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[curedreamy]

Do you know what show this is from?

From Ojamajo Doremi! It looks so cute omg

[something-sarcasthiccc]

Hope life is treating you wonderfully

Same to you friend!

[glittering-jellyfish]

Hi

Hello! How are you?

[mors-et-virginem]

🔪

Challenge accepted

[thebrumbles]

For you 💚💐🌈👽💕☀️

thank you 🥺🥰

[ineffableteeth]

can you imagine aziraphale signing the cross before he drops to his knees to go down on crowley and crowley says "Oh don't do that. I knew the guy.."

I don’t need to imagine it, that’s canon

[lovesickeros]

can.. can I ask for an affectionate reader with characters who aren’t normally like… used to the love? like, not just through words but physical affection like hand-holding, kisses, hugs, all that shebang. probably with a few people like yelan, ei, basically any character that is either cut-off from society or seems socially distant or isolated. 😞

☆ affectionate reader with yelan, ei, & furina

[ 4.2 Archon Quest spoilers ]

× yelan

Varies between how you display your affection, to be honest. Just like being affectionate with people? She's cool with it as long as you don't pop by while she's working (mostly because she'll end up dragging you into it for a bit of fun). I don't think she's all that touchy feely herself, but she'll absolutely get you gifts instead– like pretty knick nacks? She'll make sure to snag any she thinks you might like. Like a good meal? Sure, she'll take you out to one of the restaurants in the city, doesn't matter how expensive. Her treat. If you do prefer physical gifts rather then being taken out, you'll eventually get used to the random unmarked letters and packages showing up where your staying pretty often. It's obvious to know who it came from even if she never signs anything.

Flirty reader, though? Whole nother can of worms and now it's a challenge. The more confident you are the more interested she is. The other acolytes would absolutely seethe at the idea but she has no hesitation at just straight up flirting back– she's as charismatic as they come and she's got a poker face that's basically impenetrable. She'll probably also make a bet to see who cracks first (she always wins, unsurprisingly). Probably won't get dragged into any of her schemes this way but if you ask politely maybe she'll consider it, anyway.

The smell of freshly brewed tea and the clatter of dice across wood was a common sight at the Yanshang Teahouse– less common was the woman secluded in the far corner, her lips pulled into a grin that flashed fangs and a look that would scare off the most confident of men.

She'd normally try to scope out any new blood that'd made the mistake of stepping into her teahouse and was equally stupid enough to accept a gamble against her just for the thrill of it, but she was far too absorbed in the warm body at her side, one of her die clasped tightly in their hand as she guided them through the motions– they had a knack for it, she had to admit. The thought made her preen, the clatter of the die as it rolled across the table giving her that subtle, familiar rush.

Even if she knew exactly where it'd land.

"Six. Hm, maybe you're just lucky," She muses, plucking the die from the table and holding it up to her eye like a prized jewel, "Or maybe you're not as innocent as you'd have us believe." There's a sharp glint in her eyes at the prospect, but everyone else has the sense to keep their heads down and their words to themselves as she tosses the die herself.

"So why don't we find out and make a bet, just between you and me?"

× ei

Varies between Ei and the Shogun, because you'll probably be seeing either as much as the other. Sometimes you gotta really squint to tell who it is sometimes, but you get used to it. Both are fairly similar, though, in that their first instinct (especially in public) is to tense up like you're about to attack them or something. Difference is Ei eventually relaxes after a solid minute of trying to process your sudden affection and, if no one else is around, she might even reciprocate. Just don't tease her for being a little stiff and awkward about it, she's trying. That's what happens when your only company is a robot and uh. Nothing. For like 500 years. She's trying. Raiden, on the other hand, is just about as awkward as you can imagine. She's polite (blunt) about it because Ei is fond of you and also you are. The Creator. But she's not really built to deal with personal relationships and so she doesn't know how to deal with affection.

..Depending on what you do you may or may not blue screen Ei hard enough that she retreats back to PoE

Ei usually isn't fond of sitting still, unless it's to meditate. At least then she goes in with a purpose, something to achieve– but now, she's just focused on trying not to make a fool of herself. Her muscles are starting to ache from how hard she's tensing, though, in an effort to sit as straight and still as possible as their hands glide through her hair, weaving it into a single braid.

She can just barely hear the subtle lilt of their voice as they hum– and though it is soothing, it is also..very distracting. She can't focus long enough to try and meditate, too lost in the gentle rise and fall of their voice and the care they take to braid her hair. If she'd had a heart, she'd sure it'd be beating so wildly against her ribcage they could hear it.

