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terramythos · 2 months

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Immediately lost the post but saw an 'aging userbase' comment on a post about the audio prompts at the self checkout??? At the GOCEY store??? Did you not go to the fucking gocey store as a child. Did you not hear literally all these prompts before the age of 18? People who were adults before self checkouts were invented dni

#I should go to bed.#my posts

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iaus · 2 months

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i'm doing a timeline for this fic and i'm. laughing so hard because i have all these notes about porter's life and family and in a tiny corner

>jace is born

#.txt #the age difference is. present #not as much as in cgu by uh. well... okay it's still really similar.#i should go to bed.

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kyratittyfish · 1 year

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And for my next piece, may I introduce you to Joker doing his daily stretches routine.

He absolutely *despises* it, it's boring and often painful and there's at least 1530 things he'd rather be doing. Cleaning the Normandy's toilets is on the list, that's how much he hates the stupid stretches.

Unfortunately for him, Chakwas is hellbent on him performing them like a religious daily ritual. Unfortunately for him, she's also knows his weakness, aka instant mix for hot chocolate.

Unfortunately for him, she's threatened him she's going to tell the mess sargeant to lock it away if she ever gets word he's skipped even a single day of his PT. |

Unfortunately for him, EDI is a snitch.

So he does his PT.

And then he drinks the biggest, most delicious cup of hot chocolate as soon as he's done.

#my art #jeff joker moreau #mass effect #mass effect fanart #joker mass effect #mass effect joker #zoom in for maximum detail #cause I detailed this one so much #I’m still seeing tiny cross hatch strokes every time I close my eyes #speaking of which #I should go to bed.

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nordicbananas · 6 months

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alright goodnight everyone!! this post will be t he person of the day too

person of the day is everyone I talked to today. if u spoke with me I love you dearly. thank you for talkign to me :) and also vi especially for being sweet (as usual <3)

yayayay I'm very glad I got my new pinned. I like it a lot!! and I hope to actually utilize my tagging system.

oli please consider going to bed soon. it's late. early. both at the same time. go to bed <3333

ummmm yea. OH I get to do nothing tomorrow ehrehrhrh....

#expect rather me going wild or silence #except for interactions.#no matter how inactive I am I will respond to asks and non-tag game tags don't worry guys #even if it's me going 'IM SORRY I GOT UR ASK I LVEO YOU BUT I HAVENT ANSWERED IT YET DJFSERYEHR'#wait I still love tag games just usually I dont do them. idk why. but.#tag me in whatever you want I would actually implode #idk what I'm saying I've finally reached internal incoherence #DID I JSUT SPELL THAT RIGHT FIRST TRY OMG #I mean.. I did get fourth place in my uhhh elementary school spelling bee....#I lost with 'disinfectant'.#but the good thing is that I can always spell disinfectant now #disinfect the ant. the ant likes i's.#I said that so many times to myself while trying to memorize how to spell disinfectant omg #I will forget my own name before I forget D I S I N F E C T A N T #I can rattle those letters off like skittles talking about the fun facts they've learned you don't understand #I should go to bed.#GOODNIGHT <33 #--flower's bloom #TUMBLR PLEASE WHEN WILL YOU AUTO FILL THAT TAG. PLEASE. PLEASE. SOB

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gasterofficial · 2 years

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i cant believe im almost crying over a kingdings rp post chain in the year of our lord (papyrus) 2022

(its been a joy to read your interpretations of gaster, tragic and sad, but very well done. but at the same time how dare you make me feel emotions at 8am /lh)

better than feeling emotions at 4 am

#i should go to bed.#but thank you AHFJAHSFKJHF #answered #utdrp talk

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patchdotexe · 1 year

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screwing around with logos again, this time for the organization experimenting on sol & co

the actual text logo is gonna be a wip for a while (rn im trying to keep simularities between it and the Rescue series logo) bc i got distracted trying to make an easy to draw symbol i could use for stuff

"caduceus" is a trauma center reference but there's personal reasons behind why i went for a tc reference in specific. it gets called "the institute" as a loose maximum ride reference though. the company(???) logo is a simplified caduceus merged with a dna helix and a heart on top bc of ondine having a heart motif, and the pink/blue color split is gonna be a visual theme with rescue in general

the split heart MIGHT end up being what i use for the series itself? i dunno i wanna mess with it some more but its late

#leo chirps #leo.txt #leodoodles #sol is making a reference engineered only for myself. and for people who watched the ggrumps tc lp i guess #i should go to bed.#running to your Rescue

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thehealingsystem · 1 year

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OUGHHHH I AM SO SORRYYY BUT I JUST WANNA DIE ALL DAY AND EVERY TIME I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO I JUST AM TOO TIRED OR RELUCTANT TO AND MY METHOD ISN'T WORKING AND I DONT KNOW WHAT'S WRONG I DREAD EVERY SINGLE DAY I WAKE UP BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO JUST SLEEP I AM SO TIREDD

#i wish there was an easier way to do this #meanwhile watch me cry everyday while everyone i know just ignores me and skip classes and dont do my work and try to kms in the bathroom #haha there's no hope for anything is there #i hate everyone im so so so so angry my head is not being nice!!!!#tw sui ideation #tw sui implied #tw suicide #tw sui attempt #EDIT: i wrote this 6 days ago but it feels like forever #ive been particularly thinking of this. for no reason whatsoever. definitely #tw vent #im supposed to have school i hate school #hopefully i get sick my strep throat has been YUCKY #huh. i used to absolutely hate getting sick #i should go to bed.

