#i think I'm just gonna die before i hit 25 lmao

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Lmao y'all ever think about where you should be in life vs where you actually are

[late-cambrian]

FOR THE AO3 WRAPPED hello !!!!!

3, 6, 12, 18, 19 and 28? i'm being selfish picking tons of questions alksdfjklsjdfk

AHHHH HELLO

first, everyone go read kae's works rn >:( fr find me a better writer, i'll wait

3) What work are you most proud of (regardless of kudos/hits)

unfortunate for my blue lock besties, but it's a naruto fic lmao. I really enjoyed writing quartz arenite, which is one of my only serious fics. It's a Gaara character study with some background world-building I feel like the show doesn't actually give us about Suna. It also has GaaLee, obviously, because it had to.

6) Favorite title you used

oh geez. I'm gonna have to pick two. for naruto, Bombing Sex-Ed because I think it's so silly. for blue lock, propbably Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn. I mean, c'mon, Pitbull.

12) How many WIPs do you have in your docs for next year?

oh DOUBLE geez, I currently have 25 drafts in my folder for blue lock alone. I'm hoping to have at least one Christmas fic for Loser Gate out before the end of the year hehehe.

18) The character that gave you the most trouble writing this year?

hmmm, probably a tie between Rin and Ness. I really like BachiRin, but their dynamic has been tough for me to write because I feel like Rin is difficult for me to write in character lol. Ness is just OOC, and I have a hard time capturing his, how do you say, crazy-insane Isagi-flavored hate. I just want him to be silly, and the way he simps for kaiser in canon makes me say ness bb girl get off your knees. i write him how i want to (which is correct, i know him better than the author).

19) What's one pairing you want to explore next year?

RAHHHH THIS QUESTION!!!! I really want to dip into Otoya/Karasu/Yukimiya tbh. My roots are haikyuu poly-flavored, and I loooove a throuple. I love their dynamic, and I want to write more Karasu tbfh lol. I also want to write some bachisagi and ness/kurona! I have so many ideas swimming around :)

28) Favorite work you wrote this year?

for naruto, still quartz arenite. super proud of that one <3. For Blue Lock, tbh I really enjoyed writing both Monster Mash and Smash or Pass. smash or pass came to me so fast lol. i loved that chapter, and i knew that i wanted to make it a part of loser gate. i had a blast reading kaisagi authors interpret what they'd do about it in general. big win for kaisagi nation. Monster Mash was super hard to write bc.I suck at world-building, but it was really fun to write and I got to write SaeShidou, which is always a win for me.

thank you for the ask, @kae-karo <3. i love talking about more stuff so it's not selfish, and tbh, would die for u. fr everyone do yourself a favor and check out their works!

[shaunamilfman]

you know what A WIN IS A WIN THATS A HAPPY ENDING IN MY BOOK🙏🙏 i suppose this means that they can get out of the wilderness with the survivors right? assuming they ate shauna too 🤔 but that would also mean (if jackie gets eaten💀) that they’d have to follow around tai or van or lottie or smth until THEY die 😭 i’d be so over it as a ghost

this was very good tho🤭 shauna realising her baby AND HER are both dead got me tho omg that girls been through so much 😞

off topic from this but that perv lottie shit has me giggling (also i swear when u first uploaded it it was a screen shot of what you’d written😭) i need her so baddddd i’d give her anything

-🦈

i felt that it was the happiest ending I could have given them with the circumstances honestly. love wins in this one I feel

my original ending was them leaving with Jackie but I felt Jackie surviving without shauna just wasn't realistic, so yes. they 100% ate shauna and I'm counting that as tethering the baby too because it's too upsetting to think about otherwise lmao.

yeah they're 100% gonna have to pick a yellowjacket to follow around. i think it would be funny if it was Tai just for when Tai cheats on her wife with van and y/n won't talk to shauna for days. "oh I see why you'd want to follow Tai around 🙄🙄😒" and shaunas like "😔 it was 25 years ago??"

