#i say this as i open up dbd to play btw

[timothylawrence]

i need a new online game that isnt dbd or apex aaaaaaa

[anotheruserwithnoname]

Could Jenna Coleman someday appear on Dead Boy Detectives?

This is a follow-up to an earlier speculation post I made on the subject of the new TV series Dead Boy Detectives. It is not a spoiler, really, as it involves information apparently revealed by its trailer (and confirmed apparently early on in its first episode). Still, for courtesy, I will put a spoiler break here:

With the confirmation (again, via its trailer) that Dead Boy Detectives is set in the same continuity as The Sandman TV series, as indicated by a character/actor crossover, plus the fact the original comic book characters were tied in with Sandman (though initially more connected to Doom Patrol, I believe), that really does open the question of whether a future DBD episode might conceivably have a guest appearance by Jenna Coleman as Johanna Constantine. I won't name the character that appears in the DBD first episode, but if they (pronoun not intended as clue btw) can appear, then that totally opens the door for Jenna to cross over, just as, say, Melissa Benoist appeared as Supergirl in a few Flash episodes and the actor who played Kid Flash (whose name escapes me) joined the Legends of Tomorrow for a while. And of course Matt Ryan's John Constantine had his own TV series and I think appeared on Arrow before joining Legends.

This assumes of course that Jenna hasn't already filmed an appearance (I do not know if all episodes of DBD season 1 came out at once - it's on Netflix so could be that or weekly release), or that DBD (which, ironically, is a reimagining of an earlier iteration starring David Tennant's son that was rolled into the Doom Patrol series as a "backdoor pilot" - which itself had an arm's length connection to the Arrowverse thanks to a reference in Crisis on Infinite Earths) continues beyond its first season. (Full disclosure: I had never heard of Dead Boy Detectives before a few months ago, and I have no idea whether or not the new series is actually any good.)

Time will tell if we ever get a Johanna Constantine spin-off series (a lot will depend on whether the planned John Constantine series at HBO ever gets off the ground), but having her appear in DBD wouldn't be a bad bonus.

[nesyaks-art-dump]

The Clown Dream

I had a nightmare involving a clown that I don’t exactly remember much of, but I felt fear in my heart towards the end so that’s why I’m talking about it. So what happened was me and my family, alongside my extended family, were having dinner at a restaurant inside my cousin’s house(?). The clown was already there and he closely resembled Art from Terrifier, which is odd because I never saw those movies and only know him from Pixel Bush’s video on Terrifier in DBD. I called him Archie in the dream and continued to call him that once I woke up until I looked up what his name was, so I’ll just call the clown Archie. Anyway, Archie was scaring the hell out of me (can’t remember why) so I started loading a comically large revolver that could hold 8 bullets with 5 blanks and 1 real bullet (my cousin had shot a blank earlier, don’t remember why). My plan was to have my family play Russian roulette with this gun and have Archie shoot himself with the real bullet. (Oh yeah my family wasn’t scared of Archie or the gun at all btw, they were completely oblivious to the fact that he was a monster, because yes, I recognized him as a serial killer.) I started loading the gun, trying my hardest not to seem suspicious as to why, talking to myself as I was loading the gun, having a hard time counting the bullets and the bullet slots. Archie noticed I was fumbling with the gun but I didn’t notice him looking at me. Once I loaded the gun I got my family to play Russian roulette, everyone was fine with it and I could not tell you why. I guess I got up to leave for some reason (don’t remember why) and when I came back, Archie and the revolver were gone. Panicking, I asked where he went and an older relative of mine told me that he went to the restroom and took the gun with him. This obviously made me freak out even more, resulting in me telling this older relative what my plan was before bolting it out the door, attempting to run away. Before I ran out though, this older relative sounded more disappointed in me when he said, “Now why would you do that?” Instead of scolding me for doing something so obviously insane. As I was running away my mind was racing, telling me that he knows, Archie knows and now he’s coming for me, I had to run, run for the rest of my life, but where would I go? I turn around in a panic and see him standing in the middle of the road, people walking by as if they don’t even notice him. I start sliding towards him, almost as if my body was dolly zooming. (That was the moment I felt fear in my body as I was dreaming.) “Why am I walking towards him?” I thought to myself as Archie was walking away from me with a red balloon in his hand. Archie turned around to face me and I heard a dramatic boom noise, I froze in place as he stared at me from a distance. Slowly, I started backing away, turning around to continue running only to see Archie was standing right behind with arms out, ready to catch me. He said something like, “Right into mother’s warm embrace.” Before putting his arms down and opening the car door right next to him. I was so close to escaping as the train tracks for the train was directly behind him, the train was pulling up now. I started crying as I looked into Archie’s car and saw tools I can’t possibly describe because it was this point that my body was trying to get me to wake up, my vision within the dream becoming fuzzy. Archie was trying to calm me down, shushing me and saying that everything was going to be okay in a clam and soothing voice. “Please…” I pleaded, wracked with fear. “Please don’t kill me.” That was the last thing I said before waking up, the fuzz from my body telling to wake up slowly vanishing.