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daz4i · 1 year

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projecting my pronouns on that beast. he/it dazai realness

#i should go to bed.

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count-doodoo · 2 years

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Y'ALL IDK IF I'M JUST REALLY SLOW BUT I JUST REALIZED

"BE CAREFUL NOT TO CHOKE ON YOUR ASPIRATIONS"

CHOKING AND ASPIRATION ARE LIKE. VERY MEDICALLY RELATED

ASPIRATION IS THE ACCIDENTAL ENTRY OF SHIT INTO THE LUNGS

IT DOES NOT ALWAYS CAUSE A CHOKING REFLEX BUT IT CAN

AND LIKE

ASPIRATION AND CHOKING ARE BOTH AIRWAY OBSTRUCTIONS THAT CAN KILL YOU VIA ASPHYXIATION

I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

MAYBE ANAKIN DID PAY ATTENTION TO TEMPLE HEALTH CLASS

y'know as i finish writing this i realize that this might've been much funnier in my head.

#star wars #anakin skywalker #darth vader #rogue one #shitty medical jokes #aspiration x choking #also i am an extremely tired non-doctor so please dear god do not take this as like medical advice or anything #dubious medical accuracy #i should go to bed.

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atvbs · 2 years

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anyways enough of that who wants have the same thing akito and touya have but with me [smacked with a broom

#loner.txt #jun ☕️#i should go to bed.

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brandybradyrandyandyndy · 2 years

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WHAT. ARE. YOU. WEARING. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. THEY GOTTA BE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE.

#the very first time I saw him wear those pants I already knew this was gonna be bad #now this #unbelievable.#and I will never be able to explain this to anyone #do you know how many people who watch gzsz also watch osomatsu-san??? exactly one. me.#and the worst part.#he's talking to his mom in this scene.#he's talking to his mom bc he recently moved out and now he's struggling bc his mom always took care of everything #and he can't do anything on his own bc he's always lived off other people and I think I'm going insane #literally. I'm sitting here thinking about this and knowing that this doesn't make sense to even one other person on this earth.#gzsz #gute zeiten schlechte zeiten #moritz bode #german stuff #he gave up his education to pursue a modelling career #I don't know if he's already been fired in this scene #but I know that he's gonna be jobless soon #do you understand.#his boyfriend - who he moved in with - works at the local food place do you fucjing understand my struggle #I should go to bed.

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nebulaedaniel · 7 days

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im sleep deprived don’t look at me

#back on my bullshit but look listen :)))) i apparently have no emotional permanence #i had so much fun yesterday and now im all yay it was fun!!! i will never have fun again #absolute dumbass behavior from me i know #but also just. wtf dan and phil have chosen each other for 15 years and my longest relationship lasted a month and 3 days #im older than they both were in 2009 #why am i comparing myself to them i dont knowwwwwwww its not good for me #i just feel like such a hopeless case 99% of the time #i should go to bed.

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floorley · 2 months

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Venn diagram meme that appeals to an audience of exactly 1 person (me): Disco Elysium + Scavengers Reign + Succession + There Is No Antimemetics Division compared and contrasted in the context of the nature vs. nurture debate to create the ultimate Pathetic Wifeguy Political Compass

#one axis is ‘are your pathetic traits due to your innate nature?’#other axis is ‘are your pathetic traits due to your circumstance?’#with tom being our pure innate pathetic wifeguy (is a billionaire; he just sucks)#adam being our pure circumstantially pathetic wifeguy (cool; loves his wife; just happens to have suffered more than Jesus #and also be the dual protagonist alongside his ex wife who is infinitely cooler than him)#harry being a mostly circumstantial pathetic wifeguy with innate influence #(loves the ex something; would otherwise only suck to a normal degree if not for the amnesia and the impending apocalypse)#kamen being mostly innately pathetic with circumstantial influence #(is an asshole; has always been an asshole; causes 90% of his own problems; but also there is the matter of the Psychic Divorce Frog)#I should go to bed.

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babygray · 7 months

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I’m a dasher, I’m a dancer

Wanna a doner? I’m a vixen.

like a comet hit from Cupid

They be prancing, I be blitzing.

….bars.

#I must loopier than I thought #thinking up a dumb Christmas-theme whatever this is in late February #I should go to bed.

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hugevampiretits · 1 year

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where is my beautiful voluptuous wife (male) when i need her so much

#i should go to bed.#bat speaks

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sad-leon · 9 months

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So some of y'all need to go touch some grass and learn that brotherly affection can include forhead and cheek kisses without it being gross

I like to imagine Leo is very affectionate, but when his brothers show him affection, he freezes up. Especially after the invasion, he fucking cries when his brothers show him affection wihtout him needing to "earn it" or anything like that

#sad•leonart #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rise leo #rise leonardo #rise donnie #rise donatello #rise mikey #rise michelangelo #rise raph #rise raphael #brotherly affection #featuring tail wags because yes #the image of leo pulling donnie away from his computer with a gentle forhead kiss to tell him he should go to bed #will forever live rent free in my head #and vice versa #theyre brothers your honour /ref #the brothers ever #i love them so much

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