#i promise to be normal

[i-mean-technically]

Humans are Space Horrors Pt 1/???

Let's be honest guys, humans are weird even to each other. Our planet is a Death World, add in Unicron and that takes on a whole new meaning.

Our stomachs can break down almost anything, we can recover from literally anything if given enough time, we see a dangerous predator and shout "KITTY".

We see something tall we climb it.

We see something and ask all the questions about.

We turn things into something it was never designed for.

We went to the goddamn Moon with a computer that had the processing power of a lesser calculator nowadays.

Humans are inventive, ingenuitive, curious, insatiable.

And honestly I feel like that would terrify Cybertronians.

In the best and worst ways possible.

Let's use Ratchet as in example.

He'd see us as small, delicate, dumb (affectionate) little things that need tending. And he's not wrong, to a point. But we've been doing this a long time by out standards.

We know what we're doing. (Kinda)

Humans can easily make drops of 10 ft or more. We regularly dive off of boards from higher into 30ft of water. We allow half tamed predators into our homes.

Humans be wild man.

[simpfornegan]

i need obikin moots so bad, i can’t contain these thoughts any longer…

[grasslandgirl]

“no one will notice if you stop posting/talking/texting/etc” is the mind killer. it is the evil. it is the little childhood version of myself who feels so insignificant and unwanted but she IS wanted. I am wanted and loved and noticed even if I can’t see it right now

[cancatsdraw]

[winter1girls]

[pookiesatoru]

✰ . . . minors do not interact !

gojo and you fucking in missionary makes him dangerously sensitive as it is because he feels so much love as he looks down at you. how pretty you look, how a layer of sweats coats your skin. how your hair is a mess after multiple rounds. how you’re reaching out and grabbing at any part of his body for some form of stability while he fucks your cunt. he can see how you two are a mess where you both join, splatters of your wetness and white sticky remnants of his from previous rounds. you look so stunning. so so so beautiful.

he’s on the verge of cumming every second when you fuck missionary. he adores how he can see you flutter your eyes open and look so fucked out but still gaze at him with love. he gets even more sensitive the second you run your fingers through his undercut. he's groaning, hips faltering as he visibly shivers. feeling the pads of your fingers against his undercut is one thing but feeling your nails against them? that's another. three more thrusts and he's got his balls flushed against you, letting them drain, emptying them right into you.

[funkyboxofinterests]

Sometimes Raph misses being small

[geezmarty]

wyll has so many comments in game about how much he likes astarion’s hair hey man whats up with that

[simcardiac-arrested]

moodboard for when you’re fucking caged

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Afton kids got interesting coping mechanisms

[o0kawaii0o]

Wet cheese

[i-mean-technically]

Been thinkin' about Transformers AUs lately and I gotta say that one in particular that has me near feral is humans turning into bots.

I know, I know, its an overdone trope, but-

Bear with me here.

SO-

Season 2 ending am i right? Intense shit happening there.

Let's make it worse.

So the Omega Lock is tested on Cybertron and does work! It restored a building to prewar status, and bc Megs is a greedy little whore man he turns it onto Earth bc, and i quote "Why rule one world when i can rule two?"

So Megafuck opens a space bridge and fires da lazahs thru it to glass Earth with molten metal to be reformed into his ideal world. That's his thinking anyway.

But that's not what happens.

What happens is that Unicron, who ya know is at the center of our planet (and it could be argued that all life on Earth is descendant from him), has pieces of himself everywhere right? He was able to form physical bodies in places with high ore concentrations. Meaning that all metal on our planet is from the sleeping dead god.

Which we also have in our bodies. Literally have iron in our blood.

What happens, and stay with me now, what happens is that when the beam hits Earth.... the whole planet is transformed. A fusing of metal and organic happens, billions crying out in fear and surprise before going silent.

Welcome to Earth 2.0. The world is watching you.

[verflares]

i've been looking everywhere for you!

[bowenoke]

not a real hc i have abt the watchers its just that the sentence "the watchers top surgeried grian" is so so funny to me.

I was gonna apologize for the accidental horror but I did remember that this is the story where they beat each other to death so like

[taffywabbit]

i have lots of flaws but i do at least take a fair amount of comfort knowing that, if i were a customer NPC in a fast food/retail management game, i would be one of the chill early-level ones that can wait a super long time before they start getting impatient, and you breathe a sigh of a relief when you see them show up in a harder level

[runningwithscizzorz]

So how about that live stream? We all freaking out over Narinder's picture framed on the Lamb's desk?🤣 💥Slightly suggestive drawing below because it was five in the morning and I hadn't slept at all💥