I think this is a sign...

In my haste to write this out I forgot to mention that Archie said (Or was it me thinking that's what he wanted? I don't really remember.) that he was going to make me his "pet".

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

“My play style is to immediately tunnel people the moment they get unHooked to ensure I get at least 1 Kill, but if someone has Decisive Strike then they’re toxic asshole!” Just say you’re not good at the game and go.

So Jake led this Michael on a 5 Gen Chase and finally got downed after the last Gen popped. Michael then camps the Hook and takes up a position sort of out of the way but the red stain gives his position away so it was kind of pointless. I have Borrowed Time so I crouch around the corner. This is near an open door. He got Hooked right around the corner, in a corner that should be able to give Michael the ability to see every direction. But Michael forgot to check all sides so he only faced one direction and stayed that way. So I slipped behind Michael close enough to touch his ass, moved around the other side of the Hook, and then unHooked Jake when Michael turned away. He goes Tier 3 instantly but BT activated and we all were able to Sprint Burst right out the Exit! It was great!

Got rescued off the Hook and the camping Leatherface downs me immediately. Then decides to pick me up. After wasting 2 Gens Chasing me and 2 Gens camping me mind you. And Ace, who had just saved me, got a Flishlight Blind so I can go free. And what does this pansy ass lil bitch of Killer do? Rage-quit. So you can play toxic and shit but someone does something even somewhat toxic in return and it’s the end of the world for you. Are there any Leatherface mains who can handle getting outplayed(because they made dumb decisions) for a whole second or am I just unlucky with the ones I get stuck playing against? Dude decided to pick me up face to face with the Flashlight guy! Instead of downing Ace first, he had to tunnel someone and because of his own fuck up, I got to go free. As if he wouldn’t have been able to swing his chainsaw and down both of us seconds later. ffs

I got stuck with an swf group that abandoned me even after my Injured ass Rescued all three of them from their Hooks in order. I’m getting Chased and each one of them gets Healed up fine, and then they Escape one by one with still 1 Gen left. I got Killed after never being Hooked all match cuz of that. The one sent me a message saying ‘sry bro but it was u or us and we chose us’. And what do you know, I got the same swf team in my next round! I didn’t save any of them. I brought my own Key so when the last dude and I were left, I left him on the Hook while I went to find the Hatch. I then teabagged over it so he’d see my aura, and left him. I then replied to that person from before by saying, ‘sry bruh, it was y’all or me and I chose me’. They never replied. I am a salty bitch.

Got an Oni on the saloon map. I ended up paired up with a 3-man swf group and we all did pretty good tbh. I was being Chased on one side of the map while he had his Demon Dash active, and avoided the attacks by quickly jumping into Lockers. I then led him to the opposite side of the map and ran him around the rock formations and pallets over by the scaffold. He got one basic attack in, which allowed me to power him up over and over. 2 people were on the scaffold doing the Gen up there and they got to watch as I looped this dude long enough for him to go through 2 more power-ups and land no hits. 2 Gens were done in this time. I finally get downed, and he collects enough blood for another Dash, so he goes for the 2 on the scaffold and leaves me there. I have Unbreakable. I’m almost completely Recovered when Steve and Yui come to Heal me up good. After the game I got a message from one of them telling me I got the ‘spicy jukes’! XD

I look up as the match begins to load, long enough to see the names of the people in the lobby. Redhead Meg, Feng Min with a bun and dress, and blond Kate in her original getup. The names were Charlie, Good, and Morning. If in proper order it would be Good Morning Charlie. This swf group were Charlie’s Angels and I died laughing!

