#i sent like 500 dollars lmao

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Just received your print of the egg man speech in the mail, it was a gift for my brother who can recite the whole thing from memory. Needless to say he was very satisfied with the gift, and me and my siblings sat around it for 10 minutes cackling, till our mom showed up and we scattered. His room mates are jealous of it and want their own. 10/10 thank you <3

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sjfgjsfdhsfshd thank you! glad it could bring joy to your beloved gremlins

for the rest of ya, this is the print in quastion:

it looks like this

[realasslesbian]

Throwback to that time I was six month into my law degree and decided to use it; had a landlord who was letting the place cave in with mould, sparking power switches, faulty hot water system that would randomly spit scalding water, the works, basically, plus they would always be harassing me for money, not rent money just 'I need $500 for a new phone pay me or move out', they'd also break into my mailbox regularly, and refused to sign any rental paperwork because they were tryna defraud the first home owners scheme, basically they were just an entire sack of shit, anyway, so rental laws are actually one of the few areas that are totally on the side of the more vulnerable (i.e. renters) and most landlords will blow a lot of hot air about what they're gonna do, but in reality, they can't do shit. So I moved out, no notice, no nothing, just stopped paying rent, I also sold all the whitegoods and furniture provided with the apartment on eBay, bc it didn't say nothing about no furnishings in the lease this dumbass wouldn't sign, those goods were mine now lmao, and she breaks into the apartment one day and finds it bare-ass empty, starts blowing up my phone over how she's gonna drag me through the court over the stuff I 'stole' and the rental arrears and whatever else, and I was just like 'well gee alright, if you think so, but I'd hate to trip on my way to court and just accidentally fall into a government office and then blurt out about how *name redacted* is defrauding the government to the tune of millions of dollars, and oopsy look at all the written evidence I dropped and is flying around in the air, all those letters you sent to my address, tryna make out you lived there, like I dunno if you want to risk it, I'm not supposed to give legal advice as a law student, but my legal advice is maybe just buy a new fridge sweetie, it'll cost you less than bothering me any further uwu' and tbh I basically became the female Saul Goodman at that point lmao

[laketaj24]

Precious Art

Author’s Note: This ship turned into a drabble lmao lol, but I had fun writing it!! More info about this below!! I hope you enjoy it! Thank you soo much for your support, love!!! Y’all stay safe!!! (Found gif on Pinterest)

Warnings: None

Pairings: Napoleon Solo x Reader

Masterlist

I ship you with Napoleon Solo

The Meet:

You were more than nervous gaining a client you’d never met but you’d read about Napoleon Solo. This art thief was notorious. You rearranged your documents in the worn desk before you for the fifth time, and you did not know if you had a headache or if your heart was throbbing through your head from the nerves. Napoleon Solo was to enter that door in less than five minutes, and all you could think was, “how did you land representing the most renown art thief in the entire world?” A defense attorney was not your ideal career, but at the moment, it was the only one that was putting food on the table. The goal was to earn a living, save, and then open up Blooms. If patience was a virtue, you were the ideal candidate for virtuosity.

The agent that entered the room was familiar to you, several times he had approached you about Napoleon. He wanted you to make a deal with the FBI, or he swore that he’d never see the light of day. You’d looked over the evidence three times; Napoleon had been thorough in hiding it was him, but in his last heist, he’d left small trails that could leave doubt. You cleared your throat, glancing up at the man before you rolled your eyes. “Are you not going to allow me to meet him first?”

“He’s going to come in here a woo you.” He lit his cigarette, placing the white stick between his thin pink lips and then peering at you through the thick bifocaled glasses. The wide brim hat hid his face and was entirely unnecessary for indoors. “Napoleon isn’t a good guy. That is the warning I came to give you before he walks in. Take away the charm, the face, and he is just a criminal who stole and made money from things that didn’t belong to him. We can offer him seven years in the FBI as an agent… he’ll be bound until his time is served, but he would be free none the less. Consider it.”

“Could you not smoke in here?” You asked before he struck the match. “It’s a small room, and this is not my only meeting.” You flourished the Versace dress and then eyed him once again.

“Just remember what I offered, the state wants him in for twenty-five years.” He pushed up from his seat, making the horrid dragging sound with the legs before he left the room.

“Is there a real reason you need all these wretched chains?” The posh voice from the hall carried into the room and then the sound of heavy chains. “Certainly not, I am not a killer. I took a few pictures.”

He was right. There were chains wrapped around his feet, up to his arms, and they were not the standard size, they made the normally large looking man look small. He looked like his photos, but there was an unkempt feature to him. The neat part he usually had was gone, and the curls that were gelled and perfectly placed atop his head fell in his face. Napoleon Solo had fallen from grace.

“You do not have to push.” Napoleon stared at the guard he lunged him at the chair. “I served this country.”

“Shut up.” The guard mumbled before he closed the door.

“The nerve of these people.” Napoleon lifted his hands to his hair in an attempt to fix the mess. “Oh great, they sent me someone with no experience.” He looked you over. “They are full-,”

You interrupted. “I’ve scoured your case. You’ve been working for years, and yet you never got caught until this last one. What happened?”

“Well, the mechanics on the locks changed, and I was completely fucked.” He said, defeated. “Just like now. You would not happen to have a hairpin on you, would you?” Napoleon batted his long eyelashes and flashed a smile that made you weak for only a moment.

Why on earth did you want to reach up and take a hairpin from your hair for him? This is how he won, pure seduction. “You are, sir, completely fucked. They would like you to serve seven years under the FBI as an agent, you’d be paid. You’d be under watch, and you’d have to not break the law.”

“I can tolerate everything but the last one,” He smirked the charm radiated off him even in chains.

“It should be easy, I can even push for five years instead of seven because they have no substantial proof that one of the charges was you.” You pushed the file over, displaying the empty vault in Italy’s finest museum. They had tossed this gem in just to place a name on it, there was nothing substantial tying him to it, just accusations.

“I like you. Will you be around if I say yes.”

“I plan to not be around Mr. Solo.” You snickered, pulling it away from him. “I do not make it a habit of hanging around art thieves.”

“Pity.” He paused, twiddling with his fingers. “I make it a habit of hanging around precious art.”

 The Ship:

Napoleon, once free, does make it a habit of seeing you regularly. He appears at your office with thank you flowers the week after he is free. Tries to give you a necklace but you are not sure to trust jewelry from him

Persistently displays his interests in you even though you have told him no. Buys you dinner. Walks you home from work. Starts small conversations with you about everything until you have fallen into a routine with him and you are dating

The first kiss is unexpected but clearly one of the best days of your lives.

He continually works out of the country, but that doesn’t stop him from sending you postcards and love letters.

Convinces you to come with him on a trip and you get to witness him in action on a case, you’re terrified, but he is the greatest at his job

Unsure of his friendship with the Russian, but after witnessing, some of their fights realize they are iconic and like them together.

He proposes under the night sky in Paris and flies you to Bora Bora to get married. The honeymoon turns into a mission, and you’re mad at first but get over it once you realize he’s just protecting you

Relationship with Napoleon Includes:

Random fights that always end with him staring at you and saying you win

Apology letters sent after he does something foolish and cannot take it back, like the one time he accidentally blew up the house.

Flying you to random places and dressing you in the latest fashion, matching clothes- because you know he’s suave af

Long kisses and constant cuddling

Public displays of Affection, mainly because he’s jealous which is odd because his job always leads to him half seducing someone for information

One kid and then he retires, you wonder why he has money, and you find out there are over twenty million dollars of stolen art under your house

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[atinyan]

Sweet as Sugar

the anon on @cosmicmingi ‘s blog inspired this 👀 also I made this with a fluffier ending because I had Inspo for an angsty Seonghwa sugar daddy au and I didn't want too much angst for my sake LMAO

Member : kang yeosang

Pairing : Yeosang x reader, high school!au, sugar daddy!yeosang

Genre : Smut, Angst, Fluff

Summary : Yeosang is the perfect, rich boy of the school. He has perfect grades, perfect attendance, perfect record, perfect face,,, anyone can fall for him. You were one of those people. Luckily for you, he had taken in interest in your face and before you know it, you were on your knees as he face fucked you, and instead of making sure you were okay afterwards, he had something else in mind. Was this the start of something beautiful or something tragic?

It was a regular, boring tuesday when the school’s treasure, Kang Yeosang, gave you a note telling you to meet him after school near the art wing. To say you were curious was an understatement. Why would the oh so perfect class president be asking to see you? Had you done something wrong? Did he want your help with a school wide project? Your heart was pounding at the chance to talk to him, but you didn't want to flatter yourself. Since almost every boy and girl in the school had heart eyes for Yeosang.

