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glorious-revolution · 2 months ago

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i swear to god if i see one more of you fuckers say 'viktor fell first but jayce fell harder' i WILL spontaneously combust

#you cant dO THIS TO ME #I PHYSICALLY CANNOT HANDLE THIS #I AM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE #jayvik #viktor my beloved #viktor arcane #jayce talis #i have so many thoughts and feelings about this but the moment i try to voice them my brain imagines s1 viktor experiencing unrequited love #and i simply pass away #AND JAYCES LOVE JUST #CRASHING DOWN #CRUSHING HIM #AAAAA AAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHHHH

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absxntmxnded · 7 months ago

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i had to put my phone down and walk away for awhile. ive seen these pics over a hundred times now but his fucking bicep in the second pic?! pls crush me with it. that is a fucking man right there 😮‍💨

I may not survive Hugh in Australia 😍 (my phone storage certainly won’t 🙃😅)

#hugh jackman #i might be ovulating #why is he so hot #i physically cannot handle this #someone lock me up

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zillychu · 2 months ago

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I NEED Loop to be further tormented by finding out confessing to their party doesn't break their loops, and Siffrin wishes to see Loop again so hard he pops out of the favor tree so he gets to be Loop's guide

#isat #isat spoilers #siffrin #loop #I imagine Loop's lack of physical power is the first red herring they get #so Siffrin finds a way to break away from the favor tree and they try the tag-in tag-out AU where Sif handles the fighting #but just exploding the king isn't it either!#and Siffrin got a bit more Character Development so he's the one to be like okay no we HAVE to try talking to the party #which leads to way too many loops where they're just like 'yes yes there's two of us. calm down this is timeloop 101. keep up'#Isa: YOU CAN'T JUST EXPECT US TO ACCEPT THAT?#Loop: oh yeah cause this is SUCH an imposition for you. two of me. like this isn't straight out of your wet dreams #the party: ?!?!???!?!?!#Siffrin: LOOP #Loop: ugh I know I know. banana time #u can tag as ship idc I do think they get frustrated a bunch of loops and make out about it so like #not too many times tho bc I CANNOT bear making this adventure the same level of suffering. cannot stress enough how this would be like #80% silly 20% angst #zilly art #in stars and time

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copythevoidentity · 2 months ago

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how to handle john egbert

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buddieroommates · 1 year ago

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#anyways I havent watched it yet cause im at work and i cannot physically handle this rn see you at 10 #also i was too lazy to change the pfps #911 spoilers #evan buckley #weewoo brainrot #eddie diaz #buddie #911 abc #chimney han #henrietta wilson

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pedgito · 1 year ago

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pedro woke up today and said i’m ending the entire fandom

#genuinely i hope he isn’t singing because physically i cannot handle that #pedro pascal

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rationales · 6 months ago

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#ion like the way they keep treating carolyn i'm hoping she outlives all them weird ass haters in the castle #the traitors #the traitors us #the traitors us 3 #carolyn wiger #*#big brother players stop embarrassing me at this point i'm hoping for my favs NOT to be on the show #vanessa... da'vonne... i need y'all keep ur asses at home i can't handle watching another one of y'all acting foolish i'm not strong enough #or at the very least we've outlived the need for bb players as traitors because they physically just cannot seem to do it lmao

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thereweredragonshere · 5 months ago

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Man I wish I could consume content that I like without nostalgia having to fuck it up and make it the viewing experience of hopelessness and despair

#the Minecraft soundtrack makes me so emotional #the fucking block game #I never play with in game music on because I physically mentally and emotionally cannot handle it 🫶🙏👍🤭💜#do not even get me started on httyd #weirdly enough it’s gift of the night fury that gets me the most out of any httyd media #I think it’s cuz I remember being so excited getting it on dvd for Christmas one year #elated I tell you #httyd #how to train your dragon #Minecraft #nostalgia #minecraft nostalgia #OH MY LORD MINECRAFT STORYMODE

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trentcrimminallybeautiful · 3 months ago

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something something au where recently divorced but still extremely closeted trent walks into a bar owned by beard and frequently bartended by ted

#thinking of so many facets to this. bartender ted works shockingly well on multiple levels #trent being both divorced and closeted bc Some Shit Is Going On There #something something the divorce was kind of messy but more just exhausted on both sides #neither understanding or willing to admit what exactly is going wrong #trent being like oh shit. i'm fucking. super gay. is actually kind of a relief to both of them even though #for a hot second she fully thinks he's making it up in a misguided attempt to make her feel better/make himself look better #anyway just the idea of trent wandering into a bar post divorce when it's not his day with crimmlet #feeling awful and exhausted and lonely #and more snappish than usual--his coworkers have noticed he's even more biting and standoffish than before--only to realize #a) this is a gay bar b) the bartender is really nice c) oh no he's gay for the bartender d) WAIT IS HE GAY #something something trent previously both deeply closeted and deeply convinced he is generally unattractive/adequate at best #has no idea how to handle multiple gay men hitting on him #some of them are drag queens. many of them are not.#trent blushing so hard his face feels physically hot when some bear flirts with him very explicitly:#oh. oh i didn't know it could feel like this????#and then there's of course the handsome bartender who is very very nice and sweet and trent's developing a megacrush at mach speed #but also feels kinda bad bc he is NOT gonna hit on a bartender. being gay does not change the rules of #flirting with someone who is on the job liek that--who has to be nice to you and cannot leave #is Bad and Rude. meanwhile ted has been making eyes at this newcomer all night and beards like man take your break i will man the bar #you keep forgetting to attend to everyone else bc youre too busy watching newbie twirl his hair at you #anyway the point is. unhappy closeted recently divorced trent accidentally walks into a gay bar #and walks out shyly glowing newly out and with the bartender's number. great bar 10/10 he's going back all the time #man is literally sitting at the bar with a sprite just talking to his bf while they're lovingly harassed by the regulars #about taking notes from lesbians with how fast they fell in love lmao #tedependent #gertspeak #tedtrent