edit: they could also just stay with their bones if they wanted i suppose but that would get boring very quickly I think.

i also originally was gonna have shauna live and have to watch y/n hold her ghost baby and was gonna end with her killing herself to join them after burying her baby but it was far too dark i felt for a Tumblr fic.

oh it was 100%. i just changed it because i usually do it in indented and didn't want to go out of theme. changed it like 2 minutes after I posted it though you really are so fucking quick lmao. can't get anything past sharkman.

im glad perv lottie was a hit it stuck with me for days after I posted the thought. i actually wrote my first like actual smut in it which I'm kinda nervous about the descriptions for lmao. I wrote the smut before the actual plot lmao so I still gotta finish that. I have like 1000 words for the set up and then like 2k words of pure smut lmao

[toomanyfandoms02]

Writing prompts!

So I just reached 100 followers and I am BEYOND happy YALL. So heres 100 prompts for people to send me asks with! Send as many numbers as you want in one and I'll make a blurb from it. (And by blurb I mean I will grow attatched to your request and write a whole fic on it probably lmao) THIS WAS PREVIOUSLY MY 100 FOLLOWER THIBG BUT IM BRINGING PROMPTS BACK FOR REQUESTS.

FYI no matter when you are seeing this, request. I don't care. I'm always up for inspiration. :))))

If it has a star next to it, I came up with it on my own.

These probably wont be blurbs and will be longer!

I'm currently writing for >>>>

Breakfast Club

HARRY POTTER

Spencer Reid / MGG

The Maze Runner

Buzzfeed Unsolved

Spiderman

Barry Allen

Theres a list of who I write best for on my page!! ^^^^

1. "I told you not to read that."

2. "Sir, this is for children only."

3. "Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!"

4. "Whatever you're going to ask, the answer is no!"

5. "Hey... what's wrong with your face?"

6. "You look a lot different from your profile picture."

7. "Are you going to keep walking by my house, or are you going to come in?"

8. "Dude, it's three in the morning."

9. "I can't believe I use to think he was attractive."

10. "Actually, you *are* speaking to the manager."

11. "This isn't going to be a typical best man's speech."

12. "According to this, you owe them eighty thousand dollars."

13. "That's the worst reason I've ever heard to have a baby."

14. "I didn't even recognize you!"

15. "You're Satan."

16. "I need a place to stay."

17. "It's six o'clock in the morning, you're not having vodka."

18. "Safety first. What are you? FIVE?"

19. "This is girl talk, so leave."

20. "You're bleeding all over my carpet."

21. "Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now."

22. "Hold still."

23. "You're not interested, are you?"

24. "Oh honey, I'd never be jealous of you."

25. "I'm telling you, I'm haunted."

26. "Touch her again and I'll break your wrist."

27. "Don't look behind you, hurt that guy is checking you out."

28. "I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend."

29. "Quick! Kiss me!"

30. "Just shut up and kiss me."

31. "I hate high school reunions."

32. "I think I picked up your coffee by mistake."

33. "I've never felt this way before... and it scares the shit out of me."

34. "Wait a second, are you jealous?"

35. "This is by far the stupidest plan you've ever had. Of course I'm in."

36. "You never told me you had a fucking twin."

37. "Am I suppose to be scared of you?"

38. "You're hiding something from me."

39. "A wedding?"

40. "Where would someone hide in a town like this?"

41. "H-how long have you been standing there?"

42. "Is this skirt suppose to be this short? I kinda feel like a french whore" *

43. "Oh fuck off."

44. "When did you take that?"

45. "I hid it."

46. "Stop trying to look cool in paparazzi pictures, you look like a dumbass." *

47. "Can you stop laughing?"

48. "You look like a reptile from this angle. Lizard? Snake? Turtle? I just can't decide." *

49. "You have a dirty mind."

50. "You guys are lame."

51. "I don't know. Resurrection maybe?"