The last class of the day had just ended, you gathered your things and nervously walked to the art wing, something not feeling too right as your heartbeat quickens. You get to the art wing and can't find Yeosang, looking around the different art classrooms, you sigh and give up. Did he stand me up? Have more important things to do? Just as you turn around, Yeosang is walking towards you. You’re taken aback and stare at him. ‘God he looks perfect,’ you thought. ‘His eyebrows, eyes, nose, lips, everything. There was no way he was human.’ You’re snapped out of your thoughts when he's only a few inches from your face, smirking down at you. 

“Do you know why I asked you to come here?” He said, sweet tone is his voice. You shook your head, he chuckled. “Cute,” he brings his hand up to your cheek and strokes gently. “So cute..” 

He grabs your hand and pulls you into one of the art classrooms. Surprised, you let a squeak which causes him to put a finger to your mouth. “You're going to be quiet, I know how to make sure of it.” He smirks as he locks the door. “Do I have your consent, sweetheart?” You nod your head slowly and before you know it, his lips are on yours. It starts off passionate and quickly he becomes rough. His tongue dances in your mouth, as his hands roam your body. Your sides, thighs, ass are all being grabbed by him roughly yet gentle. His hand goes to your left breast, massaging and grasping, causing you to moan in the kiss. He grunts at your moan and attaches his lips to your neck. He spends a few minutes, taking his time to suck and kiss on your neck. All the while you’re a moaning mess, mind still not processing the quick pace of everything he’s doing.

“Knees, now” His voice was commanding, you find yourself doing what he says without even thinking about it. You look up at him with innocence sparkled in your eyes, as he unbuckles his belt and pulls down his pants. Your eyes widen when his extremely hard dick bounces free. He chuckles at the sight. “You’ve always caught my attention,” he taps your cheek to make you open. “Because of you I got an 89% on my AP Chem test. Tsk tsk.” He grabs your hair and shoves his dick in your mouth roughly, making you gag. “I couldn’t focus during the review. All I could think of how pretty you looked during history. So prett- AH MM” He grunts out as he face fucks you, making you deepthroat his dick. Part of you is relieved because he doesn’t seem to shut up. He goes harder and harder, making you choke and struggle for your breath. You let him do as he wanted, clearly he was frustrated and needed help. You would be lying if you said you didn’t enjoy this, though it feels too much like a dream. ‘How many people get to say Yeosang deep throated them? Not many, Mr Perfect had standards, which is why you were still questioning, why you? He thinks you’re pretty?’ You find yourself blushing at your thoughts despite being roughly face fucked. Deep grunts come from him as he continues roughly. Soon enough, he cums in your mouth.

Just as he’s about to apologize for not giving a warning, you attempt to swallow it all, making him stare at you licking his lips. “Wow baby girl.” He starts to pull up his pants, not helping you get up. Instead he went on his phone and passed it to you. “Put your number in here.” he says firmly. He buckles his belt and you quickly type your number, not really knowing why he wants it. He reached in his pocket and took out hundreds of dollars. You almost choke, again, firstly wondering why he brings so much to school. He hands you money… exactly $500. You stare at the money in his hand with wide eyes and confusion, not even clear on what the hell just happened before. “You’ve caught my eye, love. I can’t ever focus when you're around. I want to spoil you and fuck you at the same time. God you make me crazy” He puts his lips on yours and kisses you much more softly than before, caressing your cheek at the same time. He pulls away and looks at you with a soft expression. “So that's exactly what I’m going to do. Fuck and spoil you.” He presses a kiss to your forehead, puts the money in your hand and walks out the door.

What the fuck just happened?

~

Weeks passed and Yeosang did exactly what he said. You’ve gone on an expensive shopping spree with him, spent nights at his beautiful mansion, made thousands of dollars, of course only after letting him have his way with you. You were unclear on your relationship with him. You felt like you shouldn’t catch feelings, but you did. When he wasn’t fucking you, he was being sweet as hell. Sent you cute messages, had nice conversations with you, cuddled with you, and more. People at school knew not to mess with you, he would walk you to class, and kiss your head before walking to his own. He had you sit with him and his friend Seonghwa at lunch, keeping an arm around you. But he never said you were in a relationship, so you didn’t exactly know what to name it. Maybe he didn’t like commitment? But you weren’t complaining, you were living a life you only saw in movies, and amount of girls and boys who envied you was something you weren’t used to. But none of them even dared to think badly of you, as they all knew Yeosang wouldn’t be too happy about it.

You wake up the next morning and check your phone:

Yeosang : Good morning beautiful! <3

Yeosang : See you in history class my love~

Your heart warms and you lay there in bed, smiling at the ceiling. You love it when he calls you cute pet names. You get ready for your day, with a fluffy feeling in your chest and walk to class. History was one of your only classes that you shared with Yeosang, and it was your first class.

You walk to the classroom and stop when you spot Yeosang talking to another girl. At first everything was fine as it was just talking, but then he brings his hand up to her hair and pushes a strand to the side with a smile on his face. You feel your heart break at the sight before you. You just knew you shouldn’t catch feelings, you just knew it. It was too good to be true from the start of when he asked to meet up with you. You quietly walk to your seat, tears filling your eyes. You look down to the floor as you sit, not wanting anyone, especially Yeosang to see you break down over him. Your planned failed though, because Yeosang did notice. As he was about to leave the girl and approach you with a worried expression on his face, and a thousand questions running through his head, a kid named Mingi approached you first. “Hey y/n, are you okay? Did someone bully you? If so, its okay, I get bullied a lot too. You can sit with me at lunch today!” His smile was bright and warm, and you didn’t want to tell him your sugar daddy broke your heart, so you just went along with some girls were making fun of you. Yeosang heard your innocent lie to Mingi, getting angry at the thought of people being mean to you. The girl he was talking to walked away upset because he was staring at you and ignoring her as soon as you came into the class. Mingi was rambling to you his life story, and you never realized how much the math nerd was actually bullied. But you felt bad as your thoughts just couldn’t stop thinking about Yeosang and what you were going to do about him, even with Mingi’s rambling. Yeosang on the other hand was getting tired of just sitting back and watching as you cried quietly, and pretending to listen to Minigi, who was excited to make another friend. Yeosang walked up to you and pushed Mingi aside. “Who the hell was being mean to you?!” He says sternly, anger filling him more and more. Who dares hurts his precious (sugar) baby? Mingi rubs his arm where Yeosang pushed him, and cowardly walks away, not wanting to cause any trouble with him. “Can we talk about it after school?” You say softly, not wanting to further the conversation now. “Sure, meet me by my car.” He said with worried eyes. He gives your hand a little squeeze and walks to his seat.

The whole day you couldn’t stop thinking about what to say to him, and Yeosang couldn’t stop thinking about you. You knew he would probably drop you after hearing you caught feelings, but it's better that than to play yourself thinking he is in love with you.

After school you walk to his car with your head down, and patiently wait for him. Within 2 minutes, he’s walking towards you. Your eyes start to water once more. “Hey..” he nearly whispered as he put your face in his hands. “Who was mean to you sweetheart??” He said with a worried tone still in his voice. “You..” His eyes widen and he looks confused. “What do you mean? I would never-” You looked in his sparkling soft eyes. “There wasn’t a group of girls that was mean to me. I said that to not hurt Mingi’s feelings, since he seemed so happy to maybe make a friend who was bullied like him.” You sighed, ashamed at the confession you were about to make. “But when I walked in the class, you were talking to some girl which I don’t care about that, it was just when you stroked her hair, my heart broke.. Cause I like you a lot.. And I guess for some reason I thought maybe there was something between us but I gues-ss I wa-was wrong” You were choking on your words and looking down at your feet, too ashamed and scared for his reaction. He started laughing and pulled you closer to his chest. “I wish I would’ve confessed before” he smiled at you. “I always sent you cute text messages in the morning and at night hoping you would say something to confess first. Stupid I know but I was afraid maybe you didn’t want an official relationship. I don’t know, I know you’re not that type of girl to just care about money but I couldn’t help it. I was flirting with that girl when you didn’t reply to my text message this morning, I don’t know… I worry too much” He ends his words with a reassuring smile. You giggled at him, “I didn’t reply because I was too awestruck at your words, it made my morning happy” You smile back at him. His eyes go brighter than before, if that’s even possible. “I’m so dumb oh my god” He gives you the biggest hug he’s ever given, squeezing your shoulders. “I know you usually walk home, but do you want to go on an official date, maybe some boba?” He says, his tone much more normal and softer than what you’ve ever heard from him before. You agree and walk to the passenger seat of his matte black Rolls Royce, the drive to his house was a comfortable silence, one of his hands on the steering wheel and the other holding your hand on your thigh. Yeosang has always been as sweet as sugar, but after today things will get even sweeter between the two of you.

