#i showed the first drawing to my 2 rice-fan friends and they wanted to kill me for it

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Next drawings for @bobovember! Days 15 and 16: Puzzle and Mountain :) I had no clue what to do with these so i decided to just theme them after Rice

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[hawaiian-has-moved]

you aren’t cannon. beetlebabes is more cannon than you. at least that shit was in the musical and movie and cartoon.

Need I remind you idiots, since I have already said I'm no longer being nice to you anymore.

That I do not give a damn what you think it looked like to you in that fucked up brain of yours, it's still p*dophilia. Man it's almost sad I live this rent free in your head for existing. I just exist and your blood boils. It's cute.

Anyway, Lydia is a minor in every version.

And if you think the wedding in the movie was romantic. Man every gross man I've cringed at for being a creepo must have been true love.

But see, that's the thing you people don't get huh? Consent. Consent does not exist to you. If it did you wouldn't fight when people say that Lydia is a minor and therefore cannot consent. It doesn't click because you found something hot about shipping this developing teen with this old as fuck perv.

But oh? Is that not enough for you, you cry, begging to justify your vile ship. Allow me to humor you and go through the other versions.

In fact! I'll analyze a whole song just for you.

Also please look at yet another picture of Lydia obviously not having it.

Way back when I was just ten

Simple and sweet

Everywhere, fellas would stare

Out on the street

And I felt used

Kinda confused

I would refuse to look in their eyes

But now I really love creepy old guys

This is kinda obvious, she's been preyed on before by men. So basic p*do trying to gr**m a kid scenario. But the satire to the song of course is that "it's all fine now" Which it's obviously not, she's just using this to trick him so they can send him back as an end goal.

We all do!

Gum disease

Skin like grilled cheese

Saggy old asses

(Saggy old asses)

Cute and vile

Hey baby, smile

To each girl that passes

They make me blush

(Can't get enough)

Now one of 'em loves me, wants to be mine

(That's right)

Marrying my own creepy old guy!

(I'm a creepy old guy)

This is just more playing out the satire of pretending it's okay, but with Beej chiming in because he already lacks the knowledge that this is grooming and it's not okay. Tricking him into thinking this is fine to end up killing him is a breeze.

My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy

I'm so happy I could cry

Girls may seem disgusted, but we're actually just shy

It's not uncommon that I've heard about or heard someone get told that they're just shy when a gross ass old man or someone is trying to gr**m a kid. It's gaslighting and manipulation in most cases. So for them to say that it's because they're actually just shy as part of the satire is the point.

My creepy old groom (creepy old groom)

Play that wedding tune

Hey folks, step aside

(I am older, but I'm glad I waited)

And if you've watched a bootleg, you would recall Barbara right here smiling and then turning away with eyes wide, like "this is not fucking okay" Kind of look on her face. But yeah this is another one of those phrases that you hear too often in these gross situations.

'Cause here comes the bride

I am marrying my creepy old guy

(Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy)

He's my creepy old guy

(Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy!)

Fix his hair

Get him prepared

For Armageddon

Again if you have seen a bootleg, here Lydia puts a finger to her lips and goes shhhh. Because Armageddon is Beejs death.

Sure, the groom

Crawled out of a tomb

But hey, hey, it's a wedding!

He's really fucking old guys. There is a huge age gap and this is p*dophilia.

So dim the lights

Pick up some rice

Say something nice

It's my day to shine

I'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy

(It's showtime)

Creepy old guy, creepy old guy

She's marrying a creepy old guy

Have you guys seen "Lolita"?

This is just like that, but fine

I have not seen Lolita, but I have been told it's similar to this who marriage scenario and is mega bad. Now if it were Lolita fashion, that is made to ward off men, so I assume it's a movie from what info I have.

Creepy old dude, creepy old dude

Our faith has been renewed

Now love is alive!

Wave your baby girl goodbye

I am walking down the aisle

I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by

I know that on the outside he's disgusting

And even on the inside, he's disgusting

This whole scenario is fucking vile. He's vile.

But I know that this time, I'm makin' it right

(Making it right, making it right!)

With my family by my side

O.M.G.

Dressed to a "T"

Fancy and formal

I found me a wife

L'chaim to life

This is so normal!

I was ignored

But now, I'm adored!

'Cause I extorted, tortured, and lied

Give it up for my underage bride!

They've done it, they have successfully tricked him into thinking this is okay with no funny business. But he's about to get stabbed. L'chaim to life is a nod at him being Jewish, also he had a Kippah in the DC version which backed this joke, but it fell off a lot ig so he doesn't have it now. Traditionally there was a lot of marrying women off to much older men for property and stuff, as most religions do/did tho. I was in a production of Fiddler on the roof for example and that was the whole premise.

Here comes the bride

Here comes the bride

God be glorified

I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright

My creepy old guy

My creepy old guy

Doesn't he deserve a chance at life?

Oh yeah, that's right

Yeah, that's right

So let's make him alive!

I am marrying my creepy old guy!

Guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy

Guy, guy, creepy old guy

Guy, guy

(I have chills)

Yeah!

And then they stab him and the till death do we part sign over the stage all makes sense now because the wedding vows are undone and since he's recently deceased he almost returns to the netherworld.

Etcetera etcetera... But of course you guys go tome deaf at that one when it plays if I remember right.

Oh right, the cartoon, of course, I knew just what you were thinking don't worry. You're thinking "oh well what about the comics, and the valentine cards! And and the animators who drew lewd stuff of Lydia!" Well.... Haha! Still p*dophilia! And also I have seen the infamous Lydia drawing and it's got her head shape, nose, lips, but it's not fully her. Even if it was again my first point, still p*dophilia. And yeah just because the people who worked on it drew it, doesn't make it suddenly okay. Ffs...

I couldn't even find a cartoon wedding that wasn't fan drawn to match this one. Because that doesn't exist! But I do have my favorite point to make.

Beetlejuice's look into Lydia's future in Pest O' the West.

Now why you b*bes were busy being p*dos and gr**ming kids on the internet into thinking this shit is okay, I was mastering the art of common fucking sense.

Beej makes a joking remark that he cannot see into the future while hiding from Bully the Crud, but when he does as per usual, his puns and phrases make his magic go to work. So a crystal ball appears in front of him showing the future in the images I've provided.

Lydia, doing a heaping pile of dishes as a ghost for bully and all of their kids, very unhappy and driven insane. Because imagine what being married to someone it's obviously wrong to be with would do to her mind. He hates seeing her like this, so he rushes to save her. Which he successfully does.

Toon is actually the one with canon evidence of this shit being not okay to him.

Also before anyone tries to say it, no the movie and cartoon aren't connected, she doesn't even live in Winter River in the cartoon that should have made it obvious. Besides she's like 14-16 in the movie. So I don't think she de-aged.

Lastly, two things that are off topic. I believe it's spelled canon, and before anyone goes saying fiction doesn't effect reality, I would like you to explain to me how being a Jedi is a official religion if that is so true.

See anon! I gave you my special, condescending talk that too two hours to type on my phone! You stalked me endlessly and I picked you as the special anon that, I didn't deletes ask for being a gross piece of shit in a minors ask box! Wow. That searching my name clicking on my asks, and typing out all that so I could live rent free in your head really.... Didn't work lol. I may have took two hours to type this, but I assure you I will forget about you in 2 days max. Because unlike you, I have better things to do than ship a minor with an ancient demon. Bye bye now, be sure to rant about me with pure rage to your house p*do friends so that my existence may spread further into other people's minds! Woo... Being famous is so tough. 😉

[natsubeatsrock]

"Why do you hate Nalu fans asking for angst?"

Who actually believed I was done talking smack about Nalu?

I feel like I haven't been clear enough on this. Normally, I'd say something like this because fandom ignores my arguments about something. While that's not untrue here, looking back on my discussions of the Nalu fandom's desire for canon situations of angst, I feel like I can be a bit more clear and direct as to why I don't like it.

A lot of what I've said makes it seem as though I don't like or appreciate angst as a whole. Sure, I say I don't hate angst, but I worry that my explanations make it sound like a cover to rag on Nalu for even potentially having angst. I want to explain the issue I have with the cries for Nalu angst in a way that shows I can appreciate angst.

Let's start with a couple of ships outside of Fairy Tail. The first is one that my long-time fans may recognize. In an earlier rant from around the time that Fairy Tail was ending, I briefly touched on Beauty and the Beast and how Belle and the Beast transformation is something Nalu fans wanted out of Mashima's treatment of the END situation. However, I hinted at how their ship is an example of good angst and I want to talk about it more.

At the beginning of the movie, Belle and the Beast start not liking each other much. However, a change happens when she is told to leave after breaking the Beast's one rule. Before she can get too far from the palace, Belle is saved from a pack of wolves by the Beast. As she's cleaning his wounds, they start to come to more of an understanding of each other. As shown by lyrics of and scenes shown during the song "Something There", they start to come to an understanding of each other that leads to romantic feelings. 

By the time we get to "Beauty and the Beast", it's clear that they both have feelings for each other. Despite the Beast confirming he loves her, we don't get a confession from Belle until after he supposedly dies. However, it's important to remember that her confession comes off the heels of a defense of the Beast from villagers, the rest of their relational progression and the timer set by the falling rose petals. Her confession comes just as the last petal falls from the enchanted rose. In other words, she came to truly love him at the last possible moment and it may not have mattered if he died at that moment. Of course, he does live and they can be a couple.

