#i pove him :(((((

[fairyofshampgyu]

Omg 44 Minute Soobin vlog im getting blessed

[kindaasrikal]

I’m sorry but why does Kai always sound so damn proud of himself at the worse moment.

“Not so fast!” And he looks like as if that made him sound so cool.

Pretending his toothbrush is a sword and looking all smug as toothpaste flys around. I know for a fact Jay and Cole mocked him after that. Zane has to remind them that they got bested by a guy with a toothbrush (he has a full recording of the entire thing, it’s blackmail)

“A pillow!” This guy was like the second leader of the group for a good while, how’d we reach this point 😭

[raybies-10]

HES JUST A LITTLE GUY!!!!!!! HE HELD MY HAND!!!! <333

[scamanderishredmayniac]

22 ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Scenes That Prove Newt Scamander Is The Most Entertaining And Wholesome Wizard

[lucy-the-cat]

headcanon that there were at least two Newblood whispers out there and Jon murdered both bc the first one would have been hostile and the second would have been so bad at "curing" Maven that honestly he would have been better off dead

[brazilian-whalien52]

I am still trying to understand what Phee did wrong for people to include him in the "must die" list

I mean, okay, he fought with non after he caught him "cheating". With the information that he had at the moment that was what he thought was happening and at the heat of the moment he was harmful. However, around two days later when was already trying to hear non side of the story?

Now he did join new crazy plan, but he just helped until certain point. Not the killing part and like that is okay? Does not mean that he doesn't like non because he does not want to murder people? He was still okay with the drugging and stuff which is way more than you would expect people to be okay with.

I guess there is the dating Jin thing, but he didn't actually knew what Jin did. He didn't even knew the whole story of what happened to Non and we don't have much idea of what they passed to him. The only information really was that Jin was the closest in the group to Non, which can affect how he started seeing Jin in a positive light.

[llycaons]

like in the way that I desperately want more older and younger siblings content about jyl and wwx (bc wwx is also a younger brother!), I desperately want more uncle and nephew content abt wwx and jin ling. like I know why jl's relationship w jc is the most popular one but jin ling is literally THE last remaining link wwx has to jyl that's not jc and they really were developing a relationship in the show and cared a lot about each other despite jl's deep conflict about his feelings, and I really wanted to see more of that...sometimes fics talk about it but I feel like you never see artwork

[callmelyc]

#2023JuLance

Week 3: Loverboy

"we need a distraction"

The words echo in lances mind as he watches the lights dim to nothing casting everything in pitch black.

"One that will hold attention long enough to snuff them out"

He takes a deep breath when the room falls to silence. Anticipation could be felt buzzing through the air, it was heedy, addicting-

"I have an idea"

Exhilarating.

The first note sounds, a secret signal from his team, the lights on the path come to life one by one causing excited murmur to envelope the room. Lance steps out into those first lights and with every step his form is more illuminated.

With every step the crowd roars.

He comes to a pause at the center, a smirk playing his lips "are we ready?" He says a bit sultry into the mic and the crowd explodes.

"Loverboy,loverboy,loverboy!" They chant, the lights lifting enough to dance across the massive concert crowd they'd managed to gather for this. And lance knows, this event will be one for the books.

A distraction without looking like one, a show streamed to the galaxies, a concert so big, a crowd so large its something lance knows popstars dream of.

And it's all for him.

All to catch an assassin.

Spotlights land on him, lances back is to the crowd as he starts the sway of his hip to the song. Red glittering fabric swishes around him when he spins to face his fans.

They scream, he chuckles. The music mellows to something softer, something more fitting.

The lyrics fall from his lips with ease.

"oh, did you miss me

Walk on water just to kiss me-"

Lances steps lead forward, walking slowly down the stage path lit for him in deeply colored hues. With ever step his heels click, with every step he sways his hips just enough to keep all eyes on him as he sings.

"Well come and get me,

Drag me out...destroy me"

A song chosen to double as a taunt, a song to serenade his onlookers into his presence.

"I've been expecting you, I'm ready-"

A plan that's both a distraction and a lure, lance hopes he's enough. His voice the siren call to capture everyone in its wake.

He continues his song keeping up with the slow but hypnotic dance across the stage, moving forward to back working the crowd with all he's got. Lance knows something is up when he spots Keith and shiro moving towards the stage from their original positions on the wall.

