Y'all got any Joshie Woshie hcs
my boy josh 💗‼️
1) he has an extensive hair care routine, his hair is super silky, shiny and soft to the touch.
2) he’s short sighted, which is why he misses so much lol my guy needs glasses
3) he’s a great fighter and warrior but is also clumsy as hell, he breaks and loses stuff all the time, trips, falls, etc, hence why he says he has bad luck lol
4) he keeps his cheating accessories (lol) in his hat, that’s why he never takes it off, he can’t let others know about his tricks ya know
5) out of the other royals he keeps in touch with innes most of all, they get together every few months to play tactic games (and bet over who wins obviously) josh is slowly corrupting innes and getting him into the world of cheating tho lol
6) he is an excellent rider and loves horses, he used to be a horse girl when he was a kid and lived in the palace lmao
7) even tho he doesn’t miss palace life at all, what he DOES miss REGULARLY is the palace food, after years of subsisting on cheap bar food + beer he’s had Enough
8) he’s a light weight lol he usually stays away from alcohol cause it gives him the upper hand while gambling, he’s a pro at acting as a drunk tho, so his victims (lol) don’t suspect
9) he puts his hair up in a long ponytail whenever the army travels for long periods of time so it doesn’t get sweaty and dirty
10) sometimes he asks natasha to braid it for him :)
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