[thorinss]

MAKING MONEY ONLINE

hey y’all. i decided suddenly to make this post because i know it could be super helpful to people out there who might be struggling for money, or even those who just want to earn some extra cash on the side. i’ve been doing this for about 6 months and while it’s not full time or even part time work, it’s extra money that you can use for food, hobbies, gas, etc.

a lot of these sites i am about to list pay very little (we’re talking pennies or dollars) but it accumulates over time if you’re willing to keep at it. in combination these are all good sites to just leave in an open browser or tab and just do the tasks passively as they come in or as you feel like it. half the time i’m playing the sims on one monitor and earning money on my other monitor.

anyways here we go! these are in no particular order; just in the order that i think of them. i will include my referral codes but don’t feel obligated to use them!

Prolific - this one is my favorite because i have had the most success with it. there are a lot of survey sites out there that will kick you out mid-survey after you’ve already invested so much time into them because you’re “not qualified” to answer the questions. prolific is the opposite. you sign up, fill out your profile, and the surveys that fit your demographic will come to you. most of them only take a few minutes to complete but the payout is better than most other survey sites out there. the surveys come from academic researchers who use your data anonymously for studies. some days you won’t get any studies, and some days you’ll get several. you can cash out to paypal once you reach $5. keep a prolific open in a tab and it will alert you when a new study is available!

Slicethepie (non-referral link) - i discovered this one recently and it’s one of my favorites. the pay is very little; i’m only making 4c per review right now but i’m told the pay goes up the more you review. all you do is sign up and get paid to write short reviews for clothing, get paid to watch movie clips or commercials, or get paid to listen to new music (whaaaaat). it’s one of the more fun ways to make money. it takes a couple minutes and you earn a  few pennies after each one. those quickly add up!

Usertesting - this one is really good if you manage to qualify for the tests, which can be hit or miss (mostly miss in my case). it requires a microphone and being okay with recording your screen and sending the info to a company. basically, people pay you to test our their websites and make comments about it. they’ll ask you to go to their website and look for something specific, and you have to voice your thoughts about the site out loud as you look for what it is they asked for. the pay is $10 per test which is amazing, but you have to take a pre-screener test to qualify for them. overall i’ve made maybe $40 total by working passively (not every day) in the last 6 months but hey - that’s a tank of gas.

more under the cut!

rev - if you’re a fast typer, a good listener, and have some time on your hands, this is a pretty good option. rev is a transcription service, so you listen to some audio and type out what the people are saying, and then get paid for it. some of the audio is garbage which is why they pay people to transcribe it, but if you have the time you can make a few bucks. just make sure you take it seriously because if you somehow appear to be “below average” at this, they will terminate your account. the amount of transcriptions that appear varied so you just have to keep an eye out.

GG2U (non-referral link) - this one is pretty dope. sign up for free trials, install and play video games, take surveys, watch videos, and earn points. 100 points = $1. within 5 minutes of signing up i had $7. just be certain to cancel any trials before the trial period ends so you don’t get charged. 

amazon turk - not gonna lie, i have not been able to achieve this one, but i have personally seen people make hundreds and thousands on this platform. if you don’t know already, mturk is where clients post microtasks for humans to do that robots cannot yet achieve. if you are willing to put in more work than me and figure it out, check our /r/mturk or do some googling before pursuing it.

Ibotta (non-referral link) - (get a $20 welcome bonus if you use my referral and scan your first receipt) this is an app that offers cash back for shopping at the stores listed on ibotta. you buy an item from the store listed on ibotta, can your receipt into the app, and boom you get cash back.

qmee - this one makes chump change but it’s worth it. you complete surveys for some change (50c or somewhere around that) and that’s it. there’s also a browser extension; i use this more than the surveys. the extension pops up on the side of your window whenever you search something on the internet - but only if it’s something that qmee is looking for. and occasionally it offers a few pennies if you click on the link. best part is you can cash out no matter how much you’ve made. i cashed out 32c the other day lmao.

inboxdollars (non-referral link) - i don’t know if it’s just me, but this website only works on firefox for me. my chrome hates it. but anyways, this site provides very passive income. i do not recommend the surveys; they’ll have you answer a bunch of questions and you think you’re going to finish it and get the $$$, but then it kicks you out because “you’re not qualified”. the ways to earn that i like are watching videos in the TV/videos tab and playing the games in the games tab. after you watch x amount of videos or play x amount of games, you get a scratch off ticket. i usually get about 15c from them, but it’s something. when i first started i worked my way about to $50. they send you a check in the mail.

redbubble (my shitty store) - y’all know about this one already i’m sure. if you’re creative and think you can make a design for shirts and accessories, go ahead and make an account! you might make zero money, you might make a few bucks every couple months, or you might make a couple hundred. it all depends so this one is really a gamble, but still worth looking at if you’re into that sort of thing! 

crowdtap - haven’t used this one in a while but i will be getting back into it. you take surveys and answer questions for brands and receive points in return. you need to accumulate 500 points before you can begin cashing out, which will take a while. after that, you can redeem the points for gift cards to amazon/sephora/walmart/etc, use the points for a subscription service, or use the points to donate money to a charity.

swagbucks (non-referral link) - this site is wild and just like mturk, i have yet to master it, but have seen others do so. it’s another typical survey site very similar to inboxdollars listed above. you can take surveys for swagbucks (points), watch videos, use their cash back feature, etc. 

vindale research (non referral link) - similar to prolific. it’s surveys from researchers that pay a few dollars for you to answer some questions. length of survey varies. each survey generally pays aroud $1. there is also a jobs tab that gives a list of jobs in your area.

submittable - this one is a recent discovery. my first article was rejected but i’d like to share this one anyways in case someone would like to pursue it! there’s a large list of writing and art contests mainly. a lot of them don’t seem to be offering pay but the ones that do offer a huge payout if you win the competition.

cambly - if you have any type of skill in teaching other languages, being a life coach, of just have any knowledge you think you can pass along, cambly might be for you. when you sign up there are two options, be tutored or become the tutor. if you want to tutor people, you need a webcam and microphone access. my connection never worked with cambly so i have not been able to personally try it, but i have seen people make a lot of money from teaching english to little kids.

ebates (non referral link) - another cash back option every time you buy something online. or you can link your credit/debit card and use it when you buy stuff in stores. so you get money for spending money. good stuff y’all.

lionbridge & appen - these two sites are basically the same thing just different companies. this is the ONLY two sites on my list that pay hourly. i believe it’s somewhere between $9 - $12? i could be wrong. but once you sign up, apply, and get approved, you could be doing a multitude of things, inducing: translation, transcription, social media evaluation, data collection, and more. 

TIPS:

minimum requirements are internet, a computer, and a phone. if you have an extra laptop or computer that still works, set it up and let videos on inboxdollars or swagbucks run in the background. this way you are making money without even thinking about it. you could even just open the videos in another window and mute them, which is what i’m doing right now. you still get the credit for watching them but you don’t actually have to listen to them.

this is not a get rich quick and easy deal. none of these jobs are simple and you won’t be pulling in hundreds per day. it’s hard, annoying work. so don’t expect to be rolling in the dough.

if you can, create a second email for all those times you get asked to sign up for something or subscribe to a newsletter. this way your actual personal inbox isn’t getting spammed with ridiculous things you don’t care about. just check the second email once in a while to make sure no one has sent you anything important. if you choose to get email notifications for new paid surveys on whichever site, i recommend letting those go to your personal inbox so that you may see them. or use the second email and check it daily. it’s up to you!

even though these sites don’t pay a lot, when you use them all together you can get a decent amount of cash. i’ve seen people work entirely from home, pulling $1000-$2000 per month just by using sites like this. but obviously that doesn’t mean it will be the case for everybody. i do this stuff on the side and am happy with just making a few dollars per day.

if it ever feels pointless because you only earned 30c or $1 just remember this - it’s more money than you had five minutes ago. it’s something. it might not pay the bills but eventually it might buy you a coffee or sit in your savings collecting interest. however you want to use it!

CASH OUT IMMEDIATELY. as soon as you are allowed to transfer your money to paypal or wherever, do it asap. there have been times where sites will shut down or glitch out and you are unable to get back all that money you earned.

be careful with some surveys. if they seem fishy or gimmicky or are constantly offering you to sign up for a bunch of bullshit, exit immediately. it will get you nowhere.

do not use VPNs. this usually results in getting banned.

