how do you think billy, stu, mickey and ethan would take care of their girl... while on her period? ;)
AHHHHH. I’m ON THIS SHIT.
I think we all know how they’d take care of their gal. I feel like all of them (especially Stu and Mickey) are completely down to sort you out nicely when you’re on your period.
Like I said, Mickey and Stu especially would still eat you out while you’re on your period, it will NOT stop them. If anything, it makes them even more keen with their insane blood kink.
Billy Loomis
Billy doesn’t like seeing you in that kind of pain. He’d be taking care of you for sure. Expect tea and cuddles, expect period sex, expect him to do absolutely anything and everything for you. He’ll be giving you back rubs and kisses to your neck, asking a little too much if you’re feeling okay.
Stu Macher
Stu. Stu, Stu, Stu. The freaky little fucker. He’s a cheeky fuck but he’ll make sure you’re okay. He’ll be trying to make you laugh, saying something corny like “laughter is the best medicine”. Again, expect cuddles, a LOT of period sex (his cock heals all) and he’ll be going down on you at any given moment to ease your cramps.
Mickey Altieri
Mickey doesn’t like seeing you in THAT kind of pain either. It’s one of the times in your relationship he’ll actually be really sweet and attentive. He’ll refuse to allow you to leave your bed, bringing you food and treats, give your aching body a message. Once again, the best part is period sex. He won’t be able to keep his hands or mouth of you. He’ll talk about how he watched a documentary that said orgasms were the best form of pain relief. Who are you to argue with that?
Ethan Landry
Ethan’s a little sweetie and he couldn’t stand seeing you in pain either. He’ll be giving you massages, running out on trips to the pharmacy for pain killers and just wanting to be there for you. I don’t think he’d be too big on period sex initially, but once he’s comfortable with you? He’d do fucking ANYTHING. He’ll bring you food and snacks and just lie with you in bed for the whole week, giving you cuddles and making sure you’re okay.
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alrighty I’m gonna write this strictly for myself (and whoever needs to hear it): I love stuilly fics, but you guys gotta remember that these homosexual idiots are 17-18 years old. they aren’t mastermind adults that fooled the whole world with their murders. sure, billy and stu might be sick in the head, but they do it together. it’s not one-sided psycho bill; stu even said it himself (“We prefer the term “psychotic.””). there is no hierarchy with them; they are equals.
stu made the plans; billy followed him. billy had the motive; stu followed him with it.
THEY. ARE. BOTH. CRAZY.
they probably bickered with each other off-screen; probably snickered and joked about their kills and teased each other about any mistake the other made while they were chasing their victims. THEY BICKER, ALRIGHT? (“I didn’t kill anybody.” / “Nobody said you did.” / “Thanks, buddy.”)
they are idiots in love, and they are teenagers. they are sarcastic and playful with each other. they laugh and have fun together; they love to kill, and sure, they could hold their own, but it’s just so much better when they’re with each other.
(also, as a side note, billy is not an emotionless/cold-hearted bastard. he’s a complete sarcastic fucking brat that talks back and runs on the thrill of murder. take that piece of information as you will.)
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Came across some slasher band AU art by @arkunder and started frothing at the mouth
I like to imagine they'd do really performative concerts with the ghostface persona, like "killing" actresses on stage and being overall destructive to the point of losing gigs in nicer places so their fans don't completely wreck everything in a mosh pit (that they initiated) lmfao
Stu's the campiest bitch on the block (as expected)
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oh no i really hope that two really fine ass men in ghostface outfits don't chase me and try to kill me I really don't guys of that happened I totally wouldn't appreciate it that's crazy
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I made an au where billy and stu are just murder husbands and i totally think that after they get home from a kill depending on the time they just pull their masks off and fall asleep together on the couch- or at least billy does, stu has to be forced to because he'd still be bouncing off the walls and being a general nuisance.
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