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leaving the internet forever bye im taking medical leave
#why is it that this shitty frame is The Moment#visions#thoughts#images#all flood the mind#this piece of shit thing is gaining so much power as im so serious i can stare at this for hours#i hate this mf#bitch im so tired eave me tf alone#god when will this end when#i need to commit acts of violence#joker out#misc.posts#kris guštin
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As Gravity Falls reenters the void, and the inevitably of fanfiction begins to recirculate, there is a comment I fear I must send out to the general public.
As a trans man who gets, like, -1 representation in shows that aren’t explicitly about queer people, I often will latch onto characters that inexplicably have The Trans (TM) written into their bones, which includes Dipper Pines. And, as one might expect, I turn to my silly little A03 account to get my fix of representation and enjoyment of many a trans dilemma. Unfortunately, this is where my qualms get given the spotlight.
This is a generalization, but it seems as though every single godforsaken fic about trans!Dipper (I see this in the Spider-Man fandom a lot too, but that’s a conversation for a different day) he loses all his unhingedness, all his insanity, and is boiled down to a weak and sad little uwu trans boy who can’t handle his own dysphoria and falls apart at every slight inconvenience?
You’re telling me DIPPER, the same man who got called weak one (1) time and then disappeared into the woods for a solid 12 hours and came back half naked and rambling about positive vs toxic masculinity and manotaurs, is going to get misgendered and fall completely and utterly apart? You seriously think he’s going to have a run in with somebody who tries to bully him for being trans and he isn’t going to read them to filth? Are we forgetting that this is the same man who spent a whole episode learning about how to live and let live and then STILL told Pacifica her family was a sham with the mic-drop line of “deal with it”?????
Like good lord, please give this man some credit. I’m not saying he can’t have panic attacks, or trauma, or be treated differently by certain people, but it is the year of our lord and savior 2024 and we are STILL infantilizing trans men in fanon versions of media???
All I’m saying is if Mabel gets to keep her unhinged characteristics, you gotta let Dipper keep his too. Let Dipper punch a transphobe, as a treat.
#gravity falls#gravity falls dipper#dipper pines#gravity falls mabel#mabel pines#trans man#like please guys give the dude some credit#we really need to get over this whole babying trans men thing#sure there are bigger world problems at hand than representation in fanfiction#but I feel like the world would be a bit better if we just let dipper be as insane as he really is#you think grunkle Stan WOULDNT encourage him to commit acts of violence against transphobes? please
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*butchbeams sanemi*
sometimes a man is actually a she/he/they bisexual baddie and i think thats beautiful for her
#sanemi shinazugawa#shinazugawa sanemi#kny sanemi#demon slayer sanemi#sanegiyuu#demon slayer fanart#drawing her hair makes me want to commit UNSPEAKABLE acts of VIOLENCE against myself#also. ngl i never rlly loved sanegiyuu all that much but uhhhh this might change my mind. a bit#het sanegiyuu lowk has a lil kick to it#edit: I JUST WANT TO SAY. BALDNEMI IS THERE ONLY TO CENSOR#NOT TO IMPLY THAT SANEMI IS BALD DOWN THERE. I WOULD NOT DO HER DIRTY LIKE THAT#suggestive#bog's art#edit 2: the urge to write a fic rn is so strong. so strong. but i will withstand bc i have too many unfinished wips#edit 3: lore that nobody needs to know -- my father also has 1 nipple. he lost one in the war (medical issue he was too young to remember?)
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just so you know it’s canon that geto lets you braid his hair to pull on later
#fifty shades style#i need to get fifty shades of fucked by suguru geto#i’d commit horrid acts of violence for a minute with him at my mercy#how pretty would he look with a plait?#i’m hard#suguru geto smut#geto smut#jjk smut
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i think bart should be allowed to cyberbully people sometimes. as a treat!! enrichment in his enclosure!!! i think sometimes someone says something shitty about superboy online and impulse shows up in their mentions calling them a string of really ugly swears in interlac. HE'S allowed to call kon's ttk a stupid and useless superpower but twitter user randomdude6875385 you shut the fuck your mouth right now,
#rimi talks#do not take this post seriously i just want to let bart commit cartoonish acts of violence in the online sphere#AND in real life like some wile e coyote and the roadrunner shit#but my god. i need him to ratio people so badly.#and then ofc kon's like awwww were you defending my honor??? awww#and bart is like. no i wasn't. shut up. i don't know what you mean. i'll kill you#(<- said while he's actively in kon's lap btw)#their dynamic is loving bickering while cuddling#well that's one of their dynamics. they contain multitudes.#anyways. bluhghgh. mr electric (impulse)... KILL THEM!!!!!!!!#bart
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oscar: (*random priest who seems fairly sweet and helps people as much as he can*)
me: okay seems reasonable
oscar: (*reveals that as a kid he bashed a priest's face in with a hammer for bullying/murdering his friend*)
me: (*dimming the lights and lighting candles*) COME HERE LOVERBOY-
#my outloud reaction was me saying “oh OSCAR”#in the same tone of voice john uses to say “oh ARTHUR” when he's like deeply impressed and also very turned on about it#like ngl i went from being like “wow he's cool!” to “i nEED to fuck him”#i love sweet characters who are capable of/have committed tremendous acts of violence#bc that means the sweetness and kindness is a very conscious decision#and that should you cross them. well. let's just say you may not live to see the sun rise.#malevolent#malevolent pod#oscar malevolent#an eldritch being and his wet cat#malevolent spoilers
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can't wait for the overpriced millennial color palette chess set market to collapse