52. "This is a safe space." "What the hell are you talking about?" "SAFE SPACE!"

53. "Just stab him."

54. "I'm in dire need of assistance."

55. "I'm gonna die in an elevator full of idiots."

56. "Shoot me."

57. "I feel like you know." *

58. "You're making me dizzy."

59. "I don't want any excuses, they must have the hottest date ever."

60. "Are you with him because it's easy?"

61. "Dibs!" *

62. "If we die, I'm going to kill you."

63. "Do you think you could just go *one* day without pissing me off?"

64. "Your hands are really soft." *

65. "We've become the clingy newlyweds you've always complained about."

66. "Pregnant?"

67. "We are SO much cuter than them."

68. "Wanna go for a drive?"

69. "Is there a reason you're blushing like that?"

70. "Sleep over? Please?"

71. "Are we on a date right now?"

72. "Am I your lockscreen?" "You weren't suppose to see that."

73. "Well I think you're beautiful."

74. "Your feet are so cold!"

75. "You come here often?" "Well I work here, so I'll have to say yes."

76. "You met me yesterday though?" "Yes, and I would die for you in one second. Next question."

77. "I can't stop smiling."

78. "Did you see it?"

79. "Don't leave me alone."

80. "Have you ever kissed anyone before?"

81. "You didn't tell me your friend was cute! Now what am I gonna do?"

82. "How can you drink that stuff?"

83. "Stop apologizing for other people! You aren't the shitty one!"

84. "I just wanna be swept off my feet. Is that so much to ask?"

85. "Oh, my ankle! It must be broken!" *wink wink*

86. "These heels are peeling off my **skin**. But yes, keep complaing about your tie you whine ass." *

87. "I don't want to ruin your party."

88. "Could you just come get me?"

89. "Now I have to start counting all over again!"

90. "Do you talk to your mother with that mouth?"

91. "You are very endearing while you are half-asleep."

92. "But I want to hear you sing!"

93. "No- Mom- don't tell him I said that. Wait!" *

94. "And you wonder why you are still single."

95. "Somebodys cranky." "Somebody needs to shut up."

96. "She's hot. But she's evil."

97. "Pinky promise!"

98. "I'd rather jump out that window. But thanks." *

99. "Hello, sunshine."

100. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

BONUS:

Prompts based on things my best friend has said (changed a little bit for context)

1b. "Man, I hope this ice melts soon."

2b. "Holy SHIT the Disney World parking lot is packed."

3b. "Those tree lights are burning my retinas."

4b. "These are fun to work with." "Not to eat." "No!"

5b. "I mean, I could hit a kid with a car."

6b. "You up? I need to call you! It's not bad it's just kinda funny!"

7b. "Wow I can't imagine being that rich! How old are the kids, maybe I can date one."

8b. "The oldest I would go? 98 I think, for money purposes."

Thank you guys so much. I love you all. SEND ME THOSE ASKS!!!

[vjonny2x4v]

i'm telling you to answer all 92 as well bc you called me a loser except not really but sure why not go with that.

daintiests

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? - She has like 0 eyebrows but she still cute as fuck so yeah I’d probably do it *wink*
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? - Nope, haven’t talked to any ex in years.
3. Have you taken someones virginity? - yes
4. Is trust a big issue for you? - I tend to trust the wrong people


5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? - I don’t really like anyone sooo
6. What are you excited for? - To not have to work monday, praise Cthulhu 


7. What happened tonight? - My roommate abducted a small ground hog and put it in his cargo shorts pocket and it just kinda chilled there for awhile


8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? - I mean, as long as your aren’t acting all Jersey shore trashy we good


9. Is confidence cute? - Confidence is absolutely cute
10. What is the last beverage you had? -Mountain Dew Spiked Raspberry lemonade . Its like crack but better


11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? - All of them because I am a fool
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? - I mean they aren’t meant to be skinny jeans but they are skinny jeans.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? - it is saturday night. lmao.
14. What are you going to spend money on next? - I just spend 100 on a movie alcohol, a controller charger pack, and toys.


