#i owe it to him to give it all i got ya know? including making sure hes having fun and is relaxed when training

[heartfullofleeches]

Are you open about yandere prince?👉👈 If so then I have these thoughts about yandere sunshine prince got caught killing someone by their favorite knight!reader.

[Tw: Gore and Violence]

Air knocks out your chest as you fall on uneven ground. The blade at your throat is replaced by an extended hand as your attacker bellows a hearty laugh at your tempory defeat.

"I believe that counts as a point for me, Cap."

You fight the urge to roll your eyes as he flexes his muscles to a crowd that wasn't even there. Being referred to as captain is still a new horizon for you. After a long string of disappearance, including the well respected and adored former captain, the storm seemed to be in the clear for now. Pain carried by all, each day was cherished in the kindgom for their loses and the reality that anyone could be next.

The first celebration since the tragedy was your anointment as captain of the royal guard. As the prince's former personal guard and a protector of the royal family since your youth, the choice was unanimous. Little did you know that your captain had written a letter of recommendation prior to his disappearance. He always knew you had the strength for the job, he just wish you had the heart. If only he could see you now.

"I suppose you're right, but you seem to be forgetting something."

"And what might that be~ Captain."

You grab the solider's hand, but instead of using it to right yourself, you pull him towards you as you drive your heel directly into his knee. You roll out of the way as he stumbles forward from the disruption in balance and pain, still holding onto his arm as he crashes to the ground beside you. You stand up and pin the limb to his back, redirecting your hand to his elbow as you shoot it upwards.

"That's a measly one to my eleven."

You press down on his arm harder.

"Ow- ow- ow- I give, I give!"

"Make that twelve."

A whistle sounds from the castle wall.

"Whooo, yeah! That's the knight I know and love!"

The crown prince hopes over the short wall separating the training grounds and the main path to the castle, half skipping and half sprinting over to you. You shield your eyes from the brightness of his smile, letting the solider go who then bows before your future king.

"Good evening, my highness."

The prince doesn't seem to notice him, throwing his arms in the air as he laughs. "That was amazing, Y/n! Let me to reward you for your efforts with a hug." He puckers his lips." Maybe a kiss too?"

"I'm good on both. Aren't you supposed to be with your guard?" If there was one person who opposed your promotion, it was the prince. In public he put on a brave face, but in private he cried and begged you not to leave him, and even went behind your back to the king with no success. From what you've heard, he's been placed with four guards already and the week had just begun. His upper lip twitches.

"You're so funny, Y/n. You are the only guard I'll need. Which is why I'm here!"

"Right. I think training is over for now." You turn to the solider. "Would you like me to get you something for your arm?"

He grins, blinking back tears as he raises his arm in triumph. "This? This is nothing. C'mon Cap, let's go one more round for all the marbles. I was this close to wiping the floor with you. I'll even buy you a drink if ya win."

"Don't get too cocky." You lightly punch his shoulder, the begins of a smile on your face. The prince's falls.

Why?

"Besides, you already owe me a dozen."

The solider winces as he holds up his injured arm. "It's an honor to be at your side, Captain."

You take it. "Likewise. I'll go get you that ice."

With a simple shake, you drop the man's hand as you march towards the castle. Time feels like a crawl for the prince as he watches your fingers part. The soldier's tighten around yours at the last second before he lets go. He sighs as you fade into the distance, mumbling to himself.

"Hate to see them go.... but love to-"

The eyes burning a hole in the back of his head cause him to hold his tongue. He corrects himself. "The captain.... they're something special aren't they?

The prince doesn't reply. He can't. The blood rushes to his head, his hands tremble. Why- Why did you do that for him? Why did you smile? In all your years together, those were rare. The light at the end of a tunnel, given out to this- worthless piece of garbage like a cheap carnival prize. You abandoned him, and now this. It hurts. It hurts so much that he can't breath.

"Your highness? If I may speak.."

"What is it."

His tone catches him off guard, but the solider continues anyway. "Do you think... Do you think I have a shot with them? I know this is inappropriate, but you've known them the longest so...."

It hurts. He's going to die.

The prince grins.

"I'll let you, if you beat me first."

-

You tie the rag around the solid block of ice as you exit the castle. Your light steps grow heavier as you near the wall. It not like you hated the prince. While you wouldn't admit it aloud, he was one of the first people you could truly classify as a friend. It's just that you have so much more freedom now. A permanent place on the field rather than the faux paradise he tried to build for you both. Maybe someday, when danger and fear was only an afterthought, you'd treat him to a date in the kindgom.

"Prince?"

The field is empty. Surely you haven't been gone that long that they'd up and leave you, not to mention the prince would rather die than depart from your side. You hop over the wall just as he had, the area as deserted as an actual battlefield. Looking at the ground, you find footsteps leading away from the area to a wall behind the castle. The footsteps dissipate as you follow. Switching from two pairs of feet, to one, to large streaks through the soil like someone's been dragged. Blood seeps into the trail and collects along the pebbles in the earth. You ready your blade as you near the scene; a squelch and familiar scream the kickoff for a sight even your wildest nightmares were unable to conjure.

The solider, your ally, flung across the floor, eyes vacant and pale skin dyed red. His body was covered in stab wounds, but none of them fatal. Precisely darted in odd places to avoid any arteries or important organs, as if his assailant wanted to prolong his suffering as long as possible. The contents of your stomach rise to your throat as your eyes land on his right arm. The same he used to lift you up and shake your hand in solitary. His fingers were bent and twisted in bizarre angles, a combination from being stomped on and mangled by someone's own two hands. His ring fingers is almost completely torn off.

As another stab tears through his body, your brain finally registers that his attacker is still there, on top of him. As if things couldn't get any worse - he was still alive.

"R....u"

Eyes shoot in your direction. The dagger falls to the ground followed by a quickness of breath. Ever so faint, a voice calls out.

"Y-Y/n?...."

The prince jumps off the solider, kicking away the knife like he's next on the chopping block. Like he's afraid. He sobs, curling against the wall and hugging himself as he whimpers.

"H-h-he tried to kill me, Y/n! I had to! I had to..."

The prince buries his face in his hands. You want to be him. To hold onto anyone hope of him being that same, ball of sunshine that woke up an hour before you just to be able to start the day at your side, but that look on his face. It was the same one he wore when his father caught him eating dessert before he finished his meals.

You rush forward.

"Y/n?"

Your body acts before your brain. You punch the prince square in the jaw as he reaches for you. He hits his head against the wall as you pick up the solider and sprint towards the infirmary, praying to whatever god there was that were was still time. A genuine sob bubbles in the prince's chest as you run off, but he can't help but laugh.

"Y/n.... always the hero. I would've been happy being the prince trapped away in the tower... if it meant having you."

He sticks in fingers in his mouth, swabbing the inside of his bloody cheek that his teeth tore through. He spreads the mixture of blood and saliva on his tongue, fluids he'd spill at any moment for you. Whether his or another's."

"Guess I'm the villain now... I'll play along if it means that in the end we'll be together forever."

[endofthelinegang]

𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐤𝐞𝐲 (𝟐)

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ jake lockley x fem! reader & khonshu

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ spare key (1)

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ my usual shit

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞ˏˋ°•*⁀➷  IM A FUCKING PROPHET I WROTE THIS SATURDAY AND IF YOU WATCHED EP 6 OF MOONKNIGHT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY I AM SAYING THIS

tags bc people asked for this: @brekkers-desigirl @leh2393 @padfootsiriusorionblackthethird @obnoxioussmiley

join the gang!

“What?” Your voice was barely above a whisper as you spoke, your entire body tensed. 

“Awe, it’s okay doll.” He consoled you resting his hand in the middle of your back, he pressed another kiss to the top of your head. 

“I don’t understand.” Even though it was Jake, and you honestly weren’t sure why he had come in and pretended to be Marc, and lied about not knowing Marc the night before you still needed to gain some sort of trust with him. So, you snuggled your head into his neck. 

“Ya see, Marc and Sean wanna live a life without Khonshu. They’ve openly expressed this too many fucking time to count. They are not the only decision makers in this body, so when he needs work done that’s gonna be my job so they are not bothered with the burden. One day they’ll turn around, change their minds. ‘specially Marc, he can’t stand peace.” Jake laughed at the end of his statement. 

“But Marc and Steven,” you put emphasis on his name, “are still in a deal with whoever that is.” You truly never got who Khonshu was explained to you. All you knew was that Marc owed him basically his life and that he had to do his dirty work for him, consequently that meant Steven was dragged along. 

Jake chuckled, “True, but, there’s a chance they could get out of it, so for now I give them a little tiny chunk and I take the rest so that they might reconsider and even if they don’t I know what I’m doing.” He could feel your heavy breathing even though you masked your inner feelings on the outside.

“So you’re the safe guard in this whole ordeal?” You could feel Jake’s hand going up and down your back. 

“Exactly princess, I’m just out until I’m not needed for Khonshu’s bidding. Then your little schedule will return to normal.” Jake took his other hand and smoothed out your hair, he felt you jump a little at the contact. 

“So, why are you out now?” You knew deep down, though you were never told explicitly, that Khonshu’s bidding included murder. So the uncontrolled fear you had right now, especially after Jake said what he said was that he was going to kill you. 

“They don’t know about me, so I’m not involved with the weekly plan ‘round here. I just wanted to pop in, tell ya the truth. I get why those two morons are so attached to ya though. I didn’t wanna do my job last night, I just wanted to stay and be with you.” You could hear sincerity in his voice but you weren’t sure whether you could believe him or not. 

“You’re out right now just to see me and tell me the truth? Nothing else?” You had to hear from him that this wasn’t going to turn into one of the men waking up in their own body next to you dead. 

“God, you gonna make me spell it out? I missed you, and you needed to know some stuff.” His voice raised at the beginning of his sentence and lowered the longer he spoke. 

“Jake, you’re not gonna kill me are you?” You could feel your voice shake holding onto him a little tighter holding your breath. 

“No! Of course not,” He laughed and squeezed you back, “I do need to ask something of you though.” His lips were at the shell of your ear now, you could feel his breath trickling down the side of your neck. 

“What’s that?” You relaxed in his hold after you heard that he needed to make a deal with you, that ensured your current safety more than him saying he wasn’t going to kill you. 

“Don’t tell Marc or the other one that I exist, if you do it’ll be a whole thing. Just super avoidable honestly.” He made his case quickly, though his voice didn’t rise above a whisper. 

“Only if you keep this body safe and let me know it’s you when it’s you. No more funny business Jake. If you’re gonna be here, tell me.” The idea of lying to the two people you loved most hurt, but you knew it would hurt worse and cause them more issues if they knew that Jake existed. Steven had already had a hard enough time realizing Marc was real. And even though Marc loved Steven like a brother, the fact that he couldn’t live without him scared Marc and made him feel a little crazy. They were just starting to get along better and make boundaries, you couldn’t ruin that for them. Plus Jake wasn’t doing anything inherently awful towards the two of them. 

“Really? That’s it. Damn, I thought I was really gonna have to make you promise,” He sighed in relief, Jake genuinely didn’t wanna cause you harm or make you do things you didn’t want to but if worse came to worse he would, “but alright, deal.”

“I’ll still be cleaning the white hoodie by the way, Marc will be infuriated if it’s covered in blood, he will also be suspicious and concerned.” You joked with Jake a little pulling back from his hold. 

“Does that mean?” He let you go and you sat up taking hair out of your face. 

“That you’re cleaning up the broken bowl in the living room? Yes. We made a deal, see if it would’ve really been  Marc I would say give him the body and let him clean it up but since it was you go get the broom Hyde.” Jake laughed at you a little before sitting up and stretching. 

Right when you thought everything was all settled and done with the proper arrangements made you turned your head and let out a scream of terror scooting back towards Jake quickly. 

“What’s wrong?” Jake immediately didn’t know how to react other than to hold onto you and move slightly in front of you.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” You took a pillow off your bed and threw it at the thing you saw standing next to your dresser. 

“Khonshu,” Jake spoke to him like that was his friend, “you got more work for me?” Khonshu had his beak pointing down looking at the pillow that had just hit his body. 

“THAT’S KHONSHU?!” You were still screaming, this was worse than figuring out about Jake, this was so much worse. 

“You can see me?” Khonshu was now looking directly at you, with Jake loosening his grip, but yours was still tight on him. 

“NoO I just threw that at the wall for no reason.” Your sarcasm was enough to make Jake snicker under his breath as he observed the interaction. 

“You have sight, you can see beyond what other mortals can. Your capacity for knowledge outside of this Earth is vast.” Khnoshu ignored your sarcasm, still surprised at the new discovery before him.

“I’d rather not.” You closed your eyes and shook your head letting go of Jake. 

“I’m afraid you have no choice, but I am glad that they have found you. The rarity of a human like you is to be protected at all costs.” Khonshu moved his beak inches each time looking between you and Jake. 

You counted the names on your fingers just to make sure you were right, “There’s four of you now?” 

“Yes, but you mustn’t let stupid and Marc know that you can see me for the time being. I will let you know when the time is right.” Khonshu spoke, he and Jake were similar, they were okay with you knowing of their existence, they just didn’t want the other half of this group to know. 

“So you’re gonna be around and you want me to pretend like I don’t hear or see a giant mummified bird?” Khonshu gave you a slow nod. 

“Look at you go, you’re special.” Jake kissed your temple before getting out of bed. 

“I suspect that the two of us will become closer as time moves forward, I expect nothing from you. It’s just pleasant to be seen.” Khonshu stepped forward away from the wall and you assumed he was going to follow Jake out the door. 

This was only going to get weirder..

[drc00l4tt4]

wave wave wave

hellooo its me again uhmmm

saw ur reqs were open and i have a couple

Melvinborg:

Melvin and reader like exploring parenthood with their new baby(i thought the idea was cute)

NSFW - Reader giving Melvinborg a blowie in his office teehee

Webslinger:

I thought reader maybe helping him tend to wounds from a recent fight? If you haven't done that already

I don't know if this was too much srry if this was too much,,,

Already did the borg parent one (and I'll do the blowie one l8r) so here's the Webslinger one!

Fuckin love this req <33

Obv not proofread, just wrote this as it came to mind :]

"Ow!"

Web-Slinger winced as you tightened the bandaging around his arm. "Sorry," You said softly, gently patting his arm before tying off the bandage. "S'fine," He sighed out, "It's my fault y'gotta tend t'me in th'first place."

"You were helping catch an anomaly, I wouldn't exactly say that it was your fault you got hurt." You lightly argued as you started to clean another wound that was on his leg, just under his knee. "Let's agree t'disagree." He shrugged slightly. He then winced as you applied medicine to the wound. "You got hurt because you were attacked from behind, that's not your fault." You continued to argue as you grabbed more bandaging. "S'my fault f'not bein' careful." He argued back. "Yes because you have eyes in the back of your head." You said sarcastically, earning a light chuckle from him.

"No, but most'a everyone 'ere has um.. Spider-sense. All I got is my rider-sense, n' that jus' connects me t'Widow. Doesn' really help me with dodgin' or-" Web-Slinger paused to inhale sharply as you tightened the bandaging around his leg; he then continued, "Or, uh, sensin' whats comin' towards me unless it's Widow. Feels like I should have that but I don't."

You gave him a puzzled look. ".. You know Miguel doesn't have spider sense either, right?" You asked. "Yet he ain't the one gettin' patched up right now." Web-Slinger shrugged. "I dunno. I don' want you thinkin' I can't protect ya or that I'm gonna come back n'.. not be okay." He admitted.

You looked at him with a soft gaze. ".. You know I can protect myself right? We both have the ability to do that, spider-sense or not." You said in a soft tone. He almost looked like a kicked puppy (just judging from the way his eyes on his mask moved.) "Yeah," He muttered out, "But," He clapped his hands against his thighs, "I promised t'protect what I could. N' that includes you."

"I'm not a civilian though, Patrick." You continued to speak softly, and you could see his gaze soften from kicked-puppy to calm. "I understand that, m'just.." He trailed off. "Worried because of my line of work? Since you know how dangerous it is?" You finished for him. You could see the fond smile in his eyes as he let out a quick, "Yeah." He then continued, "Especially when I can't handle these other villains. Makes me think y're handlin' somethin' I can't n' that just.."

"Hey," You lifted your mask and his bandana enough to show your mouths, and you laid a gentle kiss on his lips. "I'm not going to be your canon event, Patrick. I'm not from your dimension, I'm safe." You said, and you saw how he melted from the kiss and felt him wrap his arms around you. "Also my villains aren't too difficult, I kick their ass each time and you are stronger than me so I'm not worried." You added, making him chuckle. "If y'say so." He muttered before kissing you gently.

When he pulled back, his lips still grazed yours as he spoke, "Speakin' of our dimensions," he whispered, "Y'feel like lettin' me come over f'some alone time, darlin'? Promise I won't strain nothin'. 'Less y'want me to."

Reqs are Open! | Comms

[johnnysuhbmarine]

My Favorite English Line for each NCT Member

Okay, this is something that has been on my mind for a while, but I think I've finally sorted things out enough to finish the complete list, so now I'm sharing it with the world (cause ya know, to the world, nct)

Before we get started: this is my opinion, and not what I'm claiming to be their most iconic or best line (because then we all know what Jaehyun's would be and it has to do with queso), but these are just my favorite lines to listen to because they make me transcend or something.

Also, I did not include solo stuff when compiling this because otherwise, some line from Horizon would beat out every other Jaehyun line and that's too much personal bias to feel like including - I just really love Horizon.

Now, it's time to share my most ambitious project yet:

Taeil: "oh, your birthday" (make your day)

talk about transcending. him singing this is so pleasing I can't it's so soft and perfect I love Taeil.

Johnny: "ice on with no lights on, but you're still shining yeah" (faded in my last song)

you guys, you guys. the way he sings this is crazy. I love Johnny Suh

Taeyong: "multicolored diamonds like the rainbow yeah, yeah, yeah" (regular)

it's just so addicting I don't think you guys understand. especially with his little choreography, it's perfect

Yuta: "baby we go wild. 127 squad" (kick it)

nothing gets me pumped up like how this Yuta line gets me pumped up. it's so good. he's so good!!

Kun: "it was all out of my control but I really want you to know the truth" (on my youth english version)

the way this is sung, I could listen to it on repeat forever. fantastic job, Kun. wish I could give him a pat on the head for this.

Doyoung: "so stay" (promise you)

Doyoung biases don't come at me for my favorite line of his only being two words. Doyoung is my son, I love him with everything in me, and this is so soft and perfect of him that there's no way it couldn't be my favorite. he's the reason this song is so amazing.

Ten: "oh baby, give it to me" (baby don't stop)

yeah this absolutely raises me from the grave it's so aurally pleasing I can't even begin to describe it.

Jaehyun: "it's a cruel game, I cannot lose" (sit down!)

everyone go listen to this song right now I'm not even kidding. this Jaehyun line is so addicting and perfect and hot wow.

WinWin: "we should be together, you should know" (king of hearts)

I have ALWAYS loved this part, so finding my favorite english line for him was pretty easy because wow. what a pre-chorus this man gives us. thank you, WinWin.

Jungwoo: "hey, I see you" (ay-yo)

back to absolutely transcending this line is crazy. very good, Jungwoo. wow.

Mark: "skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep. girl, I got your lovin' on repeat" (highway to heaven english version)

I actually cannot explain how much I love this line. my mom even listens to this song with me specifically because she also knows how FANTASTIC and addicting this part is.

Xiaojun: "can I be honest? I so hate to be controlled" (take off)

wow. everything about Xiaojun is just wow, including this line.

Hendery: "falling for a stranger, good gracious" (love talk english version)

you guys. you guys. it's the "good gracious." why is it so addicting and perfect? I love Hendery so much I cannot even begin to explain, but this line is surely one of the reasons why because wow. I am asexual, but when Hendery sings this...

Renjun: "I go round and around like a merry-go" (SOS)

again, if I was going for iconic, I would've put his bridge in ISTJ, but this line of his is so perfect and aurally pleasing that I physically couldn't not put it in this list. this one line is the reason I love SOS as much as I do.

Jeno: "you owe me sleep" (broken melodies)

CRIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. that is all I have to say about that.

Haechan: "you see my hope was all but gone" (superhuman)

okay this one is a very iconic line but can I be blamed for it also being on my favorites list? no. because this line is the definition of transcendental. everything about it, including Haechan, is perfect.