#speak friend and enter#i hate those things. you don't know chess. you don't know anything#how do you decide who goes first if you have pink and blue instead of white and black.#'but jaime does it matter who goes first?' yes. yes it does.#sure. go ahead. do a ruy lopez with your gay little green stoneware pieces. i hope you like burning in hell#honestly tho i'd think the fun colors were cute if they weren't always either cheaply made or wildly overpriced. often both#like i saw a beautiful quartz chess set today but the full size is SEVEN HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGHT DOLLARS#like nobody that's spending $750 on a chess set is a) gonna buy that one or b) gonna use it. it's just gonna be a tchotchke#and dgmw i love a tchotchke but like come onnnn#i want a chess renaissance but also i don't. like i think a lot of people would enjoy it and lord knows FIDE needs to rehab their image#but at the same time the thought of chess influencers makes me want to commit acts of great and terrible violence
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obsessed with these two stupid dating teens that i've come up with recently
#their names are shikurou and hitari and she is a ball of sunshine and he very much is not#i make all of these refs the same height but in reality he is like a good foot taller than her kjchvikcv#just. i had the idea of a dynamic that's just. very antisocial social outcast guy who can and will commit acts of violence to protect his#stupid (affectionate) ball of sunshine gf meanwhile all of the gf's friends are like 'girl you could do so much better' but she Hard#Disagrees and thinks he's the coolest and kindest person in the world#and tbh. i kinda needed a goofy wholesome palette cleanser after working on the takoshi post for like a month straight#as much as i wanna get it done still and make it good it definitely tanked my mental state lol (for uh. understandable reasons due to the#content matter oops)#anyways i love these two :]#shikurou (oc)#hitari (oc)#oc shiz#shook wips#technically? it's a screenshot and i'll probably post the full canvas later so :shrug:
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I'm feeling like the persephone verses in chant. Why is it so hot.
#why is it so hot down here? hotter than a crucible#why is it so bright down here? brighter than a carnival#(well it is a carnival but shhhh)#it ain't right and it ain't natural. I need to commit acts of violence#q?
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this might be the hardest i've laughed at a wwdits episode in a MINUTE
#duuuuuude this season is so good it's gonna get so crazy i can feel it#i would get into it but i like physically can't i'm too in it#just need guillermo to commit a horrifying act of violence it is all i need from this and my life will be complete#YES like blade guillermo you are EXACTLY like blade exept even cooler and sexier#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#wwdits s5#wwdits season five#wwdits s5 e3
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Hi I canNOT stop listening to this
#ffxiv#7.2 spoilers#music#look i know nobody who follows me touches this mmo but Oh. My God.#this patch's music is fucking magnificent#i need to commit an act of violence or at least aggressively clean my house to this song#disco frog boss song was also Extremely Good but oughh this song is scratching the good brain itch#please listen to the Graffiti Baby splatoon everybody's ass#Youtube
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i need to hit daniil dankovsky with my car it would heal me of all my ills i think
#i love him i just need to commit an act of extreme violence towards him yk#daniil dankovsky#даниил данковский
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clawing at the walls of my FUCKING ENCLOSURE-/dramatic
I WANT TO DRAW
SO BADLY
BUT I CANNOT- I WANT TO YAP ABOUT MY SILLIES, I WANT TO INFLICT ANGST UNTIL I AM MASSLY HATED AND THEN DROP FLUFF
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jeborbed feral
#screaming into the stars#i need to go to BED-#I WANT TO MAGMA#I WANT TO MAGMA SO BAD#I WANT TO DRAW ON MY COMPUTER#PLAY SILLY GAME WITH FRIEND#I WANT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE UPON DIGITAL CREATURES#orighroyithwjfngakgbw why am i LIKE THIS
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also can i just say that this one panel of shin and rui kinda makes me want to jokingly ship them lmfaoooo

no reason at all. i just think its funny also i love rui also the fact that prior he was kinda panicking taking over shin's place i mean like ok if i'm not shipping it im at LEAST just thinking "lmao rui crushing on shin" because again. FUNNY. to me at least. also yes i lied this is my reason other than that panel of him falling on shin lmoa
#yeah fuck it i'll tag this#eyeshield 21#rui habashira#seijuro shin#shin seijuro#i want to hold rui by the neck and strangle him while tossing him around/pos#cuteness aggression at its finest amiright#i want to commit acts of violence on him but in a good way#i need to shut up
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i literally hate her what's her problem
#in so much pain i cannot change my outfit but yeah it's a good idea to send me to school. sure. /s#marin complains#i need to commit unimaginable acts of violence this is so fucking stupid
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having a category five woman moment
#its not like this is new its just been a while so im 🔪🔪🔪 in my car cause i havent gotten normal enough to go back into the office#im like so mad lol like so mad and wow i need to get back in the gym or the studio cause i cant be feeling all this without an outlet#like ok. this is a universal experience and i am no novice but tell me why i can be in a big city wearing next to nothing on public transpor#t and feel totally safe but three fuckers on a park bench in the suburbs at NOON feel entitled enough to comment on and sexualize my body#and feel safe is the wrong phrase cause quite frankly im in no danger from three fuckers on a park bench but for the simple fact that i dont#have the time to commit acts of violence right now. because of my stupid job. he thinks he can get away with it#and that is why there is no justice in this world in a perfect world i couldve taken care of this
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