He pretends he doesn't notice.

The background chorus pidge had set for him is singing "dream girl, evil" when he hears it, there's movement not far behind him. Lance quietly curses, the mic not picking up on it yet it's too late to stop now.

They were supposed to get this guy before he reached the stage.

But it's no matter, he can deal.

So as lance does, he ups the anti. He puts more energy than this song normally has, puts his own twist to it, his own smugness to try and get this guy into the path his team needs.

"Oh, did I disappoint you-" he sings low, sultry

"did mommy make you sad?" A quick sharp glance to the side that snaps forward back to his crowd.

The movement pauses, but only briefly.

"do I remind you of everyone that made you mad?"

He steps to the left in time to dodge a hit "make me perfect, make me your fantasy~"

Lance dodges another by twirling gently to the right and kneeling to the ground. With every attempt he dodges with a dance making use of all the footwork he learned through dance classes, shiro and krolia.

No matter how hard this guy tries lance won't let him ruin this show, he sings on as if it's all apart of what these people came to see.

Another hip sway, a dramatic twirl to dodge again slowly inching this guy to the edge of the stage-

"Ya know I deserve it,

Take it out on me"

When the chorus hits he sings with power doing one last turn to kick this guy off the stage right into shiro and Keith's awaiting arms

"Am I your dream girl!"

Watching from his peripheral lance makes sure to strut forward gathering all eyes on him so no one sees his team escort a man out in handcuffs. The song continues on until it's finished, crowd cheering and roaring in glee.

He knows the mission is a success when the next song that plays is the ok signal.

He smirks again and puts on the show of a lifetime the rest of the night. Who would lance be if he didn't provide love for his adoring fans.

Later after he seduces his crowd and sings love songs for the entire universe his team shares that the mission went well, all thanks to their loverboy.

[skelebab]

Ya boi got himself some gell pens!

(don't mind the pencil smudges, I was afraid to erase them in case they smeared the ink)

[toxtricityamped]

I feel like I'm breaking up w my art teacher by choosing to take the traditional ap art class instead of the digital ap art class

[picklewednesday]

lock that fucker in the vault

[besttransboi]

MERBY CRISLERY EVRWYONE HAVE PICTUR OR CAT

[pomieszanesny]

Bro... q!Roier...

[sjarajac06]

Mermaid!Xie Lian

An ask! I pove draw him!

[thatgirlsza]

Favorite Position

Satoru Gojo

Satoru is a sucker for missionary. He could fuck you until he was numb in that position just to watch how softly and easily your body reacted to him. He poves at your face, stroking your cheeks with his fingers. From there, he pulls them down, strokes your shuddering body, and then grabs your ankles. He also loves hugging in the position; everything about it screams intimacy.

Kento Nanamih

He is big fan of the crab position. Not only to see you in perfect view, but because you are so exposed, he can touch and lick you anywhere, making you moan more. Also, he likes to thrust into you from under and watch you scrabble, sometimes leaning in and sucking on your pebbled nipples.

Suguru Getou

The lotus position is Suguru's favorite for a number of reasons. For one he cane easily suck lick and bite your skin, he can peer into your eyes and watch how they haze and blur up and than he can feel your soft fingers in his hair pulling in nothing but pleasure.

Toji Fushiguro

I am a big fan of the Sagittarius position. He loves how he has your thigh drapped on him, his muscles are holding you while he fucks you, and he has a beautiful view of your face and neck. What more could he ask for—a pretty face screaming his name and a wet cunt sucking him in?

Ryoumen Sukuna

Stand and deliver is the name of the game with Sukuna. Not only because it's the best method of teasing your weeping cunt on the fat head of his dick or how you go limp in his arms when you cough. But how incredibly good it feels to have you gathered in his arms; nothing brings him more satisfaction than having you to himself.

Ino Takuma

Ino loves to fold you up so your thighs are on your chest and your legs dangle about his shoulders while he pounds you. His addiction to kissing you and whispering sweet nothings in your mouth is well satisfied in this position, and most of all, he loves how he gets an intimate and close-up view of the girl he loves most.