The second example comes from one of my favorite anime, Toradora. (I'd use Clannad for a similar reason, but I know this one off-hand better.) It's a bit of an understatement to say that Taiga Aisaka and Ryuji Takasu start on the wrong foot. It's established fairly early on that much of their initial goals are to get the other's best friend to end up with them. However, as they spend time together, they end up growing closer to each other. As early as episode 2, Ryuji goes from annoyed at not having enough rice because of Taiga's presence to disappointed at having too much rice in her absence. But then, Ryuji gets into an accident and it becomes clear that Taiga has stronger feelings for him that she's letting on.

As the series progresses, we see evidence of them growing closer together and the idea of them becoming a couple is made to seem more realistic. It's not that we can't tell if they like each other at this point; it's that we're not sure how things will play out. It turns out that, during their class trip, Taiga takes a spill of her own and unknowingly confesses to Ryuji. He outright confirms that he has feelings of his own but struggles to tell her how he feels. A bunch of shenanigans happens between then and the end of the series, but they do end up together at the end of the series.

I explain the stories of the couples in this way for an important reason. In each of these stories, the angst does draw people closer together. However, there is a sense that the relationship was already progressing that way, to begin with. Angst was used as the medium to draw feelings out of characters they might have already been on track to have. Chances are that they could have gotten into their relationship without the angst. However, it works very well to see their relationship progress as part of the resolution to the tension of the story. Depending on how a writer spins it, it can work well.

Mashima did not do this with Nalu. Not he didn’t do it well with Nalu. It didn’t happen.

What I will say is that there wasn't a lack of moments that could have been used to draw out romantic feelings for each other. Here's a list of a few moments I can think of off the top of my head after the Galuna Island arc (at which point they're more familiar with each other):

Lucy being captured by Gajeel during the Phantom Lord arc.

Natsu on the brink of losing against Gajeel, also Phantom Lord.

Lucy getting captured during the Edolas arc.

Lucy saying "it's more fun when we're together" on Tenrou Island.

After the Naval Battle in the Grand Magic Games.

Lucy getting captured (again) during the Grand Magic Games.

The epilogue of the Tartarus arc. 

Natsu realizing the guild was dissolved at the beginning of the Avatar arc.

Natsu almost dying after Aquarius came back.

Natsu almost dying (again) after fighting Gray.

The end of the fight with Acnologia.

There are a couple of other moments I probably could have added, especially from the anime and the sequel, but these are some of the moments that Mashima could have used to bring Natsu and Lucy closer to a trajectory of a romantic relationship. It's even canonically hinted during a few of these moments that he could have done exactly that.

However, the resolution for each of these moments came and went. Natsu and Lucy were friends before they happened and they didn't seem to be anything more than friends after them. I don't feel as though there's any real reason to think that anything else could cause some well of romantic emotions that has yet to be untapped to spring.

This has been outright confirmed for me by Mashima's writing of the final arc of the main series. Natsu nearly dies in front of Lucy. Twice. And the most we get from the whole thing is a "thanks for helping me get in the guild" a year later? I know Evergreen mentions that she might like him, but that's shot down and ignored almost as soon as it was brought up.

Are we supposed to believe Nalu would have stopped a rampage from END? Or that, even if it did, Mashima would use the opportunity to make clear that Natsu and Lucy did have romantic feelings for each other? Chances are, we'd get a moment where Natsu remembers the importance of his friends and remember who he is. Are we shocked that this was literally what happened in canon when he did lose control of himself? Or how Dragon Cry did a similar thing, despite prizing Lucy more than other members of the guild?

At this point, I guess someone could look at this and come to the conclusion that Nalu was just a product of Mashima's bad writing. Nalu is romantic but was handled poorly. If Mashima were a better writer, this would have handled better. And as someone who recognizes that, despite having great ideas, Mashima's not a great writer and isn't always able to make them work in the best ways possible and has even made a similar argument with Gruvia...

NO!

Not even a little yes.

At least my argument on Gruvia is couched in a recognition that it's the only ship of its kind that Mashima's done. (People who compare Gruvia to Reina and Musica get the bullet.) I don't see the things I'm arguing isn't great about Gruvia in any other Fairy Tail ship. You can't make the same argument with Nalu and angst. If you do, you're not paying attention.

In just the last arc, we got two clear examples of this in Gajevy and Zervis. Not just in the "you could argue that this is what Mashima was building these ships up towards throughout the series" sense that's very real about both of these ships. In the current events of the arc, he advanced both relationships after they had angsty situations. Gajeel confessed his love to Levy as he was almost killed by Bradman. Mavis and Zeref came together just as he was defeated and they ended up dying together. 

Depending on how you interpret it, Gruvia also got the same thing in the same arc. Jerza has had a similar thing going around it with the Tower of Heaven and Nirvana arc. Fan interpretations of plenty of other favorite ships in Fairy Tail are near dependent on the idea that a person came to love someone more after something tragic happened surrounding them, including a number of my favorite ships. Heck, Mashima did this with all three of the ships involving his main characters in Rave Master to some degree or another.

As much as I don't love every aspect of Mashima's writing, this isn't a symptom of that. The fact is that Mashima didn't use ANY moment that Natsu or Lucy have seen the other in angsty situations to show clear romantic feelings for each other. No kisses, no confession, no anything. Given that he's done that with arguably every main ship he's shown interest in both his big series, I can't help but think that Mashima's either trying something completely different with this ship or isn't ever bringing them closer to being a couple. Either way, I don't see how Mashima putting them in one more magical situation of angst is somehow going to push them over the proverbial edge and make them canon at this stage in the series.

In Conclusion:

I don't hate angst. Nalu is just wack.

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OoC: Favorite Characters

I decided to focus on villains or anti-heroes, it’s hard picking just favorites in a general sense.

1. Harleen Quinzel A.K.A Harley Quin - DC Comic Universe I have been in love with this woman since September 1992 when she first aired in the Batman Animated series, Joker’s favor. Due to her brilliant creators of Paul Dini and Bruce Tim, led with the voice talents of Arleen Sorkin. She was born from her own raw desire to help people in her own best way possible, using her talents of understanding, reading and in many sense controlling people. Sadly, like Alice in wonderland, she fell into a realm of madness and uncertainty. She has been one of the most complex characters in animated history with large backstory and many turns and takes. Extremely popular on various forms and has made many appearances over the years even scoring some of her own comics and shows and now movies. When she was first created, she was merely a fill in and not meant to take and yet here she stands, a triumphant beauty whose overcome Abuse, trauma and degradation.

2. Azula - Avatar the last air bender animated television show + comics What can i say about Azula? In many retrospects she’s fierce, powerful, driven and just intelligent! I think a lot of people forget something pretty important about her: SHE WAS FOURTEEN! This young teenage, overthrew governments, taking whole cities and was the closest to killing the Avatar compared to anyone else. Not to mention her pure intelligence! People compare to playing a game of chess when it comes to moving people or controlling their actions. No, to this woman it was checkers. I truly believe if she didn’t become as over-confident as she did, the war would have ended with her taking the world. With the right nurturing, she would have become the most feared overlord the world would ever see.

3. Loghain Mac Tir - Dragon age book (The Stolen Throne by: David Gaider) and Dragon age Origins the Video game. Yeah, there’s a theme so far i am guessing you are seeing. I can’t help but appreciate sheer intelligence. Loghain is sort of obvious in the video games, it’s clear his intents. At the same time, there is far far more than what is merely on the surface with this man. An obvious villain, almost to the point of it being boring. Yet, why in the games are so many people hesitant and trusting of him? This man had proved himself, over and over, that he had his country in his heart and would do anything to protect it and keep it from the true monsters of the world. People. He was never shy about the routes he’d take, the lengths he’d go, he was brass, courageous, and deceptive. He called things out, forced people to seeing the bigger picture, he didn’t need to control or lie to people about things. He got what he wanted in the most unique ways possible, not his title, not his money, not his charisma but by being true in what had to be done. 

4. Sylvanas Windrunner - Blizzard Entertainment Video games I don’t see her as a Villain, an Anti-hero, yes. Look, we all know Blizz can’t seem to understand women or know how to write them on a large scale. I seriously feel bad for both, Piera Coppola and Patty Mattson as they have to watch this poor woman get brutally torn to pieces. I will always, always have a soft spot for her and remember the days where in many respects was like Illidain, and (above) Loghain. A woman who saw the bigger picture and would sacrifice anything to save everything she cared for. I wont drag on for her, simply because i know the most people who are doing this and following are from the Blizzard franchise and i know we have all heard many many layers to this continued argument about this particular character. If ya wanna PM about it or rant at me, bring it. I’m an Alliance player at heart, but i only got into w.o.w because of this woman. Both sides are shit. *drops mic*

5. Aaravos - Dragon Prince, Netflix television animated show. Okay, seriously, if you haven’t seen the show yet: DO IT! Just as with this theme, INTELLIGENCE, INTELLIGENCE, INTELLIGENCE! Tactful, charming, knowledgeable, i mean...look at that face! He is hands down perfect. Sadly, we still know very little of him but goshdamnit! Love! Love! Love! I can not wait to know more of him and see more of him. 

6. Maleficent - Fairy Tale story / Disney The jist of her, from stories and movies, is general: She was snubbed or insulted by the royal court and took her revenge on the child they were all celebrating. I’m sorry, but this has always been fantastic to me. What is more painful and hard to deal with then your own child being cursed? Claim petty if you want, but no, oh no my dear friend, this is a brilliant revenge. A normal person would blame the man in charge and curse him, but meh, whatever. Kings wont remember how they snubbed others, this is proven time and time again in many stories. Will this act ever be forgotten? Will the generations always remember not to snub a powerful faerie? You better believe it! She made a ever lasting mark, an impression that has lasted since the 13th century! Throughout the years no one has changed these facts: Maleficent was powerful, she was disrespected and she took her revenge onto a child. Normal stories like these over the years have changed both villains and heroes, or even circumstances. This classic has even seen the beautiful creation, directed by Robert Stromberg from a screenplay by Linda Woolverton, and still they honour the root of what was and with a focus on the villain and her origins.  How many villains get this?

