#i swear I didn't use to always be ia like this

[hoetolegist]

Welcome.....

I always get so many new people on here and I feel rude because I'm mostly ia and I never get a chance to welcome y'all. So I'm gonna put a self introduction with my masterlist (nevermind the fact that I've actually never introduced myself on here before 💀) and I'll become all of you guys' "person that disappears often but comes back with decent fics to post" ☺️☺️☺️

I love you and your outstanding patience for me, thank you 😭

[ev3rm0re-q]

study nights.

desc: you have a hard time trying to get taehyun's attention as he tries to study and accomplish his physics homework.

pairing: taehyun x shy reader

genre: fluff

warning/s: nonee

wc: 1,548 words

a/n: bro he looks SOO fine in these pictures i canttt. anyway, im so sorry for being so ia huhu but i j wanted to thank everyone for all the support the first post has been getting <33 i want to reply to the comments but im so bad at simply interacting with others that im scared to sound awkward kjdfnajkd. ik this is another fluff but i swear ive been working on a muchh longer fic that i wannna post soon, so stay tuned and i hope u guys enjoy this one first!!

Only the scribbling of words on some papers and the sound of typing on a keyboard could be heard in Kai and Taehyun's shared room as the two of you went about with your own separate activities.

Kai, his roommate, was currently in the living area with the other boys, given that he didn't want to interrupt you two during your time alone. Which was a bit of a wasted effort considering Taehyun seemed to be using it more for his solo study time. 

At the moment, your boyfriend was devoting his utmost attention to his academics, with different papers and books systematically scattered all around the small study desk. His favorite pen on hand for extra notes, and he had a laptop propped up by a stand, followed by a Bluetooth keyboard on which he was currently typing his heart out.

You, on the other hand, were sat timidly on his bed with a good novel pressed against your nose. You did not wish to disrupt the boy because you knew how serious he was about his studies.

He had been trying to complete an extremely difficult homework for his Physics class, and because you didn't choose that as one of your classes for the year, you'd have no idea how much pain and suffering he'd have to endure in that class.

Like he was even going to suffer with that Professor Kim around.

Taehyun was very academically inclined, and as a result of the way he behaved himself, participated in class, and excelled in all of the work given to him, he often became the teachers' favorite student.

You could not help but admire your boyfriend for it. He truly possessed a lot of exceptional qualities.

Though your relationship was not as fresh as it used to be―you both being together for eight months long―you could not help but let your bashful manners take over when it came to situations like these.

You'd always been a shy and reserved kid who couldn't seem to take a stand for what you wanted in public interactions.

Of course, you could still converse with strangers when they needed directions and whatnot, but you never bothered to join large gatherings or tried to blend in with the other kids because you felt it was pointless and time-consuming. Basically being the opposite of Yeonjun... but you were still close friends with him.

Which is why you've often questioned how you managed to catch the attention of the extroverted boy sitting at the desk across from you. Maybe it was the random exchanges in the hallways- or you being well-acquainted with the rest of the boys.

Who knows?

You were just thankful that someone saw something special in you.

You looked up from your novel, expecting him to be almost finished with what he was doing and offer you some of his attention. Instead, you were disappointed to see that he remained deeply absorbed in his study. His focused gaze visible in his dark-brown eyes.

Because of this, you began to wonder if approaching him for attention was even a good idea. You decided to move a bit forward from your position until you were directly behind him, sitting on the edge of the bed.

For the following thirty minutes, you continued to silently read as he worked, giving him subtle hints that you wanted him to at least feel your presence from right behind him and take a glance at you.

"Tae?" You murmured out softly, unsure whether you wanted him to actually hear you or not.

He continued to focus solely on his work as he hummed out in response, "Hm?"

"How's your worksheet going?" You awkwardly questioned.

"Pretty rough, if I'm being honest. Why, love?"

"I-uhh just wanted to make sure you were doing alright." You uttered out before going back to your book.

Another hour had soon passed, and his prior hyper radar focus appeared to have cooled down to a more relaxed state as he progressed more with finishing his homework.

You were finding it difficult to concentrate on the task at hand because of the guys' occasional loud noise s outside, which was beginning to increase.

"You know, if you needed my attention, you could have just said so," He suddenly stated, out of the blue, eyes still glued to his screen.

"Huh?" You let out, not expecting him to even notice what you've been doing the whole time he was so immersed in his work.

"You heard me, love." He turned his chair around to finally look at you after hours of having his full attention on his homework.

"I'm not needy for your attention." you sneered, not wanting to appear 'needy' to him.

You hated that word. Needy. You were particularly insecure over having that trait in your relationship. You wished to prove to your boyfriend that you were just as responsible and self-sufficient as he had always been.

You frequently walked yourself home from school and even took precautions as to avoid spending too much time with him by only seeing him once or twice a week or texting him a lot but not too much to bother him. 

Even while you were out with all of your friends, you took care to keep your proximity to him to a minimum so as not to overly suffocate him. It was a pretty big deal to you.

"So you wouldn't mind if I keep going until Soobin calls us for dinner?" 

"Not at all." Your stubbornness took over as your y/e/c eyes never left the book.

So he continued studying for another couple of minutes and you were getting more impatient by the second. 'I fucked up.' you thought, remembering how much Taehyun truly sticks to his word.

You slowly started to fidget with the corners of the pages of your book, looking over your phone every now and then to try and find something to entertain you. Until, you finally broke. You stood up from the bed and headed over to where he sat to place your hands on his broad shoulders.