The game was updated with a new patch today and there’s a problem with the Med-Kits. All of them. I first noticed with the brown one that only has 16 Charges. 16 is the standard amount necessary to Heal 1 Health State of any survivor if you aren’t affected by any Perks that affect the Healing action. I was using it, and even got 3 Great Skill Checks while doing so, and it only Healed me about 97% of the way. I actually needed someone else to finish Healing me. So I tried out all the other Med-Kits, using add-ons for additional Charges if necessary. If the Med-Kit has 32 Charges, which should = 2 Health States worth of Healing, I would get 1 Health state, and 97% of another Health State. Even with successful Skill Checks. idk wtf it means but it only started after the patch because I played DbD until 5 AM yesterday and started it up again about 12 hours later.

A Blight that I managed to trick. I did the open the door a little then hide while he runs by. By the time he came back I was just finished opening the door and getting out. I had a Daily Ritual to perform 3 Hook Rescues as Jane which is the only reason I played her at all.

He Chased me around the map twice and finally got me downed. Meg Sabotaged the Hook he took me to, and took a Hit, which let me wiggle off. Seconds later he rage-quit.

Today was the day for fucking corn maps out the ass and I hated every minute of it.

Twitch dude spectated me running the Nurse around while I had on No Mither! So I clipped it! [1] [2] I’m actually really proud!

I had a Challenge to avoid 5 basic attacks from a nearby Killer and used Dead Hard and somehow this Michael kept falling for it enough for me to finish the Challenge in one match.

Faced a Hag who was silent af. I need to take notes or some shit. Silent traps + teleporting to any trap of my choosing seems to be the best build because I keep getting dry-fucked without the decency of a lube by those add-ons.

btw I got so many Hags today and idk why!!!!! All of them different people too! Why was she the choice today?

New Ghost Face ended up memeing when we had 1 Gen left cuz he wasn’t doing very well. He had a single Tier 1 Perk and that was it. But he was funny.

Pig ended up letting us go in the end. She was hilarious! I gave her my Med-Kit at the end, even though it was my last med-Kit and those seem to come up in my Bloodwebs sparingly.

[highdwightofmylife]

I'm a bit upset because I just got tunneled and facecamped into a Mori as elf Dweet!!! So can we be wholesome and may I request some ReaderxDwight finding a cat/kitten outside in the snow!!! *I live for your writing, btw!!!! Wtf you're perfect!!!?)

??????????? i will personally mori the killer that mori’d you, a perfect little dwelf… how dare someone hurt the baby boy… 

have some dumbass hcs i love love you, you’re perfect!!! this isn’t really set in the dbd universe it’s in the normal world

alternative title: local pizza boy and his s/o finds a tiny fluffball and have their hearts melted

Dwight and his S/O Finding a Kitten

He was spending the night at your place. He’d been working most of the day, delivering pizzas and having a tiring, tiring shift. As he had the day off tomorrow, you’d both decided that he should come over and you could hang out. Play games, eat junk food, sleep. Whatever you wanted.

It was about 11pm. You were just curled up on the couch, watching a movie together. He was almost asleep, bless him. Head on your shoulder, eyes fighting to stay open. You didn’t blame him! 

He suddenly sits up. “You hear that?” He says blearily. You’re confused. Concern. “No?” But he insists. He gets up and tiredly spends the next five minutes searching your house. You try to get him to explain what he heard and after a few moments of hesitation he squeaks at you in an attempt to tell you. He heard a squeak. 

He doesn’t find anything. You convince him to sit down again, despite the fact that he’s clearly on edge. He hears it again.

This idiot. This absolute idiot… Gets back up and goes outside this time. Consider the fact that he’s in a t-shirt and knee-length shorts. He’s wearing socks, but no shoes. It’s snowing. The ground is thick with snow and this absolute idiot is walking out there to find a noise. 

You stand at the doorway in your pyjamas and shout after him as he shuffles around your garden in the snow. You tell him to get back inside because it’s freezing, but he doesn’t. He’s absolute adamant he heard something out here!