7. Narberal Gamma - Overlord Anime/ Manga series Who doesn’t love a maid? Not to mention a Battle maid. Narberal is...mm, i don’t even know how to express her. She’s just generally cool, powerful, intelligent, loyal and honest with everything around her, just a demeanor of a refined perfection. She’s enjoyable to watch. Another thing i enjoy, she’s not the main villain. The show itself has many “villains”, i say in such way because it’s never really clear or obvious what you can count as villain or hero in a lot of ways. Yes, some are obvious but even then in many cases showed within it’s all about circumstances, who you are following, why you are following them. I enjoy the not so cut and dry of “good and evil”. This character also helps continue that ploy, helping and yet also killing people.

8. Carmilla - Castlevania Netflix series I’m a huge vampire fan, been so since middle school. I’m not as quick whipped as i use to be about the lore, history and so on when it comes to many Vampires and their origins. With such said, damn she made me bring out the books again, especially because she was one of my favorites to read about. I mean, Lesbian vampire. Do i need to say more? For now, i’ll only focus on the more recent adaption of her. So, yeah theme? We get it, intelligence. The world truly is a chess board for her, however she does not expect people to just flip the board on her. God, Jaime Murray, thank you so much for that wtf moment cause you expressed her sheer just horror at watching everything fall around her with perfection. Throughout the points we see Carmilla we see her truly be the tact master, stirring the pot and also showing her prowess in form. There is also a lot of restraint i don’t think people will give her credit for. We see how she expresses her emotions in violence, but i also think we are seeing it in a very, very pulled back way. I look forward to seeing how she changes her circumstances and sets things back into her own order in the coming season.

9. Akasha - Book series: The Queen of the Damned by Anne rice and movie: The Queen of the damned. Ah yes, the books that helped start the joys of vampires and how could i not fall in love with someone toying into the very beginning and trying to draw into the beginnings of a creature known throughout the world and time. Why do i choose Akasha considering i already touched base on vampires? Simple, she will always deserve a spot on any favorite list of anything. She gave so little cares about anything and only wanted the world to die and feel her wrath. Not to mention Aaliyah played this part so beautifully well it deserves every recognition it can get. I know she doesn’t seem to quite fit with the rest, but this is partly why she is so low on the list.

10. Callisto - Xena television series Last but certainly not least, we can’t forgot about this one. Good? Bad? Surely just pure chaos! She does what she wants and cares little about the consequences. It’s been ages since i’ve last seen the show i will admit, so my bases on her is a bit rusty. However, i will always remember her out of the many other villainous people we meet in the Xena universe. Fun, witty, combatant, you never knew what she was really going to do. As soon as she popped into a episode, i would recall fondly sitting at the edge of my seat just wondering how or why she did the things she did. There is my list of favorites, i’m sure you can see the themes between them all as many of them have common traits, inspirations and personalities. Hope you all enjoyed! Tagged by: @olivia-lovecraft​ tagging: *boops* you!

[valorkook]

Think of Me |m.yg

PART 1 | 2 (Please Stop) Thinking of Me pairing: Reader x Min Yoongi type: Soulmate!AU w.c. : 4.7k summary: You have seen people find their soulmates in the most unique ways, from writings on skin to hearing their thoughts since their childhood as they narrate. However, you’re clueless; hopeless to find the person destined to you when you can’t see or hear hints, clues as to where your soulmate is. You believed that you were a defect from the magical system, all until something unusual happen to you one day. 

                             “—it was so sweet, he really doodled a sunflower on his skin, it was like he knew it was my favorite flower!” Mijin nearly squealed on her seat, spotting Jungkook walking back to the booth you’re both occupying with a tray filled with beverages for all of you.

It was your first time to meet your best friend’s soulmate today, finding yourself waking up to Mijin’s incessant messages that blew up your phone earlier and asking you to meet her in the diner you two have frequented since meeting as college freshmen a year ago.

Once you arrived, you cannot fathom how destiny loves kissing your best friend’s ass and granting her a soulmate who’s probably sculpted perfectly by gods above. Even you can’t help yourself but stare longingly at his sleeved arms, the fabric clinging to his big guns as Mijin’s hands seemed to coiled around her soulmate’s as he only chuckled at her.

“How the fuck did you even get lucky?!” You helplessly whined at her, who only sent you back a smug smile as she averted her gaze back to Jungkook who arrived back to their table.

“Hey,” You greeted him while he adjusted his seat close to Mijin, his doe eyes catching your attention, “Are you sure you’re not lost, maybe you’ve met the wrong soulmate—“ You suddenly felt an ache from her kick below the table. 

Jungkook only chuckled in response, raising his left forearm to show you a different drawing that can be seen from Mijin’s own forearm, “I’m pretty sure she’s the one I am destined with.”

You sipped on the vanilla milkshake you’ve ordered, face grimacing in the process as you can only confirm one common thing about them, “Yeah, I can see that both of you are sappy romantics.”

“You guessed correctly.”

Mijin gasped, eyes widening as she looked at him, “Really? Have you watched the Japanese movie ‘I Give My First Love to You’?” He nodded excitingly at her as she jumped from her seat, wrapping her arms around his neck as they gave the eyes.

“Why are you looking all that happy when the movie has a sad ending?” You were puzzled, not minding their current actions that scream PDA, you’d rather wait for an object to fly and hit their heads at the moment.

There was a silence between you and them, seeing as they continued to sip on their drinks while minding their own world as you minded your own phone, scrolling up with a pad of your finger as you checked tweets to pass the time, until one of them approach you again with a word.

You were happy, to say the least. To see your best friend finally meeting a guy who believes in the magical system of soulmates, unlike the others who are afraid of their destiny and proceeded in fucking up their life on a daily basis with one-night stands. You, however, are torn between believing and not.

You cannot see a special mark embedded on your body, not a single line nor anything that would give you at least an answer that you have a soulmate waiting for you. As what others have narrated the moment they met their soulmates, you cannot sense the same thing with your soulmate.

Or, what if you don’t have a soulmate in the first place?

The impending fear always leave you sweating and cold in the wee hours of night, waking up from a nightmare that you’ll only live and die alone for the rest of your life was enough to keep your mind running. Thinking that you’re a defective to the system.

But you’d always cling to a sliver of hope that you’ll find him or her as you cannot find neither cases nor documentaries in the city’s library about not having a soulmate; meaning no one has not ever found their soulmates. Some found theirs at the age of mid-thirties, but that was only the last case you’ve heard from news . . . who knows, maybe you’ll break the record and find your soulmate at the age of 78.

That’s if you can still live long.

“How about you, ______,” You were snapped out of your lingering thoughts, your eyes finding Jungkook’s brown ones as he continued to asked, “Have you found your soulmate yet?”

Mijin can only looked at you in pity, remembering that you shared most of your nightmare stories to her in the late nights as she also lives in the same dorm room as you within the university. She always prepares you a warm cup of tea after explaining the repetitive nightmares, and Mijin especially let you lie next to her bed, easing into a dreamless sleep after the incident.

Before she can reply, you already answered, “No, I haven’t.”

Jungkook prodded further, “Are there any indication on when or where to find your soulmate?”

Mijin lean closer to him, mumbling inaudible words as you can only guess what she has said to him by his reaction. “I—I did not mean to . . .”

You only offered a small smile at him, sighing, “It’s alright, I’m clueless as to how to meet them in this lifetime.”

“I’m pretty sure you can find him or her sooner or later,” Jungkook encouraged you, softly glancing at you as you appreciated his concern, you were glad to see Mijin is destined to a guy like him. “There are countless ways to find them, just wait for an opportunity to come.”

“Thank you.”

Mijin’s genuine smile was enough to comfort you through the day.

The night has fallen in the city of Busan, and you find yourself tailing the new couple in front as you admired the string lights hanging above the small market built with colorful stalls with varieties of tasty foods and trinkets one can only find within the town. The breeze coming from the sea only amplified the essence of the night market located by the seaside, above the sturdy wooden sidewalks built the boundary between the asphalt road and the sandy shore of the beach.

You glance forward to see the two of them detouring to another stall filled with jewelries on the right, arms linked throughout the time as their free hands were following what their eyes set upon on, be it a ring or a bracelet that’s no worth as gold or silver ones. Granted, they were cheap, but it was all the college students could afford at the moment.

“There,” You suggested the sunflower necklace hanging near the other edge of the table, the saleswoman catching the item you first spotted as she unlaced it for you, “Oh, for her,” You kindly smiled as she gazed at Mijin and handed out the necklace.

Jungkook beamed at her, “Looks pretty on you.” He unlatched the hook of the necklace, placing himself behind her as he carefully brushed Mijin’s hair away before wearing the necklace around her neck. “How much?”

The saleslady mused, “3000 won for you, I can see from the gleam of your eyes that you’ve just found her.”

“I did.” He pulled out the exact bills, purchasing the item as you see Mijin fanning herself, face crimson from the compliments coming from both her soulmate and the seller.

“Don’t you want anything, _____?” Jungkook asked you out-of-the-blue, “It's on me.”

You were taken aback, noticing that he was really a gentleman. Too sweet and kind for a guys in his age, you could only assume he’s just the same age as you and Mijin, “No thank you, Jungkook-ssi.”

You added, “That’s really kind of you.”

He only shrug in response as he interlaced his fingers with Mijin, with you standing on her other side as you went in through the stalls selling street foods, “Just taught to treat anyone with kindness.”

