#i simp for punz

[llitchilitchi]

"This isn't about money, it's about power."

(lore spoilers ahead)

this line is uttered just before c!punz walks the last few steps to a room with lava to revive c!dream there is so many implications this whole exchange c!punz had with c!tommy. the fact that he didn't reveal that the finale was staged, that he betrayed c!dream for the money.

c!punz still plays the part of mercenary hungry for More. more money, more power. just as he reveals that he has access to the revive book, too and, well, isn't that curious? now, it was implied Several Times that c!punz has access to the revive book, once by c!dream himself but it IS curious that c!punz decides to reveal it now, after being Visibly Displeased with c!dream's untimely death, /at the prison where he got tortured for months/, without trial. after c!tommy and c!tubbo admitted to ambushing him and killing him as (what he most likely perceives as) foul play.

and what is even More curious is the phrasing. not only did c!punz not admit to the finale being staged, only giving a nod to "yes I took your payment, that's why I did it", but he also said that it was all for power.

why would c!punz, the most decked out, richest person on the server, with the biggest house and the most power out of everyone, who is now The Sole Person To Possess The Revive Book, decide to revive c!dream? wouldn't it make more sense to just... leave him dead?

because, logically speaking, who else is there to pose a threat to c!punz's power at this point? as the only person with the power to revive people, and with all the skill and wealth c!punz has, shouldn't c!dream being gone be more beneficial to him than reviving him?

their relationship goes far beyond employer and mercenary it goes beyond "I can give you power" c!punz cares. and they care so, so much about c!dream, and this was the most thinly veiled lie they've uttered on this server so far

if c!dream is a snake, c!stagedduo is the fucking hydra, and you can't kill it as long as one of the heads is alive. you burn them together or you meet your demise at their hands

[awesamforehead]

STOP MAKING ME LONELY 😭😭😭😭

[victoriacoffee]

Punz as Yone from tft, one of his favorite games, his favorite character thing Yone, and the board he uses as a background (I think it's called Kanmei or smth)

I honestly know basically nothing about this game despite watching many people play it now, I just like the vibes and the aesthetic too much not to draw it lol

[a-tear-in-space]

C!Punz is hot

[shakirawastaken]

dsmp if...they were teachers part 2

ANON I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED UR REQUEST IM SO SORRY IM GONNA CRY BUT here it is :D with techno too :) please people send in some requests for meee check out part 1 here!

techno: english (with 1 mythology class for seniors): - hates his english classes wishes he could just teach mythology - would make all the students do a little project on a greek mythology story - rivalry with mr soot  - “ill give u each 10 dollars if u go to mr soots class tmrw talkin about how im a better teacher” - supports each and every kid no matter WHAT even if its not english related - holds detention in his room cause no one wants to fuck with him - like dream he doesnt anyone to get fucked over his english class so he hosts after school office hours like its college - has read all the classic novels and makes his classes read them. he wont move to something else unless some kid IS REALLY passionate about it - “ranboo we will not be reading the diary of a wimpy kid series even if you resonate with greg heffley on an emotional level” - BUT for his english classes he makes them do a general book report project so he can see and appreciate his student’s taste in books  - albeit not the biggest fan of romance novels but knows it ends with us for some reason - brings all the projects home and keeps them in a big storage bin. he loves showing them off to future classes and even you - light. acadmeia. dresses formal, long sleeves, hair tamed, glasses on the bridge of his nose - “tommy please stop swearing. tubbo calm down?” - hold detention with him cause no one fucks with mr blade

phil: principal - best principal ever - has a great relationship with all the staff tbh  - wilbur and techno and tommy arent his sons wdym - no ones rlly scared of getting sent to the principals cause like yk theyre like “oh phil??? hes nice”  - everyone calls him phil - ok i lied everyone BUT tommy isnt scared of going to phils - “I DONT WANT TO GO TO PHILS” “tommy calm down-” - hates the school board, lets the teachers teach what they believe is best for the students - can deal with the consequences - once wilbur got him to play a role in on of the school’s productions - big year for the dsmp high thespians tbh - is married to the guidance counselor kristin - who by the way is a GOOD COUNSELOR - actually does guidance - phils whole office is green - always wears his bucket hat tbh - besties with the other school’s principals