But then it stops– their hands fall back to their sides and their humming falters. She freezes, too, racking her brain for any slights she must have committed. Instead, she is met with a calm, tender touch on the back of her neck, making her inhale sharply.

"Am I making you uncomfortable, Ei? You're so tense.." She has to grit her teeth to stop herself from bowing so low her head presses against the ground, her hands folded in her lap, clenching instinctively. "..No, Divine One." She answers simply, trying to contain the adoration swelling in her chest.

Yet as much as she tries to relax, to ease their worries, she finds that she cannot.

"Hm." That small murmur, a simple sound that nearly made her jump, was the only warning she got before they scooted closer, wrapping their arms around her stomach and resting their chin on her shoulder with a grin she would liken to Miko's, if she dared to make such a comparison. "Really?"

She swears she must've been feverish at the affection, lightheaded and dazed until she thought she might simply perish at the brush of their hands against her own.

Much to her embarrassment, however, she doesn't realize she's instinctively pulled back into Plane of Euthymia until she sees the familiar dull purples engulf her vision once again.

Though only a small solace, it seemed a little..brighter, this time.

× furina

Varies between pre 4.2 and post 4.2 archon quests to be honest.

Pre 4.2 she comes off as very vain– of course the most Divine would see fit to spoil her with affection! She deserves it, and is obviously their favorite! Just don't look too hard because she's terrible at hiding how flustered she actually is. Absolutely goes home right after and screams into her pillow for at least thirty minutes minimum.

Post 4.2 she's a lot more openly bashful and flustered. She's really not used to affection and even the smallest show of it has her folding immediately. Now that she doesn't need to worry about being found out she's a lot more receptive to affection. Cup her cheeks and compliment her and her knees are buckling. Like. Especially weak for compliments and praise (she deserves it. please spoil her).

She swears she must be hallucinating– she had been having trouble sleeping recently. But..no. The visage of the Creator was as real as the sweat beading on her brow as she stared at them for a long, awkward moment. Should..she let them in? But then they'd see the pathetic state she was in, and the last thing she wanted to do was make a fool of herself in front of them-!

Her choice was quickly made for her, anyway, as she let out an undignified squeak of surprise when they suddenly tugged her forward into their chest, enclosing her in a hug.

Her first reaction was to freeze– her second was becoming absolutely flustered, her cheeks flushing a soft pink and her mouth closing and opening as she tried to find her words.

"I– ah..um." She stumbled over her words instead, floundering like a fish out of water. Yet she felt a distinct sense of emptiness wash over her when they finally pulled back, looking a touch sheepish. "Sorry, sorry– you just looked like you needed a hug."

The silence spoke for itself, her shoulders tensing slightly. But the way the concern and affection bled through their voice made her waver, her hands trembling as she let out a shaky breath that almost sounded like a sigh.

"It's..It's fine! Fine, I'm fine." She repeated, trying desperately to ignored the way her voice cracked and how hot her face felt– though it was more an attempt to affirm herself that she was not thinking about how warm they felt, how much she..actually enjoyed the hug. She wasn't thinking about it all! Absolutely not!

..Maybe a little.

"Just warn me next time, please?"

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

I saw Gianni retweet your art on Twitter and I was like "I wonder if he knows...?"

I don’t think so >:3

Trick people into reposting gabe ass with one simple trick! Click here to find out how.

I didn’t even notice that happened cause I turned off all my notifications everywhere a few days ago for peace and quiet

[detective-piplup]

im replaying last spectre atm, and did you know that apparently descole has shitty handwriting. im not kidding.

beth comments on how doland used to have lovely penmanship but now she can’t read it. she blames it on Clark being the mayor and Doland having more responsibilities because of it.

this ks probably common knowledge but it’s also entirely optional so I’m putting it here

[watchyourbuck]

Baby figure skater Bobby with that kind of dad scares me so bad I just want my boy to be loved because older Bobby seems so proud of his childhood self when we had that skating reveal episode 😩 Also, I’m glad we finally get Bobby’s brother reveal after that throw away line about him back in like season 1 or 2. I thought for sure the writers forgot he existed.

Whoops saw this too late 👁️👁️ he wasn’t yknow,,,, around anymore.

[stagefoureddiediaz]

I feel the need to remind everyone that Check pattern theory has never once failed me so Eddie being in Check when he called Marisol to set up a date (coupled with the fact that Eddie literally said dating people you met on a call never works out well and then the show literally re-enforcing that by having her remind him that they met on one of his calls) is the reason for my nonchalance over Marisol still being around.