OTHER RESOURCES:

i cannot possibly list every single way to make money online because there is so much! i listed my favorites but please check out these other websites that provide even more information and opportunities. they’re the reason i know so much and have been able to earn money on the side.

down the rabbit hole you go!

r/beermoney (wiki)

r/workonline

r/flipping

the work at home wife

i hope this helps someone out there. i have a job but i don’t get enough hours so i try to make a little extra on the side utilizing all these sites. and i have bad social anxiety so anything i can do to work from the comfort of my own home is my ideal situation. as i said, you won’t make a lot of money to begin with, or even later down the line, but as i’ve repeated - it’s something. it’s $5 more than you had earlier.

again, hope this helps and please let me know if it does! and if you have any questions i can try to help you!

[theproblematicblogger]

My old college sent me an email asking for a donation like ????? lmao I've been sending you 500 dollars every month since I graduated what you need an advance??

[pesh-tigo]

sorry if this is too personal -- are you on hiatus from DV because you're bored of it or because of something else (don't need to specify if it's personal)? you were the one who got me hyped up for DV so if it's because you're bored as well... then RIP

Hey friend! No worries at all. (Is the internet not for oversharing and being too personal?) Kind of a mix of both to be honest. The “something else” part is that I had a really shitty job IRL that sucked all the life out of me, and then got a new job that I am really enjoying and have been doing other things with my life / playing other games that are more interesting to me (any of yall gonna play fallout 76? hmu).....

The “bored of it” part isn’t just strict boredom, again it’s kind of a mix of reasons. I still love a lot about Dappervolk but I think there are a lot of fair criticisms about it. I’m definitely... not the only one who’s grown a little distant from it. I guess I wish there was more interaction besides “click 1000 and read through this story”--for example, I just finished Visindy’s first part of the Silvie’s Mine storyline (yeah, yeah, that’s how far behind I am). There was a part in the story where it said something like “you look around and the cave is shining with crystals all around” (or something like that) and I thought, damn, how cool would it have been if there was an image that popped up, even if it were in the painterly style/not super detailed, that gave us an idea of what we could be picturing and what this cave looks like? Idk, I guess maybe some others would disagree and would rather picture it on their own? But for me I would love more visuals and things like that.

But I just don’t feel as engaged with the story and characters as I would have liked to and a lot of it does seem a bit grindy, and I’m not sure if I feel like it’s worth it to spend all the time grinding, because I don’t really know what I’m grinding for. Maybe once the premium shop comes into effect and there are big ticket items, but otherwise idk. And not to say that I dislike grinding, I’m fine with grinding, as long as it’s enjoyable.... but after you’ve created 500 “1 nip for 1 nip” trades it gets a lil bit tiring. Also in games, I like exploring, finding new things and locations, etc. It would be cool if there were new secret locations on the map that we could unlock by doing or completing certain things that weren’t part of the main storyline. I think I would be much more into the game if housing/guilds were around, so that’s one thing I can think of for official launch that I could get really into. Especially if I could interact with other players in real time. Don’t get me started about the issues with Adventuring. I hope to see a big improvement by the time official launch comes around, and I’m certain the staff will do so.

Also with the whole “datamining” accusations I just got so tired lmao. I felt like some folks were not-so-subtly hinting that I was an asshole for gathering info/spoilers or finding a cool thing and posting excitedly about it to keep the hype going (”we wanted this to be a surprise but SOME PEOPLE had to go ruin the fun for everyone” or acting like grabbing a image URL from a page was equivalent to hacking into the site) and tbh I got a lil bitter because of it. Not saying that I wasn’t in the wrong, I followed the rules afterwards and apologized, it was my bad, and I understand that the staff was upset and not everyone wanted to see easter eggs/spoilers. I’ve just never been on a site that had a rule against it before, or be so strict about it what is and isn’t “datamining”. So I kinda stopped working on spreadsheets and such because the energy and passion wasn’t there anymore (a super lame thing to say about spreadsheets, yeah, that’s my life).

Anyway, I’m sorry that you’re also feeling bored/detached from the site (that’s what I think you’re saying). And sorry that I can’t give you any reason or motivation to get back into it. :C Maybe after full launch things will be better? God I hope I’m more invested seeing as I invested hundreds of dollars into the site..... /sweatdrop I don’t have any plans for any more spreadsheets or polls, or to edit/finish any of the current ones I have out there, but maybe in the future I will. Also sorry this got so long, you sent me an ask right at the time I was looking into getting back into the site to finish out the story for beta (although I’m stuck at a part I literally can’t beat in time for the end of beta, so fuck me I guess) and reminiscing about things that have happened the past few months. If you want to discuss anything, feel free to hit me up again on here or on Discord. I guess this is kinda drama-y, sorry if this starts anything. I’m really not trying to start anything; I can honestly say I don’t care enough to do so. 

[harryedward]

College Tips

Here is what you need for your dorm:

Most colleges have XL twin beds so XL twin sheets and comforter 

Mattress pad. You’ll thank me 

Your dorm probably has terrible lighting so a desk lamp

SHOWER SHOES

Shower caddy 

An alarm clock; not the one on your phone. Set it across the room so you’ll be forced to get up and turn it off. 

ROLLING Laundry Basket. Trust me no one wants to carry 3 loads of laundry 

Laundry detergent 

Sleeping mask if you have a roommate

Wash cloths: Remember that discussion. You can find a 12 pack at walmart for like 3 dollars. Buy like 5 packs. 

Invest in a printer. You can charge people more than the library because convenience and make bank and have enough for ink

HDMI Cord and an adapter. If you have a TV you can watch whatever that's on your laptop on your tv.

LAPTOP. Invest in a good one!! Apple has student deals you can get a macbook for pretty cheap

Mini fridge with a freezer 

Cleaning supplies as soon as you move in CLEAN!! You can get pretty good cleaning supplies at Dollar Tree or the 99 cents store. Don’t spend $4 on a broom 

A good water bottle. Most campuses have hydration stations so you don’t need to buy plastic water bottles. I love Hydroflasks. They keep ice cold all day.

Something to keep your student id or dorm key safe. Like a lanyard. No one cares if you’re wearing a lanyard lmao people on tumblr scared me about that because you look like a “freshman”

I’d get bowls, plates, and cups. Because dorm food isn’t that great so you can always make your own or eat cereal. Also can get really good bowls and plates at the dollar store.

Also check out: https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/registry/campuschecklist/

Some useful tips:

Don’t be afraid to look like a freshman or new. Literally no one cares, and I bet the person in your English 101 class is just as scared and nervous as you. Talk to them, they’ll be your first friend. And it’s good to have a friend in every class. In cases you miss the notes or whatever.

Bring snacks to class or to eat in between classes

Do not be afraid to ask for help like go to office hours. Go to them. Your professor will remember you and will probably help you out if you need a letter of recommendation.

Sign up for unidays and amazon student. Better get ur discounts

I’d recommend going to find your classes few days before class starts. It can be a good way to make friends with people in your dorm also even ask your RA to come help you.

Download your campus map on your phone. Keep a screenshot of your classes and classrooms.

Get notifications sent to your phone for your email like set them up right now. Or if you have the mail app set it up. Like you’ll love waking up to a class is cancelled email instead of walking to class and realizing class is cancelled when no one is there because you were the only one who didn't check the email. 

Get a calendar and mark down when all your assignments are due. Or make a master syllabus with all of your syllabi. 

GET organized. Buy a planner, write down what you need to do. 

Get to know your RA!! They’ll help you with whatever you need

You better study like you actually have to study in college. It is not high school 

Quizlets can save your life!! Look up questions and you should find a quizlet on it!!

Sometimes the library just isn’t the best study place for some people and that’s okay find a quiet place. 

If you don’t have money for books sometimes your library (Like my school) has textbooks you can check out for 2 hours-3 days at circulation. This has saved me like $500

Don’t buy the book until after the first class the professor might tell you you don’t need it.

RATE MY PROFESSORs DOT COM OH MY GOD Please read the reviews of your professor. I never make a scheduling decision without it. 

Go to advising. Set up an appointment each semester. 

Have fun. Go in with an open mind and you’ll do amazing. College is so fun and has the potential to be the best time of your life, if you let it. 

[gaybriel-reyes]

UNSUAL ASKS 1 through whatever number it went to, I just saw it and legit can't remember. Do them all fam, am interested.

Holy Moly, this is gonna take a while. But I appreciate it, anon. Thanks for asking!