Jaemin: "let it in my system" (poison)

this Jaemin line is crazy I really don't know what else to tell you.

YangYang: "she's a keeper, but I just can't keep her" (low low)

you guys. you know it's good when I pull out the "you guys" as my only coherent thought at first. YangYang eats here.

Chenle: "guess I finally get back to you" (broken melodies)

is my favorite line for my bias and bias wrecker in NCT Dream both from my favorite NCT Dream song? yes, but the fact that I am in love with how Chenle sings this line has nothing to do with the fact that it feeds into my delusions. I promise.

Jisung: "hate this distance cause I'm just left here singing" (broken melodies)

okay, Jisung isn't my bias nor bias wrecker but my favorite line of his still comes from Broken Melodies because NO ONE sings this part like he does and I have to make sure you all are aware of that. this line was made for Jisung.

Okay that- that's all twenty members. I have no clue what to do with myself now.

[t1redbitxh]

Prank

Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader x Eddie Munson

Summary: The kids, Eddie, and Steve decide it was a good idea to pull a prank on Y/n. Long story short, it wasn't.

Warning: Mentions of blood, someone getting hit, mentions of puking, and gagging. Pls let me know if there is anymore!

Y/n, Steve, Eddie, and the kids were all at Steve's house having a sleepover. They all sat in Steve's room, talking to each other. "What do you guys wanna eat?" Y/n asked. "Ooh! We should get pizza!" Dustin answers. Sounds of agreement go across the room.

Y/n looks at her boyfriends "What do you guys think?. Steve shrugs "Sounds good to me". Eddie nods his head "Same here". "Okay" She says, standing up. "I'll go get the pizzas. How does pepperoni and cheese sound?".

"Sounds good to me"

"Yeah"

"I agree"

Steve then hands Y/n some cash, Eddie doing the same. She smiles softly at them "Thanks". "I'll be right back!" she announces walking out the room. As soon as they hear the front door shut, Dustin comes up with an idea. "What if we prank Y/n?" he ask excitedly. Steve shakes his head "Uh-uh. Last time we pranked her, she dropped her walkman and wouldn't talk to us for a week!"

Dustin rolls his eyes. "It was a day for you guys, Steve" he says, including Eddie. "Well it felt like a week!" Eddie exclaims. "What if it's just a small prank? Like a small jump scare?" Mike suggest. Steve and Eddie look at each other, having a silent conversation.

Steve then sighs and looks back at the others "Alright". The kids cheer and everyone huddles together to make a plan. "Mike and Will" Dustin begins, "You guys will keep a watch out for Y/n". The two boys nod their heads and go downstairs to keep watch.

Dustin looks at Lucas "You will be in charge of turning the lights of upstairs". "And Max, you will do the same downstairs" he orders. Lucas says "Okay" and heads out the room to turn off the lights. Max heads out the room after him, going downstairs.

"Steve, you scare Y/n. Eddie you make sure everything goes to plan" he tells them. They nod their heads and both go downstairs as Dustin goes to Lucas to help with the lights.

♡•♡•♡•♡

Few minutes later...

Mike and Will keep watch, waiting for Y/n to come back. As they see a f/c car pull up they jump. "Y/n's here!" Will yells. Running is heard around the house as everyone finishes their job and find a spot to hide downstairs. Steve and Eddie hide behind the wall in the kitchen as Max walks to others, who are all surprisingly hiding in one spot. "If they make out I'll puke" she whispers.

"Right with ya" Lucas quietly replies. Silence then falls through the house as the front door opens and Y/n walks in with 4 pizza boxes in her arms. She kicks the door shut behind her. "Hello?" she calls. "I got the pizza!".

She then slowly makes her way to the kitchen, setting the pizzas down on the counter. "I'm not going to be part of whatever game you guys are playing" she yells with sigh. She rolls her eyes and goes to turn the kitchen light on, not realizing that Steve and Eddie are hiding right behind the wall.

She turns the light on and Steve jumps out. "AHHHH!" he yells. Y/n screams and punches his nose. "Ow!" Steve cries, covering his nose. Y/n eyes go wide and gasp. "Holy shit! Are you alright? I'm so sorry". She moves Steve's hands away from his face. A worried expression appears on her face as she sees blood drip from his nose.

Eddie comes up from behind Steve and sees the bloody nose. "Oh my god!" he exclaims. He runs to get a paper towel and hands it to Steve. He grabs it "Thanks". He then rolls it up and puts it up the bloody nostril. The kids walk into the kitchen and gasp as they see the blood on the floor and Steve.

"What happened?" Max ask. "Y/n punched Steve in the nose" Eddie answers. Y/n groans "It was on accident, Ed's". "Whatever you say, sweetheart" he replies with a smirk. Y/n rolls her eyes and lightly hits his chest. "Whatever. Your cleaning up this mess though. While the rest of us get pizza".

Eddie gives her a look of surprise before sighing and going to get wipes to clean up the mess as the others go get pizza. Once he was done he gets a slice for himself and heads to the living room where the others were at. He sits down on Y/n's right side as Steve was on her left.

"Did you really punch Steve in the nose, Y/n?" Lucas ask. "Yes I did. But it was a reflex". Y/n answers. Dustin playfully scoffs "Sure it was". "It was!" Y/n protest. Steve kisses Y/n on the cheek "Don't worry, baby. We believe you". "Ew" Y/n exclaims. "You got grease on me, Steve" she says, wiping her cheek with a napkin. "And love" he adds. Eddie then leans over and presses a small kiss against Y/n's lips. "Now you get grease and love from me too" he says with a grin.

The moment was then ruined as Dustin gagged. "I'm gonna puke". The others laugh and Steve rolls his eyes. "Shut up, shithead". Y/n and Eddie laughed as he said that. Y/n took another bite of her pizza and leaned her head against Eddie's shoulder. "I love you two" she tells her boyfriends. "We love you too" they reply.

Steve then rest a hand on Y/n's thigh as Eddie wrapped an arm around her waist. She smiled happily to herself and sighed softly but happily. She could and would never get tired of her two favorite people, Steve and Eddie.

♡•♡•♡•♡

A/n: Sorry if it was bad. I rushed through it cause I wanted to post something. But as always feedback is welcomed.

[fandomsfunyeah]

Obey me!  A Mostly Terrible Day Mammon x Mc

After many problems the avatar of greed looks for his favorite human..

Mammon was in a bad mood.

“Ugh...I can’t believe Lucifer confiscated Goldie again.” So there were a couple unpaid bills but it shouldn’t be too big of a issue.

Okay and on top of that he also got a less than average score on his latest Curses and Hexes test.

Plus a couple witches were upset with him after a little incident last month and sent a threatening letter to the house and Lucifer will be upset when he finds out about that too...you know what maybe he should stop thinking about all this now.

He walked through the front door and toward his room for some quiet time.

But as he touches the doorknob..”MAMMON YOU SCUMMY MORON OF A OLDER BROTHER WHERE ARE YOU?!” Oh yes,there was also that one other matter. Levi’s angry voice echoed in the halls. Time to hide elsewhere.

He runs to Mc’s room,flings open the door and locks it. Mammon slides his back against it with a sigh of relief,Mc is on their bed using their laptop,typing away with noise canceling headphones on that looked eerily similar to Levi’s except they were black and a pinkish,purple color.

Mammon walks to the bed and stares a moment,well those work pretty good if they didn’t hear the door slamming.

He started poking their shoulder. “Hey hey human,entertain me. The great Mammon came all the way here to see ya.

Mc looks up and slips off the headphones,these really do block out everything. Their work concentration had improved significantly. Not that they weren’t happy to see Mammon of course.

“Oh,did you just get here? What’s up?” They said.

“That’s more like it,I should be what has your full attention.” He says,puffing his cheeks out.

Mc let out a small chuckle. “Oy Don’t laugh!” He exclaims.

“So how was your day Mammon?” Mc asks.

He plopped on the bed next to them,scooting up close.

“Awful...Lucifer took my precious Goldie.” He sighed  Well that would do it

“I see,so did you want something then...or did you just want to see me?”  They tease,pushing his buttons ever so slightly.

“H-Hey just what are ya on about Mc...” He stutters,blush painting his cheeks. Oh he loves his human dearly but boy do they drive him up the wall.

But he can tease them too,just as soon as his composure returns he’ll...

“Hey Mc! Why is the door locked? I need your help! Come on,open it!” Shoot he’d caught up. Levi was knocking frantically and yelling.

Mc turned to him frowning. Setting the laptop aside and leaning in. “Mammon what did you do this time?” They whisper,annoyed.

“Umm,Yeah...about that..Heh W-Well I may have borrowed some Grimm a few weeks ago and haven’t gotten around to giving it back yet.

Mc sighed. Of course. Well maybe they can calm him down. They walk to the door wondering why Levi still gives Grim to him when Mammon almost never pays it back on time,or at all. Maybe it’s the sibling bond,even if they fight and complain a lot.

The door is opened and Levi is waiting outside.

“Mc there you are,I need help Mammon owes me 5000 Grimm and...”

He sees him behind Mc on the bed. “Oh so this is where you ran off to!” He hisses,fangs visible.   “What’s up Levi?” Mammon smiled nervously.

Levi narrows his eyes,he started to move forward but Mc puts their hands on his chest. “Easy Levi,Okay?” They say in a soothing tone.

He calms a little and stares down at them.

“Mc...I want the Grimm he owes me.” He sounds upset but makes no effort to move past them.

“I know you do. But..this time can you wait just a little longer,one more week?”

Levi goes quiet,looking between Mc and Mammon,a scowl still on his face.

“Would you do it for me?” His eyes widen slightly and Mc noticed that his glare softened. He takes a breath. “Okay Mc...for you I’ll do it.”

Mc smiled. “Thank you Levi,those headphones you told me about work well by the way.” He smiled back,satisfied and pleased with the comment.

Mammon was surprised but then again Mc had bent everyone else in the house including him around their little human finger.

Levi goes back out but he turns and makes a I’m watching you gesture before leaving,closing the door with a small click.

Mc sighed in relief.

“That’s my human.” Mammon says happily.

They put the laptop away and laid down,after all that nonsense they need to rest a while. Mammon cuddles up to them,wrapping his arms around their waist. Hmm...he nuzzles the back of Mc’s head,finally some peace and quiet.

Mc shifted. “At least let me get in a comfortable position.”

“Ugh fine.”

Mammon lets them sit up and lay their head against his neck. He loved moments like this,just the two of them alone.

He sighs,looking down at them,their eyes were closed. He’s not sure if they’re asleep yet but he decides to pat their head. Mc moves again,opening their eyes slightly. “That feels nice.” They nestled back down.

Mammon felt his face flush. “G-Good.” He hummed a little and they snuggled closer.

The two cuddled until Mc’s phone pings. It was Lucifer,apparently he needed their assistance in his office.

Mammon huffed.  Why did his older brother always have to interrupt his special alone time with Mc.

They sit up,but before they get off the bed they lean over and kiss him on the lips. “Wha?! Mc don’t just do that outta nowhere!” He couldn’t help grinning from the gesture.

“Umhm I’ll see you later Mammon.” They turn to leave.

“Now just wait a minute Mc,one kiss isn’t enough no...not even close.”

 He quickly but gently grabs their face with his hands and pecks them on the lips. “There now we’re even.” He says,cheeks burning red.

“I guess so,well I’ll come around later,we can continue cuddling,oh and watch a movie too. Your pick this time.” They smile and head for the office.

“You better not forget Mc.”

Mammon goes back to his room with a spring in his step and heart fluttering thinking about Mc kissing him again. Today hadn’t been all bad after all.

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(OOC WARNING: THIS TRANSCRIPT CONTAINS BLOOD GORE BODY HORROR DEATH IMPLIED CANNIBALISTIC THOUGHTS MILD IMPLIED CANNIBALISM EYE TRAUMA GUNSHOTS AND SUICIDAL IDEATION PLEASE PROCEED BELOW THE CUT AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION.)

[Video transcript begin.]

[The transcript like most begins from a front shirt pocket, someone appears to be looking at the other people in the room. Two of which are in a wagon playing on a computer.]

?: Ok guys. Y'all ready?

[Voice identified: Mari.]

?: Mhm.

[Voice identified: Edgar.]

?: I..i think.

[Voice Identified: William.]

?: Um… What's the plan again?

[Voice identified: Cassidy.]

M: Simple you, me, Delilah, Edgar. And… Where's Ethan?

W: That’s..a good question. I’ll go grab him?

M: Yeah uh I'll just keep recapping the plan? Or wait on you two?

W: I think I've drilled it into him a bit too much, he should know!

[Will chuckles a bit, and walks away, its footsteps audible.]

M: Ok, well we're going to go lead Ruby and uh basically anyone that chases us to the maintenance tunnels to buy us time to break the window in Mai's office. Will is… Uh ask Will I don't actually remember. And Rose and Sparrow are going straight to the office once we distract that which needs to be distracted.

[A woman with long curly brown hair stands up, scratching her own bandages.]

?: And you all are going to follow the plan?

[Voice identified: Rose Elizabeth Henderson.]

M: I know I will. Edgar?

E: Dude. Of course I will.

C: If anything happens to you, me and Sparrow are going to punch you.

?: I’ll throw one in too!

[Voice Identified: Ethan.]

[Will and Ethan walk into frame again, though this time the shorter one looks somewhat anxious, clutching at his head discreetly.]

M: Will? You good?

W: Oh, yeah! Im-I’m fine, just, stress headache, ya know? [It lets out a nervous laugh.]

E: You too, huh?

C: Where are you going Will?

W: Ah, just. Keeping a promise I made a long time ago, kid. I’ll be right behind you guys, won't even realise i'm gone.

M: If we have to find you… We will.

[Edgar appears to be bouncing back and forth on his feet, his hands jitter slightly.]

[Just barely out of frame, someone can be heard tripping and stuttering to put… Something back on their head.]

[Will looks over, first to Edgar, then towards the noises. Its eye notably widens, and he quickly shuts it grimacing as he clutches harder at its head.]

M: [Whispered.] Fuck.

W: U-uhm. You guys promise me something, okay? All of you, you included Ethan. You’re all gonna get out. Alive. Fucking alive and okay, alright?

R: Yep. You too. I owe one fucking thing to my sister and that's not make the same mistake twice.

?: If you don't get out I'm burning the mall.

[Voice identified: Sparrow.]

[Edgar glances around a little, before smiling at Will, and nodding.]

E: Of course.

M: Yep um yeah anything you say dude!

W: G-good. You all better stick to that. Except, maybe, the burning down the mall bit Sparrow. I..I'm gonna head down. You guys better fucking stick to it.

M: Cool. Are you all ready? Edgar, Ethan, Cassidy, Delilah?

[Will sneaks off of the camera frame, whilst Ethan replies.]

Eth: Yeah. I am.

M: Edgar?

E: Yeah, let’s fucking do this.

[He hefts his crowbar in both hands, spinning it in his hands.]

C: I've been ready for the past… However long I've been here.

?: [Muttering.] Fuck fuck fuck fuck

[Voice identified: Delilah..?]

Eth: What?

De: [Normal voice.] Nothing! Haha… I'm ready!

R: Sparrow give me my computer!

Sp: No!

R: Peony will be safer in my bag!

[Sparrow turns to face away from Rose, leading to Rose just snatching the computer from the wagon.]

Sp: HEY!

M: We should get going. Be safe dealing with Emi you two?

R: Yep. Be safe dealing with… Whatever.

M: Come on you 4.

E: Alright.

[Mari turns around to begin walking out the doorway, 4 sets of footsteps heard behind them as they slowly walk around the mall.]

C: How are we supposed to find this ‘Ruby’ thing?

M: Do any of you have a knife?

Eth: Will took mine.

M: Edgar? You got a knife?

E: Just my crowbar.

M: Is it sharp?

E: … I’m not going to let you guys use this thing to draw Ruby closer.

M: Fine s- Oh fuck it I give up Sarah you have a knife?

De: Yep… You sure that's a good idea?

M: Even if this is transcribed, we'll be out by the time it's posted.

Eth: Even if it picks up, isn’t Will a bit away now? That “thing” shouldn't hurt us?

M: Wait… Wait wait wait fuck ok Sarah knife we gotta speedrun!

[Delilah(?) throws Mari the knife, both of Mari's hands appear in frame as they use the pocket knife to slice open their right hand and begin waving it around.]

M: Virus can't hurt us. But it could hurt… Will.

Eth:..he wouldn’t just take that. Surely not.

M: He wouldn't have a choice!

Eth: But, he-

M: IT'S A VIRUS DUDE! IT CAN DO THINGS AND WILL CAN'T STOP IT!

E: Guys, no fighting, please. Focus on the plan.

C: Yeah… My head hurts.

De: Also! If we're fighting when we find Ruby we will die.

C: Wait. Ruby will kill us?

M: Edgar explain. Please?

E: I… fine. So… Ruby is… essentially just a killing machine now. Ruthless. So, if we get too distracted during this portion, we’re going to get torn to shreds.

C: Oh.

M: Yeah and uh… Look alive gang. I can see where she is.

[Mari points to a faint green glow just barely in frame, it appears to be coming from a hallway somewhere.]

Eth: Ah, shit.

E: Be ready to start running.

M: Yep.

De: Good thing we stole good boots for this whole Delilah thing.

C: Is now a bad time to mention my breathing isn't great? ‘Asthma’ I think it's called.

De: Me and Mari have a friend with a fucked up lung, don't worry we got you kid.

E: … Why isn’t Ruby walking around?

M: Maybe she's tired?

E: She’s mostly machine at this point. Machines don’t get tired.

M: Microwaves get tired if you cook too much stuff in it!

E: Ruby isn’t a fucking microwave, Mari.

M: IT'S AN EXAMPLE!

[As the group gets closer to the green light, very faint crunching and other wet gross noises are heard.]

Eth: Is she crushing something?..

E: You’re close. I’ve… heard that sound before.

[They slowly turn the corner, and there it is. The creature identified as “Ruby” is seen hunched over, staring down at a body covered in blood. Their eyes seemingly plucked out, the top of their head crushed. And loud wet gross noises are heard as ‘Ruby’ seemingly eats the insides of the body.]

E: [Muttered.] Fucking hell…

M: OI RUBY! OVER HERE STUPID!

[The creature pays no mind to Mari's shouting, instead the sound of more muscles being ripped into are heard.]

E: [Barely audible.] Of all the days to skip fucking breakfast.

C: Stop it. Get some help. Please.

E: How the fuck did you–

C: I'm right next to you. And I can read lips.

E: Ugh, never mind. We should prepare ourselves for running.

M: [Extremely loud.] RUBY YOU BITCH GET OVER HERE!

[Still no response, instead the creature throws a random organ behind them.]

M: HELP!

Eth: I don't know if that’ll work? She’s pretty..fixated.

M: Anyone have a rope!

De: Mari. Why the fuck would any of us have a rope?

E: Hm. Wait here.

[Edgar walks away from the group somewhat, and swings the crowbar at the wall, ripping a large chunk out of it with ease. He grabs it and walks back over to the group before chucking it at ‘Ruby’.]

[‘Ruby’ stops, a distorted growl is heard as it slowly stands up.]

M: That'll do it. COME ON THEN! BRING IT ON!

[‘Ruby’ grabs a rotting arm, sticking it in its own mouth..? What remains of a mouth? Before turning around with a loud creak and mechanical scream. Running at the group.]

M: ALRIGHT TIME TO FUCKING RUN GUYS.

E: YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!

[Mari spins around to face the rest of the group before sprinting forward. The loud mechanical footsteps overshadow the noises of the others running.]

C: WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS DO DANGEROUS STUFF! IT MAKES NO SENSE!

E: THIS IS THE PLAN, CASSIDY. THIS IS QUITE LITERALLY THE WHOLE PLAN.

C: WHY DON'T WE JUST RUN OUT A WINDOW! IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FASTER! AND SAFER!

Eth: SECURITY TIGHTENED.

C: WHY!?

E: BECAUSE OF WHAT WE’RE DOING RIGHT NOW, STOP WASTING YOUR BREATH AND JUST FUCKING RUN!

[The group continues running, Cassidy being grabbed by Delilah(?) about halfway through.]

[A second pair of louder footsteps joins the cacophony, echoing off the wall. A shriek is heard from behind the group, causing Edgar’s fist to clench.]

E: [Breathlessly.] Fuck, that thing too?

M: HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN.

[Edgar subtly slows down, pushing himself to the back of the group.]