“You’re too sweet for this world,” Mijin piped in, smiling from ear to ear while you followed them to the nearest food stall selling spicy rice cakes. Your mouth watered at the sight and smell as she pulled you towards it.

“Come on, Jungkook’s treat.” She insisted, smirking at her next statement, “I know you can’t resist tteokbokki.”

You sighed defeatedly, “Alright, if he does insist.” somehow, you were tempted to add that you can’t also deny that you’re being offered free food. It has been your weakness, and for sure you’re easy to fall for traps or be lured in when it involves your favorite snacks.

Mijin hands you a paper cup full of the rice cakes you’ve been craving after the multiple projects you finished last week, forgetting the instant black bean noodles waiting for you back at the dorm. “Good god—“ You nearly moaned at the burst of flavors hitting homerun in your taste buds.

“They really sell the best tteokbokki here,” Jungkook claimed before ushering both of you to sit on the unoccupied table near the stall, covered by a striped green roofing cloth in case the weather turns up wet today or for the rest of the week. The three of you were too immersed with the food to even drop a comment, nearly devouring your portion of rice cake as the only thing you can only hear was the crash of the waves from afar, adding the loud sound produced by the cicadas in the area.

It was too early to claim this a peaceful night when your phone buzzed within your left pocket, placing the cup you’ve been holding for awhile as you rummage for the vibrating object out.

Sent by: Jimin                 ‘ Are you busy? My USB got corrupted, please email me the file asap! ‘ 

That definitely killed your night, faster than Thanos could snap his fingers.

Sent by: You                ‘ Okay, don’t worry. ‘

“Guys, I think I’ll be heading back at the dorm early,” You explained to the couple situated on the other side of the table, “I got something to send before 12.”

Mijin stood from her seat, bidding you goodbye with a hug, “I’d be back before 11.”

“You better,” You joked before glancing at Jungkook, “Please take her home safely later.”

He reassured you, “Will do, before 11.”

You waved goodbye at them on the table, weaving your way out of the night market just when you were lucky enough to hitch a ride on a bus en-route to your dorm before it leaves you to wait for 15 minutes for the next one.

Somehow the rice cake was, indeed, not guaranteed to keep your stomach from gurgling tonight when you switched on the lights near the doorway of your dorm, opening the cabinets above the mini countertop adjacent to the front door as you pulled out the instant pack of black bean noodles, also a small cooking pot before you filled it with tap water and putting it on top of the electric cooker to boil it up.

Your laptop was left open on top of your bed, showing the loading sign at the center of the screen while you were emailing the file to Jimin, explaining that he mistakenly plugged in his USB to his roommate’s laptop filled with virus. Adding his opinion that it’s because of too much porn download.

You could only laugh at his reply in the chat earlier, assuring that you’ll be sending the original file that he has to redo a bit of parts before sending it to your philosophy professor before the clock strikes 12:00 AM. Not long and you can see that it was successfully sent, and now your attention is solely on the tasty noodles you’re boiling soft tonight.

You can only bite your bottom lip at the smell of the sauce being poured over the noodles, mixing it with two of your steel chopsticks as you momentarily forget your surroundings; barely fixing the oversized shirt you’re currently wearing which shows skin from your collars to your shoulder blades.

Placing the device on top of your lap, you situated yourself comfortably within the confines of your blanket. You scrolled to find movies on Netflix while the bowl of noodles sit idly beside you, waiting to be devoured on.

Your phone buzzed against the nightstand, spotting your project partner’s name on the bright screen illuminating the dimmed room.

Sent by: Jimin                 ‘ THANK YOU!!!!! EXPECT A COFFEE FROM ME TOMORROW :D ‘

Not bothering to reply to his message, you left your phone sleep on itself as you continue to search films under their new releases. The dorm room was eerily quiet as Mijin still haven’t arrived yet, the clock mounted high on the wall in front of you struck 9:00 PM.

Through the wee hours of being alone, you found yourself immersed in the movie you chose to watch. The empty bowl of noodles was left by the small sink installed on the countertop, still not finding the time to wash it up when you can’t keep your eyes away from the laptop screen and your body wrapped around the soft blankets as the rain started to pour half an hour ago.

Your eyes were shut when Mijin arrived back into the dorm, having to bid her soulmate goodbye by the entrance considering that the building is strictly a dormitory for girls. You were sleeping soundly on your bed as Mijin prepared her clothes before sleeping, leaving you be as she also kept your laptop away before you push it off again . . . knowing that you can’t afford fixing your laptop when you’re utterly broke at the moment.

You felt much warmer when you find yourself conscious, assuming that morning has come to welcome the dorm room with warm rays entering through the glass windows . . . your eyes were too droopy last night to not mind the curtains left open, damn it.

But you were surprise to sense that there’s no bright light absorbed by your closed eyelids, and the warmth became too much when you feel it on your backside. Supposed that I might be facing Mijin’s bed, you internally thought as you started to peel your eyes open for another day.

You’re supposed to see Mijin’s sleeping figure in your sight but you only spotted thick, grey curtains covering the sunlight from peeking into the room. You have no recollection of the said curtains from the last time you did the laundry on bedsheets and curtains. Maybe they spotted a grey one last night from the market, another thought seemed to answer your cluelessness at the curtains when you felt a nudge behind you.

There was something heavy lying on top of your waist as you were facing sideways on the bed, your vision still blurred but you were confused with all the warmness you felt behind, and it was definitely not your blanket. You start to panic as you reached for your eyes, clearing it all from the gunk as your sight became clearer of the messy room.

Way too many black clothes littered upon the wooden flooring, seeing white sheets of paper littered on the far right corner of the room, where the small bookshelves supposed to be standing in your dorm room.

But it was not your dorm room when you see unusual things that neither you nor Mijin owns; the keyboard piano was definitely not own by any of you as you know that you didn’t partake in any piano lessons within your lifetime, same goes for the figurines displayed on top of a desktop table as you also recall not being a fan of an American basketball league.

You sat up from your— wait, not your bed too. Where the fuck am I?!

Like many horror scenarios you watched before, you attempted at slowly turning around to see what— or who is behind you. Your hands clutching at the blanket that seems to be yours, your eyes travel at a bulk figure wrapped in black comforter.

Your breath nearly hitches once you realized that there was an arm, too pale for Mijin to have, lying on top of your blanket. And the way it suddenly moves upward was enough to let yourself topple down the bed and scream, as if your life’s depending on the noise you’ve made.

The guy suddenly woke up from your noise, brows furrowed and words in his mind were collected to scold his fellow roommate. But the noise was too feminine of a screech to notice that you exist in the same room as him.

“WHO ARE YOU!?”

The guy sat up from his bed, leaning his figure against his arm propped out as he glanced at you in an angry demeanor, “What the fuck are you doing in my room?” he drawled.

Feeling exposed to his unfamiliar stare, you coiled your blanket around you tighter than before, “I-I don’t know, where am I?”

“Uhh, in my room? How did you get in here, anyway?”

You babbled, “I really don’t know I— I’m really lost, I was sure that I entered the right dorm last night. . .”

“Please get out of here before I call the police.” he spoke with hard tone, unusual to hear as if he’s not from. . .

“I am still in Busan, am I?” He was almost close to reach for his phone in his nightstand when a word from you surprised him even in the early mornings of being grumpy.

He looked at you quizzically, “No, you’re in Daegu.”

“WHAT?!”

“Stop screaming, woman!”

“— How can I be in Daegu when I . . .” Your eyes found his again, suddenly feeling the overwhelming rush within your body, going haywire. The guy who was still slumped on the bed also felt the surging rush, his posture turning straight as he was taken aback at you.

It’s not that he doesn’t believe in the magical system of soulmates, but he didn’t anticipate to meet the person he was destined with in his room. So much for taking relationships slow-paced when he has slept with you on the same bed that quick. 

However, you felt conflicted on whether to believe he’s your soulmate or not when you can clearly remember that there was no recorded incident of a soulmate finding their significant other through teleporting places. But why did you teleported in the first place?  

The same question burned through his mind at the same time, making him clearly conscious even without a steaming mug of coffee in his hands. Perhaps he . . .

“I thought of my soulmate— I guess you, last night.” He spoke, breaking the eerie silence within the room as you believed him. You felt like he was telling the truth.

“Wait, last night . . . oh,” You paused, crimson blush spreading on the apples of your cheeks as he was horrified at your statement.

“Not in that way you dolt,” He clarified quickly, “I was writing lyrics last night.”

You only sighed in relief, scanning the room before you asked, “What’s your name?”

“Min Yoongi.” His right hand travelling at his nape, feeling all too shy all the sudden as he brushed his fingertips against his hair.

You cleared your throat before responding your own name, “ ___  _______”

Both of you were suddenly quiet, minds still sinking the newfound information as you stood up and his gaze following your movement. “Look, I need to go back . . . I can’t miss the coffee treat from my friend.” You chuckled, lightening up the mood with him considering that he’s your soulmate.

“There’s a bus stop nearby,” Yoongi suggested, until he realized where you are located, “You can’t go out through the front door, this is an all-boys dormitory.”

“Can’t I just teleport back? I don’t know think of me back in Bu—“

All it took was a blink, and you found yourself in the confines of your dorm room. The room you are in right is much warmer than his back in Daegu as you spotted Mijin still sleeping soundly on her bed, black ink scribbles littered her forearm as you thought of how unique their connection is to their soulmate.

While you have the coolest one yet; Teleporting.

You can’t help but think of Yoongi, he was all too adorable in the shirt a bit bigger than his. As if you could already see the squint of his eyes and his nose scrunch from disturbing him in his sleep— oh . . .