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? I´ve never used one of these properly but I guess Spotify??

is your room messy or clean? 4 out of 7 days it´s messy. Messy is its natural state

what color are your eyes? Dark brown

do you like your name? why? Yeah, I like its origin and meaning. Also it isn´t either common or weird, a nice in-between.

what is your relationship status? Single and ready to mingle

describe your personality in 3 words or less. What the fuck

what color hair do you have? Dark brown

what kind of car do you drive? color? Sentra, grey. But I don´t really drive often

where do you shop? The shops I frecuent the most are clothing ones and those are H&M and Pull and Bear (??)

how would you describe your style? (In personality, music taste, clothing...?) In every aspect I stick to comfort and what I like the most at the moment. 

favorite social media account. Tumblr and Facebook. In Tumblr I feel the most loved (lmao) but since I created a fake account in Facebook and joined some communities there, I´ve been having a lot of fun. Well, Tumblr for the win

what size bed do you have? Individual?? (I don´t know how it is called in English) Lemme tell you it´s small as fuck

any siblings? Yes, a little one. 

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Already answered

favorite snapchat filter? The one with the mask (I don´t know how to say “cubrebocas” in English sORRy) with animal print in it. It´s perfect for me cause it covers half my face with it

favorite makeup brand(s) I don´t use makeup. Only for special occasions

how many times a week do you shower? Daily

favorite tv show? Already answered

shoe size? Uhhh in my country´s measure it´s 24

how tall are you? 1.56 cm (5″1 aprox)

sandals or sneakers? Sneakers

do you go to the gym? LMAO. I haven´t gone to the gym in months

describe your dream date. A night out in the city (my home city to be specific)

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? 500 pesos (aproximately 25 dollars)

what color socks are you wearing? Grey with blue dots

how many pillows do you sleep with? 1

do you have a job? what do you do? nope. I do wish I had one

how many friends do you have? That´s a fun question. I have a lot of internet friends but I only have one best friend which I could trust my life with.

whats the worst thing you have ever done? Too many

whats your favorite candle scent? Apple and cinnamon

3 favorite boy names. Emiliano, Antonio and I don´t have a third one

3 favorite girl names. Cassandra, Alicia and Julieta

favorite actor? (He´s a voice actor I hope it still counts) Troy Baker

favorite actress? Lupita Nyongo´o

who is your celebrity crush? Troy Baker again

favorite movie? Dead Poets Society

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? Unfortunately not as I used to (ironic cause what I want to study requires lots of reading) and my favorite book is Sarah´s Key by Tatiana de Rosnay

money or brains? bRAiNS

do you have a nickname? what is it? Fati or Fa

how many times have you been to the hospital? Just when I was born lol. I´ve never been hospitalized

top 10 favorite songs. Already answered and too lazy to put it again

do you take any medications daily? No. This week is an exception cause I´m sick :P

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) OiLY AS helL

what is your biggest fear? Death (ironic cause I want to die 24/7. Hard to explain)

how many kids do you want? 2 or none. Kinda want a family kinda want a peaceful life

whats your go to hair style? Ponytail

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) Apartment

who is your role model? My dad. Just not as close-minded as he is

what was the last compliment you received? Someone suggested to make me a fan club 

what was the last text you sent? Already answered

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? 12. It went all downhill from there

what is your dream car? Mustang

opinion on smoking? Disgusting but I still do it sometimes oops

do you go to college? It´s almost time for me to

what is your dream job? Working at a place where books are edited

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Rural, but my dream is to live right in the city

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? No

do you have freckles? Nope 

do you smile for pictures? Just a slight smile

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 1, 080

have you ever peed in the woods? Yeah... It was an emergency

do you still watch cartoons? Anime doesn´t enter this category so no. (Not a big fan of anime anyways)

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? McDonald´s. Extra fact: I´ve never been to Wendy´s

Favorite dipping sauce? None

what do you wear to bed? A long, old blouse

have you ever won a spelling bee? No :( Haunts me till this very day

what are your hobbies? Play video games for the most part. I also like reading 

can you draw? Not really

do you play an instrument? I used to play guitar

what was the last concert you saw? It was September of 2016. Twenty one Pilots

tea or coffee? Coffee

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? I´ve never been to Dunkin Donuts but Starbuck is expensive as hell so...

do you want to get married? Yup

what is your crush’s first and last initial? A and R

are you going to change your last name when you get married? HELL NO

what color looks best on you? Blue??? 

do you miss anyone right now? At this very moment, no

do you sleep with your door open or closed? Closed. Don´t want any diabolic spirits to get in, right?

do you believe in ghosts? No???

what is your biggest pet peeve? Myself as a person

last person you called` My aunt

favorite ice cream flavor? Mamey

regular oreos or golden oreos? Regular oreos

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Rainbow sprinkles

what shirt are you wearing? A neon green one. I used it in training when I was a cheerleader :´)

what is your phone background? Already answered

are you outgoing or shy? SHY

do you like it when people play with your hair? IF YOU PLAY WITH MY HAIR IM ALL YOURS

do you like your neighbors? Mmmm... no

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? At night

have you ever been high? No

have you ever been drunk? Nope

last thing you ate? A chocolate bar

favorite lyrics right now: Give me your forever, or at least just for a whileGive me never ending, or at least give me a mileGive me happiness, or at least give me a smileGive me forever for a while, give me forever for a whileQuit actin' like a baby, or at least less like a childGive me serenity, or at least just peace of mindGive me closure, or at least a phone callGive me forever for a while, give me forever for a while

summer or winter? I´m a summer hoe

day or night? Night even though it´s when i suffer the most

dark, milk, or white chocolate? Dark

favorite month? June

what is your zodiac sign. Gemini

who was the last person you cried in front of? My dad. It was months ago

[wetrumpfeed]

Afternoon MAGAthread: YOUR WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RECAP!

HAPPY SATURDAY SUNDAY GUNDAY PATRIOTS!

This is u/Ivaginaryfriend here and although I'm a day late (Complicated Business folks) I'm back with all things dank and spicy from the past week! If you happened to miss any past recaps you can catch those here!

Sunday, May 19th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Proclamation on Adjusting Imports of Aluminum into the United States

Proclamation on Adjusting Imports of Steel into the United States

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

For all of the Fake News Sunday Political Shows, whose bias & dishonesty is greater than ever seen in our Country before, please inform your viewers that our Economy is setting records, with more people employed today than at any time in U.S. history, our Military, which.... ... ....was a depleted disaster, will soon be stronger than ever before, our Vets are finally being taken care of and now have Choice, our Courts will have 145 great new Judges, and 2 Supreme Court Justices, got rid of the disastrous Individual Mandate & will protect Pre-Existing.... ... ....Conditions, drug prices down for first time in 51 years (& soon will drop much further), Right to Try, protecting your 2nd Amendment, big Tax & Reg Cuts, 3.2 GDP, Strong Foreign Policy, & much much more that nobody else would have been able to do. Our Country is doing GREAT!

Never a fan of @justinamash, a total lightweight who opposes me and some of our great Republican ideas and policies just for the sake of getting his name out there through controversy. If he actually read the biased Mueller Report, “composed” by 18 Angry Dems who hated Trump,.... ... ....he would see that it was nevertheless strong on NO COLLUSION and, ultimately, NO OBSTRUCTION...Anyway, how do you Obstruct when there is no crime and, in fact, the crimes were committed by the other side? Justin is a loser who sadly plays right into our opponents hands!

Watched some of the Fake News Political Shows this morning and continue to be amazed at how every question is asked in the most negative way. The Mainstream Media should be ashamed of itself - But the good news is that the USA is wise to your game of dishonesty and deception!

With the wonderful College, University and other Graduations taking place all over the USA, there has never been a better time than now to graduate. Best jobs market ever, great housing and financing. Go out there, work hard, & have a GREAT life. You deserve it. Congratulations!

If Iran wants to fight, that will be the official end of Iran. Never threaten the United States again!

Hard to believe that @FoxNews is wasting airtime on Mayor Pete, as Chris Wallace likes to call him. Fox is moving more and more to the losing (wrong) side in covering the Dems. They got dumped from the Democrats boring debates, and they just want in. They forgot the people..... ... ....who got them there. Chris Wallace said, “I actually think, whether you like his opinions or not, that Mayor Pete has a lot of substance...fascinating biography.” Gee, he never speaks well of me - I like Mike Wallace better...and Alfred E. Newman will never be President!

I will be interviewed by Steve Hilton tonight at 9:00 P.M. on @FoxNews. Enjoy!

A great win for Brooks. Congratulations to a great champion!