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this-hopeless-war · 9 months ago

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i sent my friend this photo (they've read the book but aren't super into the outsiders other than when i'm outsidering at them and they've never seen anything from the musical) and they're first response was "SHES SO CHERRY VALANCE WHAT"

bro GETS IT!!

I can't get over how damn happy she looks

#/VPOS #MELODY ROSE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS #MY PHYSICAL FORM CANNOT HANDLE THIS/POS #I MUST ASCEND TO ANOTHER PLAIN OF EXISTENCE TO BE ABLE TO PROCESS THIS/POS #the outsiders #the outsiders musical #the outsiders broadway #the outsiders fandom #melody rose #cherry valance #cherry the outsiders #the outsiders cherry

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loudcackles · 8 months ago

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THE HAIR THE SMILE THE JACKET IM GONNA PERISH

#he’s so pretty i cannot physically handle this #joker out #kris guštin

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quirkycritters · 1 year ago

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“It’s getting worse again…”

#genshin impact #genshin impact fanart #genshin fanart #collei #genshin impact collei #my art #digital art #fanart #whats getting worse? MY BRAINROT. THATS WHAT.#note to self dont stay up to 2am drawing i physically CANNOT handle it #this is what finding 3 spot on character playlists does to my brain though

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bloopitynoot · 2 months ago

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Reading TGCF: Chapter 102

For those who don't know, I am reading TGCF for the first time and sharing my thoughts!

If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.

Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads TGCF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, the rules and vibe are the same.

Tonight I vibe with a pot of Oolong and chapter 102.

I have been working for 15 days straight and my body i feeling it lol. I am fairly certain I will be taking a sick day tomorrow for my mental health and wellness <3

(I promise I am okay, just very tired pals- it's been busy as heck)

For now, we turn to escapism with chapter 102!

Get him Hua Cheng <3 help this guy :( p285

Wait, does Hua Cheng really have no name at this point? I suppose he didn't get it until his supreme status (?) p286

"I swear to die following your highness" p287

The art! :) sad as hell but visually stunning depiction. p288

Question though: why was lang ying expecting to see white no face? p291 (I figured this out later- i confused him with someone else LMAO and I did remember the entire situation in xianle with him).

This is the worst! Human face disease keeps popping up and I hate it. How did he think that was his wife and kid on his body? He just let an evil as fuck ghost manipulate him into using himself as a vessel p293

Jeeze. Xie Lian on a quest for vengeance- thwarted absolutely. The bro he was going to kill just died in his arms after thanking him. p295

oh damn. He really just took care of all of Yong'An. p297

Bless Hua Cheng

He's over here doing all of the dirty work to limit the impact of Xie Lian's actions later. He's been taking care of him for so long and he didn't even realize it :'(

#bloopitynoot reads tgcf #tgcf mxtx #tgcf spoilers #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #lang ying #mxtx #the other fall of yong an #white no face #human face disease needs to stop #i physically cannot handle it

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something-random18 · 5 months ago

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personally, i feel like one of the most tragic tropes is right person, wrong time. like WDYM they found their soulmate BUT THE STARS STILL DIDN'T ALIGN?!?! MY HEARTTT

runner up is definitely right person not enough time (CAUSE THEY DIED OR FATE PULLED SOME BULLSHIT ON THEM). makes me curl up in a ball and die

#tropes #literature #right person wrong time #right person not enough time #la la land #nina zenik #matthias helvar #this is why i prefer happy endings cause i physically cannot handle stuff that doesn't end well #books #tragic endings

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soggy-fishsticks · 4 months ago

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Yoooooo this book fair is fire

every time I see my fav characters outside of fandom spaces, no matter how popular and widely known they are, I just absolutely lose my shit every single time

#sometimes it's to the point where I just. don't search for it. anywhere irl. or even online sometimes #I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE IT 😭😭😭😭#do any of you guys know what I mean????#when you see a character ANYWHERE and you're like hhh...HGRFGHJK...MM ARDGDJJHJKHKKRNGGVVGGG #i get so excited I physically can't stop shaking 😞#is this an autistic thing 😭#mutuals #asks #blog

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mo-ok · 1 year ago

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concussion king Yuma Ozora pls observe

#changeman #sentai #horsie my horsie #stop headbutting shit you moron you dont have enough brain cells as it is #cant watch zyuranger cause i cannot physically handle seeing my horsie in turmoil #like it was bad enough when they put him in situations in this damn show i genuinly cannot bring myself to watch him slowly die in another #anyway i love ozora a whole whole lot truly a top tier blue #i can feel myself standing atop a very slippery slope. i am walking dangerously close to the edge of the ozora glue trap #maybe i'll draw some blues (traitorous behavior i know)

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