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smile, iruma! | hey ive been here before
#iruma suzuki#clara valac#azz alice asmodeus#love trio#m!ik#mairimashita! iruma kun#welcome to demon school iruma kun#irumas expression in the first one went through lotsa phases#lotsa extreme frusterated and sickly faces#which felt a little ooc to me cuz irumas someone who smiles in the face of despair#but also weâve seen iruma at his most frusterated and fed up in reaction to his parents#(at least until kalegos brother told him he was disgusting which btw we should jump him for that)#(and SORTA when gyari calls him ugly but that was less serious lol)#anyway i decided to try going for a very tired forced smile for this#abuse mention#<just in case#to me this is irumas parents presenting iruma to a camera for a family portrait so they can show off their darling little boy to friends#meanwhile darling little boy has been eating trash behind the mall they found him at#so hes tired and hungry cuz the last time he saw em was two months ago otherwise he would have faked it a little better#i think in this moment hes frustrated and a little disgusted by them#enough to almost deny the treats they dangle over him#but rule one (1) is iruma suzuki that cannot say no#im not sure i conveyed the little micro expression kinda frusteration that i wanted to but its close nough#style change for love trio suddenly iruma has lips my bad LOL#suits the theme tho! i think irumas genre; art style; life changes when he met those two#clarazz would hate being compared to irumas dusty ass parents in any way even as foils sorry to them for this post actually đ#ANYWAYâŚ#did u know love trio have the same smile?#fanart#my art
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Some of Tee and Ja'Marr's thoughts on the Tee Situation
Tee said to me 'right now I get to play with one of the, if not the, best quarterbacks in the game, I get to play with one of, if not the, best wide receivers in the game, that opens up so much more for me.' And then he said 'this offense is designed for so many different players to be spotlighted, the way that I am used in this offense so plays to my strengths.' And then he said to me, 'can you guarantee I can have that exact situation anywhere else?'
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So do I think he's taking a home discount? No. But I do think that he is very very smart, he sees the whole picture out there...
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It's very easy to compare this situation to what Ja'Marr had at LSU with Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson. And Ja'Marr has said Tee is very different than Justin Jefferson. That every single minute with Justin Jefferson was a competition. That everything was who makes the more dynamic catch, who has more catches in practice, who runs faster? Everything was that way. Ja'Marr had to speak up and demand the ball a lot at LSU, because so was Justin. Ja'Marr told me that he doesn't have to do that in Cincinnati because Tee, and this is a quote from Ja'Marr, is one of the most unselfish humans you'll ever meet.
#VERY VERY INTERESTING STUFF#also fuck evan this guy is so annoying he KEPT interrupting her through her whole segment and then smiled all condescending like#'what about the money you idiot woman'#and it's like YES the money IS a good point#this could easily all just be talk from tee and ja'marr#because tee DOES deserve all the money he can get#he DOES also deserve the chance at being WR1 if that's what he wants#(he has always done well as WR1 when ja'marr is out/hurt)#so like yes. those are important caveats.#that can definitely be talking points without evan's annoying ass comments and interruptions and looks#(like dude are you not also just some sideline reporter? no need to act like you're better than aditi. BUT WHATEVER)#very interesting considerations! that tee is aware of all the good of his current situation#and may not want to change it at all??#again. could just be saying shit. actions speak louder than words and all that#but the action of dropping your agent (who has the BEST track record of getting guaranteed money) only to go to the agent of the guy#who the front office is going to try to leverage your negotiations against#is like. well. that feels very very deliberate!!#that these two are going to put up a united front. to try to do their best to stay together AND get paid.#which sounds too good to be true tbh!#and then ja'marr comparing his relationship with justin and his relationship with tee!!#both important relationships! both beautiful connections!#and like. justin and ja'marr NEEDED that kind of relationship in college#one of support and competition. pushing each other to be their best. so that they could come into the league#and break all these records almost immediately#and then now a more settled relationship with tee. calmer softer maybe.#that post about how important relationships that let you REST are#man. man. i could go on forever about all of this but this is already too much!!!#tee higgins#ja'marr chase#cincinnati bengals
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gender swapped stanley and stanford pines where they're butch lesbians and their designs are almost identical to their canon ones