You hear him gasp. He stands up. He’s thoroughly soaked; the snow has melted on him. Everywhere. He’s shivering. But he’s grinning. Like the fool he is. Because huddled in his bare arms??? A lil kitten. Tiny lil thing. A baby.

He rushes over and practically flings himself into your home. You go into panic mode, trying to find blankets. Anything warm. Dwight looks absolutely precious as he pressing this tiny wet cat into his cheek. They’re both shivering. You need to protecc ur boi and his lil cato.

You force him to change shirts (loaning him one of yours that’s… Okay you bought it like 5 sizes too big, it’s a sleeping shirt, but now it’s his you guess). You make him sit on the couch and smother him in blankets. You make him a cup of tea. All the while, he’s making sure this tiny little kitty is warming up. It’s squeaking now, just like how he insisted he heard before. You have no idea how he heard it outside. 

You manage to find something to feed the cute lil cat. You jokingly say you’re gonna name it after him. “Should I name it Dwight?” He blushes. “No, that’s too confusing. I’m gonna name it Dweet.” And he’s all red and embarrassed and “that’s an unfortunate name, the other cats are gonna bully him!!” You argue about cat names while you help warm him up. 

The night ends with you lying on his chest, about 5 blankets wrapped around you, and one little kitten sleeping in the absolute tufty nest of Dwight’s hair. It’s your child now. 

Fast forward a year. Kitten is a big boy now. Big boy Dweet. It’s a big fat cat because Dwight feeds it all the time because he has no self restraint and he assumes a meow means fEED ME FATHER. Dwight calls you on a daily basis to ask how the cat is. Always wants you to go on video call so he can see the lil guy when he’s at work. 

Y’all are a cute family now.

[slashthedice]

DBD Trapper and a lakeside evening date scenario(or any other date place scenarios) please? (Love your hcs btw!! Very cute!)

Thanks so much you are too sweet! I’m in love with the lakeside idea so I’m running with that one. I kinda went a little overboard so most of this is beneath a read more :3c

Keeping secrets in the fog was hard in general. Keeping the fact that you were dating one of the killers? That was damn near impossible. You had been meeting Evan in secret for quite some time. At least, you assumed it had been a while, it was hard to know if time was passing at all in the Entity’s realm. You judged the length of your relationship on the number of times you had snuck away from the campfire between trials for heated makeout sessions or hasty hookups deep within the shrouded forest surrounding the clearing, which was to say a lot.

This time, however, you wanted things to be different. You wanted this time to be special. Using a piece of broken mirror and what little you had available to you, you did your best to make yourself look as clean and put together as possible. Only when the fractured reflection you saw in the surface of the mirror shard looked presentable did you slink away from the reaching fingers of the crackling fire, allowing yourself to sink into the shadows and fog at the treeline. You made a beeline for your usual meeting place, outside of hearing range of the campfire.

You got there before your murderous lover, but only just. As you stood in the dark beneath the gnarled branches of a dead tree, you felt your pulse quicken and the blood pound in your ears. Even outside of the trials, your body reacted when he came near, indicative of the fear you were meant to feel. You kept your back to him, pretending not to notice even when he was close enough for you to hear the heavy fall of his footsteps across the forest floor.

Large arms wrapped around your waist and Evan pressed the hard planes of his body into your back, resting his chin atop your head. You always felt small compared to him, but you couldn’t recall ever feeling safer than when he held you like this. You reached back to stroke his cheek and jawline with your cold hands, smiling to yourself when you found that he had already pushed his mask up allowing you to feel his face unimpeded.

“Took you long enough,” you joked.

“You know what they say about good things and those that wait,” he responded easily, voice husky in your ear and sending warm shivers through your body.

“I’ve got something special planned for tonight.”

You could basically hear the smirk and raised eyebrow in his voice. “Oh yeah?”

You turned in his arms to press your palms to his chest and raise yourself onto your tiptoes to press a kiss to the underside of his jaw. The feeling of your lips caused a pleased rumble to roll through him, sending vibrations through your smaller form. While you would have loved to remain in his hold and kiss him until you were both lightheaded, you had put a lot of thought into your plan and you were going to follow through.

