#i warned you all

[mynqzo]

sometimes u gotta write a lil intro to ur sapphic grim semi realistic barbie and the three musketeer story

[garwicbreb]

Bad dog

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[cordeliawhohung]

CORE. CORE GET BACK HERE. CORE WTF WAS THAT. CORE YOU’RE PAYING FOR MY THERAPY BILLS

good luck catching me!

[theowritesstuff]

Sooooo if anyone wants to leave me requests for Nikolai Lantsov 👀

Here are some prompts I’m currently writing, but I’ll take literally any requests

I’m also taking requests for Kaz at the moment as well

*Requests will be closed on March 21*

[cuckoo-on-a-string]

Meanwhile

*Looks at 10k+ chapter draft*

*Looks at UNFINISHED 10k+ chapter draft*

[exhausted-archivist]

So, lets talk about that cookbook. Do you have any recipes you'd like to see? We're suppose to get 60+ recipes in the cookbook and so far from the sample we've officially got:

Eggs a la Val Foret

Fried Young Spider

Hearty Fereldan Scones

Roast Turkey

Nug Pancakes

Varric's Favorite Cinnamon Rolls

World of Thedas gave us

Spiced Wine

Starkhaven Fish and Egg Pie

Nug-Nug

Jellied Pigs Feet

Pickled Eggs

Llomerryn Red (sauce)

Butter Soup

Alamarri Pickled Krone

Fereldan Turnip and Barley Stew

Pig Oat Mash

Dalish Deep Forest Comfort

Mad Bernard's Gift of Flesh

Nordbotten Fruit Stew

Dandelion Wine

Marie du Lac Erre's Sweet Ruin

Raider Queen's Bread of Many Tongues (Banana bread)

The Blessed Apple (Apple Pie)

Hearth Cakes

Sera's Yummy Corn

We also have Fluffy Mackerel Pudding aka Feast Day Fish as a recipe given in Origins that comes from a weight watchers recipe.

Do you have any dishes you'd like to see? Not sure what your options are? I made a list of all the Dishes, Sides, and Sauces mentioned in Dragon Age or you could check out my ao3 for better formatting. Tell me what you'd like to see fill out the cookbook, maybe there are recipes you would like that aren't mentioned in Thedas yet.

[perfectsunlight]

ohhh so when it’s about jimin your all like “omg fr like i totally agree”

but when it’s yunjin it’s “just wait till Jennifer does this that and the other and then you will all look like clowns”

SEEMS LIKE SOMEONES BEING BIASED A LIL PICKY CHOOSY

likee the endgame is looking kinda clear rn

bestie…i never said jimin was innocent either 😌 we’re not even halfway done with the plot line. all i’m saying is that you will blindly defend yunny in everything…but it’s okay.

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. my entire GOAL is to make everyone conflicted in everything i write. so just hold on tight, yeah? the shows just about to begin

[egyptianking]

[umblrspectrum]

nevermind i figured out how to draw her

[parisoonic]

Demo has had many careers - tattoo artist isn't one of them.

[egophiliac]

just something I wanted to try! (tumblr please don't absolutely destroy this, thank you)

[manny-jacinto]

#the father the son and the holy spirit

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.

You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.

[inkskinned]

before you know about women, you hear that you do not need to love the man, just that you need to love him through his manhood. which is to say you have seen the future painted in lamb's blood over your eyes - how your mother shoots you a look about your father's inability to cook right. how your aunt holds her wineglass and says i'm gonna kill em. men, right! how your best friend bickers with her boyfriend, how she says i can't help it. i come back to him.

you learn: men are gonna cheat. men aren't going to listen when you're talking, because you're nagging. men think emotions are stupid. they think your life is vapid and your hobbies are embarrassing. men will slam things, but that's because men are allowed to be angry. if you get loud, you're hysterical. if a man gets loud - well, men are animals, men are dogs, men can't control their hands or their eyes or their bodies. they're going to make a snide comment about you in the locker room, about your body, about how you're so fucking annoying. you're going to give him kids, and he will give you the money for the kids, and you're going to be running the house 24/7 - but he gets to relax after a long day, because his job is stressful. the man is on stage, and is a comedian, and says "women!"

and you are supposed to love that. you are supposed to love men through how horrible they are to you - because that's what women do. that's what good women do. wife material. your father even told you once - it'll make sense when you're older. it was like staring down a very lonely tunnel.

it feels like something's caught in your throat, but it's all you know, so. it's okay that you see sex as a necessary tool, a sort of okay-enough ritual to keep him happy, even though he doesn't seem to care about happiness as-applied-to you. it is relationship upkeep. it is kissing him and smiling even though he didn't brush his teeth. it is getting on your knees and looking up and holding back a sigh because he barely holds you as you panic through the night. it's not like the sex is bad and you do like feeling wanted. and besides! he's a man! like... they're another species. you'll never be able to actually communicate, right. he isn't listening.

you just don't get it. you don't feel that sense of i'm gonna climb him like a tree. mostly it just feels fucking exhausting. you play the part perfectly. you smile and nod and are "effortlessly" charming. and it's fine! it's alright! you even love him, if you're looking. you could have good life, and a good family, and perfectly happy.

in the late night you google: am i broken. you google i'm not attracted to my husband. you google i get turned on by books but not by him. you google how to get better in bed.

the first time he yells at you, it almost feels like blankness. like - of course this is happening. this is always how it was going to end up. men get angry, and they yell, and you sit there in silence.

you mention it to your friend - just the once - while you're drunk. she shrugs and says it's like that with me too, i just try to forget and move on. men are always gonna hear what they want to. pick your battles and say sorry even though he's in the wrong. you play solitaire online for a month. you go to your therapist appointment and preach about how you're both so in love.

after all, you have a future to want. nobody lied about it - how many instagram posts say marriage is hard. say real love takes work. say we fight like cats and dogs but the best part is that we always make up. how many of your friends say happy anniversary to the best and worst thing to ever happen to me. if you really loved him - loved yourself too - you'd accept that men are just different from you.

the first time she kisses you, it's on a dare at a party. something large and terrifying whips through your body. you wake up sweating from dreams where her mouth is encrusted with pearls and you pick them off one by one with your teeth. fuck. you sit at the computer and your almost-finished game of sim city. you think about your potential perfect life and your potential future family. you google am i gay quiz with your little hands shaking.

you delete each letter slowly. you don't need to love him. you just need to keep going.

[canisalbus]

What if I told you that RoobrickMarine went and wrote an entire novella starring my 16th century dog couple? It's very canon-adjacent, well researched and thoughtfully put together, has inspired me a ton during these past months and it's now publicly available at AO3. I highly recommend it.

✦ Separation ✦

[cutter-kirby]

come on simon