E: I’m moving to the back so you guys won’t trip over me. Just… keep running! Don’t stop for fucking anything!

M: EDGAR I SWEAR TO FUCK IF YOU BREAK OFF I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH A FUCKING BAT!

[A long pause.]

E: I’m sorry, Mari.

[The group loses a pair of footsteps, a loud whistle is heard, and the second pair of loud footsteps veers off to the side.]

M: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT DID HE JUST FUCKING LEAVE!

De: Yep.

M: I SWEAR TO GOD IF HE DIES I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!

Eth: JUST KEEP GOING!

M: I HATE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

C: Is… Is Rose going to die… If he doesn't get out..?

M: KID WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU… OH.

[The running continues until they eventually after 5 minutes run into a part of the tunnels ‘Ruby’ can't get into.]

Eth: [Between breaths.] Is. Everyone. Okay?

M: NO! I'M PISSED THE FUCK OFF! EDGAR HAD ONE FUCKING JOB AND HE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!

Eth: He..has a plan. He has one.

M: I DOUBT IT! HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PLAN TO GET OVER THIS HELLHOLE! WHY WOULD HE HAVE A PLAN TO GET OU-

De: Mari. Shut, the fuck. Up. He'll be fine.

Eth: Thank you.

De: No problem. We need to find Will.

Eth: Where would it be, though? I don't know where..

M: Archives.

Eth: Shit, okay. All of us going down there?

M: Bingo, come on.

Eth:..right.[Mari stands up and begins walking once more.]

M: Where's the archives again?

Eth: Down some stairs near the maintenance tunnels, I think. Like, the basement of this place.

M: Ok lead the way I guess.

Eth: on it.

[Ethan walks off in the direction of the archives, in front of the others.]

M: Ight. Let's get this over with.

[After a few seconds, a very faint loud scream is heard.]

M: WHAT THE FUCK.

Eth: That wasn't.. surely..

M: WILL.

Eth: WE NEED TO. GO. NOW.

[The group begins running once more, now in the direction of the archives.]

M: WILL WILL PLEASE GOD BE ALIVE!

Eth: HE HAS TO BE.

[The group begins running down some stairs, one set of footsteps stops though.]

M: SARAH COME O- WHAT THE FUCK!

[In an instant Delilah(?) comes flying down the stairs with Cassidy on her back somehow not injuring herself.]

De: WILL! WILL ARE YOU OK!

[In a brief silence, all that can be heard is some closer, yet still faint sobbing. It sounds incredibly distressed, and painful.]

M: WILLIAM!

[Mari continues running through the area, eventually stopping.]

M: WILL! IT'S MARI WHERE ARE YOU?

[The crying continues, not Muffled. It pauses for a second, before a voice shakily calls out.]

W: M-M-Mari?..

M: YEAH! IT'S ME!.. I… WHERE ARE YOU?

W: I..I can't.. I don't..it's dark, Mari, I can't.. it hurts!..

M: Oh… No no no no no no no.

[Mari finally finds William. He's lying on the floor, In front of a large pile of files. Surrounding him, a pool of crimson blood stains its clothes and the paperwork near him. A knife is seen lying nearby, similarly painted a dark red, along with what appears to be..an optic nerve beside some wires. Will appears turned away from the camera, grasping at his face as it cries.]

M: Will… What happened? I… Fuck fuck GOD DAMNIT!

[He visibly flinches at the sounds around him.]

W: She-She was watching through, through my eyes that's- that's how Xe was seeing- seeing everything. She wanted to stop you guys getting out- i-i couldn't let her I couldn't!

[Will appears to begin crying again, his breathing hitching.]

De: [Kinda distant.] WHAT HAPPENED IS WILL OK?

M: Jesus fuck… I…

[Mari audibly can be heard getting angry, before eventually just screaming.]

M: STUPID FUCKING MALL! WHY CAN'T THESE STUPID CUNTS JUST LET YOU LIVE LIFE! GOD FUCKING STUPID BITCH!

[Multiple footsteps are heard running up to Mari and by extension Will.]

W: Mari, It-it hurts so much, I can't- can't think, it just- it hurts!

M: It's ok I'm here w- We're… Almost all here.

W: Al…most?- [He interrupts itself with a cry, after moving its head.] P-please..

M: Edgar fucking ran off, I’m sorry but we need to go now.

De: WRAP UP WILL'S DAMN HEAD FIRST!

C: I have my jacket we can wrap around it?

[Mari pulls Cassidy into frame, ripping off one of her sleeves.]

[Will tries to move towards the sounds,but yelps again and pulls back, revealing a bit of his face to the camera. It's bloodstained, wet from both tears and blood.]

M: Jesus… Fucking… Christ.

W: I-im sorry, I didnt- I cant- it hurts!

M: It’s ok.

[Mari takes the blue sleeve and begins attempting to wrap it around Will's head. Before having Cassidy's whole suit jacket thrown at them to wrap around Will's head.]

W: There was..wires. there was wires. There..

M: I… I swear to god I'm going to burn this mall to the fucking ground. IF THESE SHOWFUCKS DON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE!

W: I..feel w-weird..

M: Yeah uh I bet… Wait. Sarah, are you realising what I'm realising?

De: That, if what happened to Will got transcribed we need to hurry up? Yeah.

M: Ok Will, Imma just carry you like a wet cat on my shoulder ok?

[Mari finishes wrapping the suit around Will's head before standing fully up.]

W: O-kay, I.. don't k-know if I can stand.

M: Yep got it.

[Mari bends down and grabs William. Its arms dangle over the camera making things a tiny bit harder to see. As Mari and the rest of the group begin walking out of the archives.]

W: I-im sorry, I couldn't let xer..

M: It’s fine Will. It's fucking fine, we need to find Rose and Sparrow and then fucking go.

W: R-right, I'm.. very dizzy..

M: Rest if need be. We'll be fine.

W: O-okay, I'm just..gonna..

[Will's head hits something, presumably Mari's shoulder as it passes out.]

De: Fucking hell…

[No one speaks for a few minutes as they leave the tunnels, they continue walking until someone can be seen running from a distance.]

De: Ethan. Take my knife just in case.

Eth: On it.

[Delilah(?) can be heard slipping Ethan a knife. As the group gets closer to the woman it's clear the woman is Rose, noticeably shaken up.]

M: Where's Sparrow?

R: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO WILL?

M: V1rus. What happened to Sparrow?

R: DUNNO! Where's dad?

M: Ran off without us like always. ETHAN QUIT TAKING WEAPONS GIVE ME THE KNIFE.

Eth: Sarah? Do I?-

De: No! It's my knife anyways and we need to get going!

M: FINE!

R: Oh hey Ethan.

Eth: Hey Rose! You ain't getting this either.

R: I have a gun. So like. Cool.

Eth: Yeah that. Checks out.

R: Yeah. Anyhoo come on guys.

M: Ethan. Make sure Will doesn't fall please?

Eth: Yeah, I.. I got him, you're good.

M: Sick.

[Thus, the footsteps start back up. Walking through the creepy mall as they have been doing for months before.]

Eth: Where do we think Sparrow is?

M: Hopefully heading where we're going which is… Ok fuck where's the map?

Eth: Uhh..

R: It's fine. I know this hellhole like the back of my fucking hand come on guys.

[Rose begins walking in front of the rest of the group, seemingly leading them… Somewhere.]

[Will moves a bit, attempting to move his head. However, he lets out a whimper and resumes his previous position.]

R: Is he going to be ok?

Eth: He..I think he's going to be blind. Permanently.

R: No shit I can tell cuz the bandages over his eyes.

Eth: Then I'm sorry for answering your question! [His tone is light, seemingly joking.]

[Rose chuckles, before stopping. Seemingly seeing something.]

M: You good?

R: Ethan give me the knife please.

[Ethan hands it over, albeit hesitantly.]

R: Thanks.

[Rose begins walking off the path she was headed, as the group gets closer it's clear who she saw.]

R: WHAT DID YOU DO YOU SELFISH BITCH!

[Rose grabs the person by the shirt collar, holding a knife to their gut. Who it is remains unseen thanks to both Rose's body and William's arms.]

?: I TRIED! ROSE I SWEAR TO GOD I TRIED!

[Voice identified: Emi Henderson.]

R: YOU DIDN'T TRY SHIT! WHAT DID YOU DO TO SPARROW!

Em: NOTHING I SWEAR TO YOU!

Eth: Rose, who's. Who's this?

M: Emi, Rose's half sister who she accidentally killed when trying to escape once. She now wants to kill Rose for good.

Eth: Oh. OH. THIS? IS THAT ONE?

R: Yep!

Em: HEY COME ON NOW! IT'S NOT EVEN SPARROW'S BLOOD!

R: WHO’S BLOOD IS IT?

Em: RANDOM DEAD BODY A SECURITY THREW!

R: BULLSHIT!

Em: ON GOD!

[Rose throws Emi to the ground, revealing her to be covered in blood holding the purple music box.]

R: Where's Sparrow?

Em: I-

R: NOW.

Em: Fine fine… I'll fucking. Take you idiots to them.

[Just then, a loud mechanical scream is heard off in the distance.]

Eth: You better make this fucking quick, somethings heard us.

Em: Probably Ruby knowing our luck.

R: Go fuck yourself. And start walking?

[Emi chooses not to respond and instead begins walking, spending 7 minutes walking around before stopping.]

Eth: Is this..?

Em: One more turn.

R: Hurry up before I rip out your throat.

Em: Fine! Fine!

[Emi leads the group to turn a corner, and there on a wall. Is Sparrow, taped up with a cracked and painted Showfall mask dangling from their neck. Blood slowly drips from their head and arms.]

Eth: You..You fucking monster.

Em: [Between slow claps.] Ha… I like you Ethan. You're a smart one.

De: You painted the mask like a…

Em: Marionette doll! Yep! Honestly less painted and more drew on with markers.

W:..fucking..bitch..

Em: Come on! Still better than what Mai did with them… I just put the poor brat out of their misery.

[Ethan darts forward, aiming for Sparrow, but can't reach them. Emi reaches a leg forward and trips Ethan, almost like a bully in a high-school movie.]

Em: Nope! Not happening, in all honesty your best chance at stopping me is to shoot me… But I know you idiot's need the ammo.

[Ethan looks behind him, at Rose.]

R: God fucking damnit… I… Why? We had a fucking deal!

Em: YOU THINK YOU HAVE ALL THE POWER HERE RIGHT? LIKE YOUR A FUCKING HERO? GUESS WHAT! THE LAST PERSON IN THIS HELLHOLE TO BE CONSIDERED A HERO GOT THEIR HEAD CRUSHED BY A SPIKED BOX AND DIED! THIS ISN’T A FUCKING FANTASY BOOK WHERE GOOD PEOPLE WIN!

Eth: Wh…you don't.. no. You're lying.

[Ethan appears severely shocked, and a little worried.]

Em: Oh please! We're far past the point of lying! Ranboo's dead! Been dead for… A while now.

Eth: Why..nobody.. .no. no!

Em: Oh… Oh damn. Well in Rose's defence at least she didn't know until recently either.

R: Why do this now?

Em: Put on a little show! Once the other higher-ups find out I escaped with Ruby once and could talk about this company any damn time I'll probably be killed. So might as well have fun while it lasts right?

C: You… YOU BIG JERK!

[Cassidy pushes past Mari and Delilah(?) in an attempt to attack Emi, only to be grabbed by the hair by Emi.]

Eth: Take your hands off the fucking kid!

Em: No. Why do that… When Murder is way more fun at this point! Besides, the enemy of my enemy is my friend right? So… Might as well help showfall before they have me ripped in half!

W: Fucking..leave them..alone!.

Em: Shut up Will! God… Virus should've made you stab your heart instead.

W:...asshat.

Em: Freak.

R: SHUT UP! YOU BITCH!

Em: Anyway… Say goodbye to Cassidy everyone!

[Cassidy struggles to get out of Emi's grasp, only to fail.]

W: Please just..leave..them be!..

Em: NOPE!

[As Emi goes to stab Cassidy, Rose runs forward from the left. Pushing Cassidy out of the way and being stabbed in the side by Emi. Emi appears genuinely confused, before laughing.]

Em: YOU TOOK THE FUCKING STAB?

R: [Pained.] F- Fuck you.

[Emi kicks Rose off the knife, the woman falls to the ground holding the area where she was stabbed as Cassidy runs over to check on them.]

C: MS. ROSE! PLEASE BE OK I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M REALLY SORRY!

R: [Between coughing.] Don't… Apologise… It's fine…

Em: UGH! Idiots come on! Taking you dumbfucks to Mai's office.

W: ..Rose?..

R: [Still coughing.] Hey… Will…

W: What..happened? I don't..

Em: I stabbed her in the side. Now come on.

R: I'll… Be… Fine.

[Will moves his arms in the direction of Emi, attempting to grab at them. Only for Emi to laugh.]

Em: Nice try stupid!

R: E- Ethan… Come here…

[Ethan moves over towards Rose, leaning down to her level]

[Rose whispers something in Ethan's ear, seemingly being as serious as possible.]

R: S- stay… Safe…

[Ethan solemnly nods.]

Em: COME ON YOU FUCKERS.

Eth: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

C: W- We should go… We need to get out… We owe it to everyone.

[Ethan nods.]

Em: COME ON THEN!

[Cassidy stands up. Signalling Emi to go first.]

Em: My pleasure.

[Emi begins leading the group away from Rose and Sparrow, as Mari walks past Rose she seemingly squeezes their right leg twice.]

M: [Whispered.] Will. She's still alive for now, just act like we were forced to leave her for dead.

W: [Whispered] Thank you..on it.

Em: Feels nice knowing she'll finally be dead soon.

W: [Louder] Shut.

Em: Even if the blood loss or kidney damage doesn't kill her… If Edgar dies, or gets remasked. Hell she'll do my job for me!

Eth: He said. Shut up.

Em: No. I won you morons.

[Will's head jerks up, although he does yelp a bit in pain.]

W: Shut the Fuck up! You fucking coward!

Em: You lost to a virus. Who's the bigger coward?

W: It's fucking dead!

Em: Viruses can't die stupid.

W: I got rid of the..mechanism for it. It's gone.

Em: Until Showfall leads you back and puts it back in.

Eth: it's not gonna happen. We're making sure of it.

Em: You guys said that about Edgar. And Rose. In fact I think Rose said that about Edgar TWICE.

Eth: Shut up.

Em: No!

[Will coughs, moving his head away as he splutters up blood.]

M: You good?

W: It's.. fine. I don't.. It's fine.

M: Not really. You're going to the doctor later.

W: No. I..don't. No.

M: You’re coughing up blood. You've had both eyes ripped out in the span of a few months. You've been beaten up by everyone under the goddamn sun. You’re going to see a doctor. At least for a day.

W: Please. I can't.. please.

M: We'll all go with you… Except Edgar. From what I understand he's banned from visiting.

W:I can't Mari I can't not again..please.

M: Why not? Please tell me?

W: ..surgery. Hetch did..surgery..

M: Oh… Wait… Who is Hetch?

[Ethan looks over.]

Eth: that's the..thats the boss of this place. The one who organised those shows for Edgar. The one who…killed Ranboo. The one who..they're just. Fucked up. I remember Will telling me about what they did.

M: Oh… WAIT. If Hetch is the boss. And is here. WHY THE FUCK DO CEO AND MANAGER HAVE TO BE HERE? Can't the boss of this hellhole do shit themselves.

Eth: They just..don't care it seems. Focused on their shows and writing.

M: Cringe.

Eth: That's the one who put Edgar in the corpse closets.

M: Double cringe.

[Emi stops, in front of a broken purple door. The doorknob seemingly missing as she kicks the door wide open.]

Em: We're here fuckers.

Eth: What now.

Em: Your escape route. Simple as that.

[Emi attempts to walk behind the group, but is followed by Mari and by extension the camera. Emi stops at the doorway and begins laughing.]

Eth: What.

Em: [Between laughing.] You idiot's… Really thought you could get everyone out?

Eth:...We all knew the risks.

Em: But you still couldn't do anything. Edgar will be dead or remasked before you morons can get out of the forest knowing him, and with Rose and Sparrow dead. You guys outside… Who's going to save him?

W: ..Mari. Put me down.

M: Not happening, I made a promise to Edgar and Rose. You’re getting out, Edgar will be fine.

W: Mari.

M: Will.

Em: EMI! Anyway it's uh… I'm not letting any of you idiot's leave this room anyway unless it's out that window.

W: Then not leaving. Room.

M: Edgar and Rose would both want you to get out and away from here! It's not your job to protect everyone anymore. HELL YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE! So like… How are you supposed to even survive here?

De: Yeah uh Will… I doubt you'd be able to survive here blind.

W: …could try.

De: THAT’S SUICIDE WILL!

[Will simply shrugs.]

Em: I say let the idiot try. Worst case scenario the monster you all call a friend dies.

C: Mr. William, I'm not permitted to swear. Can you please string together some swear words for Emi for me?

W: Uhhhh…three inch fool?

C: I meant actually swears. Like um

M: She means words like fuck, shit, bitch, ass.

Em: I could still stab you all y'know?

W: Fool?

C: No I meant… Swear for me please.

W: Ah. Grossly misinterpreted what you said. Emi, you're a bitch-ass motherfucker who smells like shit. Better?

C: YIPPEE!

Em: The blue idiot is the only one of you who doesn't smell of blood.

W: No shit, sherlock.

Em: ANYWAY. Leave before I start stabbing.

[Mari seemingly spots something out of frame, sighing.]

M: No.

Em: What?

M: Na.

Em: Why?

M: Uhhhhhhh Three. Two. One.

[Just then, the sound of something hitting Emi in the right knee is heard. The camera follows Emi as she falls to the ground. Before turning back to reveal Rose, holding Sparrow on her back, both of them wrapped up with various parts of clothing. As she holds a now cracked 2 by 4 board.]

Sp: [Weak.] GET CROWBARRED… GET 2 BY 4ED BITCH.

R: [Between coughing.] Fucking christ you have a bony kneecap.

W: They're here! Fuck yeah!

R: Told you I'd be fine.

Em: HOW! SPARROW I CHECKED YOUR PULSE TWICE!

Sp: Found out how to slow my pulse down just enough, to not be felt by hand or something.

Em: I STABBED YOU IN THE KIDNEY!

[Rose looks at Emi, almost… Happy.]

R: Nope!

Em: W- What?

R: Had to have that kidney removed when I was little thanks to complications. It's why I attacked from the left, not the right.

Sp: Will… You ok?

W: Y-Yeah! Fucking great!

Sp: Are your eyes fucked up? Bandaged.

W: Uhm..long story.

Em: One that you fucking bastards won't live to hear!

R: Someone take Sparrow. Please?

[Just then, Sparrow notices something out of frame.]

Sp: MY WAGON!

Em: I knew I threw it somewhere…

R: Sarah?

De: Yep.

[Delilah(?) walks in frame grabbing Sparrow, before walking out of frame.]

R: Will, sorry I made you worry… Honestly I'm glad I didn't bleed out.

W: No, it's! It's fine, I'm just fucking happy you're okay!

R: Cool.

Em: I told you! Your best chance of stopping me was to shoot me.

R: Oh I plan to. But first.

[Mari turns to face the window, which after a few seconds. Is shot by Rose, shattering.]

M: William, We're going to leave last okay?

W: Y-yeah, that's. That's fine.

M: Ok.

R: Get the kids out first.

[Emi gets up as the sound of a wagon being thrown out of a window is heard.]

W: Mari, If any help is needed..

M: I'll help.

De: I'll be busy, come on kids.

C: Yes ma'am.

Sp: I am, quite literally, on your back.

Em: ENOUGH. GET OVER HERE ROSE!

[Emi runs towards Rose and they begin fighting. The sounds of punches and kicks are heard in the background as Mari turns around to help get Delilah and Cassidy out the window.]

M: Ok just move slowly, lotta broken glass.

Em: GO TO HELL!

R: EMI WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME!

[The fighting continues, someone being thrown on the floor can be heard.]

W: Mari, what's going on over there?

M: Uhhh.

[The sound of Mari turning their head is heard.]

M: Rose and Emi are beating the snot out of each other. Can't tell who's winning.

[The fighting continues in the background, a loud bang is heard.]

W: What was that?

[Mari full body turns, Emi and Rose both on the ground. Emi stands up slowly, placing her right foot on Rose's stomach. Laughing.]