You pushed yourself up as far as you could so that you were as close to his ear as possible. “You’ll have to catch me first, though.”

Before he could even process what you had just said, you ducked out from beneath his arms and sprinted off into the woods. Your unexpected actions left him stunned, so you got more than an adequate head start. He was much faster than you, even when you were in a dead sprint, so you were beyond grateful for those few seconds you had stolen.

You had rehearsed your escape plan again and again in your head. You just needed enough time to make it to your objective. Your heart thudded in your chest like a drum, and were it not for the unending stamina everyone in the Entity’s realm had been granted, you were sure your lungs would be burning. You grinned and giggled as the chill air whipped across your face and the dead leaves crunched beneath your running feet. This was the first time since you had found yourself in The Fog that you were running without fearing for your life, and it felt amazing.

You burst into the clearing that you had stumbled upon between trials. The sight of moonlight on water the first thing to greet you, quickly followed by the sound of gentle waves lapping at the shore. You knew Evan would be hot on your heels, so with what time you had you did your best to arrange yourself prettily on the nearly threadbare blanket you had placed there earlier. You tried to look sensual and seductive, but an eager grin was quick to overtake your features.

The increased intensity of your beating heart let you know immediately before Evan broke through the brush shielding the little lakeside clearing from view. He looked around the area, seemingly unfamiliar with his surroundings. You were pleased to know that your secret spot was indeed a surprise to the killer, knowing that he had been in the Entity’s realm the longest of anybody. He had brought his mask back down over his face for the chase, but you still knew exactly when his gaze landed on you.

He was a hunter by trade, and you knew the thrill of the hunt was exciting to him. Even from your spot beside the water, you could see the predatory glint in his eye. You shivered in anticipation, body warming under the heat of his stare. You knew after your little stunt he would like nothing more than to take you hard and fast beneath the open sky and the moonlight, but you wanted to take your time. You wanted romance.

You patted the empty spot on the blanket beside you. If this were a normal date, if you had just been two people outside of the Entity’s grasp, you would have candles and wine. You would make love beside the lake and beneath the stars while your song played on the radio. But those weren’t your circumstances, so you were making do with what you had in the stolen moments between trials.

He approached you slowly, almost like a predator stalking its prey, but you were far from afraid. In fact, you could hardly contain your excitement. He sunk to his knees, looming over you.

You gave him a soft smile and gestured to your face, indicating that you wanted the mask off once more. He complied without pushback, shoving the bone mask up his head until his features were revealed to you. You reached for him, taking his scarred face into your gentle hands, trying to express all the love you felt through your touch and your expression. You pulled him down towards you and once more he obliged your silent demands, leaning in to kiss you with a tenderness you rarely found in him.

You found yourself smiling into the admittedly chaste kiss. You slowly slid your hands down his face to his neck, before leaning further into him to wrap your arms around his neck, careful to avoid the jagged metal embedded in his shoulder. Evan took this as a sign to pull you against him harder so that he could wind his arms around you and deepen the kiss. You spread your legs to accommodate the thickness of his muscular thighs as you found yourself across his lap. As he leaned forward to lay you down against the blanket, you found that you didn’t care that you did not have all the normal accoutrements for a date. You had Evan, that was all you really needed.

[pancakpop]

Livestream | DK

Pairing: DK X Reader

Warnings: Dead by Daylight is a horror game so....

Genre: Fluff

Summary: You are a rather famous and popular streamer and you recently hit 10K followers on Twitch. Asking your fans what they want you to do to celebrate, you decided to finally do a livestream with your boyfriend Seokmin. 

~Salty

“What would you like me to do for 10K followers on Twitch?” That is what you asked on Twitter. You, wanting to celebrate this achievement, allowed your fans to decide. You became famous because of your bi-daily livestreams that shows you playing a variety of games likes GTA, Overwatch and Dead By Daylight. You also became popular because of your humour and the amount of interaction you do with your followers every stream.