“I was about to fall back asleep,” He was on your bed, right beside you. His face adorned the same features you found adorable when you can’t help but lean in to give him a kiss on his cheek before returning him back to Daegu.

Even your subconscious was astonished at your confidence to give him a kiss right then and there, never establishing a label on your relationship yet even if you’re each other’s soulmate and yet you’re taking it way too quickly.

“Okay, you’re far too annoying to become my soulmate.” He groaned after he teleports from his own room to your dorm room way too many times in just a minute, and you were having fun to test out if that’s how your connection works with him.

He suddenly reached for your hand within your blanket, figuring that he won’t go nowhere when he’s physically touching you.

It would be a lie if you deny that your heart’s racing when you feel his skin, cheeks burning hot as he kept on interlacing his fingers with yours when you attempt to get rid of him by thinking of him back in Daegu and back in his room. Yet your thoughts were futile as he only stares at you, and you were too shy to face him after taking advantage of this ability. Bet I deserved this flustering state after the shit I pulled with the kiss on his cheek.

A gasp caught both of your attention, glancing behind him to see Mijin wide eyed at Yoongi. “What is a guy doing in here?!”

“I— He’s my soulmate.” You explain as he leaned onto you, whispering about bringing him back into his room while letting go of your hand. Your heart nearly deflates at his action, teleporting him to Daegu again. He’s gone faster than Mijin could blink. “Uh, teleportation.”

“That’s fucking cool,” Mijin drawled in response, “I—I never meant to scare him away, you know.”

“I know.” You try to refrain from thinking about him again, afraid that Yoongi might become upset with you and your antics. “He’s Min Yoongi from Daegu.” Your mind’s a wonder at not bringing him back into your dorm again at this moment.

“Quite far, but at least you won’t even struggle in a long distance relationship.” She chuckled before standing up from her bed.

“I’m glad that you found your soulmate.”

“Me too.” You meekly reply before she invites you for breakfast.

Was I too harsh?, Yoongi immediately thought of your crestfallen face after he requested you to bring him back to his own room, in a blink and he was back in the comfort of his bed and yet he felt the lingering loneliness for the first time in his room. So this is how it feels like, he thought as he lies back on his bed with a hand propped behind his head.

He never meant to upset you when he urged to go back, or even when you kept him teleporting from one place to another as he grew dizzy, nauseous from travelling beyond the time. He refrains himself from needing your presence to explain himself as you’re probably busy with your dorm mate, though he didn’t catch her name.

But there’s a part of him deep within that’s hoping for you to think of him, so that he’d at least play it off cool and avoid all the awkward confrontation he’s planning to say. However, five minutes have already gone by and he was sure that you didn’t want to talk to him at this moment.

Or maybe she has morning classes to attend . . .  

And he left you at the back of his mind for the meantime, not wanting to cause an incident that might hinder you from focusing on your classes today as he, too, starts his day preparing a hefty breakfast before going to one of his class lecture on 1:00 PM.

Meanwhile, you’ve already received the coffee treat from Jimin in the morning, stumbling upon the same café you and Mijin went to as he immediately purchased a drink for you and him.

“Thank you!” You replied before he rushes off the shop to get to the lecture hall before getting late. Thankfully yours and Mijin’s schedule starts on 9:00 AM, still leaving half an hour to spend freely with her. She immediately filled you in stories of what happened after you left yesterday, the thought of your soulmate disappearing for awhile as you immerse yourself into her talking.

It’s not that you’re upset at him or anything, you dearly missed his presence after finishing all your classes for the day. You also wondered if he got to finish his classes today as you can see the evidence of the opened books lying on his desk when you observed his room earlier in the morning, assuming that he might be a music major.

Surprisingly, you still haven’t brought his presence into the room yet when your mind’s lingering of any stuff you can vividly remember in his room, carefully not to think of him and his face. The essence of lavender wafted through your dorm room when Mijin turned the diffuser on when she got back. And now that she’s off to meet Jungkook again, you were left alone with your laptop open to seek for a new movie to spend the night with.

You were in the middle of bunching up the pillows on your bed when you found yourself holding Yoongi’s pillow instead, you were back in Daegu again.

“I’m sorry I made you upset I— no wait,” And then you heard another ‘tsk’ from him as he was fidgeting on his feet, never knowing that he accidentally brought you into his room again as you only stare at his back facing you. “ ______, I’m sorry about earli— what are you doing here?”

His mouth was agape when he suddenly turned around to find you on his bed, again.

You averted your eyes from his, looking around the room as you meekly replied, “I should be the one asking that. . .” There was a pregnant silence between the two of you while Yoongi seemed to be recollecting the words he has been trying to memorize before you came too early. Damn these thoughts, he internally groaned as he started to speak.

“I’m sorry about earlier— er, I’m not really good at meeting new people, most especially if they raise their voice at me the first time.” He admitted, his eyes found burning a hole on the flooring of his room.

You raised your brows at him, “Pretty sure that’s what I did to you earlier in the morning.”

“Well, you’re an exception; you’re my soulmate.” Even that word made you both flustered at the realization that, well, you’re meant for each other.

You bit your bottom lip, sneakily glancing at him as you found him doing the same, “Oh . . . it’s okay, you know, about earlier.” Your voice was fading inaudibly, word from word, finding the courage to look at him.

“Shall I bring you back to your dorm room?” He kindly asked you, until you remember what you were about to do tonight.

With the newfound courage within you, you invited him, “Perhaps you want to join me binge-watching on Netflix? If you’re not busy or anything, but if you are it���s fi—“

“Sure.” He gave you a small smile, enough to make your stomach tingle at how he looks oh-so-adorable with the unruly, dark hair of his. You can nearly associate him with a feline creature, minus the fluffy ear and tail.

“Are you sure that’s your only intention of doing tonight with me?” He joked all of the sudden. But instead of a giggle from you, all he received was his pillow chucked right onto his head.

Bullseye.

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[thegrayhavens]

Ylvis

I don’t have much of a sense of humour.

They’ve always told me what a serious little thing I was from the day I was born. I don’t laugh. I started reading Anne Rice books at the age of 12. They called to me, all that talk of Gentleman Death and the meaning of living. What was a soul?

I am an old soul. I love the old things, their detail, the sacrifice that took to make them, their history.

Not much can make me laugh, no jokes irresistible, no laughs unstoppable. The comedy festival is just something my friends drag me to.

When I was born my sister tried to break my legs. She hoped to kill me so she could be an only child again.

When I was five, my mother jumped out of a moving car on a busy highway, forcing my father to swerve to the side. She grabbed me by the hand and carried the baby and she stomped off, intent on dragging us into oncoming traffic. She left the elder sister behind, who has never forgotten and is bitter. She doesn’t realise Mother meant to kill us.

When I was nine, I hid under the kitchen table as my mother took a knife, and dared my father to kill her if he had a problem with what she was saying. Their shrieks and struggles carried on all night. I was petrified.

When I was twelve my mother cried and told me that she wished my younger sister had never been born, a millstone around her neck, she called her. Later that year she also insisted that my father had given her a STD. I wondered if it was true only because she also thought that my grandmother caught her cancer by sitting on public toilet seats.

My grandparents loved the eldest sister the most, and I dreaded the weekends I had to spend with them after grandfather locked me in a closet for getting into an argument with her.

When I was 13 mother brought me to the clinic because I was getting UTIs. The doctor said it was because my hymen was broken, and it could happen to little girls sometimes as a result of a fall or an accident. Mother slapped me and insisted that I must have been sleeping around. She called me a whore and said she would paper the town with my shame. She made me read Princess, the book about Saudi Arabia where they stoned their daughters to death when they dishonored their families. I was innocent. That book gave me nightmares for a year.

The family liked to watch X-Files. I stopped because I was afraid, and all of them including the younger sister laughed at me for being a coward. She then woke me up nights screaming she had seen a ghost, which terrified me even further.

When I was 14 I had my first kiss. It wasn’t what you think. We had gone to a hotel resort as a family and a group of boys were following me around the pool. I ignored them but they got my room number from the towel checkout and called the room. My mother answered and then she slapped me and called me a whore. I ran out that night and decided I would do what I got punished for. I flirted with a 25 yo man who upon reflection was rather alarmed to learn my age and we parted with a kiss. I met him in a deserted stairwell. I could have become a statistic that night.

When I was 15 mother said she wanted a divorce. I cried and cried and cried, but eventually told her that if she needed to, I would give up my share of the money from the divorce so that my dyslexic younger sister could go to a good school overseas and I would do what I could for myself. I comforted myself listening to Darren Hayes over and over again, his voice an exquisite expression of my pain.

That same year she found out I had my first puppy love with a boy and came to scold my entire class for inviting me out, ensuring I was an outcast until the day I graduated.

I was the only English speaking student there, and I had tried so hard to assimilate, learning their culture and the pop idols they loved, the movies they watched. When I put up posters, my older sister and my mother laughed at me and called me a gook. It runs in our blood, for God’s sake!

My older sister went overseas and never called home unless she needed something. Mindful of that, I called religiously when it was my turn, once a fortnight even though it cost so much in the days before internet calls. It was usually 2 hours of listening to mother complain about her life each time. I was her parent, her emotional crutch. My sisters hated me because they thought I was her favourite. If this was what a favourite was, I wanted nothing to do with it.

When I graduated I became ill. Eventually they diagnosed me with a chronic illness. I sank into a deep depression. I thought about how being born was endless suffering. I really wished to end myself. I hid the worst from my family, not wanting to worry them.

My two sisters have bouts of depression and between pain that makes me pale and weak and my own anxiety and panic attacks I try to support them through it, even the day before my wedding.