#gravity falls#theyre already wrestling under the weight of their dad's expectations#they should have to deal with the strict societal expectations of women too bc i said so#ford probably gets a bit more leeway because of her intellect and the kind of 'softer' masculinity she embodies#and she could go to college and participate in the high minded intellectual side of lesbianism#which was in the 70s dominated by the idea of androgyny and rejecting butch-femme dynamic#of course it's not easy for her persay#but /easier/ than what stan has to go through#stan represents the working class side of lesbianism and she has a much more straightforward masculinity#she likes cars and fighting and sailing and cursing. umambigously male interests especially at the time#this contributes to her familial alienation. she cant get good grades like her sister and no man would ever want to marry her#in the eyes of her parents she is 100% a failure compared to fords like 60%#ANYWAY. i could go on but i think thats enough for now#(bill is gender swapped too and absolutely nothing changes about him)
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Im not even sticking around for the drama that stuff gives me heart diseases im just here to see where this guys gonna lead us and to make fun of him if it ends up bad and ignore it if it was good
#That one tweet the good sir made abt comparing the stories (potential) ending to onk's lifted one of my eyebrows now im intrigued#Ive always had issues with it since I started it lmao#its good at making people think unfortunately theres just 1 too many flaws in how it executes it now were here#Like i said if he really wanted this to nail the landing its should've just been a multiple choice video game / visual novel / whatever#Not only will we get to see the other routes we'll have more things to discuss with eachother#and the fandom is less likely to turn into a political argument twitter esque cesspool#Like i understand why a live big audience like this was chosen; The IRREVERSIBLE Community Voting nails the 'This is what you wanted'#idea home; where all participants who are interested are directly put in the chair of Jury & Judge & even though YOUR idea might seem good#not everyone would agree with it#Like its good on paper but seriously it wouldve worked better if it just focussed on 1 guy per viewing like idk disco Elysium or umineko or#any other well known well thought out ''Your actions & thoughts have consequences'' games#Like you put 10 (/11) characters in the spotlight & youre supposed to figure out everyones deal and judge them correctly#but we cant do that when theres 1. only 3 chances to change the direction of their development / get deeper insight#2. They dont even exist outside of the main attraction which are the mvs#3. They can just die unsatisfyingly without any conclusion to their arcs or explanations if the audience fucks it up badly#Like what are you gonna do when this story finishes? Make it a time loop to give the audience another chance to explore their characters?#Umineko no naku koro ni can be downloaded for free through umineko-project.org or purchased through steam or bought physically from a game-#nillas#vanili powder#i love having hatred in my heart I needed something else to make fun of after Mashima ended EZ like that#I can make fun of episode 8 but im too much of a coward to rlly point things out As Of Now so mlgrm going out in flames woukd be fun#im not saying it Should id love it if a miracle can occur and save its issues thats been there since the premise but yea. I dont think so.#anti milgram
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my babies from over the years :)
#bottom two are microbio#i have 2 copies of that little red mortuary law book#this one was given to me by the catholic priest brother of the late manager of the last place i was#i want to go through & compare changes#spiral bound is my book from my CCO thing#one under is a little practice book for the boards
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Glancing at the Qian Jin-Xiao Li duo then at the Lu Guang-Cheng Xiaoshi one and realising that from what we know Qian Jin was originally the by-the-book type and even now is incredibly careful and thorough. Meanwhile, Xiao Li went along with the photo shop trio despite knowing how unbelievable it all seemed and was willing to arrange Lu Guang's safety in a less traditional way
Qian Jin especially in the past is much more aligned with Lu Guang personality-wise whilst the more flexible and intuition-based Xiao Li is more aligned with Cheng Xiaoshi
#for future reference I wrote this post s2e4 so we'll see if this holds up down the line#I'm not sure yet how far to read into this in terms of other things: is qian jin keeping secrets in the same way lu guang is?#does xiao li have as big a weakness when it comes to acting on emotions as cxs? is qj-xl's split in the present an omen for lg-cxs?#but I do think the duos are aligned enough to reflect onto each other. and I hope that the show uses that to its full potential#link click#link click spoilers#shiguang daili ren spoilers#shiguang daili ren#oh. also. I find it interesting how both qj and cxs have faced loss in different ways and yet reacted so differently#Ik it's not been confirmed yet if lg has also gone through loss but if/when whatever's going on with him is confirmed I'd love to compare#qj is still careful/particular now but perhaps less by the book and definitely willing to dabble in illegal stuff he didn't as a cop#but in a way that comes off as ends justifies the means. His personality hasn't changed as much as it seems at first glance#he's just willing to bend his morals more to achieve his aims (does he think there may be a way to save his wife still?)#is it intentional he seems to be estranged from xl now he's into this side of things? if it were lg I'd say he'd push him away to protect#but he's not. so I don't want to ascribe that to him (yet)