Hundreds of replies later, you finally knew what to do to celebrate. “Results are in! Next Thursday, I will be playing DBD with my boyfriend! Thank you for all the requests btw!” You hit send and you watched as the stream of comments and replies started. You loved reading comments and interacting with your fans. They were the reason why you made it this far and became this famous. After replying to some comments, you switched off your computer and went to the kitchen to make yourself some dinner. Deciding to just make some ramen, you gathered the necessary ingredients and tools and got to work. During your ramen making, you heard light steps come from behind. Then you felt a pair of arms wrap around your midsection and a head on your right shoulder. “Can I get some of your ramen, babe?” asked Seokmin. You nodded. “I made extra, just for you.” “Thanks,” he said happily, kissing you on the cheek. You smiled shyly at the gesture of affection. Seokmin prepared the table and you brought the pot of ramen over. While eating quietly, you thought that you should ask the question now. “Hey, Minnie?” you asked. Said boy perked his head up, mouth filled with ramen. “Hm?” he asked. You chuckled at him, telling the boy to finish his mouthful first before talking. Once he finished his mouthful, he replied with a “What is it, Y/N?” “You know how I reached 10K followers on Twitch right?” He nodded. “You ran at me, screaming with excitement,” he added. You blushed out of embarrassment. “Yes,” you said, “And you also know how my followers are requesting what to do to celebrate right?” “Yes..” said Seokmin wearily, “I know that.” “Well, the most requested request was to play Dead by Daylight with you in a stream. Are you okay with doing that?” Seokmin smiled. “Of course I am,” he said happily, smiling his killer smile. “What is Dead by Daylight though?” Your eyes widened. Then a thought formed in your head. You smiled slightly at the thought. “It’s a game that is currently really popular. It’s really fun to play.” He nodded, continuing eating his food. “OK,” he said happily, “When are we livestreaming then?” “Thursday,” you said. “Then I will anticipate Thursday,” he said smiling. You smiled back. “So will I,” you thought. ~Skip to Thursday~

“3,2,1. Hello everyone and welcome to my 10K followers stream! As said on Twitter, we will be playing Dead By Daylight with a very special guest. Meet my wonderful boyfriend Seokmin!” You gestured towards Seokmin as he waved shyly with a bright smile on his face. “Hi Y/N’s viewers!” “Seokmin here does not know anything about Dead by Daylight so this will be his first encounter and experience with it here.” Seokmin nodded. “I’m excited to delve into this new game.” “We will be doing a game to Q&A system for this livestream. Oh, also, tweet me your questions for the Q&A so we can see them!”

You continued with your regular streaming procedure, answering a few fan questions, setting the game up and making sure that Seokmin is comfortable and is having fun. “Do you want us to be a survivor or the killer first?” you asked your followers. The comments flooded in and you read a few of them. “Wait, survivor? Killer? You never said that this was a horror game!” said Seokmin, wide eyed. You laughed loudly. After calming down, you replied,” The title is Dead by Daylight. The word “Dead” is in the title! What did you think this game was?” “I thought it was an adventure game like The Forest or something!” exclaimed Seokmin. You mentally facepalmed yourself.

“Whatever Seokmin,” you said, “You learned something today.” Seokmin pouted. You checked the comments once again and saw that majority wanted you to be the killer first. “For the first game, we will be a killer then,” you said. You then explained to Seokmin about the different killers, buffs etc. “Which killer is your favourite to use?” he asked. “I like Mike the best. I also like the Invisible one and the chainsaw one,” you replied. “Okay,” he said, “Let’s use Mike then!” You clicked on the killer, added the necessary buffs and joined a game.

“I’ll do most of the playing and you can just observe and help since this is your first game ever.” Seokmin nodded. The game started and you were off, looking to find and hang the 4 survivors.

Seokmin is surprisingly good at being the killer. An hour into the stream and he already tried all the killers and got an all kill for more than half of the games. Your followers started calling him many nicknames as well because of his surprising skill. The mini Q&A sessions were fun as well, you and Seokmin joking around and answering questions from your followers.

“We are now going to be survivors for the next hour or so,” you announced to the camera, “I’ll play the first game by myself then Seokmin can try after with my help.” You read some comments, explained to Seokmin about some rules and joined a lobby once again.

“Oh my fucking god!” yelled Seokmin, scared. Your character was on the ground. “I was so fucking far away from her? How?!?” You laughed at your boyfriend. “It’s the Huntress killer,” you said simply, “She can throw her hatchets at you!” “I know that,” he said, spamming the space bar cause he was on Stage 2 on the hook, “Me going on the floor just happened so suddenly!”