I have a partner. And eventually he found me a psychologist. It was a ray of light. A child is not a parent, she said to me. She taught me how to set boundaries, she taught me how to cope, she pointed out what were the things that were appropriate and what was not. My parents hated her because they said she changed me. I was rude and ungrateful now. She saved me. I pushed back when they were unreasonable.

I found something that made me better, bit by bit over 5 years. I learned to manage my illness. I joined the company whose products I took and started to build my career back up. I wanted to help other people with the skills I had learned. Now they complained I had no time for them. I was now the black sheep because I did not serve them hand and foot as I was busy trying to build a business.

My sisters continue drawing financial support to this day, which is no skin off my back. I want to show the world that even with a chronic illness I will have a full life, independent. Mother likes to compare us to other children, complaining that other daughters and sons bought their parents mobile phones and trips. I get her an ebook reader. She leaves it in her drawer for two years untouched. Money really means nothing, apart from survival.

But today my mother tells me that I am an ungrateful child, a bad karma changeling. This is because the tax counter at the airport gives her trouble and says the receipt is incomplete and she will not get any money back. I spent 2 hours with the laptop shop making sure it was all in order for her to take home, but the tax counter is notoriously troublesome. She would have gotten back $100 - she just blew $1,000 on a branded handbag that afternoon. I am so angry there is a bitter exchange of texts. She is now a devout Buddhist she claims. Why is it that the most religious people are often the worst behaved?

What does any of this have to do with Ylvis?

I don’t know.

I don’t know what it is about them but somehow they are the only ones who can make me laugh. I’m only a recent fan.

On bad nights I have stayed up watching I Kveld Med until the sun shines. I have laughed until my belly ached. I have developed a bit of a pointless crush on Vegard.

In this pointless missive lost in the wilderness of the internet, I just wanted to scream out that their silly antics and sometimes childish humour still does what no other comedy act has ever managed - gotten me immersed, obsessed, and to laugh like I have never laughed in my entire life. Sometimes I feel as if I can feel my life extending because of this unexpected and rare ray of joy they have shone into my life.

It is serendipity, an act of God, that I found an act in a language I do not understand, and somehow their joy can irradiate across cultural boundaries and language barriers and straight into the heart of me. Bård seems a little low lately, I hope he is doing okay. They must have their own problems as I have mine.

Today seems worth living.

Thank you.

For existing.

[ahloveisboo]

Question tag.

tagged by my dear @ralph-mountainlodge

i know some of these questions have already been covered in other question tag posts, so just skip those if you want.

1. Ultimate Bias(es)? Min Yoongi (BTS)

2. Who are your TOP 3 groups? BTS, WINNER, VIXX

3. What are your 3 favorite songs? Strictly kpop? BTS’ baepsae, WINNER’s immature, agust d’s the last

4. What do you like to do in your free time? Sleep. Basically. I also enjoy reading and meeting up with friends if i find the energy to do so. I should be focussing on my instruments and learning korean more, though.

5. Are there any places you would like to visit that you haven’t already visited? Australia, Japan, Hawaii, Bali, New Zealand, Vancouver, Iceland, South Korea, Lissabon. Anything that can offer me an abundance of culture and/or breath taking kinds of nature. I just want to see so many more countries and cities before I go.

6. Do you have a dream job? I used to want to be a concert photographer. I went on and studied photography for a year but it turned out not to be my thing so then I wanted to become an editor. Or anything to do with writing/translating/publishing. That didn’t go the way as planned either so now stuck doing a job that is not me at all. I am not a people’s person. To be honest I’d just like to be anything music related. Whether it would be in a music shop, at a record label or venue, or on a tour. I’d be down for any of it.

7. If you could meet ANY Korean CELEBRITY (Includes Actors, Models, K-Music artists, etc.), who would it be? If the language barriers were non-existent, and my cripping anxiety wasn’t a thing, I’d want to meet and have a chat with Yoongi. For obvious reasons. But life is a bitch so I would prefer meeting none of them because I will embarrass myself and we’ll all feel super awkward.

8. What do you love most about your bias group(s)? Oh boy. Their work ethic. I know people give bangtan a lot of shit, but I am so, so incredibly proud of them and who they’ve become so far. I’m relatively new to the whole kpop, esp. bts thing, so I wasn’t here to actually watch them grow but god bless the internet and archive blogs to provide me with info on their past.

I sincerely hope one day they will in fact be considered as one of the greats of kpop. They are incredibly talented, grounded, grateful, and deserving of respect and recognition. Most of us know what they have gone through to get to this point in their carreer and I am just so. Proud of them. I went to one of their shows a few weeks back and man, do they put on a show. My friends and family literally told me they haven’t seen me smile like the photo I posted post-gig in years.

Each of the boys has his own qualities and talents and flaws and they all just complement each other so well, and I’m not at all surprised that they consider each other family. They make me want to be a better person. 

9. Who are your ultimate bias wreckers? Kim Taehyung, the little bastard. And Lee Jaehwan. He was my first and I don’t think I could ever forget or drop his as a bias. 

10. What do you wish for the most to happen? GOD if I could make all those ridiculous fan wars end and get more people to appreciate bts for who they are instead of the impression (a small portion of) their fans leave on outsiders, I would without hesitation. 

Also, @big hit: Europe is a thing that exists for things other than holidays and photoshoots.

11. When did you get into kpop and how? June 27th, 2016. It was my friend’s birthday and I got them a VIXX LR album. Figured I should at least give it a listen and check what I got them, and it kind of spiralled from there? I had listened to kpop before because of them but it wasn’t until I saw VIXX’s Error and Voodoo Doll that I irrevocably got sucked in.

12. What made you decide to have a tumblr blog? A long, tiring saturday morning in 2011 when I was making a summary of my English History and Culture text book for my exam left me incredibly bored so I ended up here. I have been through loads of url and content changes but there’s a few people that have stuck by me and I appreciate that. (shout out to esp. @transaflanticism and @wbrly)

13. Favorite colour? Deep crimson. Maroon. The colour of freshly drawn blood.

14. Favorite animal? A fox.

15. What are your interests? Photography, books, travel, music?

16. Would you prefer movies or music? Music.

17. What would you like to achieve (or experience) before the age of 60? Happiness. Even if just for 5 minutes. Genuine, unfaltering, pure happiness.

tagging @the-princejinyoung, @jaxslauj, @katbeom.

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"Flight Into Terror" | Father Ted | Series 2 Episode 10 | Dead Parrot

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"Flight Into Terror" | Father Ted | Series 2 Episode 10 | Dead Parrot