"Honey~" you called him out and him just humming back again in response.

Actually, he had finished the entirety of his worksheet a few minutes before. He was just pretending to do work to simply get a reaction out of you. The boy only wanted you to get over the shyness you still had, at least a bit, whenever you sought his attention or desired affection. To at least voice it out to him.

You spoke his name out once more, but he simply responded with another hum, seemed to barely acknowledge your calls.

"Can we... you know.."

"Huh?" His eyes still glued onto the PowerPoint he was currently 'studying'.

"...cuddle" You barely whispered out, not even sure if anyone could have heard what you just said.

"Excuse me... can we what, darling?" He teasingly replied.

As soon as you realized he was merely doing it to playfully taunt you, your stubborness resurfaced.  

"You know what, never mind." You immediately took your hands off of his shoulders, backing out of your previous statement and started to walk back to his bed.

You suddenly heard another loud squeal come from the living room, it was probably Yeonjun teasing Kai again. That's when the idea popped into your head. You started making a beeline for the door, trying to leave without muttering another word to your boyfriend.

"What do you think you're doing?" His eyes left the screen in front of him.

"Well, I figured the rest of the boys were just playing around outside, and since you're busy, I figured I could just get extra cuddles from Kai or Beomgyu, or something." You blurted, your novel still safely stored in your hand, as you inched closer to the door.

You then felt a soft hand grab your empty one, swiftly pulling you back. Your body was tenderly encircled by familiar arms from behind, and you felt his body's warmth envelop yours as his head rested on your shoulder.

"Just say it, please." You heard him barely mumbling it into your shoulder.

"Say that you want my attention. That you want me." He practically begged into your ear.

Since he was so close to you, you stammered out "I-I" as you felt his hot breath brush up against your neck like a feather.

"You don't have to look for it from other people, Y/N. I'm here." He reassured you before slowly guiding you back towards his bed.

You two simply lay there together as you gazed into his large, dark-brown eyes that nearly had the appearance of dark pearls. As he was witnessing your open gawking at him, he couldn't help but let out a soft giggle. 

"Why are you laughing so much." You pouted as he continued to tease you.

"I don't know, honestly. I just can't help the fact that I find you pretty cute." He remarked.

"Ugh, you're such a tease Kang Taehyun."

He then brought you in even closer before sealing the already little space between you with a gentle but hungry kiss.

--

"Were you really going to ask for cuddles from Beomgyu?"

"I think you missed the part where I also said Kai."

End.

[tillthelandslide]

Insufferable Arsehole Part 12 : (When In Rome) : I'm Just Fine 'Cause I Know That You Are Mine Insta AU (pt.1)

a/n: hiiiiii everyone, this is a little sneak peak into the next chapter of IA I guess (i'll probably post it tonight <3) hope you enjoy.

Taglist: @scooby-doodoo @thereisaplaceintheheart @theoriginalwhatsername @eaglestar31 @thefrontofmymind @fallingforel @partoftheairforce @procrastinatinglikeapro @poisonmedaddy13 @xthe1975 @all-things-fic @jstbeeingme @rossgirly @juliardk @you-muppet @moodyyyychickx (add yourself using the link in my bio 😊)

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thisislou:

thisislou alexa play 'oh daddy' by fleetwood mac

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trumanblack you're insatiable

↳ thisislou you love me

↳ trumanblack i do

mynameismia ew gross...

↳ thisislou just block me at this point

charli_xcx i swear to god, this rat better count himself lucky

↳ trumanblack i do, trust me

trumanblack:

trumanblack Amore mio @thisislou

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thislou I love you so much Mr Healy

jamieoborne poor bloke had to silence his comments

↳ trumanblack too many comments saying she's too good for me... as if I dont already know

↳ thisislou ignore them my love, you're perfect for me

rass1975 come back, starting to miss you both over here

bedforddanes only one worthy of her is you mate

1975adam <3

healytymd you think you're cool for writing the caption in Italian... have to agree with the haters that say she's too good for you bro :P

↳ trumanblack 🖕🏼

thisislou:

thisislou the only one worthy of my love is you, you have redefined love itself and exceeded every fantasy i ever had of true love. You are my person, always. They don't know the Matty I know, the Matty the boys know. The Matty that loves his friends so deeply, the Matty that worries about his fans and whether they got home safely after a gig, the Matty that wishes he could call his mum more or visit her and hug her more. The Matty that hugs his brother too tight every time he sees him so he doesn't forget how it feels. The Matty that loves me, so fiercely every. dam. day. That's my Matty, the one who deserves my love @trumanblack

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rass1975 our matty

bedforddanes we love you mate

healytymd love you bro

densie_welch thats my boy

1975adam couldn't have said it better

trumanblack you're the best of me, my love

trumanblack:

trumanblack my beautiful girl

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thisislou missed opportunity for the caption: you share my shirt, looks so good

↳ trumanblack not using my own lyrics as a caption love

↳ thisislou booooo bad boyfriend

↳ trumanblack you're annoying but I love you

the1975updates GUYS SHES WEARING A RING ON HER RING FINGER OF HER LEFT HAND. THIS IS NOT A DREAL

↳ trumanblack it's flipped, I promise you we didn't get engaged or married (much to my disappointment trust me)

charli_xcx you lucky lucky man

thisislou via her stories:

caption: my love @trumanblack

thisislou:

thisislou Italy has been one of the best experiences of my life. This moment right here was a beautiful one, Matty and I saw an old couple on the beach with this really old camera (he went on about how cool it was and how it was rare... I didn't care but he rambled and it was cute). The couple came over to us and (despite the language barrier) explained how they took some photos of us and how they wanted to gift them to us... We gave the address of the place we were staying at and two days later the photos arrived. This is our favourite. I'll never be able to truly thank the couple for this moment, it was beautiful. They said our love is L'amor che move il sol e l'altre stelle: The love that moves the sun and the other stars. I loved that. To my Matty, I love you more than words can ever describe, thank you for the best holiday ❤️