So, whilst I'd rather we didn't have a transphobe on the show, I'm not going to expend any energy on her - she'll serve her purpose and leave, she's a plot device and she isn't meant to stick around past her use of getting Eddie (and Chris) to where the writers need them to be.

[awek-s]

idk which one of y’all is telling lucie that I’m lying about her on main but like ok since everyone thinks im lying about why she cut me out and her checking on my friends and then saying horrible stuff about them in tags etc etc put the thread together and draw your own conclusions and join her instead of keeping tabs on me to report back to ‘your master’ 😩 as u can see we parted amicably and i told my friends exactly that but then she started to make vague posts and then that’s why we got angry but ofc ! once a victim always a victim and such.

[shadowofdarkness22]

i just finished mr queen and it was so good 😭😭😭😭 literally so many problems wouldve been avoided if they wouldve just accepted bisexuality into their heart

Oh my gosh I just saw this!! I'm so sorry!!

It would've. 😭😭 Honestly, I would've been happy if Bong Hwan got to say goodbye at the very least, but he didn't!!! So it just makes it even worse! 😫😫

[statusquoergo]

I started rewatching Suits (I actually watched the original run when it was on) and I'm into late Season 4. I forgot how absolutely ridiculous the show was but so enjoyable. One thing I just don't understand is why Rachel and Donna want to be married to Mike and Harvey. For me, if I'm married I want to be my spouse's first priority and they are definitely not. Harvey and Mike will always put each other first, not their wives.

I don't think I can answer that, honestly. Well, I can give an answer, but... Okay, just please remember that this is all on the writers for being shit at writing women. If Donna and Rachel were real people, I'm sure they'd both be absolutely lovely human beings, based on their actions in, let's say the first two seasons.

Anyway.

I think Donna does realize how important Mike is to Harvey, and up to a certain point, understands that Harvey will always put him ahead of her, but once he leaves, all that goes out the window. Even as Harvey's actions are so shaped by how much he misses Mike that Donna can use that to predict his behavior, in her mind, Mike is gone and Harvey needs to get over it. "Harvey, Mike left... [T]he reason he left is because he finally came to terms with who he is. And now that he's gone, who you are is a man who wants back in the game" (s08e01). She's the one who's here now, and Harvey should be grateful to have her.

Rachel is a little bit the opposite of that, in that she knows how important Harvey is to Mike, and is very aware that Mike will always prioritize Harvey over her, but refuses to accept it. Donna waited until Mike was gone to make her move, but Rachel prefers to grab the bull by the horns and get Harvey out of the way herself. She doesn't want Mike to fully cut Harvey out of his life (which would be an absurd ask in the first place), but she's decided she should be Mike's top priority, and gets angry when that isn't the case. It's not a totally unreasonable expectation; she's Mike's girlfriend, Harvey is Mike's boss. The problem is that she never seems to really try to understand why Harvey always comes first, or approach Mike calmly with how much of a problem that is for her (which is par for the course for this show, though, so what do we expect). She's similar to Donna in this sense, where she wants Mike to be what she imagines him to be rather than what he is (Donna does the same to Harvey); she just responds to it in a different way.

This show really is ridiculous, isn't it? 😅

[thapunqueen]

How on Earth do you draw berets. /gen

I usually get stuck on the beret whenever I try and draw Boone and since you're the Boone Expert I must know your wisdom.

this is such a funny anon to me bc i dont think ive ever drawn his beret correctly HAHAHANFKJNFNFW i draw it VERRRYYYY cartoony and silly BUT !!! the only advice i can give is: that silly stupid hat is all about SHAPE !! the band is tight fitted but the top is droopy, its like an oval if you took a hammer and banged some hard angles into it it also kinda helps if you just imagine a big sock sitting on his head its kinda like that its a frustrating thing to draw but at the same time its kinda funny to mess around with and stylize

[corrodedparadox]

i just wanted to stop by and say that the paintings you've done of the migrating fish in the sky help remind me that there is good in the world. i live in canada and suffer from seasonal depression, so whenever the geese start to migrate, i start dreading winter. now i think of your paintings when i see them doing their test flights, and it sounds kinda silly, but when i imagine them as salmon or gar, suddenly the looming presence of winter approaching doesn't feel as overwhelming. i don't really know why, maybe it's bc i like fish a lot. but i wanna make sure you know that your art has had an impact of me, and it helps me remember that migrating animals always return.

:)