Em: STOP. COMING. BACK!

R: F- Fuck… N- Not good…

W: Rose?.. You..You have to get up..please!..

Em: YOU’RE GOING TO DIE AS YOU LIVED ROSE. A MONST-

[A loud snap is heard as Rose bites into Emi's shin, ripping off a chunk of flesh as Emi falls to the ground screaming.]

Em: WHY THE FUCK DO ALL OF YOU DO THAT!?

[Rose shivers.]

R: Ew. Ok yeah that was gross ew

W: Did it? Work?

M: ROSE RIPPED A CHUNK OUT THIS BITCHES LEG! YAHOO!

Em: YOU FUCKING MONSTER I-

[Just then, Emi is cut off by a loud mechanical scream close by.]

W: Rose! We all need to go!

R: Not yet.

[Emi slowly stands up, running at Rose with a knife as the footsteps get louder.]

[Will makes an unsettled sound, and his arms appear to move a bit tighter around Mari.]

Em: GO TO FUCKING HELL!

R: I'm sorry for everything.

[Emi stops, the metal footsteps do not. She walks over to the doorway slowly, almost… Having realised she's lost.]

Em: I'll never forgive you.

[In an instant green light engulfs the room as ‘Ruby’ rips through the doorway to grab Emi, who screams as the monster begins tearing at her. Starting with the arms which get snapped spraying blood around the room as bone and muscle are twisted, then the legs. Grabbed and used to slam Emi into the ground like an old plush, before also being snapped and torn off. Emi's screams get weaker as the monster lifts her up, digging one hand into her lower and one hand into her upper torso before snapping her open like an old meatstick, killing her with guts and organs falling out of what remains. The monster throws the body into the room, flesh and other bits landing on Rose.]

M: Jesus fuck-

W: That sounded..uhm...

[The monster turns it's head to face Rose and by extension Mari and the camera. Rose slowly backs up.]

M: Rose come on.

R: Taser.

M: W- What.

R: Trust me. Give me the taser. Cassidy gave it to you right?

W: What's…?

[Mari can be heard and faintly seen digging for the taser in their pocket as Rose uses a thicker string to tie one of Emi's knives to her gun, holding the gun and knife in one hand, and the string in her mouth.]

R: Hurry up running out of room.

M: GOT IT!

[Mari throws the taser at Rose as ‘Ruby’ runs at her, the monster attempts to grab Rose but is tased with an electrical crack as it screams.]

W: [quietly.] Whats- what's going on?..

M: Dunno.

[Rose runs to the stunned monster before stabbing in with the knife tied to the gun.]

R: [Almost crying.] I am… So sorry.

[After a few seconds a gunshot is heard, Rose pulls the weapon out of the monster's chest and steps back. As the monster begins… Bleeding.]

R: I… I…

[Rose falls down onto the floor, after a few seconds of wobbling. The monster follows suit, before it can hit the ground Rose grabs it. Then, seemingly using its last bit of energy. A distorted voice sounds from the creature.]

?: T- than..k… Y- ou… f- for… L- L- liv… ing.

W: Wh….

R: R- Ruby..?

[The rotting lump of wires and flesh goes limp, having used its last bit of energy to speak.]

W: Was that?..

[Rose begins crying, holding the head of the monster before looking at Mari.]

M: Need help?

R: Please..?

M: Will hold on bud.

W: M-mhm.

[Mari walks over to Rose helping her get up, before they each grab an arm of the corpse. Dragging it over to the window.]

M: Ok how should we do this? Will, any ideas?

W: What are you doing?..

M: Dragging Ruby's corpse out the window.

W: Warn, the others down there?

[Mari shouts.]

M: OI! KNOCK KNOCK

De: [Kinda distant.] WHO'S THERE!

M: BUTTER!

De: [Still distant.] BUTTER WHO?

M: BUTTER BE GLAD YOU ALREADY SMELL LIKE BLOOD!

[Mari and Rose grab the corpse and slowly drop it out the window leading to a loud scream.]

De: [Distant.] GOD DAMNIT MARI SPARROW IS DOWN HERE!

M: SORRY!

R: Thank… You.

M: Yeah, anytime dude. Will ready to uh live?

W: ..don't know?.

M: I'll ask Ness to buy you uh… What do you want from the pizza place?

W: ..what's there?

M: Breadsticks, cheesy bread, any pizza you want, salad. Y'know the usual.

W: I..don't know the usual honestly. Could I think about it?.

M: Sure uh… Welp Rose you first.

R: You first.

M: No you.

R: No you.

M: No you.

W: I'm a tiebreaker, Rose you go first.

R: Fine.

M: Be careful you still have Peony rig- What the fuck are you doing?

[Rose begins stepping backwards.]

R: Remember. Keep your arms and legs inside the window.

M: Rose don't you dare.

R: AND I'M OUTTA HERE!

[Rose runs past Mari and hops out the window, after a few seconds a thunk is heard and Rose shouts.]

R: [Kinda distant.] I'M OK!

W: Did she just? Properly throw themself out?

M: Rose fucking sprint jumped out the window.

W: Oh gods. Please don't. Please.

M: I'm not. I… Don't have a rope. Ok hold on tight dude.

W: Oh gods, Oh gods oh gods!-

[Mari leans out the window and slowly climb out to the ledge. Will's arms are seen to be trying to gasp one another, but slowly appear to be slipping.]

De: I'LL CATCH YOU!

W: A-ARE YOU SURE?

De: YES! I WOULDN'T OFFER IF I WASN'T SURE!

W: Okay, okay, okay-

[As Will says this, his hands visibly slip, and he drops from view, yelling as it falls.]

[No thud is heard, only Delilah(?) sighing.]

De: Been a minute since I had to catch someone honestly.

W: Thank you so much thank you thank you thank you-

De: No problem dude. Mari, come now!

M: BET!

[The camera shakes as Mari jumps down, landing on both feet. Before starting to laugh.]

M: Will… We… We fucking did it…

W: I..this..it's..

[He sounds odd. Almost..repressing something.]

M: Give me. One moment I made a promise to someone.

[Mari sighs, before jumping up and down in celebration.]

M: FUCK YES! HAHA! FUCK THIS MALL. FUCK MANAGER. FUCK SQUIG. FUCK IRIS. FUCK S.V2. FUCK NICHOLAS. FUCK MAI. AND FUCK EMI! I'M OUT HAHA YES GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YES!

W: AND FUCK HETCH!

M: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!

[The camera shakes as Mari continues celebrating, it lasts 30 seconds before stopping on Rose. Who is sitting there removing the knife from the gun.]

M: Rose?

R: One bullet.

M: W- What?

R: I made a promise, Mari. We both get out or neither of us do.

W: No. No Rose he's coming out.

R: If he isn't out by late tonight. I'm done Will.

W: But…you said you wouldn't.. Rose please..

R: I said I wouldn't do this if Mari didn't get him unmasked… Which They did.

W:..please. please dude.

R: I can't do it anymore Will. I can't lose him anymore.

W: You won't, just..hold on. Please..

R: Late night. That's it. That's all you're getting from me.

W: ….please..

R: I can't. Mari… Take the kids to Jenny. Get Will safe.

M: Y- You got it…

W: N-no. Don't you dare.

R: Will I'm sorry.

[Mari turns towards Delilah(?) grabbing Will and putting him back on their shoulder. It begins to struggle, trying to wriggle out of their grip.]

W: N-NO! LET GO!

M: I'm sorry. Rose is going to be ok… I promise.

W: Please.. mari, please..

[It's voice cracks and wavers.]

M: We have to go.

W: i-i can stay! I'll be fine! Please!

M: No you won't. You're hurt.

C: Transcripts on.

M: Ok cool. End transcript.

[Transcript end.]

[manygalaxiesinone]

Disgaea 7 DLC Episode: Kirby

Part 1: Kirby, the Super Tough Pink Puff

Pirilika: "Alright, Fuji. Here comes the next batch!"

Fuji: "Enough with the pancakes Piriko. I'm getting a little sick of all the fluffy sugar."

Pirilika: "Please! I put lots of love into this batch and I really need to know how it tastes!"

Fuji: "If what you said is true... these things will poison me! Why don't you get someone else to taste them?!"

Pirilika: "Because you're the most brutally honest person here. You're the best person to look for in terms of how I can improve."

Fuji: "I can't argue there, but there's so much even I can take at once. Why don't you get that guy over there to try them?"

Pirilika: "Hmm?"

Pink Puff Ball: "...?"

Pirilika: "Oh, how long has he been there? Was he looking at my fluffcakes this whole time?"

Fuji: "Probably. Those glowing eye of his are a bit of a giveaway that he wants something."

Pirilika: "Well, don't be shy new friend. If you wanted some food, all you had to do was ask." Makes a plate for the Pink Puff Ball. "Here you go. Bon Al pie-"

Kirby immediately sucks up the pankcakes, plate, and something else...

Pirilika: "tea...? Wow. I've never seen anyone this gluttonous before. He ate everything including the plate."

Fuji: "Those weren't the only things that got sucked in his mouth! Hey kid, you just ate my infernal weapon! Spit it out, now!"

Pink Puff Ball: "Poy!" Transforms into a swordmaster.

Pirilika: "Did... did he just transform after eating the infernal weapon?! I don't know whether to be amazed or afraid."

Fuji: "Definitely afraid! We need that weapon, Piriko! If he won't cough it up, I'll just have to strangle it out of him!"

Part 2: Meta Knight, the Galaxy's Finest

Fuji: "EAT THIS!!!" Gives the Pink Puff a hard kick.

Pink Puff Ball: "Eyaaaaaaaaaa!" loses the infernal weapon.

Pirilika: "Nice Fuji. You got the weapon back."

Fuji: "It wasn't easy though. That pink blob is a lot tougher than he looks. Just what the hell is he?"

Pirilika: "Don't look at me! You guess is as good as mine."

Pink Puff Ball: "Poyo!"

Pirilika: "Looks like he's already up for another round."

Fuji: "Alright, I'm about to do my worst this time!"

Before they start, a phone begins to ring.

Fuji: "Really Piriko?"

Pirilika: "That's not my phone going off."

Pink Puff Ball: Answers his phone. "Poyo?"

Fuji & Pirilika: "That thing has a phone?!"

Pink Puff Ball: "Hmm!" Hangs up. "Po- poyo! Poyo!"

Fuji: "Any ideas what he just said?"

Pirilika: "Not a clue..."

Pink Puff Ball: "Poyo!" Runs off.

Fuji: "Hey, get back here! We're not done yet!" Runs after it.

Pirilika: "Don't leave me behind, Fuji!"

-later...-

Masked Puff Ball: "Ah, there you are Kirby."

Kirby: "Hi!"

Masked Puff Ball: "Did you manage to find any parts for the ship?"

Kirby: "...?"

Maksed Puff Ball: "Don't tell me you got distracted eating a buffet again."

Kirby: "Poyyyyyyyy..."

Masked Puff Ball: "We have been over this. If we can't fix the Halberd, we'll be stranded on this planet. The king's patience is wearing thin. I would rather not spend another night listening to his compla-"

Fuji: "Found ya, you runt!"

Masked Puff Ball: "And who might you be?"

Fuji: "Oh, there's another one, but he can talk. Your pink buddy over there owes me a fight."

Masked Puff Ball: "Let me guess, he stole either some of your food or an important item."

Fuji: "The latter."

Masked Puff Ball: "I see. Kirby, take the parts I have gathered to the King."

Kirby: "Poyo!" Runs off.

Fuji: "Hey, get back here!"

Masked Puff Ball: "Not so fast. If you desire a fight, then allow me to be your opponent. Forgive me, but my blade's been itching for a duel since we've arrived."

Fuji: "You sure you want to fight me in that kid's stead? Fine. Show me what you got, little knight."

Meta Knight: "The name is Meta Knight, and you will know my power."

Part 3: Dedede, King of Dream Land

Meta Knight: "Hmm... you are quite the skilled warrior. I commend your strength and talent."

Fuji: "I'll admit, you're pretty good yourself. You're giving me a run for my money here."

Meta Knight: "It is quite the shame that you lack the honor needed to be a true warrior."

Fuji: "Honor? Heh. Don't make me laugh. Here in the Netherworld, stuff like honor and integrity is useless. All it will do is get you killed in the end."

Meta Knight: "Is that something you truly believe? Your eyes tell a different story. You seem more... conflicted than certain. Has something happened to you that made you question yourself? Loss, perhaps?"

Fuji: "The hell gives you that idea?" (This little knight... How can he peer into my soul like that? Just what the hell are these little things?)

Pirilika: "Fuji!"

Fuji: "Oh, look who finally caught up."

Pirilika: "You were the one who left me behind! Hmm? Who's the guy with the cool mask?"

Fuji: "He's a friend of that pink guy that took off."

Meta Knight: "I hope I was able to satiate your thirst for battle."

Fuji: "Yeah, I'm fine now, and I already got my weapon back anyway, so I guess we could return to the ship."

Meta Knight: "Did you say a ship?"

Fuji: "Yeah, what about it?"

Meta Knight: "This meeting may have been more convenient than I imagined. Might I trouble you for some parts? My ship crash landed when we arrived here."

Pirilika: "You're stranded? Let me see your ship. Maybe there's something we can do to help you out."

Meta Knight: "Very well. Come."

-later...-

Penguin King: "Ugh, that Meta Knight's takin' forever! How are we gonna get this thing up and running at this rate?"

Kirby: Smiles at a mothman flying by

Penguin King: "I don't know what you're all calm for, Kirby! After all, this is your fault! You just hand to land on that button, didn't ya?"

Kirby: "Poyo..."

Penguin King: "I only sent ya flyin' to get payback on you stealin' ma sandwich, ya glutton! Hmph, so much for being able to cruise around the world. Now I'm tryin' ta figure out how we gon' get home."

Meta Knight: "Excuse me, your highness, but I may have returned with a solution."

Penguin King: "Huh?" Sees Meta Knight come back with 2 people. "What took ya so long, Meta Knight? And who are these two? Didn't expect you to already get chummy with the locals."

Pirilika: "Hi, I'm Pirilika and this is Fuji. You must be King Dedede, right? Meta Knight told me that the three of you crashed your ship."

King Dedede: "Yeah, what about it? You here to tow and fix us up?"

Pirilika: "We're not mechanics, but as a ship owner myself, I can connect you with a few friends that can help you out."

King Dedede: "Well, I'll be! And here I thought my luck ran out when Kirby snuck on the ship."

Meta Knight: "Kirby was invited. You forced us to depart early to make sure he wouldn't make it."

King Dedede: "Ah who cares? What matters now is that we can finally get this baby up and running again!"

Fuji: "Yeah, not quite."

King Dedede: "What do you mean?"

Fuji: "You think we're gonna help you out just like that? We're not doing anything until you cough up some dough, your majesty."

Pirilika: "Not this again, Fuji..."

King Dedede: "I thought I smelled a little penny pincher! Well, you can forget getting a dime off of me, boy!"

Fuji: "Well, I guess you'll just be stranded here until you can find some more parts on your own."

King Dedede: "I got a better idea. Either you give me that contact info, or I'll mash your head with my hammer!"

-after the battle...-

Pirilika: "Even this Penguin King guy is holding up pretty well. I thought he was some lousy sleezeball like in the movies that can't put up a fight."

Fuji: "Yeah. Luckily, I learned to stop underestimating these guys after fighting Meta Knight."

King Dedede: "Hehehehahaha! You ready to give up?"

Fuji: "Nah. I haven't even started doing my worst yet."

King Dedede: "Well, ain't you confident. Just wait 'til I bust out my best hammer-"

Kirby: "Poyo!"

King Dedede: "Dang! What is it, Kirby?! Can't you see I'm fightin' here?!"

Kirby: "Po-poyo!"

King Dedede: "What you mean lunch is rea-"

Eveyone looks over at the table of food Kirby set up.

Pirilika: "Where'd all this food come from?!"

Meta Knight: "Kirby prepared this while the king and Fuji were battling each other."

Fuji: "That little guy can cook too?!"

-later...-

Fuji: "That Kirby kid is full of surprises. I never would have guessed he'd be a decent chef."

Pirilika: "You know what they say, Fuji. "Huge things come in tall packages."

Fuji: "You mean big things come in small packages..."

King Dedede: "That Kirby's a major handful, but I'll admit, he's got his moments. I hope you know, I ain't lettin' you eat with us for free."

Fuji: "I saw that coming a mile away, but after spending the whole day eating nothing but sweets, I just didn't care."

Pirilika: "It's alright, Fuji. I'll gladly cover the ship's repairs. That being said, it will take some time before it's actually fixed. Until then, why don't you stay with us on our ship? We're traveling across Hinomoto as well so you'll still be able to tour around the place."

King Dedede: "Is that right? Here that boys? Our cruise is back on schedule!"

Kirby: "Poyo!" Munches on an apple

Meta Knight: "Agreed. I could not imagine a more favorable encounter."

[sapphicscholar]

Hacks 2.05 and 2.06 Thoughts

Okay I’m just gonna keep doing these posts because it gives me a chance to get my own feelings down for future fic writing and also to have a nice way to process the highs and lows. So, as always, below the cut…

Overall, I was much happier with these two episodes than I was with 4, and they brought back some of the elements I’ve been missing or seeing less of in the show recently. I was really pleasantly surprised and had a blast watching them! Thoughts ordered just by how they showed up in my recollections with two more critical points at the end, and I know I’m skipping stuff, but there was a lot jammed into these episodes!

1. Okay so I’ve been feeling pretty meh on how they’re telling and not showing us about the comedy and Deborah’s bombing (I feel like it undercuts the emotional toll I think we’re supposed to know it’s taking on Deborah), but also, I’ve been really wary of having them give us a bunch of stand up at the expense of the other plots and character development (tbh I often don’t love seeing actors do a weird approximation of what they think stand up looks like, even if I adore Jean and think she’s fabulously talented and may well have pulled it off with aplomb). BUT I really enjoyed watching the evolution of that one specific punchline through these two episodes. It was a good way both to give credence to the fact that Ava and Deborah have begun really working together again on the writing (without filming endless scenes of the workshopping) and to actually show us that the act needs work but that it’s slowly but surely improving. The work is so central to Ava and Deborah’s relationship (and what I love about them) and has long been the key to the intimacy they find with each other, so I’m hopeful at these glimpses of its return!

2. I appreciated the small nod to Ava’s ongoing grief in discussion of the movie about the kid who lives in the mall as a metaphor for losing a parent, and I really love that we see Deborah encouraging Ava to keep up her own writing. I think there’s a reason so many of us writing for the fandom include lines like that in our fics—it feels true to S1 and to a Deborah who recognizes that Ava is good and can’t/won’t be working for her forever (a form of care that’s subtle enough to feel in character while still meaning so much)

3. No thoughts. Head empty. Deborah and Ava in the pool. I’m looking like a respectfully appreciative lesbian because dammit ep. 4 erased queer female desire, so I’m at least gonna give it to them in their viewership. But in all seriousness I really love the way Ava and Deborah are both vulnerable in different ways in this pool scene. It’s them at their best—this moment where they can almost both forget about the email and the lawsuit and just feel the temporary unburdening that comes with seeing and being seen by one another.

4. The game of celebrity in episode 5 was a fun episode opener and a nice way to give us a glimpse of the depth of Deborah and Marcus’s history, showing just how much they’ve been through together. Also, goddam, I’d be hammered if I 1) still drank, and 2) was taking a shot for every time Deborah casually touched Ava

5. Ava and Marcus at the state fair! I love a good state fair (which is perhaps one of the most seemingly OOC things I could say, but state fairs and boardwalks? Yes. Fuck yes.), and I had fun with this arc! The Ava & Marcus content was beyond my hopes – the oh-so common queer experience of being mistaken for a couple being enshrined forever in a caricature? And then having that caricature be the thing to make Deborah smile genuinely after getting upstaged by a birthing cow? So good.