foolish: architecture/woodworking - i think this one was another “duhhh” one - builder man teaches builder children - starts the year with teaching them the basics of everything and then sort of lets them go wild  - is so scared some kid is gonna get hurt - has goggles in every corner of his room, gloves, whatever safety stuff  - loves it when kids work together to make some big project - IN YOUR GUYS’ HOME YOU HAVE A SHELF full of little sharks all the kids made for him its so cute - he makes stuff for you in class and uses it as an excuse to teach  - wears muscle t-s or normal t-shirts never dresses formal  - “it would get in the way of the wood?? duh” - id want to be in his class - is besties with mr jacobs and mr punz the random coach who shows up just to coach basketball in the winter - another teacher everyone simps over - once refused to teach tommy cause he didnt want to “catch a case”

i kinda want to write for the bench trio so here’s STUDENT EDITION

tommy: junior in high school, ta to mr wastakens math class  - tommy signed up to TA for wilbur but then wilbur said “absolutely not” so he got put into dream’s introduction to stats class  - but he also has dream for the period after that for his ap stats class - so hes stuck there for like 2 and a half hours  - dream groaned when he saw who his TA was - makes tommy grade papers and stuff but never tests  - he doesnt trust him with that - tommy is a good kid and usually doesnt disrupt class but when he does its hilarious - expect mr blade doesnt give a second shit about tommy in his class  - tommy is rlly good at drama and math (even though hed never admit hes good at math)  - his locker is a mess  - besties with tubs and ranboo ofc - phil is his father dont tell anyone - he is so adamant on walking home bc he doesnt want people to know that his family works there - always has his red jacket on  - never gets school lunches says they are cursed

tubbo: junior in high school, ta for mr quackity’s spanish class - tubbo likes quackity so he signed up to ta for his class - he isnt good at spanish tho- - quackity knows that but likes tubbo so he lets him be  - sapnap ADORES tubbo for some reason - “TOBY!!! WHATS UP!” “hi mr sapnap” - sapnap thinks tubbo is such a good kid - but  - mr notfound knows tubbo is a menace - “good morning toby” “good morning mr notfound *innocent*” “sit down and get started please” - SO FUNNY LMAO  - tubbo is a menace - pulls a bunch of pranks on the teachers but then the blame always ends on tommy somehow “wHAT- TUBBO DID IT” “no he didnt” - besties with tommy and ranboo ofc - tubbo is rlly good at science but isnt so hot at english - but mr blade is rlly nice and takes him time to help tubbo  - tubbo appreciates it so he gets mr blade a gift at christmas - mr blade teared up - runs thru the hall dragging tom and ranboo behind him no regrets - “STOP RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS” “no” ranboo: junior in high school, ta for mr blades mythology class - lOVES ta-ing for mr blades class - mr blade kinda lets him chill in the back, stapling papers - no interaction whatsoever - he also now cant wait to take that class next year - mr blade refers to him as my protege a lot  - i hope i used that word right - besties with tommy and tubbo - all the teachers are nice to ranboo and kinda sorry that hes friends with tommy and tubbo LMFAO  - “hi ranboo u doing ok” “yes thank u mr jacobs” “RANBOO! LETS GO! PUDDING DAY IN THE CAFETERIA” “thats my cue mr jacobs” - ranboo usually doesnt get into trouble when he does oh boy its good - not pranks on teachers but school wide pranks - is shy but when someone picks on tommy and tubbo he GOES OFF - attacks them through words - when he gets comfortable in a class he lets out these small comments that get the whole room laughing - so not the class clown but people know hes funny and people respects him 

[star-1111]

Grey's Valentine Exchange 2023 <3

~~For @indie-has-fallen~~

I hope you enjoy! <3

[dsmpxgn!reader:valentine'sedition/HC's!]