Chousou

Cowgirl is Chousou's favorite thing because he can watch you pound yourself on him until you cum. Not only that, but he loves the way your hands are all over him, grabbing and searching as if to draw on the pleasure you both feel. More over, he loves to see that he can satisfy his girl so beautifully. Something in the way you look down at him makes his balls tighten.

[002yb]

My heart???? I pove the amnesiac Jason being in love AGAIN with Dick. Please give us all your thoughts and Bruce and Tim and Damian and Alfred aaaaa

The trope of Jason having an undying crush on Dick Grayson is one that I'll shoehorn into every bit of anything I ever write, hahaha. I love it so much; it's so sweet. Thank you for following along with the secretary AU though. //u/// Here's some general thoughts for them:

Bruce

There are times Bruce has to do his job. Unfortunately, part of that job includes playing nice with his employees. A lot of people want to get in good with the CEO so that they'll be better favored for promotions. Rubbing elbows is part of corporate culture.

Only Jason doesn't give a fuck. Do you have an appointment? Of course they don't; Jason sure as hell didn't make one for them. Get outta here.

Just Jason being the most ornery secretary/assistant, an actual guard dog outside of Bruce's office.

Meanwhile Bruce just looking on from the glass panes separating them and being so smitten because look at his boy - small as he ever was and just as fierce as before. Viciousness being innately Jason and Bruce appreciating it in a way he hadn't before.

And when Jason finally shoos whatever bootlicker comes along, he sits back in his chair with a huff, before glancing at Bruce and smiling that ornery little smirk and Bruce loves him so damn much.

Unrelated: when Bruce can't stay on task, Jason moves himself to temporarily sit in Bruce's office with him. Just sitting across from Bruce at his desk and supervising because they've got deadlines, boss.

The above is a strategy Bruce employs to get Jason closer to him. It works up until Jason realizes what Bruce is doing, after which Jason withholds himself until Bruce does his job and Bruce is despondent over it, of course, but also a little humored and fond and affectionate because that's his boy.

Alfred

The way this man fishes for information on his grandbaby (Damian) being so next level. He laments to Jason about how he always wanted grandchildren, but... *sidelong glance to Bruce who straightens up in his office*

The joke being that Damian is actually Bruce's kid, only Jason still hasn't brought Damian around so they can't confirm anything.

Anyway, Jason shares pictures and Alfred adores them. Especially the ones that have both Jason and Damian in them.

And Alfred is a gentleman, a professional. He doesn't get cranky, only he does hahaha. Because he wants Jason home and he wants to meet his (great) grandbaby, Master Bruce. l<

Until they can sort that though, Alfred is very doting to Jason and Damian. He can't overstep, but when opportunity presents itself, Alfred offers up recipes that he knows Jason will like and that would be appropriate for a fussy child. He offers up little caretaking tips and tricks and bites back chortles when Jason jokes about trying them on Bruce.

Alfred startling when he gets a text from Jason one day asking for help with a sick child

And Alfred is halfway to the garage before he realizes how inappropriate that would be so he parks himself right beside the door just in case Jason requests him

Which he doesn't, which breaks Alfred's heart. But Jason does call and Alfred is able to talk Jason down and help him through whatever crisis Damian has brought on.

And later, Jason passing along a thank you card that Damian also contributed some baby scribbles to. Along with a little gift, a tea cup, that Damian helped pick out. Because they're really grateful and Alfred is composed about it until he gets back to the car and then he just holds this sweet note and gift and mourns how he wants his family back ahhhhhhhhhh

But Alfred is a strong person and bears the strain of it all and carries on.

It's his new favorite cup though ;U;

Dick

Dick uses the excuse of meeting Bruce and Tim for lunch all of once before he boldly asks Jason out

Bruce's jaw drops so fast. He's damn near tripping over every bit of furniture in his office and his own two feet, scrambling to the door where he falls dramatically against the frame with a lie that he needs Jason to fetch xyz thing from xyz area of WE

Once Jason is out of earshot, Bruce glowering so hard at Dick because don't lead their boy on; get those foul thoughts out of his head

And Dick just here without one impure thought in his head (yet) and being very l: because really, Bruce? Dick would never (only he will).

Anyway, Bruce cockblocking even the most innocent of interactions and Jason being a bit ._. about it because he's never so busy as when Dick turns up to say hi.