The mommy line? I’m… Well, let’s be honest I’d have preferred a “daddy” a la @fictorium’s fic but ya know, we’ll spell it mommi, and at least Kayla Kumari will love it

6. Deborah and the dude: phew 🔥🔥. Look, I’m whatever on Casper boy, but Deborah deserves good sex, and if she got it from him, good for her! (And, given that I did the same in my own fic in terms of Deborah finding and sleeping with a guy who’s got no idea who she is, I get what could have drawn her to him.) Also, she looks hot as hell tangled in his sheets, and I have the UTMOST faith in our marvelously talented fandom giffers to make excellent Ava/Deborah sets with them (because let’s be honest, she looks a hell of a lot happier there than she did in the season 1 scene with Marty, and they still managed to make magic with them)

7. Idk, Nina was there? Of course she’s in a MLM. I hope Ava got something out of their interactions that she needed. I’m glad Ava was able to talk about her dad with someone. I just can’t bring myself to care about Nina (a personal failing, probably due to my horrible mother-in-law, but ya know, it is what it is)

Okay a few things where I’m hoping for more or better before the season is through: 1. There are a few times where it feels like the show is grabbing low-hanging fruit with the gimmicky laughs, and I miss some of that razor-sharp precision of season 1 (though I prefer them here than in ep 4; at least I was having fun this go around instead of cringing). For instance, stuff with Kiki is starting to feel a little like later-season Kramer arcs in Seinfeld (Kiki’s a fan fave and gets brought in just to say something a little outlandish for laughs like popcorn purse or to do something ~cool~ like showing up on a motorcycle), and it’s fine in moderation (though Poppy Liu is so talented that I wish they were getting something with a little more weight to it), but with only 8 half-hour episodes I’m more apt to be critical of what’s getting cut to fit those scenes in (though again, way more of a critique of 4 than of 5 and 6, since 4 seems poised to be a bottle episode without much weight in the narrative arc vs. 5 and 6)

2. Leading to the big one: I am really disappointed about the lack of in-universe consequences for episode 4’s meltdown (and for Ava’s real lapse in sobriety if that’s something that they want us to take seriously, which I think they do given that she’s not drinking in 6 even with her mother there). I get that we see something kind of like an individual-level reckoning (lite) for Deborah in episode 6, building off the season of bombings and the interactions with Susan in episode 5. Deborah realizes that she isn’t just the person who’s been trampled on, but she’s also been the one trampling on others to get to where she is, and her act can’t only be about what’s been done to her, but also has to be her taking ownership of the harm she’s done. But the thing is…that’s just such a perfect place for there to have been even the briefest moment of realization or acknowledgment (from Deborah OR Ava) that it’s a pattern she’s still stuck in at times. We do see Deborah making clear on stage what her “feminism” looks like, and that does give the slightest nod back to ep 4, but it wasn’t enough for what I personally wanted. I didn’t really expect them to give us large-scale social media or crowd-level ramifications, but given Ava’s ongoing willingness to step in with attempts at “good progressive politics” (e.g., the line here about how Deborah shouldn’t be proud of having descended from colonizers), I don’t buy that she’s unwilling to say anything to Deborah just because of a pending lawsuit (especially not when Deborah just bought her a whole new wardrobe and taught her to float and even talked about the email’s contents without being even a little bitter about it, which, anyway those are other, longer thoughts). Basically, if they want me to buy a totally cowed Ava (which I don’t think they do want me to buy!), they can’t keep giving her the little one-off lines of chastisement and show her rekindling the relationship with Deborah. The brash Ava they built up with such delightfully messy nuance in season 1 is an Ava who talks back even when it’s a bad idea (perhaps especially then), and even an Ava who’s grown into something a little more circumspect still feels like she has a backbone, especially when it comes to Deborah (she’s never treated Deborah like one of the cool kids whose approval she desperately wants, you know?). I’m waiting til we see how this season ends before I talk more about the arc of Ava and Deborah’s relationship, though. I feel like we could be headed somewhere good!

But anyway, yeah, even with these critiques, I’m still much more pleased with episodes 5 and 6! There’s a lot I genuinely love here – honestly, I only take the time to be disappointed in a show and critique it when it’s good enough to be something I love, ya know? Anyway, til next week! And as always, love hearing everyone’s thoughts in the tag or if anyone wants to chat!

[the-letter-horror-lover]

Red repeated.

"I know right?"

"she don't look like da teacher type."

"I know but she did teach me."

You were hoping the car would swallow you. This was one of the worst reactions you had ever got from someone. Please someone end this quickly.

"when did that start?" Red asked.

"When I was kicked out."

"that's kinda nice ta 'ear."

You looked at Red who had a fond smile on his face. When he realized you were looking it was quickly replaced by his blend smile.

"No funds, no school. I took care of the bills and Stitch worked hard to achieve her goals."

"it's nice ta know ya had someone taking care of ya."

"Could not have done it without her. Whatever Lilo told you."

His grin grew wide and he cooed the next words.

"let's jus' say ya sista ain't 'dickin' around."

You both laughed while Stitch looked mortified.

"Oh my god Red. You had to say that!"

"I like your humour Red."

"i know, made it maself. now go back ta sleep kid, so i can have a nice chat with ya sister."

You both laughed and the ride went on for the next few hours. Red seemed nicer now. He was listening to you and Stitch, making jokes once in a while. He was great with words and you enjoyed how he complemented the atmosphere. You would like to think staying with him for a while wouldn't be so bad.

The sky got darker and as you stopped on the side of the road for a quick diner you felt a strong presence behind you.

...

Notes:

I think I'm going to start uploading chapters officially on Thursdays. (I always end up posting them there anyway.)

[It's no 'skin of my bones' (/^.^)/ *runs away*]

Anyway like always I'm leaving you all on a mild cliff-hanger. The next few chapters are well planned out and involve blood, gore and the mention of rape. Please steer clear of those if you do not like that kind of content. I will put the top notes as content warnings.

If you enjoy this kind of content let me know. I also like chatting and if you have any suspicions on what happens next I'll gladly entertain you in the comments.

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Soon enough you will also get an alternative story called Moon, stars and Sun (MSS). These will include scraped ideas, Stitch PoV, Red PoV and many more.

Chapter 5: Oh...

Summary:

Finally I have come out of my writer's block on this story. I also realized that my writing style has greatly changed in the past year. Thank you for the patience of those who wanted to read this lovely piece of zombie fiction.

With this I promise to try and publish a sixth chapter in the near future. This fifth was really hard to write and basically now has ten drafts. I hate it but it is what it is.

Now on with your regularly scheduled piece of littérature.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

You saw Red tense up when you did. Both of you were preparing for a fight. A light chuckle had you turn around to see who was there. You heard a struggle happening behind you but the man in front of you had a gun now pointed at your skull.

"Nah, do one wrong move and her skull explodes."

You dropped your stance and raised both arms above your head.

"What do you want, Fin?"

He smiled and waved his gun around. A few more men came out from the roads to the sides. They carried heavy weaponry and had their fingers on the trigger.

"I want what I'm owed and you owe me your life."

He pointed the gun at your head.

"But I'm willing to trade."

You rolled your eyes totally baffled by his behavior.

"Spit it."

"I promise to let both of you go if you give me... that monster."

"what!"

Red tried to walk but you pushed a hand in front of him. You saw his sockets were missing their usual lights. You grabbed him by the shoulder and applied some pressure to it.

"I can't let you do that, Fin."

"Why's that?"

Two of the men came with Stitch in tow. Your sister snarled at them, shaking the touch of one of them trying to reach her ass. She pushed him off and he fell flat on his ass. She came to stand on the other side of Red. You looked at one another and you cleared your throat. Your sister took notice of this and started speaking.

"He's our prisoner."

"am what?"

Rule # 16 (opportunity knocks)

You applied more pressure on his shoulder. Your sister must have done the same thing on the other side. She went on explaining to Fin and his men how you had stolen him from a monster camp. If you hadn't been there you would believe her. She could have been anything she wanted with all her smart and wits. You smiled and nodded when your sister needed you to confirm her saying. She probably wanted to give them Red but with your refusal to cooperate she had to find an alternative. Stitch continued retelling the story until Fin was satisfied. Just to nail it in you decided to try yourself with one of your techniques.

"They'd probably kill us if two little princesses showed up on their doorstep but with some knights and their prince... Who knows how it could turn out."

Stitch opened her mouth and told you off for calling her a princess. He called out her poor taste in fashion and how it was probably the reason she had poor taste in men. She yelled at him that he'd be better off with you since he needs a princess. He blushed and looked at you.

Oh no, the conservation was steering that way. It actually worked. He was actually looking kind of nervous now when he stared at you. Stitch must have caught on to that. She went on and on about how monsters with their magic could kill you in a second. How their heavy artillery was needed. He asked why Red hadn't killed you both.

"He can't. He doesn't have any magic."

That's the most blatant lie you've ever told one but it should do the trick since Red didn't try anything yet.

"Fine, fuck I don't want these fuckers finding us. If you promise me eighty percent of the ransom. I'll let you both live."

Your sister looked at you and nodded. You walked forward and shook his hand. You could feel the grime and sweat from his palm.

"Where's this meeting?"

"The city of Hamilton. It's in between their base and where we got him."

He smiled and he looked more than pleased with himself. That didn't sit well with you. When you turned to look at your sister she also looked peeved by it.

"Good our base is in Atlanta so you don't mind spending the night with us?"

Were they bringing you back there? Their base is a death trap if you've ever seen one. Maybe with a bit of luck you can wiggle your way out of this.

"But Fin, we kinda told them we'd be here tonight. Can't you make an exception?"

Stitch nodded and you had to stop yourself from punching him when he came closer and took you by your arm.

"Well princess, I hope you know I'm up for negotiating your current terms if you are willing to spend time with me."

He gestured for his men to lower their weapons. He must have no longer felt threatened by you. He also had no clue what Red could or couldn't do.

"You won't mind joining me on our ride back won't you? We left on such a sour note last time. We don't want something like that to happen again do we?"

You shook your head but before you could move to get in your car, he took you by your hand. He whispered in your ear how you were going to come with him.

"Your sister doesn't need you. She can drive with that thing while you stay with me."

He had this deep voice which may have worked on other girls but you just found him disgusting. He abused of his power and tried to touch Stitch last time. You faked a smile and turned to Stitch.

"You know where to go. Lead the way with him."

Red and Stitch got into the car. You took Fin's arm and followed him to one of the cars that had pulled up here. He continuously grabbed at your thigh and you had to stop yourself from swatting him off. You continued taking in his slight groping since it wasn't anything too bad. At least this way you were all safe. You hoped Stitch and Red were coming up with a plan.

Meanwhile on their side Red was freaking out. She kept arguing on why she had to drive now of all times. Red forcefully coached her into using the car. After a while she got the hang of it. Red was surprised but he couldn't help but comment once in a while on things she was doing wrong.

"shit can't we jus' dust 'em all?"

"No Red! Lilo is still with them. We need to make an escape plan for all of us."

She started fidgeting with the clip of her holster. She didn't like what they had planned for you. The way he looked at you made her feel uncomfortable. Red looked at Stitch unsure on how to comfort them.

"do ya 'ave a plan?"

"We have half an hour before we reach Atlanta and another ten before we reach their base. Don't worry I'll have one."

He looked back towards the vehicle that were now following them. He kept thinking about what you and your sister had just done. It didn't make any sense to him. Why would you both stick up for him and not just sell him? He would have sold himself! He'd just have to stick around and figure out what made you both so special. Stitch ended up coming up with what Red believed to be both incredibly dumb but also the most effective plan. They talked the details over while nearing the city.

"Better put your hood up. Here they don't really like monsters."

He didn't argue, he knew that humans were just a bunch of racists. What he didn't expect was that she would flat out tell him.

"You wouldn't know but Lilo is probably coming up with an even more brilliant plan than me. If it wasn't for her I would have given you to them without a doubt."

"wow thanks for that."

He rolled his light and looked back at her. She seemed wise beyond her years. He felt a similar connection between her and his brother. Not that he'd ever tell her. She seemed genuinely strong and intelligent, something he didn't see in a lot of people. Of course Lilo was a lot like that as well but it's like comparing oranges and apples. They might both be fruits but in terms of looks and taste they are worlds apart.

"Lilo likes you by the way. I can't see what she sees in you but I guess it's because you are an honest asshole. Cause it's definitely not because you are kind."

Rude but he'd let it pass. He cracked a genuine smile and looked towards her.

"guess am one of a kind."

He winked saying the last part and Stitch audibly gagged.

"Never do that in front of me please. This is embarrassing."

She massaged the side of her head with one palm while keeping the other on the steering wheel. He kept commenting on her driving skill but she didn't let that phase her. She just nodded and applied what he was saying, after all. This was her first time actually driving. She felt some shivers when she saw how the walls surrounding their base were looking. It was like they were preparing for the biggest horde of the year. She took note of the terrain and all of their preparations.

You were nearing their base having entered the city a few minutes ago. You knew he wouldn't put you in one of his lower floors this time around. It would be too easy for you to escape. You have to make your plan once you are back on the road. With the number of people on this base making an escape inside seemed almost impossible. These guys were armed with heavy weaponry and they didn't hesitate. You and Stitch learned this the hard way last time. You asked yourself again and again on the most efficient method of escaping but you couldn't come up with anything. It might be a spur of the moment kind of thing. You never know with that brain of yours. You can usually act composed but once in a while you slip up. You had a feeling this might be one of those days.

Once all the cars reached the garage Fin got out of the vehicle. He told you to stay so you obeyed. You didn't like having to answer to the likes of him but that didn't matter to you. Right now you need a moment of calm to properly think and sort through your thoughts. When Fin came back it was with Stitch.

"Where's the hostage?"

"He's waiting in my office."

He grabbed your arm and you looked at Stitch.

"Would you mind if I check my sister over? Your knights rough handled her a bit too much to my liking."

He smiled and motioned for you to proceed. You shook your head and told him you wouldn't do that in front of an audience. He asked if you prefered his office. He also specified "that thing" would be there to watch. You knew he meant Red but didn't comment on it. He walked you through the halls until you reached a set of elevators.

"Wait, they actually work?"

"Of course they do! It's my most prized possession. Jealous now are you?"

He brushed your cheek with his hand and you endured. This time you had to play nice.

"It's really impressive. I love the looks of it. Although it must take a lot of electricity to power this thing."

While you were talking he had taken the time to press the elevator buttons and it was slowly coming back down to this floor. You smiled and tried to get your sister to join in on the conversation. She right out refused to do so and even gave you the silent treatment. It was probably part of her plan. She would be the type to try and instill doubt in between the both of you, or at least make it look like that. When you tried to reach for your sister's arm in a "last ditch effort" he smiled at that while you looked hurt.

"Don't worry princess. She's probably hurt and doesn't want to show that she's in pain."

"You think so?"

You turned towards him and started tearing up. He grabbed your hand and massaged the top of it. You let him do it this time and even smiled when he looked up at you.

Once the doors opened, that was all Red saw. You giggling while holding this motherfucker's hand. He had to keep calm. He knew part of Stitch's plan involved getting you chummy with this guy. Did you really have to make it that obvious that you were flirting with him?

He dragged you to his desk and you had to hold in a gag. He smelled so bad before. You asked Stitch to show you her wounds. She still wouldn't talk to you. She showed you a few bruises you knew weren't inflicted by his man but still you could try. You pouted and you turned towards him. You taped your foot on the ground and crossed your arms.

"I want the man who did this to be punished, my sis isn't talking to me because of him!"

You tapped your foot a few more to ring it in. Fin actually looked distressed when you did that. Maybe your sister was onto something.

"I want it done NOW!"

He tried to regain his composure but you could see through it now.

"Of course whatever my princess wants."

He snapped his fingers and the two guards that were in the room with the both of you left. Probably to give a few hits to the poor bastard who had "hurt" Stitch. You had to give it to her. Your sister was right about this guy's kink. You could take advantage of that. Your sister didn't stop pouting, maybe she wanted to push it and see how far he'd go. Hurting some of his own seemed excessive enough but maybe not for him.

Red was looking at this perfectly trammed narrative you and your sister had. It was like you had practiced it over and over. Or maybe you had. Your sister knew about your body count. Maybe she also learned about kinks and she saw a common link between guys that have the same kink. He just couldn't believe how bad this guy was biting your act. You had just pouted and asked that your sister get some monster food so that she'd heal up. Monster food is expensive; he wouldn't just cough it up. Or so he thought. A few minutes later a plate of monster candies and an assortment of other treats were placed in front of you both.

You were now trying to get to his pride spot. You wanted to stroke his ego for having so many amazing things. Was he a narcissist? The corner of Red's smile pulled up while admiring your creativity. He then made a comment on his metal baby.

"Why do you drive that piece of trash? I could get you a much better car."

He appeared so smug and you just bounced on your heels while looking at him. Red had to remind himself that it was all just an act.

"Really can we go see them?!"

You squealed and your sister turned her head like she wasn't already listening. She whispered in your ear, you took that little window of opportunity to sneak the key to the hummer in her hand. You walked elegantly over and whispered in Fin's ear. He smiled and looked at Red. Red backed away from the guy he didn't trust. Red was now on the corner near the table full of monster candies.

"Seems like they think you'd be a mighty fine pet to walk around. Let's get a nice leash to go with that collar you got."

You turned to fully face Red and he had this absolute look of disgust. Maybe this wasn't a good plan. While Fin was busy looking through his "special" stash, Stitch was pocketing monster candies and putting them in Red's jacket. You saw the light inside of Red's socket tremble. You got close to his ear (?) and whispered.

"I promise, I won't let him hurt you."

Fin came out with the leash and you took it out of his hand. You winked at Fin and walked back to Red. You brushed right under his chin and it was like his light finally came back. You lowered your eyes and looked at the leash. He followed your eyes and you felt like you could understand one another in that moment. He felt how sorry you were. You didn't know what made him react that way but you knew it wasn't good. You tried the leash to the front of his collar and walked with him. He followed behind you and you proudly showed off to Fin. What a dickhead falling for such a cheap trick. Well with a bit of luck you'd be out in less than an hour.

While you went down the elevator you had to make small talk and flirtatious remarks to Find. It wasn't at all what you had planned for the day. Red at one point broke character when you called Fin handsome. He just started snickering and Fin was about to hit him. So you thanked the leash close to you.

"Pet's can be taught to speak on command. Did you know that Fin?”

He had such a yearning look for you and just straight up licked his lips. You felt a shiver run down your spine. At least he was an easy target for you. Once the elevator stopped, Fin walked out and extended his hand. Stitch was slowly following behind. Everywhere you went dozens of eyes stared at you. It was probably normal for Fin to walk around with a girl like this. You just hoped you made your act sellable. Further down the path your host announced your arrival at his garage. Hundreds of cars lined perfectly. You feigned an impressed look and twirled around. You took him and squeezed his arm right against your breasts. You ignored his handful on your rear and squealed at every expensive car you saw.

He bought it. He was now giving you the grand tour and promising that any of these would be yours if you stayed with him. You continued making all kinds of comments. Saying how you'd need one with a lot of room in the back. He wasn't an idiot at least and understood you were talking about fucking him.

Your sister had walked away and was now looking for the car. Or that's what you were guessing. You entertained him while Red kept looking around. His eyes darted everywhere and it was now making you anxious. Fin took the leash from your hand and brought Red really close to him.

"Is he bothering you princess?"

You tilted his head in your direction hoping to turn his attention away from Red and onto you.

"Don't worry about him. I think you were about to show me a pretty yellow Mustang weren't you?"

He shot a look at Red and focused on you. Your monster companion was definitely wondering if you had a plan at this point. When he heard tires screech in the distance and saw his baby coming down at full speed, he smiled. He genuinely started laughing. Fin didn't like that. You had basically shoved him to the ground as soon as you saw Stitch was close enough. You went to Red who had dropped the leash from his collar and turned around to give the middle finger to Fin. You saw his eye light turn big at that exact moment when you whirled around Fin had a gun pointed at Red. Fin was aiming at Red and in that moment you couldn't think but you acted. You moved in the way of the gun as you were filled with [bravery].

Rule # 17 (Don't be a hero)

Maybe today was also a rule breaking day. You felt a rushing and burning sensation in your chest. The ringing in your ears didn't help. For some reason you were grabbing your chest. It hurt so much. Why wasn't the pain stopping? Your sister stopped the car and you looked at her and smiled.

"Finally took you long enough."

"Don't fucking "finally" me bitch! Red get her in the fucking car. You are driving."

He looked baffled and told her so.

"the fuck i gotta do that?"

She glared at him and pointed in your general direction.

"Know how to stop bleeding on human tissue?"

He whirled around to look at you and realization dawned his face. He shook his head and placed you in the back seat. Stitch joining you. You heard screams and shouts from everywhere around you. More bullets were fired. None of them seemed to cause any real damage. You looked at your sister and she had a worried look on her face.