Dream:

He is DETERMINED to make sure you get absolutely everything you've had your eye on recently

Clothes? Got it.

Jewelry? Already done.

Definitely would get you flowers that reminded him of you

CHOCOLATES!! THE ONES THAT COME IN A HEART SHAPE BOX!!

And if you don't like chocolate, he'll get a BUNCH of your favorite other candies!

Would def wait in line for hours just to get something for you!

If you don't want any gifts, he'll take you out to a nice restaurant, or to see a movie, etc..

I think his pet names for you would be "Baby.." "Sweetheart.." "Honey.." "Babe.."

Sapnap:

Oh. My. Gosh

This man.. would be down hysterical. Down bad. SIMPING!! FOR!! YOU!!

ESPECIALLY ON VALENTINES!!

(Doesn't like to admit it though, bc he's trying to look tough for you ;D)

Matching sweaters, cute and yummy breakfasts, and a WHOLE day of fun!

Anything you want to do or try, he would already be in the car

Like "What are you waiting for? Lets go!"

Even if you just wanna stay home and watch a movie or cuddle, he'd be all for it

I think he'd use like really flirtatious pet names ^^

OMG HE WOULD CALL YOU GREEK PET NAMES HE WOULD DEF CALL YOU HIS APHRODITE OR HIS ADONIS 🥰🥰😭

Punz:

Okay, I feel like he'll be the kind of person that would set everything up, then go bring you there when its all ready

Like a cute picnic, or a café date, or something like that!

He would wear something somewhat formal to try and impress you ^^

He would rehearse a big speech for you, something like "dear y/n, i love you so much. From the day i met you.."

I think he'd call you something like "buttercup.." "sweetheart.." "sunshine/moonlight.."

he tries his hardest to make sure he looks good and the day goes well- just for you!

Foolish:

I feel like his love language is gift giving, words of affirmation, all that good stuff :)

He loves giving you petnames/receiving pet names :)

"Pumpkin.." "Sweetheart.." "Baby.." Just to name a few ^^

If you like going to the gym, he would be HEAD. OVER. HEELS!

But if you don't, no worries! He loves you for you!

He would let you steal his sweaters ><

He thinks you're the prettiest person alive <3

His favorite color would be the color of your eyes, or a color that just fits you <3

He likes it when you run your fingers through his hair ^^

he would get you the most cheesiest valentines cards/gifts ><

as long as you know how much he loves you, he is one happy man <3

[sundewhasaudhd]

Here we go again. So, this is my DSMP Masked AU

Like I’ve said before, this is my least favorite AU, but I still love it. So, the basic premise is, Dream got Tommy to work for him, and got him to erase Ranboo’s memory book. Then Dream convinces Ranboo to work for him. Dream also get asks Wilbur (because Wilbur’s a fucking simp), Techno, Phil, Punz, and George to work for him. Wilbur’s kinda helping Ranboo regain their memories, and the only reason Techno and Phil joined is because of Techno’s favor. And Dream just gets Tubbo, Quackity, and Sam, puts them in prison cells, and tortures Quackity like how he tortured him. Also, Dream in this AU is basically just this Danny Gonzalez skit:

Anyways, yeah, that’s my Madked AU. There’s a bit more to it, but that’s the basic premise. I’ll post about this AU a little, but not as much as my other AU’s. But if you wanna make art for it or learn a bit more about it, feel free to ask. Anyways, have a good day/night everyone, thank you for reading this, bye :D

[rainystressed247]

what would be whoever you ship Dream with reaction to female Dream?

I can see a pattern with you, anon /lh

‘Whoever I ship’ will only be applicable to Punz, Wil, Fundy and Farfa, I think. I think (bc I can’t remember what I ship half of the time until it appears on my dash) but I will include some I think is fun/funny

Punz: woah she’s kinda hot, oh wait, *see dream obliterate enemies* that is kinda badass.