Starting Monday, our great Farmers can begin doing business again with Mexico and Canada. They have both taken the tariff penalties off of your great agricultural product. Please be sure that you are treated fairly. Any complaints should immediately go to @SecretarySonny Perdue!

The Mainstream Media hates to cover this!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

"Leaked Facebook spreadsheet shows employees are targeting conservatives for extra credit

LMAO this dude’s sitting right behind home plate forcing ESPN to show his MAGA hat on national tv every pitch

R.I.P. karma

This Based commentator needs to sue @Bernstein and @Buzzfeed for $250 Million.

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Welcome to the Clown World

The cockroach gets BTFO!

Congratulations to our new MAGA graduates who avoided the college NPC trap!!!

HAPPENING IN AUSTRALIA!

Monday, May 20th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Proclamation on National Maritime Day, 2019

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate and Appoint Personnel to Key Administration Posts

President Trump Signs Executive Order for Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders

President Trump Delivers Remarks Upon Marine One Departure

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

The Failing New York Times (it will pass away when I leave office in 6 years), and others of the Fake News Media, keep writing phony stories about how I didn’t use many banks because they didn’t want to do business with me. WRONG! It is because I didn’t need money. Very old .. continued.. ... continued.. ... continued.. ... continued..

Why are the Democrats not looking into all of the crimes committed by Crooked Hillary and the phony Russia Investigation? They would get back their credibility. Jerry Nadler, Schiff, would have a whole new future open to them. Perhaps they could even run for President!

Looks like Bernie Sanders is history. Sleepy Joe Biden is pulling ahead and think about it, I’m only here because of Sleepy Joe and the man who took him off the 1% trash heap, President O! China wants Sleepy Joe BADLY!

On this Cuban Independence Day, we stand by the people of Cuba in their quest for freedom, democracy and prosperity. The Cuban regime must end its repression of Cubans & Venezuelans. The United States will not stand idly by as Cuba continues to subvert democracy in the Americas!

The Fake News put out a typically false statement, without any knowledge that the United States was trying to set up a negotiation with Iran. This is a false report.... ... ....Iran will call us if and when they are ever ready. In the meantime, their economy continues to collapse - very sad for the Iranian people!

Beautiful evening for a MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN rally tonight in Pennsylvania. Thank you, I love you! #MAGA

Megan King, who is running for Superior Court Judge in the Pennsylvania election, has my Full and Total Endorsement. She is tough on crime and fully understands all aspects of the law. Vote for Megan tomorrow (Tuesday).

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Wow....just wow

My condo complex is full of illegals. Seven less now.

Chick-Fil-A line in the ATL airport right now. 10x longer than any other food place

#BuildMe - 3rd in line at Montoursville PA rally 👍

Doug Collins releases Loretta Lynch, Andrew McCabe interview transcripts

PRESS BRIEFINGS, INTERVIEWS, RALLIES:

MAGA Rally Watch Party: President Donald J. Trump in Montoursville, PA 5/20/19

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

WHO does she think she is?

Pedes, I hereby formally submit my proposal for the new Trump Monument. MAGA

#BuildMe -- The Madman did it!

Happy birthday Brick Bot!

Tuesday, May 21st:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Twelve Nominations Sent to the Senate

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

To the great people of Kentucky, please go out and vote for Matt Bevin today. Very important. He has done a fantastic job for you and America! #MAGA

I am very disappointed that Mexico is doing virtually nothing to stop illegal immigrants from coming to our Southern Border where everyone knows that because of the Democrats, our Immigration Laws are totally flawed & broken... ... ...Mexico’s attitude is that people from other countries, including Mexico, should have the right to flow into the U.S. & that U.S. taxpayers should be responsible for the tremendous costs associated w/this illegal migration. Mexico is wrong and I will soon be giving a response!

Pennsylvania - Don’t forget to get out and VOTE TODAY for Republican Fred Keller for Congress. Fred is Strong on Crime, Second Amendment, Military, Vets, and Healthcare. He has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

I am pleased to announce my nomination of Barbara Barrett of Arizona, and former Chairman of the Aerospace Corporation, to be the next Secretary of the Air Force. She will be an outstanding Secretary! #FlyFightWin

So even though I didn’t have to do it with Presidential Privilege, I allowed everyone to testify, including White House Counsel Don McGahn (for over 30 hours), to Robert Mueller and the 18 Angry Trump-Hating Democrats, and they arrived.... ... ....at a conclusion of NO COLLUSION and NO OBSTRUCTION! The Dems were unhappy with the outcome of the $40M Mueller Report, so now they want a do-over.

Johnny, we will miss you – you did a great job!

Wow, Mark Levin’s new book opened at #1. It is great – keep it there for a long time!

Shahira Knight has done a wonderful job as my Legislative Affairs Director at the White House. She was outstanding for us and for our Country - will be a tremendous success in the private sector!

After spending 40 Million Dollars, reviewing 1.4 million pages of documents, & interviewing 500 people with the total support of the White House, the Mueller Report was a BIG DISAPPOINTMENT to the Democrats, so they want a DO OVER. It doesn’t work that way-so bad for our Country!

The Democrats are on a fishing expedition, wanting to interview the same people, and see the same things, as we just went through for two years with Robert Mueller and the 18 Angry Dems. Never happened to a president before. Never even happened to President Obama!

Congratulations to Governor @MattBevin on winning the Republican Primary for Governor tonight in the Great State of KENTUCKY. Matt, you are doing a fantastic job!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott: Protector of Religious Liberty (and tendies)

If this wasn't the funniest headline of the day, nothing was.

EXPOSED: DNA testing reveals one third of migrants faked family relationship to claim asylum

Imagine that. A coffee company who refuses to virtue signal and spew left-wing bullshit. They just want to sell coffee. What a concept. 👌🏻

FITTON: MASSIVE Victory: Antifa Activist Ordered By Federal Court to Pay Judicial Watch $22,000 Over Her Frivolous Lawsuit

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Do you notice the pattern?

The New SAT Exam

Pocahontas was great, but THIS is the DNA test we all want to see

Never bring a milk shake to a gun fight

Wednesday, May 22nd:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Makes Remarks

President Trump Participates in the Public Safety Officer Medal of Valor Presentation Ceremony

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Everything the Democrats are asking me for is based on an illegally started investigation that failed for them, especially when the Mueller Report came back with a NO COLLUSION finding. Now they say Impeach President Trump, even though he did nothin wrong, while they “fish!”

After two years of an expensive and comprehensive Witch Hunt, the Democrats don’t like the result and they want a DO OVER. In other words, the Witch Hunt continues!

The Democrats are getting ZERO work done in Congress. All they are focused on is trying to prove the Mueller Report wrong, the Witch Hunt!

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

Without the ILLEGAL Witch Hunt, my poll numbers, especially because of our historically “great” economy, would be at 65%. Too bad! The greatest Hoax in American History.

Everybody, including me, thought that when the 40 Million Dollar Mueller Report was released with No Collusion and No Obstruction (of a crime caused by others), that was the end. But no, the Democrats want to keep it going in an effort to help them in 2020. Bad for the Country!

“The Democrats are in danger of becoming irrelevant because of their decision to keep taking the country on wild goose chases. They ought to start governing. You know, for a change.” Michael Goodwin @newyorkpost

As I have long been saying, and has now been proven out, this is a Witch Hunt against the Republican Party and myself, and it was the other side that caused the problem, not us!

(Video)

So sad that Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer will never be able to see or understand the great promise of our Country. They can continue the Witch Hunt which has already cost $40M and been a tremendous waste of time and energy for everyone in America, or get back to work.... ... ....But they really want a do-over! You can’t investigate and legislate simultaneously - it just doesn’t work that way. You can’t go down two tracks at the same time. Let Chuck, Nancy, Jerry, Adam and all of the rest finish playing their games.... ... ....In the meantime, my Administration is achieving things that have never been done before, including unleashing perhaps the Greatest Economy in our Country’s history.... ... ....Democrat leadership is tearing the United States apart, but I will continue to set records for the American People – and Nancy, thank you so much for your prayers, I know you truly mean it!

I want to welcome you all to the @WhiteHouse as we award our very bravest law enforcement officers and firefighters our nation’s highest public safety award – The Medal of Valor...

In a letter to her House colleagues, Nancy Pelosi said: “President Trump had a temper tantrum for us all to see.” This is not true. I was purposely very polite and calm, much as I was minutes later with the press in the Rose Garden. Can be easily proven. It is all such a lie!

Zero is getting done with the Democrats in charge of the House. All they want to do is put the Mueller Report behind them and start all over again. No Do-Overs!