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just binge watched all 4 hunger games movies and 2014 me has ripped its way to the surface to scream about how much she loves peeta mellark
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chats#literally no one#NO ONE#deserves that boy#like he went through so fucking much#and never lost his heart#and it makes me so sad comparing the scared boy talking to katniss before the first games#saying how he doesn't want them to change him#to going through two horrifically traumatic events#the second one leading to his kidnapping and subsequent torture#having his memories distorted and changed#being made into a tool to kill katniss#feeling like he's fighting between who he wants to be vs who the capital made him to be#and then coming out at the end of it with the same steadfast compassion and kindness that he'd always had#GOD#PEETA MELLARK HOW I ADORE YOU#he deserves everything good he really does
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DRE: Austin, what do we know about the Divine Dust in this universe? [...] AUSTIN: [...] You know, I think that this is a classic youâve spotted part of the failure system, right? The failure of the system is you donât knowâitâs not here. Youâre reaching for that information and the information wonât show up, it doesnât let itself be part of these worlds. Itâ[chuckles dryly] [...] AUSTIN: It canât imagine a good version of itself anymore. [...] Austin: And so it doesnât let itself be part of your imagined worlds that are supposed to be, like, tricking you into staying there. You know? (PALISADE 34: Seize the Chance Pt. 5)
I found the Dust moment that made me think of Samot, though he really did push the "an ideal world is one where I don't exist" quite a bit further
#'an ideal world is one where I (or anything even like me) can't exist and to bring that world about i will violently reshape this one -#- also killing myself in the process'#<- wow. i love that guy#palisadeposting#hieronposting#though... i don't have enough of a handle on dust & the motivations there to compare further#is it as much guilt over it's own actions as that is the case for samot? is it also personal grief/loss? selfhatred?#selfhatred for sure.#it's different in the sense though that part of it is the change it went through to become an affliction#except i actually don't know if afflictions view themselves in the context of 'i used to be a divine'?#& i want to go on my walk instead of going transcript diving.#anyways the overlap is still there overall I think#palisade spoilers#hieron spoilers
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sometimes I just. realise I'll probably never feel normal about money in my life
I grew up poor, but it's not just that. it's that my mother would constantly complain that she didn't have any money, and because I was the oldest and also lived with my dad, she would call me and tell me to ask my dad to give her money. or rather, she'd yell at me to do it. sometimes she'd come over and they'd scream at each other about it. usually not in front of my brothers, I think, but always in front of me.
I remember how I didn't get anything, ever - and I don't mean luxury items, I mean clothes, underwear, school supplies. one time I asked for a set of coloured pencils because I really liked to draw - they weren't expensive, definitely under 10âŹ, but she got mad and told me we couldn't afford that.
but she went to the hairstylist every 4-6 weeks to get her hair cut and dyed. the few times I went with her (I didn't feel comfortable going usually, because I had anxiety but mostly because I knew it was expensive and I knew we couldn't afford it), I saw how much she spent there (not a lot, but definitely a lot more than anything I got). she smokes, so she spent at least 10⏠a day on cigarettes too. but that was fine because she 'never got anything for herself'.
when I desperately needed new clothes (because I literally did not have any that still fit and weren't completely broken), she would only take me to one store - because her friend owned it. I hated all of the clothes there and they were expensive, but she got to pay later or something so that's what we did. she always got more for herself than the few pieces I was allowed to get.
even when I had to move in with her again (not voluntarily), she still made me ask my dad for money. when I asked her to buy food she'd tell me she would do that when my dad sent more money. and it's not like he just didn't feel like paying - at least one of us lived with him until I was like 16, and he had less money than she did. but still. she'd always yell at me because he was so bad and I was responsible for making him give her more money.
whenever I got any money, I spent it immediately, because I knew if I didn't, one of my parents would borrow it (maybe I'd get it back, maybe not).
I don't know. I just don't know how to be normal about it. the stupidest things related to money will trigger memories of being screamed at. it all just feels bad.
