#i may be malfunctioning

[xjustakay]

It’s another not-quite-kiss, reminiscent of the suspended moment in time out on the patio at the Beachcomber. Only this time, instead of kissing him, Remus blows smoke between Sirius’ slightly parted lips, right into his waiting mouth where he inhales it himself.

absolutely insanely in love with this commission by evix.art on instagram of wolfstar from chapter 6 of baby, all i wanna do is coast (with you)!! so so thankful for her incredible work on this scene; i'm irrationally obsessed with it and with them<33

[imthursdaysyme]

Steddie and the forbidden cigarette

[kitocrystal]

This entire chapter was a fever dream

[namari-hime-moved]

Hello there! I’m your doppelganger!

[vanillavengeance]

hmmm funny that donnie said “no touching mikey’s mystics” and you mentioned his grey hands… should i be looking for guns (chekhov’s guns reference)

There MAY be guns hiding in the bushes. I just need to decide how many and what caliber they are :)

[bellasdragons]

Imperial YCH

hey do YOU want a really cool imperial drawing? do you want YOUR imperial to be the really cool one?

WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU

for the low low cost of 1500g, I will make your imperial the STAR of this drawing!

what does that involve you ask? what kind of quality can you expect? WELL LISTEN TO THIS

you will get a LARGE PNG (at least 1000px, 300dpi) with CLEAN LINES & BASIC COLORS & SHADING, with optional transparency or colors/shapes for the background! I'll even do simple apparel and maybe even accents! (think simple jewelry, bandanas, scarves, etc. just ask if you're in doubt!) complex genes may be rejected, or greatly simplified, but we'll see.

"but cat, I want something a little more fancy-" GOOD NEWS!

at 2000g, I will do either more complex apparel or go a bit harder on the coloring and shading! 2500g you can get both! add more, and we can get even fancier!

even better? the gems are just for ease of pricing - I can take treasure (1:1000), mixed payment, scrolls - just ask! as long as it helps me progress on projects or towards a lair expansion, I'm flexible!

If you want examples of my art, please browse my art tag! if you want more specific examples of what you'd get for x payment, just ask!

I'm only planning to offer one of these, but if there's interest I may do more, using the base lines but modifying for YOUR dragon. or if you want a whole new dragon, I have some imps in my lair that you can have with the art, you choose the genes!

interested? contact me here or (preferably) on FR at Catfeather #30894 (link in pinned post)

[copias-juicebox]

@thespiritofvexation HJÄLP!!!

[l48yr1nth]

Hi. Just wanted to say I really like your art. The way you use shapes is truly amazing and I love every art piece that comes up on my dash. :).

I AM. GOING. TO CRY.!

thank you and i love you and ur awesome and . i love you. :) :) :3

[just-a-honey-badger]

psst

hey

how are you after the electric chair?

idk man i'm just kinda wiggly n stuff

[rylikebread]

Cutesy subs who know they’re pushing your buttons are americas #1 silent killer

[skateboardtotheheart]

love that they brought in brand new devices and the first two they brought out they were already making jokes along the lines of "did we fucking break them"

[lonely-lady-and-a-foxglove-man]

It’s impossible to deny that Juno is eye catching to say the least. He’s beautiful, with dark skin dotted with scars like constellations and long braided hair black as the void. Features like his crooked nose and fingers only add to his appearance. His best feature though, is his eye(s). When he was young they were a blue and weeping but they’ve lightened since then. Now they are a cold and pale silver, the colors of starlight. When he looks at you, you know, he sees you. There’s no hiding from those ancient eyes, and many a soul has lost their freedom trying.

[sunlit-mess]

*hugs you*

thank you. Hugs for everyone!

[sarahplantarthe1st]

Haiiiii

I'm super late for my next Draw Jenny Sunday submission but I made this while watching videos with cookie monster on youtube and it led me to draw Jenny eating cookies (I even got the idea from fan artwork of her eating ramen on google so shHHHHH. Y'ALL KNOW THAT ROBOTS LIKE HER CAN'T EAT BUT I WANTED HER TO EAT COOKIES ANYWAY SO SHUSH

Also forgive the colors. Most of them I tried to get accurately as possible for Nora but I colored Jenny a shade of darker blue in a sketch of her rubbing her tummy after "eating" a cookie because my teal marker was running low on ink

I guess I'll be coloring her a darker shade of blue now oop-

[adventurer-gearld]

hiiIiiIii i think it might be time for me to start using the ask feature as intended *stretches* so. i hope i'm reading it all right but. i kind of rechecked after the last post and...so eight remembers everything except the domes? meaning, like...does she remember kamabo? three? eh??? sorry if i got it wrong !! :0 AND ALSO DID I GET IT RIGHT. DO EIGHT AND FOUR MEET. DO THEY. KIND OF RECOGNIZE EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING?...

r u fine with me asking that many questions btw?? tell me when it gets overwhelming cause i would hate to cause you distress(and i KNOW what i'm talking about)!!!! D:

Oh hello!!! Do not fret!! I am good with the questions :] they are not causing any distress! If they do end up doing so, I will inform you of such

I really need to put together a coherent timeline outside my head

Yes, Eight remembers none of the domes but all of everything else, including Kamabo and Three :]. She suddenly woke up in an Octarian infirmary, and nearly attacked a nurse. She has been bullshitting her way through being a normal Octoling soldier while not remembering how to do that.

Turns out she had squad mates she was close to. She even has a sister in another sector! Leaving the domes is going to be much harder emotionally than Eight thought…

Eight meets Marina, who also remembers everything, after a few weeks of successfully bullshitting with only a few suspicious glances. They plan to escape and they succeed around the beginning of splatoon 1’s hero mode. Unfortunately they learn why there wasn’t any defected Octolings in Inkopolis.

Kamabo Co happens to take an interest in Octolings who ran away from home, they’re usually alone and lost, prime test subject material. Eight and Marina end up running away from whatever Kamabo sends after people to kidnap them for around a month. Then the Squid sisters find them in the woods and they get to come back to the Squidbeak HQ.

Not before the Kamabo employees manage to ambush them though. Eight took most of the hits, trying to fend them off and refusing to let Marina get hit with the sanitized ink she knows hurts a lot. Unfortunately that means Eight is now unconscious and Marina is carrying her.

Four: ‘the roommate from my visions!’

Eight does recognize Four!!! It’s her roommate/best friend/coworker!! She’s so excited to see them after so long!!!

Four has seen the Octoling in their visions. She rooms with her in the future apparently. But they don’t really know her, so the sudden tight hug a bit of a surprise. It’s comforting nonetheless, they wouldn’t mind if it continued longer.

Four also recognized Marina as “Marina Iida from Off the Hook!” Despite off the hook not existing. Marie felt slightly miffed for reasons unknown to her.

[strangledlullaby]

ohhh another pokepasta idea i had that i havent been able to talk about cuz ive got like. no art 4 it but its a pokemon black pasta :P the basics of it is the player deletes their old save and when starting a new game chooses the other player character option and the game suddenly Doesnt Work How Its Supposed To with all the areas being empty and having a sort of fog everywhere and it turns out the trainer from the old save is a fucked up monster now and is chasing the player. cuz i already had the haunted game trope n i also rlly like the The-Games-Just-Fucked-Up trope (idk the actual name of these tropes but you get it. youve read creepypasta you know.)