Democrats don’t want to fix the loopholes at the Border. They don’t want to do anything. Open Borders and crime!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Out in the Rose Garden

BREAKING: Federal Prosecutors Charge Michael Avenatti With Defrauding Porn Star Stormy Daniels

Hey Burger King

Cohen Admitted It Was ‘Plausible’ That Trump Wasn’t Telling Him To Lie To Congress...(YA THINK so, Mikey?)Cohen is a joke!!

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Clown World Rule Of Law

Got asked to Sadie’s today (girls ask guys to a dance) and I couldn’t say no to a poster like this

RedPillDiePie

Dr Ben Carson HUD, brings the spice to Ilhan Omar via twitter

1950's model OR 2019 model ??

Thursday, May 23rd:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Delivers Remarks on Supporting America’s Farmers and Ranchers

Memorandum on Enforcing the Legal Responsibilities of Sponsors of Aliens

Six Nominations and One Withdrawal Sent to the Senate

Memorandum on Agency Cooperation with Attorney General’s Review of Intelligence Activities Relating to the 2016 Presidential Campaigns

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

The Democrats have become known as THE DO NOTHING PARTY!

Rex Tillerson, a man who is “dumb as a rock” and totally ill prepared and ill equipped to be Secretary of State, made up a story (he got fired) that I was out-prepared by Vladimir Putin at a meeting in Hamburg, Germany. I don’t think Putin would agree. Look how the U.S. is doing!

I was extremely calm yesterday with my meeting with Pelosi and Schumer, knowing that they would say I was raging, which they always do, along with their partner, the Fake News Media. Well, so many stories about the meeting use the Rage narrative anyway - Fake & Corrupt Press!

When the Democrats in Congress refinish, for the 5th time, their Fake work on their very disappointing Mueller Report finding, they will have the time to get the REAL work of the people done. Move quickly!

Our hearts go out to the people of Missouri as they woke up to assess the damage from storms. You are strong and resilient, and we are here to assist.

.@NWS and @USACEHQ are monitoring the damaging storms and flooding in Oklahoma. Listen to the warnings of your local officials and stay safe. We are with you!

Congratulations to Prime Minister @NarendraModi and his BJP party on their BIG election victory! Great things are in store for the US-India partnership with the return of PM Modi at the helm. I look forward to continuing our important work together!

We will never forget our fallen HEROES. It was our great honor to be with you today! #FlagsIn

The U.S. Senate has just approved a 19 Billion Dollar Disaster Relief Bill, with my total approval. Great!

“Today, at the request and recommendation of the Attorney General of the United States, President Donald J. Trump directed the intelligence community to quickly and fully cooperate with the Attorney General’s investigation into surveillance activities.... ... ....during the 2016 Presidential election. The Attorney General has also been delegated full and complete authority to declassify information pertaining to this investigation, in accordance with the long-established standards for handling classified information.... ... ....Today’s action will help ensure that all Americans learn the truth about the events that occurred, and the actions that were taken, during the last Presidential election and will restore confidence in our public institutions.” @PressSec

“Nancy Pelosi should not be out there doing the kinds of things she is doing. She will diminish herself and her membership. She cannot put a subject with a predicate in the same sentence. What’s going on?” Ed Rollins @GreggJarrett @LouDobbs

“PELOSI STAMMERS THROUGH NEWS CONFERENCE”

71% of Voters rate the Economy as Excellent or Good. The highest number in more than 18 years! @QuinnipiacPoll

Wow! CNN Ratings are WAY DOWN, record lows. People are getting tired of so many Fake Stories and Anti-Trump lies. Chris Cuomo was rewarded for lowest morning ratings with a prime time spot - which is failing badly and not helping the dumbest man on television, Don Lemon!

When is Twitter going to allow the very popular Conservative Voices that it has so viciously shut down, back into the OPEN? IT IS TIME!

“Intelligence Agencies were used against an American President.” @DevinNunes @ShannonBream @FoxNews This should NEVER happen to a President again! Dems are furious at Robert Mueller for his findings - NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION. Now they should go back to work and legislate!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Sarah Huckababe Sanders: “You can’t literally have a meeting like Nancy Pelosi did yesterday an hour before she got to the White House where she accused the president of a crime, said he had engaged in a cover-up, and then show up like nothing has happened. It just doesn’t work that way.”

WATCH: Donald Trump Jr. slams Burr over his Senate subpoena

Trump signing memorandum requiring immigrant sponsors to pay for social services | Fox News

President Trump: "I am an extremely stable genius."

BOOM! - Process Started - President Trump Issues Authorization Memorandum for Declassification...

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It's like you want the Brexit party to win, Remainers.

Justin Amash in a nutshell.

It's May 23rd. International Turtle Day! Shout out to Cocaine Mitch! Keep America Great!!!

Space Force Mission- Stop The Black Hole Of Pelosi ben Garrison cartoon

Nancy Pelosi Has A Hardware Malfunction On Live Television

Friday, May 24th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Delivers a Statement Upon Departure

Memorandum on Delegation of Functions and Authorities under the Sanctioning the Use of Civilians as Defenseless Shields Act

Memorandum on Delegation of Function under the Hizballah International Financing Prevention Act of 2015, as Amended

Memorandum on Delegation of Functions and Authorities under the Nicaragua Human Rights and Anticorruption Act of 2018

Memorandum on Revisions to the 2017 Unified Command Plan

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Individual to a Key Administration Post

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

“If they try to Impeach President Trump, who has done nothing wrong (No Collusion), they will end up getting him re-elected” @LindseyGrahamSC Impeachment is for High Crimes and Misdemeanors. There were no High Crimes and Misdemeanors, except for those committed by the other side!

I don’t know why the Radical Left Democrats want Bob Mueller to testify when he just issued a 40 Million Dollar Report that states, loud & clear & for all to hear, No Collusion and No Obstruction (how do you Obstruct a NO crime?) Dems are just looking for trouble and a Do-Over!

Congratulations to Tom Cotton - his book, “Sacred Duty: A Solider’s Tour at Arlington National Cemetery” just hit the best sellers list. I was at @ArlingtonNatl yesterday & the people there were so grateful for Tom’s inspiring portrait of “The Old Guard.” Great job @TomCottonAR!

Just spoke to Prime Minister @NarendraModi where I congratulated him on his big political victory. He is a great man and leader for the people of India - they are lucky to have him!

Departed the @WhiteHouse and am now on Air Force One with the First Lady heading to Japan and looking forward to honoring, on behalf of the United States, His Majesty, the Emperor of Japan. I will also be discussing Trade and Military with my friend, Prime Minister @AbeShinzo.

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Mitch McConnell and our Republican Senators have been very solid and strong. We have accomplished a great deal together, in particular with our Courts, 107 Federal Judges.... ... .....The Dems want a second shot at Bob Mueller, are very unhappy with the No Collusion Report. They should not be allowed to play this game any longer - no second chances - must get back to work. So bad for our Country!

In Alaska with our GREAT TROOPS, departing shortly for Japan!

The real trade war began 30 years ago, and we lost. This is a bright new Age, the Age of Enlightenment. We don’t lose anymore!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Teresa May resigns

President Trump Takes On Pelosi, Iran, and "Witch Hunt"

Memorial Day Weekend MAGA sale at the Trump Campaign website! 25% off all weekend! All the cool kids drink out of Trump Pint Glasses, ya know.

This post didn't age well. Poor Shiffty. I think the walls may be closing in.

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Britain reacts to Theresa May's resignation

Melania Trump is Simply Irresistable!!

I was at that meetin' with GEOTUS, He told me keep on sowin my seeds pedes, we're about to see the biggest crop ever.

Bye, Theresa!

Saturday, May 25th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Attends a Reception with Japanese Business Leaders

Vice President Pence Delivers the Commencement Address at the United States Military Academy

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Democrat Senator Mark Warner is acting and talking like he is in total control of the Senate Intelligence Committee. Their is nothing bipartisan about him. He should not be allowed to take “command” of that Committee. Too important! Remember when he spoke to the Russian jokester?

Another activist Obama appointed judge has just ruled against us on a section of the Southern Wall that is already under construction. This is a ruling against Border Security and in favor of crime, drugs and human trafficking. We are asking for an expedited appeal!

Thank you John, so nice!

In addition to great incompetence and corruption, The Smollett case in Chicago is also about a Hate Crime. Remember, “MAGA COUNTRY DID IT!” That turned out to be a total lie, had nothing to do with “MAGA COUNTRY.” Serious stuff, and not even an apology to millions of people!

Going to play golf right now with @AbeShinzo. Japan loves the game. Tremendous fans of @JackNicklaus, @TigerWoods, and @PhilMickelson — I said what about @GaryPlayer, they said we love Gary too!