"Don't worry it's just a scratch. I'll walk it off."

She swatted your hand that tried to reach for her face.

"Don't move, you'll make it worse."

At some point the car ride seemed too tranquil and you felt an immense need to sleep. You tried to fight it but all you could do was tell her this one phrase.

"Like the sun in the sky..."

She didn't have time for tears you'd make it.

"And the moon and the stars."

With those peaceful words you finally left for the world of dreams. Stitch looked kind of panicked and started to breathe heavily but after a quick check of your pulse she felt you'd be fine. While you were still under the effect of adrenaline she had time to take the bullet out. It didn't pierce any major arteries. She just hoped you'd make it.

Red on the other hand was sweating profusely looking back every once in a while and always looking at his rear view mirror. Those fuckers hadn't tried to chase after them. Probably too stunned. Red had the brilliance of mind to use a bone cage to trap the asshole after his initial shot. Stitch didn't comment on it and you were too out of it to realize. He scratched the back of his head and looked at Stitch. They had just gotten out of these shitheads' radius. He stopped the car in a nearby alley and turned it off. He looked back at you and your sister. She was offhandish but knew you probably needed his help.

"ya promise not ta hurt me?"

She looked between you and him and decided to trust the semi trustable character that was Red. He extended his hand.

"ma name's red."

She nodded and extended hers. Instead of the shock like you were given she felt the wrinkle of plastic in her hand. When she looked at it, a monster candy was placed in her palm. She immediately forced your mouth open and placed it inside. It instantly disappeared and she waited for something to happen.

...

She started getting anxious and Red looked at her. He shrugged and told her.

"s'not like she only needs one. i got plenty' where that came from."

He wiggled his brow bone at her but he was indeed handing her more monster candy. She took it and continued feeding them to you until the wound looked like it had scarring tissue. Red did warn her that if infection were to set inside the wound you'd be better with antibiotics. That's when both of them felt a deep rumble under their feet. They looked out of the windows and couldn't spot what was wrong. Red stepped outside of the vehicle and walked back toward the main road. When the bridge of his nasal bone peaked toward the street he immediately darted back into the alley. He was now full on sprinting which had never happened as far as she was concerned. Stitch panicked and when she saw Red reach for the emergency stairs he finally spoke up.

"ther's a horde of da fuckers. we gotta find high ground."

Stitch grabbed you and followed Red. He pulled down the ladder and had you placed safely on the first floor with your sister. After that he went back for the bags. This monster had the brilliance of mind to open the hood of the car.

"What the fuck are you doing Red???"

"makin' sure ma baby doesn't scream while we there."

Smart she had to give it to him. He climbed up and joined your sister and you on the first floor. He yanked the ladder up and you all entered through a window that had been left open. Thank you apocalyptic convenience. You were shifted onto the office couch of this building and Red started making rounds for possible infected. When he came back empty handed Stitch had to break it to him. You didn't have enough antibiotics to fight off an infection.

"how much she got?"

She sighed and looked at him.

"Three pills. That's a day and a half."

Notes:

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Chapter 6: Welcome back

Summary:

Stitch and Red have to work together to make you recover from the wound. Hopefully everything goes according to plan.

Chapter Text

When you came back to your sense you felt an overwhelming amount of anxiety thinking about your wound. You flung the covers off yourself. You checked yourself over and found that your wound had been wrapped. You gave yourself a once over before deciding to get up. Stitch was sleeping while sitting. You took the time to take the previously discarded covers and wrap her in it. She must have been so scared for you.

You continued looking around for a clue on where you were. The constant noises from outside kept distracting you. You looked from the nearest window and saw what you had feared. It was like a tidal wave of them. Was Stitch okay? She had to be, considering she had carried you here. Or maybe that was Red. You looked around for the offending skeleton. He wasn't anywhere near from what you could see.

That's when you spotted the emergency stairs from the side of the building. You climbed through the window not without swearing a few times. This wound was painful hopefully you didn't tear any stitches open. While looking to the sea of undead you realized that the car was there. So you were definitely out of the group's range. You wondered how it all happened. It was still fuzzy in your head considering the hole that had been made in your stomach. You climbed up the stairs until you were all the way to the top. You couldn't help but admire the view. The night sky illuminated by the stars. It was truly a breathtaking view.

In the distance with his feet hanging from the rooftop was Red. He was contemplating the sky. You called out to him, he must have been too lost in his own thoughts as he didn't react. You continued walking to him and when you reached him you placed a hand on his shoulder. He jolted a bit and looked at you. You smiled and asked if you could sit.

"Thanks for saving me."

"don't 'ave ta tell me twice. jus' didn't want ya sis ta kill me."

You nodded and chuckled lightly. It had been so little time with him but you were already feeling closer to him. That's what the apocalypse does to people. You might have to permanently scratch off rule #5 (No attachments) or maybe consider him rule #8 (Get a kick-ass partner). With this you sat down next to him. You kept looking between the stars and him unsure if you should start talking again. To your surprise he was the one to speak up.

"ya told me ya know 'bout stars."

You nodded and he continued.

"cause i save'd ya, ya betta show me them stars."

This was probably his way of asking for you to show him. What a tsundere. Or maybe it was just the way he was raised. You had been at it for about half an hour when you felt the chills run through your spine.

"Hehe, I guess I'm , chilled to the bone."

Red snorted and you had to stop and look at him. You suddenly bursted into giggles alongside him. After a few seconds he calmed down but you wouldn't stop.

"uh, lilo? i think ya had 'nough laugh for a nigh'."

You weren't stopping and now he was panicking. He saw how flushed your face was and asked you what was wrong. You answered him that the sky was spinning. That's when realization dawned on him. You were being delirious. That must have been one of those human fevers Stitch was talking about.

"okay i need ya ta stop laughin' am gonna get ya your meds."

You stopped but only to look at him. You grabbed his head with both of your hands and placed a big smooch in the middle of his forehead. A deep crimson blush covered his cheek bones while you just snuggled against his forehead. That's when he felt it. You were so warm. That was totally unexpected and he felt ashamed for not thinking of your health. He carried you down the steps back to the first floor while you continued nuzzling his neck.

"she jus' delirious she ain't meanin' ta be like that."

"Meaning to be like what, Red?

Stitch was on her feet and had her arms crossed while looking at Red. Beads of sweats were pearling down his skull while he looked at your sister. He smiled warily and placed you on the couch. At this point your sister had reached over and told you to take two pills. She had explained to Red that one was to lower the fever while the other was to fight the infection. You had fallen asleep immediately after. Which meant that Red was faced with his thoughts and one angry younger sister. She tapped her foot and waited for him to speak up, when he didn't she sighed and asked him what had happened.

"she came ta see me on the roof top. we had a chitchat 'bout stars 'nd that's when i realized she wasn't ther'."

"So you thought it was a good idea to bring someone sick on a roof top in a freezing cold temperature.

"i didn't think. us skeletons don't feel the cold. i'd make a joke 'bout that but don't think ya much into jokes right now."

She was really annoyed but understood what Red had meant. Reasonably she knew you would be the kind to climb and have a chat even if you were on your deathbed. She went and looked through her backpack. Red stayed next to the couch where you were laying peacefully. Red kept looking at your face now that he had to coherent thoughts to himself. He realized how pale your skin looked.

"how much blood ya think she lost?"

"Enough to weaken her, why? The monster candies will fix her up won't they?"

He scratched the back of his skull unaware of how to phrase it.

"they don't replace blood."

Great so now Stitch had two problem on her hands. A need for pills to stop the fever and a need for a blood transfusion to strengthen your immune response. You'd basically be useless until the antibiotics kick in.

"I don't think we even have enough food to survive this horde. We need to think of a plan."

Red and Stitch brainstormed for a while. Since they can't go down to the lower floors, Stitch will explore the building. Red would go outside since he was a monster the undead seemed pretty uninterested in him. Stitch showed him a city map and pointed which direction he'd have to go. They also thought about moving you to a locked office in case zombies somehow made their way to the first floor. You were still pretty out of it and let Red drag you there. Stitch and Red came back with the couch and you crashed on it. Rendering you a pile of goop once again.

"What will you do Red?"

"I'll get ya supplies. da meds ya need 'nd if i find somethin' for blood i'll figure it out."

She nodded in agreement. Hopefully she'd find a few vending machines of the other floors. They made sure you were secure in there before parting ways. Stitch waved to Red as she saw him exit through the window.

It was now his time to shine. Red could get out use the excess magic he had built on this. He'd find you food, he'd find himself more mustard. He'd probably go to a clinic or hospital or something to find what Stitch had asked of him. He shortcutted to the rooftop and looked around. The closest rooftop was only a shortcut away. He made the trip swiftly and came upon a gruesome discovery. A couple who had probably commited a double suicide here. He was now really happy he stopped in that alley. One before and you wouldn't have had a pleasant night with the sky. He continued shortcutting between roofs until he was right on top of the supermarket.

He used a couple of bones to make a dent in the roof. The part he had targetted easily collapsing. He entered the alleys and quickly grabbed a cart. He'd make use of this extra time away from you to expend his magic. Not that he didn't trust you or your sister but the fact that someone could know how much damage his magic could do still scared him. What if you thought less of him for it. He had to keep these negative thoughts at bay. Your survival was on the line. He didn't want to go too big so he summoned some bones here and there knowing full well that if he made too much of a ruckus the zombies would pummel inside. He was surprised enough to see that they weren't already but when he looked at the entrance he realized why. The entrance had also collapsed at some point in the past, he'd guess month or so.

He fought and demolished the few infected that were inside. His nose cringed not at the smell of the undead but the putrid smell of fruits and meats that had long ago perished.He look for the canned isles and anything he knew you could make something yummy out of. Or maybe that was more of Stitch's thing. He'd find out soon enough. If he wanted to find common ground and work together with Stitch he knew he had it badly for you.

He continued picking things left and right. Even remembering to pick up hygiene products for his lady friends. That would surely work in his favor. Isle after isle is cart kept piling up. He couldn't believe how huge the place was. He kept finding things to add to the pile without knowing where he was headed. This would be more than enough to survive the herd and if not he could come back once it was over. He'd probably make you both wear masks so you wouldn't throw up anything on top of the already rotting food. He was getting rather annoyed by the lack of yellow gold. His steps and kills getting harsher by the second. He finally found his holy grail, yellow American mustard. He guzzled the first bottle he grabbed realizing only after it was emptied that he was falling into bad habits. He needed to keep his focus, after all you were waiting for him. He shoved a bunch into the cart hoping he would have enough for now.

His steps stopped when he found something he never thought he would. The giant sign with the logo of the national superstore brand. He facepalmed. This wasn't just any supermarket, it was a *super* supermarket. The kinds that had a lot everything and more. That's why he had felt so lost earlier. Red's attention snapped to the rooftop where some rubble had just fell from. That's when he saw a shadowy figure retreat.

"not happenin' pal."

He shortcutted to the roof and saw the man running for the escape ladder. A quick shortcut in front of him had the man stumbling for words.

"an' where do ya think ya headin'?"

"Holy shit they've evolved!"

"ain't a fuckin' zombie am a skeleton monster dipshit."

The man in front of Red suddenly turned red. Was he emberassed to have mistaken the skeleton monster for one of the undead. Red's smile grew wide as he took a step forward.

"listen 'ere. i ain't got time to spare. i got a sick human an' unless ya a doc or somethin' ya not worth my time."

His eyes grew wide as Red got closer with a summoned bone in his hand. This was just getting the anger out. If he's helpful he'll play along with Red if not, good bye little man. The man cowered behind his baton and Red took sick pleasure in watching his face twist with horror.

"No! Don't hurt daddy!"

A little figure popped out of the shadow and rushed to her father's side. The little dark head of hair stood firmly in front of Red giving him the stink eye. He stared at their soul and was quite shocked what awaited him. The father was a kindness soul with no LV to his name while the daughter was a determination soul. He looked to her small frame and was reminded of his Frisk.

"tch, i guess ya get to live 'nother day."

He started walking away when the little girl grabbed him by his jacket. He went to swat her away but she held firm to him. Not wanting to put up with the little human he glared at her dad. The little kid shook him by his coat and spoke up.

"Daddy isn't a doctor but mommy is! If you help us, mommy will help you."

"Tina! I'm sorry Mister skeleton. We'll get out of your way."

Tina shook her head. She held firm to Red's coat and looked him straight in his lights.

"We need food! If you go and get us food from down there, mommy will treat your friend!"

Red looked at the little girl and her father. He sighed.

"fine, ya get what ya want an' i get what i want."

He ruffled the child's head and the small one finally let go of him. She stood proudly by her father's side while the father tried to give his daughter a lecture. Red just shortcutted back inside the market and took another cart. He went and gathered the same kind of thing he had gotten for him and the girls except no mustard this time around. He shortcutted back to the rooftop with both carts. The little girl jumped and danced around while Red went to talk to the dad.

"ya wife, she's for real?"

"Yes, although she isn't mentally stable right now. She doesn't know about the apocalypse and I've been sheltering her from it."

"ya think that's helping her?"

He shook his head.

"No but it's the best I can do. Last time I tried she almost killed Tina to protect her."

He gestured to the child.

"How old even is she?"

"I'm 7. Daddy says my birthday is when the leaves fall off the trees."

Red commented on how clever the child was before turning to the father. He asked what was the plan if she didn't know the world was in shambles, how they would make her believe in their cause.

"We'll have to play pretend. That's how I usually move her around."

He turned to his daughter who looked back at him with joy in his eyes.

"We get to play pretend! What's the game this time?"

He looked Red up and down and an idea seem to sprout. He asked the skeleton not to get offended about his next request. Red said he would try his best.

"I think a pretend mafia scenario works best here."

Red gave him a side eye look before the father explained himself.

"You have to hold my daughter hostage until we treat your precious person. Does that make sense? We can say you kidnapped us and will only release us once that person is treated."

Red knew Stitch wouldn't like that plan. He'll he didn't like it either.

"Does the pretend plan work well?"

Tina nodded and got close to him. She gestured for him to lower himself which he did begrudgingly. She whispered in his ear cavity.

"If we play pretend mommy never gets mad."

He sighed. The problem was moving them around now. That's when he realized. How did they even get around with the horde under their feet. He voiced those thoughts and that's when the little girl showed a plank bridge linking the supermarket to the next roof over.

"Daddy is an engineer. He makes cool stuff."

Red nodded and left his cart there. He followed them with their cart and shortcutted from roof to roof until the father asked him to wait. He entered the complex and that's when he saw it looked brand new. No mold, no dust, it's like this place was apocalypse free. He whistled which caught the attention of someone. The little girl asked to climb in Red's arms and he silently took her.

"Honey, did you bring home company. I haven't had time to make dinner yet."

The father whispered in his ear.

"Hit me. Trust me it will work."

Red looked at him completely incredulous but decided to believe the man. So he punched him right in the guts. He wretch but didn't throw up. What a strong resolve. The wife heard him and went to look for her husband.

"Hailey, stay there!"

The wife stopped barely inches away from the door Red and the duo were at. She screamed and called for her husband's name.

"Robbie! What did he do to you?"

"Stay back Hailey and listen to him. He just needs you to help his friend. He promised to let us go if you help."

She looked startled but saw her daughter in Red's arms.

"You kidnap little girls to get what you want how despicable."

Red didn't let it affect him.

"ya want ya family back or not?"

She moved back but didn't move anymore. He saw her fist shake in anger but she steadied herself.

"What do you need from me."

[astrxlis-archive]

Hello Fox (ღˇᴗˇ)｡o♡ I got so distracted before actually Writing This Down (accidentally scrolled through twitter and whatever stuff besides writing you the reply 😭) I'll reply first to the very very first message i sent you

YOUR JEWELRIES 😳 It is giving Mona⭐ Please attach some pictures when you found the time to do so! I wanna see those~ They aren't just jewelries to me in your description... they sound so fancy it is definitely Monacore! (I do relate with owing someone something too but i like gifts nonetheless as long as they dont make me in their debt ya kno... Paying for food seems wonderful, or maybe even paying for you when you're tight on money)

Thank you so much for the hug 🥰 it's alright, you know how wonky you can be living with mental health struggles? I'd be feeling happy at the moment, but maybe internally not at the same time ♪ Unfortunately, I stopped the meds (but also because my mom doesn't plan to go back anytime yet). I just don't think it's possible to live through drinking it daily or even get used to it since it's too bothersome 😅

Nahida is so radish looking there is no simpler way to describe her. If i could, i'd show her to a kid learning about vegetables. I'll call her the Radish Fairy (affectionately). I think I'm a menace for this ☺️.. I may not be able to purchase merch (f2p even irl), but I sure do hope they make Aranara plushies... they could profit off it so so much! (And give players joy) I wanna suggest to HYV to make a detachable mix-&-match wooden aranara dolls like in the game event~

I'm gonna cry... I wanna try to shorten messages and replies but alright this is the shortest i can go...😆 There's too much to talk about it's crazy 😭

I'm just a c0 kazuha haver^^ Well ya know tighnari will be in standard pool soon so... He might come when you lose your 50/50 (reversed!!) It's almost 2 yrs of me playing the game I still have no diluc 🤣 i'm rooting for tighnari to come home first when i lose 50/50 bye diluc

Ooh heizou! Yes, yes. I love his character! (Doesn't know his story) i love detectives and his design + voice is really perfect.. THE MOLES. He's too smooth and Thank you so much hyv for that ^0^ playstyle wise, it's really not my type, or maybe because after getting him i got a commission to fight the eye of storm (my team during that time includes kazuha, thoma, heizou, & zhongli(he carried with meteor). There is No archer or catalyst user) it was hell... 🤣😭 Happy to say that kazuha, heizou and thoma are friendship 10 now!

CYNO is too cool and good to be true, but i need to skip *cough*. It's more on the aesthetic for me 🥰 may you get him on his rerun!! Mwa mwa I'm still processing how he canonically jokes unfunny or cringe ones (to tighnari) but anyways people will still love him 🤣 it's good to be goofy when your position is serious

Tbh, the studyblr posts i've been seeing aren't really suitable for me and they're more like... good student kind of tips 🤣 idk, maybe i am really stubborn or dislike following things very much (Would read the rules but then do something that breaks it afterwards <- the kind of person i am. Insane) Thank you for your support Fox!! 😭🥰 (it's so weird to say this but..) i'm really grateful for you being with me through all these times! <33 you atleast, have lifted some emotional burdens from me at some times which i am thankful for! 🥰

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hewwooo 🍰!!

i understand the "doing something else instead of what i meant to do" thing 😂 also tumblr pls.

the small earring set really reminded me of mona 😭 the long one actually reminded me of kaeya, and as a kaeya simp, i had to buy them /j i actually waited a week to see if i really wanted them, and i was really happy when i went back to the store and they hadn't been sold~ the pics are up! just ignore the dust lol usually when i can i pay for my friends food hehe small actions of love :')

yeah, i understand that all too well tbh... i can't really comment on the med part because i agree and i'm also struggling with taking my own. they're not for everyone and that's alright. they weren't a good option for me for a long time. but please continue to take care of yourself, ok?

i'm sure the child would say she looks like a radish too pls 😭😭 i would buy the plushies if they sold them....... or at least i'd want to buy bc shipping + currency conversion would cost me a lot............. but dude!!! wooden mix and match aranara dolls!!! that'd be so cute 🥺

i really do hope he'll come home for both of us. if i get another keqing i'm going to cry. also i'd give you my diluc jf i could, but alas jfndjsns i think i somehow summoned him when i bought his skin...... 🙃

dude, how do you raise friendship so fast??? my kazuha is still level 7 and i'm struggling 🫥 but you're right, heizou really has a smooth voice, both in english and chinese. he's benched right now bc my team has only one rotational spot and kazuha's in it lol i can imagine your struggle... that's the downside of having two anemo characters AND the catalyst one is actually a physical one 🥲

there are some leaks that we'll actually get to play the card game cyno plays on 3.3 and i'm slightly excited. a game inside a game. gameception lol i hope we'll get to see tighnari and collei interact with him, especially collei. i don't remember if you mentioned it but is there anyone you'll be skipping him for?

oooohoho, so you're the rebellious type? /j hmm, i remember seeing posts like those too. feels weird when you're neurodivergent, doesn't it? it makes me really happy to read i was able to help you somehow 🥺 i hope i can continue to do so. 💕💕

[prrism]

A Visit From… Bloopers Reel

This is just a little something I wanted to do to break up tension. It’s definitely different from what I usually write, and not every piece is included so it’s probably not the best but I wanted to try it out. It’s also not canon for the series or meant to be taken seriously, it’s just meant for fun.