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trumanblack I love this so much

trumanblack I love you

mynameismia the best couple

bedforddanes this is cute... cant wait to see you both

[xxxtosoxxx]

Oc In 15 Tag Game

Tagged by @rhyaxxyn

This is for my MC Alice of my dark and spicy Alice in Wonderland retelling which I have not titled yet and only have an outline and vibes for atm. Some of the lines may be subject to change since it's in the super early stages of drafting.

1). "I swear I didn't mean to kill her, but the louder she became, the more sense it made to silence her permanently so she could do no more harm."

2). "I've always been a nobody and I quite like it that way. It doesn't make sense to suddenly be the one everyone depends on for the sake of the future."

3). "Could you honestly be more mad and infuriating? It's like pulling teeth with you; I haven't the slightest idea of where I stand."

4). "If given the choice, I'd relinquish this... curse of responsibility to you gladly, Alicia. At least with you Wonderland would have a surefire chance."

5). "You know, murder was not on my agenda for the year and so far I've had to do it twice.... That said, it's not all bad."

6). "I expected more of a fight from someone hellbent on killing us. That just felt too eas-- Oh! There's the challenge!"

7). "So if I look at them, they'll kill me, yet if I ignore them, they'll also kill me? Quite a conundrum."

8). "I've had quite enough of your riddles. For once, I'd like a straight answer. Nothing about this world makes sense and it would be keen if someone were straightforward for once!"

9). "No. Don't talk. You give me quite the headache."

10). "I need to slay that? Myself? With a relic? This place ia far more bonkers than I!"

11). "If I survive Wonderland and wrote a memoir about it, how fast do you think I'd end up in an asylum?"

12). "If I loved less, I think I'd likely survive longer, but as it stands, I think I was meant to fail here."

13). "Alicia, prepare the troops. I'm about to do something incredibly mad."

14). "Hatter, whatever happens, please free Alicia. She cannot undo what's been done, though may the divine bless her, she would spend the rest of her life trying."

15). "Alicia, go find Hatter. We'll be free soon."

Tag list (no pressure!): @cosmo-lexies, @lavanderrstarr @vipper73

[blogadrianaleite-blog]

MOMENTOS BURROS DA ANITA

Eu não tinha a menor ideia no que estava me metendo. Apenas queria ficar mais tempo com as minhas coleguinhas de escola. já que no grupo de 4 amigas (?) que se conheciam desde a primeira série, eu era a única que não morava no mesmo bairro, e que não tinha a casa frequentada por elas, e nem podia visitá-las nem para trabalho escolar, porque D. Aparecida não peemitia.

Enchi o saco dos meus pais pra fazer "jazz" (dança) na escola. Descobri o meu corpo duro e a minha baixíssima inteligente corporal. Eu sempre era a última a aprender o passo.

Apesar dos percalços, como levantar as seis da manhã, pra pegar carona com meu pai, chegar antes das sete, e aguardar por uma hora e meia o início da aula, ia bem. Até que a professora começou a ensaiar apresentação e debater sobre a roupa desta. juro por Deus que não sabia que teria que me apresentar num ginásio com quase mil presentes entre alunos e seus pais. Pulei fora. Inventei a desculpa do quisto que tinha no pé (que era real, mas não me atrapalhava em nada). Isso parece que desanimou a professora. Já deveria ser difícil para ela ter apenas 3 alunas num universo de mais de 1000 possíveis alunos que poderiam se interessar e se matricular na novidade do colégio. Somente nós 3 se matricularam. Após a apresentação, ela pediu demissão da escola e se despediu da Cristiane e Ariane. Na conversa entre elas, eu levei a culpa, pois já era difícil ter apenas 3 alunas e agora eram apenas 2...

O clubinho CEM foi uma iniciativa da Professora Rosana, bancada pelos seus parentes donos da escola, e foi, talvez o maior fracasso da sua vida.

ANITA'S STUPID MOMENTS

I had no idea what I was getting myself into. I just wanted to spend more time with my schoolmates. since in the group of 4 friends (?) who knew each other since the first grade, I was the only one who didn't live in the same neighborhood, and who didn't have the house frequented by them, and I couldn't even visit them for school work, because D. Aparecida did not insist. I pissed off my parents to do "jazz" (dance) at school. I discovered my hard body and my very short intelligent body. I was always the last to learn the step. Despite the mishaps, like getting up at six in the morning to catch a ride with my father, arriving before seven, and waiting for an hour and a half for the start of class, I was fine. Until the teacher started rehearsing the presentation and discussing her outfit. I swear to God I didn't know that I would have to perform in a gym with almost a thousand present among students and their parents. I jumped out. I made up the excuse of the cyst on my foot (which was real, but didn't bother me at all). This seems to have discouraged the teacher. It should have been difficult for her to have only 3 students in a universe of more than 1000 possible students who could be interested and enroll in the school's novelty. Only the 3 of us enrolled. After the presentation, she resigned from school and said goodbye to Cristiane and Ariane. In the conversation between them, I took the blame, because it was already difficult to have only 3 students and now there were only 2… The CEM club was Rosana's initiative, backed by her relatives who owned the school, and it was perhaps the biggest failure of her life.