North Korea fired off some small weapons, which disturbed some of my people, and others, but not me. I have confidence that Chairman Kim will keep his promise to me, & also smiled when he called Swampman Joe Biden a low IQ individual, & worse. Perhaps that’s sending me a signal?

Great morning of golf with Prime Minister @AbeShinzo at Mobara Country Club in Chiba, Japan!

Great fun and meeting with Prime Minister @AbeShinzo. Numerous Japanese officials told me that the Democrats would rather see the United States fail than see me or the Republican Party succeed - Death Wish!

Great progress being made in our Trade Negotiations with Japan. Agriculture and beef heavily in play. Much will wait until after their July elections where I anticipate big numbers!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Happy Belated Birthday (May 23), Mr. Attorney General!

President Trump arrives in Japan, kicking off 4-day state visit with trade talks at its center

ANOTHER “DOCTORED” VIDEO OF PELOSI. EITHER SHE IS DRUNK OUT OF HER MIND OR SHE HAS SOME SERIOUS NEUROLOGICAL PROBLEM

As promised, Donald Trump is teaching the Republican party how to win!

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

When a bunch of your interagency colleagues (CIA, FBI, Department of State) got caught trying to overthrow a duly elected President (the boss) and you had nothing to do with it.

Here's what really happened with Jerry Nadler

The End of the Deep State | It's happening folks.

DONKTUM: Restricting the Range of Consciousness.

WEW LAD, SO MUCH WINNING!

Some tunes to help you go through all this winning:

Summer Days

FACE

Wonderland

6’s to 9’s

Sunflower

MAGA ON PATRIOTS!

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The Art of the Textual Car Sale via /r/cars

The Art of the Textual Car Sale

Preface to this conversation: I had met this potential customer a few times before at dealership - never sold before - and was talking very casually. He was a little younger then me (27) and this relationship had been established - much more professionalism is usually used.

Tyler: You working today?

Warren: Yeah I'm here til 6 tonight and Saturday, off tomorrow. Warren: Want me to put hold on that Acadia for you?

Tyler: Well ****(competitive dealership) about to write the deal for $510 Tyler: Match it

Warren: Did they give you any kind of deal screen? $ down?

Tyler: I'll put $500 down. $25,500 for trade Tyler: LMK what you can do and I'll leave a deposit tonight

Warren: What was their selling price?

Tyler: I'm not sure paperwork at home. Obviously i want to buy it thru you but i gotta go to where the best deal is

Warren: I should be able to match any deal - could you send over the paperwork they gave you? just take pic and text to me.

(pic of deal screen quoting $560 / month (72 months) and hand written by dealership 0 down $530 / month (75mo) Tyler: That's where they were at yesterday. Matt the "team leader" said hes going to get me $26k for trade and get me $510/15 for 72!

Warren: Ok thanks - if i can get them to do it would Saturday morning work for pick up?

Tyler: We are leaving for the weekend on Saturday... could we pick up when we get back?

Warren: Gotta do paperwork before end of month tho that's when rebates expire. Warren: When are you free?

Tyler: get one of them newbies to do delivery for you

Warren: If tomorrow works a lot better for you I can meet you here...What time would you be free?

Tyler Can come whenever.

Warren: We ran the #'s exactly the same as they did... and their offer on trade is $25,500 which is the highest we can go as well. Warren: $560 / month at 72 months $540 at 75...based on a realistic rate (4.9%) if we get a better approval your payments go down.

Tyler: holy hell Tyler: So that's more then pottydealer

Warren: even at 26k trade your payment would only be affected $6ish... our #'s are exactly the same as pottydealer haha they can't do $510 the #'s dont add up at all

Tyler: Matt just called me from there

Warren: what'd he say

Tyler: Idk i didn't answer about to call him back.

Warren: Yeah call him and say give me exact # on trade, monthly payment, interest rate hes running at, and term. - based on what you told us its same deal.

Tyler: Okay stand by Tyler: Hes busy

Warren: "busy" Warren: I'm never to busy for you baby

Tyler: lmao

Warren: haha - the only wya hes getting to 510 is running it an unrealistic rate

Tyler: he said 3.9-4.9

Warren: you would say yes then he'll tell you it went up to 560 when you get there. If we can get you 3.9 your there... its gonna be at best 4.9 tho

Tyler: come on bruh

Warren: I can try you know that its up to the banks though. We'll get you the best rate possible... credit starts with a 6 though correct?

Tyler: I think I honestly dont know

Warren: If your 750 i'll get you 3.9

Tyler: yeah right.. high 6's

Warren: Okay well i'm out at 6 but you can text me later and i will call and get them to establish deposit on car

Tyler: werd so if they say 510/515 its bullshit?

Warren: if its the same term, 25,500 trade, only 500 total down then yes Warren: The #'s dont add up there at all Warren: 50 dollars a month is like $4,000 not 500 haha

Tyler: Yeah strange haven't heard back yet but I'll let you know when i do

Warren: Yeah i think hes BSing... hes just rying to get you to say yes to something and then bump you up to real payment when you sign

Tyler: I'll be interested in seeing what he says.

Warren: Same haha if he sticks to 510 tell him to text you a picture of deal screen portraying that

...

Tyler: I talked to Matt. He said if i put $500 down itd be 520 a month

Warren: Did he give you exact figures? term, trade #, interest rate hes using.

Tyler: 75 months, 4.9, 25.5

Warren: send deal sheet... those #'s don't add up.

(Deal screen showing 532 at $500 down 75 mo **competing dealership achieved this by going way under whats called "Supplier Pricing" which was a fixed program that went with the huge rebate on car worth almost $5,000... considered a nono but apparenlty they were desperate for deal ) Tyler: now this shows $531 w/500 down he literally just told me $520 with $500 down

Warren: yeah so it's only 8 bucks lower then where i was running it

Tyler: sharpen the pencil hella sharp lets make this work. Tyler: try and get me 1.9% too

Warren: haha try and get me 900 cosigner

Tyler: But i'm a little confused how said $520 / month with 500 down but didnt sent that over on the deal screen

Warren: I told you he was lying Warren: Screw him man just get the car from us its gonna be right around there dude Warren: Its all dependent on the interest rate thats the most important part and we will get you a better rate.

Tyler: C'mon my entire family bought cars there $26,000 for the trade $500 down and we will be right where we need to be

Warren: Dude I wish I could they made multiple phone calls about it today thats the max they can own it. Warren: If I can get them to take $500 off the selling price (almost same thing) lets submit this thing and get it APPROVED! then lets just do this?

Tyler: $500 off their deal?

Warren: Off my original deal. Warren: The real deal i've been giving you this entire time Warren: I'm saying we were at supplier and i'll go $500 under to match your last request

Tyler: Thats $300 more then watertown Tyler: I sound mega stingey haha Tyler: Just get me to the $520 and i'll give you a depsoit now

Warren: Haha you know its not on me at this point to give any numbers i'd love to sell it as low as possible at this point lol (already flat "mini" commission I think to myself)

Warren: They took so long to send you those #'s in writing because they just made the deal even more unreasonable for dealership so we can pretty much match but that is the best that's gonna happen man Warren: pottydealer gonna go to work getting you the best interest rate possible too? they'll mark up without a doubt Warren: Lol you worked it well got down to the best deal possible Warren: but thats the best deal homie

Tyler: (shows screenshot of writing on deal screen of 530 0 down) So he was obviously lying?

Warren: yes Warren: he just wanted to close you and then bump you come paperwork Warren: I don't do ish like that Warren: i only spreken ze truth

Tyler: gonna be a bump in his face when he gets punched

Warren: he was probably just spitballing...threw out a # he thought he could close you at

Tyler: so we'll be about 530?

Warren: Right around there... as long as we get 4.9

Tyler: think you can get 3.9?

Warren: 4.9 is your hope man Warren: to be honest

Tyler: So what do we do from here... apply for loan?

Warren:Yeah i'll call fore credit app and deposit?

Tyler: can call now

THANK YOU for reading this far... was an interesting one because had a competing dealer pretty much lying straight to the customers face about where he could get him... just goes to show that the HONEST style of selling always wins out. Be completely frank yet respectful, aggressive yet understanding. I did have to come off original selling price by a bit ($500) and the deal was already making pretty much zilch - however was keen to this customers stubbornness and had do something. was able to close at higher price then other dealer still by selling value of myself.

Most text car sales - which happen quite often in this line of work - happen very quickly. This was an exceptional case of back and forth in a way even though the prices never changed that much... just difficulty presented by opposing dealer.

Car sales or buying questions?