Just Dick surprising Jason at the office with drinks and food, little pick-me-ups. And here's the thing - Dick doesn't know Jason like Alfred does. He doesn't know Jason's favorites or things he doesn't. He's figuring it all out in the moment and he keeps making efforts and there's a level of guilt there for not doing this before, sure, but there's also enjoyment because it's Jason and ahhhhhh

When Dick brings by the pick-me-ups and leans against Jason's desk or pulls up a chair to sit across from him and loaf around for a few minutes, Bruce and Tim are just l: because really? Nothing for them?

And Dick laughs because, 'no, Jason's special.'

Which just slays Jason where he stands as he misinterprets Dick's (current) interests and intentions

Something something Dick picking Jason up after work on his bike. And both Bruce and Alfred send death glares Dick's way, but Dick just smiles that cheeky Robin smile at them before helping Jason up behind him and telling him to hold tight

Alfred relents with his petulance immediately if only because his boys look so happy; this is how it should have always been

Bruce, on the other hand, is getting into the car and telling Alfred to follow them immediately, don't lose sight of them! D<

Tim

Copy room meet-cute scenario. Where Tim is about to commit property damage because all the copiers keep jamming on him and he doesn't have the fucking time; he's got a meeting in x number of hours and he needs to prep all the materials and the interns aren't there to help because Tim didn't finish the reports until x o'clock and he's stressed and just got off of patrol he doesn't have time to fight and be bested by a fucking copier and-- 'here, let me help.'

It's Robin. Jason. It's Jason. And Tim feels Jason looks as heroic as he ever did back when the mantle was his to wear.

Jason doing the copying for Tim and brushing off the gratitude. 'I'd rather not explain to the boss that all our copiers were thrashed in the midst of someone's corporate rage ¬‿¬' before it settles on a shrugged, self-aware, 'you take over a lot of boss's work, so it makes sense that I help you, no?'

The stress leaving Tim slowly but surely as Jason and he work side by side to put together Tim's meeting presentation materials for all of the board members/xxxxxx department heads/etc.

Not much chatter, but at the end after Bruce turns up and causes a scene (because Jason is missing from his desk and 'where is he!?') Jason turns to Tim with a crooked smile and insists that if Tim needs help with anything, Jason's there.

And Tim is left there being all awestruck and a little flushed

Plenty of casual interactions after that. Just casual greetings in the morning. Teasing from Jason that disguises blatant check-ins to make sure Tim is good. Which he is. Tim's embarrassed about it, but he notices Bruce taking back some of the work he pushed off onto Tim and...it's better.

So much banter though as they get comfortable. And Tim still sees Robin, but he starts to see Jason more and he likes him a lot.

Tim going to see Bruce and Jason knowing Tim is cool, but tormenting him anyway with the whole 'you got an appt, sir?' shtick

Jason sneakily switching out coffee with water and snickering when he catches Tim grimacing, head snapping to look Jason's direction while Jason gives a cheeky wave

Tim being teased as the next Brucie because of the supposed 'flirtiness' of their interactions; it's a scandal waiting to happen, he's following in Bruce's footsteps, etc. etc.

Tim is embarrassed about the rumors that start to circulate. He doesn't even flinch when Bruce looms over him with a rough demand of, 'what are your intentions with Jason?' like Tim is doing anything uncouth, come on man

Whether because Tim is genuinely interested or he wants to mess with Bruce (in retaliation for the copious amount of work Bruce has passed on to him), Tim pointedly asking Jason out. Right outside of Bruce's office.

Damian

Weeks later, Bruce still creeps outside of Jason's apartment. He hates the neighborhood. Crime rates are too high and the apartment isn't up to code, but he hasn't figured how to tell Jason to move yet. Telling his boy to come home would be inappropriate, as would buying the property beside the manor for Jason to have. He'll figure something out, but before that--

A flutter of sheer curtains and movement in Jason's apartment.

Bruce being persistently curious about the child, Damian, but not having much information outside of passing commentary from Jason (but mostly shared stories from Alfred).

The child is always well-guarded. Regardless of how Tim has tried to get close, the tutors that are with Damian are always very alert. Which is...good. But not conducive to the answers Bruce wants.

Anyway, Bruce being a creep outside of Jason's apartment. Listening in on recently placed bugs and startling because Damian talks.