[cheongsanthinker]

Hola! Could I request a Gyeong-su x reader where Gyeong-su has a crush on reader and is trying to confess but keeps getting interrupted,and he only gets the chance to actually tell reader he likes them is when he's about to turn into a zombie? Btw,love ur writing! I might request more later!

— not now, not ever.

gyeong-su x gn!reader

warnings: angst with no happy ending, mentions of death and blood, a few swearing.

summary: gyeongsu have been trying to confess his feelings for you, but once he's been able to finally do that — was he too late?

a/n: why do i actually love writing angst — i'd be more ia but i'll get through the requests as promised :) ty for the request and your kind words <3 also lowercase intended for this one.

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you and gyeong-su have been best friends since you were kids, so it was a normal occasion for you to walk together on the way to school.

"psssst" he whisper-yelled, trying to get your attention but you payed no mind, just the sweet smell of the early morning dew and the soft chirping of birds.

you hummed as he tried to get your attention once again, but you almost stumbled as he lightly pushed you — a soft chuckle was earned from the boy beside you, who was trying his best not to laugh.

"you think that was funny you dumbass?" referring to the situation he pulled earlier. in all honesty, you weren't even mad at him. you didn't even think you can be mad at the boy who was now staring at you, slightly worried with a confused look etched on his face. cute.

"what? i didn't even do anything." he defended himself, "you weren't even paying a single attention to me!" as he dramatically huffed, rolling his eyes before looking on the other side of the road, avoiding your gaze.

"you dramatic fucker, what do you want from me?" you reply. he was still wandering off, not giving a single fuck on what you were saying. oh, so now he was the one not paying attention.

"gyeong-su!" you shouted. "what happened?" he quickly rushed to your side — well that was easy. "what were you trying to say earlier?" you ask, as you raise an eyebrow. "you idiot, you scared me." as gyeong-su let out a sigh of relief, a bright smile now evident on his face.

"oh! meet me at the cafeteria later" he said enthusiastically. "don't we always meet at the cafeteria though?" you returned, recalling how you have been spending the cafeteria together with your friends. what was so different about this?

"yes but just the two of us, um only this time" he lets out nervously, scratching the back of his head and lowering his gaze. why was he acting so weird?

"of course gyeong-su" as you hesitantly nodded. you can't exactly say no to him anyway. "now come on — we don't want to be late for school" you announced, remembering the time where you were both marked as late for being seconds away from reaching the school. you didn't want to experience that again.

time passed by quicker than you imagined, as you were now on your way to the cafeteria — gyeong-su beside you as he lets out his signature whistle.

you were now in the cafeteria, on the most corner as gyeong-su insisted that it was for the best. you were still confused, but you didn't know that this was his second attempt of trying to confess to you — last time he tried to do it, he was interrupted by someone calling your phone. great timing.

you were now facing each other. "so? what were you going to say to me that needs only the two of us, hmm?" you begin. you needed answers immediately as numerous thoughts were popping in your head. you couldn't help yourself — was he trying to end your friendship? or did something important happened to him? is he moving schools? was he..it couldn't be possible, he only sees you as a friend and nothing else. nonetheless, that didn't stop you from harbouring feelings for the boy who was infront of you. whatever, it didn't matter.

"i have something to say to you that i've been meaning to-" he was cut off by a scream — no. there were other more people who were now screaming for their life, as you recognized something that was chasing them, something that you would only normally see in movies. zombies.

----

you eventually got inside of a classroom with your other classmates or friends, but that was almost an hour ago you assumed. gyeong-su was now staying in the recording room as he was accused of being bitten by a zombie. of course, by nayeon.

it was dumb, honestly. he would've turned into a zombie by now and you couldn't imagine him, the one person you were inlove with since you were kids — turning into one of those. it hurts just thinking about it, losing the only person you trust and love the most.

minutes passed, nayeon had to go in the room and apologize to him. nothing happened. you were relieved but mostly pissed at nayeon for letting him stay in there in the first place, but he didn't seem to mind. you just wished you had spent your time with him or something — not being forced to go in the recording room for some stupid accusation that he was bitten.

----

"gyeong-su, please just let me-"

"no! you stay away, you- i can't, just please, don't get any closer to me." he pleaded. he was a sobbing mess and there was nothing you could do. you hated seeing him like this. he was shaking and his nose were dripping blood — an indication he was bitten. you didn't want to believe it, he was perfectly fine minutes ago. what happened?

"look gyeong-su, i can't just let you suffer like this." you said, you were now begging for him to let him help you as tears began to uncontrollably fall from your eyes.

"i can't let you — just, i have to say something before i go okay? and then i'll leave, i swear" he was trembling, shaking in fear as he tried his best to keep himself composed, for you.

"what? no, you can't just leave us gyeong-su!" you shouted in agony as others were trying to keep you from practically attaching yourself to him, afraid he might bite you but at this point — you didn't even care.

"i'm inlove with you, always have and always will. please, i love you — i don't care if you don't love me back, i just needed to say this before i go. i'm sorry." he said, as he was now reaching for the window.

you can't let him go.

"gyeong-su! i love you too for as long as i can imagine. please, why didn't you tell me sooner? WHY? i can't lose you like this, not when it has always been you and now you're-" you can't even finish your sentence but you begged him to stay, your sobs and cries pushed itself from your lips.

the sight alone made gyeongsu's heart drop. it stopped him cold, sick to his stomach. he was staring at you with wide eyes but he can't, he needed to leave. he was now considered a threat and danger to others.

