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pomieszanesny · 10 months

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Bro... q!Roier...

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kooldewd123 · 2 months

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clipping this specific question from the scott cawthon interview because wow does this explain a lot about security breach

#i understand what he was trying to do here #but you need to communicate that better man #although interesting that the more environmental storytelling of sb was his idea #because i think we all sort of assumed that was on steel wool's side #also wow burntrap cannot catch a break #first scott complains he doesn't like the name and now this #fnaf #fnaf sb #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #scott cawthon #kool #koolmathgames.com

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doctorwhommm · 2 months

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tfw you shoot your boss but he comes back to life so you organise an impromptu mutiny against your him which leads to you accidentally bringing about the literal biblical apocalypse which is only stopped by your immortal boss dying for good this time but psych he actually comes back to life AGAIN and then immediately runs away whilst you’re on a coffee run and you don’t hear from him until a few months later when he’s suddenly a wanted terrorist on the news with his toxic ex and some random junior doctor

#torchwood #ianto jones #gwen cooper #toshiko sato #owen harper #captain jack harkness #torchwood fanart #torchwood s1 #doctor who #doctor who s3 #tosh is so tired fr #like brother what is Jack getting up to now !!!!#meanwhile Jack is having the worst time of his long life #bro was betrayed by his team then shot by them then had to give his lifesource to stop the actual devil #THEN he got flung to the end of the universe where his toxic ex told him that he was fundamentally wrong and bad™️#THEN he becomes a wanted criminal and then gets tortured by his toxic space ex’s toxic space ex in the most horrific way for a year #AND THEN he comes back and his OTHER toxic space ex tries to kill his team this man CANNOT CATCH A BREAK

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sniperdadmaccready · 1 month

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Since everyone loved the Arcade entry so much. Here you go Boone Nation, enjoy your man <3

#craig boone #man cannot catch a break when the official guide is saying shit like this about him RIP #fnv #fallout new vegas

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blue-absurd-lark · 2 months

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you know what really pissed me off? in the simulated reality brainiac created for clark, which could look however the hell he wanted, that waste of metal still made clark feel like the odd one out and never before had I wanted to punch a computer so badly.

#like come on #the man cannot catch a break #my adventures with superman spoilers #my adventures with superman

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alicent-archive · 3 months

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If I had a nickel for every time Otto Hightower was fired from the same job I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

#my poor man cannot catch a break #like father like son #hotd #house of the dragon #otto hightower #text #team green #hotd s2 spoilers #my own

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dizzybizz · 2 years

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incoherent mumbling and whimpering and sobbing and-

#i just cant catch a break man-#first ch100 of tbhk and now this?? in one day???? youre trying to kill me #this is very messy bc i physically cannot handle anything more rn #i am in shambles and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHhHHHH #WEEEEEEEEEEEEHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i didnt know what to title this help how do i encapsulate my thoughts into a title wtf man omfg #also this is probs inspired by chippuyons piece for ep9?? i couldnt tell u tbh i drew this in a haze but shout out to him frfr #buddy daddies #buddy daddy spoilers #miri unasaka #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #uhm #misaki unasaka #shes like a pixel but shes there trust me #fanart #my art #alright i need to fucking go do something- anything.... pls 😭😭😭😭

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synthshenanigans · 10 months

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Gettin this out in case anyone's confused & not in the discord to see the announcement but there's a song uploaded onto Jash's Spotify that he didn't make nor put out

Bro is confused as well so idk what's goin on either [the message from Jash himself is below v]

Wanted to quickly say that here so non discord pals can know!