Wil: Date? Please? Pizza date, movie date or maybe a walk in the park? Please? *channeling lost puppy energy*

Farfa: will legit be no difference because he is already a major simp and he doesn’t really care/notice the gender difference.

Fundy: fundy exe has stopped working

-extra platonic side-

Techno: cool, you still up to destroying the gov? Race you there

Sam: *stutter* do you want to take a tour *fidget*

George & Sapnap: jokingly flirtatious but will be very obedient when dream is mad (basically like usual)

Bad: you better be back by 10, young lady.

[brett-is-afraid]

yknow who deserves the incel treatment? sam. that boy is just SO obsessed with punz it’s scary sometimes like - he simps for all his friends, sure, but he’ll get SNIPPY with people punz is more affectionate with or who claim to be closer to him. sam who doesn’t want anyone else touching what’s his because they’re meant to be together - & it’s okay punz doesn’t respond to his flirting the same, bc it means punz is pure & sam can be the first one to bring him out of his shell & show him how he deserves to be loved

REAL. he puts Punz on a pedestal and himself on an even higher pedestal. I love the idea of someone viewing their "partner" as almost holy. They're not tainted in the same way other people are. And they feel like they're the only person deserving enough to take that innocence away.

[corpsebridx]

It’s mines(?) and @lovserbrixd birthday and you know what that means!

Dsmp celebrating y/n birthday

Characters: Dream, George, Sapnap, Karl jacobs, Quackity, Wilbur Soot, Foolish, Punz, Eret, Nihachu,(!bonus) Justaminx, Tinakitten, Corpsehusband, Awesamdude

A/N: If anyone I put in here is uncomfortable with being in fic/headcannons pls let me know so I can remove them. And I know Justaminx is not in dsmp

Masterlist

Dream

Would go all out for it

I mean he has the money

And he will spend it on you

Buying your favorite cake, and the thing that you’ve been eyeing

Has George and Sapnap to help him

10/10

George

He forgets your birthday……..

Dream and Sapnap had to remind him

So he was rushing to get you cake(If you want cake)

Had the little ‘Happy birthday’ shit on the wall

The best birthday

9/10

Sapnap

The one that reminded George

I feel like he’ll buy something that you've been eyeing for awhile

No matter how expensive it is

If you want it, you can have it!

Personal I would look to have my birthday at the d-team house

8/10

Karl jacobs

It’s Karl, it’s going to be the best birthday

He would have Sapnap, Hannah, Sylveey, Tina, Foolish, Punz, etc etc etc

OH OH OH, Quackity would be there too, and feel like you two are on a sugar rush

Karl would join. So three people jumping around

You guys are huggin and shit

10/10

Quackity

Would stream your birthday(?)

If you were a streamer

Push your face in the cake(Like philza did)

Tina was shocked and worried

You would wake up with confetti in your hair

♾/10

Wilbur soot

If you want your friends there, then your friends are going to be there

I feel like Lovejoy band would be there

Like a secret concert(shhhhhhhhh 🤫)

You get to know the song that no one knows, lucky wtf

Ash posted a photo of you and Joe(or mark) with cake on your face

12/10

Foolish

I think he would go out for it

Maybe you guys bake a cake(yes you two making a cake)

Friends there: Tinakitten, Sylveey, Karl, Sapnap, Punz, etc etc etc etc etc

(I don’t know wtf I was thinking of the haircut/birthday stream)

I'm still mad

♾/10(I love foolish)

Punz

Would forget it

Would send you a ‘Happy birthday’ text the moment he remember

(Im really doing Punz like that)

You would have a bee theme cake, with a candle on it with him singing happy birthday to you

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

7/10

Eret

God the queen throwing you a party

Your lucky wtf

You would either have a big birthday party or a small one

It depends on which one you want 

(Doesn’t anyone else just run out of ideas while writing??)