"i'm sorry, i really am — i tried to tell you, i promise. i didn't mean for it to turn out this way " he lets out. he won't be able to control himself any minute now, he thought to himself.

"i love you so much. i loved every moment i had with you, always remember that." that was the last thing he told you as he closed his eyes before jumping down on the window.

you had dropped to your knees, trying to calm down yourself but you were still sobbing. he was gone — and you didn't had enough time to tell him how much happiness you've experienced with him.

how you were left with the motionless silence — hoping there was somehow a way to bring him back because you're still not done loving him. not now, not ever.

[emyluwinter]

Will I write for my lovely AU? Yes.

Will someone stop me?

Pf. No.

AU Spirits of the great seven au (sgs au)

Official Author @minzart

Malleus received a message that there would be a meeting in the evening and given his habit of coming a few hours earlier. Draconia decided to come to the Director's office two hours earlier.

But how surprised he was to find the office open. And oh Seven…

Yuu was sleeping on the sofa in the office, holding a large folder in their hands. It seems they were waiting for the director to give some documents?

Maleficent is looking at the teenager with interest – what a charming child. I think you can get a little advantage over others.

Malleus explained to her that Yuu was just sleeping, not cursed, and they didn't need a kiss to wake up. As much as he himself would not like to.

Malleus, as a good friend, decides to take the folder and put Yuu in a more comfortable position. Unlike Silver, who falls asleep everywhere and everywhere. Yuu looked tired and Malleus sincerely wanted them to have a good sleep and rest.

People are fragile, how does he implement all the advice of Maleficent, well, some of them, if his dear child of a person will be in poor health?

But feeling the movement, Yuu frowned a little and yawned sleepily, looked at Malleus.

- Hi Tsunotaro ...haaaaah... - Yuu sleepily rubs his eyes with his sleeve trying to wipe away drowsiness.

- Hello Yuu. I apologize, I didn't mean to wake you up.

- No, no, it's all right. I've been waiting for you.

Malleus looks at Yuu with a puzzled expression – W-waiting for me?

Maleficent, meanwhile, is celebrating her small victory. Who will look the most proud and victorious at the meeting? That's right, she is.

Great Witch of Thorns crossed her fingers imperceptibly on her staff and mentally muttered the words like a prayer.

"Admit your feelings. Admit that you like Malleus more than a friend. A little courage, dear child. "

- Yes…You always come in advance, don't you?I thought you would be bored here and also decided to come early, at the same time I wanted to pass the documents. But sleep came faster.haha.. - Yuu awkwardly explained with an embarrassed giggle.

The heart of Malleus Draconia has received another Cupid's arrow. AGAIN.

Somewhere, a Cupid swears very strongly, looking at all this as an evening talk show.

- Oh....

Congratulations to Yuu you broke the Prince of Thorn Valley. Give him some time, he's just happy to hear it.

In the end, they sat down peacefully, discussing the past student day.

***

If the other leaders of the dorm(the club of awkward lovers) come and see that Yuu is sleeping at the table. Then the following will definitely happen.

Malleus takes off his cloak(cape?) and hides Yuu. No one wants their precious Prefect to get sick, right?

Who knew that this would declare a quiet war…

Poor Azul was torn between preserving his expensive image and taking care of his" beautiful crush "potential good "friend", an employee!! But his coat!!IA-a- And ... on the Prefect!!

Leona growls softly in indignation and he looks at Scar. He doesn't have a raincoat. – Can you pretend to be a carpet or a lion skin product?

Scar grinning – do you want to be gnawed by hyenas in your sleep, BOY? Use your vest. It's still not very useful.

Leona very carefully threw out the scene where Yuu sleeps under his cape from his head. His upbringing did not allow him to be at the meeting of the dorm leader with a bare torso. Even he has his own principles.

Riddle, on the advice of the Queen of Hearts, carefully covers Yuu with his cape. Asking her if it is correct. This poor hedgehog has no special experience of interacting with other people.

Malleus was clearly not very pleased with this.

Vil makes a note to bring the most luxurious and beautiful cape to cover the Prefect next time.

***

It seems that the author said that Chernabog likes to suddenly check Yuu, scaring the rest of the " vessels?"

Azul, on Ursula's advice, arranges an evening of "tasting"

* cough*a definitely disguised romantic dinner.* cough*

Yuu is happy to taste delicious food, noting it on several points in the report that Azul gave.

The hall is already closed, they are sitting by candlelight. Azul said that the situation can affect the taste, Yuu did not object to them. Light jazz is playing, everything goes so smoothly.

Just the two of them. Ursula is watching nearby.

And Azul already decides to move his hand to the hand on the table.

Another centimeter and their hand will already be caught…

As here suddenly there is a huge shadow over Yuu turning from a black cloud of smoke and small lightning. Yes, Chernobog likes to appear spectacularly.

- AAAaaAAAAAAAaa what ha bullsh*t?!? - Azul fell from his chair in surprise, hitting his hand painfully.

- Chernabog!!I told you not to scare the others…Oh, Azul...I'm so sorry.. - Yuu discontentedly puffed out his cheeks looking at a very satisfied Chernabog. And they helped Azul to get on his feet.

- Y-it's all right Yuu…

- Oh, Azul, your hand...wait a minute, I'll get some ice from the kitchen. - Noticing a slight redness on the wrist, Yuu hurried to the kitchen.