At that very moment, your character died. “Dammit, “ exclaimed Seokmin, “Playing against the Huntress is hard.” “You don’t say,” you said sarcastically. Seokmin turned to look at you. “You being sarcastic?” You shrugged.

“I’m going to go to the bathroom quickly. You can start a new game and play for a bit, “ you said, standing up. “Okay,” he said, turning towards the monitor, “Don’t fall into the toilet again.” You turned red from embarrassment. “THAT WAS ONE TIME!!” you yelled, smacking him on the back lightly. He laughed loudly as you pouted, the chair that he was sitting on turning to face towards you as well. He took your hand and kissed gently on your knuckles. “I know, “ he said softly, “But I will never let you down for that.” You just decided to dramatically storm out of the room, knowing that Seokmin knows that you are joking.

You peeked behind the door frame. Seokmin is wearing your headset and is currently working on a generator on Dead by Daylight. He is focused on his task and it seemed like he is tense. You looked at the camera on top of your monitor, signalling to your fans that you are going to do something. You quickly put on the wold mask that you were holding in your hand and got ready to scare the living shit out of your boyfriend. You quietly tiptoed towards him and raised your arms up, prepared to scare.

3.

2.

1.

“BOO!” you yelled loudly. Seokmin got startled and messed up the generator, causing a loud boom. He quickly turned towards you and got even more scared at the wolf mask, falling off the chair and onto the floor. You took the mask off and continued laughing, not caring that your character is standing still and that the killer just hit her down. You helped Seokmin off, still laughing loudly.

“You absolute ass,” he said, fear still in his eyes, “What was that for?” “Telling everyone about me falling into the toilet, that’s why, ” you said. “I hate you so much,” he said. “No you don’t,” you said, sitting down in the chair, “You love me and my mischievous side.” “That’s true, “ he said, placing his arms on your shoulders. You smiled happily.

THAT WAS SO FUNNY! OMG!

This is cute af! Ship of the century!

You smiled as you read some of the comments. You decided to end the stream there. You said your outro for the stream and ended the stream.

“You know, we should stream like this more often, “ Seokmin said randomly. You looked up at him. “Really?” you asked smiling. “Ye,” he said, kissing the tip of your nose, “It’s really fun.” “Glad you liked it, “ you said happily, playing with his fingers, “The fans really do like you as well. We can make this a weekly or monthly thing.” He nodded. “Let’s do that then,” he said, ‘but can you make dinner first?” You smiled up at him. “Of course,” you said, standing up.

Hope you liked it! The ending was a bit rushed but I hope you enjoyed reading this!

Requests are open for BTS, GOT7, Seventeen and Blackpink!

~Salty

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

Today(Sunday) is the day in which I get the dumbest fucking teammates in DbD history. How any of these people are Red Ranks I got no clue. You gotta pip up to ascend in rank and if you’re barely getting 10K points every match, how you getting shit done?

Bill, ffs, you haven’t been Hooked or even Injured all match and you see the Killer tunneling me the moment I’m pulled off the Hook! Be a team player and take some agro! I’d already gotten hit with Borrowed Time active and obviously needed to heal up.

Then I got a slugging Michael who was so bad even as a Rank 1, that he needed NO-ED to get a down in the endgame. We wasted every one of his Tier 3s and lost him so many times. And then he slugged everyone and stood in the middle nodding his head like he’s good at the game. He got less than 8K pts and was 15K pts below the Survivor who had the least points.

Got a slugging Wraith who had Franklin’s Demise. My bright green and purple Feng Min managed to lose him in a Chase and I went back to where he made me drop my Med-Kit and then went to help the others up. I Healed myself while Jake(who had Deliverance and managed to get himself off his Hook) is looping the Killer at the shack. I then had to tap the other 2 to get them up. At the same time the last guy gets up, Jake pallet stuns the Killer and then Blinds him with an event Flashlight, and the Killer rage-quit. He’d been playing like a dick up until that moment, but couldn’t handle a stun and blind combo? 