♾/10

Nihachu

Like Justaminx and Corpsehusband's Small birthday

Your friends(or siblings) would be there, and cake, and decorations

If you were comfortable with being on camera

Baking stream

Chat going wild

20/10 It’s Niki the queen

(!bonus)

Justaminx

Would be a simple birthday

Not that fancy

Like birthday cake, decorations, and some of your friends

And that’s

Like Puffy and Nihachu would be there

8/10

Tinakitten

First time writing for tina im nervous

I feel like she would get foolish and Sylveey in on it

Keeps you out of the house/keeping you in the house(if you want your birthday at home)

It was like Quackity's birthday, minus the mariachi band

(But you weren’t getting your face smashed in cake)

10/10 best birthday

Corpsehusband

He has close friends there

Like a small birthday

Not really a big idea(It was a big big big idea to him)

Like minx has a simple birthday

Try to get someone to keep you out of the house

10/10(I'm a simp for him)

Awesamdude

I feel like you guys would make a cake(like homemade)

it would turn out good..........

(currently listing to melanie martienz I love this) At the end you guys would end up with cake on your face

(You guys look really cute)

Also there would be flour on your face aswell

9/10

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Corpsebridx works-pls don't repost, copy, or claim as your own

[plutodexay]

HIII TYSM FOR LETTING ME BE AN ANON IM SO EXCITED IVE NVR BEEN AN ANON BEFOREEEEE :D

im someone who hates physical touch unless i initate it yk??? and i feel like punz (im a punz girlie hehe) wouldnt mind that BUT LIKE WHEN YOU GET COMFY TO TOUCH HIM HED BE SO EXCITED!!!

like once he knows he can touch you more he would latch onto you!! like ahhh its such a cute thought to me :)

🐞

ofc I love having anons

And you very much don't know the pipeline you just broke into, I am the biggest Punz simp I love that man so much.

The moment you touch him, it would give him the okay and you could just see the smile spread across his face. He would just be so delighted, immediately pulling you into him and holding you as tightly as possible, pressing small kisses against your cheeks as you leaned into him more. He would be whispering how much he loves you between pecks just adoring the time you're letting him have with you right now. And he would stay there until you asked him to move, he would stay in that position all night if you wanted him to.

[annoyingexboyfriend]

MY WHITE BOYS OF THE MONTH!

who i was obsessed with, simped for, hyper-fixated on, daydreamed about for every month in twenty twenty-two

JANUARY:

Manatreed

aww his first twitch stream. (update, this aged poorly) (update 2, he’s doing okay, he’d moved on)

FEBRUARY:

Punz

teehee

MARCH:

Paul Dano

“this is not how it was supposed to go”

APRIL:

Jack Harlow

just look at him!

(technically it was also Ojiro Otori from Tribe Nine because of CORPSE’s voice acting but that doesn’t really count)

MAY:

Foolish Gamers

he’s adorable, it’s undeniable

JUNE, JULY, AUGUST & SEPTEMBER:

Joseph Quinn

infatuation developed after his role as Eddie Munson in Stranger Things (Season 4)

OCTOBER:

Dream

face reveal and so much content babyyyyyy

NOVEMBER:

Timothée Chalamet

back on that lil timmy t grind because he’s back in cinemas, BONES & ALL!!!!

DECEMBER:

Joseph Quinn

he never went away teehee

[grace122]

I think my asks keep getting eaten 😭😭 I sent one in about soft Punz and Sam and your inbox just threw the hammer down and banned me from simping

- 🏹

yeah i think my inbox is just feeling hungry lmaoo

[awesamforehead]

asher????

are you trying to say there's days where i am not on a punz high????????

Higher than usual today! I'm not complaining tho, we always need more posts admiring (and simping) punz in all aspects. In fact, I encourage more! :D

[sing-me-under]

I’ve had my “THE FINALE WASNT HORRIBLE AND HERES WHAT I LIKED” arc.

Now, the time for me to complain about why I don’t actually like the finale is approaching because I’ve argued most of my points against the general negative consensus.