The right here we go do them 2223 it look kid we must have bought a window seat no no father you sit over there he’ll do it to be sincere i might be too fearful to sit down beside the window what’s that well I’ve certainly not liked flying you recognize if God had wanted us to fly he to position the airport near metropolis excuse me Father you are you’re sitting in my cardigan would you not breathe like that you are making a noise now fairly father actually this can be a no-smoking flight so juggles did you revel in yourself oh I did you kill Nettles excellent is not it Ted I mean need to be the holiest shrine on the planet high ten anyway good he did not attend our every day showing on a golf course like that precisely did it occur once more on the 13th gap compared to a fella there on the green how do you’re from the pin he is putting for a birdie in the balls in our Foster God Almighty after which what happened we simply took a drop ball and put it all the way down to expertise hey Ted i’ll be historic play effectively i’m sure same as yourself haha who about it oh that’s father Joe in short an ancient friend of mine some equal columns however we simply have a nickname from there what was a sham Oh humorous I used to name him Emma pricey Joe get all this hair drawing between his toes used to remind us of the abominable snowman and the juvinity head no I didn’t you musta had one no father in brief what do you remember at all what Ted’s nickname was once that’s in columns Oh see now watch this as well no one purchased a Joel i like hiya my says this was once father floppy passion although the priest caught a look of my year end in the showers after a recreation of soccer one once I had all this some downy fluff growing round that entire area oh yeah father fluffy button hilarious discontinue actual and what did you do in the end shave it off shift off prime stuff twelve quilt all correct father in short do extra floppy Barnum due to the fact that we had this large load of floppy hair on this behind what you doing the tip head shave it off no I didn’t you are not able to do away with palms long enough treats do not you bear in mind what they referred to as you him in there Joe since of all that thick black hair developing between your toes that was honestly a medical that is your pilot talking fasten your seat belts we will quickly be kicking off Oh who did that ah someone messing there what’d you get Dougal on account that this the gift store back at the airport what do goodwill already have a tape dispenser back on the condo what did you purchase that one for ah that is no traditional one time what undoubtedly splendid already i will be able to consider of countless numbers of you surfers Gilligan the place did you seem what’s this do squeeze it there is a shaggy dog story mobile Duggal this can be a dog toy what no it’s not cat it is a funny story mobile youngsters this can be a toy for puppies this is some thing humans supply their dogs on the birthday seriously Ted it’s a comic story cell we just depart it to anybody and inform them at the phone and they’re going to try and make a telephone name on them children who would believe this is a mobilephone even a canine is aware of is not the cell okay we will comply with vary all correct no we will not conform to difference considering you’re very very wrong appear to the photograph on the package deal not even provide you with a clue why do you think the canine looks so happy he’s glad given that somebody has given him a yellow robber mobilephone that makes a noise no no he’s laughing in view that any person’s trying to make a mobilephone call on the phone so the puppies shouldn’t have the same variety of humorousness so they are now not as evolved as off why just buy anything smart like this for instance no put a coin in that that’s superb what’s it I notion a money field but you already know what whatever like this to be so effortless to make it a low-cost and cheesy however watching of their pure type now come on now the joke all of it right here we go Oh God before taking off the do candidate when the be event on account that of the aircraft crash yes for Harvard you simply fell out of the aircraft if the power does disappear it is Monday and also you simply fell out and you’d be falling for ages and a while and a while somewhat bit higher Ted no lugal not rather no tell you what maybe i’m going to provide Larry difficult he developed a worry of flying finally those crashes he used to be in he went to hypnotherapist to remedies instructed me I would give him a call every time I used to be feeling nervous old for this God good what was once that bit of Tropes god I wish it wasn’t so nervous you realize Larry told me as soon as you’re more probabilities being trampled by using a herd of stampeding donkeys then you have not been killed within the aircraft crash no he’s no longer picking up ok father endure oh hi is very good oh yeah i’m an extraordinarily big fan of his own correct or should I say oh no ass there isn’t a point out of it up to now you wish to have me to take about to see the copper k okay can i have a look too Oh nineteen sizes equal coming brother high-quality Dougal appear don’t touch some thing we do not want an action replay off the ceiling on the spot all right fair ample head down these are the predominant controls who over right here we now have the gauges four engines one to it I was handiest asking if you’ve ever been in a cook dinner location earlier than no but on the bridge on the ceiling 31 and it was once funny but I used to be looking on the manage of the whole lot oh and nothing happened at all proper whats up come on although what you’re humorous let me simply come on now the jokes over and then who’re you what do you imply Who am I you’re blind i am the person you might have been messing with portions of street i will pay for the entire ride no longer comprehend why you’re laughing then what is the gigantic snort about i am listening to comedy on these it is mr.Bean all correct yes i’m blind the fact is it can be better this is a more latest factor you recognize considering the fact that Paris rice that is beautiful fascinating but I I believe your other senses make offers I hear that with blind individuals there their different senses turn out to be more alert in an effort to converse I suppose you can scent factor from ten miles away in there they hear matters before they happen no no Sixth experience of any style and that i consider for your case will likely be hits and casinos you best bought the 4 good that was one more one lacking that I have no idea about audio sensor option hahahahaha would you go away now be high-quality I just do that they thanks to mr.Pilot da roca no longer see the connection is not right Isis move the historical bathroom is them is the bathroom firstclass toilet so do you will have a first-class ticket no then i am afraid you have to go across the best way hey boss can i have a fast phrase yes get home correct what’s unsuitable do that method and moderate problem Ted wash well it seems that any one are pressed a button within the vehicle after which anyone with the gas I feel I suppose the individual might have emptied some of the fuel tanks by mistake so anyway there may be not a major makes to the airport correct so that would imply what precisely an emergency touchdown or some thing yeah an emergency touchdown correct proper but the factor is Ted we don’t certainly have adequate fuel to make it to a position the place we will make an emergency touchdown and in addition there is handiest two parachutes on board no where’s a second do that earlier than you carry on what you say the name of this movie used to be again no no no no it is outstanding no longer so no so like that is truely happening sure this is happening now to us it’s yeah Duggal here’s a mad visitor just all of the sudden versum did you press the button discover hiya come on did you do Bert I did you hiya Ted have you heard the news sure no what do we do it has any individual press the emergency button no well mustn’t an individual supply it a go careful Ted I might be affine for flawed use is absolutely an emergency I consider truly the fundamental factor is to maintain your the clergymen account not a phrase about this we get again within nothing occurs what does it do not and that i needed it earlier than father who will get the parachute garden that is a difficult resolution oh you are right there ok maybe we must just now not tell any individual about them pull them off the airplane got here to on no account existed no do but i don’t feel we should try this i’ve a like this my dear clearly I suppose what we will have to do is that this so in no more than 200 words why you should get a parachute so good we should simply write about how pleasant we’re yes I acquired my housekeeper pregnant a couple years ago will drive her to depart the country must I point out that no i wouldn’t are you going to take marks off it spelling errors only if we turn out to be in a tie-smash main issue who possess the copyright on this what good say if I was to outlive and wish to write my autobiography might i use extracts from this factor i’ll write or would you own the copyright as far as i know you possess the copyright method frankly possibilities about surviving are very very long must we no longer simply have somewhat of an old professional I imply perhaps God will support us all of us bought pens and paper and the whole thing can i use my computing device computer and i do not suppose you are allowed to make use of them at inter damaging are not they they intervene with the radar yes but we’ll crash anyway right proper I see what you imply melted sure customers can do blah you’re very calm all collectively you gone mad or anything no just I’ve continuously hated flying however now that we’re in an emergency hindrance all my fears just changed awareness to affirmative motion do you know what I imply I do it until you know all correct then arms down ah father O’Shea you failed to stop writing i’m afraid you are disqualified up quite some distance the cave do you need to move first i haven’t written this down seeing that it comes from the center frantic Gallaher I’ve identified you and being your pals for decades and now I feel it’s principal to say i really like you i love you greater than any person I’ve ever cherished I do not need the parachute correct good completed for the cave he’ll be just a medication and i consider I should get the parachute considering i am great actually I consider I will have to get both the parachutes in case one of them does not work the wellknown ones Oh father play the fucking Jew proper i have not written something considering i’m no longer very good at that style of factor however I did a drawing right particularly just right can we have now a look what do you feel good it’s me within the neck with a canine how how does that aid you win a parachute what television parachute I wasn’t listening it’s Derek why would I want to parachute the planes in obstacle and there’s a competition to look who will get a parachute okay father Jack are you next father Jack where’s father jackals parachute the parachutes have gone you ah okay I simply do not forget that we’re all going to die google it I just desired to say i know sometimes i am just a little in need of you generally i’m now not as patient as they should be however you already know sooner or later we are the exceptional of associates what do you mean i am simply seeking to say i know normally I act like probably you get my nerves however I suppose secretly I feel it’s fairly humorous what’s humorous you know the way you combine things up and in many instances you aren’t getting what is going on on who’re you speakme about once more you what about me i’m simply trying to say Google I such as you thanks very so much do you saying that to you i guess set it there good day we’re all enjoying you understand the section tubing stabilizing godets no you realize what a shell diversify efore 20 years no you already know the Chet wrench three ply shorts a case no you realize who i am you’re the pilot high-quality i know what I did there I started to bake you recognize what a gas reserve is well i’d suppose it from style of general back as much as the main gasoline tanks that is precisely it now we have a gasoline reserve however the line connecting it to there nothing on the wing engines aspect that line is damaged if we could by some means fix that line we might stand a danger even sticky tape would do however I’ve requested round and there is none on the plane that is four you’re incorrect Google provide us something you purchased there your entire problems are over i would not make any calls father and interface with radar to women the sticky tape bridge that each one you have got to do is get out of the aircraft climb onto the Queen’s we beneath the fuselage and connect the road and then have been saved yes so I just climb out of the aircraft sufficient hold on however I climb out of the airplane yes i would not trust someone else father you have already proved which you could preserve a level head then i will do it what Ted doodle i love all this when the whole lot’s going okay I keep imagining the entire terrible things that may happen and now that one of those things that sincerely occurred it is just a rush I believe fearless like Jeff Bridges in that movie i haven’t visible that one no longer many people have doogal is more often than not a bad reference anyway let’s go captain father i am not a captain and i am no longer anybody who climbs underneath planes to fix fuel traces I consider any further or some thing we need to be excellent there will be a priest very brave man fuck i am just doing a funny story Dougal geeky child well I higher get again to the cockpit just right good fortune solitaire wait with a nigga sure I sealed up the knife with a oh exceptional I’ve gotta do that we’re going to reside the whole thing’s utterly back to ordinary mentioned it’s just your completely ordinary day they covered our backyard airplane trip ah what am i doing on the second weed all proper proper thanks very a lot well overlooked i’m nonetheless not gonna hassle jack oh i hope he is all right and father clearly I hate seeing him like this i starting to loosen his grip now something we will light the sandwich i cocked them into the shape of an airplane i know thank you mrs.Doyle I think Ted and me have had sufficient of airplanes to do with a lifetime ha ha ha ha ha haven’t we lifeless your mom talking the emergency is over we will be able to be landing in 20 minutes .

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"Flight Into Terror" | Father Ted | Series 2 Episode 10 | Dead Parrot

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"Flight Into Terror" | Father Ted | Series 2 Episode 10 | Dead Parrot

