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jetsi · 1 year

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Most fucked up chocolate i have ever seen

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pissheartmybeloved · 8 months

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bladder control but it's your dom telling you that you can only go a certain amount of times per day before you have to beg/piss yourself/find somewhere else etc so you hold yourself to the point of leaking just to drag out the amount of times you can go pee before that happens

(admitting that yes, you did have permission to go, but you held it too long and had an accident anyway)

#plz #idk i just like this #wanna go up to dom and tyg sleeve with a wet oatch and admit that i had an accident when i wasnt even meant to be holding #just couldn't hold it #pleaseeeeeee #omo #omorashi #piss kink #pee kink

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unsettlingcreature · 25 days

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god i love when i order something on amazon and it says it was delivered three days ago when it certainly was not

#and before anyone gets onto me about amazon: yeah i know. i know.#however. i am disabled with two cats who like to pee and poop.#how am i meant to drag a heavy bag of cat litter from the bus stop to my flat when walking it normally can make me nearly pass out.#my only other option for delivery is almost twice the cost with shipping. it is shit but it is how i manage.

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somecunttookmyurl · 8 months

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my body alert me to having an entirely full bladder with more than 30s warning challenge (impossible)

#it! is! so! annoying! just! be! normal! *screams*#genuinely i did piss myself as a kid a LOT until i was like. 10. no lie.#bc i would not know - at all! no inclination whatsoever! if i went anyway nothing would come out! - i needed to pee #until we hit 'you are going to piss yourself immediately'#just 0 to 100 in 0.35 seconds #and i did not have the control or muscle strength or whatever to not just. piss myself if i wasnt in immediate reach of a bathroom #i went though two. years. of 'bladder retraining' therapy #which is MEANT to retune you into signals or whatever so you know you need to pee with a fucking resonable amount of warning #spoiler: it did not do this #it did not improve the signalling at all whatsoever #what it DID do was develop the necessary strength and control to become doubled over with sudden OH GOD RIGHT NOW pee pain #BUT be able to hold it off for 5-10 min if necessary #which to the adults around me was a success bc it looked like i knew how to pee properly now #i don't. i just know how to NOT pee MYSELF and make it embarrassing. difference.#look man i'm 33 presumably there will literally never be a point in my life where i will know 'oh i kinda need to pee' an hour before #i will always be playing Highway To The Danger Zone every day forever #i just live like this #CHRIST it's so FUCKING annoying though #i mean this applies to all functions i have no internal signalling for anything until it is Super Right Now Urgent #my body notify me of anything at all ever challenge (impossible)#god if this aint the most annoying one though

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clownboy-yeehonk · 23 days

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It's warm out there, happy danger days season to those who celebrate

#danger days #its such a good album ill die on that hill its so under rated it was ahead of its time #and its a summer album 1000% its meant to be listened to in the car with the windows down very loud #and its back to being warm and sunny and nice on my way to and from work #seasonal depression is OVER were so fucking back baby #like yea my shift last night was one of the stupid busy ones and i didnt get to eat drink or pee for 12 hours #which was extra sucky bc i was in SUCH a good mood on the drive in bc it was so nice #but its over! and its still nice out and i get to eat and sleep!

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spiderversegf · 7 months

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wait, caspian, why doesn't your husband live w you?

howdy! we live in the same city just not in the same apt! i’m very chronically ill + mostly housebound + i have a cat allergy and they have a cat! i would never ever ask them to give her up but w my health the way it is rn i don’t think i could handle allergies on top of everything else :/

#✉️#i don’t get to see him every day which is a tragedy bc we were not meant to be apart!!! but we love each other v v v v much!!!#we’re having a jordan peele movie marathon tmrw im peeing my pants w excitement nbd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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collieii · 10 months

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vash and wolfwood both definitely think that they're normal and the other guy is a total freak. then they go anywhere and all the normal people are like god those two are freaks. what the hell is wrong with them.

#my not substantiated by canon at all posting #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun maximum #has anyone else said this before. i feel like maybe but cest la pee or whatever they say #like i get that canonically they are guys and lots of people just treat them like guys bc they don't know i mean how could they know #but also the palpable aura of having something deeply wrong w them... it must penetrate the air around them #permeate I MEANT PERMEATE #trigun #.lieii

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izzibeeb · 2 months

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sometimes seeing the accommodations my school offers is like. genuinely insane. one of the accommodations for test-taking is bathroom breaks which really only leads me to wonder why were bathroom breaks banned in the first place? why is drinking water “an accommodation” and not just like. a basic right

#even extended time is odd to me #if I can’t finish the test in time because I’m a slow reader….. shouldn’t I be allowed to take my time ??#it’s not meant to be based on how FAST you can do it #<- this isn’t me trying to rag on the kids with extended time either #they always try to calculate like the minimum amount of time they can give kids for a test #while still technically ‘accommodating’ them #but like. obviously they COULD be giving us more time #also I’m pretty sure I have some kind of undiagnosed condition that would give me extended time if I had a doctor’s note for it #AND I DONT THINK I SHOULD NEED A DOCTOR’S NOTE!!!#I SHOULD JUST BE ALLOWED TO PEE GODDAMMIT #I shouldn’t need to fill out paperwork for that !!!!!#beebs blabbing #sorry I hate the way teenagers/kids are treated. all the time

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ace-and-ranty · 8 months

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Annoying period issue that isn't talked enough about: the constant urge to pee.

#HATE.#HATE AND RAGE.#it happens to me all the time and it drives me insane.#the day my period drops I start to feel like I have to pee AND IT WON'T GO AWAY #stop it body it's my womb you were meant to contract NOT MY BLADDER

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demonir · 14 days

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Dude I just looked at the fat fetish art yea ur so right that’s crayzay

RIGHT???

I feel like I have to mention the fact that by the end of the day what they do Isn't harmful and everyone is free to do whatever the hell they want

But you've got to admit that seeing a cute little innocent piece of fanart and then you go to check ops blog and see ALL OF THAT it's kind of shocking

Again, do not send hate to op don't even think about it 🫵

I'm just...personally weirded out but we all got our things that get us going y'know?

#ask #anon #demos ramblings #to any of my followers that are minors DO NOT go in there even if youre curious #theres no pee pee but like yknow its not for you to see yknow?#its shocking in the same way seeing your grandma naked is shocking #its like oh god i was not meant to see that that is NOT for me #that is for someone elses eyes not mine

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shootinwebs · 1 month

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( NSFW text )

angel: (drunk off his ass) hey alastor... hey alastor... when you wash your ass in the shower do ya ever just... slide a finger in there...?

vaggie: ...angel...

alastor: of course not.

alastor:

alastor: i do that in the bathtub. i use the shower to get clean, i'm not wanking in there like a monster.

angel: AAAAAAAAAA

vaggie: oh my god i hate both of you

#this is what i meant in that one tag of alastor saying 'last i checked i have 10 fingers' when vox asked if he jerks off shjdhdhd #angel + alastor friendship is when the most unhinged parts of their personalities come out #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin #hazbin funnies #angel dust #vaggie hazbin #alastor: i'll tell u right now im not touching my dick tho it feels awful. i would sit down to pee if i could.

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xxcherrycherixx · 1 month

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I live in a 3rd floor flat now with no lift so i brought my dog a really big balcony potty because there no way im taking her up and down those nightmare stairs every hour 😭.