#that post really hit me I guess#all of this was unnecessary#it could have been okay#if my parents hadn't been so stubborn we'd have got money for certain things. that would have made it a little easier at least#of course the main issue is that they behaved like assholes about it. it wouldn't have changed that. but still.#idk I feel weird calling this stuff abuse because it's really not that bad compared to what other people go through. but it sure made my#life hell for a long long time#idk I just want someone to like. validate that this wasn't okay and that it wasn't my fault or something. I miss my therapist.#personal
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#vent#seeing my peers moving into their own places and being reminded how behind I am compared to everyone else#it makes me feel like such shit man.#I'm stuck with a family that doesn't give a fuck about me with no money#no job and nowhere else to go to get away from them#idk anymore. i have nothing.#all of my dreams have fallen through#i have no hope of ever owning anything#im just going to be confined to a box room with hardly enough space for anything under a roof with a ''''family'''' that treats me like shit#i wish i was never born#i wish my fucking parents never met each other and got married then maybe i would have a better life#than whatever the fuck this is#i want to drop dead#im a failure and nothing will EVER change that#stupid Soda for ever believing in yourself in the first place#no wonder I got abused. they saw how fucking pathetic I was. nothing i ever do is appreciated nor does it amount to anything.#hopefully i die soon and find peace in another life rather than this one
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Trying to play FFXIV is so extremely convoluted, it's actually impressive how they managed to do such a bad job without ever seeking to improve.
Like I've had bad experiences navigating game websites of this, shall we say, region before but this is actually above and beyond. Why not just have One Website where you can do All Things with everything clearly labeled? For some reason this is impossible to figure out (HSR is also complete ass at this don't get me wrong). Web design philosophy is completely different, fair enough... but also no! Not fair enough! I don't enjoy getting bounced between domains and having to fucking websearch how to do basic things like "get a specific expansion" (apparently it's all or none, which is also rather strange to me but could just be my bias). It's like they want new players to give up at the website navigational stage, without even getting into the game! And with FFXIV you have to pay before you can install the game... It's a big game, it takes hours to install, so it eats hours of game time just installing and I honestly can't tell if this is a clever ploy or just a big whoopsie. This game does not want to be played! Amazing.
Edit: IT DOESN'T FUCKING SAY HOW MUCH THE SUBSCRIPTION COSTS BEFORE YOU CLICK ACCEPT? AND SENDS YOU TO THE DAMN STEAM WEBSITE TO PURCHASE INSTEAD OF THE APP??? AND YOU HAVE TO USE THE STEAM WALLET... IS THIS COMPANY RUN BY CLOWNS IN A CIRCUS
#''Hm... Should the players have to go through 50 steps or one to play our game? Let's do 50!!!''#Can't help but compare all MMO's to the big guy (WoW) which is comparatively streamlined as fuck#Just look at what other games are doing and emulate what works well PLEASE#Yeah yeah I'm still playing this game whatever I have no pride I just want a damn bunny#Life of a Feloss#Fun thing about the steam wallet thing is that since mine was empty it changed tracks to add funds to it#Making me have to restart the sub process from the start. I have never hit this many buttons for something so banal in my life#Adding the expansion made me want to die so good job interesting approach to game design ig
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Every time some science fact is mentioned and it's something that was discovered thanks to the help or invention of your country and you die a little for the lack of acknowledgment
Anyway if youâre from the US and you ever wanted to know what tumblr feels like from a non-USAmerican perspective (please note that the rest of the world is not a monolith either and none of these apply without exception):
Everybodyâs talking about brands and stores youâve never seen in real life. You generally assume they exist, but they might as well be one giant prank the rest of the internet is in on.
You find a post that just sounds wrong. It makes no sense. Itâs like OP lives in a weird alternate reality. 9/10 times, itâs just some USAmerican Thing.
Youâre still not entirely sure how much an inch is. Or a foot. Or even how many of the former there are in the latter. You maybe know your height in feet and inches.
You have no idea how much a pound is. Youâd also like to know how the fuck pound shortens to lbs.
What the fuck is âmilitary timeâ
Somebody talks about some legal process or something similar. They donât mention which countryâs legal system this pertains to. You know anyway.
People talk about politics. None of it pertains to you. Many posts contain guilt tripping. âHow can you not care about this?? Why wonât you reblog this?? People need to know this about x candidate for y position!â Youâre busy trying to stay on top of the political landscape in your own country.
You pick up some random slang from the internet. Monkey see monkey do. Youâre called racist. You didnât know it was AAVE. You learnt it from black letters on white background, not from the mouths of people whose faces you could see. How would you have known? You try to unlearn it.