Floyd heard a noise from the office and went up to a very red Azul.

- Hey...I heard screams. Why were you shouting Azul?

- Floyd, hit me.

The sophomore looks at Azul in disbelief

- what?....WHY?!

- Just hit me, is it so difficult for you to do it? Just not too much. Just a slight redness on the cheek. That's enough. Faster

Floyd notices a worried Yuu with an ice pack and a first aid kit. A clear picture is forming in his head where Yuu will be anxiously circling next to "poor Azul"

- Unhappy fool in love …

***

The beautiful Queen Grimhilda-Maybe a little potion of truth? To find out about their feelings for you

Vil-No. It's too much.

Beautiful Queen Grimhilda-well, send a hunter to bring you the hearts of this ... Neigy? And you will give it as a sign of your love.

Vil thinks for a second – It sounds very tempting, but they definitely won't appreciate it.

Beautiful Queen Grimhild-well, I'm not suggesting that you poison them, put them in a crystal coffin and then give the antidote through a kiss.

Vil-definitely definitely not!!

Beautiful Queen Grimhild is then an option with a country house in the forest. And use the lipstick with the taste of wild berries. They will not be able to tear themselves away from your lips

[bitchfitch]

I Have Been Enabled.

Time to talk about why Henry is Hash Tag Like That.

This video by the pop culture detective will give you the basis of what we're talking about, but it sorta skirts actually discussing the type of person who would Intentionally go about romancing someone they have so much influence and control over, this is not a critique of the video and Is just a different perspective on the topic.

Now originally this post was going to start with a bunch of coddling, but ima jump right into it and save myself the word count, bc this is already like 1k words.

The underlying personality of a character (cough cough also the writers usually cough cough) who would want to or actively seek to date someone who is completely naive but still physically mature looks a bit like this:

They will be adamant about it not being their fault they are single. nobody will date them because they are too [select all that apply: Weird, Cool, Normal, Busy, Nice, Talented,] or because [select all that apply: Women Are All Enigmas Playing an Elaborate Game With Mens Hearts, Society, Women Only Like Assholes, (other incel talking points here)]

they have a need to feel above their SO, this might look like a savior complex, or it might look like having to always be one or two steps ahead of the SO in everything they do.

They will want to be the center of the SOs world. A normal person would be eager to introduce the newly minted naive SO to as many people as they could, just to help the SO learn how to socialize and to take some of the burden of teaching them off of themselves.

They will have a need to be seen as the Best. they dont want a mature adult partner, they want a golden retriever who looks like a super model. Someone who will worship the ground they walk on, usually because the SO has nothing to compare them too.

If you met a person in real life who acted or thought like this you could be forgiven for assuming they were trying to talk in semaphore with all those red flags they are waving.

The Pygmalion takes this one step further, he didn't just Find a perfectly blank slate woman who would love him no matter what,

he made her. 

The Pygmalion is the absolute extreme of this trope. They will go the furthest to avoid ever having to address what makes them unlikable and will often present themselves and their plights as not just no fault of their own, but as the direct fault of another person's, usually a specific past partner. 

Henry is the absolute least forgiving depiction of a Pygmalion I could cobble together. and the three muses that came before Adonis are the easiest way to illustrate that.

This next bit ia written using a very specific type of unreliable narrator you often see in these sorts of stories, where the MC's perspective and beliefs tint the word choices. Read carefully.

He blames his first muse's death on her. She shouldn't have taken that tone of voice with him, she shouldn't have lied about who she was talking too, she shouldn't have lied about not loving him anymore, she shouldn't have tried to leave. If she had only listened to him, the more mature and knowledgeable one, he wouldn't have gotten so angry and she would have never chocked on those razors. 

His second muse was far better than her, in fact he was damn near Perfect. he was young and unspoiled and willing to listen to and do whatever henry said. He had never been tempted, touched or taught the wrong sort of things. Henry was his everything, his mentor And his lover and the one who kept him off the street. But Henry's traitorous brother stole him away. Said such awful things about how their relationship was disgusting. That henry was a monster for taking in and caring for his muse instead of leaving him to die in the street before he was even old enough to drive.

The third was the worst. She was the one that destroyed henry and made him swear off human love. She had smashed all the sculptures he dedicated to her, all the projects he had finished for her, all her art he had gotten into museums for her under his name. She was ungrateful and horrid. And she had grown disgusting and ugly following the birth of Henry's truest muse. His daughter who this Wretched witch had stolen away following one light bit of discipline. His daughters arm had healed just fine, the witch was just too soft and their daughter was going to grow up just like her if Henry hadn't stepped in.

In all of those examples Henry's wrongdoings were intentionally obfuscated to make him seem like the good guy, to intentionally set someone else up as the villain coming between henry and his happiness. in Pygmalion stories, and in almost all bsy stories, this sort of narrative voice is used unintentionally to make you feel sorry for the Pygmalion and to want to like and side with him despite the reality of the situation. I went for some Very obvious and egregious examples to really show how effective this sort of narrative voice can be. if you want a better written example read Lolita, and then every review that calls it a love story to get a very good picture of how this works and how effective it can be (lolita is psyche horror about pedophilia, not a cute romance,)

tldr:

The Pygmalion and the Born Sexy Yesterday tropes are Rife with squicky elements bc a lot of people who write them do not realize how vile their characters sound if you look at the at any angle other than the the one they want you too

 a lot of the time the use of this trope is a Great insight into the minds of the people who use it without really thinking about the implications

both tropes are some incel shit

And Finally Adonis Should Have Beat Henry To Death Sooner.