I’m not gonna go in depth right now. It’s 4 in the morning I just spent the entire time baking Christmas goodies until I forgot to put fucking sugar in my last batch of cookies.

But to summarize some of my positive opinions on the finale:

The finale was the most logical scenario with the resources and people they were working with while still maintaining the same ending. There was probably a better way, but it was the most direct and logical route to a set destination.

Tommy’s character arc required him to NOT COMMIT MURDER. STOP ENCOURAGING MURDER. ITS NOT GOOD FOR HIM.

c!Dream was being pitied for his fall from grace because c!Tommy knew they weren’t getting out of the prison alive. c!Dream would never have been allowed a redemption arc, and if there was enough time, he wouldn’t have taken the option anyway, especially not with c!Punz having no reason to not continue with the plan for his own personal gain rather than some twisted end game.

The content creators have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’re fantastic at displaying motion and body language through their characters. I dunno. Maybe you didn’t pick up on it, but I could sense the stress and pushing and limping and just THE MINECRAFT BODY LANGUAGE WAS GOOD.

Now for a sneak peek on my negative opinions:

A vast majority of finale neg and crit is valid and I agree with it. I just disagree with a lot of the rest of it and that’s why I’m vocal about what I liked. I don’t like to rehash what other people have said though, I also don’t like to actively ruin my enjoyment of something I like, so you probably won’t hear me putting in my two cents on the stuff that’s already been beat to death. I’ll just focus on specific crit that I don’t see much of.

They didn’t need the revive and limbo scene. I think it was stupid and I don’t get it. Everyone agrees that literally fucking killing cTommy then him going “Ah yes Dream wasn’t always bad” was a good idea, but for my own sanity, I chose to gloss over it. Just have like one normal conversation. Or just have cGeorge or cSapnap actually be there and having a dynamic with cDream instead of doing whatever the fuck limbo was.

Literally any other fucking character taking part in the last finale stream would have made it like twenty times better because there’d be someone to talk/slap sense into any of them instead of letting all of them have existential crises.

If it weren’t for the fact that cc!Dream plays both c!Dream and DreamXD, a finale in which DreamXD fucks up c!Dream and renders the nuke useless would have been much better.

Literally just ANY OTHER CHARACTER. ANYONE ELSE AT ALL BUT ALL THE RESPONSIBLE CHARACTERS GOT FUCKING EGGED AT THE EXACT SAME TIME. BUT THEY COULD HAVE GRABBED SAPNAP OR GEORGE. PLEASE. UNLESS THEY WERE OCCUPIED BY THE XD FINALE. PLEASE GIVE ME THE XD FINALE SO I CAN STOP CRYING OVER SAPNAP NOT BEING IN THE DISC DUO FINALE.

CPUNZ STOP BEING A FUCKING SIMP FOR CDREAM AND STOP MOPING OVER CDREAM NOT THINKING THEYRE FRIENDS. DRAMATIC IRONY MADE US KNOW YOU WERE A VILLAIN ALL ALONG BUT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A PLOT TWIST GOOD GUY. LITERALLY PUNZ AS A PLOT TWIST GOOD GUY WOULD HAVE MADE THE FINALE SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER EVNE IF THEY SLL DIE TL THE NUKES ANYWAY. BUT WHY THE FUCK WAS HE SO DEVOTED TO CDREAM THAT THEY EVEN KILLED AND REVIVED EACH OTHER OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

anyway. That will be all for tonight. I have work later and tomorrow and then a long day of putting up with family that makes me want to rip my lungs out.

[awesamcozy]

people using Hannah posting one (1) reaction Pic of george as a basis for them dating as if she's not up in punzs chat simping for him 24/7 when he's live goddamnnnn people get EYES (srs I don't think she's dating punz or anyone for that matter but I'm still gonna take away your delulu juice for a bit)

I was trying to look back in my memory bank for hannah and punz but i just totally blanked i can agree or disagree w this bc my brain is totally blank..