People tell you that you must publicly denounce Chick-fil-A or youâre homophobic. You donât even know what a Chick-fil-A is.
People say you donât know LGBTQ+ history. What they mean is you donât know USAmerican LGBTQ+ history. Nobody cares about your countryâs history.
Youâre âcalled outâ on using an âoffensiveâ term. Itâs (a direct translation of) a completely harmless word where you live.
People expect you to have an idea of how far apart 2 USAmerican states are. You barely know geography past your countryâs immediate neighbors.
You randomly switch between British and American spellings. Nothingâs real and there are no rules.
People talk about multiple hour car rides and you get twitchy just thinking about it. You suddenly understand why USAmerican cars are so big.
Somebody talks about school shooting drills. You only ever had fire alarm drills.
You see a cool statistic. The studyâs only about the US. Itâs unfortunately of no use to you.
People misuse/misspell words and names from your native language. Itâs tiring.
(You feel sorry for the French. Nobody should be allowed to mangle the word dĂŠjĂ vu like that.)
Youâre still not over the fact that USAmerican school children are supposed to say that pledge thing every morning. Youâre never getting over that.
You still donât know why the men are fresh or what the fuck a sophomore is.
Who the fuck pays up first and then fills up gas??? Thatâs made up, right??
Everybody has a weird obsession with some comfort food youâd never even heard of before you signed up here.
Fellow non-USAmericans, please add anything else you can think of.
#in the tags just because I want to compare#hell measurements are never going to make sense#temperature either#you always know the one that does not clarify ''the law'' is from US the rest of us say 'in my country'#I reblog some issued about US but it's purely because I think if they go through the countries like mine that have people trying to...#imitate ''better'' countries are going to get worse (like mine I wish it wasn't like that)#I try to not use slang for that reason#I know so much about US queer history is boring at this point#I need to learn more about our own history (which is awesome sometimes you know)#firts country with same sex marriage in latin America let's goooo#between cities is usual here to travel for hours#on the same city is too much unless is a big city so that's a little more understandable#but yeah the US is so damn big#I don't think we even have an evacuation plan at all stuff like that just doesn't happen#statics đ infuriating#if y'all are going to use words from my language please learn the language#we do sing to our flag but I don't think is literally a pledge (nobody actually sang tbh)#baby the school years change from province to province you think I can understand the system of another country?????#I do understand the food thing but not the food choices#yeah I'm trying to learn more about the politics of my country because we have to vote this year đ#every time someone from my country is in an US video I go ''oh god what????'' and it only happens once a year#y'all treating cities like enemies we have countries that go ''my brother!!!!!!'' here
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Going off from what I said before in the last post, Leo's early opinions of the rivals
Victoria - I remember saying once Leo tried to force himself to have a crush on her lol. I don't think that's necessary, not anymore. Going off from what I previously said I think he...wishes to be more like her, honestly. She's like the ideal he strives for, someone who is kind and tries to do the right thing just because they can. I think he admires her from what he's seen of her, and maybe a bit envious of how "good" she is.
Cain - Cain brutally reminded Leo that he was very much in denial about his sexuality, lmao. Though for their first meetings, it was actually easy to ignore how he felt about a guy flirting with him so openly and just play along. This won't always be the case, as time goes on Cain is practically at war with Leo's internalized homophobia, but right now, Leo honestly thinks Cain is fun. Forward, but fun.
Fern - It feels like looking into a mirror and he doesn't like it. Learning that Fern, too , has a successful older sister just makes it worse ( though he hates how Fern talks about her. Leo would die if he talked to Raya the way Fern talked to Florina). Leo isn't really combative with Fern, not yet anyway. If anything, because of how he sees himself in Fern, he tries to be more patient( again, he's trying to be a better person + Fern kinda makes him uncomfortable). Maybe even be a bit nicer than he should have. Though, both him and Fern have egos and both seem to get annoyed with each other by simply existing. But they're not combative. Not yet.