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We are not just friends — Part 19

Chris Evans x bi!latina!character (Sofia is a people of color, she’s brown.)

Chris and Sofia meet when their best friends started dating, it all started at friends with loads of bumps on the road.

Warnings: drinking, smoking, drug use (weed), assault, Chris being Steve Rogers, commitment issues, my girl Sofia kinda messy.

This is slow burn at its best, at least emotionally.

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Sofía had definitely closed up, she became a recluse in her own apartment and the only thing she did was go to work and back. She felt mostly okay, she wasn't crying her eyes out or seeing a random photo of Chris and crying. 

She was hurt, deeply hurt but all she did was avoid thinking about him. This wasn't like the first time they broke up, this felt different. Like, this was it.

She loses one of her most precious friends and gains another failed relationship, another ex that probably will end up resenting her because they couldn't reach her and when she opens up she gets shot down. 

After Chris…

Sofia was sure that she was meant to be alone and she was mostly okay with it.

On the other hand, Christopher was devastated—he honestly thought she was the one, he felt it in his gut, his heart, his whole being made him feel that she was the one. She just kept pushing him away in all the ways that she could find and he took it, until he couldn't anymore and that alone made him feel like he was failing her, he didn't know how to help her and she won't let him. 

They were so far away from each other—it was exhausting and the fact that he had just started talking with Jenny again made him feel insecure about his relationship. 

But he love her with all his fucking heart that it hurt his whole body knowing that she might ever be able to love him back the way he does. 

"I miss him," Sofia said, putting her eyeliner on. She was going out as Amanda was very pregnant to even move. 

"He does too." She said rubbing her belly. "It's been, how much time now?," 

"Four months , so he's dating Jenny. That's what I heard…" Sofia tried not to get emotional about it but… Fuck. 

"Yeah, Luke told me about it… but it's  going anywhere and he knows. Not sure about her though." 

"He always gets back with all his exes. Got us on rotation, fucking idiot. He wants to commit but he can't actually commit with anyone. Then in the one with commitment issues," Sofia shook her head and let out a groan. "I love him, I swear to you I love him, he's a good friend but he's a terrible boyfriend."

"Right back at you," Amanda laughed and Sofia had to, because she was absolutely right about her too. 

"I don't go back with all my exes, though" 

"Mostly don't, Chris it's the exception." 

"Because I thought it was going to be okay for once." She made a face and began putting the make up back on her little make up bag. "I can't believe he's back with Jenny, she's funny and intelligent and great—but God, I don't fucking like her." Sofia said, throwing the make-up bag on her bag and pout. "I don't want to go out now. More because I know he's here in Boston and it's not leaving until next year and I'm seeing his brother today."

"You don't wanna run into him?," 

"Of course I wanna run into him, I miss him so much but I'm totally not over him yet." Sofia explained sitting on the toilet seat looking at Amanda that was leaning in the door frame. "I don't know if I'm ever going to be over Chris."

"I'm sad now, you're make me feel sad and my boy too—

"I'm sorry—

"Don't be, I'm feeling sad because I can't go out with you and drag Chris's name all over Boston even though he's great but he left you."

Sofia smiled looking down and felt Amanda's hand running through her hair and she sighed deeply. 

-

Sofía was vibing or at least trying, the place was comfy and she knew almost all the people that were there—witch where all of fucking Christopher closest friends and some random girls that the guys bring from somewhere.

Apparently he wasn't coming, which Sofia didn't know if she was actually relieved or not. 

"Jesus fucking christ." She murmured to herself tried of her own fucking mind noise. She stood up and walked to the little bar area and started pouring a drink, straight whiskey and downed it all and poured herself a second and then a third walking away with the drink on her hand.

He saw her first, saw her leaning on a wall, talking with some dude —younger than her, brunette and with a fucking man bun, he was built, lean and tall. She laughed, at whatever fucking thing he said she laughed and looked at him with the little fucking straw on her lips. Oh, boy he was mad. 

Chris rubbed his face and went about to hang up with his friends and mingle a little bit. But he couldn't stop looking at their direction every fucking second. 

"They sure look cozy," Luke said and Chris looked at him. "Did you talk to her yet?" 

"I can't talk to her, man." Chris muttered and downed the warm beer on his hand and his friend handed him another. "What I'm supposed to say?, hey, long time remember when I dump you because I'm a fucking imbecile and i cant fucking wait." He said dropping sarcasm on every word. 

"That's a good opening," Luke laughed and Chris just stared at him, murdering eyes directed at his very own best friend. 

"Who the fuck is that?" he asked referring to the guy she was talking with. 

"A friend of Ryan's cousin." 

Chris made a face and rolled his eyes. "The fuck he doing here?" 

"It's Ryan's house, dude," Luke said and was a little amazed at Chris, he definitely hasn't seen him like this in a really long long time. "Man. .." Luke said, kind of amazed. "You're still head over heels in love with her, don't you?" 

"I wonder what gave it away," Chris said, drinking his beer and rubbing his face. "imma talk to her,"

"Ah—don't think it's-uh," Luke was looking at them and saw them share a kiss, it was quick and he kinda went for it. 

"What?," Chris said turning around and saw them just breaking the kiss and that's the moment Sofia saw him. 

And her stomach dropped, her whole ass body dropped—

"Oh, woow. Are you okay?," Alex, asked her when her knees buckled and he caught her. 