The right here we go do them 2223 it look kid we must have bought a window seat no no father you sit over there he’ll do it to be sincere i might be too fearful to sit down beside the window what’s that well I’ve certainly not liked flying you recognize if God had wanted us to fly he to position the airport near metropolis excuse me Father you are you’re sitting in my cardigan would you not breathe like that you are making a noise now fairly father actually this can be a no-smoking flight so juggles did you revel in yourself oh I did you kill Nettles excellent is not it Ted I mean need to be the holiest shrine on the planet high ten anyway good he did not attend our every day showing on a golf course like that precisely did it occur once more on the 13th gap compared to a fella there on the green how do you’re from the pin he is putting for a birdie in the balls in our Foster God Almighty after which what happened we simply took a drop ball and put it all the way down to expertise hey Ted i’ll be historic play effectively i’m sure same as yourself haha who about it oh that’s father Joe in short an ancient friend of mine some equal columns however we simply have a nickname from there what was a sham Oh humorous I used to name him Emma pricey Joe get all this hair drawing between his toes used to remind us of the abominable snowman and the juvinity head no I didn’t you musta had one no father in brief what do you remember at all what Ted’s nickname was once that’s in columns Oh see now watch this as well no one purchased a Joel i like hiya my says this was once father floppy passion although the priest caught a look of my year end in the showers after a recreation of soccer one once I had all this some downy fluff growing round that entire area oh yeah father fluffy button hilarious discontinue actual and what did you do in the end shave it off shift off prime stuff twelve quilt all correct father in short do extra floppy Barnum due to the fact that we had this large load of floppy hair on this behind what you doing the tip head shave it off no I didn’t you are not able to do away with palms long enough treats do not you bear in mind what they referred to as you him in there Joe since of all that thick black hair developing between your toes that was honestly a medical that is your pilot talking fasten your seat belts we will quickly be kicking off Oh who did that ah someone messing there what’d you get Dougal on account that this the gift store back at the airport what do goodwill already have a tape dispenser back on the condo what did you purchase that one for ah that is no traditional one time what undoubtedly splendid already i will be able to consider of countless numbers of you surfers Gilligan the place did you seem what’s this do squeeze it there is a shaggy dog story mobile Duggal this can be a dog toy what no it’s not cat it is a funny story mobile youngsters this can be a toy for puppies this is some thing humans supply their dogs on the birthday seriously Ted it’s a comic story cell we just depart it to anybody and inform them at the phone and they’re going to try and make a telephone name on them children who would believe this is a mobilephone even a canine is aware of is not the cell okay we will comply with vary all correct no we will not conform to difference considering you’re very very wrong appear to the photograph on the package deal not even provide you with a clue why do you think the canine looks so happy he’s glad given that somebody has given him a yellow robber mobilephone that makes a noise no no he’s laughing in view that any person’s trying to make a mobilephone call on the phone so the puppies shouldn’t have the same variety of humorousness so they are now not as evolved as off why just buy anything smart like this for instance no put a coin in that that’s superb what’s it I notion a money field but you already know what whatever like this to be so effortless to make it a low-cost and cheesy however watching of their pure type now come on now the joke all of it right here we go Oh God before taking off the do candidate when the be event on account that of the aircraft crash yes for Harvard you simply fell out of the aircraft if the power does disappear it is Monday and also you simply fell out and you’d be falling for ages and a while and a while somewhat bit higher Ted no lugal not rather no tell you what maybe i’m going to provide Larry difficult he developed a worry of flying finally those crashes he used to be in he went to hypnotherapist to remedies instructed me I would give him a call every time I used to be feeling nervous old for this God good what was once that bit of Tropes god I wish it wasn’t so nervous you realize Larry told me as soon as you’re more probabilities being trampled by using a herd of stampeding donkeys then you have not been killed within the aircraft crash no he’s no longer picking up ok father endure oh hi is very good oh yeah i’m an extraordinarily big fan of his own correct or should I say oh no ass there isn’t a point out of it up to now you wish to have me to take about to see the copper k okay can i have a look too Oh nineteen sizes equal coming brother high-quality Dougal appear don’t touch some thing we do not want an action replay off the ceiling on the spot all right fair ample head down these are the predominant controls who over right here we now have the gauges four engines one to it I was handiest asking if you’ve ever been in a cook dinner location earlier than no but on the bridge on the ceiling 31 and it was once funny but I used to be looking on the manage of the whole lot oh and nothing happened at all proper whats up come on although what you’re humorous let me simply come on now the jokes over and then who’re you what do you imply Who am I you’re blind i am the person you might have been messing with portions of street i will pay for the entire ride no longer comprehend why you’re laughing then what is the gigantic snort about i am listening to comedy on these it is mr.Bean all correct yes i’m blind the fact is it can be better this is a more latest factor you recognize considering the fact that Paris rice that is beautiful fascinating but I I believe your other senses make offers I hear that with blind individuals there their different senses turn out to be more alert in an effort to converse I suppose you can scent factor from ten miles away in there they hear matters before they happen no no Sixth experience of any style and that i consider for your case will likely be hits and casinos you best bought the 4 good that was one more one lacking that I have no idea about audio sensor option hahahahaha would you go away now be high-quality I just do that they thanks to mr.Pilot da roca no longer see the connection is not right Isis move the historical bathroom is them is the bathroom firstclass toilet so do you will have a first-class ticket no then i am afraid you have to go across the best way hey boss can i have a fast phrase yes get home correct what’s unsuitable do that method and moderate problem Ted wash well it seems that any one are pressed a button within the vehicle after which anyone with the gas I feel I suppose the individual might have emptied some of the fuel tanks by mistake so anyway there may be not a major makes to the airport correct so that would imply what precisely an emergency touchdown or some thing yeah an emergency touchdown correct proper but the factor is Ted we don’t certainly have adequate fuel to make it to a position the place we will make an emergency touchdown and in addition there is handiest two parachutes on board no where’s a second do that earlier than you carry on what you say the name of this movie used to be again no no no no it is outstanding no longer so no so like that is truely happening sure this is happening now to us it’s yeah Duggal here’s a mad visitor just all of the sudden versum did you press the button discover hiya come on did you do Bert I did you hiya Ted have you heard the news sure no what do we do it has any individual press the emergency button no well mustn’t an individual supply it a go careful Ted I might be affine for flawed use is absolutely an emergency I consider truly the fundamental factor is to maintain your the clergymen account not a phrase about this we get again within nothing occurs what does it do not and that i needed it earlier than father who will get the parachute garden that is a difficult resolution oh you are right there ok maybe we must just now not tell any individual about them pull them off the airplane got here to on no account existed no do but i don’t feel we should try this i’ve a like this my dear clearly I suppose what we will have to do is that this so in no more than 200 words why you should get a parachute so good we should simply write about how pleasant we’re yes I acquired my housekeeper pregnant a couple years ago will drive her to depart the country must I point out that no i wouldn’t are you going to take marks off it spelling errors only if we turn out to be in a tie-smash main issue who possess the copyright on this what good say if I was to outlive and wish to write my autobiography might i use extracts from this factor i’ll write or would you own the copyright as far as i know you possess the copyright method frankly possibilities about surviving are very very long must we no longer simply have somewhat of an old professional I imply perhaps God will support us all of us bought pens and paper and the whole thing can i use my computing device computer and i do not suppose you are allowed to make use of them at inter damaging are not they they intervene with the radar yes but we’ll crash anyway right proper I see what you imply melted sure customers can do blah you’re very calm all collectively you gone mad or anything no just I’ve continuously hated flying however now that we’re in an emergency hindrance all my fears just changed awareness to affirmative motion do you know what I imply I do it until you know all correct then arms down ah father O’Shea you failed to stop writing i’m afraid you are disqualified up quite some distance the cave do you need to move first i haven’t written this down seeing that it comes from the center frantic Gallaher I’ve identified you and being your pals for decades and now I feel it’s principal to say i really like you i love you greater than any person I’ve ever cherished I do not need the parachute correct good completed for the cave he’ll be just a medication and i consider I should get the parachute considering i am great actually I consider I will have to get both the parachutes in case one of them does not work the wellknown ones Oh father play the fucking Jew proper i have not written something considering i’m no longer very good at that style of factor however I did a drawing right particularly just right can we have now a look what do you feel good it’s me within the neck with a canine how how does that aid you win a parachute what television parachute I wasn’t listening it’s Derek why would I want to parachute the planes in obstacle and there’s a competition to look who will get a parachute okay father Jack are you next father Jack where’s father jackals parachute the parachutes have gone you ah okay I simply do not forget that we’re all going to die google it I just desired to say i know sometimes i am just a little in need of you generally i’m now not as patient as they should be however you already know sooner or later we are the exceptional of associates what do you mean i am simply seeking to say i know normally I act like probably you get my nerves however I suppose secretly I feel it’s fairly humorous what’s humorous you know the way you combine things up and in many instances you aren’t getting what is going on on who’re you speakme about once more you what about me i’m simply trying to say Google I such as you thanks very so much do you saying that to you i guess set it there good day we’re all enjoying you understand the section tubing stabilizing godets no you realize what a shell diversify efore 20 years no you already know the Chet wrench three ply shorts a case no you realize who i am you’re the pilot high-quality i know what I did there I started to bake you recognize what a gas reserve is well i’d suppose it from style of general back as much as the main gasoline tanks that is precisely it now we have a gasoline reserve however the line connecting it to there nothing on the wing engines aspect that line is damaged if we could by some means fix that line we might stand a danger even sticky tape would do however I’ve requested round and there is none on the plane that is four you’re incorrect Google provide us something you purchased there your entire problems are over i would not make any calls father and interface with radar to women the sticky tape bridge that each one you have got to do is get out of the aircraft climb onto the Queen’s we beneath the fuselage and connect the road and then have been saved yes so I just climb out of the aircraft sufficient hold on however I climb out of the airplane yes i would not trust someone else father you have already proved which you could preserve a level head then i will do it what Ted doodle i love all this when the whole lot’s going okay I keep imagining the entire terrible things that may happen and now that one of those things that sincerely occurred it is just a rush I believe fearless like Jeff Bridges in that movie i haven’t visible that one no longer many people have doogal is more often than not a bad reference anyway let’s go captain father i am not a captain and i am no longer anybody who climbs underneath planes to fix fuel traces I consider any further or some thing we need to be excellent there will be a priest very brave man fuck i am just doing a funny story Dougal geeky child well I higher get again to the cockpit just right good fortune solitaire wait with a nigga sure I sealed up the knife with a oh exceptional I’ve gotta do that we’re going to reside the whole thing’s utterly back to ordinary mentioned it’s just your completely ordinary day they covered our backyard airplane trip ah what am i doing on the second weed all proper proper thanks very a lot well overlooked i’m nonetheless not gonna hassle jack oh i hope he is all right and father clearly I hate seeing him like this i starting to loosen his grip now something we will light the sandwich i cocked them into the shape of an airplane i know thank you mrs.Doyle I think Ted and me have had sufficient of airplanes to do with a lifetime ha ha ha ha ha haven’t we lifeless your mom talking the emergency is over we will be able to be landing in 20 minutes .