Apparently Damian has aspirations to be Batman. And Jason humors him even as he laughs under his breath because why.

And to sucker-punch Bruce in the throat, Damian makes a proclamation that wounds Bruce deeply: 'To protect you.'

Jason being all endeared and sweeping Damian up off the ground to hold on his hip and smacking his head with a kiss

'Why not Robin?'

There's a pause, but Damian is quick even at such a young age and proclaims, 'Because you will be my Robin.'

And Bruce just cries on the inside a bit because ouch.

What started as a Damian section became a Dickjay with a Damian cameo section. Truth be told, idk how hold Damian should be.

Where the first member of the batfam Damian meets is actually Dick

Jason invites Dick up after Dick brings him home one evening

And Dick is so happy to be welcomed into this private part of Jason's life - smug because Dick is the first of them to be welcomed and this is an enormous step up from always being the last to know anything

Jason switching off with the tutor (LoA assassin lol) and the assassin and Dick eyeing each other up as they pass one another by because they both sense something's off about one another, just not what

Anyway, Jason locks up (extensive; perfect for the neighborhood, but also hopeful of all that Robin training having lingered in the back of Jason's head) then excuses himself to check that Damian was put to bed properly

Dick taking the opportunity to look around and being so enamored with every detail. There aren't many personal belongings, but there's enough. Used books and well-loved art supplies; second-hand furniture and a half-knitted blanket. There are drawings posted up on the fridge that Dick looks over fondly: depictions of Damian and Jason and few others that make up his family (which spoilers is gonna include Dick once Damian and Dick come to an understanding about Jason)

Anyway, Jason is so proud of Damian's artistic endeavors - a new hobby that Jason encouraged because Damian is otherwise so serious and morose for such a little guy. And Jason's smile when he talks about it, fuck. It's devastating. Dick could listen to Jason talk about this forever - he would love that.

Instead they talk about other things while they have a nightcap. They keep their voices low. Hushed so they don't disturb Damian in the next room.

By this point Dick would be well aware that Jason is still a sassy, ornery little menace firecracker, but it's still a joy to experience it. To trade quips, to banter. Keeping up with Jason's wit and playing a playful game of who has the sharper tongue.

It's them curled on either end of a stubby, narrow couch. Where Jason reaches out his sock-clad foot to shove at Dick's leg and Dick catches him and squeezes and holds on, a mindfully mindless point of contact - tentatively intimate.

And Dick isn't aware of how intimate the moment is - how captivated he is by Jason until suddenly a kid comes between them, face pinched as they click their tongue (and oh, that's a habit of Jason's, isn't it? Cute), taking Dick's hand in the tiniest of grips and forcibly removing Dick from Jason

Then Damian buries himself in Jason's chest before peeking back to glare at Dick. The declaration is clear as anything: he's mine

Jason introduces him, but Damian having none of it because Jason's attention being on another man? In their home? Unforgivable.

Jason being flummoxed because what? He's allowed to have friends, Damian.

No.

Dick smiles at that. He might understand that desire to be possessive.

Introductions made, but Damian being very grumpy

Child rearing difficulties for Jason with setting boundaries and getting Damian to bed because he wants to spend time with Dick, but Damian doesn't want to share

And Dick wants more of Jason. Of course he does, but he's not going to put Jason in a position to pick. Never. So he calls it a night so that Jason can take care of Damian. That besides, it's late. They should both turn in.

Jason grumbling and being a little petulant about it as he sees Dick out at the door, Damian nestled in his arms and resting on his hip, arms wrapped tight around Jason's neck. But really? He'd stay up all night. It's been nice.

Their parting being all sorts of electric although there's nothing more than lingering gazes and slow pull aways and second looks over shoulders only to catch one another still there and sheepish, giddy titters ahhhhhh

Jason resting his back against the closed door while Dick sort of bounces down the hall, invigorated and happy and excited for next time

Next time being: just an hour later when Jason texts to see if Dick made it home safely

They proceed to text through the night and come the following day when Jason looks exhausted? Bruce is concerned. When Dick comes in later with Jason's choice caffeine, looking just as tired? Bruce quickly switches to paranoid because what's happening and why and how does he stop it? l:

Still waffling with how Damian should be, hence his section being a little scarce/vague. It'll get there!