So I was doing a Breakout Build and ended up on Midwich. Dwight got downed on the first floor and I was on the second floor right above him. He had Aftercare and as I’d Rescued and Healed him earlier, we could see each other’s auras perfectly. So I followed him and the Killer from above and Jake took a Hit down below and then I could hear a Hook break which was Jake as well, which gave Dwight enough time to wiggle off! I can only imagine how that must have seemed to the Killer who downed him mere meters away and got in only one Hit. Turns out Dwight had Boil Over as well, so the time to wiggle was shortened and the wiggling was incredibly difficult too! XD

Bought Plague! She’s much harder to play than Spirit. Why do people say Spirit is the hardest to play when she really isn’t?

So I got downed while trying to pull a Kate off a Hook, and I crawled so far under the Hook the Killer couldn’t grab me so she’d walk to the other side and I’d crawl to the opposite while Recovering, and we did this like ten times before she got annoyed when she realized time was wasting and a Gen popped, leaving only 1 Gen left. So it seemed like 2 ppl were down and out right now so it was safe to leave. She walked away to go puke on someone, and I used Unbreakable to get up and then get Kate off the Hook! It was beautiful! Those last 2 dudes got the last Gen too.

Played all Spirit today(Monday) because I had a craving for good game-play after sucking at Plague yesterday.

Got some great 4Ks!

All maps today were MacMillan Estate maps somehow. And then one Autohaven map.

My last match of the night was a weird one. They were a tough group and good at looping, but I eventually got to kill off Jane. Now there was a Legacy Dwight in the lobby and he had a Flashlight. I got blinded so many times and it was annoying, but also funny. I Hook Meg, she gets Rescued immediately, and I go back to get the person who saved her. It’s Dwight! And he’s sandbagging her! He’s running ahead of her just enough to make it so she can’t use pallets or get around loops. I don’t tunnel the person just on the Hook so it was especially annoying for me while trying to get him, because he was using her as a shield. Meg didn’t have Decisive Strike either btw. So Meg and Claudette seem to conspire together and sandbag Dwight in return, cornering him against a wall while I was coming from the only other free direction, and I made sure to only hit him. They both teabagged him while I nodded madly. He was on death Hook and I had Meg and Claudette finish the Gens and point-farm to make up for Dwight wasting everyone’s time and being a douche.

Got a match against a Rank 2 Leatherface today(Tuesday) and I ran his ass around so good while playing Bill! We’re on the last Gen which is 3/4 of the way done, and the Hatch has spawned right beside the Gen in full view so we all know where it is. There’s only Jane and I left. I finally get downed for the first time and get Hooked. She saves me and I use her Borrowed Time to lead the Killer away so she can do that Gen. He must have cottoned on when we ended up in the far corner because he downed me and then ran all the way back. But I had Unbreakable and got myself up, Healed up, and then proceeded to fast-vault a pallet to draw his attention. Didn’t work. So I went back and he got Jane down and I saved her with my Borrowed Time and she led him to that same corner except she was on Death Hook, so he took the chance to Hook her on the other side of the map, thinking he’d make it to the Hatch in time. I was standing over the Hatch and he got in one swing before it opened, and I then Escaped!

Cross-Play can be enabled and disabled in your Options menu. Whining because you don’t want to play with people from other consoles or some shit, is stupid. YOU have chosen not to disable the experience so YOU agreed to go through with it.

Some Killers are such big babies. They make the choice to tunnel but then complain about the results. By tunneling 1 Survivor the whole match, you’ve decided to let the other 3 do whatever they want. And what they want is to Escape, so they’re going to do Gens since there’s nothing else for them to do in the meantime. You gave them the opportunity and are salty that they used it? So in 4 minutes, all 5 Gens get popped and you still haven’t Hit the Survivor you’ve been tunneling. And then you’re going to attack the person you tunneled by accusing them of being in a ‘tryhard swf fag group’ and claiming they’re too ‘sweaty’ and ‘need to go outside and get a life’. Just cuz you’re bad at micromanaging - and playing the game in general - doesn’t mean we’re sweaty. 3 people on 1 Gen will get that Gen done in like 35 seconds. If anyone had a toolbox it would have been even faster. The fact that it took 3 ppl 4 minutes to do all the Gens means they’re slow af. And the fact that you landed no hits in that time frame means you’re bad. Rank 3 my ass.