#it's interesting to see how i changed in terms of early dynamics here#vicky and fern are notable changes. vicky reminds leo of raya and fern reminds him of himself- at first.#so i think bc of that he should treat them differently.#at least compared to before#i think leo should always be annoyed with fern but was trying his best to be patient and kind#it's like looking in a cruel mirror.#i think it gets worse after You Know What.#and by that point i think Leo just hates the guy#vicky is interesting. i also think bc he remind her of his sister he starts to project onto her#and so when Vicky really starts to spiral and show her emotions that are separate from suraya he's kinda. taken a back.#like oh wow you're an actual person not my sister who was more like a mom to me#mind you i don't think this mindset is on purpose. leo means no ill will#just that he is going through it from the jump and his usual emotional rock isn't there#and despite wanting to be independent he can't help but look at the person who is like her the most#it's also interesting foreshadowing with him and suraya's relationship i think#though ironically i think it would be the reverse#leo being a bit more independent and suraya struggling with that fact#okay ramble over#oc: leo â¨
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i've started datv and i have a lot of thoughts already but i'll keep most of them to myself until i finish the game (may take a bit).
i will say tho. all that pr scrambling they did to justify the gameplay shakeup they did? it was as bad as it seemed. the gameplay is just a downright joke it's kind of. sad. button mashing in 2024? button combos in 2024? am i playing dragon age or super smash bros?
#a question i ask myself while breaking pots to gain health too#for ppl who have played a lil and also played other da games: just think about the pride demon prologue fights#between dai and datv. and you will understand what i mean#i'm going to try to keep more of my thoughts to myself bc i genuinely want to play through the whole thing#and give it a fair shake before i say anything#but i can definitely say combat is as disappointing as it looked#i mean. it's not horrendous or unplayable or something. it's just not exciting nor does it make u think about what you're doing etc#there's no strategy just spamming buttons. and i compare it to other DA games where i have entire strategies for almost every major boss#fight across all three games... and how that can change up depending on party which changes up depending on my character's class#...yeah. i have a lot of thoughts already and i'm hardly into the game tbh just past like. prologue & idk mission 1 ig to be vague#i spent like 5 hrs in character creator lmfao#liz's gamer problems
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honestly i'm glad i waited to start hrt until i was in my 20s. i can't imagine just going through Extended Puberty if i'd started it as a teenager.
#ive been out for a decade but didn't start hormones til this year#and im glad i waited tbh. im so happy about it now but i was not in an okay place for that as a teen#but im suddenly like In The Thick of Puberty again#im hungry. im horny. i need more sleep. my body is changing. my voice is cracking.#and i occasionally want to react like im 14 again. but its also easier because its kinda fun?#and whenever a stereotypical Puberty thing happens its something i can gently laugh at#because ive done it before! but this time i not only know whats happening - its on purpose!#and i know ill be okay in the end!#i have my problems but i am So much better mentally compared to then#anyway. i cant imagine not going through the first puberty i have#and i think if i started hrt towards the end of it (when maybe id be ready... but tbh not really yet)#it wouldve been a stressful and hellish experience#as opposed to this honestly healing one#anyway. im rambling. because im fucking hungry again. I Need Protein.#tree talks
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despite being the strongest sorcerer, satoru gojo is terrified of his wifeâaka, you.
many people view you as this sweet person who so happens to bring treats whenever you visit the high school, but to satoru? you are the scariest person known to man, and that's comparing you to all of the curses he's fought.
he still loves you dearly, for he's practically enamored with your every move, but he's seen you mad.
he knows what you're like when you're even a little bit irritated.
and you're scary.
you'd think that since satoru is the strongest, he could easily laugh off your anger or whatnot, but you're thinking wrong. satoru knows better than to try that.
of course, he had to learn before he knew not to mess with you when you were angry, but luckily for you, he's a quick learner.
or he became one when you got mad at him for the first time.
"toru, can you unload the dishwasher, please?" once again, you were left with the answer of satoru's light hum as he continued to scroll through his phone. you would understand if it was your first time asking him to do so, or even your second time, but noâthis was your tenth time asking him. why did you bother asking him that many times? because you didn't want to seem like you were rushing him since there was all day to do them. but you originally asked him in the morning, and now, it was currently eight-o-clock at night. "satoru, i'm serious." your tone turned stern as you leaned against the kitchen counterâeyeing him as he remained seated at the kitchen table. "i asked you repeatedly throughout the day, and they're still not done." "why don't you do them? you're already in the kitchen..." he mumbled as he squinted at his phone, and a frown pulled at your lips. "because i've done them the past few days." "exactly! because you're good at it, baby." his tone was teasingâshowing that he was seemingly trying to make this a jokeâbut it only irritated you more. "satoru, can you please just do them?" "and if i don't?â" satoru's words were cut off as a hand slammed on the table in front of him, and he was forced to look up from his phone. only to be met with your livid expression. his lips pursed as you stared down at him, and after a moment of silence, you snapped your fingers before pointing at the sink. "dishes." your single word only made him hastily nod, yet he remained seated before speaking. "can i go change first?" you narrowed your eyes in confusion and annoyance, "why do you need to change?" "because i just pissed myself."
