walks away in style. He is the MVP of this show idc
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what happened to josephs mind reading shit like sir couldnt you like use that against gods instead of some asshole in a restaurant or whatever
and also with kakyoin, could they have kept around the doll controlling thing? or like, the painting affects the real world thing??? cause those were sick. And ik the excuse "oh its cause the dio bud" NO >:(( the stupid mind control bud doesnt give them more powers DINGUS take polnereff as example
also give him his scarf back damnit
TLDR im mad joseph and kakyoin lost powers after the first few episodes
anyways thats enough from me its 3am
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skittering towards you on all fours.
hi :3
Why… just why…. i did not need to have that mental image inside my head..
Whatever.. hi to you too
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Low quality meme for my struggles?
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hey remember how ed has probably been depressed for a very long time, getting bored of his pirate routine, and then stede comes along and brings some light into his life, and then right after ed tells him that the one thing that makes him happy is stede, stede abandons him leaving him more depressed than when he started???? yeah
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Please write a crack fic where Wizardkind have died off in a post-apocalyptic hellscape but the memory of wizards lives on among a cabal of highly evolved garden gnomes. Please write it from the perspective of the last living gnome to have tasted wizard blood, which is the one that bit Ron. Bonus points for making wizards into a pantheon of gods with Xenophilius as the benevolent patriarch, Luna as the goddess of wisdom, the twins as the trickster Gods, and house elves as evil titans that destroy gnome-kind wherever possible.
I’ll see what I can do?
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I love Ted Lasso so so so so so much until anyone says anything about football. “Westham United are predicted to finish in the top four” yeah okay sure, because that’s exactly what they’d say about a solidly middle-of-the-table team that’s just undergone a change in ownership and management, it’s not like both those separately can be extremely disruptive and when they happen together it’s just madness.
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if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app
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Loving reminder from your land history auntie:
North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.
Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.
Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.
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