Warning: Swearing, utter stupidity not meant to be taken seriously

A Visit From… Tommyinnit:

"Finders keepers!" He breaks into a sprint, instantly tripping and face planting into the floor. You burst into laughter at this.

"Looks like I won’t need the slowness potion after all."

"Stop f***ing laughing at me and help me up!"

"Okay okay, let’s just reset and try again." He gives you a quick glare as you help him back onto his feet, but you know there’s no ill intent behind it.

"AHHHH! DREAM! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!"

"So much for a firm grip." You tease, failing to hold back a chuckle while Dream tries to pry Tommy off of George.

"I thought I did have a firm grip… Tommy seriously get off of George, we need to do this take again." Dream says finally getting the teen off his friend.

"I think we should keep this one, shows my impeccable strength and manliness." Tommy replies cheekily.

"We’ll just save it for the bloopers or something." You comment. "You good George?" You turn to said man, finally helping him up. He nods and mumbles something under his breath before everyone gets back into their positions. Callahan helping place everything in order before restarting the scene.

"Well that was interesting." You say with a stretch. You grab some cups and fill them with water.

"Honestly I’m surprised we managed with just a few retakes, I thought there'd be more." Dream says, grabbing a cup and downing the liquid.

"Excuse me, are you saying I’m not a good actor!" Tommy shouts with a playful glare.

"He’s saying you’re a klutz." George teases, also taking a water glass.

"Why you guys gotta be so mean." Tommy pouts, making you a laugh.

"Don’t worry about it big man, it’s all about trial and error." You say giving him a pat on the shoulder. "I mean look at me, if you told me I was going from being just a potion maker to playing a role in the Dream SMP I wouldn’t have believed you."

"Yeah yeah, thanks or whatever." Tommy finally takes a glass of water, a small smile on his face.

A Visit From… Tubbo:

There’s a loud thud followed by an "ow" outside your door. Upon opening the door you see the poor goat boy clutching his head.

"Oh geez! Are you okay?!" You ask genuinely worried.

"I think I just got concussed." Tubbo replies rubbing his head.

"Maybe don’t ram your head into my door so hard next time… you left an imprint." You look at the dent in your door from where he'd head butt it.

"Heheh, ram. I get it." He chuckles to himself at your unintentional pun. You roll your eyes.

"Whatcha doin'?" Tubbo asks while you finish setting up the chest, placing the discs inside.

"I’m getting something ready for a friend since I’m leaving for a trip to a nearby village." You explain as vaguely as possible.

"Awww, but I just got here and I want to hang out more like everyone else got to." He whines.

"You do realize this is still an actual job I do right?" He just stares at your blankly for a moment before nodding, you can’t stop the smile and fit of giggles as you break character. "Damnit Tubbo! Now we gotta do this over again." You scold softly.

"Oh, oops." He blushes slightly in embarrassment.

"It’s fine, tell ya what after we’re done wrapping up with the scene you can join me." You offer.

"Okay!" He perks up immediately, you let out a mix of a laugh and a sigh at this.

A Visit From… Fundy:

The fox hybrid scurries around a moment before pushing past you and towards your door. You give chase but not for long when you see him partially hanging off the door.

"I uhhh… I’m stuck." He says through some embarrassed chuckles. You snort, trying to hold in your laughter as you help untangle him from the door.

"Do over?" You suggest.

"Yes please." He nods in agreement.

A Visit From… Tommy and Tubbo (Second Visit):

The many retakes of Tubbo's entrance: "What is good in the hood!… No that’s lame." "I’m back baby!… That sounded better in my head. Can we do that again!" "Hi…… I forgot what else I was going to say." "I’ve come to commit arson!… What, too much?" "Grand Entrance!… Yeah that’s a good one, simple and easy. Let’s use that one."

"No! I don’t have time to hunt for one, I need it now!" He demands impatiently, you notice at the corner of your eye Tubbo trying to fish around your chests, most likely for a blaze rod. You turn and grab the boy by the collar of his shirt and pull him back, he lets out a small, unintentional bleat of surprise at this.

"You know for someone-" Your cut off by someone hiccuping, looking down to see Tubbo as the culprit when he hiccups again. You and Tommy get a small laugh from this.

"S-*hic*-sorry I don’t mean to-*hic*-to do this honest." He apologizes.

"It’s fine we’ll just try again."

"You know for someone who's in a hurry, you sure had a lot of time to want to pfhenfjsjphh- ahhh! I lost what I was trying to say." You blush sheepishly at your little tongue tied moment, while Tommy laughs his ass off in the background.

A Visit From… Wilbur:

"Actually, I was thinking I could do something for you." He replies more evenly.

"Like what exactly?" You raise a curious yet suspicious eyebrow towards him, this was a first.

"You wanna sell drugs!" He says out of the blue. It’s silent for a second before your both laughing.

"Dude what the hell? We were doing so well and you just had to say it like that?"

"Sorry sorry, I couldn’t help myself, I had to say it at least once."

"Damnit Wilbur." You shake your head before straightening yourselves out to retake the scene.

"Nice try, but everything I need is memorized up here." You say slyly, before accidentally poking yourself in the eye. "Ow, s**t." You rub at your eye as Wilbur falls into a fit of laughter. "Yeah okay I get it, my pain is your entertainment." You blink your eye back into focus.

"It’s fine, just redo your line and don’t poke yourself this time." He advises coming done from all the laughing.

"Gee, thanks captain obvious." You give a playful glare. The two of you end up going into yet another fit of giggles before you finally calm down to retake your line.

A Visit From… Sapnap (Second Visit):

"Ahh f***!" You hear right after a loud bang on your door.

"You know you’re supposed to open the door first before entering right?" You teasingly shout, hearing a groan from the other side of the door.

"Yeah, shut up." An unamused sounding Sapnap says from the other side.

"Just saying." You comment more to yourself.

"I guess I just assumed you might be involved because you’re big on the potion making." There’s a long, awkward pause between the two of you.

"Was that really the best you could come up with?" You ask with a snicker. "It sounds so stupid."

"Hey, improving lines on the fly can be difficult alright." Sapnap crosses his arms and pouts a little. He can’t hold it for long and soon enough you’re both chuckling, having to redo the scene.

Duel For Independence:

Wilbur opens his mouth to comment once more but is stopped when you’re suddenly dragged away by Punz.

"Ow! Arm! Arm! Arm!" You Yelp in pain, Punz immediately lets go seeing the imprint where his tight grip had been.

"Oh s**t! Sorry, didn’t mean to grab that hard." He frantically apologizes.

He releases and arrow and-

"ACHOOO!!!" You sneeze rather loudly. Almost everyone bursts into laughter from your intrusion of what was supposed to be a dramatic scene.

"AWWW! COME ON! I WAS DOING SO WELL TOO!" Tommy complains, sitting up from his position in the water.

"Sorry, I’m sorry! Couldn’t hold it in." You wave an awkward apology.

"No no no. This is fine we can save this! All we gotta do is cut it out in editing and we’ll just say you flinched." Wilbur suggests.

"Sounds good to me." Dream agrees, turning back to Tommy. "Now go back to being a floating body in the water. So we can finish the scene."

"FINE!" Just like that Tommy "reluctantly" lays back down in the water, though it’s obvious he enjoyed his position seeing as he didn’t have to do anything for the rest of the shot.

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYYYYYY!" You all laugh, except Wilbur who throws himself into a coughing fit, making you, Tommy and Tubbo just laugh louder. "Ugh, maybe I shouldn’t scream my lungs out so much." He says rubbing his sore throat.

"Should we call it a wrap for today and try the triumphant victory tomorrow?" You question, handing him a glass of water.

"As long as we don’t have to get up early." Tommy scowls.

"I do have a few errands to run, we can do it tomorrow evening."

"Pog. I’m down."

"Alright then see you guys tomorrow." You wave them goodbye as the three of them file out of your house.

What do you guys think? I’d genuinely like to hear your thoughts on this little extra, non-canon behind the scenes/bloopers thing

[dadsbongos]

the lov beach episode hori's too scared to give us

Movie/Game/Show: My Hero Academia Dynamic: League of Villains/Reader (Platonic) Warnings: uhh idk actually, dabi's kinda horny ig, i don't usually include this as a warning but swearing (there's quite a bit of it), feminine pronouns Summary: this is just 1860 words of me shutting my eyes, plugging my ears and ignoring the current state of the manga (: (beach episode type beat) ~~~

Pulling the large sun hat tighter on her head, (Y/n) looks over as her leader strolls up to the van Spinner had stolen earlier in the day. She quirks a brow at the man, putting a gentle hand over his handheld and pushing it down when he doesn’t notice her, “That’s what you’re wearing?”

Tomura huffs and steps back, narrowed eyes focusing on his black jeans and hoodie, “What’s it to you?”

“You’re wearing a hoodie in this heat, first of all, and also - it says ‘12 year old in gaming mode’, you’re asking to get bullied.”

“Yeah, well,” he grumbles as he tries to find an insult for the woman before resigning himself to mumble out a, “you look like you raided a college chick’s closet” while returning to his game.

“I think she looks great!” Twice piped up from inside the large van before yelling once again, ��Absolutely hideous!”

Dabi nodded slightly from his window seat, pulling the strings of his hood so as few inches of his face as possible were showing, “I agree with him.”

“Which part?” (Y/n) crossed her arms, shooting the man a glare.

“Yep.”

“Dickface,” she hissed, reaching up to swat at Dabi’s arm through the rolled down window before turning to climb into the van, “A dickface who is also wearing a black hoodie in this heat. You two are actual nutjobs.”

“Van’s got AC,” Dabi shrugged off her concerns, still not even looking her way as she settled into the seat between him and Twice, “Didn’t know you cared so much, doll. Pretty sweet of you.”

“If you pass out from a heat stroke, I’m not the one taking you to the hospital,” she leaned over into the midrow seats of the van to glare at Tomura as he sat down, “That goes for you, too.”

“I’m not the one with a fire Quirk.”

“Just get Himiko some blood and she’ll take ‘em in all disguised! Let them die!” Twice pitched in with his own ideas, earning a shoulder pat from the woman.

“Good ideas, big guy, I like them.”

“Rude ass,” Dabi kicks at (Y/n)’s leg.

“I’m your boss, if you let me die you’re fucked.”

“Nobody’s dying on this trip, what the fuck are you guys talking about?” Spinner already appeared exasperated with the group and he’d barely been in the car for a second.

Compress got into the passenger seat as Spinner buckled into the driver’s side, he looked around before noticing an absence, “Where’s Toga?”

Suddenly, the door to Tomura’s seat is lugged open with a force, an overly excited blond teenager jumping over her boss and into the open seat beside him.

“You could’ve just gotten in on the other side,” Tomura clenches a fist to keep himself from slapping Himiko’s arm and causing a deathly accident.

“I didn’t know which side you were sitting on, so I just guessed!” Himiko giggles as Spinner starts the car.

“Asshole,” Tomura shakes his head, “This trip is pointless.”

“Kurogiri wants us to bond and stop fighting all the time,” Compress cuts in, “That’s why I’m in charge.”

“We’re adults- " (Y/n) interrupts herself, “Dabi, roll up the window, we’re pulling out of the safe zone.”

Dabi merely keeps his eyes closed behind his sunglasses and presses his head back against the neck rest of his seat.

“Roll up the window.”

“God, these winds are fuckin’ noisy, huh?”

“I hear ya, man!” Twice shouts before shaking his head, “Dabi, be nice to (Y/n). She’s your elder.”

“By a fucking year! Man, fuck you, Dabi,” the woman reaches over and presses the button to roll up the window herself, “Motion sickness or not, you don’t get to be a douche.”

“It’s actually exactly what it means, doll. Sorry to burst your bubble.”

“Stop calling me doll.”

“Ugh,” he grins at his own upcoming remark, “the princess makes a harsh demand.”

“I’m this close,” she pats his chest to make sure he opens his eyes before holding her index finger and thumb nearly pinched together in front of his face, “to beating your ass.”

“Here,” he reaches up and takes her fingers and clenches them together, “now you have to. As soon as we get to the beach, you have to fight me or else you’re a coward and a liar.”

(Y/n) grits her teeth and snaps her eyes shut, “I’m gonna lose it,” she leans into Twice’s side and looks up at him, smiling at the slightest hint of a concerned look behind his mask, “How’ve you been, big guy?”

“Perfectly fine!” he shakes his head before whispering, “I didn’t piss before we left and now I regret it.”

“Aw, want Spinner to pull over?”

“I think he’ll crash the car if I ask.”

“He’d be killing himself too, so I don’t think he’d be too cool with that.”

Twice quiets down as he notices the woman’s eyes beginning to flutter shut with drowsiness. Then, a sense of guilt beats at him as he sees the serene expression crossing his friend’s face. So calm and sweet - he truly adored his friend, and he wanted to do right by her. So, leaning down, he murmurs, “Sorry for calling you old.”

(Y/n)’s eyes dart open and immediately find Twice, she raises a brow at the man and shakes her head as her eyes slowly begin closing again, “I… it’s fine, dude, don’t worry about it.”

Dabi, as usual, is quick to jump into a conversation that was never his, “Old lady tempers, gotta be careful around them.”

“I swear to fucking God, Dabi!”

“What? What do you swear?”

“Shut the hell up!” Spinner snapped at children in the back seat, “You’re distracting me, loud asses.”

“Dabi started it!”

“I’m ending it!”

“Stop yelling,” Tomura commanded the group, carefully stuffing his handheld into his large front hoodie pocket and resting his head back, “I’m going to sleep and if I get woken up, I’ll kill you all.”

None of them believed him - not at all - but out of an odd respect for their leader’s need for rest, they stayed relatively silent as he slept. Murmurs and whispers being the loudest volume of their voices as Tomura snoozed in the van.

Eventually, Spinner came to the reserved spot on the beach that Kurogiri definitely didn’t hire people to kill civilians over. Himiko leaned over and gently shook Tomura awake as Compress popped the trunk to the van. (Y/n) shifted toward Dabi to ensure he was also awake and starting to feel less queasy before getting out of the middle seat so he and Twice could exit.

“Alright, there’s changing rooms…” Compress trailed off, looking around before sighing, “Nowhere in sight.”

“I’m already fine,” (Y/n) waved off, grabbing towels and an umbrella from Spinner, “You guys can take turns changing in the van while I set shit up.”

“I call first!” Himiko cheered, excitedly bouncing back into the van as the men all walked off to provide the teenager the privacy and distance she needed.

(Y/n) did as she’d said and began laying down towels and propping up parasols in the sand to provide shade. As more and more of her friends collected themselves along the beach, she spotted her almighty leader once again making a fashion mistake.

Bright, neon green and orange striped swim trunks hung over his hips and he didn’t avoid the woman’s stare. She purses her lips, “Who the hell goes clothes shopping for you? They shouldn’t be making executive decisions like this.”

Tomura shrugs, “I don’t know.”

“What do you mean you don’t know?! Shigaraki, you have to be fucking with me.”

“I’m not,” he sits down on a towel under the parasol’s shade and returns to his gaming, “It’s probably Kurogiri but it isn’t like I ask him.”

“Holy shit. You’re an actual man-child.”

“Oh no, what gave me away?” he sarcastically whines, rolling his eyes at her.

“You being shameless about it is slightly worse…”

“(Y/n)!” Himiko cheerily calls, “Come join me in volleyball!”

“Is Twice playing?”

The blond looks over to the man in question and nods in approval.

“Are Quirks allowed?”

Another nod.

(Y/n) pats Compress’ shoulder, “I’ll let you take this game.”

Dabi comes up from behind while Spinner serves the ball on the beach, he’s removed his hoodie and now only rests in loose shorts that come to his knees and a white shirt. He scratches the back of his head in an uncharacteristically unnerved manner, “Not swimmin’?”

He earns a small shrug in response from the woman, “I’m not all too committed to the idea. At least not now.”

Nodding slowly, Dabi sits down at the edge of the towel unoccupied by Tomura and begins pulling at the fraying threads.

Sighing to herself, (Y/n) is slightly ashamed at how easily her heart softens upon noticing how uncomfortable Dabi seems. He doesn’t usually show as much skin as he is - which isn’t much - and he doesn’t usually throw himself into events where he’d be forced to interact with the others. He feels naked on the beach and he’d rather be dead than continue to suffer this embarrassment. And so, a body comes down onto the towel with his.

“Want company, misery?”

“Baking to death in the sun couldn’t get worse, even if it’s with you,” Dabi leaned back to rest against the woman’s legs.

“Wow,” (Y/n) fauxly gasped, sarcasm ripe in her words, “You being sweet? I never thought I’d never see the day.”

“Right? Thought I’d be dead by now,” his head tips back even more to lay it’s full weight on her legs, “You’re comfortable to rest on, old lady.”

“I’m gonna beat the shit out of you.”

“You still owe him an ass-beating from the car ride,” Tomura jumped in, a snarky smile on his lips as he spoke.

“I’m starting to think you won’t actually beat my ass,” Dabi grins smugly, “Like me too much.”

“I would destroy you in a fight, Dabi.”

“Hm, well, until you stop being a pussy and actually fight me, doesn’t sound like that’s the truth.”

“I swear to- " (Y/n) loudly huffs and cuts herself off before groaning, Dabi- "

“I’m no God,” Dabi paused to wink like the cheap bastard he is, “Unless you want me to be.”

Before the woman can respond, there’s a “heads up!” shouted by Himiko and a volleyball is hurtling towards the arguing duo. Tomura immediately leans over, not quite paying attention and sticks a hand out to block the ball, accidentally decaying it in the process. The leader comes to a stand and tosses up his hands, “What the shit, Toga?”

“Man,” the teenager whined, stomping her foot in the sand, “you destroyed the ball.”

“You almost destroyed (Y/n)’s face!” Tomura's voice quiets and softens to avoid upsetting the young girl over a mistake, “There’s probably another ball in the trunk.”

“I said ‘heads up’,” Himiko rolled her eyes, sending Twice off to find the spare volleyball in question.

(Y/n) rolled her eyes, “Oh, so all better, then?”

“Exactly!”

“No! That’s not how that works, Toga!”

Dabi snickered at the back-and-forth before giving a mock dreamy sigh, “Ahh, the sound of Kurogiri’s bonding plan working perfectly.”

[a-very-bizarre-adventure]

Obey Me! Gang including Luke with a WitchHunter MC?

Ahhh sorry this took so long! I gave it my best shot teehee

I went off the idea that MC hunts bad witches, like ones that hurt people 

Lucifer

why couldn’t the human exchange student just be normal for once

what is it with humans being weird. We got a sorcerer and a witch hunter? He should have chose better

haha jk unless

Just be careful. This man can’t handle anymore stress

Demands to know whenever you leave for a hunt and when you get back

he stresses over it but you will never know that

if you’re ever gone to long he will start to worry 

don’t do that to this man

he has faith in your abilities but you’re still a human

Mammon

tries to get you to go after the ones he owes money

You refuse every time

He definitely uses it to his advantage against other witches to try and scare them off

He goes crazy anytime you get hurt

“Oi you stupid human, why’d you go and get hurt for?! Come here, let your first man help ya.”

Levi

This is just like that one anime Mybestfriendtoldmetheyareawitchhunterandnowithinkiamfallinginlove!

You truly are a Henry!

He gushes over it because its such an anime/video game thing to do

He tries and act like he doesn’t care but is actually very worried about you getting hurt

anytime he watches a witch hunting anime he thinks of you as the protagonist

Satan

He’s very surprised to learn you’re a witch hunter

he never suspected it until you told him

definitely researches techniques for you to use

helps you form strategies for your hunts

he respects what you do and always applauds you after a successful hunt

you remind him of a protagonist from a gothic novel 

Asmo

Why waste your time hunting witches when you can be focusing all your attention on him!

When you first told him he was very surprised

He's also very impressed

Every time you come back from a hunt he checks you over to make sure you have no cuts or bruises. He can't have your skin looking damaged!