"Ah, yeah, yes. Just," She smiled at him and looked at her empty glass. "Little drunk, imma get more—" Sofia made an attempt to leave but Alex, bless his fucking kind heart, offered her to get her those drinks and something to eat. 

As soon he leaves that was a cue to Chris, who literally strutted to the wall she was leaning and Slfia just… started.

"Hi," He said, hands on his pockets as Sofia kept looking at him. "How-how are you?" 

Sofoa kept quiet and simply walked away from him, ahe couldn't possibly do the whole small talk bullshit they alwaus did and it emeded up al fucking badly. Chris looked at her go and he was the one that stormed after her. 

"Sofia, come on," Chris said and walked besides her. "Sof, it's going to be like this?" 

"I can't talk with you Chris, like…" She sighed and sat down on a bench, they weren't completely away from the people and there were some girls sitting on a couch messing around with their phones and minding their business.

"Why not?," He asked, looking at her. He just wanted to reach out and hug her, he missed her. 

Sofía finally looked up at him and asked him, "How's things with Jenny?," Chris looked away and rubbed his beard and stayed quiet at her question for a moment. 

"We're not together anymore," He said and Sofia made a face and sigh. "What about you?" 

"What about me?" 

"Are you seeing someone?" He asked looking at the bar where the dude was talking with Ryan, probably giving him the talk. 

"Look, Sofia is off limits."

"What?, why? She told me she's single." Alex asked and looked back at where she was supposed to be and found Chris looking back at him with that death stare he did when he was annoyed. 

"Yes, she is. But it's also Chris ex and they still didn't figure it out and he's my friend, so kid. Off limits," 

"Do you care,?" She asked, sassy. 

"If I didn't I wouldn't be asking, wouldn't I?," He asked right back at her, also sassy. 

"Last time I tried that, it didn't go well," Sofia said, rolling her eyes at him. "And the one before that, worse." She said at their obvious relationship and Chris just grunted. But couldn't blame her, it was a mess… 

"Yeah," He murmured and dug into his pockets and fished out a packet of cigarettes. "want one?" He offered her and she took it. 

"Thanks, we should smoke outside though." Sofia said walking out to the backyard where the other guys were doing the grilling. 

They waved at them but kept their distance, not Scott though because it was Scott. 

"So…" He said walking up to them and putting a hand on each shoulder. "You two are actually talking," 

"Not really," Sofia rolled her eyes and Chris grunted again. 

"Sof," He said, putting those little blue eyes to work on him and it worked, of course it will work. 

"Okay, okay…" She agreed and lit up the cigarette giving Chris a look. Thinking that the moment she found him unattractive was when she stopped looking at men all together and dedicated herself to pussy forever. 

He was so fucking attractive, jesus fuck. 

"Either way, is there a point here?," She asked looking at both of them. "We're good, I guess," She shrugged. 

"Are we really good?," Chris asked. 

"I don't know, you left me." Sofia took a drag and Scott made a face.

"And that's my cue to leave, I love you both." He said and Sofia laughed. 

"And I do too." She wink at him and Chris was staring at her, waiting for Scott to leave. 

"I shouldn't have done that—

"Chris, don't." She waves a hand at him. "You seriously need a new woman on your life, this thing about getting back with all your exes ia getting old as fuck."

"Ouch," He said and actually smile and so did she. "I do miss you, you know that." 

"I miss you too, come on. We were really good friends for a moment there," 

"Yeah," He smiled and bit his bottom lip, shaking his head. "We fucked up, don't we?" 

"Yeah, and I told you so."

"You did. Guess I didn't listen," 

"You never listen, stubborn Gemini man." She said punching him on the arm. 

"Yeah, you're right but I don't regret it though."

"Me neither," She smiled and sigh, just thinking for a moment. "So, there's a wedding coming?" 

"You mean ours?," He joked and Sofia barked a laugh. 

"I mean our better halves, idiot. Besides, we will be divorced in the first four months."

"What?, come on I gave us at least… a year," Chris saif and Sofia made a face, disagreeing. 

"Six months, tops." She said and put her hand on his month. "The thought of me being a wife, ew."

Chris laughed out loud. "You look pretty in white," 

"I look pretty in everything because I'm pretty," She rolled her eyes with a smile. "But, jokes aside. Do you see yourself married?" 

"I like the idea of marriage but… Honestly, I don't know."

"I preferred to have a kid before marriage, it's just a fucking paper in the end. You can divorce, I think I'll know when I have a kid, if I have a kid."

"We never had this talk before," Chris said and pointed at a little bench for them to sit. "About us," 

"Did you think about it?" Sofia asked as she sat down beside him. Chris was holding his beer between his legs and looking forward. 

"Yeah, I mean…" He looked at her. "I have never been this in love with someone like I am with you, so yeah. I did, a couple of times actually."

Sofia was dumbfounded at what he said, and she did toyed with the idea a couple of times… 

"I almost propose to you, actually…" He laughed and Sofias head snapped so hard to look at him. "After you met my mom, I bought that ring you liked. I thought that maybe someday…" He shrugged and Sofia's eyes watered up and just stared forward. 

"Chris, I…" She whispered and he looked at her. 

"What's wrong?," He asked, frowning. 

"What's wrong!?," She said, wiping her tears. "Dude, are you hearing what you are saying to me?."

Chris realized it at that moment, what he did. Bomb after bomb he just dropped on her. 

"Sorry, I got carried away." He muttered slouching on the bench and drank the rest of his beer. 

"You'll find someone, Chris…" Sofia said in a small voice. 

"Already found her," He muttered and stood up and walked away.