Dude! I need a smutty and fluffy Headcannon of Ryan taking care of the reader who is his girlfriend and a female cast mate while she’s drunk as hell while out with the guys
RYAN DUNN TAKING CARE OF A DRUNK!READER
ive been super duper sick these past days and now that i actually have free time i can write abt ryan !!!!! i love him literally so much thank u for requesting this!!!
WARNINGS: talks of alcohol, drunk sex, and cursing
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SFW:
ok so yall are out with the guys
yall prob go to some cheap ass bar just to drink yk
turns out you had a little too many
nah a little is a understatement
u were stumbling, slurring and obviously wasted
ryan takes notice of this right away
bam starts picking on u and yk, being bam
“u cant hold ur alcohol for shit y/n”
ryan has to get him to stop so he can take u home
ryan would take u home ( or carry bc u literally cant stand up )
he finds out ur a very touchy person when ur drunk
not jn a weird way tho
just hugging and rambling abt how cool ryan is and how hes the best
even though ur literally talking to ryan
he thinks its cute
“nonono u don understand, dunn is literally the BEST person like ever to exist~”. “trust me y/n i understand” he says through a chuckle
will either go through ur draws to find you something to wear to sleep if ur at ur home or give u some on his old boxers and a old le tigre band tee he has
lets u go get changed (if u can) if not he will help u
he just wants u to he safe and comfortable
he will tuck u into bed and put medicine and a glass of water next to ur bedside just bc he knows ur gonna be FUCKEDD in the morning
will sleep on the couch even if its ur house just so he knows ur ok in the morning and don’t accidentally choke on ur vomit or something like that
hes definitely a over thinker when it comes to that stuff
NSFW:
ok different scene here
yall end up going to ryans hpuse just to hang and watch a movie or something
ofc u guys had some drinks
and ofc yall end up getting wasted
at this point in the night the movie is long over
u guys are just cracking jokes and laughing and just talking
he probably ends up accidentally confessing first
“ heheh, you know y/n ur like the most perfect person ever.” “ryyyyy stawppp thats not truee” “absolutely it is, everything about u is perfect, ur personality, ur looks, ur humor..”
god he will go on and on abt how ur perfect and how he really does love u
“well y/n.. i’ve actually liked u fooooorr quite some time now ive just had zero confidence to tell you” he says slurring
ur kinda taken aback
ryan mother fucking dunn
LIKES U??
the kid who u have liked since highschool LIKES U??
u admit that u have had a mega crush on him for a while now
but he honestly wasnt even paying attention to ur speech
hes just admiring you
and ur lips
mostly ur lips
“y/n,, can i kiss u right now?”
you two end up making out on his couch
then he carries u to the bedroom
i personally think ryan is sweet as can be during sex sober but drunk ryan is A WHOLE NEW LEVEL
hes just a wreck when it comes to u
he would literally do anything for u
lots and lots of grabbing and touching
he just wants to stay like this with u forever
sloppy kisses is a must
also A LOT OF PRAISE
i feel like when hes drunk though he just fucks faster yk?
he goes as a faster pace then he normally would
he also probably doesnt last as long as he usually does
u just feel so good how could he resist
cums on ur stomach or in a condom if hes wearing one.
is probably gonna pick uo a random old shirt on the ground and clean u up with it
HES A STINKY GUY WHAT DID U EXPECT??
after that, u will be stuck in a bear hug the rest of the night
lots of forehead and cheek kisses too
the next morning yall honestly don’t remember the night before
so waking up in ryans arms is a bit of a surprise at first
but when he wakes up and smiles at you
you feel happy
you finally got him, the guy u always wanted, and it only took some liquid courage to do so
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hopefully i did think correctly and right 🙏 making more ryan hcs soon
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