If it does, he's got a skin care routine for it

Beel

That’s an interesting hobby you have there

he respects you going after bad witches

he doesn’t say much about it

he cares about your well being but he trusts that you won’t get hurt

just let him know you’re okay when you go on a hunt

he saves snacks for you for when you return

Belphie

sounds like too much work and time consuming

what do you even get out of it? it just sounds exhausting 

I feel like he doesn’t really pay it any mind

he just accepts it

he loves when you come back exhausted from a hunt so that you’ll nap with him

Simeon

he’s a littler weary at first 

I mean come on, he’s an angel

just as long as you are going after bad ones 

he worries every time you go on a hunt

he doesn’t want you to get hurt

he checks in on you all the time to make sure you’re okay

Solomon

Oh he wants in on this

always volunteers to go with you

imagine the team you two could be

a powerful sorcerer AND a witch hunter? Power couple for sure

he helps you get knowledge on the locations of witches

10/10 tbh

out of all of the boys he would be the most supportive and involved

Luke

You're a what??? Why?

He's kinda weary about it because he's worried you'll get hurt

He can't have his older sibling role model getting hurt

At least you go after the bad ones

It makes him feel a little better that you're doing it to protect people

However, he still worries every time you leave and gives you a giant hug when you get back from a hunt

Diavolo

Wow! A witch hunter? Cool!

Will ask to join you on at least one hunt

Barbatos refuses

He's very curious about what you do

he asks a million questions about why you do it

he’s okay with it just as long as it doesn’t cause conflict with the exchange program or what he is trying to accomplish

it makes him in awe of you

you go you human!

Barbatos

He can see into the future so he always checks to see if you'll be okay

He worries but he doesn't let it show

he accepts it is something you do and won’t get in your way

he will prepare snacks for when you get back from a hunt

Out of all of the boys he worries the least because he can see into the future

[craftycheetah]

Brain and Brawn pt.2

Part 1 || Part 3 || Part 4 || Part 5

CW: none

The next day, you were walking down the hall with Mina chatting about random things in English when you noticed Shindo glaring down at Hitoshi as Katsuki caged him against his locker. 

“Goddammit,” you sigh, approaching them.

“Isn’t that Yo?” Mina points, “What’re those idiots doing?

Getting closer, you can hear the sliver of conversation.

“—fucking nerd, who’dya think you are?” Yo pushes his shoulder.

“Dude, fuck off,” Hitoshi grumbles. “Leave me alone.”

“Nerdy emo freak,” Katsuki snickers, “Weirdo.”

You grab both of them by the hair, pulling tight, “Hey ladies, what ya up to?”

“Ah fuck, (Y/n)! Let go!” Katsuki tries to smack your hand away, “Jesus (y/n). Ow!”

But you hold fast, smiling at Hitoshi, “Morning, ‘Toshi. What’s up?”

He blinks up at you, “Uh, I’m great…I guess. How’re you?”

“Can’t complain, these idiots bothering you?”

Yo looked at you before glaring at Hitoshi. No way. It can’t be.

“Yeah, but I’m okay now. Thank you.”

“No problem. You two are coming with me. See you later, Toshi!” you grin, dragging Katsuki and Yo away from Hitoshi and his locker.

“Bye,” Mina waves cheerfully and then follows you.

Once you’re out of earshot, you let the two idiots go, “Why you bothering Hitoshi?”

Yo sucks his teeth and rolls his eyes, “Dude rubs me the wrong way.”

“Yeah, no, you’re being a dick. You’ve never talked to or about him before yesterday. Leave him alone.”

“Tch, why do you give a fuck?” Katsuki grunts.

“Cause he’s my friend, dumbass. You aren’t—“ you point at Yo, “So lay off.”

“Yo’s so obviously jealous,” Mina giggles.

“Jealous of what, some little emo freak in eyeliner?”

“First of all, guy-liner is totally hot,” Mina says.

You sigh dreamily, “Yeah.”

“Ugh, whatever. I’m not getting pressed over someone who dyes his hair to match his eyes.”

“Well, I think it looks nice. Also, you’re just mad I dumped your toxic ass.”

“Wha—? No, I’m not, and I dumped you.”

“You blew up my phone for days. I still have your nasty lil snot nose crying voice notes and stupid ‘take me back’ videos” you and Mina laugh as Yo turns bright pink.

“Anyway, Mina and I have English. Stay away from Hitoshi, or I will shove my fists so far up your asses I can pull your teeth out. Got it?”

They grumble out responses.

“Awesome, let’s go Mina.”

“Later losers~.”

Katsuki and Yo watch both of you disappear down the hall towards your classroom.

“Bitch” Katsuki mutters.

“Tell me about it, can’t believe I dated her.”

“Pfft, you were whipped the moment she laid eyes on you during tryouts in sophomore year,” he cackles.

“Shut up. I’m gonna kick that purple-haired freak’s ass!”

“Uh-huh, if we’re done here, I have Physio.”

“Whatever. I’m going to the gym.”

“Sooooo, when’re you gonna tell Hitoshi you don’t actually need help since you’re literally tied with him for valedictorian?” Mina smiles knowingly.

“Never,” you shrug and sit down, “He don’t need to know.”

“Sneaky bitch. Love that for you. And when do you plan on asking him out?”

“Same answer.”

Mina facepalms, “Girl, I love you, but you can’t just drop hints on a clueless guy and expect results.”

“Pfft, who says. It’s all part of my plan. Manifest and wait,” you grin, snapping your fingers.

“Uh-huh….and I’ll be right here when it backfires.”

“It’s not gonna!” You whine, “He’ll catch on eventually….I hope. Oh god what if he does?”

“Then you go and get your man.”

“I’m not good at this type of stuff Mina. What if he thinks I’m weird or I get food stuck in my braces and he thinks I’m gross?!”

“Chill the fuck out. You’re overthinking as usual. This isn’t a game, you don’t have to strategise like you do during games. Just go with the flow.”

“Just go with the flow,” you repeat, “I can do that. I think. No, no, I can’t.”

Mina rolls her eyes, “You sure are fucking stupid for a team captain.”

You make an offended noise, “This stupid team captain has won every game she’s been in, including when I was starting out. Sorry I can’t express my feelings.”

Mina pats you on the back, “It’s okay, we’re all a lil stupid.”

You stick your tongue out at her before grabbing your notebook as the professor walks in.

“Toshiiiiiii~” you squeal as you run up to him as he closes his locker.

“Huh? Oh h—AH! (Y/n), p-put me down!” he stammers when you pick him up in a bear hug, face erupting in fuschia.

“Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!”

“(Y/n)! Thank you…now, why’d you thrash me around like that?” “Look!”

Frantically waving a piece of paper in his face, he flinches before taking it out of your hands. “You got a hundred on your Kinetics test. I’m glad my tutoring helped you. Good job. I’m proud of you.”

Your cheeks warm up. You’re used to people praising you all the time after games or practice but coming from him makes your stomach all light and airy.

“Maybe we should go out and celebrate…me and you.”

“Celebrate?”

“Mhm, we can watch a movie or something. Get some food too?”

Hitoshi looks a bit skeptical, and it makes you nervous, “I mean, we don’t have to.”

“No, it's cool. I’ve just never been asked out before” Hitoshi rubs the back of his neck shyly, “Sure, I’d like to.”

Smiling at him, you pull him in for another hug, careful not to make him uncomfortable but secretly fist-pumping.

“I’ll text you,” you ruffle his hair before making your way to your locker. “Bye.”

Hitoshi watched you walk away as he fixed his hair as a hyperactive blonde made his way over.

“Hey, Hito. Whatcha doing?” Denki eagerly asks, snapping the purple-haired man out of his gaze.

“I uh…I just got asked out…."

“Aw man. I thought you liked (Y/n).”

“I do…she’s the one who asked me.”

“You’re lying.”

“No. She’s gonna text me.”

“You don’t have her number.”

“Yeah I do. She gave me her number to tutor her.”

“You’re tutoring her?!

“Yeah? Why?”

Denki looked at his friend as if he had grown a second head before shaking his own. “Nevermind. Good luck, man.”

“Thanks, Denki.”

[fandom-imagines]

Little Miss Favourite

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Teacher!Snape X Legal!Granger!Reader 

Warnings: Teacher x student relationship x)

Words: 2.5k 

It would be a lie to say that the Granger sisters weren’t incredibly smart, anyone could see it. Whilst Hermione, the younger sibling, was exceptionally talented with spells, Y/N was talented in the art of potion making; not that she wasn’t talented at other things also.

Due to her consistently high scores in potions, Y/N had caught the attention of her favourite teacher: Severus Snape, despite his annoyance towards the younger Granger. Whilst he found Hermione insufferable, Y/N was more than tolerable in his honest opinion; not that he would ever admit that to anyone, maybe not even himself.

Perhaps it was her confident personality, her boldness or her smarts, Severus would never know. Of course, it wasn’t only him that had his attention focused on her, many people did. Those people included Hermione’s friends. Y/N knew this, how could she not? The way Harry did his best to show off whilst Hermione rolled her eyes and Ron got all embarrassed, it was obvious; at least to her. Even though her personalist screamed confident, she wasn’t mean like other people at Hogwarts, not often at least.  

“Morning Professor,” her words were sweet as she greeted the dark-haired man, early as always.

“Good morning, Miss Granger,” Snapes tone was kinder than usual, but without it being clear. To anyone else, it would seem normal.

“Got a date for the Yule Ball yet, sir?” Whilst her question was genuine and not flirtatious, Severus couldn’t help but wish it was.

“Why would I bother with something as childish as having a date?”

“I shall take that as a no,”

He could hear the stool she usually seated at drag out from beneath the desk before she seated herself on top of it.

“What about you Miss Granger?” Y/N, who had forgotten what she had previously asked him, was confused at his question. “Surely someone like you must have a date,”

A sight blush ran up her cheeks at his words, eyes wide.

“No sir,” she giggled. “Not interested in anyone that’s asked me.”

Her words caught his attention, eyes glancing towards her for a split second before returning to the work he was marking. It was Harry Potters; he could almost roll his eyes.

“Why is that?”

“Immature men that feel like I should go with them because they’re popular? No thank you, give me a mature and unentitled man any day,”

For the second time in five minutes her words caught his attention, suddenly distracted by what she had said rather than being distracted by Potter’s work.

“I see,”

It wasn’t long until the rest of her class began to pile into the dungeon, taking their usual seats as Fred and George came to sit beside her at their typical desk.

“Morning, Y/N/N,” the greeted in perfect synergy, almost as though it had been rehearsed but she knew better than to expect that and simply laughed.

“We heard something,” Fred began.

“Potter is wanting to ask you to be his date to the Yule Ball.” George finished, the twins laughing at Y/N’s shocked face.

“Please say you’re joking,” she pleaded, desperately hoping that it wasn’t true. “He’s so much younger than me!”

“Oh and Hermione is going with Krum,”

“This day just gets worse and worse,”

“Weasleys, detention.” A harsh voice interrupted their conversation as to be expected.

“But sir!” They groaned, once again in unison. “She was talking too!”

“Not as much as you two.”

*

The great hall was quiet, everyone there working on their essays, everyone being the fourth years. Fortunately for her, Y/N was allowed to sit and work alongside the younger students having been given permission by Professor Snape himself.

“Hey Y/N,” Harry’s quiet voice pulled her attention away from the parchment in front of her. “I was just wondering-“ His words were soon cut off by a hand shoving his head into his own parchment.

“Silence,”

“Yes, Professor Snape.”

An amused smirk covered Y/N’s lips as she turned her own attention back to the work in front of her that was soon to be finished.

“Later guys,” she shot the trio one last smile as she walked towards Snape, handing him her essay with a small smile, one he almost wished to return.

“I’m sure this will be as excellent as always, Granger.”

“I sure hope so, sir.”

With one final nod, Severus dismissed her.

*

Music blasted throughout the hall as the Tri-wizard champions begun to dance with their partners. Y/N and her own date, who ended up being George due to both forgetting about the dance until the night before, stood laughing at Ron’s dress robes.

“He looks like our great aunt,” George chuckled, his words making Y/N snort in amusement.

“Poor kid. He looks so embarrassed,” she giggled.

“Well, looks like its our turn to dance. Care to join me, Granger?” George grinned, offering him her hand which she gladly took.

“After you, but can you even dance?”

“Nope,”

“Good, me neither.”

Their dance was horrendous, and they were both glad when the music ended, the pair running off the dance floor in laughter, hands still together.

“That was- “George began, only to have his sentence finished by his dance partner.

“Dreadful?”

“Yeah,”

Their fit of laughter was cut short by another voice joining the conversation. “Nice dancing guys!”

“Shut up, Fred!” This time it was Y/N and George’s turn to speak in unison, something that triggered a smirk to grow on Fred’s lips.

“Alright, alright, calm down you two,”

*

“I almost feel bad for him,” Fred chuckled, catching George and Y/N’s attention as they followed his gaze.

“I would but he gave us detention and not her, talk about favouritism!”

An idea popped into Y/N’s head, as she removed herself from the twins’ arms.

“Where are you going, Y/N/N?” Fred asked. “Wait are you-“

“I feel bad for him, okay!”

The twins burst into laughter as they realised her plan.

“I bet you my entire allowance that she can’t get him to dance,” Fred whispered as they watched Y/N walking towards Snape.

“You’re on,”

*

“Evening, Professor,” Y/N greeted, desperately trying her best to not show her nervousness.

“Good evening, Miss Granger,” He returned her greeting, turning his attention fully to her. “Shouldn’t you be with your date?”

“George? No, we both forgot we needed dates, so we went together. He’ll cope on his own,” The girl giggled, glancing back at said man to see both twins smirking at her. “You look lonely, want to dance?”

“Do I look like the sort of person to dance?”

“Do I?” She joked, enjoying the small smirk that pulled up at his lips. “It’ll be one dance and then I’ll let you go back to enjoying your own company. It’s a teacher and student dance anyway!”

*

“No way…” Fred gasped, watching as Snape and Y/N headed to the dancefloor.

“I knew she could do it! You now owe me your entire allowance,”

“Shit,”

*

“See it wasn’t too bad, was it, Professor?” Y/N giggled, aware of the fact that everyone had been staring at her dancing with Snape.

“You stepped on my foot at least three times,”

“I said I don’t dance!”

She celebrated a silent victory as Snape shook his head, a small smile pulling at his lips.

“This is true,”

“Welp, I’ll leave you to enjoy your own company again!” The older Granger grinned, giving him one final nod as she headed by to the twins who were still in shock.

“Shut your mouth, Fred. You’ll catch flies,” Y/N smirked, placing her hand on Fred’s chin to shut up mouth that had been open since she managed to convince Snape to dance.

“Did you bewitch him or something?! How on earth did you manage to get him to dance?” George asked in shock.

“Night guys, thanks for the fun time.” She winked, downing the rest of her drink that she had left before leaving the hall to head to bed.

*

“Miss Granger, you’re late,” Snapes’ words ran throughout the dungeon.

It was strange, how he knew it was her before he had even turned around to face her.

“Sorry Professor, I had a detention.”

“Well now you have another, stay after class.”  

*

“Good luck, Snapes detentions are horrible,” George chuckled, giving Y/N a reassuring pat on the back.

“Yeah, we would know, Miss Favourite,” Fred chimed in with his typical teasing tone.

“Thanks, that makes me feel better. I’ll see you guys later,”

“Good luck.”

The second everyone had left the classroom, Snapes attention was on her.

“So why did you get a detention?” His words were questioning, not malicious. It was almost as though he was genuinely curious.

“I got in a duel,” Y/N shook her head with a slight laugh. “Malfoy was being, well Malfoy. So, yeah.”

A grin covered her lips as Snape shook his head in slight amusement; it was cute in a way.

“Next time don’t get caught, it makes my classes a lot easier,”

“Got ya, Professor,”

“Good, you may leave,”

*

“That was quick, did he have to leave?” Fred, who had been waiting outside for about two minutes, asked.

“Little miss favourite,” were her only words as she shot Fred a wink, just like she had done at the ball a few weeks ago.

“I swear he has a crush on you or something,”

“Yeah, imagine. Professor Severus Snape developing a crush on a student, nice one George. Why are you two even here?”

The twins, who had been caught red-handed, shared an amused look, quickly rushing into action by grasping Y/N’s arms, tugging her along.

“We need someone to test our latest concoction!” They spoke in unison.

“No, no way! Merlin knows what you’ve put in that!”

“Either you help us, or we’ll tell everyone about your little crush on the potions professor,”

“Fine.”

*

“Fred and George Weasley, you come here this instance!” Y/N’s voice shrieked, her words echoing throughout the entire Gryffindor common room.

“Run!” Was all she heard, followed by laughter and footsteps leaving through the portrait.

Y/N rushed after them, hell bent on causing as much annoyance to them as they had to her.

“I will kill you!”

“That’s not very nice now, is it? You love us really,” George teased her once more before darting away.

“George Weasley I am faster than you and you know it!”

It wasn’t a lie, Y/N had been, and always will be, faster than him. No matter how many pranks they had to run away from, the twins would never be able to outrun her.

“What have you done to my hair?!” Y/N demanded to know the second she caught both boys by the collar of their robes. “Please say this comes out, I don’t want my hair to be yellow and green forever, I hate it!”

“Well you see, Y/N/N,” Fred chuckled with a hint of nervousness. “We don’t know, you’re our first consumer!”

“Fred, I am begging you, I look like a lollipop.”

“I’m sure you taste as sweet as one too, Y/N,” a Slytherin by-passer commented, clearly having heard the entire conversation.

“Shut th-“

“Detention and ten points from Slytherin,”

Fred, George and Y/N shared a terrified look as Professor Snape stood behind the trio.

“Trying a new style are we, Granger? It is quite bold,” despite the blunt words, there was an almost undetectable teasing tone laced in his words.

“Not willingly, Professor,”

“Then why did you do it?”

“They blackmailed me!”

“With what?”

The twins smirked at each other, as though they were sent on a mission to ruin her day.

“She has a crush, Professor,” George smirked at the, now multi-coloured haired, girl.

“George Weasley!” In a swift movement, Y/N rushed towards the ginger, only to be stopped by a hand holding her robe. “Professor let me go!”

“Isn’t she cute, Fred?”

“Adorable, George,”

“I hate you both.” Y/N, who had accepted her fate of being held my Snape (which didn’t seem too bad in all honesty), sighed.

“You love us really,”

“You wish, Fredrick.”

“Don’t call me that!”

“If you three have quite finished,” Snape interrupted their quarrel. “I think I know how to remove that colour from your hair, Miss Granger. Follow me.” There was no room for debate as the potions master turned and rushed towards his classroom.

“I’ll kill you,” Y/N mouthed before rushing after him.

*

“Sit,” Snape said, lightly kicking a stool out towards Y/N before walking towards a cupboard that, she assumed, had potions or at least ingredients for them.

“Are you sure this will work, Professor? I really don’t want anyone else to see me like this,”

“You mean you don’t want your crush to see you like this?” He said with a raised eyebrow.

“He already has,” her words were a mere murmur, but it was one Severus had heard.

“The Slytherin?” Snape asked whilst he grabbed a weird looking liquid. “Here drink.”

“Merlin, no. I don’t even know who that was. This tastes disgusting,”

“Do you want the colour gone or not?”

“Sorry,”

Snape let out a small sigh, his arms crossing by habit.

“Potter, perhaps?”

“Are we playing guess the crush or something?”

“Well, we have time. This needs a second dose in around thirty minutes,”

Now it was Y/N’s turn to sigh.

“It’s probably not a good idea to play this game with me,” she joked. “I’m quite competitive,”

“You would have done well in Slytherin,”

“I doubt it,”

“Under me you would have done brilliantly. You are doing brilliantly already.”

A bright red blush ran up Y/N’s cheeks at his use of words.

“You should be careful what you say, Professor. Someone might interpret your words wrong,”

“That someone being you?”

“Perhaps,”

“I see.”

An awkward silence filled the air, something that was uncommon between the pair.

“I’m sorry, that was a bit straight-forward,”

“Yeah, it was.”

“Sorry,”

“Don’t be,”

Whilst his reply was short, the words caught her attention, her head spinning to face him.

“Don’t be?”

“I said what I said.” Came his simple response.

“I don’t understand,”

“Maybe little miss favourite should do some thinking,”

“Oh…” She whispered. “Oh! Here I am thinking I’m just a teacher’s pet,”

He smiled slightly. “Not quite, Miss Granger,”

Footsteps echoed throughout the dungeon as he walked towards Y/N, his fingers lightly pushing against her chin to bring her to face him, her cheeks as red as flames.

“So, I’m your little miss favourite?”

“Clearly,”