[Edit: its like 99% likely this is the same person that messed with JH's Spotify. It has the exact same song & writers name. Also, the person is prolly just doing this for shits & giggles. So like don't give em much attention or anythin]

#bro cannot catch a break with these music websites i stg #either they release his music late/early or put out songs that aren't even his #at best they struggle with lyrics rip #anyway so like don't panic or anythin but also be wary of it lol #rip CJ tho man poor dude cant even post music as he wants #chonny jash #moss post #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cj mind #cj heart #cj soul #putting this under the extra tags so others can see it apologies

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queenpanpan · 6 months

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I love it when I come back from tik tok hiatus only for the algorithm to absolutely eff my ay so here you go tumblr tdlosk be upon ye

#the disastrous life of saiki k.#tdlosk #kusuo saiki #saiki k #toritsuka reita #auira mikoto #the psychics <33 #my personal belief is that Saiki and auria love bullying the fuck out of toritsuka #like man CANNOT catch a break

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yuripira4e · 5 months

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I want to preface this post by saying that I love the cat king as a character, especially one that has such a major impact on Edwin and his relationship with his queerness and learning to be okay with it; HOWEVER, I also believe that everyone that genuinely believes he should be a love interest for Edwin should read this. (Also if you just like the cat king as a character and want to understand his character better and why his and Edwin’s relationship is not something that would be healthy or “real” for either)

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #the cat king #i do not ship them but I don’t want to hate on those who do (mostly) I just want to kind of inform people of the creators meaning for their #Relationship because I keep seeing people saying they hope they get together in s2 and it’s really confusing to me #Their relationship stems from the cat kings own narcissism and predatory behavior and Edwin’s need for someone to push him into under #Standing that his queerness doesn’t have to be torture and can be something giddy #even if he doesn’t return those feelings #The cat king does like Edwin but he doesn’t know anything about him. He likes the game and then he likes the kindness he’s shown despite #Knowing the cruelty he’s presented to Edwin #Queerness and preformance always go hand in hand #He’s a older secretly insecure character #Edwin is the younger #genuinely kind character that shows him that projecting his hurt will never get him what he wants #It’s about the isolation of queerness and the walls put up and the coping mechanism used to protect yourself even at the risk of hurting #Those just like you. That kiss from edwin was to say “I’m sorry your loneliness had caused you to be cruel. It’s the easiest way to feel.#And while I cannot and will not give you what you want or need #you deserve to feel happy and not like you have to gain the attention of uninterested people #I can’t even explain all my thoughts about their dynamic it’s just so much it’s just about the predadation from older queers because of #The trauma they’ve endured and the cycle of hurt and the way we can break the cycle with kindness while also protecting our youths by #Healing those traumas #Something the cat king learns and accepts #Off topic but I don’t like people defending their age gap because #Yes; Edwin is 86 #but he died with a teenage boy brain and then spent 70 of those years in hell where he certainly was not getting his brain developed while #The cat king has possibly hundreds of years of sentience and experience. The power imbalance is not if y’all. And that part of their dynami #Is actually very clear I think but some people didn’t catch it?? Or didn’t care??? Idk man

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chicago-geniza · 5 days

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My mom emailed to ask how I'm feeling and I sent her a screenshot of the Chicago weekly asthma weather report where every day ranges from High to Extreme risk for weather-related asthma attacks lmao

#Feels bad man #Used my rescue inhaler 3 times yesterday and only once from running to catch the bus #Truly feel like shit because I cannot breathe. Them's the breaks

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sorcerysword · 9 months

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the wizard: *just learned about the creation of the universe and is apart of another spiral-wide prophecy AND was threatened by the literal Creators of the Universe*

tarrak: haha why do you look scared lol anyways who wants a story time!!!

#wizard101 #THE WIZARD CANNOT CATCH A BREAK FR!!!!!#i am finally getting thru arc 3 and GOD I LOVE THE STORYLINE BUT MAN!!!!!!!!#old cob lowkey a big fave. hes like yeah this is so fucked up for you my dude. anyways im the devil from the bible

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snnumntik · 3 months

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they fucking killed him..................