ever since that day, he's always done what you've asked him to do. sometimes even before you can ask him to do something, he's already doing it.
why? because that single day showed him just how scary you were. you made the man question if he really was the strongest for a moment, too, and that's saying something.
despite the fact it's been a few years, and you've forgotten about that day completely, satoru is still quite scared of you. even narrowing your eyes at him gives him chills.
are you aware of this? no, you just think that satoru learned to listen to you since you both got married.
when in reality, he only listens to you because you scare him.
eventually, some people picked up the fact that satoru was scared of you, and those people so happened to be his students.
they would tease and mock him for being scared of you, and satoru couldn't even be mad at them for that. he would just chuckle while saying that they didn't understand how scary you were.
and then they jinxed themselves by saying that there was no way you could be scary enough to even make satoru scared of you.
but then they so happened to be goofing around in class one day when you were in there whilst satoru was trying to teach.
they left the room with an earful of manners and the image of your mad expression printed in their mind.
so, now they're scared of you, too.
and satoru isn't against it because it means he gets to use the 'wife' card whenever they're not listening to him.
"can you three stop venturing off?" is this how you used to feel when satoru didn't listen to you? currently, satoru was out on a mission with yuji, nobara, and megumi to prove that they could take down a curse. there had been reports of a few grade level 4 curses who were hanging around tokyo shopping centers, so while the students kept their eyes out for them, satoru was just there for supervision. and he was there due to the fact you decided to tag along with them because you wanted to shop. so, while you went away from them to go do your own thing, satoru was left to deal with his students. usually, he wouldn't mind, but it was the fact that instead of finding these curses and dealing with them to prove that they could go on missions, they decided that the shops were more interesting than that. which, granted, some of the shops were pretty cool. satoru had bought himself some treats when the students weren't lookingâwhich was most of the time since they were fairly distracted. once again, usually, satoru wouldn't mind. but he does start to mind when it's insanely hot outside and his treats are starting to melt. "but gojo sensei, look at all the cool stuff!" yuji whined as he gestured to the stores, and nobara nodded her head in agreement. "exactly! i've never been to tokyo!" "you're both forgetting that we're here to prove you three can handle a curseânot to prove who can spend the most money." nobara only crossed her arms, "says the one who looks like he's spent thousands on sweets..." "that's because i'm a grown man! and i've already proven i can handle a curse..." satoru frowned at nobara's wordsâholding his treats closer to himself. "can't you three just look at the stores after you've found the curses?" "what if we don't find the curses until late and all the shops are closed?" yuji asked, and nobara hastily nodded her head. "exactly!" it was like arguing with toddlers. satoru could only sigh before taking his phone out of his pocket, "do i need to call mrs.gojo?" "I LOVE FINDING CURSES!" yuji shouted before rushing his steps while looking around, and nobara followed suit. "LET'S TAKE THEM DOWN!" even megumi's eyes widened as he followed the other two in their search. satoru could only chuckle before putting his phone back in his pocket, "works every time..." "call me for what?" the sound of your voice made satoru jump a little as he turned to face you, and a nervous chuckle left his lips while he stared at your narrowed eyes. "there's my wife! we were just wondering where you were!" once you raised an eyebrow, telling satoru to get to the point, he looked around for something to distract you. and he then noticed the bags in your hand. he gently took them from your hand before wrapping his free arm around your waist, and he started to lead you to his students while placing a kiss against your cheek. "i was just about to call you so you could see how much fun they're having looking for a curse!" once you gave him a soft smile at his answer, satoru couldn't help but smile back before pulling you closer. "how was your shopping spree?" of course, he knew the answer given the amount of bags in his hand, but he still couldn't help but ask because it meant he got to see you smile as you explained the different stores you went to. sure, satoru was a little bit scared of you, but who wasn't a bit scared of their wife? if it meant getting to love you and have you in his arms, satoru would gladly deal with you being scary.

a/n : we love a man who's obsessed but also scared of his wife.
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