#i need him to kick me

[evalevaeva]

i screamed, anyways.

[ghostlover4life]

"You don't actually love me" i have his name cut into my thigh. i think about him 24/7 to the point where i can't do anything but just think about him. i feel empty when hes not online or when i'm not talking to him. hes the reason i get up in the morning so i can see him one more day but god if he asked me to end it i really would just to show him how much i do love him.

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[sesamestreep]

I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.

like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.

[suckdickforcoin]

Im gonna put him in the microwave for 3 minutes and add butter

[giddlygoat]

based on this au i made. don’t worry, i’m sure they’ll work it out

[findmeinthefallair]

Fun fact about me: I miss him

[tojisun]

Biker! Simon x Reader

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8kNohx3/

I need this...

OH MY GOD??

him sliding her visor down for her, then the grab by the ass, the push down towards the fuel tank, then the slow ascent of his hand to choke her?? NO YEA BIKER!SIMON DOES THAT TO YOU FOR FUN. of course only in controlled, and somewhat private, areas!! after all, your safety goes above all else <3

BUT JUST.

imagining biker!simon helping you sit on the fuel tank, his eyes crinkled in delight when you whine how weird it is to be seated in front of him. he laughs when you tell him how you’re feeling somewhat shy now that you can actually see his face instead of just his back.

“it’s nice view though?” simon asks, his hands wrapped around your hips.

“it’s perfect,” you say, giddy smile widening as you giggle when simon finally pulls you closer to him, sliding you down from the tank until your ass falls to his lap.

“same ‘ere, sweetheart,” he murmurs as he slowly pushes you onto your back, his hands hungrily mapping your body, trailing burning touches from your hips to the sides of your ribs where he plants his thumbs just below your tits.

his eyes leave yours for a second, roving his gaze along your body, his nose flaring in desire. god, you’re just so beautiful.

he finally snaps his eyes back to yours, laughter rumbling from his throat when he sees the way you’re biting your bottom lip, nibbling it until it’s flushed and swollen.

he notes the way you look just as hungry, and he couldn’t help but bend forward to gently bump his helmet on yours. piercing the sudden loaded silence between you two, simon rumbles, “‘m lovin’ the view too much, actually.”

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im gonna eat my fist

[medicalunprofessional]

never change, man !

[ricky-mortis]

Richie doodles bc my two current WIPs are actively trying to murder me dead.

Feat. my trans + hard of hearing HCs

[forged-in-kaoss]

Episode 110 vs episode 1100

[halcyon-autumn]

Happy "Kristen Applebees gets kicked out of school" Eve to all who celebrate

Cassandra willing, we will all be celebrating "Bobby Dawn gets murdered" Eve this time next week

[moeblob]

So does he, Gallagher.

[phoenxwright]

damn boy what got you blushin 🤨

[christronomy]

chan loves slapping his cock against you before putting it in. he'd slap your cheek or tongue with it before taking a handful of your hair and stuffing it your mouth all the way cause he knows you can be good for him and take it. he's definitely the type to slap his cock against your hole, hissing and groaning a little, letting out a small "fuck" before thrusting into you roughly. like imagine riding him reverse cowgirl and he slips out so he grabs his cock and slaps it against your ass before sticking it back in.

[1candybrainrotdungeon]

So, I might be obsessed with peepaw <3