#scavengers reign #scavengers reign spoilers #ifkyk #I CANNOT get over this #i finished the episode and cried and continued to say they fucking killed him for like an hour #my mans could NOT catch a break #:( i was hoping somehow they'd save him or he'd become part of the ecosystem like levi did (via corpse flower) but no #they gave him the kindest death they could. by his own hand. making sure someone made it safely to the ship so they could save the crew #in his place #a death that isn't shown grotesquely on screen. just something quiet #im happy he got a kinder end. but i sure wish he could've had a kinder run too

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irregularbillcipher · 7 months

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“doomed by the narrative” this, “doomed by the narrative” that, literally none of your blorbos are him

#for anyone who doesn’t know starkid’s stuff this isn’t actually a joke #he dies in literally every single timeline he is in and often dies twice because his insane future self #is nearly always wandering around the same timeline #and eldritch god looked at him and for no apparent reason went ‘ooooh the skrunkle 💖💖💖 I hope he explodes’#and then made sure that he does and goes insane and ruins his own life in every single timeline #and then when he dies in his physical form he goes to the bastard box so that eldritch god can torture him more #like ‘facilitates him traveling through time so he can accidentally kill his first love and best friend who he thought left his life’#‘without any warning and who he has been grieving and ruining his life over ever since’ type messing with #and there’s like no reason for the god to be so obsessed with this man he is LITERALLY just a sleazeball office worker #AND said god has a weird fixation on his little brother too!!!#literally cannot catch a fuckibg break #also said god is usually called Tinky which is just another layer. imagine your life being ruined by a game named after a teletubbie #the narrative HATES this guy

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girlwiththegreenhat · 5 months

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having just made it to KITT vs KARR i stand by my point that KARR has done nothing wrong ever in his life

#liz blogs #karr #kr #knight rider #knight rider spoilers #goofy tag to use for a 40 year old show but listen.#uh. i do what i want FDBHJGSBHJDFGBJHDSFG #BRO WAS DEALT SUUUUUCH A DIRTY HAND IN LIFE. GOD. HE CANNOT CATCH A BREAK #maybe if people were nice to him and everyone wasnt always using/abandoning him for no reason he wouldn't be mean :(#listen if i was a robot and i was programmed poorly/Evil and then blamed for it shut down and left to rot in a warehouse #I WOULD BE PISSED OFF TOO !!!! UNFAIR. MEAN TO HIM. RUDE. Y'ALL ARE ASSHOLES !!!!!!!!!!!#and then you get woken up and try to Leave and everyones calling you evil for it. like. bruh he has consistently been the victim of bullshi #leave him aloooooooone hes scared :(#karr haters do not interact. he is misunderstood #like yeah maybe he almost did a little homicide and a fuckton of theft but. i could fix him #i think if he had One (1) friend he would be normal. one guy on his side that isn't trying to do crimes #rip this is the 1980s my man is NOT getting understanding and a redemption arc but he DESERVES one #WE *CAN* STEVEN UNlVERSE OUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE GUYS. TRUST ME #also love that he drove off a cliff and EXPLODED in his first ep and now hes just. there. under the sand. in one piece. for some reason #built like the iron giant he literally pulled himself together but could not pull himself outta the sand #making a get-along shirt the size of a two car garage and shoving kitt and karr both into it. be nice. make up. right now

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aromanticasterisms · 5 months

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my god okay when jing yuan gave us the abacus i thought that would see use in like an endgame sort of nanook fight situation not THE NEXT ARC. are you kidding me. okay post canceled i finished penacony

#personal stuff #seraph plays star rail #star rail spoilers #i saw it in the trailer and i said no. now come on.#it gets a pass though because i'm a sappy bitch.#''my friends are also once in a lifetime treasures'' COME ONN [said through tears]#listen LISTEN when reserved characters in no uncertain terms say how much they love their friends.... waa..#also. like i think i saw misha as the watchmaker coming.#misha is a diminutive of mikhail it's not that surprising #what i did not see coming was MISHA FUCKING DIES.#and gallagher too. potentially. idk i haven't gotten there yet but he's saying ominous shit. come on man #anyway REALLY fun stuff going on in penacony i am eating it voraciously #the twist with sunday... the trailblaze stuff... DAN HENG...#my man cannot catch a break #but YEAH i am really really loving how they're diving more into aeon stuff as well as relic lore #with mikhail and firefly and acheron #and just auuugh. the ideals of order vs harmony. they are going HARD on the catholicism with sunday my god #BUT THE FACT THAT ALL THROUGH IT HE LOVES HIS SISTER. PUNCHES GROUND #post canceled [abacus-wise] i finished penacony! it was all a dream!!

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