15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? - nah she ghosted my candy ass
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? - I am different as the seconds go by 


17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? - Felix the cat
18. The last time you felt broken? - Earlier today listening to sad music infront of a bonfire 
19. Have you had sex today? - no
20. Are you starting to realize anything? - 
21. Are you in a good mood? - kinda no kinda eh and waiting for the benadryl to hit.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? - maybe the team members from the San Jose Sharks NHL team but otherwise no 
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? -  
24. What do you want right this second? - To stop losing


25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? - I don’t love or like anyone tho :(
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? - The sides are but the top is bleached
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? - Absolutely not
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? - My video game puns. Balancing the scales of war into our favor! (my sniper reticle was a judicial scale)


29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? - More than I would like to
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? - Not everyone
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? - No sammy is good boy
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? - Can we stop asking about shit like this jesus fuck


33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? - Soda is life
34. Listening to? Gunshuts
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? - nope, pen or die bitch
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? - Of in the nether
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? - Nope, thats lust
38. Who did you last call? - who knows man, i don’t call people
39. Who was the last person you danced with? - myself 
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? - she was a cutie


41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? - I ate a mini cupcake from little debbies
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? - Haven’t seen either parent in like 3 weeks
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
 -who hasnt”

44. Do you tan in the nude? - I am pale


45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? - no.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? - I passed out on they ass
47. Who was the last person to call you? - Some stranger that i didnt answer


48. Do you sing in the shower? - In the the shower out of the shower popping while the shower heats up
49. Do you dance in the car? Kinda hard to dance while driving


50. Ever used a bow and arrow? - once or twice


51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? - Senior photos which never even got put in the yearbook :)


52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? - Oh most definitely but its what makes them great
53. Is Christmas stressful? - I am terrible with buying gifts so yes


54. Ever eat a pierogi? -oh my potato and cheese and onion please


55. Favorite type of fruit pie? - your mom
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - An astronaut now I just wanna be an asstronaut
57. Do you believe in ghosts? - Not really
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? - way too damn often, but its probably just our reality merging with another reality and out doppleganger memory forming with ours
59. Take a vitamin daily? - Do energy drinks count?


60. Wear slippers? - few and far between.
61. Wear a bath robe? - nude
62. What do you wear to bed? - whatever the hell i want
63. First concert? - Bon Jovi
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? - Wal-mart cause the ppl
65. Nike or Adidas? - Nikes
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? - cheetos
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? - Nuts
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? - THAT ONE WHERES ITS ALL NOW WE GOT BAD BLOOD YEAH WE GOT BAD BLOOD


69. Ever take dance lessons? - I took lessons to do the horizontal monster mash ha


70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? - Professionally loving me
71. Can you curl your tongue? -Barely


72. Ever won a spelling bee? - yeah
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? - nope


74. What is your favorite book? Zombie survival guide
75. Do you study better with or without music? - with
76. Regularly burn incense? - No but I thought about it


77. Ever been in love? - Id like to think so
78. Who would you like to see in concert? - seeing Say Anything would be nice seeing as how I miss them every time they come around
79. What was the last concert you saw? - 
80. Hot tea or cold tea? - no tea 
81. Tea or coffee? - death place


82. Favorite type of cookie? - chocolate chip


83. Can you swim well? - Like a merman
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Like a merman yes
85. Are you patient? - Much like my mother..no
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? - I mean if I had to choose I’d say band
87. Ever won a contest? - Nope, I am a loser


88. Ever have plastic surgery? - no but I need it


89. Which are better black or green olives? - neither
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? - Honestly believe that it’s something you should experience before marriage because sex can be important in a relationship and if you aren’t compatible sexually its gonna suck
91. Best room for a fireplace? - Every room
92. Do you want to get married? - Probably not, to much mess if things go wrong.

Asshat.